November 11th, 2011

Abbott’s Poll Priorities


257 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

    Shows the left prorities, they still cant get over the fact they lost WW2

  2. 2
    Boris McWhirter says:

    What a Hunt

  3. 3
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    Its to make sure we dont forget when the Political Elite massacered the fighting men of Europe. DONT RUN WALK INTO THE MACHINE GUN FIRE.

  4. 4
    ReddyEddy says:

    Lovely…

  5. 5
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    Its to make sure we dont forget when the Political Elite massacered the fighting men of Europe. DONT RUN WALK INTO THE MACHINE GUN FIRE.

    Reply

  6. 6
    AngryEnglishJon says:

    Complete piece of excrement

  7. 7
    Nu Attack Dog says:

    Quite

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Lest she forgot

  9. 9
    Right Winger says:

    What else would you expect from the likes of her!

  10. 10
    Cleaner who scrapes bogies from off the benches says:

    She wouldn’t do it during Big Brother or X-Shit.

  11. 11
    SpAd says:

    Is there anything more pointless than an opinion poll on voting intentions when there isn’t going to be a GE for at least 3 years?

    But to tweet such a meaningless finding during the two-minute silence on Armistice Day…..what a ghastly, disrespectful, ill-mannered arsehole she is.

  12. 12
    Crikey says:

    No surprise there. None whatsoever.

  13. 13
    alias says:

    feck me. she even looks smug in low resolution.

  14. 14
    Kelvin McKenzie says:

    I want to see this reported in the red tops

  15. 15
    Robert Catesby says:

    ‘Dianne Abbott in Too Busy Being A Complete Fucking Bellend To Pay Respects Shocker’

  16. 16
    Tax Payer says:

    She’s quoting The Sun?!

  17. 17
    Dyanne Fatbutt says:

    Me love da ryce and da peee.

  18. 18
    Roger says:

    As an immigrant, does Remembrance REALLY mean anything to her? I mean, they go along with it while they’re around us, but if you go into any inner city area where there are few white Brits you hardly ever see anyone wearing a poppy.

  19. 19
    Pollys Love Child says:

    West Indian mums will go to the wall for their tweets.

  20. 20
    Mouththa Kouththa says:

    A taxpayer funder underling probably tweets for her and forgot to turn off the 11.00 am auto tweet.

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    Or it could be that the clocks in her office are a couple of minutes off the time that Twitter operates on.

    Pretty poor effort, but it is Friday I suppose.

  22. 22
    Engineer says:

    “This year’s rigid poppy enforcement is pretty unedifying…”

    Eh?

    If you don’t want to buy one or wear one, don’t. But don’t snipe at people who do – it has deep meaning to very many people.

  23. 23
    A Tommy of WWI says:

    Wait a minute – you foolish woman

  24. 24
    Tax Payer says:

    Any sensible person would leave it 10 minutes before and after to avoid just this kind of ‘possible’ confusion.

    But not Diane.

  25. 25
    Anon says:

    That’s because they’re too busy running around shooting at each other.

  26. 26
    EC1 PhD says:

    The MP for Hackney did tweet
    Ed’s Poll lead would be hard to beat
    With mouth open wide
    (2 min silence defied)
    She jumped in with both of her feet

  27. 27
    Updated over the Internet says:

    She tweeted from a PC, no?

    See the little clock at the bottom of your screen? Yes?

  28. 28
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

    http://twitter.com/#!/1markconway/status/134957175473836032

  29. 29
    They're all shite says:

    If she had been alive during WW2 we could have filled the fat cow with Helium and used her as a barrage balloon over London

  30. 30
    What a plonker. says:

    And to think that she wanted to be Labour party leader ,She even makes
    Red Ed Militwat look normal.

  31. 31
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

  32. 32
    Sophie says:

    Why should Abbott care about British war dead?

    She is patently not British – by culture, by heritage, by history she has nothing in common with the British so it is only natural for her to not recognise the horrifice gravity of the insult she has just given to the British.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Like right wing nutter Hitl*r’s Europe one by one all the right wing governments that cut due to illogical reasons are falling. Hope France is liberated soon.

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  35. 35
    Benjy from Twickenham says:

    Who is this “staffer”? I hope they are sacked before the end of the day

  36. 36
    Diane Abbott MP says:

    For the record, it was an over-enthusiastic staffer back in the office who tweeted during the two minute silence. I was actually in Hackney observing it. As for those above who seem to imply that I would not care about Armistice day because I am of immigrant origin. Tens of thousands of Commonwealth nationals fought and died for Britain during the first and second World War. And this includes thousands of West Indians.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    I blame Blair for letting you into this country.

  38. 38
    joescotus says:

    someone should stand up in the commons and shame the thick brainless bastard

  39. 39
    I saved the World and other favourite Brown witticisms says:

    Let it never be forgot that when Labour came to power in 1997 they did everything in their power to rubbish such matters such as flying the union flag and that anything British was not politically-correct…it wasn;t until they realised that their policy of multicultralism had spectacularly failed post 9/11 and Bliar’s illiegal war that they started to wrap themselves in the flag…Labour are total hypocritys every bloody single one of them…still look on the bright side Abbot’s tweet during two Minute Silence will probably not help Labour retain its poll lead very long..

  40. 40
    The Fog says:

    Could her account have been hacked?

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Rather than have two you could just use Pickle.

  42. 42
    Anon says:

    You haven’t seen all the old soldiers loitering in the supermarket entrances, one on each side of the doors in such a position as you have to walk right next to them, as they stare at you with their cold dark eyes?

    It had meaning for me, too, but this year there’s a definite, oppressive, pressure to buy one.

    So I haven’t.

  43. 43
    socialist spotter says:

    erm…the word socialist in National Socialist not ring any bells?

  44. 44
    EC1 PhD says:

    The limerick writer can’t wait
    Writing caption line desire to sate
    Get on now Guido
    Where is the photo?
    With your whisky I have a date

  45. 45
    joescotus says:

    ok dianne appology accepted but still a thi……

  46. 46
    Tax Payer says:

    Exactly. So that knackers the clock/time difference excuse.

    Er, but why weren’t her staffers observing the silence? And why hasn’t she made it clear things like this should not to happen?

  47. 47
    Menial Task says:

    That sort of makes it worse. So you pay someone to do your Tweets?

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Then again it might have been easier for you under Ms May. Have you brought you family and friends in as well? I can see why you support this government.

  49. 49
    Anon says:

    Be fair. The silence was being observed, between her ears.

  50. 50
    An imposter says:

    So you don’t actually tweet your own tweets.

    How can we know what you actually tweet – and what is tweeted by some spotty youth lurking in your office ?

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Typical tackless Diane Abbot. Her self interest knows no bounds…well that & her her privately educated, Cambridge undergraduate son!

  52. 52
    SpAd says:

    No, I haven’t seen anything like that at supermarket entrances. There again, I’m not a paranoid fruitloop.

  53. 53
    Tax Payer says:

    Not written by Diane. You are making it worse.

  54. 54
    Loungelizard says:

    And I suppose an over enthusiastic staffer sorted out the private school as well. That’s the trouble with the left, it’s never their fault.

  55. 55
    Oh, says:

    So they weren’t observing the 2-minutes silence in your office?

    Nice.

  56. 56
    Lord of the Manor says:

    Didn’t have too any of our immigrant friends in my regiment in WW1. But then, women didn’t have the vote in the good old days. I can never work out, by jove, how they get into Parliament. Is this pucka?

  57. 57
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Lessons on Britishness from an american. I’ve seen it all now.

  58. 58
    Beneath my pay grade says:

    If you are too idle to type your own tweets. Just what is the point of you being an MP?

  59. 59
    Sophie says:

    Not the point – I am merely stating that you cannot share indigenous British values, our culture, our heritage & our history because you are not “us”.

    A patently obvious truth, no?

    Nothing racist or bigotted about that – afterall, I could not & would not ever state that I understand your values, culture, heritage & history.

    And I would venture the opinion that it was in Commonwealth Nationals own interests to fight National Socialism as it was in the indigenous Britons to fight the hateful leftwing ideology espoused by the third reich.

  60. 60
    Joe Pesci says:

    So was that you in Hackney observing the 2-minute silence, or was that another ‘enthusiastic staffer’ dressed in your clothes?

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    China is called “people’s democratic republic of china”, where is the democracy?

    As for Conservatives where is the “Conservative”? Wants gay marriage and build houses every where.

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    Sophie? That’s French that is! Another bloody foreigner, and one that got us into the wars.

  63. 63
    Steve Miliband says:

    On the taxpayer

  64. 64
    A liitle lad says:

    My mother told me never to accept tweets from strangers…..

  65. 65
    Bogeyman says:

    Dunno why you bothered. Hackney is wall-to-wall gangsta teenagers who think the only use of a poppy is to manufacture drugs.

  66. 66
    Kingsland Road says:

    Patheitic excuse, blaming others.

  67. 67
    Moohamid Ramadanadingdong says:

    No, it isn’t “pukka”. It’s haram.

    Stone ‘em!

  68. 68
    Ivor Biggun says:

    There’s a war on you know.

  69. 69
    Jess The Dog says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnson_Beharry

    In WW2, some 300 or so West Indians served as aircrew, and some 90 men received decorations. This included seven Distinguished Service Orders, and 64 DFC’s. Probably the most decorated was Squadron Leader Ulric Cross, who was awarded both the DSO and the DFC. The citation for the latter notes his ‘exceptional navigational ability’ and the ‘very large number of sorties’ he had flown ‘against heavily defended targets’ in Germany.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/worldwars/wwtwo/colonies_colonials_01.shtml

  70. 70
    Denzil says:

    It is, innit?

  71. 71
    Sungei Patani says:

    It is because there were not cuts much earlier that we are in the mess we are in today.

  72. 72
    Enoch Powell says:

    Um, no it isn’t. It’s the PRC. No ‘democratic’ in that title.

  73. 73
    Kingsland Road says:

    You have no ev idence for that at all. Just as possible they’ll get a sloppy great kiss from the anti-British one.

  74. 74
    Loungelizard says:

    An imposter you say? Thought it was a photo of Tollybee after a few weeks in the Tuscan sun, just goes to show what…..

  75. 75
    Mad Hattie Harman's curiously cavernous front bottom says:

    “I could not & would not ever state that I understand your values, culture, heritage & history.”

    Obviously our 1997-2010 indoctrination programme missed you. It probably got your kids, though.

    Adult indoctrination will begin in 2015. You will be educated in the superiority of immigrunt culture, heritage and values.

  76. 76
    Kingsland Road says:

    The implication is she would not attend to show she cares about the British who died, just the Commonwealth nationals. Says it all really.

  77. 77
    Judge Jeffries says:

    Filth. Lord (released early) Hanningfield now all over Radio 5 Live claiming he did nothing wrong.

    Do all politicians lack a genuine moral compass? All overpaid, underbrained.

  78. 78
    bergen says:

    In fairness she’s adopted the Great British Tradition of being a Labour MP who has her own son privately educated.

  79. 79
    Tom Baldwin'c Liebour Ajax supplier says:

    typical left douche bags…always trying to rewrite history to suit themselves!

    fuckwits!

  80. 80
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    Cuts in What? The invasion of Afghanistan. The Pseudo Drug WAR that fuels trouble Employs the vast majority of public sector workers in Policing, Criminal justice system, NHS, Social Services, and every other Quango State sponsored Crap

  81. 81
    Howard Webb is the greatest referee in the world ! says:

    For the attention of Billy Bowden before today’s caption competition

    Thank you!

    Thank you for your participation
    and good luck!

  82. 82
    Ken Clarke says:

    That made you look like an intellectual giant, I must say.

  83. 83
    Titterific says:

    She’s a closet lezza. She likes Page 3.

  84. 84
    AS says:

    Nice one Abbot – we can see what is more important to you – Twittering rather than working and paying respect to the dead.

  85. 85
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    Have any one of these fraudsters being prosecuted under procedes of crime ACT, That they brought into LAW. I bet they don’t

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    ‘Limit yourself to 5′ would be better for the rest of us

  87. 87
    Engineer says:

    I had to go hunting for my poppy this year. I found the Legion’s stand in the supermarket, but rather tucked away. The lady looking after it most definitely did not have ‘cold dark eyes’.

    I have seen no evidence whatever of ‘oppressive pressure’, this year or any other.

  88. 88
    fatfuckingpig says:

    So, thats the standard excuse for these pigs now. If it comes in their name, they just say someone else did it and they get away with it?

  89. 89
    Diane Fatbott MP says:

    I do itz coz I getz like da money, innit?

    An’ I use ur money to send me kids to da private school, cos the state ones are like well crap cos of all the foreigners, innit.

  90. 90
    Ted says:

    Actually the old soldiers seem pretty thin on the ground now most of the Rememberance day begging seems to be done by young aggresive street chuggers. They much prefer a direct debit mandate to a few quid in the box.

  91. 91
    Huhne watch says:

    On the subject of Huhnes. Why is the Huhne getting special treatment from the CPS? We know they can act quickly when they want as in the case of the riots.

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    We are in this mess because as a country we live off other countries, we lost manufacturing and farming. We also let in loads of people in to this country and let our people to live off the state.

    For the first I blame Mrs T (conservatives) and for the second I blame Blair (Labour).

    The current problem is, we are being governed by idiots who hasn’t got a clue about real life.

  93. 93
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Right on the money….we elect people to represent us, who are not of our culture and their staff employed, because they are not either, New Labour at it’s best.

  94. 94
    smoggie says:

    The worst tweets are always the silent ones. Silent but deadly.

  95. 95
    Jess The Dog says:

    I just responded to some ignorant fool above….

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnson_Beharry needs no introduction

    http://www.100greatblackbritons.com/bios/walter_tull.html Lieutenant Tull’s heroic example is one of so many from the First World War, also a time when class social, gender and racial barriers were brought down in a time of national sacrifice. This was half a century ahead of changes to attitudes in British society, when London Underground maintained a “colour bar” in employment until the1960s. Moreover, the first Indian officers went through Sandhurst nearly a century ago and held authority over “white” NCOs and soldiers.

    In WW2, some 300 or so West Indians served as aircrew, and some 90 men received decorations. This included seven Distinguished Service Orders, and 64 DFC’s. Probably the most decorated was Squadron Leader Ulric Cross, who was awarded both the DSO and the DFC. The citation for the latter notes his ‘exceptional navigational ability’ and the ‘very large number of sorties’ he had flown ‘against heavily defended targets’ in Germany.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/worldwars/wwtwo/colonies_colonials_01.shtml

    Then there’s the long list of Indian troops, including the Gurkhas, who were ferociously brave beyond the comprehension of any of us nowadays. Sikh soldiers (sailors and airmen) preserve elements of their traditional dress in the modern uniform. The British Army has most recently recruited solders from Fiji in particular.

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    You are the fucking idiot who is trying to do that.

  97. 97
    Ed Miliband's friends in the tents at St Paul's says:

    They are baby killers.

  98. 98
    smoggie says:

    Cuts in the public sector – 1 in 5 is still sucking at the teat.

  99. 99
    roy says:

    exactly. it is exactly what you would expect. the fat Hunt

  100. 100
    British Citizen says:

    I think Guido has a point. My father, who flew off aircraft carriers in World War Two used to call the whole Poppy day thing ‘crying in your beer’ and he never wore one. He was a genuine war hero in my book who’d lied about his age to join the Royal Navy early. One squadron he was a member of had almost suicidal levels of casualities.

    In his memory, and in the face of a bunch of feral tossers like our professional footballers getting involved in this faux patriotic and really rather pruriently morbid death-cult, I have not worn one this year.

  101. 101
    roy says:

    pity they won’t go as far as marrying the dads

  102. 102
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ‎’Tony Buckingham, the chief executive of Heritage Oil and a former mercenary, has given the Conservative party almost £60,000. He was embroiled in controversy earlier this year when the Telegraph disclosed that Mr Hague had personally intervened in a £175 million tax dispute between Heritage Oil, its partner Tullow Oil and the Ugandan government.
    Industry sources have disclosed that as the war in Libya was raging, Mr Hague met Christian Sweeting, a representative of Heritage Oil, at the Carlton Club in London. At the time, the company was seeking inroads into Libya after the breakdown of the Gaddafi regime.’

  103. 103
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Did the fat useless cow tweet the apology or did the “unnamed staffer”

  104. 104
    Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

    snigger

  105. 105
    Engineer says:

    Not a good idea. We’ll have the place crawling with 5-a-day monitors before you can say ‘multiple name poster’.

  106. 106
    Engineer says:

    OK. So?

  107. 107
    smoggie says:

    If it wasn’t for them old soldiers you would not be enjoying your freedom of choice. Very brave of you, by the way.

  108. 108
    Tom Baldwin'c Liebour Ajax supplier says:

    By doing what douche bag……

    The National Socialist German Workers’ Party= Nazis

    SOCIALIST….ring a bell!!!!!!

    Typical liebour….cant take responsibilty for fucking over the country the last 13 years and now trying to pretend your not socialists like the NAZI’s…

    No wonder Ed Balls is so happy giving the salute in the commons each week….or dianne ignoring the 2 minute silence

    Now lm sure your nursery teacher will be wondering where you have gone…time to get off the headmaster computer and back to alphabet class silly billy.

  109. 109
    t says:

    Depends where they came from to some extent and what class they really belong to. Sitting on the toilet is just a peasant, nothing to do with colour.

  110. 110
    Tommy Da Meatball Watson says:

    That Tony Double Tap Buckingham to you Billy me old muckah.

  111. 111
    ex-Tory says:

    This poll shows other at 15% and the Lie Dems at 8%. Its time they included UKIP, as they are on 7/8/9%. The next national elections are the EU, where they are likely to be 25% upwards, so no excuse for not including them.

  112. 112
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    How disrespectful you are!

    If it hadn’t been for “the old soldiers loitering in the supermarket entrances” with their “cold dark eyes”, you wouldn’t be speaking English.

    Moron.

  113. 113
    Col Nut says:

    Thanks to Blair.

  114. 114
    Dianne Abbott says:

    Look it was just an honest mistake by one of my staffers, so why don’t you lot of whinging bastards get a life and grow up.

    Anyway who gives a shit. My relatives had nothing to do with this. While you lot were slaughtering each other, we were drinking rum on da beach.

    The more immigrants we let into the Uk the better. It dilutes you small minded lot and your stupid cultues nd ceremonies.

    Now fuckoff I have work to do making sure my constituents are sucking off the UK taxpayers teat.

  115. 115
    Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

    We can only hope they are ensuring they are doubly, triply sure that his guilt can be demonstrated in court.

    How does one volunteer to be on a jury again?

  116. 116
    smoggie says:

    That would be bigamy.

  117. 117
    Selohesra says:

    Not much difference between extreme left and right – think moving along perimeter of circle rather than straight line. Left & right are really just lazy terms for people too idle to consider their views in more detail

  118. 118
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Good grief – an apology. Oh well that’s all right then.

    Stupid woman.

  119. 119
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    She just collects her salary every month and forgets everything else.

  120. 120
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Oh, quick! Let’s blame someone else.

    Much easier and lets her off the hook.

  121. 121
    t says:

    It’s not that you are an immigrant, it is because you are a parasitic p eas@nt

  122. 122
    Tommy Da Meatball Watson says:

    Don’t think Justine would like you to refer to her as da beach

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

    But why was the Staffer not aware of the silence?

  124. 124
    Guy Gibson's dog says:

    Woof!

  125. 125
    t says:

    Never known of any other type

  126. 126
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

  127. 127
    smoggie says:

    Perhaps Numbnutz is confusing it with The Democratic Peoples’ Republic of Korea?

    They were beaten in the World Cup you know.

    They were beaten very, very bad when they got home apparently.

  128. 128
    smoggie says:

    pmsl

  129. 129
    Primrose Hill Marxist says:

    Certainly looks like a very bad poo.

  130. 130
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Labour-educated.

    Probably knows an awful lot about the evils of the British Empire, though. And the slave trade.

  131. 131
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Because the fuckwit doesn’t exist.

    Shouldn’t be hard to ring her office and crackdown who did it if I am wrong.

    The fat useless cow has just made a noose for her own neck. She has most probably lied by trying to cover up her mindless act.

    Why would she let people put tweets out under her name ?

  132. 132
    They're all the same says:

    Evidence

  133. 133
    I'm Billy Bowden & So is My Wife says:

    Fat ignorant bitch

  134. 134
    Primrose Hill Marxist says:

    I think you’ll find quite a few dead officers in there if you look.

    Let’s not forget the Germans and even the French haemorrhaged men in that ghastly war.

  135. 135
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    The Tories can never win a general election while UKIP exists. UKIP are on 7% and rising in the polls. Thousands of Tory grassroots members are tearing up their membership cards and defecting to UKIP.

    The only way to neutralise UKIP is for the Tories to get us out o the EU.

    Tick tock tick tock, time’s running out!

  136. 136
    Primrose Hill Marxist says:

    Won’t lift – too full of shit.

  137. 137
    Dwayne Obabwayo says:

    Yeah, and we is gonna win. Hackney’s gonna be like well part of Afric-are, innit?

  138. 138
    I want to sodomise Priti Patel says:

    Fat Hunt

  139. 139
    eeerrrrrrrrr says:

    ABBOTT IS A FAT SHIT

  140. 140
    I want to sodomise Priti Patel says:

    Hague and Ugandan relations !!!!!!

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I saw young lads. they looked to me like children but probably approx 16. probably TA kid’s club.

    There is something rather odd about how having a poppy is essential for all public figures.

  142. 142
    cheche says:

    So you dont permit your staffers time off to observe the silence

  143. 143
    t says:

    I don’t blame Mrs T for collapse of manufacturing, I blame labour and unions for dragging it to its knees well before Mrs T

  144. 144
    Hariett's Pants says:

    the instruction proved wrong but was logical and given in good faith.

    Haig was replicating the German Verdun tactics of massive artillery bombardment, not appreciating the defenders of the Somme had deeper shelters dug into the chalk which was not possible for the French at Verdun.

    Haig was deploying a volunteer amateur Army for the first time. He did not think they had the discipline to follow a creeping barrage, and did not want them enthusiastically running into their own barrage, hence the instruction.

    After the first day losses, Haig modified the tactic, sent his men forward at night into No Mans Land 9 days later and they advanced quickly when the barrage lifted: his flexibilty won significant advances with few losses.

    Hindsight is easy and not a good basis for class war politics. Haig’s Army was the only one of the war that never broke, Luddendorf described him as ” Master of the Field” and after the war he created the British Legion as a non political ex serviceman’s organisation . ( gf France Italy Germany) when he died more people paid respects than to Lady Diana – with half the UK population

  145. 145
    carry on up william hague says:

    steady on nig nog

  146. 146

    And this ghastly woman imagined herself as leader of her party and, by reference, prime minister of Her Majesty’s Government?

    Blaming a staffer?

    Pah! Begone!

  147. 147
    David Cameron says:

    La la la la la laaa laa la La LA LA LA!

    I’m not listening!

    LA LA LA LA LA! LAaa la la la la!

  148. 148
    t says:

    You had a good name for this thread

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

    Intresting piece : http://guyfawk.es/vfe7Lr on trolling etc.

    >Wonders what i get classed as?

  150. 150
    Little Willie says:

    I’d rather get my cash from an ex mercenary than one of the brothers, at least I know he’s earned it.

  151. 151
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    She’s an MP, and therefore obliged to go to a ceremony of some sort.

    The papers will hunt down any MP that didn’t and sort them out.

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t you mean incest?

  153. 153
    British Citizen says:

    I am very well aware of that. I once asked him what he had expected if we lost. He turned to me in all seriousness and said he’d expected to be castrated or shot.

  154. 154
    carry on up william hague says:

    Fukkk me ‘ave jus been modded for mentioning da woooomans culinary tastes
    and callin er a n** n**

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    Everyone knows Nazi’s are right wing nut cases. Except the one who wants to pretend otherwise as they are ashamed of what these right wingers did.

  156. 156
    carry on up william hague says:

    A queer who lives in a booth?

  157. 157
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

    Been thinking about and just cant work it out, if it was a staffer then most likely they would have a news channel on in office (or radio), were they so eager to please Diane that they thought this would go un-noticed, i mean its not as if she is a nobody, she is a shadow minister.

  158. 158
    Anonymous says:

    Happy to know you all agree with

    “As for Conservatives where is the “Conservative”? Wants gay marriage and build houses every where.”

  159. 159
    carry on up william hague says:

    Bring it back
    As most slave traders were either nig nogs or arabs it should give them something to do

  160. 160
    Steve P says:

    For heaven’s sake; anyone who watched “This Week” knows that Dianne is as English as Michael Portillo or Andrew Neill.

    Apart from her odd lefty ideas she seems entirley normal to me.

    Dianne – if you read this – ask your staffer to check the office clock. Unless she is VERY stupid it id by now 5 minutes slow.

  161. 161
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Shadow minister = a nobody.

  162. 162
    Hang The Bastards says:

    We know your not you stupid prick. that’s why UKIP are storming ahead at the moment.

    They have the political momentum, whilst you are dead in the water.

  163. 163
    carry on up william hague says:

    And who invented rum???
    It wasnt you monkeys
    You merely cut the sugar shugga

  164. 164
    Steve P says:

    <>

    That comment says far more about you than about Diane Abbott.

  165. 165
    incommonworld says:

    What a Great Example of The Country’s Leaders! and we should follow such uncouth, insensitive examples ?

  166. 166
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Why do polls in this country bare no resembelance to what happens in elections?

    We had this type of garbage polling before the local Elections and the Conservatives still out polled Labour, despite the usual lower turnout, protest vote and higher turnouts in Scotland and Wales.

    Oh! hang on! Pollsters are usually slimey Labour types who use plenty of statiticians voodoo to force or support the narrative of the media (who jsut so hapen to be their main clients for these polls!)

  167. 167
    Tessa Tickles says:

    The further Right you go, the less government you will encounter. Ultimately, it’s anarchy. The left wing, in contrast, is defined by its desire to control every aspect of society. The Nazis decreed not only where you worked, where you lived, whether you lived in a house, in the city, in the countryside, where and when you went on holiday and so on, they even decided whether you lived or died. Absolute control of every aspect of your life.

    That makes them most definitely left wing.

  168. 168
    Politics for Dummies says:

    Nonsense, right wing means small state left wing means large state. Whats so hard to understand about that. By that simple definition it is clear the Nazis were left wing, big totalitarian states are all LEFT wing.

  169. 169
    Lord Mandelson's Butler says:

    Whist we’re on the subject of useless & tackless Labour plonkers, has anyone heard of Blinky Balls & his 5 point recovery plan of late?

  170. 170
    PR Disaster says:

    Good time to bury good news

  171. 171
    Alf Garnett says:

    How did this fat black cow get elected to anything? Send her back to the Jungle. Isn’t ‘I’m A Non-Entity Get Me Out Of Here’ starting up soon?

  172. 172
    Jo Bloggs says:

    The National Socialist German Worker’s Party platform from 1922 onwards was that they were a “middle” party–not left wing like the Communists and SDs and not right wing like the Monarchists.

  173. 173
    Tessa Tickles says:

    +1

    More succinct than my answer, above.

  174. 174
    Billy Batts says:

    Real funny. Now go home and get yer freakin’ shine box!

  175. 175
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    All of a sudden, in the last 5 years, a big statue to WW1 veterans went up on the market car park. I find that odd.

  176. 176
    AC1 says:

    OH dear me. Google “Juche”.

    We* are in this problem because of greedy people who’d rather steal by proxy via the state than work for money. Now the state stopped being able to get away with that about 50 years ago, so it encouraged debt instead, and here we are…

    *and that’s the whole of Europe too.

  177. 177
    Ed Balls. says:

    My 5 point recovery plan:

    1. Tax.
    2. Tax.
    3. Tax.
    4. Tax.
    5. Tax.

  178. 178
    AC1 says:

    National Socialist discriminated against you based on who your parents were…

    International Socialist discriminated against you based on who your parents were…

    They just choose different groups of parents.

  179. 179
    PR Disaster says:

    They will be telling us next that Magda McCauley doesnt tweet her own tweete eithet. Perish the thought.

  180. 180
    Marmite says:

    They should never have abolished slavery.

  181. 181
    AC1 says:

    Er that war was voted on in the House of Commons and thus legal.

  182. 182
    PR Disaster says:

    Thank goodness for that as I was beggining to think they were talking as long as humanly possible in the hope they could find a loophole to drop the case.

  183. 183
    DCI Brian Lane, ret. says:

    Robert DeNiro’s first wife was named Diane Abbott, who was also a coloured girl. She was more of a class act, though. I know I’m an annoying geek.

  184. 184
    AC1 says:

    Since windows XP, times have been synchronised with Internet based time clocks. Same with smart-phones.

  185. 185
    PR Disaster says:

    A full time employee

  186. 186
    Necklace Vendor says:

    She is Britain’s Winnie Mandela.
    “With our little boxes of matches and our cans of petrol, we shall liberate this country”
    Stompie! Stompie! Wir is jou?

  187. 187
  188. 188
    staffer says:

    Diane’s media guy Gabe Trodd @GTrodd is on Twitter.

  189. 189
    Joe the Plumber says:

    I also had serious trouble finding a poppy. Eventually I discovered a tray half-hidden at the Tesco smokes and lotto counter. The assistant ( from somewhere to the East) didn’t know how much I should donate and did not know where I could get a better version than the cheap paper version offered. Shame!

  190. 190
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Mr. Dummies – you appear to have posted in the wrong place. good start.

    Your description is too simplistic. Left/Right is supposed to work on a variety of policies/ideas/beliefs, and of course it doesnt, and even changes over time.
    Where do things like religion/nationalism/royalism fit in?

  191. 191

    But it doesn’t stop there…

  192. 192
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Mr. Dummies – you posted in the wrong place. good start.

    Your description is too simplistic. Left/Right is supposed to work on a variety of policies/ideas/beliefs, and of course it doesnt, and even changes over time.
    Where do things like religion/nationalism/royalism fit in?

  193. 193
    carry on up william hague says:

    Im a fat bitch get me out of here
    eh oop the spad

  194. 194
    Jimmy says:

    What better time than when we commemorate the defeat of the Right?

  195. 195
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Apparently we need to be even more simplistic.

  196. 196

    I am not surprised.

    But I will say that I was being driven from an airport in West Africa and I noticed the registration plate of the car in front. It was NƖGGA 1. They obviously do not have the same problems in their own communities.

  197. 197
    Figure of Hate says:

    But somehow he’s leading in the polls. Can’t someone get Gordon Brown to bestow his best wishes on the Labour party?

  198. 198
    John Bellingham says:

    If you are really she, well done for posting. An you prove it?

  199. 199

    І аm nоt sυrprіsеd.

    Bυt І wіll sаy thаt І wаs bеіng drіvеn frоm аn аіrpоrt іn Wеst Аfrіcа аnd І nоtіcеd thе rеgіstrаtіоn plаtе оf thе cаr іn frоnt. Іt wаs NƖGGА 1. Thеy оbvіоυsly dо nоt hаvе thе sаmе prоblеms іn thеіr оwn cоmmυnіtіеs.

  200. 200
    Jo Bloggs says:

    One’s a dago and the other’s a haggis-basher, Oh! see what you mean.

  201. 201

    I can’t play synth ……….. but I know a man who can …

  202. 202
    RedEd'smumcrustyflaps says:

    Bogle Bogle

  203. 203

    Socialists are of the left – including Nationalist ones.

  204. 204
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Hopefully without a rope anchoring it to the ground.

  205. 205

    Mench is looking a bit used. Mind you…

  206. 206
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    really, where was evidence of that in local elections then? You know, a customary platform for a protest vote?

    You think that the press who pay for these polls might be influencing how these look once they been sprinkled with statitician’s fairy dust? I mean, uncle Rupert isn’t exactly a fan of the EU, is he.

    After over 40 years of make-believe polling, you’d think that people might have worked out how the polling game works in this country.

    Political pollsters are whores to their client’s narrative or spout rubbish in line with their own political bias (usually pro-Labour).

    It’s not abou reporting news it’s about making news.

  207. 207
    Joe the Plumber says:

    Idiot! There is no Jungle in Harrow on the Hill.

  208. 208
  209. 209
    Speechless says:

    Only have needed the one to cover the whole city.
    What a disrespectful cow.
    Hope that they teach better manners and respect at the private school where the whale’s son attends.

  210. 210
    Toy Boy #22 says:

    That’s because she wasn’t REALLY picking the kids up yesterday.

  211. 211
    MB. says:

    “Perhaps Numbnutz is confusing it with The Democratic Peoples’ Republic of Korea?”

    And Angela Merkel’s friends in the old German Democratic Republic.

    The Left always like to try and associate the Nazis with Right wing parties but the Nazis always seemed closer to the Left – initially allied of the Soviets, state controlled industries, an authoritarian regime.

  212. 212
    Voter with a long memory says:

    Yes, it was voted on after Bliar had repeatedly assured the Commons that Saddam had WMDs which could be fired at us with 45 minutes notice. We now know that wasn’t true, and Bliar almost certainly knew at the time that it wasn’t true. So the Commons voted on totally false statements and misrepresentation.

  213. 213
    Tommy Knocker says:

    The real division as I see it is between democracy and corporatism. Marxism/Cultural Marxism and Fascism are just utopian ideologies to distract the masses.

  214. 214
    GeoffM says:

    Nazis were socialists, Stalin a socialist, Kim Yong Il a socialist, Pol Pot……..get the message?

    Only socialists wear jackboots and kill millions.

    …unless they are taking time out to spread stupid lies like you are.

  215. 215
    Tommy Knocker says:

    The Nazis were at least nihilists who payed lip service to civilisation and culture. Communists have always been nothing more than mob nihilists, the politics of envy and inadequacy.

  216. 216
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Leftards always have a problem accepting that they are the other cheek on the same socialist arse. Nazi stands for Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei which translates to National Socialist German Workers’ Party.

  217. 217
    joescotus says:

    in scotlandshire they have been waiting years for a corrupt coke snorting Hunt called purcell to be brought to justice!

  218. 218
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Even I wouldn’t give her one.

  219. 219
    Politics for Dummies says:

    Mr Sockpuppet,

    It all depends on how you define their relationship to the State.
    Its really simple though complicated by idiots who dont know their arse from their elbow.

  220. 220
    Another Politician out for themselves says:

    My thoughts exactly, she was pulling a stunt in the hope millions of women would see her and “Relate” to her juggling her responsibilities. She and her Husband are not short of a few bob and can easily arrange for the kids to be picked up. Grandstanding fake almost but not quite on a par with Watson.

  221. 221
    Tony Bliar the champagne socialist says:

    She should be so FUCKIN embarrassed……….But you need a conscience to have that feeling…………….Wonder what its like to send your kids off to private school…………………..She is a FUCKIN HYPOCRITE………….Or just a HYPO………

  222. 222
    Get a Grip says:

    The ‘TA Kid’s club’ as you put it, is usually called the Army Cadet Force by everyone else.

  223. 223
    Sungei Patani says:

    I used the vernacular in saying “cuts”. What I should have said, to make myself clear, is that public expenditure should have been reduced much earlier to avoid the mess we are in today.

  224. 224
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Abbott is labour scum.

  225. 225
    Addlepated McBroon says:

    Totally agree. In my period in power she would have been severely reprimanded.
    A spanking case obviously.

  226. 226

    Or tacit support for Murdoch?

  227. 227
    The Observer says:

    Only twats tweet – so she and her “staff” are first class twats.

  228. 228
    David says:

    Good point, there’s fuck all else to do.

    Oh hold on a minute, the NS lot excluded, we could give the CAREER soldiers a thought about taking the Queens shilling and taking a bullet.
    Didn’t they think that may happen?
    No?
    Oh well. must try harder.

  229. 229
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Obviously a ploy to increase the pikeys welfare payments with a chunk of non-ferrous metal.

  230. 230
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Lying fat fuck.

  231. 231
    Jabba the Cat says:

    You mean all those culturally enhanced street n i g g e r s clogging up the class rooms?

  232. 232
    Jacky Treehorn says:

    Well put. Lefties should steer clear of History,they normaly show little interest in the detail, and only get interested if there is a bit of class war to be had.
    I’m not sure,but i think the officer class suffered statisticaly higher per head than Infantry.

  233. 233
    roy says:

    question is why did we declare aggressive war on germany in the first place.

  234. 234
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    It was Sue.

  235. 235
    roy says:

    that’s even worse. fighting to defend somebody else’s country.

    violent perverts

  236. 236
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    I observed the two minutes silence looking out of my front window. I saw a lorry pull up outside and stop for the two minutes and then drive off again. We all respect the war dead in our own way.

  237. 237
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    A “staffer”? For fuck’s sake, these tax eating c.unts really do think they are on The West Wing don’t they? You are just a bunch of grasping no-marks. You can’t even be arsed to tweet yourself you fat fuck. Now fuck off and die.

  238. 238
    roy says:

    pity is they’re still fighting. what was it, 40% of young offenders are our ‘commonwealth’ friends

  239. 239
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    I say Lord Grantham, did I see you being rogered by a whore with a strap-on at Madame Kitty’s last night? Looked like you were enjoying it, you dirty bastard.

  240. 240
    Hariett's Pants says:

    This is a shame as the Indian Army was a mainstay of both wars.

    I don’tcblame them if they have no cultural tradition of poppy wearing but actually that is a real and meaningful opportunity for cross cultural activity.

    In my town we recently lost a Sikh battle of Britain pilot who flew in his turban. Top man- proper respect.

  241. 241
    Anonymous says:

    Try Taiwan

  242. 242
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    He should be careful if he goes out there with any of his young friends, it’s still illegal.

  243. 243
    Hariett's Pants says:

    An old friend of mine was half castrated when he escaped from the Japanese at Changi. Afew days later he escaped with his remaining testicle. and later fathered several children- and progressives wonder why we say ” they don’t make them like that anymore!”

  244. 244
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Working for Sebastian Coe’s great-grandad.

  245. 245
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Thank goodness the 1945 Labour Government put an end to slavery. Good old Clement.

  246. 246
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Did you think of that when you were cumming over Ellie’s face or tits?

  247. 247
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Cut her some slack, she was on the afternoon shift at the parliamentary escort agency. Pricey at £200 an hour, but you get what you pay for, and she has to pay the guy from Harley Street. For anyone looking to save a bit of money, a chocolate orange will get you Sarah Teather, but you have to bring your own brown paper bag, what am I, a fucking charity?

  248. 248
    Evil Landlord says:

    Or rather

    1. Spend
    2. Spend
    3. Spend
    4. Spend
    5. Spend

  249. 249
    Anonymous says:

    They did not fight and die for Britain. They fought and died for freedom.

  250. 250
    Alex says:

    @33, 11:39am

    Only a fucking moron would think that a bloke that advocated big government and the state taking priority over the individual was a right winger.

    He also hated the German wealthy classes and aristocracy, and was a huge admirer of Lenin. The main evidence that the usual suspects offer to support the claim that Hitler was right wing was his use of the communists in his country as whipping boys – he wasn’t doing that because they were opposed to him ideologically, he was getting rid of the competition.

    If you can’t grasp that, I suggest you do some proper research, but I suspect you don’t have the necessary critical thinking skills to do so.

  251. 251
    AsYouLikeIt says:

    Lest we forget.

  252. 252
    Bonzo says:

    Retard!

  253. 253
    Jabba the Cat says:

    “Dianne is as English as Michael Portillo or Andrew Neill. ”

    Last time I looked she was black and not white…

  254. 254
    MandyPickleSniffer says:

    seriously…fucking leftist twats…
    Even now to this day they have the godamm gall & audacity to whinge & whine about Tory cuts…

    When will you absolute wanker morons get it through your thick skulls, it is because of your unfucking believably inept government, your 13 years of wasteful spending, your criminal squandering of all the country’s wealth, your hell-bent agenda of creating a welfare state full of dependants who will continue to vote for you because they’ve lost all sense of self-determination…it’s because of all the mess that YOU have created and left us with that we now have no choice but to make such painful cuts. No-one escapes. The military, the NHS, the rich, the poor, the students….nobody escapes unharmed thanks to you Hunts leaving us in complete insovency. You fucking bleed us all dry, and then when someone comes along to try and take on the un-enviable task of cleaning up the mess, you have the goddamn nerve to spout on & on about ‘cuts being too deep and too fast’?? Has the whole disaster in Europe not shown you how quickly and viciously the markets can turn against profligate spenders? Do you not realise how you’d be thrown out on your arse and denied all your benefits if UK interest rates were to spike up to Italian or Greek heights? Do you not see that you have fucking lost any right you ever had to complain because of your complete ineptitude? Would you pls take your pitbull Ed Balls and your marxist Milliband and your Wimmins Rights Harman and fuck off out of this country forever!!

  255. 255
    MandyPickleSniffer says:

    seriously…fucking leftist twats…
    Even now to this day they have the godamm gall & audacity to whinge & whine about Tory cuts…

    When will you absolute wanker morons get it through your thick skulls, it is because of your unfucking believably inept government, your 13 years of wasteful spending, your criminal squandering of all the country’s wealth, your hell-bent agenda of creating a welfare state full of dependants who will continue to vote for you because they’ve lost all sense of self-determination…it’s because of all the mess that YOU have created and left us with that we now have no choice but to make such painful cuts. No-one escapes. The military, the NHS, the rich, the poor, the students….nobody escapes unharmed thanks to you Huhnes leaving us in complete insovency. You fucking bleed us all dry, and then when someone comes along to try and take on the un-enviable task of cleaning up the mess, you have the goddamn nerve to spout on & on about ‘cuts being too deep and too fast’?? Has the whole disaster in Europe not shown you how quickly and viciously the markets can turn against profligate spenders? Do you not realise how you’d be thrown out on your arse and denied all your benefits if UK interest rates were to spike up to Italian or Greek heights? Do you not see that you have fucking lost any right you ever had to complain because of your complete ineptitude? Would you pls take your pitbull Ed Balls and your marxist Milliband and your Wimmins Rights Harman and fuck off out of this country forever!!

  256. 256
    MandyPickleSniffer says:

    more like

    1. Borrow
    2. Borrow
    3. Borrow
    4. Borrow
    5. Borrow

  257. 257
    Hugh says:

    They’re gone, move on.


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