November 1st, 2011

Two Snapshots of St. Paul’s

Guido took a stroll round the distinctly underwhelming camp at St Paul’s last night. One or two things did make him giggle though:

His face lit up by a thousand corporations…

It all go a little too tiring and emotional for one merry camper…

UPDATE: Behind the paywall The Times have some disgruntled voices:

“Zakandrew Roberts, 18, joined Occupy London on its first day, but left on Saturday after a series of incidents, including someone urinating in his tent and a friend being threatened with a penknife. He claimed that the camp had deteriorated from a group of serious campaigners intent on highlighting issues about economic equality, to “drunks and drug-takers . . . here for a laugh”. Mr Roberts, an unemployed charity worker, said: “Half the people there don’t know why they are there or what they are protesting about. I want political change, not to get high and drunk all the time.”

Watch out for that progressive punch, it’s lethal…


209 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    They have no message, plus they like thier showers and own beds.

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ps Guido

    How did you manage without getting attacked by the anti-capitalists?

  3. 3
    littleguy says:

    Confiscate their coca-cola / laptops, deny them immunisations and medical treatment and deport them to North Korea to enjoy some socialism. Complete ‘Tards.

  4. 4
    Umm says:

    I don’t get it – so you’re not allowed to protest if you have money?

    Did I miss a memo?

  5. 5
    TK Views says:

    Just been passed Finsbury Sq – ‘protesters’ currently engaged in a radical game of keepy uppy.

  6. 6
    Carole's Handjobs Inc. says:

    You can’t blame Blair for giving Caplin the hot beef injection. Imagine waking up next to this every morning: http://www.annaraccoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cherie-blair.jpg

  7. 7
    Umm says:

    The only have no message if you put your fingers in your ears and shout “LA LA LA I’M NOT LISTENING”

    The problem, Billy, is that they have too many messages. So many that it seems doubtful half of them know why the other half are there.

  8. 8
    nell says:

    Well livingstone said the people camping out are homeless, out of work and angry at the system that’s made them the have-nots looking in at workers with wages and homes.

    Of course our ken completely ignores the newspaper research that shows a number of the protestors are middle and upper class and have at least one comfortable home to keep going back to each night.

    But then ken never was very good at reality.

  9. 9
  10. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    They were both getting a Pret a manger

  11. 11
    Bah. Humbug! says:

    Guido. On the side of the ordinary person. Unless they
    criticise his mates in the city.

  12. 12
    Bob says:

    What is striking is that the attack shows someone using a Mac computer. Its not even clear if the person is a protester, or just someone who came down to look at what is happening or maybe just looking for girls. The only critic is an image of a person on a Mac near the event. Or maybe they are journalists or doing a study. I go down there to track a twitter analysis tool in real time, does that somehow reflect on the movement itself?

    What Guido and no one can say, no one is saying, and no one will say is that they trust the banks, that the banking reforms of the past 20 years are working, and that the system as is is going to come out of this stronger than every. Because no one believes that anymore. There simply is no longer a rationally expressible defense of the radical free market changes of the past 20 years.

  13. 13

    So he does have something in common with them then…

  14. 14
    Polly Toynbee says:

    I’ll be back in January but I want all the protesters to know I stand in full solidarity with them. Keep fighting! I’ll think of you from my balcony in Tuscany.

  15. 15
    Dyanne Fatbutt says:

    That Herman Cain is a big hunk of love. I’d love to lick ryce and pee off his johnson.

  16. 16
    pbs says:

    Here is a message they should be asking:

    http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/20526

    Sign it and make them squirm.

  17. 17

    You cannot see his left hand, I grant you, so he could be having a J Arthur.

    So you have something in common with him. You certainly have not been paying attention to what has taken place on these pages for some years.

  18. 18
  19. 19
    A Nonny Mouse says:

    What’s it like, having nothing left but ad hominems as a reply?

  20. 20
    Countdown says:

    I’ll have a P please Bob

  21. 21
    Sir Robert Crow says:

    Up da workaz!

    Oi, garçon! Ou est my fucking bolinjer?!

  22. 22
    AC1 says:

    Pardon me but this was state driven. In the U.S. they’ve even found the documents.

    http://news.investors.com/Article/589858/201110311638/Housing-Crisis-Obama-Clinton-Subprime.htm

  23. 23
  24. 24
    C****e Cap*** says:

    Tony’s spunk tastes very salty.

  25. 25
    C****e Cap*** says:

    I sucked T**y off while C****e took him up the jacksie with a strap-on. Happy memories.

  26. 26
    Solly says:

    Don’t forget to take a noose and jump from your aforementioned balcony with it around your neck.

  27. 27
    Solly says:

    Photos. Or it never happened.

  28. 28
    #OccupyMarcusBrigstocke says:

    These wankers are the salt of the earth. When I’m down to my last 10 million I’ll be joining them.

  29. 29
    Sir William Waad says:

    It’ll be a real feather in their caps if we do decide on an alternative to capitalism.

  30. 30
  31. 31
    Trinny says:

    The right to be a hypocrite is universal.

  32. 32
    AC1 says:

    A coherent message that doesn’t have any obvious contradictions…

    “Fight greed by taxing the shit out of everyone else and giving us their money” is not selling well.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    you can protest by giving it away since its so evil…..thought not

  34. 34
    Sir William Waad says:

    Corinthian columns.

  35. 35
    annomymous says:

    Dear Mam, some one’s drank the Paint strippers, and past OUT , LUV you ED.

  36. 36
    WVM says:

    Looks like the recovery is now weaker than the Depression of the 1930s, figures compiled by Deutsche Bank economist George Buckley.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    What degree courses is the “Tented University” offering ?

  38. 38
  39. 39
    chirpy little cock says:

    Having a J Arthur Bowers? Don’t know that one, cock.

    That Apple logo has clearly been Gimped.

  40. 40
    Billy Bowden in the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    A couple of ifficent sucurity guards would sort them out quickly

  41. 41
    cheche says:

    Its just a cover story the BBC and SKY are talking about this to cover up the news about their beloved EU

  42. 42
    Solomon Grundy says:

    I agree with MP Mark Fields comments in the newspapers today. St Paul’s has become a national joke. I wonder if these protesters would get the same warm reception if they camped outside Notre Dame…or the Blue Mosque? Where has all the leadership gone from the Church of England?

  43. 43
    Billy Bowden in the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Pps Guido

    I think this site is great and so are you

  44. 44

    Sorry, I cannot see the capitols. It is an age since I have seen them in real life and my Pevsners are all down the other end, unfortunately still in boxes, due to prolonged construction works.

  45. 45
    E says:

    I don’t actually dislike anyone but Polly really gets on my tits.

  46. 46
  47. 47
    The Other Bloke says:

    Why are so many of the protesters Irish, Australian, American, Canadian, French, Italian, Moroccan, and from various other swarthy climes?
    Why so few Christians?

  48. 48
    Real Estate Cult says:

    No-one ever seems to show her other face.

  49. 49
    Fuck Nose says:

    BAs in mime? Pavement art, maybe?

  50. 50

    Well come on then. (Efficiently).

  51. 51
    Ed Miliband says:

    Freedom and opportunity are precious gifts and the purpose of our politics is to expand them, for all our people.

  52. 52
    AC1 says:

    Gud jobb sukrity gardz donava spelin tezt

  53. 53
    Real Estate Cult says:

    So you don’t actually dislike Prescott, Kinnock, Campbell, Blair, Brown, Mandelson, etc etc etc?

  54. 54
    roy says:

    just found this on the bbc…

    “Gang members trading in guns could face life in jail, says Home Secretary Theresa May.

    The idea follows concerns that the same guns are being traded between gangs and used in a series of different attacks.

    Renewed attempts will also be made to intervene in the lives of young people at risk of becoming gang members.

    Labour says spending cuts could undermine the government’s strategy.

    Ms May will outline details of the cross-government approach to MPs later.”

    I mean, the bit saying ‘Labour says spending cuts…blah blah blah’ just doesn’t even fit there. It makes no sense. The BBC couldn’t let it go without having a go at the (non-existent) spending cuts. They could at least have been honest and inserted ‘the BBC’ instead of ‘Labour’.

  55. 55
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Great!

    Today is bash Billy day.

  56. 56

    There is the Bishop of London. Oh and a druid…

  57. 57
    AC1 says:

    The tradition alternative seems to be Marxism then famine and rapid death (apart from the more equal politically connected).

    Interesting idea about the occupy rabble.

    http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/10/the-rage-of-the-almost-elite/247638/

  58. 58
    Pret a Prezza says:

    Nobody can expand like me

  59. 59
    E says:

    Oh, yeah. Forgot about them. Actually, I think Clarkson’s a total c’unt as well.

  60. 60
    6EQUJ5 says:

    Thanks nell for the heads up on the mod word, I was concentrating on the chicharo/chicharito spellings.

  61. 61
    AC1 says:

    http://www.zerohedge.com/

    For news not narrative.

  62. 62
    gman says:

    Where are the pictures of the pools of steaming piss? I emptied at least six pints on the West door.

  63. 63
    annette curton says:

    I have a dweem, “No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like the waters and wrighteousness like a mighty stweam.”

  64. 64
    Titford Hat says:

    Is that Billy the Bishop?

  65. 65
    AC1 says:

    That’s why Ed takes > 50% of salaries to give to those who don’t work.

  66. 66
    Wake me up when there's something happening says:

    Old news. Just confirmation.

  67. 67
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    time for you to clean your brown nose

  68. 68
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Is it bugger Billy tomorrow then, dear?

  69. 69
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    that laptop was taken um purchased on a shopping spree in August. very reasonable.

  70. 70

    Contact the Greek Government.
    You can have the whole of Corinth for £50,000

  71. 71
    Sir William Waad says:

    Why is he disguised as the Phantom of the Opera?

  72. 72
    AC1 says:

    Is there a betting market that the Greek will be allowed a referendum? I’d bet against.

  73. 73
    Pret a Prezza says:

    Great, take that Billy

  74. 74
    Real Estate Cult says:

    Why not, you pee off everyone else.

  75. 75

    Thank you Sir William for correcting me on this. I have felt obliged to look this up as penance and found this magnificent photo on Wikipedia:

    We now have three snapshots of St Paul’s, this last one being free of the current detritus.

    I am so glad I have Sindh.

    http://tinyurl.com/6kgpznj

  76. 76
    annette curton says:

    Because its not a very good disguise?.

  77. 77
    Some Geezer Wot Looked Into It says:

    Herman Cain, former president of the industry association for the restaurant industry in the US, hence lobbyist; former board member of a regional Federal Reserve bank; and “Man of the People.” Look, such a man as he is is likely to have sexual harassment allegations thrown at him for the shakedown value alone; I doubt anybody takes those charges seriously.

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    A libertarian is upset at protest.

  79. 79

    Any I-product consumes no power.
    They use energy from ethereal sources. Like Guardian reader’s smugness.
    or a Democratic sense of mankind’s innate goodness.

    The internet is powered by natural earth crystals and the inside of an ipad2 is nothing but rainbow unicorns and moonbeams.

  80. 80
  81. 81
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Clarkson is a fictional TV personality, like Keith Lemon.

  82. 82
    Billy Bowden in the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    i have never made a mistake with the regitrations of the tucks coming past my booth – it is mean to mock me when i do a good job

  83. 83

    Thаnk yоυ Sіr Wіllіаm fоr cоrrеctіng mе оn thіs. І hаvе fеlt оblіgеd tо lооk thіs υp аs pеnаncе аnd fоυnd thіs mаgnіfіcеnt phоtо оn Wіkіpеdіа:

    Wе nоw hаvе thrее snаpshоts оf St Pаυl’s, thіs lаst оnе bеіng frее оf thе cυrrеnt dеtrіtυs.

    І аm sо glаd І hаvе Sіndh.

    http://tinyurl.com/6kgpznj

  84. 84
    Nick Clegg International Funny Man and Cunt says:

    I got so sick of the trick or treaters that I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn’t in.

    Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules.

  85. 85
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Its ok, I am sure its all my fault anyway.

  86. 86

    @ Bill Quango MP

    Thanks, but I am mindful of the need to spend my hard earned cash with caution. It will be even cheaper in a year’s time.

  87. 87
    Billy's Dirty Arse says:

    Billy – you don’t have a job.

  88. 88
    Doley Doley says:

    What, is he not allowed to have a laptop now?

  89. 89
    The Doorman says:

    You sir are Peter Mandelson and I claim my Trimdon tea towel!

  90. 90
    Engineer says:

    Don’t expect delivery in a hurry though. They’ve still got scaffolding round the Acropolis, and they started that job 2,500 years ago.

  91. 91
    Use a Pun, Go to Gaol says:

    Oh, so you’re bashing the bishop too?

  92. 92
    Billy Bowden in the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    why do you says that – Guido does a good job and it is nice to tell him so

  93. 93
    Engineer says:

    They’ll be allowed as many referendums as they need to get the right answer.

  94. 94

    @Engineer

    Now we are talking about Doric columns at the Parthenon. I was there last time just four years ago. £50k is a bit steep though. Half the decorations are missing…

  95. 95
    Ban the Taxpayer-Funded Propagandists says:

    They aren’t even pretending any more. The BBC should be shut down.

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    People are much kinder to your since you lost your rag when you had new arseholes torn 3 times in a week – do you remember that week – when you demanded that everybody should sign in to comment.

  97. 97
    The Meissen Bison says:

    When will the Bishop of London appoint a water-canon?

  98. 98
    Mark Zuckerberg says:

    He showed up for the wrong demonstration. He’s supposed to be shutting me down on the 5th.

  99. 99

    Thank you for that Mr Gaol. I can still see quite well with glasses though. No need to panic yet.

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    In the Christian tradition, you either claim things to be true because they have been ‘revealed’ as such or you prove that what you believe is ‘true’ by enduring pain, up to and including death.

    It is all irrational.

  101. 101
    Billy Bowden in the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You are either behind Billy or in front of him! ;)

  102. 102
    AC1 says:

    E U S S R is running out of time.

  103. 103
    will says:

    what the bet that the only overnight protesters are undercover policeman claiming the overtime.

    I think some real homeless tramps should join them. the smell onone will want to make them more on.

  104. 104
    Flatcap Army says:

    there is an OccupyBath going on at the moment; it would take a man with a heart of stone to read this comment (from one of the activists on the local paper website) without laughing:

    “During the last few hours, our banners and placards have been systematically removed by an individual or several individuals hostile to our movement, and replaced them with banners reading ‘spoilt brats'”

    http://www.thisisbath.co.uk/Occupy-Bath-protest-begins-Queen-Square/story-13711969-detail/story.html

  105. 105
    The Youngest One at the Table says:

    Why is tonight different to all other nights?

  106. 106
    nell says:

    So tell me again what effect have this lot had on capitalism in the city of london?

  107. 107
    Pedant#1 says:

    Is La Caplin Orthodox, Liberal or Reformed?

  108. 108
    Luciana Berger - who hasn't she shagged? says:

    Poor Mr Roberts. There is no hope for his future in either of the two main parties if he doen’t want to be permanently drunk. And if he wants to stop having his tent used as a public toilet he should pitch it further away from the clergy.

  109. 109
    AC1 says:

    They’ve stolen the land you thick shit.

  110. 110
    Billy Bowden in the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I expect that they will all go home if is rains or snows

  111. 111
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    And even if it isn’t, we could probably get away with putting the blame for it on you!

  112. 112
    nell says:

    Oh Please will someone do the same in London!!

  113. 113

    You wouldn’t want something missing on such an important anatomical part.

  114. 114
    AC1 says:

    John Edwards never got any sexual shenanigans in the MSM.

  115. 115
    Luciana Berger - who hasn't she shagged? says:

    Alternatively a visit by Piggy Pickles would suffice. Any survivors who have not been eaten by morning can have sanctuary in St Pauls.

  116. 116

    Could I sit this one out?

  117. 117
    AC1 says:

    The lefty state forcing banks to loan money to bad risks is not really “radical free market” is it?

  118. 118
    Engineer says:

    Cat – there comes a time in the life of many buildings when repair is no longer a viable option. Perhaps Bill should invest anyway, clear the site and build something more up-to-date, with lower maintenance costs.

  119. 119
    Luciana Berger - who hasn't she shagged? says:

    They have provided the first light relief for some time.

  120. 120
    Ancient Eric says:

    I’m sure if someone tried hard they could dig up some long forgotten law that vagabonds can not pitch their sackcloths on the streets of London.

  121. 121
    Billy's Dirty Arse says:

    Don’t remind him – he will sign off early again. Billy, bring back the “good night, everybody commenting after this is a fake” sign off when you go.

  122. 122
    Engineer says:

    That’s their own fault for not dealing with the problems properly in the first place.

  123. 123
    Tony Bliar the champagne socialist says:

    The only thing that keeps strength in my faith is that Bliar is married to that FUCKIN UGLY TROUT……………

  124. 124
    Luciana Berger - who hasn't she shagged? says:

    This is dangerous material. Have you not seen the Dilbert cartoon where a magazine is left in Marketing and they order a space station for the next day? If Minibland sees this it will be Labour Party policy in minutes. Take it down immediately.

  125. 125
    Red Ed says:

    When people with lisps say “Bithneth”, you know they mean business.

  126. 126
    Engineer says:

    He now understands the phrase that politicians use so often about it being better to be inside the tent pissing out.

  127. 127
    nell says:

    The snow in new york hasn’t deterred the protestors there even though the authorities removed their generators. now I did think that was creative thinking on the part of the authorities.

    The local residents however say they are fed up with the smell and the fact that the protestors are drumming and chanting all night.

    What we need is a sudden plummet in temperatures to something beneath -5c.

  128. 128
    AC1 says:

    The whole idea IS the problem.

  129. 129
    The voice of unreason says:

    “Mr Roberts, an unemployed charity worker”

    What exactly is the difference between an unemployed charity worker, or an unemployed banker or an unemployed ….

    They’re all fookin unemployed, but the banker is less likely to be a drain on the taxpayer.

    I’m organising a piss-up with a few mates in the city next week. Does this mean we can no longer depend on crashing the empty tents?

  130. 130
    Luciana Berger - who hasn't she shagged? says:

    No. It was rescinded to allow the lord Mayor to enter the City. However, I believe Freemen have the right to drive sheep through the City. Anyone on this site a Freeman of the City with a flock of sheep needing some exercise?

  131. 131
    AC1 says:

    Maybe AlGor could visit OWS?

  132. 132
    Engineer says:

    There’s something rather ironic about the soapdodgers occupying Bath.

  133. 133

    What all that Barry and Pugin stuff bulldozed down? Oh well, I suppose it is progress after all…

    Do we clear it of the inhabitants first?

  134. 134
    Luciana Berger - who hasn't she shagged? says:

    I had a sudden surreal vision of Lyndon Johnson as an ecowarrior.

  135. 135
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “. I want political change, not to get high and drunk all the time.”

    So he agrees with scrapping EMA then.

  136. 136
    Alexsandr says:

    signed the petition
    ‘We the undersigned request that Parliament debate the reasons why the EU Budgetary accounts have not been signed off for sixteen consecutive years with regard to any misappropriation of UK taxpayer’s money.’

  137. 137
    Ring the bells says:

    Like a nasty character from an animated film

  138. 138
    Anonymous says:

    Surely, an ‘unemployed charity worker’ is just someone who’s unemployed? Otherwise, I’m an unemployed astronaut.

  139. 139
    AC1 says:

    Better to be in a non-pissy tent.

  140. 140

    What, you mean get all the global warming over at once?

  141. 141
    annette curton says:

    They had it pretty much sewn up in the Middle Ages, habeas corpus and the distinction in law between common and private land, then the EU came along and screwed everything up.

  142. 142

    Now there is another brilliant new British idea.

    Bet the Chinese will clean up though.

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    AC1 says:

    His being in Massachusetts was enough for a few inches of snow in NY.

  145. 145
    misterned. says:

    They are one and the same. The BBC are labour’s propaganda wing.

  146. 146
    Engineer says:

    Seems only reasonable. There’s a big old pile over the river in Battersea that they could use for a while. It’s even got chimneys to let the hot air out.

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    Ring the bells says:

    Always include Piers Morgan in any such bucket list

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    CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

    The same thing has happened in the “camps” in the US. There are increasing numbers of reports of rapes, robberies, assaults, racist abuse and other crimes. It seems the tree hugging “Peaceniks” aren’t so peaceful after all. Readers can go the the American Thinker blog if they want to read the numerous reports of the crime sprees that are ongoing in the camps around the various U.S. cities.

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    Selohesra says:

    What’s this got to do with gayers?

  151. 151
    BillyBob... says:

    Because I got high ??? hahahahaha

  152. 152
    Mr Magoo says:

    Not GIMPed, IMO; it’s a MacBook Air 13″, £1000+ for a laptop.

  153. 153
    nell says:

    Funny that but gordon was out there over the weekend as well!!

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    Deep Froat says:

    Weeing in empty tents..now there’s an idea.

  156. 156
    Selohesra says:

    Or they could be chemists saying bismuth

  157. 157
    God says:

    Marcus Brigstocke.

  158. 158
    pundit says:

    No it’s just amusing to see a weedy protester with an expensive piece of kit
    from a company that was headed by an arch capitalist.

  159. 159
    Stalked by stinking uninspiring old bags in Edinburgh says:

    Students are right up their own arseholes.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

  161. 161
    BillyBob... says:

    getting high ?

  162. 162
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    That is only a very small part of the jigsaw.
    Were those rules making them hand out “ninja loans” to unwhite people, or indeed any subprime deals to white people?

    Face facts: the banks themselves made a hell of a lot of bad decisions.

  163. 163
    BillyBob... says:

    a turd burglar ??

  164. 164
    A head for facts says:

    Elsie, you were 83¼ six months ago.

  165. 165
    I ain't no weirdy beardie says:

    WTF’s EMA? Might as well get wankered, Billy, and watch the fan get crushed under the doo-doos.

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    the lazy way says:

    Isn’t there a fast action laxative we can stick in their food?

  167. 167
    Eiretaxexile says:

    I love the banks and the bankers. I’m so happy we all bailed them out. I think it’s great they get such high bonuses and are able to have super parties. Corporations deserve to make vast profits and they are clearly the way forward for Britain. If future generations have a problem with that – too bad!

  168. 168
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Correct. guido hates fruit and veg.

  169. 169
    Billy Boredom is the grossest bumpile ever ! says:

    That ought to do it.

  170. 170
    BillyBob... says:

    The Thought Police should get you Billy ……. next you will say we should ‘turn the other cheek’ ? or ‘look the other way’ ?

  171. 171
    annette curton says:

    But what can you do with people that think a Tort is just another fucking dessert.

  172. 172
    Sick of the greed and lies says:

    They would be there a while if John Prescott was there first!

  173. 173
    I see what you mean.... says:

    When are you going to remove that m*rr*w from your fundament, Billy?

  174. 174
    Jesus says:

    Modded!

  175. 175
    Stark says:

    “Mr Roberts, an unemployed charity worker”

    Just the type of bloke to tell be telling us all how the country should and shouldn’t be run.

    Cnt

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    Beep says:

    That is a vicar ious question.

  177. 177
    Beep says:

    Didn’t he make that lovely coal tar soap?

  178. 178
    annomymous says:

    sing..We want Billy for our lea-der coz he’s big and fuck-ing daft

  179. 179
    Morrissey says:

    Partying and Political Emancipation?

    I can have both. I can have both.

  180. 180

    Correct. And it is much more transparent than Parliament has ever been.

  181. 181
    ex-Tory says:

    I read the NY protesters were getting pissed off with the NY homeless nicking their food. “Yay for equality and give to the poor, just leave my money and food alone. Now F*ck-off, Mr Homeless”

  182. 182

    Or that Equity is just a bunch of gay luvvies.

  183. 183
    Zeno says:

    Sadly it no longer applies – if it ever did. When I became a Freeman I was disabused of that notion, and also the one about being hung by a silken rope. I’m not sure that there are any benefits, mediaeval or otherwise, these days.

  184. 184
    Anonymous says:

    Churches in London have a history of evictions:

    http://www.thepavement.org.uk/story.php?story=313

  185. 185
    Alex Crombie Edinburgh says:

    Hi Billy. I am gay too. I like a police truncheon up my arse. I wanna give you a hand job. I wanna be your handyman. How about it hun?

  186. 186
    an english cunt - and proud of it says:

    you have to suck the cock that seeds you

  187. 187
    Alex Crombie. Edinburgh says:

    Billy. Who can make you feel good? The handyman can. The handy man can. The handy man can.

  188. 188
    an english cunt - and proud of it says:

    it’s bugger billy every day – only those without a foreskin need apply

  189. 189
    an english cunt - and proud of it says:

    you get the best seat in the synagogue

  190. 190
    an english cunt - and proud of it says:

    join the end of a fucking long queue

  191. 191
    Wm Bragg Esq of Dorsetshire says:

    Smash capitalism! The proletariat of Lyme Regis are ready to rise up! The heroic youth in their tents are standing up fearlessly for the workers against the evil top-hatted city bosses. What’s more, they have captured the public mood-Mary Riddell says so.

  192. 192
    The Cabinet Secretary says:

    Classic. I loved it but it frightened my coconut trees.

  193. 193
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Is he a Chugger, one of those daft charidee workers who tries to mug your bank account if your daft enough to divulge details.

    Chances are that he failed his A levels and couldn’t go to university in October.

  194. 194
    herewegoagain says:

    Well there’s not much alternative, unfettered capitalism is why we’re in this mess, the establishment are largely there because they continue to slant the system in their favour.

  195. 195
    Deep Froat says:

    How are you going to make Vegan Organic tofu sausages any worse? Other than by sh1tting in the pan.

    Come on people I want a plan fully specced out and in place before tonights raid. Now syncronise your balaclava’s……..

  196. 196
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Sounds like just the place for me. are there any youngs girls staying there who would like the wise counsel of a senior MP.

  197. 197
    Anonymous says:

    How the fuck can you be an unemployed charity worker? Get a fucking job you useless layabout.

  198. 198
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Tort. q.v. Puddy Tat

  199. 199
    Passing Reader says:

    That really made me laugh.

  200. 200
    Passing Reader says:

    & smells as vile.

  201. 201
    Sheila Gilmore looks like a bulldog's arse says:

    What a bunch of socialist hypocrites who think it is trendy to protest against capitalism on their expensive apple gadgets.

  202. 202
    Heretic says:

    DING ! DONG DING DONG (answer the fuckin door !!)
    if it’s a Fuckin Jovas witness,tell ‘em to fuck orf !!

  203. 203
    pbs says:

    Thanks for that, Alexsandr.

    It was only started/accepted yesterday and without publicity from newspapers it will have a slow start – but it would be satisfying to see it reach its target.

    Perhaps Guido will push it?

    Unaudited EU Accounts and Misappropriation Petition:

    http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/20526

  204. 204
    Up the Workers says:

    Wonderful Jeff Randall on Sky, interviewing protestor: ‘Doesn’t it occur to you that most ordinary hard-working people think you are just a bunch of vexatious poseurs?’ Wonderful Jeff.

  205. 205
    HappyUK says:

    It’s good that Zakandrew Roberts is having the scales fall from his eyes at such an early age.

    At least he now sees this nonsense for what it really is: squabbles and messy thinking that are unfortunately the trademarks of the political Left in Britain.

    Roberts’ visit to this supposed den of free thought has shown him once and for all that if the militants are allowed to run the New Order, we had all better emigrate at high speed.

    No doubt many of these people will continue to wave their banners on the streets and brandish sticks and go home and brag about their bruises. ‘There I was – the Rebel.’

  206. 206
    The Cabinet Secretary says:

    That wasn’t the West door. It was Zak.

  207. 207
    bubkus spunkwhistle says:

    gerrin. i’ll sign that

  208. 208
    middenocracy says:

    “what’s capitalism ever done for us, eh?”

    “Er, well I suppose it provided us with this laptop.”

    “And the internet.”

    “Yeah, so appart from laptops, and the internet – what’s capitalism ever done for us…?”

  209. 209
    Sebastian Cargutt says:

    Surely he’s either unemployed or a charity worker, but not both?


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