Any Excuse to Run This Picture of Ed Balls
Balls has a favourite hand gesture to indicate growth flat-lining. When he pulled it out today Dave quipped:
“You can go on making your questionable salute…”
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
So true, headline said it all.
Cameron was on good form today
So was Alastair Darling, who was very statesman like compared to the pathetic partisan nasal rhetoric from Milliband.
Ed Balls is a cock
Perhaps he’s practising the salute in readiness for leading Merkel’s Wehrmacht into Greece – after all, there will be little resistance now the Generals have been neutralised.
Who do you think you are kidding Mrs Merkel?…
yop
a cock without balls more like it – all show, no canon fire
Someone mention Cock?
Cameron has lost the x factor, he sounds more and more like John Major. Even Tory MPs aren’t giving the support they used to give Cameron during PMQs.
Might be time for Cameron to get a job as EU commissioner.
very short term solution – what’s he going to do after the eu has collapsed?
Cameron is not perfect by any means but he is head and shoulders
above any of the idiotic amateurs on the opposition front bench
Cameron is a turd.
Bollocks, Cameron and his government are doing everything necessary to get our economy back on its feet, who would you prefer, Red Ed who helped get us into this mess? Or Clegg who would have had us join the Euro back in 2010!
Cameron, I support you all the way!
Looks more like Balls snorting a line off the back of his hand.
Their was an MP called Balls
Who swam off the Niagra falls
He cracked open his head
And was declared clinically dead
“You next Gordon” came the clamerous calls
Labour frontbencher Ed Balls,
Performs for the PMQ stalls,
He thinks he’s astute,
With a Nazi salute,
But on his fat face always falls.
Balls by name and balls by nature
Who is the Miltary Commander (NTC?) in Tripoli?
Schoolboy humour from a supposedly eduacated chimpanzee
WACIST!
A chimpanzee apparently has very large testicles, dense bone
structure, can’t swim and is prone to rages. All characteristics
of the Shadow Chancellor.
or brixtonites
Well thinks Teddy, “If it is good enough for royalty it is good enough for me”
that is very unfair to chimpanzees.
balls is a complete schoolboy t*****r. it was pathetic. in the pensions debate afterwards he was just as bad. he needs to grow up.
who does Balls think he is…Van Persie?
Try painting a small moustache on his face and the resemblance is worrying.
Actually he’s a dead ringer for Martin Bormann.
Pantomime
Oh No it isn’t
Oh yes it is.
He’s behind you.
Is it me or is he wearing make-up (lipstck and eye liner) in the Nazi photo?
I don’t know Billy, but looking at the picture of him today, he’s certainly got a H.i.t.l.e.r. haircut. Looks like it’s been cut with a knife and fork. What a complete waste of skin he is.
Balls deffo a nasty piece of work.
He deffo looks happier as an out of the closet Nazi, IMHO.
He’ll be flatlining soon if he continues eating all the pies.
He can keep his bug-eyes off my pies.
Balls and his wife must share a barber.
Yes, amazing what they can teach at the school for the blind.
I cut his hair. And he assists with my medical research.
I think you’re right , mascara. He also looks more Goeringish, what is his persuasion?
Wait, is that Balls dressed as a Nazi?
Ja!
Ja Mein Führer!
Well it’s not me.
I was already dead when this phtograph was taken.
yop yop yop
This is just childish title tattle. Stick to the fact that Ed Balls is fucking rubbish at economics , end off.
Balls is qiute happy to use smear as a political weapon. Look at some of his friends of various times – Damian McBride, Tom Watson, Dolly the Sheep, Gordoom. This is only returning a small fraction of what he has maliciously dealt out.
Do you mind.
I choose my friends very carefully.
Ewe are far too choosy.
I knew Balls would fleece me.
His financial affairs are very woolly.
It’s shear madness to think he could ever be Chancellor.
45 Bah -aahh!
It is sheer madness that he can’t be Reichskanzler.
The puns are flocking in. Any from Uttoxeter, by ay chance?
We’ll keep a welcome in the hillsides
The state of Europe, the re-unification of Germany and Balls in that uniform send very worrying signals. Cameron is no Churchill.
I fear that you are completely correct…….
“When I warned [the French] that Britain would fight on alone, whatever they did, their Generals told their Prime Minister and his divided cabinet: ‘In three weeks, England will have her neck wrung like a chicken.
“Some chicken….Some neck!
Has Cameron been spending time here? I made that comment on a post about two weeks go.
If he is not giving the NAZI salute he is nodding like a donkey in the back of a 70ties car.
What is the matter with the man?
Just look at his boy Wife
Guilt.
Daddy!
Papa, you were a quitter. I will finish the job.
What he’s actually doing in the photo top right is describing sticking the bicycle pump in the spokes, which is what he would do were he Chancellor of the Exchequer.
This is a disgrace! This is an attack on his freedom! I shall be making a film about it.
Maybe Leni Riefenstahl could direct it.
Get Dr Goebbels as the producer.
Balls continuously uses the ‘flatline’ gesture. It has been going on for some months now and the behaviour is self explanatory. If you embarras a child by catching them doing somrthing wrong like picking their nose, you will often find them doing it again deliberately in an effort to hide their embarassment and inadequacy.
Balls has be both publicly and sub conciously found wanting in his economic opinions and consequently is making gestures like the nose-picking child.
In my opinion he is close to a nervous breakdown. His close friends have seemingly deserted him and this marginalisation is also exacebating his condition.
The man needs medical help and quickly.
He needs a holiday. About thirty years in Cuba should do the trick.
He needs a smack in the fat chops with the Mace
The useless fucking Tories deficit reduction plan is fucked without growth. Yet all they’ve done the past 18 months is tinker around the edges of public spending, increase regulation and red tape and increase taxes. If i want fucking socialism I’ll vote for the real thing not this insipid, all things to everyone, progressive, red tory, white feathered bullshit!
I seriously hope you arent in support of the economically, Cretanic moron depicted at the top of the page?! In case you haven’t noticed the two Useless chimps sat in the center of Labours front bench gave us this crippling debt crisis in the first place! They sat in the chancellory for the past 13 years twiddling their thumbs it would be highly hipocritical of Labour to talk down the Conservative economic plans…
Anyone fancy contributing to a whipround for a bottle of scotch and a loaded pistol?
Make a lovely Xmas present
Waste of a decent tipple.
All he’s worth is a bottle of meths. He can save us the cost of the bullet by jumping into the Thames from Westminster Bridge.
I don’t want the whisky. Just get me the pistol.
What calibre would you suggest?
That’s the problem, a complete lack of calibre on the Labour front bench.
Don’t bother about a pistol, a small, say 10 megaton hydrogen bomb would be better, meeting my nice soft leather covered hempen rope, short drop, make it slow and lingering.
Do it publically as half time entertainment at Norwich City and Delia can toast marshmellows in the flames under his feet as he slowly departs this world to meet Stalin in the hottest pits of hell
Swivel eyed bearded parasite Rowan Williams writes in today’s FT “Time for us to challenge the idols of high finance”
I now know that Rowan Williams in no Christian.
If Williams was a Christian, he would have faith that the bankers will get what is coming to them without intervention from the British Governmen
“No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money.” -Matthew 6:24
Keep out of money matters Williams
Or at least practice what you preach and pay some tax.
Will Rowan Williams be resigning his position in light of the Church’s massive property holdings, shares and investment portfolios?
Why doesn’t Williams sell some church assets and give that to the poor? Certainly doesn’t practice what he preaches. Typical Blair placeman.
Didn’t see post 68 before adding my two penn’orth.
The Ballard of Ed Balls
That’s a corker of a photo Guido. There’s the hint of a shadow under his conk that looks just like Hitler’s moustache.
Eds plans are more kamikhazi than Nazi
dOWN THE SHITTER
“We began as restless and radical. Remember the spirit of 1997, but by the end of our time in office we had lost our way. “
So that rather defeats your argument that Labour did not leave a pile of sh1t that has to be cleaned up Ed.
You’d certainly lost our money..
National SOCIALIST German Workers Party.
How is the Daily Mail able to do a full article on N1gger the Dambusters’ dog and not mention his name once?
Why do we have to censor our history? It was fact. He was called N1gger because he was a bl@ck dog. End of.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2056353/Dambusters-dog-ghost-Picture-shows-long-dead-labrador-WWII-memorial.html
They are Huntservatives
This (below) is a direct ‘copy and paste’ from the linked article. The dog’s name is there, yes only once, but there it is.
“Gibson’s Labrador, Nigger, was the mascot for the squadron that launched an audacious night-time raid on three heavily defended dams deep in Germany’s industrial heartland using bouncing bombs”.
The Mail also mentions that the dog’s name will be changed to Digger for a movie, for obvious, if rather distasteful reasons. I also hate this meddling with history.
Is the new mutt called Digger because it buries its bones?
Err, why is calling a dog a rude word considered wrong? If I called a coloured person that word it would be wrong and offensive, if I call an animal that word why does anyone get upset?
What if I called my hamster ‘Quear’, or my whippet ‘Pakky’ would that be wrong?
There is a pub in Wiltshire that has a pet goose which they called Hitler.
If you read the article it clearly mentions the name, more than once. Moron.
WACIST!
Brilliant movie, if rather wooden acting. Can’t wait to see the remake.
Don’t think the acting is wooden, it’s just that people actually behaved differently then. What it shows is how much the British love their pets, particularly dogs.
Trouble at mill!
Some in the real world don’t give a crap what the Mirror thinks.
Scrub the word ‘some’ and replace it with the word ‘all’.
Which Mirror reporters were involved in phone-hacking?
When are the countless Commons committees going to start investigating other newspapers who used this practice apart from the NoTW?
ed m’s limelight?! you’d think they’d be grateful someone is taking the attention away from the cringemaking fool!
Not difficult to steal the limelight from Deadwood Moribund.
Eurozone fucked, Greek government considers referendum, bailout of Greece questionable, the huge elephant sitting on a pile of CDS in Athens – move along nothing to see – turns into Rage against Wall Street mode.
Deadwood hasn’t grown up, the Gwant Wankshaft of UK politics.
Pretty pathetic stuff Guido
Errrrr any chance of Cock head and co picture from their Eton days…narrr didn’t think so
10 down… Stuff Guido doesn’t like to mention
1. Unions about to win
2. U turn on smoking ban
3. Cockheads media strategy
( all male ministers must have be seen with female Tory MP in tow…LOL )
4. Louise Mongy Mensch new found Anti Murdoch voice
5. Robin Hood Tax…very popular…oh dear
6. Irelands new Labour President
7. Cock heads Euro mate Sarkozy is doomed
8. Guido towing Tory HQ request ( Don’t mention Obama )
Must be at least 18 months since an anti Obama thread…funny that
9. Guido towing Tory HQ request ( Don’t mention Herman Cain )
10. Where’s Waris. The hunt continues.
No 11 Labour not in Government
No 12 Brown not PM
the rest is inconsequential
Or, to summarise, “Wibble”.
Unions about to win?
How d’ya work that one out.?
Public service unions’ll be going on strike on 30th november to defend those indefensible gold plated pensions they want us taxpayers to pay for – nobody will notice they’re not working and red ed’s labour party will be blamed for any disruption they do cause.
Unions never win by striking. All they do is harm their own members and damage the labour party.
I wouldn’t even bother replying to this moron.
The Unions are hugely popular in the manufacturing sector!! They consolidated their power base in the public service sector during Tony’s rule and stood idly by as the people who make things lost out to cheap labour from the far east. Where were the unions when thousands of low skilled jobs went to Poles, Portuguese and others from the cheap end of the EU? Cockle pickers and farm workers all from overseas and all non-union. Where were you?
All together now! “The working class can kiss my arse, I’ve got the Steward’s job at last.”
I did that. Union Convener, Councullor, County Councillor, stood for MEP and then MP. 40 years of troughing and shagging on taxpayer’s funds.
Oh dearie me, whatever you say Moussa. Now go and bore someone else with your leftist fantasies.
Good video/great track – can you imagine being married to him/her?
I take it we are no longer getting the usual Wednesday thread from Paddy Boy.
ie….”"PMQ’s wasnt our man Dave just brilliant”"…I take it the penny has finally dropped… the bloke is a disaster, I know it and so do you.
no cameron’s not a disaster – gordon was a disaster!
cameron is a disappointment – but we have to thank the Lord that gordon didn’t win the last election and we have the tepid coalition.
Moussa Koussa = Rabid Communist Scum
You reckon Miliband is the man to lead the country to sunlit uplands, prosperity for all, motherhood and apple pie, do you Moussa?
Tosser Koussa knows nothing.
*sigh* …..You still here, Moussa? At least you’re good for a laugh with your partisan witterings.
And what transferable skills do you have that would be of use to the country Mr. Koussa?
he looks to me as if he’s saying with that gesture – I’m drowning up to here – can someone help me out.!!
Well Uncle Adolf was a national SOCIALIST after all so perhaps Balls is just displaying his socialist credentials
Labour= The Nazi party
Thought that was the B&P and the baby eaters, oh well I guess we’re all nazi’s now.
Got a spare broadsword Nigel?
Are they similar to the leatherclad, homo-erotic beat combo known as Judas Priest?
Oh for heaven’s sake it’s really very simple. Ed joined the conservative association at Oxford in order to listen to the speakers. This was the era of the FCS and so he naturally assumed that was the dress code.
Er- he was also a member of the Labour Party at Oxford.
So, Jimmy, Ed Balls joined a society whose views he disagreed with in order to hear speeches which he also disagreed with. Somehow that doesn’t make sense, but then anything Balls says makes little sense.
I had a feeling that the concept of listening to opposing views would sow some confusion here. It’s really not that uncommon you know.
Talking of NAZI’s
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Dawn_(Greece)
Whereas Cameron’s preferred stance is on his knees in front of Sarkozy and Merkel.
It’s strange how Bercow never tells Balls to STFU. Bercow is a hypocrite.
any one got that picture of a V2 being pulled by Oxen?( in anticipation.. Clom’p)
People from Uzbekistan are Uzbeks. Kyrghizstan are Kyrghiz,Turkmenistan are Turkmen and Kazahstan are Kazakh. Logically, Pakistan people become Paki or is there some other name we should use?
It stands for Pashtun, Afghan, Kashmiri, Indian.
E d is saying, were up to our necks in debt, and cameron says I’d put it a bit higher than that!
Yes, you only have to pencil in a small moustache and there is definitely ‘something of the Reich’ about him.
Ed Kikinda-Balls wants the economy to fail, so he is busy talking and gesturing it down.
Now, this means that Ed wants millions of people to be thrown on the dole. As this would prove something or other.
You see, it doesn’t matter to Ed because he and his wife are both very wealthy people on very good salaries.
Actually i find Ed Balls rather endearing. HONESTLY. He speaks so much sh*t and hardly anybody takes him seriously- he reminds me of Alexai Sayle’s appalling stand up comic from his old TV show. The similarity is amazing.
Cameron lost his cool over a chubby chap waving his hand around.
Dave’s far too easily harassed. He should simply ask himself why Balls behaves as does.
Likely, because Dave responds as he does and can be relied on to do so.
Balls is winning here sadly.
Was Balls a bully at school too? Come on, there must be someone out there who knew him in his Schooldays who can dish the dirt.