Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
It is Adam Ant?
It’s Gordon, he says things like that.
England put all their money on Brown and LOST.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Brown. Funny that. Don’t recall anyone voting for him.
A few thousand die-hard labour supporters in his constituency voted for him. That is all.
No Mr Ned.
Those deluded sub-humans voted for a red rosette.
It might as well have been stuck up a pig’s arse and that would have won.
Come to think of it …
Damian Green, the immigration minister, then told the UKBA to relax checks on people carrying British passports and those from other European countries.
The order, endorsed by Mrs May, meant that thousands of foreign nationals were able to enter the UK without full checks on their travel documents.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/8873403/Theresa-May-to-face-questions-over-order-to-relax-border-checks.html
Greek roulette
Do you feel lucky? – Dave and Danny gamble with your money:
State-owned Royal Bank of Scotland is to lavish around £500million in bonuses on its ‘casino’ bankers – despite a collapse in profits.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2058354/RBS–500m-bonuses-casino-bankers-despite-collapse-profits.html#ixzz1d0iReJy2
Oh, we are all into gather.
What F–king scum bag would Print money to by Bank Equities so that the Banks could buy Government Bonds so that the government can pay the Greek government so they can pay the interest on the loans that they have and borrow more money and get into more debt. What a Ponsey Scheme. Makes Bernie madoffs scheme look like a good bet in comparison.
Ok so instead just tell those RBS investment bankers who have made significant profits for the firm that they’ll get a doughnut this year. Then watch the best of them leave.
How does that help a) the management b) the shareholders (us) c) the taxman (who would take 52% of the bonus anyway) d) British businesses who need strong banks ready to lend?
Do you think we’d be better off letting the management actually manage their business or do you think you/Balls/Vince Cable would do a much better job?
Of course if you are naive enough to think that the real source of all our woes is casino banking then by all means continue to bash the nasty kulaks – Blinky Balls will be delighted.
Who the fuck is that meant to be.
I do recognise Bagpuss sitting on his head though.
Dire, isn’t it? Whatever Guido is charging R&M to publish this utter crap, it it isn’t enough.
I see your spitfire companion of your youth, is to be dropped by Daybreak, I expect we will be seeing more of her loathsome husband!
This correlates with the previous article Guido. Alexander and Osborne betting with our money in the IMF. No risk, said Cameron. Is he slow on the uptake or does is he only capable of regurgitating what an Oxbridge half-wit tells him?? IMF loans in conjunction with interest rate manipulations and currency devalues work, bit difficult to do with Euro countries???????????????
It’s probably Beaker from the Libcons
I would love to know just what sort of dirt Rich and Mark have got on Guido to keep getting paid (presumably) for these dire Monday morning efforts. It must be something major. Pics of him hanging out of the back of a sheep, maybe, or some little irregularity from his trading days? We may never know.
Is it Kate Bush?
Let’s face it we’d be much better off if she was in charge!
One Bush that most would approve of.
BTW, I may have misread your post last night but you were born after partition, weren’t you? If not, then I am younger than you…(does not happen often nowadays!)
Parturition.
Katie Boyle: “Luxembourg, no points. Luxembourg, nil points.”
Yep I was born a few years after partition.
Promise me you just want to look at it….?
Hazel Blears hasn’t aged well, has she ?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2604065/Hazel-Blears-bikini-image-is-top-Google-result.html
Size ain’t everything, you bad boy. Now stand on the naughty step.
You’re just trying to belittle me.
Wood eye?
You’re no match for me.
Bright spark.
Hestia la vesta.
Oh, and don’t trip over the toadstools.
They like magic mushrooms on this sight, it helps them to relax after shouting at Dave & Co on the TV and radio
Looks like she’s doing a shit on a Scalectrix track.
Too much information, go and sit at the back of the room !!
Lest we forget !
blah blah blah blah not my fault, blah blah blah
Only thing she did not do was blame Lady Thatcher.
Blears has at least nine lives…
was the cheque she sent ever cashed?
The Money was just *resting* in her account,!… it was on holiday
You think it’s bad now? The future’s Beaker.
No it isn’t you muppet…
Who said the Lie Dems never blow mnoney away?
We’ll be quids in if he wins
Penuary if he loses
Why not put £2 Trillion on red, that should just about balance the books if it comes in, put the £40 Billion on green as a saver.
Because we paid for all your debts while you were growing up, twat
Amend that to,”while you are growing up, twat”.
Senile old tosser. Don’t fucking tell me that I should be grateful for your borrowing in my name. You paid yourselves far too much, topped it off with a final salary pension, then billed me for it.
Grateful, you want stringing up with the rest of the self serving-bastards.
That’s life Old Bean.
I don’t know which school you went to but they should certainly be giving whoever paid for your education a refund.
What about odds and evens? Put it all on Numero “Sank”.
Cameron the liar knows perfectly well that the IMF under Lagarde will use our money to bail out the Euro. Cameron (Bliar Mk2).
The only answer is to get out of Europe now.
Papandreou: Well fuck off then and don’t take a refund on the way out.
The hatred may people feel for Cameron, will be transferred to the conservative party.
Judging from the posts on here, who can blame ‘em? None of the “parties” are any good – left wing liebour vs. right wing conservitudes… – both vs. lib dems. Don’t they just piss you off.
Its the Eternal Triangle of Shit.
Who the hell is it?
Mick Hucknall and George Michael.
It’s Wick fwom Casawanka
Gordon Strachan and Ian Rush.
The IMF has been using UK money for economic bailouts for decades, with nary a complaint from anyone.
Suddenly they do it for Europe, and it’s a major problem.
EU derangement syndrome has rarely had such visual evidence of its existence.
I’m coming to sort you out.
Wasn’t the IMF set up after the second world war to try to help rebuild all the major particpants after they had been bombing themselves silly during the war, mostly Europe
FibDems: as careless with our money as they are with our private correspondence….http://bit.ly/w21Z4W
Thanks Vince for taking the heat off me. Boaz.
No problem Handy – You should be OK for this week and maybe next when Chris’s problems return – but keep your head down in early December when the Katya case comes to a conclusion. It might be best for you to do whatever you can to make peace with your colleagues in Portsmouth.
Won’t be long before all of Europe has a government of ‘national’ unity. We will all be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Time for your pills.
The poison french dwarf and the german hausfrau might be hoping that . In our case they’re going to be sadly disappointed.
All you have to do is enter the Cube.
First stage almost complete, Sky just reported that Italiian President suggests Technocrat be appointed as prime minister to ‘manage’ the situation.
Europe will in future appoint ‘Technocrats’ to ‘Manage’ countries, roll out the fourth reich!
The Euro is as good as dead. The run on Italian debt over the next week followed by the market closely examining Spanish and Frence debt should finish it off. All depends on how much longer the deluded, witless apparatchiks in the EUSSR bunker are prepared to make currency speculators and bond dealers very rich indeed.
I only heard it this morning (thanks Today programme) Germany never paid Greece any WW2 reparations. Why not Merkozi?
I heard that when they left Greece in ruins after the war they looted the country first and took £billions back to Germany.
And the other thing is how has Germany got so rich in the EU – they have exported their high priced goods to the greeks and italians etc and made a mint.
They more than paid through all their visits to Greek beaches.
I thought everyone knew that, and it’s not so much reparations for the 300,000 Greeks who were killed, as paying the money back that the Nazis took back to Germany to fund the West German economic miracle.
I did hear once about a Marshall Plan thingy – just missed out on the war reparations details -sorree.
Good Morning and welcome to “Black Monday” from the conservative led coalition.
“Think Italy is going to have a torrid time in the markets this week…” ….and the UK is completely fucked with Gideon Osborne as Chancellor
Who the fuck are you and why should I care?
Typical Tory.
He’s Spartacus.
No, I’m Spartacus.
Unforntuneately Billy because of all the interconnectedness of European major economies if Italy defaults it could bring the lot down. I don’t know what is the cause of the Italian deficit apart from Belusconi (bunga -bunga man) a lot of minor causes will be thrown out to hide the real main cause as usual.
Ed Miliband cannot even get his brand recognised by friendly editorial staff.
“It is always refreshing when party leaders seem to really listen to voices coming from outside their own camp. That is why David Miliband should be commended for the warm words he has given in today’s interview with this newspaper concerning the protest outside St Paul’s.
“The interesting thing about St Paul’s,” the Labour leader says, “is that it reflects the feelings of millions of people that the economy and the country are not working for them.”
This is correct, as well as a reminder that the subject of the protest never was the cathedral itself – though regrettably this became the main story – but the growing chasm in income between a privileged handful and what Mr Miliband terms the “squeezed middle”.
The Labour leader is right to say that inequality in society “is centre stage” in a way that it has not been for decades.”
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/leading-articles/leading-article-miliband-hits-right-note-on-inequality-6258221.html
Must be a rogue printer.
Is it Dave or is it Ed?
Get on Guido !!
The home office is always vulnerable to scandals like this – just look at how many home secretaries there were in the last Labour government. The critical thing for May’s survival is whether she was involved in the decision – as suggested in the Telegraph report.
Ladbrokes have May at 16/1 for next cabinet exit. Overnight PaddyPower were offering 25/1 though for very small stakes. (They allowed me just 21 pence). It might be worth a punt
Hmmm pity it’s not cameron – we need a PM with backbone !
Unfortunately, Nell, there is a dearth of backbones in Cameron’s Conservative Party. Any with backbones are combed out by CCHQ selection procedures.
Or, have already left to get a proper job in the real world
+1!!!
Gosh, Cast Iron Dave’s luck has really run out if Nell’s has turned against him.
There are bound to be more scandals – a few bungs here and there. Pretty soon we will all be frothing at the mouth…
Why Cannes? The IMF is in Washington.
Where is the Miliband Bandwagon Tour stopping off today?
He’s joining forces with the occupy lsx apparently. Perhaps they’ll offer him a tent.
He’s going to take a shit inside St Pauls with the rest of the dirty scruffy parasites !
http://tinyurl.com/7colkvd
These wankers have conned us yet again
when they voted last time it was for an open cheque book !
to provide the IMF with as much of our cash as they wanted
without having to go for a revote
Do Nowt Dave is a bigger conman than Brown !
Tory fuckwits will be surprised.
Fuckwits are all the Tories have left.
+1
Quote of the Day?
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed
(and hence clamorous to be led to safety)
by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
H. L. Mencken.
I hope you’re not suggesting that dannyalexander or the poison french dwarf are imaginary hobgoblins because they look remarkably real to me.
It’s not the person, it’s the ideas they peddle which are the hobgoblins; CAGW, A european super-state as the only salvation, borrowing more to solve the debt crisis as the only way to keep our living standards, only Socialism can save the World, ad inf.
Nell, I think we’re expected to believe that these self-serving pipsqueaks are our saviours.
“Follow the yellow brick road”
A.Munchkin
FTSE 100 5453.31 – -73.85
The conservative led coalition is taking the piss completely now !!
Yep. MrNell’s just said something similar though not in quite that language.
I think voters , especially tory one’s are utterly completely disillusioned with this incompetent crew. They are more socially competent than gordon who was an utter disaster on every front but this lot have no more sense about money than he did.
Gosh again. The penny really has dropped !
Someone is making money out of this rollercoaster, not just the bankers !
It’s Russ Abbott.
I claim my prize.
Lord Gould , Blair advisor dead !
BBC quoting Dave: “I’m not asking British taxpayers to contribute to the IMF because European taxpayers aren’t doing enough. Britain will not invest in a eurozone bailout fund. Britain will not invest in the IMF so the IMF can invest in a eurozone bailout fund. That is not going to happen.”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15589910
Yeah right…and if you believe that load of bullshit you’ll be thinking next that “Dave” won’t allow the transaction tax either…….
Two Irishmen find a mirror in the road.
1st 1 picks it up & says – blow me I know this face but I cant put a name to it.
2nd 1 picks it up & says – you daft bastard its me!
hahahahahahahahaha
An Irishman goes to the doctor. “I’m hurting all over, Doc, terrible sharp stabbing pains” “Where exactly? Show me.” “Here (points), here, here, here, here…’ “Ah, I think I see the problem – you have a broken finger.”
OK I give up. Who is it?
Shucks! I overlooked the vegetable of doom!
BBC quoting Dave: “I’m not asking British taxpayers to contribute to the IMF because Euro***n taxpayers aren’t doing enough. Britain will not invest in a eurozone bailout fund. Britain will not invest in the IMF so the IMF can invest in a eurozone bailout fund. That is not going to happen.”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15589910
Simple question, if the IMF money is not to bailout the Eurozone then which non-Eurozone country is it to bailout?
Don’t worry. It’s not an investment. Most of it’s just a guarantee to make the investment if it’s ever needed.
It’s probably a cast iron guarantee, though.
Snicker.
The Government has spent £750,000 of OUR money on tickets for the Olympics
Well at least all their families will get to see the events for nothing
While the true sports fans got no tickets for the good events , only tickets for tiddlywinks ,keepy uppy and paper folding
This really is becoming a time for Piano wire and Lamp posts
i really hate these fucking scum parasite politicians
a slow painful death to each and every one of them !
I have to agree with you MFH, they never learn.
Sending my membership fees for the Party to Help for Heroes this year, I feel the money will be put to better use.
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