November 1st, 2011

Carole Caplin Gets a Happy Ending

To her libel case.

The Blairs’ former new age guru and shower sharer has won damages from the Mail.*

She kept repeating on the telly a moment ago that she was “nearly fifty”….

She could have fooled Guido…

*She never sued over her topless photos in The Sun.


206 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Oh great!

    Did she a Tony shag then?

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    • 8
      Tachybaptus says:

      Into Yoda turning are you.

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      • 10
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        Will of the force it is.

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        • 17

          Did someone mention Brazilian Beef?

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          • Lord Trombone says:

            JUST HOW NOT IN TUNE WITH THE WORKING PEOPLE OF ENGLAND CAN YOU BE?

            We fucking hate camped out protestors in Dale Farm and St Pauls
            They are benefit cheating scum; they are non contributing thieves
            THEY NEED TO TRY COMMUTING TO A LOW PAY JOB TO PAY THE BILLS FOR % YEARS GETTING NOWHERE

            they are hooons

            THE CHURCH is guilty of extended a branch to these wanders.
            NO NO NO !

            Tell them to fuck off and die

            On resigning, Dean Knowles said: “The past fortnight has been a testing time for the chapter and for me personally.
            “It has become increasingly clear to me that, as criticism of the cathedral has mounted in the press, media and in public opinion, my position as Dean of St Paul’s was becoming untenable.
            “In order to give the opportunity for a fresh approach to the complex and vital questions facing St Paul’s, I have thought it best to stand down as Dean, to allow new leadership to be exercised.”
            The Occupy London movement has issued a statement saying their protest was about “social justice, real democracy and challenging the unsustainable financial system that punishes the many and privileges the few”.
            Their continuing protest came as at least 12 people were arrested last night after a large group of protesters clashed with police outside the Houses of Parliament over plans to criminalise squatting.

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          • Where have I seen this before? says:

            Hey Copycat see earlier

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          • Sometimes, if you want to get a message across, you have to repeat it.

            Think EU petitions and you may just cotton on.

            Have a nice evening.

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          • Sometimes, if you want to get a message across, you have to repеat it.

            Think EU petitions and you may just cotton on.

            Have a nice evening.

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          • psycho khazars push for WW3 to cover up multi-trillion heist from furious goy says:

            Seriously fag boy, how much do you get paid by Izzy to sell out your own people – presuming you are Oirish, and not another crypto.

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          • Now I know you’re not serious.

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        • 186
          Anonymous says:

          Shag would her I!

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    • 12
      I wood says:

      I’d go at it like a spnecial nds child banging a drum!

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    • 14
      Tony Blair says:

      She sucked me off now and again as I couldn’t touch the sides of Cherie’s gob. World statesmen like Bill Clinton and I don’t consider this as being unfaithful.

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    • 77
      AC1 says:

      http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20128458-503544/cain-campaign-we-raised-$250k-yesterday/

      Herman Cain’s chief of staff Mark Block said the campaign raised a quarter of a million dollars online Monday, calling it one of the campaign’s “best fundraising days ever.”

      Cain spent Monday denying reports of sexual harassment alleged when he was head of the National Restaurant Association. The GOP frontrunner characterized allegations as a “witch hunt” against him.

      “This bull’s eye on my back has gotten bigger,” Cain said in a scheduled appearance at the National Press Club yesterday.

      On Tuesday, Block attributed fundraising success to Cain’s message on jobs resonating around the country.

      “Obviously we’re doing something right,” he said at a forum in Washington on the 2012 election sponsored by National Journal.

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      Archie says:

      Shag would her I!

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  2. 2
    AC1 says:

    wankers.

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  3. 3
    Sir William Waad says:

    Oh dear, Guido is starting to fancy maturer women. It must be all those MPs and Spads he meets……eventually, anything presentable seems attractive.

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    • 19

      Crikey! Could one descend all the way to Olly Grender?

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      • 35
        Bled White Taxpayer says:

        Mr Grender(?) did. She’s either still preggers or on maternity leave.

        Mind you, the good thing about Lib Dem girls is that they are relentlessly cheerful in the morning. They have to be to be Lib Dems. I confess I have a couple of fond memories. Those and a particular Scouse Labour girl. That was like class warfare that night, but fun regardless. Happy days, now far behind.

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  4. 5
    Olive from On The Buses says:

    Some women age well like me. :)

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  5. 6
    Gooey Blob says:

    There was a very grudging apology for biased reporting of an incident at the Tory conference on News 24 earlier. Given the original report was shown on the corporation’s flagship 10 o’clock news programme on its main channel, I expect to see the apology repeated out on that channel at that time.

    Perhaps the corporation’s rivals will report the apology too.

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  6. 7
    Frank says:

    I’d fuck her

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  7. 9
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Well, I would:

    http://ysknews.wordpress.com/tag/bbc/

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  8. 11
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    Wiki reckons she’s 50 in January next year. Must be oblocks.

    There is something curiously horrific about the idea of her and Slotgob cavorting together nude in the shower. I don’t think it’s Caplin that’s putting me off, and normally I’m quite partial to those sorts of thoughts.

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    • 37
      Col Nut says:

      Didn’t the three of them cover themselves in mud and fruit at some stage of their spiritual rituals? If Blair had bananas on him it would indeed have been a sickening spectacle.Any photos should go to the Kazakhstan free press if there is one.

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  9. 13
    MB. says:

    “that she was “nearly fifty”….

    She could have fooled Guido…”

    A Carole Caplin was born in Q1 1962 Kensington, mother maiden name Risner. Silvia Risner married Michael Caplin in Marylebone 1953 so it does look as if the age of 49 in Wikipedia is correct.

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    • 59
      nell says:

      Give her credit. She looks after herself.

      Perhaps the coalition should make her our health and fitness tsar y’know like gordon was fond of doing with loadsapeople – tsar for this, tsar for that.

      She might actually be useful. I feel sure she could teach prezza a thing or two about eating less and exercising more!! He might even live a bit longer if he had the sense to listen to her!!

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  10. 15
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So the thought of two women excits people to a degree but two men and it turns into pure abuse and hate from some sides?

    >Confused.

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    • 18
      Bled White Taxpayer says:

      It’s ‘cos sodomy is a perversion, but two naked girls getting it on is exciting. Even my wife agrees with that, although in her case she is keener on thinking that than doing it.

      Tough world. Not very PC or equalities friendly, but that’s the way it is.

      I’m not going to condone any abuse or hate, though. Live and let live.

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    • 23

      The problem with attitude changers is that opinions have taken centuries to develop and cannot simply be cast aside in six weeks. It is a generational thing. At least most people now would agree that what two adults do in private is up to them. To try and do this in public is going to take much longer and if it is pushed too hard, there will be a backlash.

      Some do not want it thrust down their throats. ;-)

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      • 28
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        and will it change in 50-100 years?

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        • 34

          Neither you nor I can say. But you will not be old enough to remember what I can; that is people going to prison for it. So in your terms, that is progress. In my parents’ terms that would be regress. In my terms, I try to be as neutral as I can. I say this having suffered an attempted rape by a man in my early teens. It was not pleasant and, although I resisted successfully, it left me with an opinion that no argument, however reasonable, is going to quell. That is as honest as I can be and why I prefer to joke about it, as I did in my last post. You asked so I have told you.

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      • 33
        AC1 says:

        Not when the taxpayer picks up the bill for their risky activities.

        End the NHS then they can butt fuck to their arses content.

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      • 82
        Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

        In addition the current era can be seen as quite louche and debauched – in human history periods like this have often been followed by periods of puritanism (for want of a better word).

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    • 123
      nell says:

      Honestly the way you lot go on about these things anyone would think they’ve only become an issue in recent times!!

      Ancient Greece could teach you a thing or two about every which way there is around sex. All of it was very common and entirely acceptable between consenting adults, then, before and since!!

      So do give over!!

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    • 145
      Anonymous says:

      Billy, the fact that you don’t have any social interaction with women does not mean that you are gay. To be gay your need to have at least some social interaction with men. You don’t have any interaction with men or women – you get up, sit in your booth all day, and then go home. This website is your life. Even your parents don’t talk to you.

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  11. 16
    Olive from On The Buses says:

    Oi Billy. Is there pic of you with your rippling bi ceps on twitter?

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  12. 21
    Billy's bumpile says:

    No one hates you Billy cos ur gay, just that you can be a bit of a twat sometimes and your tweeting can get a bit annoying? Do you suffer from OCD?

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  13. 26
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever says:

    They hang homosexuals in Iran. I think I will set up a petition against this instead of accusing you all of being g-ay bashers on this blog.

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  14. 32
    BillyBob... says:

    A happy ending ?? Like the one that certain politicians dream of getting from the Ladyboys of Bangkok ?

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  15. 36
    Ewanme says:

    Hiya guys x .

    There ya all is :)

    This is sooo coool , ain’t it ??

    Does Carole get roun the clock police protection , then ??

    E x .

    P.S. *Waves to Billy*

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  16. 46
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever says:

    The ancient greek men all had bumboys, even married men. You were considered a bit queer if you didn’t have a bumboy. Then christianity came along and it was only priest who had secret bumboys.

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  17. 55
    nell says:

    Well I’m glad she’s got a happy ending but there’s no happy ending for cricket with those convictions today. I have no sympathy with butt and asif -they were the senior sportsmen in their team and should have been setting a good example for the game and their country.

    But I do feel sorry for young amir – he was only 18 and the other two pressured him disgracefully and in the process they’ve ruined the career of a young man who would have been headed to being one of the greatest bowlers of our time.

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    • 58
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      nell

      I agree and the amirs credit he pleaded guilty on 16th sept and didnt waste money on going to a full trail, However i believe an example has to made of these cricketters as a deterrent to others.

      All 3 must NEVER be allowed on a cricket field again.

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      • 85
        nell says:

        I sort of hold a hope Bill that perhaps amir might find a way back onto the cricket pitch for his country, If only!!

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    • 71
      fuck cricket says:

      Not you as well you daft old bat.

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      • 87
        nell says:

        I suspect fc that the daft old bat here is you, because it certainly is not anyone else on this blog.

        Mind I think that’s a bit unkind to bats. Did you know that bats only live in very clean environments!!

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        • 128
          A head for facts says:

          Do you bowl turnips, nell?

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          • nell says:

            Turnips sweetie are grown by farmers for feeding to animals in the winter.

            Their cousins , parsnips are roasted for serving with sunday dishes such as chicken or leg of lamb.

            Their other cousins swedes are boiled and then mashed with butter and herbs and served as an additional vegetable especially with Xmas Lunch.

            But alas our urban labour lot wouldn’t understand any of that – they think meat and veg comes out of tesco or sainsbury centres!!

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          • A cook says:

            I eat turnips.
            I put them in pasties and stews.

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          • A. N. Other Cook says:

            I grow turnips specially to eat.

            They’re lovely in a beef stew, as long as they’re picked young, before they go all … you know … farty-tasting.

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          • One for the Pot says:

            YUK! My most unfavourite veggies are turnips, parsnips and, especially, swedes. I intensely dislike the taste of all of them. Been like that ever since I was force fed them at a school lunch when I was about 6 years old just after the war ended. I threw up all over the table. Stupid effing teacher thought she knew it all. Funny how some things in life stay in the mind cupboard for ever.

            Needless to say I have never been anywhere near any of them since.

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    • 80
      Infuriated of West Mids says:

      I’m genuinely saddened by the whole sorry affair. Cricket was the one sport (after rugby’s “blood-gate” and swapping the ball for Wilkinson) that I still believed had a “gentlemanly” code of conduct (probably can’t say that these days…). I would genuinely be absolutely shocked if any England players were at it, though – I just don’t think they would.

      I, too, feel sorry for Amir. When I was a young trainee solicitor, not much older than him, my senior partner in the shitty firm I was working at made me do things which I knew were unethical, but there was no way I could realisitcally say “no” and still have any career left. Hopefully, though, he can do some good with cricket training scemes for youngsters or some such in the future.

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      • 84
        nell says:

        Yes well I hope he doesn’t get a prison sentence. But also doing some cricket schemes for youngsters is not the same as becoming one of the best bowlers in the world , which he would have done, is it? Just become of some greedy, corrupt evil men that I hope they lock up for a long time,.

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        • 106
          Infuriated of West Mids says:

          No, I know, but life’s twists, turns and tribulations often lead to us achieving more than we ever thought possible. Just not always in the arena that we had anticipated.

          If that makes sense…

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      • 200
        John Bellingham says:

        If you really want to see sharp practice, gamesmanship, bad faith and blatant cheating, then you should come to my bowls club.

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    • 89
      Sir William Waad says:

      Are we sure that the trial wasn’t fixed? In particular, why did the jury stay out for so long?

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    • 112
      The Paragnostic says:

      It doesn’t bode well for Rooney’s father – the parallels are almost too close for comfort.

      On another sporting topic, isn’t it great that Alain Rolland has been eliminated from any involvement in the Wales matches of the 6 Nations? The tosser spoiled the world cup, and I’m surprised he’s been kept on at all…

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  18. 60
    Steve P says:

    <>

    Is this supposed to be difficult?

    According to Wiki she is 3 months under 50.

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    • 64
      Ewanme says:

      Sounds about right , I spose .

      Accordin to Wiki , I’s still 28 , sweeetheart x .

      E x .

      P.S. My brain is slightly younger , tho :)

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  19. 70
    Billy Bowden is the biggest cunt ever ! says:

    hiya honey

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  20. 99
    A Man on the Street says:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/1156577/Alastair-Campbell-Cherie-Blair-Carole-Caplin.html

    Nips are a bit too puffy for my liking. I would throat fuck her though.

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  21. 101
    nell says:

    Y’know pollytwaddle is 16 years older than carole caplin.

    I suspect that in 16 years time caplin will look far better than the auld harridan does today. carole talks more sense too!!

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    • 121
      Infuriated of West Mids says:

      It must be all that Tuscan sun. Bad for the skin.

      And it sends you deranged. Look at the mad scribblings of any champagne lefties who’ve spent time in Tuscany (all of them). QED.

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      • 133
        the stench of hypocrisy says:

        Polly is apparently taking time out from writing her Guardian column.
        How lovely to be in such a healthy financial situation that one can simply stop work for a few months.

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        • 147
          nell says:

          She’s a personal pal of militwit and bobcrow and a committed champagne socialist.

          They will all Xmas holiday together in tuscany and cuba and possibly corfu with tone’s and mandy’s pals – it’s what the uk labour party does. I wonder if saif is hiding under their beds somewhere – he’s certainly gone to ground !!

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      • 153
        nell says:

        Tuscan sun? More likely the wine!!

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  22. 118
    Cricket is Tai Chi for poofs says:

    Bliar! Anyone connected to the mass murderer are money magnets. Wtf?

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  23. 127
    WVM says:

    FFS Billy, if you’re on a ADHD buzz go sign some epetitions will yer.

    http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions?order=desc&page=1&sort=count&state=open

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    • 132
      Democracy EU style says:

      Just noticed the “Britain wants referendum to leave EU” now has 40k plus signatories already and has 10 months more to go if needed. Think they’ll have it in the bag by Christmas.

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    • 137
      Axe the TV Tax says:

      Please sign this if you so wish, it’s the most popular anti-TV tax e-petition and has 10 months left to run with the number of signatures at 2,611 so far.

      http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/264

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      • 141
        WVM says:

        It is my opinion that the BBC should be treated as any other company. The letters are unsolicited, and that is all that matters.

        The DVLA do not send letters to people without driving licences to remind them that it is an offence to drive on public roads without a licence, and tell them that they face a fine if they do not have one.

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      • 142
        Bit Piccy says:

        I’ll sign one for halving the tax.

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  24. 149
    saffron says:

    I know that this is absolutely O/T.
    Relative to what seems like a shitstorm which could engulf us in this latest round of EUSSR crap.
    The greeks are in my honest opinion are playing last ditch politics,and when I say greeks I am not talking about the ordinary greeks.
    I am talking about the greek premiership of a certain family over many years.
    Why oh why does power corrupt intelligence,the greeks should never never have signed up to the euro in that their economy was minor compared especially to the german one.
    PLenty of cash before their eyes was the order of the day,as it was in the eyes of Portugal and Ireland,now the pigeons are coming home to roost.
    To me the answer is this,tell you what EUSSR the markets will either make you or break you,and I really suspect they will break you,and to me you can’t do jack shit about it.

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  25. 155
    nell says:

    Let’s see ……top 4 epetitions in support of grassroots economy…..

    1. referendum needed on whether we need membership of the eu (possibly not)

    2. referendum needed on reducing price of fuel by reducing tax.

    3. referendum needed on getting shut of the beeb (sooner rather than later)

    4. referedum needed on limited immigration to people who will work and are of use to us.

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  26. 156
    Glad All Over says:

    talking of happy endings – you know that well known situation where a woman has a baby and doesn’t know the father …. well Hugh Grant’s had a baby and he doesn’t know who the mother is!!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8863568/About-a-Girl-Hugh-Grant-delighted-at-becoming-first-time-father-at-51.html

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  27. 158
    nell says:

    OK sweeties off to bed – bit amused at the way some people react on here about sex – It’s been around a long time darlings and honestly the way you lot go on about these things anyone would think it’s only become an issue in recent times!!

    Ancient Greece could teach you a thing or two about every which way there is around sex. All of it was very common and entirely acceptable between Consenting Adults, then, before and since!! The important words are ‘private’ and ‘consenting adults’.

    So do give over!!

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  28. 162
    Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

    Ed, you plonker, there was no money left

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  29. 165
    Former Home Secretary in light entertainment shock! says:

    I know many of you are fans of Ann Widdecombe. She’s now hosting her own quizshow for Sky TV, Cleverdicks. Recording in November. Get your tickets here, Ann fans! http://www.sroaudiences.com/

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  30. 166
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Tries again as modded.

    http://order-order.com/2011/11/01/carole-caplin-gets-a-happy-ending/#comment-1121678

    In front of guido or behind?

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  31. 168
    gooooaaaalllllllll!!!!! says:

    UK set to lose 6th largest economy placing to………..Brazil!

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  32. 168
    Shergar's head says:

    Go to the country, Dave. Go to the country and rid yourself of the alien Lib Dem many tentacled creature.

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  33. 170
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Looks like a certain twat is having an episode…..

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  34. 173
    Well it's a thought says:

    It appears to some women doing the papers on Sky that we don’t know what’s going on inthe EU, we don’t have a fkin grasp!.
    Wake up children we are being told their’s something going on ffs.

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  35. 176
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guess this will join the Q

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  36. 178
    Harriet Harman says:

    I’d lick that Carol Caplin’s muff ’til her piss flaps bleed

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

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  38. 182
    ? says:

    Watching the video of the plane making a belly flop into Warsaw reminds me yet again to ask. Why the F*%k haven’t airport runways got CCTV?

    It must be bleeding obvious to everyone that they have not got CCTVS and it would help for a multitude of reasons if they were fitted. But they ain’t. Why not?

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  39. 183
    Darky Boy says:

    Woo Woo.

    The Greekos are backing their PM.

    THERE WILL BE A REFRENDUM.

    Bring on the Euro Spring.

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    • 191
      The lights are going out all over Europe.... says:

      The Great Experiment is almost over….Greece has finished it……but expect a bit of arm twisting in Athens from Sarko and Klebs to-day in an attempt to save it….. but the Greeks have a long history of sticking two fingers up at the germans and th and the Greeks think the Germans owe them …this brings the day nearer when “Dave” will have to concede that referendum…

      https://submissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/20133

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  40. 185
    I Got Bored Of Having A Hundred Monikers.... says:

    Surprise

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      John Bellingham says:

      Apart from all the blokes called Abdul on the car ferry, just who is likely to invade us by sea at the moment?

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  42. 194
    Taxfodder says:

    If Tony did not shag her 69 ways before breakfast he is a bigger idiot that I already gave him credit for.

    Errrr….perhaps not then!

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  43. 198
    Pedant says:

    Nearly 50 could of course mean anything from 46 to 54…

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  44. 206
    Anonymous says:

    Did Blair bone her? I would have.

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You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

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