November 9th, 2011

Ed Miliband Supporters Dis-May-ed at PMQs

Ed Miliband’s usually most loyal supporters reacted on Twitter with dismay at the failure of the Labour leader to lay a glove on Cameron at PMQs:

The not so loyal were sarcastic:

Pundits mocking:


258 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

    Ed could not score in a brothal!!!!

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    • 8
      misterned says:

      Ed was utterly pathetic today at PMQs. It looks like whenever either main party leader is in trouble, the other will do something to prop them up.

      Cameron could have been in serious trouble over the EU referendum vote, but Ed propped him up.

      Again today, Cameron could have been in trouble at PMQs, but Ed Propped him up by being so utterly ridiculous and pathetic he made Cameron sound good on immigration. FFS!

      Cameron is consistently failing on immigration (as labour did) so it shows how woeful Ed was today that he made Cameron look good.

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      • 14
        MSM are in control says:

        Who is telling us he is failing on immigration?

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        • 44
          Tessa Tickles says:

          The government’s own statistics.

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          • MI6 says:

            They can joke all they want. Infact if they fancy why not employ some more border guards and lets have more security at airports and maybe another few thousand police. Infact why dont we go the whole hog and get rid of the Private sector. They are just a nuisance any way. Always moaning about paying to much TAX and too much maternity pay etc etc. We in the Public sector don’t complain about those rights as we dont pay for them the mugs in the private sector do

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        • 77
          Anonymous says:

          Ken Clarke last night admitted the Government had not completed a single prisoner transfer agreement to get rid of foreign criminals since coming to power 18 months ago.

          Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2059212/Ken-Clarke-admits-single-overseas-prisoner-deported-coalition-came-power.html#ixzz1dDKdEwCN

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          • MSM are in control says:

            But that’s via the MSM filter

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          • NWO Dave says:

            Rejoice! Rejoice! Britain has highest trade deficit in the world!

            http://uk.reuters.com/article/2011/11/09/uk-britain-trade-idUKTRE7A82CA20111109

            ——————–
            What was begun 40 years ago, to deindustrialise UK and impoverish 99% of its indigenous people, is now completed and all you have left is TescoAsdaAldiSainsburyMorrison’s type cartels in food, energy, housing and jobs, and a housing market propped up by quantitative easing to London’s ‘international’ bankers. Time to stand and fight back or get used to life as a debt slave for you and your offspring for eternity.

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          • dodgy Dave, Tel Aviv barrowboy says:

            Look, British goyim, we can solve all this by bombing Iran back to the Stone Age. Trust me!

            ps if that doesn’t work we’ll bomb Damascus, Karachi, Beijing, Berlin, London… . That should do it!

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          • MI6 says:

            DID MAGGIE HELP When she nationalized ship building and destroyed UK mining. ha ha, Chickens coming home

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          • AC1 says:

            > a sharp slowdown in shop price inflation

            Is a bad thing? Must be another neo-endogenous growth theory follower.

            Another thing is why do you think sending our wealth abroad (i.e. exports) is a good thing and getting other peoples wealthj cheap (imports) is a bad thing?

            Of course this rather depends on the cost of debt servicing…

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          • jgm2 says:

            Hooray for Maggie. Imagine how fucked we’d be if we were still relying on the miners to keep the lights on.

            Plus, thanks to Maggie, all those miners and their kids are free from the threat of all those accidents and industrial diseases associated with mining. They must be living years longer on average than they used to.

            Hurrah for Maggie. Liberator of the miners from the Victorian working conditions. Health evangelist of the working classes. I’m surprised there aren’t statues all over the North and Scotland thanking her.

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          • AC1 says:

            Miners were only mining taxpayers pockets. “Employing” them created 2* unemployment elsewhere.

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          • AC1 says:

            Think about this.

            Exp0rts are the price we pay for 1mports…

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      • 63
        Smig says:

        “It looks like whenever either main party leader is in trouble, the other will do something to prop them up.”

        It’s all an elegant charade. It keeps us proles thinking we are represented by this bunch of failed thespians.

        Every four years we are permitted to have the illusion of choice at the ballot box. It is a sham, run by thieves, embezzlers and charlatans looking to step up to the greater, wealthier gravy train of EU politics.

        Cameron and Milliband will continue to bat the ball back and forth to each other for as long as it keeps us gormlessly watching while their brotherhood of Fagin rapes our wallets, erodes our freedom, and banishes us from the process of government.

        I’ve had enough. I just don’t know how to bring about the change.

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        • 81
          Peter the Painter says:

          Quite agree. The whole thing is one cosy put-up job, designed to keep these wasters in pocket and the rest of us in the merde/merda.

          The only thing that will change this is wholesale rebellion, complete with rifles and necktie parties. Some payment strikes (tax, for example) and civil disobedience wouldn’t come amiss either.

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          • Eee Uuu Dictatorship, the last evil empire says:

            Never mind, whatever keeps the Labour Filth out of power must be welcomed. The Karachi Miliband is welcome to stay as Labour Filth Leader for at least the next 30 years.

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        • 255
          Anonymous says:

          I just don’t know how to bring about change–leave the UK to work and live elsewhere. This is what I and 000’s others did.

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      • 257
        Anonymous says:

        Camerons lot are failing on immigration, yes, but the difference between them and Labour is that Labour had an unfettered immigration policy, deliberate and contrived to gerrymander votes

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    • 9
      The BBC says:

      Blimey, never mind we can still selectively edit this to make Ed look good

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    • 11
      Armchair technician says:

      The Labour MP on Daily Politics looks completely untrustworthy and snide

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      • 24
        Grammar School Boy says:

        All Labour MPs look like that…

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      • 24
        jgm2 says:

        All Labour MPs are completely untrustworthy and snide at all times. That’s why they’re Labour MPs. If they had the slightest hint of honour or honesty they’d all die of shame.

        Vile, contemptible, wicked and malicious to the core. And that’s being generous.

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        • 99
          Eee Uuu Dictatorship, the last evil empire says:

          Agreed and if you’re Tom Watson you’ll also like abusing boys.

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        • 102
          I Remember You Hoo says:

          Though granted, most Labour MP’s are vile scumbags, not all are that bad, 19 of them voted for democracy regarding an EU referendum, so credit where it’s due.

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          • misterned says:

            I cannot understand why Kate Hoey is in the labour party. She is one of the very few decent labour MPs and she often votes against her own party.

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          • Red Ken ( 'pond life' ) Livingscum says:

            Is it cos she’s MP in a nice safe Liebour seat ??

            As the Zone 1 mayor, I totally empathise with Kate. Innit.

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    • 53
      Really? says:

      It seems unfair to deny Mr Adam Boulton his place in the sun as a lone supporter of Ed’s performance amongst the media Twitterati: “High scoring PMs but EM edging it.”

      Plausible only if he’s slipped in from a parallel dimension, where they have their own antisense PMQs.

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    • 155
      What a plonker. says:

      Thank you Lord for giving us Ed Miliband .Long may he reign as the
      opposition leader .

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    • 172
      Anonymous says:

      Agreed. Cameldung failed to answer how many people were let in unchecked but Ed couldn’t hit a cow’s arse with a banjo!

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    • 237
      Jabba the Cat says:

      Bless, sounds like Milimong and Labour are still the gift that keeps on giving and giving…

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  2. 2
    Steve Miliband says:

    Not a lot Labour can crow about. They failed on most issues, apart from spending taxpayers money at which they were experts

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  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

    Ps Ta for Livechat Guido and Neo.

    Well done on getting GMB question.

    Dave was on form (not seen that for a while), Ed was shocking.

    Good questions from DUP and Tory backbenchers on Fifa.

    Bill Cash legend, with intresting comment, about “Having a united conservitive team behind him” followed by Daves worst answer of the day.

    Enjoy your lunch Guido and co :-)

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    • 117
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

      Maybe you could invite me along for lunch one day – I would love to meet your friends

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  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Ed is wet and has no gravitas – he will also be remembered for shafting his brother, being the Unions preferred red choice, being close to Brown and participating very wholly in the 13 years of Labour rubbish – long may he continue.

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  5. 5
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Dugher in denial of Liebour pat on DP, Brillo has repeated the same comment at least 4 times and Dugher has ignored it and kept to his own hymn sheet, Hunt!

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  6. 6
    boulay says:

    is andrew neil an Ed supporter?

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  7. 10
    Obi Wan When Brodie says:

    May the Border Force be with you.

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    • 16
      The Paragnostic says:

      No way – we remember well the days of the Sith Gordon McMoron and his “light touch” sabre…

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      • 64
        AC1 says:

        Noone would term the SFA*s 6 foot stack of regulations “light touch”.

        *FSA

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        • 87
          jgm2 says:

          Just as with the rest of the Labour Imbecility – they confused generating screeds of paperwork as ‘productivity’.

          The Maximum Imbecile bothering other ministers at 4AM in the morning with some minor piece of ‘whataboutery’ that had popped into his feverish brain. Just like the conversation we were having the other night about over-worked doctors making poor decisions we had the ‘workaholic’ Brown fuckwitting about the place making imbecile decisions on three or four hours sleep a night for the past 15 years and bothering the rest of his cabal of imbeciles at all hours thus ensuring they were equally knackered and useless.

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    • 71
      Smig says:

      I think the word is “Farce”.

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  8. 13
    Koba says:

    Labour’s record on immigration leaves him and Labour on this issue.

    Milliband should have asked “when is the government going to start cutting services apart from the armed forces?” I have not experienced a deterioration in the level or quality of services at all.

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    • 20
      t says:

      As strike action will show, they don’t really do that much and are largely surplus to requirements, the reduction will have little visible effect

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    • 31
      jgm2 says:

      Less is more. If you fired the bed-wetters and box-tickers of the NHS then the nurses would be able to get to the patients instead of tripping up over a crack team of four clip-board wielding fuckwits auditing the contents of the notice-board.

      Assuming of course that the nurses remember where the ward is in the first place and aren’t sitting at home for the past six months with ‘stress’.

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      • 34
        Steve Miliband says:

        Or doing Union business

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      • 66
        AC1 says:

        The trouble is they really DO need to get somone into look at the flow of patients. The NHS “flow” is a disaster, only kept going by the efforts of a minority of staff.

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        • 76
          jgm2 says:

          Absolutely. By a minority of staff. First thing to do is identify that minority and keep them. Then fire the rest.

          Somebody did a ‘time and motion’ study a while back that reckoned 20% of nurses time was spent looking for fresh bedding and bedpans and suchlike. Not fetching it from the place it should be but trying to find some in the first fucking place. One in five nurses at any one time wandering about trying to find basic fucking consumables.

          It’d be like the folk at Tescos wandering around the warehouse trying to find milk or potatoes to replenish the shelves. Fucking insanity.

          One in five we could fire or put to work doing something useful if they could get the simplest shit together.

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          • AC1 says:

            When I was in casualty last they couldn’t find me a stand for an antibiotic drip…

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          • AC1 says:

            I think firing the worst 25% would “encourager les autres”.

            But the only way to fire the worst 25% would be to get rid of the NHS, as only a customer based system will remove the unproductive.

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          • jgm2 says:

            The stands will be supplied by some company that charges two hundred quid for a piece of kit that costs 2 quid to manufacture and the chairman will have been appointed onto some health Quango by Labour the better to spot the next piece of kit he can flog them at several thousand percent profit.

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          • t says:

            Had an appointment at Yeovil General Hospital recently and had reason to wait in a corridor for half an hour, the number of uniformed people pushing trolleys full of paperwork was a reminiscent of the Grand Central Station scene in a Terry Gilliam film!

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          • AC1 says:

            I doubt it, the stand they found seemed as old as the NHS.

            I tried to ignore the hole in the plasterwork, the nurse told me it has only been there a few months…

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          • ithankyou says:

            Perhaps they sent someone for a long stand

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          • Standard Labour troll response aka Jimmy Koussa says:

            There’s Tory ‘cuts’ for you. Only 12 months in power and suddenly no shiny new stands and chunks falling out of the walls.

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        • 235
          The Golem says:

          Like Sheldon, I’m convinced that if I go into hospital the super bugs will do for me..until I’m screaming in agony of course.

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  9. 15
    Billy Blofeld says:

    Of course the link on the BBC front page suggests Miliband was far more effective with a link titled “Labour blasts border row ‘fiasco'”

    Good old BBC – always there to sweep up and fix things after the event for Labour.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

    Is it me or does anyone find it strange that Ed nor any labour Mp back the protests or the mob squatting at that church?

    Has Ed done a u-turn? Has he jumped of the Bandwagon and if so, what does Polly think?

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    • 39
      jgm2 says:

      What does Polly think? I imagine she pisses herself laughing every time she writes one of her dreadful opinion pieces which is then cheered to the echo by the mindless imbeciles that seem to worship everything she writes. The same fuckwits who seem to consider the Gruaniad cartoonists as a combination of Leonardo Da Vinci and Oscar Wilde.

      Okay, they’re better than whoever does the Monday cartoon hereabouts but then there are amoeba on Mars who are better cartoonists than that.

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      • 146
        will says:

        polly has gone on holiday to tuscany for 2 months back in Jan

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        • 240
          Occupy says:

          Let’s join her. Anyone know the address of the villa? Plenty of tents available to set up camp and protest against double-home owning shills for tax-dodgers.

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      • 244
        ST says:

        Steve Bell Cartoons are always accompanied by some arse licking twonk calling it a “classic”.

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  11. 18
    Novabomb says:

    About time we made faced up to reality and made the Goddess Louise Mensch Supreme Ruler!!!

    Long live her latex loveliness !!!!!!!

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  12. 23
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Dan Hodges “…well that went well…”

    Is that a reference to Father ted – and the Holy Stone of Clonrichert?
    If it isn’t it should be.

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  13. 26
    will says:

    Labour cannot blame the tories as they were responsible for the mess at lunar house re outstanding immigration claims and a balls up computer system.

    The reason why people are so worried about immigration is that nobody knows how many people are in this country. No party has any idea how many illegal immigrants are here or EU8 immigrants so we have a problem.

    When illegals are picked up they are bailed so abscond, so we do not know were they are. No party has a grip on this.

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    • 57
      Rat's arse says:

      +100.

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    • 72
      AC1 says:

      It’s almost like every party wants to make rents high and wages low.

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      • 136
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        Almost?

        It’s official three party policy, surely?

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        • 148
          jgm2 says:

          It’s supposedly what the voters want. A return to the miracle economy of 1997 – 2007. An economy that anybody with an IQ greater than a fish knows was only possible due to massive government and personal debt.

          An economy perched on nothing more than a million newly-created, largely unnecessary, over-piad, government-employed, bedwetters, box-tickers and bastards and the increased buying power they brought to the limited available housing. An economy perched on nothing but escalating house-prices and borrowed cash.

          And the great muppet populace wants to go back to those days. And Labour are only to happy to tell them that they can have it all over again if they just borrow even more money than they already have. Is it any wonder the rich keep all their cash offshore away from such fuckwits?

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    • 152
      Looney Tune says:

      It dates back to Jack Straw’s tenure.

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      • 218
        Marmite says:

        Straw on telly now, spouting his usual tripe and making out Labour immigration policy was beyond reproach. What a w*nker.

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        • 225
          Filthy Lucre says:

          Wasn’t Straw’s father a conscientious objector? So he’s the son of a yellow belly, who sat at home in comfort whilst the rest of our young men risked their lives. Sounds about right

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  14. 27
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

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  15. 29
    Ewanme says:

    More of these tweeties please , Billy / Guido / Neo .

    Hilarious , hun :)

    E x .

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  16. 32
    carry on up william hague says:

    Ed is the son of an illegai immigrant war dodging, tax dodging Marxist 4by2
    what do you expect?

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    • 54
      Jo Bloggs says:

      Never forget the Grandfather who joined the Red Army to fight against his fellow Poles.

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      • 73
        AC1 says:

        They only killed a few million and turned the whole country into a prison. Give him a break..

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        • 143
          I Remember You Hoo says:

          It’s understandable that Ed keeps his piece of paper blank.
          With his families history of extremism, hypocrisy and treachery, it’s little wonder that he doesn’t want any to know what he really thinks.

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    • 192
      What a plonker. says:

      With a family history like, that no wonder he is weird .

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  17. 33
    Win The Future says:

    Any one having trouble with the internet? Lots of british sites seem to be down. WTF is going on.

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  18. 35
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Al-Beeba reports..

    1215: The PM concludes by suggesting Mr Miliband look at “Blue Labour” strategist Lord Glasman, who has argued that immigration should be frozen.

    No mention of Glasman saying that Labour are in denial about immigration!!

    FFS!

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    • 47
      jgm2 says:

      You simply cannot underestimate the damage caused by the BBC and its reportage to the health and wealth of the UK.

      All manner of fuckwittery given a free pass since Blair/Campbell eviscerated them over Dr K*ll*y. The entire ‘it was all the banks fault’ created and spread by the BBC and picked up and repeated by the fucking useless newspapers. The big lie that, uniquely in the world, they are a ‘trustworthy’ source of unbiased reportage.

      Still, it is Cameron’s own fault. He could have shut the fuckers down for good in May last year. Just sold them off ‘to pay down Labour’s deficit’ and there’d have been a few howls but that would have been out of the way by now. But no. They’re still there mis-reporting everything to his political disadvantage. Cheering on the imbeciles that destroyed the UK economy.

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    • 60
      jgm2 says:

      You simply cannot underestimate the damage caused by the BBC and its reportage to the health and wealth of the UK.

      All manner of fuckwittery given a free pass since Blair/Campbell eviscerated them over Dr K*ll*y. The entire ‘it was all the banks fault’ created and spread by the BBC and picked up and rep*e*a*ted by the fucking useless newspapers. The big lie that, uniquely in the world, they are a ‘trustworthy’ source of unbiased reportage.

      Still, it is Cameron’s own fault. He could have shut the fuckers down for good in May last year. Just sold them off ‘to pay down Labour’s deficit’ and there’d have been a few howls but that would have been out of the way by now. Plus dress it up as a win-win. Raise a few billion quid selling the BBC to Murdoch PLUS abolishing the TV tax.

      But no.

      They’re still there mis-reporting everything to his political disadvantage. Cheering on the imbeciles that destroyed the UK economy.

      Yet another golden opportunity blown by Cameron.

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      • 85
        Gonk says:

        Good shot

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      • 120
        Really? says:

        Let’s indulge him a little while (much as we did before the election) and pretend that he has a masterplan to allow things to get worse in order that he can win support for radical changes – an eviscerated, privatised BBC, an NHS recast along any of the existing continental models with coverage for all citizens in a system that allows the profit motive to match supply and demand, a United Kingdom free to legislate for itself (and unconcerned in legislating for others).

        These days, I fail to convince even myself…

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        • 128
          jgm2 says:

          Cameron’s BIG mistake was to agree to a TV debate. A desperate throw of the dice from Brown which Blair simply batted away when Major tried it.

          Brown (like Major) had literally nothing to lose. He was beaten as things stood and needed a ‘game-changer’. Cameron had only to say ‘no’ and there’d have been no wavering votes going to Clegg. It would have been a simple choice for the electorate. The Fuckwit who wrecked the UK economy ‘v’ Somebody Else.

          But no. He couldn’t just do what Blair did and sidestep the challenge.

          And now he wonders why he has arseholes like Huhne and Cable in government.

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        • 162
          AC1 says:

          Really?,

          Can I have some of what you’re smoking cos I need cheering up?

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      • 238
        The Golem says:

        And I don’t think it’s a case of keeping your enemies closer either.

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  19. 36
    Jasmin Alibi Cunt says:

    RetardED is frankly a useless, never had a real job, wankstain of the first order.

    Great

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    • 41
      Professor Sir Robert Winstons says:

      Radio Five Labour describing Ed as ‘going on the attack’ at PMQ’s, with a sound-bite, but no sound-bite for Cameron.

      Cu’nts

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      • 52
        jgm2 says:

        Yep. It doesn’t matter who ‘wins’ these exchanges – most of the general public only see the selected bits on the news. Bits deliberately selected to make Cameron look bad and the Maximum Imbecile’s protege in a good light.

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        • 78
          AC1 says:

          bits on the narrative…

          The BBC are no longer reporting the news. You might call it the program called “the news”, but it’s not.

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  20. 38
    PJD says:

    “Ed Miliband’s usually most loyal supporters”

    Rentoul and Hodges???

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  21. 40
    Steve Miliband says:

    I’m struggling to think of 6 questions about relaxing border controls

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    • 48

      EM : “Prime Minister have you or your government ordered a relaxing of border controls?”

      DC: “No.:

      EM : “Ahh..oh..Are you sure?…I was kind of banking on you saying yes there..erm..Ok..Okay…how about..did you..erm..did you..enjoy Cannes?”

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      • 55
        Steve Miliband says:

        DC: Took four hours to get through border control

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      • 67
        Doh....another Homer Simpson moment for Labour leader says:

        Ed asked the wrong question…there was a Labour MP towards the end of PMQs that asked the right one….i.e. Will the PM release all the papers from UKBA relating to this pilot…”Dave” didn’t have an answer and could only say that there was an enquiry

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  22. 42

    Jane Pilgrim says:
    November 9, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    ‘Learn BlackCab’

    I need to do a ‘Dave’ – making a u-turn
    There’s no Vince down this way – I am unable to go right.
    Its a complete Miliband – He doesn’t know what he’s doing
    If you want to make the airport, I’ll have to Huhne it. – I shall exc’e’ed the spe’ed limit.I will require a bribe.
    Get a move on – Its Lucas! Are you a bit Gordon? – Please proce’ed. The traffic lights are green. Is your vision impaired?
    All Ken’s are C’unts .. I am not an admirer of either Ken Livingstone or Kenneth Clarke.
    Hello..looks like Boris got here first. – I can see a preg’nant lady

    Vocabulary

    A Mini-Cooper – A ladyboy
    An Eddieballs – Traffic Warden
    A Shoesmith – A nice tip
    A Tom Watson – A prostitute
    A Tether – A pointless diversion
    A HOC – An expense.. commonly used with the adj Prezza. As in “That meal was Prezza. {enourmous}. I”d need a HOC to pay for it {it was expensive. I wish the taxpayer would pay for it.}

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    • 80
      Fuck Nose says:

      Clench hard, love. It’s a hain. – The lights are at amber and I’m going to floor it. If you shit on my upholstery, I will be somewhat disappointed madam.

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  23. 45
    nell says:

    You know labour are beginning to look like that welfare benefit loser that keeps putting all his money on the lottery and the horses in the sad misguided belief that tomorrow he’ll hit the jackpot.

    Such people never do of course and neither will labour by backing el miliband . I just wonder how long it is going to take for them to realise that.

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  24. 46
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Miliband you really ought to go and soon. You are just not up to the job. You went on a subject that you and your party ballsed up completely.
    Miliband, just ask yourself why labour lost over 100 hundred seats at the last election – you don’t know the answer, then let me tell you. You and the rest of your shadow cabinet are Brownite failures.

    Saw Michael Dugher on Daily Politics. What an arsehole!

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  25. 56
    Nolo servile capistrum says:

    If i was @MarkFergusonUK I’d change my profile picture to something looking less like Vincent Tabak.

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  26. 61
    I don't need no doctor says:

    BBC News 24 is just spinning Ed Miliband on the Teresa May issue. The BBC are just unbelievable in their biased spin towards labour. Absolutely unbelievable.
    The BBC is a disgrace.

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    • 83
      nell says:

      One hopes that they will follow the euro down the plughole in due course,

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    • 115
      The BBC Bias Unit, headcount 14,263 and rising says:

      Ed, darling, will this do:

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15649548

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    • 168
      A Citizen says:

      The BBC are a disgrace, but lets not entirely blame the messenger here. The fact is that May allowed her disloyal civil servants too much latitude and they took it.

      The Tories are just as bad at Labour in failing to control the ports and get to grip with the hundreds of thousands of illegals in the UK.

      If you came across an illegal immigrant in your neighbourhood, would you know what number to phone in order to report them? No, most people wouldn’t either, and that is to ignore the other issues about how much confidence one can have in any enforcement action being effective.

      The system is a shambles and there is little sign that the government are trying to correct that.

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  27. 62
    Left-footed Ed scores own goal(again) says:

    Considering that Labour’s record on Immigration is worse than the Tories Ed’s decision to go on this at PMQs was either very brave or very stupid…….

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  28. 74
    Jimmy says:

    But did she threaten to overrule him?

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  29. 86
    I Got Bored Of Having A Hundred Monikers.... says:

    FUCKING BANKS ARE SCUM, ALL I NEED IS 1000 POUNDS THAT I CAN PAY BACK IN TWO MONTHS TO COVER A FUCKING BILL AND THEY SAID NO.

    FUCKING SCUM.

    I hope the thick scum students fucking shit all over the floors and trash them during the next wave of protests.

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    • 88
      I Got Bored Of Having A Hundred Monikers.... says:

      I promised my Girlfriend I wouldn’t gamble anymore but it looks like i’m going to have to dust off the suit and hit the tables tonight just so I can bloody eat for the month.

      Fucking bastard banks.

      Like

      • 91
        I Got Bored Of Having A Hundred Monikers.... says:

        You work hard all your life and try and stay on the straight and narrow and pay your way when you need help the fuckers don’t want to know you but if your just off the fucking bananna boat you get everything on a silver platter.

        The sooner this whole country crashes and burns and restarts the better.

        Like

      • 93
        jgm2 says:

        The Labour approach to economics. We’ve spent all the money so we need to borrow some more and bet it all on red and hope we get lucky this time.

        Like

    • 236
  30. 90
    carry on up william hague says:

    Simple answer
    Round up all nig nogs and deport them, at the same time round up the 4by2s and do a proper job this time
    German efficiencey my arse

    Like

  31. 92
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Why are revolting stufents, anteye capitalist scroungers, work shy trade unionists and other general riff raff wearing Guido Fawkes’ masks?

    We should be told.

    Like

    • 202
      Rowan Williams says:

      Because the cause of disestablishing the Church of England and putting young Elizabeth Stuart on the throne is one of the most important yet overlooked causes of our present day. The former, at any rate, is still possible.

      Like

  32. 95
    nell says:

    Just watched clips of edmiliband on pmq’s.

    He asks his questions in a very immature aggressive fashion and then always has the peeved, outraged expression of an affronted 5th former when the answers arrive.

    It’s an attitude he employs all the time. It makes him look childish and unstatesmanlike and it’s beginning to become seriously irritating. Every time I see him now behaving in this petulant manner I wish one of his own back benchers would yell at him ‘ do grow up!’ because I fell sure many of them want to!!

    Like

    • 113
      jgm2 says:

      He has the same technique as the Maximum Imbecile. He accuses others of the very traits he personifies. So he calls Cameron ‘arrogant’ but a more cock-sure, nasal fuckwit than Miliband would be difficult to find. He suggests Cameron should ‘get a grip’ yet the fucker hasn’t a clue what he’s doing.

      If Cameron were to call an election tomorrow Labour would save a fortune printing their manifesto because, after 18months, they still have no fucking policies.

      He’s an utter embarrassment. Were it not for the BBC’s constant omission of his many and varied idiocies (as with Brown) Miliband would have already been removed by the Labour Party already as unelectable. But, as with Brown, they’re hoping that the four weeks in which the idiot cannotavoid being on camera will not be enough for the population to realise what an incompetent jackass he is.

      Like

  33. 98
    carry on up william hague says:

    The future

    Like

  34. 107
    Metalbasher says:

    Actor Bill Nighy appears to be in favour of new taxes on business to fund many things including subsidised films that he is acting in

    I would gladly pay more Tax to Mr Nighy favourite causes if he comes to Dudley and collects it in person

    Like

  35. 110
    Oi, Billy ! says:

    When’s H*rry on telly, then?

    Like

  36. 111
    Moussa Koussa says:

    You blue nosed neo con dickwits never fail to make me chuckle

    May is forever damaged, stay or go. !!!!!!!!!

    Like

  37. 114
    Not surprised says:

    Not quite the same from Aunty!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15649548

    Like

  38. 122
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

    Neo on now.

    Like

  39. 134
    Loungelizard says:

    Ed Miliband is Labour’s reward for failure.

    Like

  40. 139
    BillyBob... says:

    Like

  41. 144
    Cynic says:

    Red Ed said we know where he stands
    And Border control answers demands
    Yes, the PM he quizzed
    With bile he quite fizzed
    But was left with his arse in his hands

    Like

  42. 150
    Non-socialist worker says:

    Miliband doesn’t have the ability to think on his feet at the best of times. Labour’s heart wasn’t in it today as they know deep down that under Blair/Brown they wrecked the demographics (and economy) of our country. What a shower of shite.

    Like

  43. 154
    Loungelizard says:

    If I was May I’d demand Miliband attend the Home Office with proof that he is not in the country illegally

    Like

  44. 158
    will says:

    Ed milliband and Ed balls and Yvette Cooper are rubbish.

    All cameron has to do is to create a poster with those three on it with the words would you trust these people to run the country.

    run campaings showing the with his stupid hand movement and in his nazi uniform. List Yvette poor performance. And to cap it off state that could you really trust a PM who stab his own brother in the back to get the labour party leader job.

    With that dave should win a majority.

    Ther we go tories reelction campaign sored, no fee charged

    Like

    • 178
      Well it's a thought says:

      Well I never, blue Liebour beat red Liebour, will one on the leaders give way and become leader for all the Liebour party, when are we going to get some real Conservatives without the yellow spine.

      Like

    • 209
      Gonk says:

      Yvette very poor in hoc today. Thought she’d land some blows
      but just looked and sounded shouty.

      Like

  45. 163
    EC1 PhD says:

    Wednesday noon starts the bunfight pellmell
    Expecting Ed on May bashing to dwell
    But with all six Qs
    The Twits all then muse:
    “Bollocks, that didn’t go well”

    Like

  46. 165
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

    Young Neo has the best hair of any political blogger.

    Fact!

    Like

  47. 167
    EC1 PhD says:

    Wednesday noon starts the bunfight pellmell
    Expecting Ed on May bashing to dwell
    But with all six Qs
    The Twits then all muse:
    “Bollocks, that didn’t go well”

    Like

    • 169
      EC1 PhD says:

      slight computer problems here

      Like

    • 181
      Tessa Tickles says:

      RedEd Mililong rose to his feet,
      and promptly fell on the floor, in a heap.
      With a “thith” and “hith”, the adenoid prat,
      again showed the world he’s a risible twat.

      Like

      • 201
        Gordon Brown says:

        Well..it started badly..fell apart in the middle and just tailed away at the end.

        but so did Ed Miliband, so well done.

        Like

      • 203
        The Paragnostic says:

        Two wonks, born of one mother
        Aiming their barbs at each other
        One sings the blues
        While the union dues
        Made Labour get the wrong brother.

        Like

        • 228
          EC1 PhD says:

          BBC shows Brodie Clark blow a fuse
          As for constructive dismissal he sues
          With May in the shit
          And Yvette doing her bit
          Red Ed is all over the news

          Like

          • EC1 PhD says:

            While Teresa May has sexy kitten heels
            And asylum seekers get free council meals
            This is nothing compared
            To the scandal now aired
            Of the corrupting GMB deals

            Like

  48. 176
    Ploppy Toybee says:

    I think Ed did splendidly. I watched on my laptop while sipping a glass of Cristal on my balcony in Tuscany. I’ll be back in January to resume the struggle.

    Like

  49. 183
    Well all right! says:

    There once was a boyo called Neil
    At the unions feet he’d kneel
    He tried to win our affection
    But lost two elections
    By funding the EU we pay for his meals

    Like

    • 190
      jgm2 says:

      When you haven’t a clue where to start,
      Or how many beats to a line,
      It’s best to not bother,
      As any old c*unt,
      Can come up with some shit that won’t scan.

      Like

      • 198
        Well all right! says:

        What does scan is a photo of you sucking off a horse while your crack whore c unt of a mum takes you up the arse with a studded strap-on as your alzheimer’s ridden dad takes a dump on your face while singing Hi Ho Silver Lining.

        Like

      • 204

        Roses are red,
        Violets aren’t
        Neither are bananas
        Which aren’t even flowers

        Like

        • 208
          Labour says:

          Child tax credits.
          Child tax credits.
          Child tax credits.
          Child tax credits.
          Child tax credits.
          Child tax credits.
          Child tax credits.
          Child tax credits.
          Child tax credits.

          Like

      • 216
        The Paragnostic says:

        The limericks here on this site
        Range from witty, to worthless, to shite
        An occasional gem
        Makes it through now and then
        But all far too rarely – Goodnight!

        Like

        • 227
          Euripides says:

          There was a young Looby named Edward
          Who thought that if Brown had, then he could
          Dictate from the front.
          The delusional ©unt
          Discovered, in fact, he was no good.

          Like

          • Baddabing says:

            A young limerick writer euripedes
            Had no idea how to write these
            limericks. It is said
            They made sense in his head
            But were fucking painful to anyone with any sense as to how fucking limericks should be written.

            If you CAN’T do it, DON’T do it, and that goes for the other idiots with their schoolboy efforts.

            Guido, as a self respecting Irishman, please mod any limericks that aren’t true limericks.

            Like

  50. 186
    daveyone1 says:


    Our day will come!

    Like

  51. 194
    Marmite says:

    Just watched Yvette Balls on Parliament channel, slagging off Teresa May. What a feckin hypocrite. Now Postman Pat is on his feet, talking utter shite, whilst Millitwit sits on the front bench gurning (I’m sure he just missed being a m.o.n.g).Then we have blind pugh intervening, looking the wrong way as usual.

    What is wrong with the collective memories of these ars%holes?.

    Like

    • 197
      Loungelizard says:

      The left has no shame.

      Like

      • 207
        Show me a socialist and I'll show you a hypocrit says:

        Nice to see Labour braying about relaxation in immigration controls…..what a load of fucking hypocrits……the last Labour Government were responsible for dismantling a lot of our immigration controls and during a period 2004 even issued instructions at Heathrow to let every fucker in irrespective of whether they were on the “Watch List” or not because people were complaining about queuing…………they should try getting into the “States”…anybody complains about the queues there then they get pretty short shrift…..

        Like

    • 224
      RED☭ED says:

      All that is in the past now, this is the new generation *gurns*sniggers* then gives a rye like slightly mongy smile.

      Like

  52. 196
    Leroy says:

    Dis haychD treeD plasma TV me cousin Jamal nicked from da shop is well wicked, innit.

    Like

  53. 200
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

    Like

  54. 212
    Gordon Brown says:

    Doctor, I need my milk please.

    Like

  55. 214
    Kate and Gerry M c Cunt says:

    Anyone found our Maddie yet? No? Good. We’re still milking this for all it’s worth.

    Like

  56. 217
    Margaret Moran says:

    My lawyer says I should prepare myself for a lot of clunge licking if I’m imprisoned. What’s clunge licking? And can I put it on expenses? Oh, I forgot I’m not an MP anymore.

    Like

  57. 221
    Is that where you secretly meet your Canterbury friend? says:

    Like

  58. 222
    Well done Plod says:

    Good to see the Plod dealing with the campers in a proper manner. They ought to take the opportunity and move them on from St Pauls as well

    Like

  59. 229
    Joe says:

    Only 2,000 students on this so called march, BBC and Sky cameras zooming right in to the small crowd make it look bigger than it is. Looks like all this student protesting is starting to wane a bit now, maybe reality is finally sinking in.

    Like

  60. 230
    Anonymous says:

    Oh, so it’s ok with Greedo to talk about PMQs if he thinks the Tory boys did well. What a hypocrite.

    Like

  61. 256
    cuse says:

    hmmm… of course, the irony escapes the right that the mass celebrations that accompany the once every 6 months that Cameron beats Milliband at PMQs may actually make it clearer that Milliband is making Cameron look stupid every single week.

    milliband was useless today. But Cameron is looking increasingly useless every day.

    Like


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