Ed Miliband Supporters Dis-May-ed at PMQs
Ed Miliband’s usually most loyal supporters reacted on Twitter with dismay at the failure of the Labour leader to lay a glove on Cameron at PMQs:
full verdict at 1pm – but that was a bit of a flat performance from Ed today… #pmqs—
Mark Ferguson (@Markfergusonuk) November 09, 2011
Odd of Ed M to devote all 6 Qs to immigration given Labour's difficulties w the issue. Menace of Maurice quotes comes back to bite too.—
Will Straw (@wdjstraw) November 09, 2011
The not so loyal were sarcastic:
…well that went well…—
Dan Hodges (@DPJHodges) November 09, 2011
Pundits mocking:
Ed M adopted the Paxman approach to questioning at #PMQs "You're in a mess aren't you?" Utterly hopeless.—
John Rentoul (@JohnRentoul) November 09, 2011
Cameron is somehow winning this by reminding voters Labour trebled immigration—
Tim Shipman (Mail) (@ShippersUnbound) November 09, 2011
Reaction of tweets suggest Miliband did not quite do what was required. #bbcdp #pmqs—
Andrew Neil (@afneil) November 09, 2011
Cam knows he has won and risks a joke at EMil expense. Slightly cocky I think #pmqs—
Patrick O'Flynn (@oflynnexpress) November 09, 2011
Ed could not score in a brothal!!!!
Ed was utterly pathetic today at PMQs. It looks like whenever either main party leader is in trouble, the other will do something to prop them up.
Cameron could have been in serious trouble over the EU referendum vote, but Ed propped him up.
Again today, Cameron could have been in trouble at PMQs, but Ed Propped him up by being so utterly ridiculous and pathetic he made Cameron sound good on immigration. FFS!
Cameron is consistently failing on immigration (as labour did) so it shows how woeful Ed was today that he made Cameron look good.
Who is telling us he is failing on immigration?
The government’s own statistics.
They can joke all they want. Infact if they fancy why not employ some more border guards and lets have more security at airports and maybe another few thousand police. Infact why dont we go the whole hog and get rid of the Private sector. They are just a nuisance any way. Always moaning about paying to much TAX and too much maternity pay etc etc. We in the Public sector don’t complain about those rights as we dont pay for them the mugs in the private sector do
Ken Clarke last night admitted the Government had not completed a single prisoner transfer agreement to get rid of foreign criminals since coming to power 18 months ago.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2059212/Ken-Clarke-admits-single-overseas-prisoner-deported-coalition-came-power.html#ixzz1dDKdEwCN
But that’s via the MSM filter
Rejoice! Rejoice! Britain has highest trade deficit in the world!
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2011/11/09/uk-britain-trade-idUKTRE7A82CA20111109
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What was begun 40 years ago, to deindustrialise UK and impoverish 99% of its indigenous people, is now completed and all you have left is TescoAsdaAldiSainsburyMorrison’s type cartels in food, energy, housing and jobs, and a housing market propped up by quantitative easing to London’s ‘international’ bankers. Time to stand and fight back or get used to life as a debt slave for you and your offspring for eternity.
Look, British goyim, we can solve all this by bombing Iran back to the Stone Age. Trust me!
ps if that doesn’t work we’ll bomb Damascus, Karachi, Beijing, Berlin, London… . That should do it!
DID MAGGIE HELP When she nationalized ship building and destroyed UK mining. ha ha, Chickens coming home
> a sharp slowdown in shop price inflation
Is a bad thing? Must be another neo-endogenous growth theory follower.
Another thing is why do you think sending our wealth abroad (i.e. exports) is a good thing and getting other peoples wealthj cheap (imports) is a bad thing?
Of course this rather depends on the cost of debt servicing…
Hooray for Maggie. Imagine how fucked we’d be if we were still relying on the miners to keep the lights on.
Plus, thanks to Maggie, all those miners and their kids are free from the threat of all those accidents and industrial diseases associated with mining. They must be living years longer on average than they used to.
Hurrah for Maggie. Liberator of the miners from the Victorian working conditions. Health evangelist of the working classes. I’m surprised there aren’t statues all over the North and Scotland thanking her.
Miners were only mining taxpayers pockets. “Employing” them created 2* unemployment elsewhere.
Think about this.
Exp0rts are the price we pay for 1mports…
“It looks like whenever either main party leader is in trouble, the other will do something to prop them up.”
It’s all an elegant charade. It keeps us proles thinking we are represented by this bunch of failed thespians.
Every four years we are permitted to have the illusion of choice at the ballot box. It is a sham, run by thieves, embezzlers and charlatans looking to step up to the greater, wealthier gravy train of EU politics.
Cameron and Milliband will continue to bat the ball back and forth to each other for as long as it keeps us gormlessly watching while their brotherhood of Fagin rapes our wallets, erodes our freedom, and banishes us from the process of government.
I’ve had enough. I just don’t know how to bring about the change.
Quite agree. The whole thing is one cosy put-up job, designed to keep these wasters in pocket and the rest of us in the merde/merda.
The only thing that will change this is wholesale rebellion, complete with rifles and necktie parties. Some payment strikes (tax, for example) and civil disobedience wouldn’t come amiss either.
Never mind, whatever keeps the Labour Filth out of power must be welcomed. The Karachi Miliband is welcome to stay as Labour Filth Leader for at least the next 30 years.
I just don’t know how to bring about change–leave the UK to work and live elsewhere. This is what I and 000′s others did.
Camerons lot are failing on immigration, yes, but the difference between them and Labour is that Labour had an unfettered immigration policy, deliberate and contrived to gerrymander votes
Blimey, never mind we can still selectively edit this to make Ed look good
Ah.. but the BBC have it as: “Labour blasts border row ‘fiasco’”, with a picture of Ed at the despatch box. Who’d have thought, eh?
I’m surprised the BBC hasn’t yet thought of voicing over Ed’s adenoidal witterings with a more manly delivery – Brian Blessed springs to mind.
While Ed remains Ed, nobody can take him seriously. He’s the archetypal school wonk, a Billy No-Mates with the charm of a dead fish.
I resent that remark
Who was that Tory with a lisp that made Ed sound like Richard Burton? No wonder we don’t hear him often.
I’d noticed the Beeb report only contained Ed quotes and none of Dave’s replies…..wankers.
It’s what we do best, that will be £145-50 please!
NO, there’s no choice you’ll think what we want you to think and of course you HAVE to pay.
http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/264
Signed, but not many people yet.
First I’ve heard of it!
The Labour MP on Daily Politics looks completely untrustworthy and snide
All Labour MPs look like that…
All Labour MPs are completely untrustworthy and snide at all times. That’s why they’re Labour MPs. If they had the slightest hint of honour or honesty they’d all die of shame.
Vile, contemptible, wicked and malicious to the core. And that’s being generous.
Agreed and if you’re Tom Watson you’ll also like abusing boys.
Though granted, most Labour MP’s are vile scumbags, not all are that bad, 19 of them voted for democracy regarding an EU referendum, so credit where it’s due.
I cannot understand why Kate Hoey is in the labour party. She is one of the very few decent labour MPs and she often votes against her own party.
Is it cos she’s MP in a nice safe Liebour seat ??
As the Zone 1 mayor, I totally empathise with Kate. Innit.
It seems unfair to deny Mr Adam Boulton his place in the sun as a lone supporter of Ed’s performance amongst the media Twitterati: “High scoring PMs but EM edging it.”
Plausible only if he’s slipped in from a parallel dimension, where they have their own antisense PMQs.
Sky are as biased as the BBC, with added Football and Michael Jackson
sky can be as biased as they like!
they don’t demand money with menaces threaten me with a criminal record if I don’t obey without question.
No. Their methods are more subtle.
Isn’t Bunter Boulton married to that Angie wotshername, who was BLiars ‘gate keeper’? Nuff said I think.
Boulton is a fat oily t..t
Thank you Lord for giving us Ed Miliband .Long may he reign as the
opposition leader .
Agreed. Cameldung failed to answer how many people were let in unchecked but Ed couldn’t hit a cow’s arse with a banjo!
After several attempts, neither can I,
Bless, sounds like Milimong and Labour are still the gift that keeps on giving and giving…
Not a lot Labour can crow about. They failed on most issues, apart from spending taxpayers money at which they were experts
Agreed that’s Labour’s only competence, wasting other people’s money. What else can they do?
Anglo-French electrical goods retailer Kesa has announced plans to sell off its troubled UK-based Comet stores to a private equity firm for just £2.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15650763
I’ll give them three quid.
Sold to the man with the moniker.
That’ll be £3 please..plus €45.9m for Comet’s defined benefit pension scheme deficit which is now yours.
No – the sellers are keeping that liability.
Comet has been a dead man walking for a very long time.
Ps Ta for Livechat Guido and Neo.
Well done on getting GMB question.
Dave was on form (not seen that for a while), Ed was shocking.
Good questions from DUP and Tory backbenchers on Fifa.
Bill Cash legend, with intresting comment, about “Having a united conservitive team behind him” followed by Daves worst answer of the day.
Enjoy your lunch Guido and co
Maybe you could invite me along for lunch one day – I would love to meet your friends
Ed is wet and has no gravitas – he will also be remembered for shafting his brother, being the Unions preferred red choice, being close to Brown and participating very wholly in the 13 years of Labour rubbish – long may he continue.
that was me sorry.
Gravitas..that’s the word. No bottom either.
But he is an arse.
Dugher in denial of Liebour pat on DP, Brillo has repeated the same comment at least 4 times and Dugher has ignored it and kept to his own hymn sheet, Hunt!
is andrew neil an Ed supporter?
the only supports Ed is, er..
The Unions
I’d put his mum in the frame as well then you start to struggle a bit
Most Tories are Ed Miliband supporters .The only other one they would
prefer more is Blinky Balls .
I’m a supporter of Ed, but then I am a Tory.
Que a bunch of left wing trolls asking me why I’m scared of Ed Milliband.
May the Border Force be with you.
No way – we remember well the days of the Sith Gordon McMoron and his “light touch” sabre…
Noone would term the SFA*s 6 foot stack of regulations “light touch”.
*FSA
Just as with the rest of the Labour Imbecility – they confused generating screeds of paperwork as ‘productivity’.
The Maximum Imbecile bothering other ministers at 4AM in the morning with some minor piece of ‘whataboutery’ that had popped into his feverish brain. Just like the conversation we were having the other night about over-worked doctors making poor decisions we had the ‘workaholic’ Brown fuckwitting about the place making imbecile decisions on three or four hours sleep a night for the past 15 years and bothering the rest of his cabal of imbeciles at all hours thus ensuring they were equally knackered and useless.
I think the word is “Farce”.
I like Jar-Jar Binks.
Labour’s record on immigration leaves him and Labour on this issue.
Milliband should have asked “when is the government going to start cutting services apart from the armed forces?” I have not experienced a deterioration in the level or quality of services at all.
As strike action will show, they don’t really do that much and are largely surplus to requirements, the reduction will have little visible effect
Less is more. If you fired the bed-wetters and box-tickers of the NHS then the nurses would be able to get to the patients instead of tripping up over a crack team of four clip-board wielding fuckwits auditing the contents of the notice-board.
Assuming of course that the nurses remember where the ward is in the first place and aren’t sitting at home for the past six months with ‘stress’.
Or doing Union business
The trouble is they really DO need to get somone into look at the flow of patients. The NHS “flow” is a disaster, only kept going by the efforts of a minority of staff.
Absolutely. By a minority of staff. First thing to do is identify that minority and keep them. Then fire the rest.
Somebody did a ‘time and motion’ study a while back that reckoned 20% of nurses time was spent looking for fresh bedding and bedpans and suchlike. Not fetching it from the place it should be but trying to find some in the first fucking place. One in five nurses at any one time wandering about trying to find basic fucking consumables.
It’d be like the folk at Tescos wandering around the warehouse trying to find milk or potatoes to replenish the shelves. Fucking insanity.
One in five we could fire or put to work doing something useful if they could get the simplest shit together.
When I was in casualty last they couldn’t find me a stand for an antibiotic drip…
I think firing the worst 25% would “encourager les autres”.
But the only way to fire the worst 25% would be to get rid of the NHS, as only a customer based system will remove the unproductive.
The stands will be supplied by some company that charges two hundred quid for a piece of kit that costs 2 quid to manufacture and the chairman will have been appointed onto some health Quango by Labour the better to spot the next piece of kit he can flog them at several thousand percent profit.
Had an appointment at Yeovil General Hospital recently and had reason to wait in a corridor for half an hour, the number of uniformed people pushing trolleys full of paperwork was a reminiscent of the Grand Central Station scene in a Terry Gilliam film!
I doubt it, the stand they found seemed as old as the NHS.
I tried to ignore the hole in the plasterwork, the nurse told me it has only been there a few months…
Perhaps they sent someone for a long stand
There’s Tory ‘cuts’ for you. Only 12 months in power and suddenly no shiny new stands and chunks falling out of the walls.
Like Sheldon, I’m convinced that if I go into hospital the super bugs will do for me..until I’m screaming in agony of course.
Of course the link on the BBC front page suggests Miliband was far more effective with a link titled “Labour blasts border row ‘fiasco’”
Good old BBC – always there to sweep up and fix things after the event for Labour.
All Ed’s blunders go straight into the Memory Hole.
Anything else would be doubleplus ungood, and unthinkable in Newspeak.
The 5 minutes hate today will be brought to you by Unison.
And what was Boulton on about?
He was reminiscing about his Gorod Brown wedding days?
I think that he is starting to lose it .
Is it me or does anyone find it strange that Ed nor any labour Mp back the protests or the mob squatting at that church?
Has Ed done a u-turn? Has he jumped of the Bandwagon and if so, what does Polly think?
What does Polly think? I imagine she pisses herself laughing every time she writes one of her dreadful opinion pieces which is then cheered to the echo by the mindless imbeciles that seem to worship everything she writes. The same fuckwits who seem to consider the Gruaniad cartoonists as a combination of Leonardo Da Vinci and Oscar Wilde.
Okay, they’re better than whoever does the Monday cartoon hereabouts but then there are amoeba on Mars who are better cartoonists than that.
polly has gone on holiday to tuscany for 2 months back in Jan
Let’s join her. Anyone know the address of the villa? Plenty of tents available to set up camp and protest against double-home owning shills for tax-dodgers.
Steve Bell Cartoons are always accompanied by some arse licking twonk calling it a “classic”.
About time we made faced up to reality and made the Goddess Louise Mensch Supreme Ruler!!!
Long live her latex loveliness !!!!!!!
Louise Mensch at least her husband represent proper bands not the rubbish rap we get in the charts.
Bow before her rubberly goodness! She will cleanse the bad…….and cane the good!
She seems a total twat, tbh.
BURN HERETIC!!!!
I WORSHIP HER SHADOW!
+1
The bimbo Mensch is all over the shop politically, a opportunist, Bliarite, principle free zone. No wonder Dave likes her.
Doh! *an
Mrs Mensch is interesting in that she arouses a range of powerful but contradictory emotions in the male breast. On the one hand, she is an airhead who made a hash out of going after Piers Morgan. On the other, I would crawl over broken glass to stick dead matchsticks in her sh*t….
Yep, she’s all over the shop. Complete light weight who shocks in order to attract attention.
Dan Hodges “…well that went well…”
Is that a reference to Father ted – and the Holy Stone of Clonrichert?
If it isn’t it should be.
Labour cannot blame the tories as they were responsible for the mess at lunar house re outstanding immigration claims and a balls up computer system.
The reason why people are so worried about immigration is that nobody knows how many people are in this country. No party has any idea how many illegal immigrants are here or EU8 immigrants so we have a problem.
When illegals are picked up they are bailed so abscond, so we do not know were they are. No party has a grip on this.
+100.
It’s almost like every party wants to make rents high and wages low.
Almost?
It’s official three party policy, surely?
It’s supposedly what the voters want. A return to the miracle economy of 1997 – 2007. An economy that anybody with an IQ greater than a fish knows was only possible due to massive government and personal debt.
An economy perched on nothing more than a million newly-created, largely unnecessary, over-piad, government-employed, bedwetters, box-tickers and bastards and the increased buying power they brought to the limited available housing. An economy perched on nothing but escalating house-prices and borrowed cash.
And the great muppet populace wants to go back to those days. And Labour are only to happy to tell them that they can have it all over again if they just borrow even more money than they already have. Is it any wonder the rich keep all their cash offshore away from such fuckwits?
It dates back to Jack Straw’s tenure.
Straw on telly now, spouting his usual tripe and making out Labour immigration policy was beyond reproach. What a w*nker.
Wasn’t Straw’s father a conscientious objector? So he’s the son of a yellow belly, who sat at home in comfort whilst the rest of our young men risked their lives. Sounds about right
No dildos. Fair enough. Bunch of cuחts should get a mention.
Electric cυntforter?
He could refer to Ed as ‘A rampant rabbit caught in the headlights’
More of these tweeties please , Billy / Guido / Neo .
Hilarious , hun
E x .
Ed is the son of an illegai immigrant war dodging, tax dodging Marxist 4by2
what do you expect?
Never forget the Grandfather who joined the Red Army to fight against his fellow Poles.
They only killed a few million and turned the whole country into a prison. Give him a break..
It’s understandable that Ed keeps his piece of paper blank.
With his families history of extremism, hypocrisy and treachery, it’s little wonder that he doesn’t want any to know what he really thinks.
With a family history like, that no wonder he is weird .
Any one having trouble with the internet? Lots of british sites seem to be down. WTF is going on.
Perhaps it’s to do with that student demo and the security services quietly freezing social sites or something.
Never thought of that nell. Clever, very clever.
Practising for the Olympics.
Mossad probably.
More likely someone hasn’t been paying their bills
Billy has porn on every security monitor and it’s overloaded the British link to Teh Interwebs.
Firefox 8 has just been released – lots of people probably updating.
Can’t be bothered, myself.
Wrong.
The car park is a premium dogging site, and the cameras are well sighted. The traffic is going the other direction.
Al-Beeba reports..
1215: The PM concludes by suggesting Mr Miliband look at “Blue Labour” strategist Lord Glasman, who has argued that immigration should be frozen.
No mention of Glasman saying that Labour are in denial about immigration!!
FFS!
You simply cannot underestimate the damage caused by the BBC and its reportage to the health and wealth of the UK.
All manner of fuckwittery given a free pass since Blair/Campbell eviscerated them over Dr K*ll*y. The entire ‘it was all the banks fault’ created and spread by the BBC and picked up and repeated by the fucking useless newspapers. The big lie that, uniquely in the world, they are a ‘trustworthy’ source of unbiased reportage.
Still, it is Cameron’s own fault. He could have shut the fuckers down for good in May last year. Just sold them off ‘to pay down Labour’s deficit’ and there’d have been a few howls but that would have been out of the way by now. But no. They’re still there mis-reporting everything to his political disadvantage. Cheering on the imbeciles that destroyed the UK economy.
You simply cannot underestimate the damage caused by the BBC and its reportage to the health and wealth of the UK.
All manner of fuckwittery given a free pass since Blair/Campbell eviscerated them over Dr K*ll*y. The entire ‘it was all the banks fault’ created and spread by the BBC and picked up and rep*e*a*ted by the fucking useless newspapers. The big lie that, uniquely in the world, they are a ‘trustworthy’ source of unbiased reportage.
Still, it is Cameron’s own fault. He could have shut the fuckers down for good in May last year. Just sold them off ‘to pay down Labour’s deficit’ and there’d have been a few howls but that would have been out of the way by now. Plus dress it up as a win-win. Raise a few billion quid selling the BBC to Murdoch PLUS abolishing the TV tax.
But no.
They’re still there mis-reporting everything to his political disadvantage. Cheering on the imbeciles that destroyed the UK economy.
Yet another golden opportunity blown by Cameron.
Good shot
Let’s indulge him a little while (much as we did before the election) and pretend that he has a masterplan to allow things to get worse in order that he can win support for radical changes – an eviscerated, privatised BBC, an NHS recast along any of the existing continental models with coverage for all citizens in a system that allows the profit motive to match supply and demand, a United Kingdom free to legislate for itself (and unconcerned in legislating for others).
These days, I fail to convince even myself…
Cameron’s BIG mistake was to agree to a TV debate. A desperate throw of the dice from Brown which Blair simply batted away when Major tried it.
Brown (like Major) had literally nothing to lose. He was beaten as things stood and needed a ‘game-changer’. Cameron had only to say ‘no’ and there’d have been no wavering votes going to Clegg. It would have been a simple choice for the electorate. The Fuckwit who wrecked the UK economy ‘v’ Somebody Else.
But no. He couldn’t just do what Blair did and sidestep the challenge.
And now he wonders why he has arseholes like Huhne and Cable in government.
Really?,
Can I have some of what you’re smoking cos I need cheering up?
And I don’t think it’s a case of keeping your enemies closer either.
RetardED is frankly a useless, never had a real job, wankstain of the first order.
Great
Radio Five Labour describing Ed as ‘going on the attack’ at PMQ’s, with a sound-bite, but no sound-bite for Cameron.
Cu’nts
Yep. It doesn’t matter who ‘wins’ these exchanges – most of the general public only see the selected bits on the news. Bits deliberately selected to make Cameron look bad and the Maximum Imbecile’s protege in a good light.
bits on the narrative…
The BBC are no longer reporting the news. You might call it the program called “the news”, but it’s not.
“Ed Miliband’s usually most loyal supporters”
Rentoul and Hodges???
I’m struggling to think of 6 questions about relaxing border controls
EM : “Prime Minister have you or your government ordered a relaxing of border controls?”
DC: “No.:
EM : “Ahh..oh..Are you sure?…I was kind of banking on you saying yes there..erm..Ok..Okay…how about..did you..erm..did you..enjoy Cannes?”
DC: Took four hours to get through border control
Did he go Ryan Air again?
On the ryanair routes/airports you tend to find that there is 1 staff of UKBA to 60 passangers. That isn’t a ratio.
Ed asked the wrong question…there was a Labour MP towards the end of PMQs that asked the right one….i.e. Will the PM release all the papers from UKBA relating to this pilot…”Dave” didn’t have an answer and could only say that there was an enquiry
Jane Pilgrim says:
November 9, 2011 at 12:21 pm
‘Learn BlackCab’
I need to do a ‘Dave’ – making a u-turn
There’s no Vince down this way – I am unable to go right.
Its a complete Miliband – He doesn’t know what he’s doing
If you want to make the airport, I’ll have to Huhne it. – I shall exc’e’ed the spe’ed limit.I will require a bribe.
Get a move on – Its Lucas! Are you a bit Gordon? – Please proce’ed. The traffic lights are green. Is your vision impaired?
All Ken’s are C’unts .. I am not an admirer of either Ken Livingstone or Kenneth Clarke.
Hello..looks like Boris got here first. – I can see a preg’nant lady
Vocabulary
A Mini-Cooper – A ladyboy
An Eddieballs – Traffic Warden
A Shoesmith – A nice tip
A Tom Watson – A prostitute
A Tether – A pointless diversion
A HOC – An expense.. commonly used with the adj Prezza. As in “That meal was Prezza. {enourmous}. I”d need a HOC to pay for it {it was expensive. I wish the taxpayer would pay for it.}
Clench hard, love. It’s a hain. – The lights are at amber and I’m going to floor it. If you shit on my upholstery, I will be somewhat disappointed madam.
You know labour are beginning to look like that welfare benefit loser that keeps putting all his money on the lottery and the horses in the sad misguided belief that tomorrow he’ll hit the jackpot.
Such people never do of course and neither will labour by backing el miliband . I just wonder how long it is going to take for them to realise that.
5-10 years is the usual amount of time.
labour really will be out of power for a generation then! Though after the damage they did over the last 13 years I hope it will be longer than that.
well thats my hopes f*****!
Ed Miliband you really ought to go and soon. You are just not up to the job. You went on a subject that you and your party ballsed up completely.
Miliband, just ask yourself why labour lost over 100 hundred seats at the last election – you don’t know the answer, then let me tell you. You and the rest of your shadow cabinet are Brownite failures.
Saw Michael Dugher on Daily Politics. What an arsehole!
If i was @MarkFergusonUK I’d change my profile picture to something looking less like Vincent Tabak.
BBC News 24 is just spinning Ed Miliband on the Teresa May issue. The BBC are just unbelievable in their biased spin towards labour. Absolutely unbelievable.
The BBC is a disgrace.
One hopes that they will follow the euro down the plughole in due course,
Ed, darling, will this do:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15649548
The BBC are a disgrace, but lets not entirely blame the messenger here. The fact is that May allowed her disloyal civil servants too much latitude and they took it.
The Tories are just as bad at Labour in failing to control the ports and get to grip with the hundreds of thousands of illegals in the UK.
If you came across an illegal immigrant in your neighbourhood, would you know what number to phone in order to report them? No, most people wouldn’t either, and that is to ignore the other issues about how much confidence one can have in any enforcement action being effective.
The system is a shambles and there is little sign that the government are trying to correct that.
Phone number 101 police non emergency.
Considering that Labour’s record on Immigration is worse than the Tories Ed’s decision to go on this at PMQs was either very brave or very stupid…….
But did she threaten to overrule him?
FUCKING BANKS ARE SCUM, ALL I NEED IS 1000 POUNDS THAT I CAN PAY BACK IN TWO MONTHS TO COVER A FUCKING BILL AND THEY SAID NO.
FUCKING SCUM.
I hope the thick scum students fucking shit all over the floors and trash them during the next wave of protests.
I promised my Girlfriend I wouldn’t gamble anymore but it looks like i’m going to have to dust off the suit and hit the tables tonight just so I can bloody eat for the month.
Fucking bastard banks.
You work hard all your life and try and stay on the straight and narrow and pay your way when you need help the fuckers don’t want to know you but if your just off the fucking bananna boat you get everything on a silver platter.
The sooner this whole country crashes and burns and restarts the better.
The Labour approach to economics. We’ve spent all the money so we need to borrow some more and bet it all on red and hope we get lucky this time.
It would be more accurate to state “We’ve spent all YOUR money
And we are bound by our ideology to only bet on red.
https://www.wonga.com/
Simple answer
Round up all nig nogs and deport them, at the same time round up the 4by2s and do a proper job this time
German efficiencey my arse
That’s the spirit, dear.
Schnapp out of it. Its a delusion.
Twat
Why are revolting stufents, anteye capitalist scroungers, work shy trade unionists and other general riff raff wearing Guido Fawkes’ masks?
We should be told.
Because the cause of disestablishing the Church of England and putting young Elizabeth Stuart on the throne is one of the most important yet overlooked causes of our present day. The former, at any rate, is still possible.
Just watched clips of edmiliband on pmq’s.
He asks his questions in a very immature aggressive fashion and then always has the peeved, outraged expression of an affronted 5th former when the answers arrive.
It’s an attitude he employs all the time. It makes him look childish and unstatesmanlike and it’s beginning to become seriously irritating. Every time I see him now behaving in this petulant manner I wish one of his own back benchers would yell at him ‘ do grow up!’ because I fell sure many of them want to!!
He has the same technique as the Maximum Imbecile. He accuses others of the very traits he personifies. So he calls Cameron ‘arrogant’ but a more cock-sure, nasal fuckwit than Miliband would be difficult to find. He suggests Cameron should ‘get a grip’ yet the fucker hasn’t a clue what he’s doing.
If Cameron were to call an election tomorrow Labour would save a fortune printing their manifesto because, after 18months, they still have no fucking policies.
He’s an utter embarrassment. Were it not for the BBC’s constant omission of his many and varied idiocies (as with Brown) Miliband would have already been removed by the Labour Party already as unelectable. But, as with Brown, they’re hoping that the four weeks in which the idiot cannotavoid being on camera will not be enough for the population to realise what an incompetent jackass he is.
Freudian Projection. Very common mentalism of the left.
The future
Bloody savages the lot of ‘em!
Where’s me pipe?
FFS where is the UKBA when you need ‘em ??
Latest edition of Come Dine With Me-live from Peckham.
I did , I cut the head off the dinner…” He was Eating all the Spud’s”
Actor Bill Nighy appears to be in favour of new taxes on business to fund many things including subsidised films that he is acting in
I would gladly pay more Tax to Mr Nighy favourite causes if he comes to Dudley and collects it in person
When’s H*rry on telly, then?
Think next part.
Hehe. Laurel and Hardy.
OMG !!
Ain’t H a r r y posh ???
Is he loaded an single , darlin ??
E x .
You blue nosed neo con dickwits never fail to make me chuckle
May is forever damaged, stay or go. !!!!!!!!!
Labour lost.
Get over it.
May is damaged.
Gordon is deranged.
Blair is a deity
Mandelson is dealing
who really cares?
How hopelessly out of touch with the public is RED☭ED and the Labour party to think THEY can talk immigration to any other party?
UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE !
Labour have forever damaged this country!
A troll called Moussa Koussa
Stuck his knob in a lemon juicer
And to should he had guts
He put in his nuts
Never again a seducer
Not quite the same from Aunty!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15649548
Neo on now.
Ed Miliband is Labour’s reward for failure.
2.2 million
Red Ed said we know where he stands
And Border control answers demands
Yes, the PM he quizzed
With bile he quite fizzed
But was left with his arse in his hands
Miliband doesn’t have the ability to think on his feet at the best of times. Labour’s heart wasn’t in it today as they know deep down that under Blair/Brown they wrecked the demographics (and economy) of our country. What a shower of shite.
I think deep down, Labour also know they elected the wrong brother.
Not even deep down, Tess. I suspect its even written on the wall in the HoC bogs.
If I was May I’d demand Miliband attend the Home Office with proof that he is not in the country illegally
Ed milliband and Ed balls and Yvette Cooper are rubbish.
All cameron has to do is to create a poster with those three on it with the words would you trust these people to run the country.
run campaings showing the with his stupid hand movement and in his nazi uniform. List Yvette poor performance. And to cap it off state that could you really trust a PM who stab his own brother in the back to get the labour party leader job.
With that dave should win a majority.
Ther we go tories reelction campaign sored, no fee charged
Well I never, blue Liebour beat red Liebour, will one on the leaders give way and become leader for all the Liebour party, when are we going to get some real Conservatives without the yellow spine.
Yvette very poor in hoc today. Thought she’d land some blows
but just looked and sounded shouty.
not getting her rations
Wednesday noon starts the bunfight pellmell
Expecting Ed on May bashing to dwell
But with all six Qs
The Twits all then muse:
“Bollocks, that didn’t go well”
Young Neo has the best hair of any political blogger.
Fact!
on his hair or round his cock?
Wednesday noon starts the bunfight pellmell
Expecting Ed on May bashing to dwell
But with all six Qs
The Twits then all muse:
“Bollocks, that didn’t go well”
slight computer problems here
RedEd Mililong rose to his feet,
and promptly fell on the floor, in a heap.
With a “thith” and “hith”, the adenoid prat,
again showed the world he’s a risible twat.
Well..it started badly..fell apart in the middle and just tailed away at the end.
but so did Ed Miliband, so well done.
Two wonks, born of one mother
Aiming their barbs at each other
One sings the blues
While the union dues
Made Labour get the wrong brother.
BBC shows Brodie Clark blow a fuse
As for constructive dismissal he sues
With May in the shit
And Yvette doing her bit
Red Ed is all over the news
While Teresa May has sexy kitten heels
And asylum seekers get free council meals
This is nothing compared
To the scandal now aired
Of the corrupting GMB deals
I think Ed did splendidly. I watched on my laptop while sipping a glass of Cristal on my balcony in Tuscany. I’ll be back in January to resume the struggle.
‘Prosso’ surely Polly.
No – she doesn’t charge – she does tramps for free
Prosecco Superiore Extra-Dry, Conegliano Valdobbiadene DOCG is quite nice..
Wonder how many Lire her villa will be worth…..
There once was a boyo called Neil
At the unions feet he’d kneel
He tried to win our affection
But lost two elections
By funding the EU we pay for his meals
When you haven’t a clue where to start,
Or how many beats to a line,
It’s best to not bother,
As any old c*unt,
Can come up with some shit that won’t scan.
What does scan is a photo of you sucking off a horse while your crack whore c unt of a mum takes you up the arse with a studded strap-on as your alzheimer’s ridden dad takes a dump on your face while singing Hi Ho Silver Lining.
Steady on old chap.
this isn’t Labourlist you know.
Roses are red,
Violets aren’t
Neither are bananas
Which aren’t even flowers
Child tax credits.
Child tax credits.
Child tax credits.
Child tax credits.
Child tax credits.
Child tax credits.
Child tax credits.
Child tax credits.
Child tax credits.
The limericks here on this site
Range from witty, to worthless, to shite
An occasional gem
Makes it through now and then
But all far too rarely – Goodnight!
There was a young Looby named Edward
Who thought that if Brown had, then he could
Dictate from the front.
The delusional ©unt
Discovered, in fact, he was no good.
A young limerick writer euripedes
Had no idea how to write these
limericks. It is said
They made sense in his head
But were fucking painful to anyone with any sense as to how fucking limericks should be written.
If you CAN’T do it, DON’T do it, and that goes for the other idiots with their schoolboy efforts.
Guido, as a self respecting Irishman, please mod any limericks that aren’t true limericks.
Our day will come!
Just watched Yvette Balls on Parliament channel, slagging off Teresa May. What a feckin hypocrite. Now Postman Pat is on his feet, talking utter shite, whilst Millitwit sits on the front bench gurning (I’m sure he just missed being a m.o.n.g).Then we have blind pugh intervening, looking the wrong way as usual.
What is wrong with the collective memories of these ars%holes?.
The left has no shame.
Nice to see Labour braying about relaxation in immigration controls…..what a load of fucking hypocrits……the last Labour Government were responsible for dismantling a lot of our immigration controls and during a period 2004 even issued instructions at Heathrow to let every fucker in irrespective of whether they were on the “Watch List” or not because people were complaining about queuing…………they should try getting into the “States”…anybody complains about the queues there then they get pretty short shrift…..
All that is in the past now, this is the new generation *gurns*sniggers* then gives a rye like slightly mongy smile.
Dis haychD treeD plasma TV me cousin Jamal nicked from da shop is well wicked, innit.
In my day the gels were lookers. This lot on the march are so ugly they just have to be Labour supporters.
Has Jody wheeled up yet?
I see he’s recycling cardboard. Good boy.
Doctor, I need my milk please.
I have a really cool party trick were I can drink milk through my nose *sniggers*
Anyone found our Maddie yet? No? Good. We’re still milking this for all it’s worth.
My lawyer says I should prepare myself for a lot of clunge licking if I’m imprisoned. What’s clunge licking? And can I put it on expenses? Oh, I forgot I’m not an MP anymore.
Its like having sex with a Man ,But you’l enjoy it
What’s that then Sarah?
A ladies only bar, *nudge nudge wink wink*
Good to see the Plod dealing with the campers in a proper manner. They ought to take the opportunity and move them on from St Pauls as well
Never mind the tasers, use the phasers.
Only 2,000 students on this so called march, BBC and Sky cameras zooming right in to the small crowd make it look bigger than it is. Looks like all this student protesting is starting to wane a bit now, maybe reality is finally sinking in.
Oh, so it’s ok with Greedo to talk about PMQs if he thinks the Tory boys did well. What a hypocrite.
I have known him to praise the ladies as well.
hmmm… of course, the irony escapes the right that the mass celebrations that accompany the once every 6 months that Cameron beats Milliband at PMQs may actually make it clearer that Milliband is making Cameron look stupid every single week.
milliband was useless today. But Cameron is looking increasingly useless every day.