November 1st, 2011

Fuel Fight Finally Pencilled In


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So far its a draw, one to the scousers and one for the europhiles.


  2. 2
    Sophie says:

    Highest fuel taxes in British history.

    From a Tory led Coalition.


    • 3
      tommy5dollar says:

      Why’s that a surprise? The Tories believe is sales taxes…


      • 32
        Archer Karcher says:

        All three parties are pursuing the same policies on fuel and many other issues. Whilst you might expect rigged markets and crony capitalism under Labour, it is clear now they all agree and see fuel poverty as desirable.
        Thus ‘progressivism’ marches on, whilst under our feet there are trillions of cubic tonnes of easily recoverable cheap fuel, we spend vast amounts of money on the most expensive, least reliable and completely unpredictable form of energy known to mankind, wind power.


        • 47
          AC1 says:

          I know it’s easy to do at this dark time of the year but you forgot solar power.

          Cameron has just got rid of the FIT (which is a good or bad thing depending on whether your paying the subsidy or receiving it).


          • Ernst Stavro Blofeld says:

            My huge ANUS (Array Needing Unfiltered Sunshine) will be up and running soon.
            I shall be reflecting pure sunlight onto your miserable little island through this coming winter.
            My fiendishly complicated calculations have confirmed that my ANUS will HALVE your nation’s power bill and put that nasty, foreign cartel and their bloodsucking shareholders on the back foot.
            Do not ever tell me that evil, insane megalomaniacs don’t have a charitable streak in them.

            Oh dear. Tiddles has just shat on the keyboard again.


        • 54
          sockpuppet #4 says:

          Is it under your feet?

          I saw a map the other day that seemed to suggest fracking gas was under oxfordshire. I’d like to see them try it out in Witney before they try it out under my foundations.


          • NeverRed says:

            I’d like to ‘frack’ the House of Commons and the House of Lords, particularly as November the 5th is coming shortly.


          • Our Denry says:

            Now you are talking, now who has a constituency of Witney and a lot of nimby very wealthy peeps there


          • Archer Karcher says:

            The deposits are so vast and it will take years to discover them all, that’s just the onshore deposits.
            Offshore it appears that there could well be, even bigger deposits in the north sea and elsewhere.
            But no we are wasting untold billions on junk technology, junk science and junk watermelon ideology, the waste is more than shameful, it is criminal.


          • sockpuppet #4 says:

            So Karcher, not literally under your feet.


    • 20
      Bunnington says:

      Sophie, stop messing about on the computer and get the hoover out


    • 30
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      I go to tesco.


  3. 4
    I have a first class degree in internet moniker studies says:

    Bring back leaded, I say.


  4. 5
    Fiona Mactaggart's minge says:

    Chloe Smith was in primary school the last time I saw any action.


  5. 7
    Alex Crombie Edinburgh says:

    Because I am gay I omit a lot of gas.


  6. 8
    random passerby says:

    stops taxes on country estates i spose


  7. 10
    She lost a war with the ugly stick says:

    I wonder why troglodyte Fiona Mactaggart would make a bitchy comment about Chloe Smith.


  8. 13
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


  9. 14
    gildedtumbril says:

    Oil from the North Sea is taxed many ways, very many ways. When Lord Dyldeaux, (Owner of an oil exploration co.) dreams of finding a couple of wells in a sector he needs a franchise,govt TAX.The taxes multiply all down the line. The final insult to the public, at the pump is VA BLOODY T. A SALES TAX upon tax.
    Plus, the public, and the AA and RAC appear to be blissfully aware that filling stations are allowed to deliver 9 gallons and charge for 10. The legislation dates back to when pumps were very inaccurate and non electric.
    DELIVER 9 AND CHARGE FOR 10. Does anyone know of such ‘slippage’ in any other archaic field of British ignorance and stupidity?


    • 118
      Well it's a thought says:

      No , but I did notice the favourite is the penny that goes on after the pump is put down, you can see it happen, so I always put 5p less in.


  10. 16
    AC1 says:



  11. 17
    Sheila Gilmore says:

    I’m a fud.


  12. 25
    Sir William Waad says:

    Meanwhile, the wind totems multiply…O Gaia, the Mighty, the Merciful, let not your arm smite us with droughts, hurricanoes and floods! We promise not to drive Subaru Imprezas if it vexes you. And if, for reasons by mere mortals unfathomable, it pleaseth you that rich and very self-satisfied people should jet around the world deciding how to spend all our money then, O Mighty One, we obey, yea, even unto our last brass farthing!


  13. 27
    Billy Bowden is the world's greatest umpire! says:

    David Cameron and Gideon Osborne have screwed up the UK economy,now both of you please take your refund and fuck off

    5390.34 – -153.88 The FTSE is also fucked for the foreseeable future !


  14. 32
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I wonder if Angela Merkel and Polly Toynbee are sisters separated at birth?


  15. 38
    bloke from the gas board says:

    OT – Which has been everyone’s fave a d v e r t today?


  16. 42
    Raoul Moat says:

    It’s a fucking disgrace that it costs more than 3 quid to make a petrol bomb.


  17. 50
    Gordon Brown's favourite TV programme says:


  18. 67
    Fiona Mactaggart says:

    Chloe Smith is yet another product of the elitist private education system. We hate private schools. Sorry, she what?… She went to a comprehensive?… Um… well, uh… so did I. I went to the roughest comprehensive in the country. No need to try and look it up. It doesn’t exist. I mean, it doesn’t exist anymore. Yes, it was closed down by Thatcher. Must dash now.


  19. 71

    Stop news. Protesters can now have St Paul’s. Clergy to move out to Dale Farm.


  20. 73

    Stоp Prеss.

    Prоtеstеrs cаn nоw hаvе St Pаul’s. Clеrgy tо mоvе оut tо Dаlе Fаrm.


    • 77
      Sir Christopher "Jenny" Wren says:

      …where they belong. The fucking hypocritical, sky-fairy-worshipping faggots never did pay me in full.


    • 80
      NeverRed says:

      Once the protest about ‘God knows what’ comes to an end, perhaps a few million people should take their place demanding an EU referendum.
      I wonder what the men in frocks think about that? They love their expenses and freebie trips as much as politicians.


  21. 75

    So Mr Dromedary has not declared £27,867 he received as pay from the Unite union in the members’ register of financial interests. But he’s a socialist so that is OK. Do not hold your breath waiting for the BBC to announce it.


  22. 78
    Gooey Blob says:

    Just watched the most grudging apology on News 24 regarding the shameful biased BBC reporting of the Andrew Tyrie incident at the Tory party conference. Given the original report was shown on BBC’s 10 o’clock news on BBC1, I expect they’ll be repeating the apology on that channel at the same time.

    Perhaps Sky News and ITN should report the BBC’s actions too. It’s time to tell the world what the BBC is really like.


  23. 79
    George says:

    0.5 %



  24. 83
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Government to deploy 3 line-fuck-you-WHIP !


  25. 98
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


  26. 106
    Spinal Snap on the BBC says:

    Is Billy on tablets? OCD?


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