November 8th, 2011

Damian’s New “Absolutely Totally Brilliant” Blogging Tips

With Draper back in the fold, the old faces are coming out of the woodwork. Obviously spinning for Catholic aid charity Cafod and running the Saturday football match for his old school boys club isn’t enough for our old mucker Damian McBride. Like a bad smell, he’s back and lingering on Twitter and already discussing an issue dear to his heart – engagement with bloggers:

Why not just send them an email of concocted smears and lies instead?


82 Comments

  1. 1
    Derek Idle says:

    WOW !

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    • 3
      Billy Bowden in the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Good comment, well worth getting in ahead of me

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      • 4
        Billy Bowden in the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        Re “Quote of the Day” – or maybe a garlic tax :)

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        • 10
          Selohesra says:

          I like the “comment of the day” best

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          • Billy is a thief says:

            or a berry tax

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          • Desperate Dan says:

            I like Cameron’s new quote of the day: “I think protesting is something you, on the whole, should do on two feet, rather than lying down – in some cases in a fairly comatose state.”

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        • 40
          sockpuppet #4 says:

          A bit crap, A bit too obvious.

          Mentioning VAT on restauants to Sarkozy would be a double kick in the balls. He reduced it to 5.5%, and has just had to raise it.

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      • 25
        BillyBob... says:

        Did McB ever go away ??

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        • 31

          I am sure McBride isn’t doing young boys like so many catholic priests are.

          At the High Court today, the RC church lost the argument that priests are self-employed so there will be a lot more victims coming forward now.

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          • Eee Uuu Dictatorship, the last evil empire says:

            What made anyone think this Labour filth had gone away? There should be a new boy abuse tax, Tom Watson would have to pay a lot!

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          • BillyBob... says:

            High Court, I cannot see how they, the Church, thought they would win. Master – Servant relationship would be another reason the Church would be held accountable, possibly.

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          • Andy Capp says:

            The News of the World used to expose this stuff very well. Scourge of the shirt-lifters roving the church.

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    • 6
      Selohesra says:

      A repulsive fat scroat called McBride
      Made remarks both slanderous and snide
      Was given the sack
      Til Ed brought him back
      I’m sad that he hasn’t just died

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  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

    Who does he smear now then?

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  3. 7
    Mornington Crescent says:

    McBride back in the fold is the best news ever: that’ll keep the bastards out of power for a generation, despite even the best efforts of the BBC.

    After all, you’d expect nothing less of a party with such an unpleasant fratricidal little shit as leader.

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  4. 8
    Red Bull to a Rag says:

    I always thought Cafod was a charity helping caffeine addicts.

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  5. 9
    The Bells says:

    Hopisen? We can all do without that particular immature fuckwit

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  6. 11
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

    “Why not send them an email of concocted smears and lies instead?”

    Ok, Guido, I know you know i agree with you that what he done while No 10 was vile/sick/disgusting, However can a sinner not repent? very few of us has squeaky clean lives (yourself included), He lost his taxpayer funded job, had his reputation trashed and has had to reabilitate himself (yes i know he done the wrong himself etc).

    I am just trying to say, when is enough enough, Must he be hounded till the day he dies about those e-mails?

    The hypocracy of the Labour party however is legitmate, was it not Gordon that said Damian and Dolly had no place in politics and the Labour party?

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    • 17
      Billy is a thief says:

      Billy your life is squeaky clean – alright it is a given that you jerk off in the security booth every time you get away with a comment without getting a new arsehole torn – but otherwise your only sin is to steal other peoples Ideas and post them on here as if they were your own ideas – you are the Johann Hari of this website.

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    • 52

      A proposal to use favouritism and flattery to recruit bloggers as astroturfers doesn’t look terribly like repentance, though, does it?

      No need to invent stuff beyond what the evidence shows you.

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  7. 12
    Calm down dear. says:

    I think we may may be in trouble. Dave has always had a problem dealing with women and I don’t believe he has the balls to stick up to Frau Merkel.

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  8. 14
    Billy Bowden is the world's greatest umpire! says:

    When will David Cameron take the refund and fuck off ?

    A former Tory donor has attacked David Cameron’s leadership of the Tory Party, publishing a book “Goodbye Dave” that catalogue’s his discontent with Cameron’s “betrayal” and “arrogance”, saying:

    “Cameron’s toadying to the Liberal Democrats, with Nick Boles and the Notting Hill set screaming in delight, is a betrayal of everything I have believed in and worked for.”

    Tony Drury, the former Chairman of The Blue Dragon Club – the Welsh Conservatives’ fundraising organisation – also outlines the discontent among the parliamentary party – especially the Tory right:

    “The 1922 Committee is squirming in agony. They occasionally question the proposal of a joint manifesto in the assumed 2015 election, but Cameron is walking all over them.”

    “His arrogance is beyond belief. He is power crazed and already planning his own history. His Etonian approach to being Prime Minister, his already frightening lack of consistency, his lack of grasp of economics and his bullying style does not bode well.”

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    • 35
      One Term Dave says:

      CMD is set on Transmit with Receive switched off, he’s not getting even the unsubtle hints

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      • 57
        David Cameron says:

        I do the talking, you do the fighting.

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      • 59
        Bill Cratchet says:

        I think he doesn’t get the hints because the plan IS to have just one term and to then let Labour continue the save the EU project with useful tory idiots being used up and cast aside along the way.

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        • 66
          Tessa Tickles says:

          His decision to give his construction-industry chums £34,000,000,000 of our money to build the unwanted and unnecessary HS2 rail link is a pretty transparent attempt to get a well-paid non-exec directorship with a construction company after May 2015, after he’s pushed the Tory Party back into their comfort zone of opposition.

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      • 62
        Tessa Tickles says:

        True. But he now looks very haggard. He’s probably starting to realise what the public already knows – he’s not up to the job.

        Totally out of his depth, Cameron’s an even bigger disaster than Brown. His only achievement will be to put the otherwise unelectable Ed Miliband into Number 10.

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        • 72
          Bill Cratchet says:

          All he has to do is to hold on for a whole parliament, Tessa. Then he will have achieved his aims which have absolutely nothing to do with the public except as a way to utterly betray them in every possible way on behalf of the London based banks, property magnates, corporations and their cosy little interface with the public, the EU.

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  9. 16
    I don't need no doctor. says:

    Did McBride ever go away from labour.

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  10. 18
    The Stilton Eater says:

    Full marks for trying. But it won’t last long, a Draper is always a a Draper.

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  11. 24
    Dan says:

    Why would the Catholic Church have such a nasty piece of excrement like McBride pitching for them?

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    • 36
      Engineer says:

      They believe in Forgiveness and Redemption. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.

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    • 38
      RC priests says:

      I amagine he fits right in!

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    • 41
      BillyBob... says:

      To groom or not to groom…

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    • 44
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      My eyes are drawn to the words …..

      catholic church…. excrement … pitching.

      Wrong sort of primates perhaps, although I’ll admit I don’t know what goes on.

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    • 47
      East India Company wallah says:

      Cafod is an aid agency originally set up by the Catholic church,but by the by career “volunteers” have comandeered it just like Amnesty International before it.
      What was a noble independent aid agency has become part of the Lefties lobby army and so it is in hock to modish forms of living espoused by the progressives who lead it,indeed I am given to believe 4-5 years ago the then parasite in chief celebrated an anniversary with his husband on church property to the consternation of those beastly fuddy-duddys 90% of whom have no truck with matters of that kind
      Cafod stil does great work as it is only the UK operation which has been politicised

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    • 51
      Sud de Nîmes says:

      They want to improve their image.

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  12. 26
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    With McPoison, Dolly the Creep and Bullyboy Whelan all back doing the Unions’ bidding, who has been left in charge of the Death Star ???

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  13. 43
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (Episode six, the Umpire strikes back) also in Cunt3DHDTV says:

    isnt i nice when the left display there hate and manners in public.

    Everytime they do, it brings joy to my heart.

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    • 60
      Anon, Scratchwood Services, NW7 says:

      Plenty of hate to go round, Billy. This place ain’t exactly a tee pee fulla love an peace, is it?

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  14. 56
    Billy Bowden is the world's greatest umpire! says:

    X FACTOR wild child Frankie Cocozza has been booted off the show, Guido Fawkes can reveal. .

    The exact reason for his axe is not yet known but Guido Fawkes said he had broken a “golden rule”.

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  15. 64
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    He can come in my booth any time he likes!

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  16. 67
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    It is nice to see a fellow sodomite and child abuser being given another chance
    I’ve just locked myself out of my booth and am tping this with a broumstick through the winduw

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  17. 70
    I'm Gonna Start a Blog One Day says:

    Anyone who expects me to shill for the king had better see to it I get the King’s shilling, if you catch my drift.

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  18. 75
    Tristram Shandy says:

    There’ll always be someone taken in by an old horse shod with new shoes, or we wouldn’t keep seeing it.

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  19. 76
    Desperate Dan says:

    So now we know. Labour don’t believe they are capable of winning an election fair and square. Their only course of action is lying and cheating and subterfuge.

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    • 80
      Hugh Janus says:

      Where were you for the 13 years of appalling NuLiebore rule? They set new Olympian standards with these activities.

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