November 1st, 2011

Carole Caplin Gets a Happy Ending


206 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Oh great!

    Did she a Tony shag then?

  2. 2
    AC1 says:

    wankers.

  3. 3
    Sir William Waad says:

    Oh dear, Guido is starting to fancy maturer women. It must be all those MPs and Spads he meets……eventually, anything presentable seems attractive.

  4. 4
    AC1 says:

    Tony spending time on yachts. Did Carole specialise in seamen?

  5. 5
    Olive from On The Buses says:

    Some women age well like me. :)

  6. 6
    Gooey Blob says:

    There was a very grudging apology for biased reporting of an incident at the Tory conference on News 24 earlier. Given the original report was shown on the corporation’s flagship 10 o’clock news programme on its main channel, I expect to see the apology repeated out on that channel at that time.

    Perhaps the corporation’s rivals will report the apology too.

  7. 7
    Frank says:

    I’d fuck her

  8. 8
    Tachybaptus says:

    Into Yoda turning are you.

  9. 9
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Well, I would:

    http://ysknews.wordpress.com/tag/bbc/

  10. 10
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Will of the force it is.

  11. 11
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    Wiki reckons she’s 50 in January next year. Must be oblocks.

    There is something curiously horrific about the idea of her and Slotgob cavorting together nude in the shower. I don’t think it’s Caplin that’s putting me off, and normally I’m quite partial to those sorts of thoughts.

  12. 12
    I wood says:

    I’d go at it like a spnecial nds child banging a drum!

  13. 13
    MB. says:

    “that she was “nearly fifty”….

    She could have fooled Guido…”

    A Carole Caplin was born in Q1 1962 Kensington, mother maiden name Risner. Silvia Risner married Michael Caplin in Marylebone 1953 so it does look as if the age of 49 in Wikipedia is correct.

  14. 14
    Tony Blair says:

    She sucked me off now and again as I couldn’t touch the sides of Cherie’s gob. World statesmen like Bill Clinton and I don’t consider this as being unfaithful.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So the thought of two women excits people to a degree but two men and it turns into pure abuse and hate from some sides?

    >Confused.

  16. 16
    Olive from On The Buses says:

    Oi Billy. Is there pic of you with your rippling bi ceps on twitter?

  17. 17

    Did someone mention Brazilian Beef?

  18. 18
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    It’s ‘cos sodomy is a perversion, but two naked girls getting it on is exciting. Even my wife agrees with that, although in her case she is keener on thinking that than doing it.

    Tough world. Not very PC or equalities friendly, but that’s the way it is.

    I’m not going to condone any abuse or hate, though. Live and let live.

  19. 19

    Crikey! Could one descend all the way to Olly Grender?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ok.

    So it just you dont wish to or ever have shagged a woman up the bum then?

    If so fair enough, and thanks for no abuse/hate :-)

  21. 21
    Billy's bumpile says:

    No one hates you Billy cos ur gay, just that you can be a bit of a twat sometimes and your tweeting can get a bit annoying? Do you suffer from OCD?

  22. 22
    Abuse/Hate says:

    Fucking homos are a disease while lesbians are entertainers

  23. 23

    The problem with attitude changers is that opinions have taken centuries to develop and cannot simply be cast aside in six weeks. It is a generational thing. At least most people now would agree that what two adults do in private is up to them. To try and do this in public is going to take much longer and if it is pushed too hard, there will be a backlash.

    Some do not want it thrust down their throats. ;-)

  24. 24
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    A gentleman never tells. But to give you a clue, the arse is an exit, not an entrance.

  25. 25
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Thanks for the abuse/hate (feeld wierd when none happen or death threats not recived).

  26. 26
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever says:

    They hang homosexuals in Iran. I think I will set up a petition against this instead of accusing you all of being g-ay bashers on this blog.

  27. 27
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Fair enough Gent :-)

  28. 28
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    and will it change in 50-100 years?

  29. 29
    'Blind' Davy Blunkett says:

    I think I did. She told me she was Carole.

  30. 30
    Smokin' Butt says:

    Just say what you think, Frank. Don’t hold back now.

  31. 31
    Nurse Botha says:

    No, dear. He has ADHD, as does Mr. Brown.

  32. 32
    BillyBob... says:

    A happy ending ?? Like the one that certain politicians dream of getting from the Ladyboys of Bangkok ?

  33. 33
    AC1 says:

    Not when the taxpayer picks up the bill for their risky activities.

    End the NHS then they can butt fuck to their arses content.

  34. 34

    Neither you nor I can say. But you will not be old enough to remember what I can; that is people going to prison for it. So in your terms, that is progress. In my parents’ terms that would be regress. In my terms, I try to be as neutral as I can. I say this having suffered an attempted rape by a man in my early teens. It was not pleasant and, although I resisted successfully, it left me with an opinion that no argument, however reasonable, is going to quell. That is as honest as I can be and why I prefer to joke about it, as I did in my last post. You asked so I have told you.

  35. 35
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    Mr Grender(?) did. She’s either still preggers or on maternity leave.

    Mind you, the good thing about Lib Dem girls is that they are relentlessly cheerful in the morning. They have to be to be Lib Dems. I confess I have a couple of fond memories. Those and a particular Scouse Labour girl. That was like class warfare that night, but fun regardless. Happy days, now far behind.

  36. 36
    Ewanme says:

    Hiya guys x .

    There ya all is :)

    This is sooo coool , ain’t it ??

    Does Carole get roun the clock police protection , then ??

    E x .

    P.S. *Waves to Billy*

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    Col Nut says:

    Didn’t the three of them cover themselves in mud and fruit at some stage of their spiritual rituals? If Blair had bananas on him it would indeed have been a sickening spectacle.Any photos should go to the Kazakhstan free press if there is one.

  38. 38
    BillyBob... says:

    A pig in knickers !!

  39. 39
    BillyBob... says:

    oink oink … not me !!

  40. 40
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Thanks for being honest, we all have skeletens in closet.

    Guess you right progress is being made.

  41. 41
    Anal Intruder says:

    You won’t resist so well now you’re an old man. Pucker up the ass cheeks sunshine, I’m on my way.

  42. 42
    Derek Smalls says:

    On a practical note: Has anyone ever seen Billy and Gordon in the same room, people?

  43. 43
    Poker Bum says:

    Nominally, they are all exits including the mouth.

    You should see my bird on a Friday night after eight pints.

  44. 44

    So it was not your political difference that was buried ;-)

  45. 45
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Or even having sex with that woman…..

  46. 46
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever says:

    The ancient greek men all had bumboys, even married men. You were considered a bit queer if you didn’t have a bumboy. Then christianity came along and it was only priest who had secret bumboys.

  47. 47

    Depends upon what you mean by your terms.

    Ewa fancies you (see below)

    I would regard that as progress. You might not!

    One man’s meat …

  48. 48
    An Englishman says:

    Is that the same woman? If so, that picture must have been taken about 30 years ago, and most women change an awful lot in that sort of time.

  49. 49

    Hope that ‘clock’ was not yet another Freudian typo, Ewa.

  50. 50
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    hi ya E

    No-one wants to kill Carole so no protction required, Tony however….

  51. 51
    The Paragnostic says:

    Papaya, watermelon and volcanic mud, it was – Rense has the story preserved for posterity.

    http://www.rense.com/general18/tonylizards.htm

  52. 52
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    LOL Cat

    will keep my skeletons in my closet, last time i was open about being gay i got loads of grief, so will keep my cards close to my chest.

  53. 53
    Big Billy Hague says:

    Don’t talk about Dr Fox like that.

  54. 54
    Big Billy Hague says:

    Where do babies come from Taxpayer? Which orifice?

  55. 55
    nell says:

    Well I’m glad she’s got a happy ending but there’s no happy ending for cricket with those convictions today. I have no sympathy with butt and asif -they were the senior sportsmen in their team and should have been setting a good example for the game and their country.

    But I do feel sorry for young amir – he was only 18 and the other two pressured him disgracefully and in the process they’ve ruined the career of a young man who would have been headed to being one of the greatest bowlers of our time.

  56. 56
    nell says:

    no.no.

    I am looking forward to watching our st tone and the letterbox-one grow old ungracefully as they continue to try and con the dictators of the world out of their blood soaked £billions.

  57. 57

    I would advise you not to go there in order to collect signatures.

  58. 58
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    nell

    I agree and the amirs credit he pleaded guilty on 16th sept and didnt waste money on going to a full trail, However i believe an example has to made of these cricketters as a deterrent to others.

    All 3 must NEVER be allowed on a cricket field again.

  59. 59
    nell says:

    Give her credit. She looks after herself.

    Perhaps the coalition should make her our health and fitness tsar y’know like gordon was fond of doing with loadsapeople – tsar for this, tsar for that.

    She might actually be useful. I feel sure she could teach prezza a thing or two about eating less and exercising more!! He might even live a bit longer if he had the sense to listen to her!!

  60. 60
    Steve P says:

    <>

    Is this supposed to be difficult?

    According to Wiki she is 3 months under 50.

  61. 61

    They were “chanting to each of the four winds”?

    Doesn’t mention Prescott anywhere else in the article…

  62. 62
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    She might be nearly 50 Tony but I saw her on TV tonight and I would not mind having a crack. Do you have her number?

  63. 63
    Ewanme says:

    :) cat x .

    BTW – Quantum mechanics is such a mind-fuck , ain’t it ??

    E x .

  64. 64
    Ewanme says:

    Sounds about right , I spose .

    Accordin to Wiki , I’s still 28 , sweeetheart x .

    E x .

    P.S. My brain is slightly younger , tho :)

  65. 65
    Ewanme says:

    Hmmmm .

    Tony is a wrong-un , ain’t he Billy ???

    I doesn’t like the guy .

    E x .

  66. 66
    A head for facts says:

    In your case …

  67. 67
    A head for facts says:

    Nursey, I think you’ll find that’s ACDC, just like Mr. Brown’s.

  68. 68
    annomymous says:

    Or that Poly Peck Geeza

  69. 69
    The Paragnostic says:

    I think he was back in Blighty at the time pretending to be Prime Minister.

    At least with Rusty and Clegg it’s hard to tell the difference when the role switches – the days of Prezza making a fool of himself are gone.

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    Billy Bowden is the biggest cunt ever ! says:

    hiya honey

  71. 71
    fuck cricket says:

    Not you as well you daft old bat.

  72. 72
    pete says:

    The unredacted version. Nice juicy nipples, yum yum. What IS the matter with Billy, he’d rather suck on cock. Yuk..

  73. 73
    inyourendo says:

    So it’s alright for you to be a dirty fucker and nobody else, eh Scatty? Fucking hypocrite.

  74. 74
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Every hole’s a goal!!

  75. 75
    AC1 says:

    Cat’s in 2 minds about QM.

  76. 76
    Homophobic Pride says:

    Don’t mention it, all part of the service.

  77. 77
    AC1 says:

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20128458-503544/cain-campaign-we-raised-$250k-yesterday/

    Herman Cain’s chief of staff Mark Block said the campaign raised a quarter of a million dollars online Monday, calling it one of the campaign’s “best fundraising days ever.”

    Cain spent Monday denying reports of sexual harassment alleged when he was head of the National Restaurant Association. The GOP frontrunner characterized allegations as a “witch hunt” against him.

    “This bull’s eye on my back has gotten bigger,” Cain said in a scheduled appearance at the National Press Club yesterday.

    On Tuesday, Block attributed fundraising success to Cain’s message on jobs resonating around the country.

    “Obviously we’re doing something right,” he said at a forum in Washington on the 2012 election sponsored by National Journal.

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    Lord Trombone says:

    JUST HOW NOT IN TUNE WITH THE WORKING PEOPLE OF ENGLAND CAN YOU BE?

    We fucking hate camped out protestors in Dale Farm and St Pauls
    They are benefit cheating scum; they are non contributing thieves
    THEY NEED TO TRY COMMUTING TO A LOW PAY JOB TO PAY THE BILLS FOR % YEARS GETTING NOWHERE

    they are hooons

    THE CHURCH is guilty of extended a branch to these wanders.
    NO NO NO !

    Tell them to fuck off and die

    On resigning, Dean Knowles said: “The past fortnight has been a testing time for the chapter and for me personally.
    “It has become increasingly clear to me that, as criticism of the cathedral has mounted in the press, media and in public opinion, my position as Dean of St Paul’s was becoming untenable.
    “In order to give the opportunity for a fresh approach to the complex and vital questions facing St Paul’s, I have thought it best to stand down as Dean, to allow new leadership to be exercised.”
    The Occupy London movement has issued a statement saying their protest was about “social justice, real democracy and challenging the unsustainable financial system that punishes the many and privileges the few”.
    Their continuing protest came as at least 12 people were arrested last night after a large group of protesters clashed with police outside the Houses of Parliament over plans to criminalise squatting.

  80. 80
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    I’m genuinely saddened by the whole sorry affair. Cricket was the one sport (after rugby’s “blood-gate” and swapping the ball for Wilkinson) that I still believed had a “gentlemanly” code of conduct (probably can’t say that these days…). I would genuinely be absolutely shocked if any England players were at it, though – I just don’t think they would.

    I, too, feel sorry for Amir. When I was a young trainee solicitor, not much older than him, my senior partner in the shitty firm I was working at made me do things which I knew were unethical, but there was no way I could realisitcally say “no” and still have any career left. Hopefully, though, he can do some good with cricket training scemes for youngsters or some such in the future.

  81. 81
    People really need to come up with more amusing monikers says:

    It’s not big. It’s not clever. And it makes you look like an uneducated tit.

    Are you a socialist by any chance?

  82. 82
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    In addition the current era can be seen as quite louche and debauched – in human history periods like this have often been followed by periods of puritanism (for want of a better word).

  83. 83

    I love mind-fucks.

    They are almost as good as real ones.

    But as Ewa might say:

    Wot is real hun ??

    Hows i doin so far babes ??

    Seriously, I love Physics. I place it on a level with Philosophy.

    SC x

  84. 84
    nell says:

    Yes well I hope he doesn’t get a prison sentence. But also doing some cricket schemes for youngsters is not the same as becoming one of the best bowlers in the world , which he would have done, is it? Just become of some greedy, corrupt evil men that I hope they lock up for a long time,.

  85. 85
    nell says:

    I sort of hold a hope Bill that perhaps amir might find a way back onto the cricket pitch for his country, If only!!

  86. 86
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Ah, fabulous.

    Nearly fifty now, eh? Per hour? Half hour?

  87. 87
    nell says:

    I suspect fc that the daft old bat here is you, because it certainly is not anyone else on this blog.

    Mind I think that’s a bit unkind to bats. Did you know that bats only live in very clean environments!!

  88. 88

    Oh all right. I’ll ask you to explain yourself to the assembled company. If you can prove what you say (and not fall foul of it yourself), then you win. Otherwise case not proved. Your call.

  89. 89
    Sir William Waad says:

    Are we sure that the trial wasn’t fixed? In particular, why did the jury stay out for so long?

  90. 90
    Ewanme says:

    I knows where u’s comin from , hun x .

    I really dug maffs before my bonce self-imploded .

    It woz like learnin a language but wivvout the annoyin foreign stuff .

    You’s doin fine cat :)

    E x .

  91. 91

    Nonsense. He makes a fool of himself every waking second. And even when he is asleep. There is no other mode. It’s Prescott. It’s what he does.

  92. 92
    Ewanme says:

    I’m all monikered out.

  93. 93
    Confucius, He says:

    Mathematics is the language of the gods. Ahhh, so.

  94. 94

    You only say that your bonce self-imploded.

    It seems clear to me that you have a very consistent, if unconventional, approach. And excellent clarity.

    If you’re alive, then you are not dead , hun x .

    Any brain that is alive can improve. Even mine. Even someone who is in their 90s. They can still learn something. Even on the day they die.

    You are much younger. There is so much more for you to do.

    SC x .

  95. 95
    Confucius, He says:

    Billy is Ewa’s third-choice crumpet after Man On Waterloo Bridge, Igonnakumagin Jack USA and Mr. lower case simon_coulter.

  96. 96
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Blimey! She’s bloody fanciable!

    [Male Chauvinist mode]

    Cooor blimey guvna! Weeuuuuurgh! Eh? Eh? Phwoaaar! Know whadda mean? Eh? Wouldn’t have minded gettin me ‘ands on a pair of those pokies for the extra hour on Sunday night! Eh? Weeuuuuuuurgh!!

    [/Male Chauvanist mode]

    P.S. I presume you’d like her to suck on your “yucky” cock? Yes? That’d be her sexual preference, then. Think about it.

  97. 97
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Expenses.

  98. 98
    Where have I seen this before? says:

    Hey Copycat see earlier

  99. 99
    A Man on the Street says:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/1156577/Alastair-Campbell-Cherie-Blair-Carole-Caplin.html

    Nips are a bit too puffy for my liking. I would throat fuck her though.

  100. 100
    A woman says:

    Er-and most men.

  101. 101
    nell says:

    Y’know pollytwaddle is 16 years older than carole caplin.

    I suspect that in 16 years time caplin will look far better than the auld harridan does today. carole talks more sense too!!

  102. 102

    Do I detect any jealousy here ………………..?

  103. 103
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Cant happen, anytime he bowls a no-ball his teamates/media/oppo are going to think that he done it on purpse.

  104. 104
    only asking says:

    Didn’t she used to live with that Aussie conman Peter Foster?

  105. 105
    Quaker Oats says:

    thanks Pete. Love Puffy

  106. 106
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    No, I know, but life’s twists, turns and tribulations often lead to us achieving more than we ever thought possible. Just not always in the arena that we had anticipated.

    If that makes sense…

  107. 107

    Sometimes, if you want to get a message across, you have to repeat it.

    Think EU petitions and you may just cotton on.

    Have a nice evening.

  108. 108
    Grendel's stepmother says:

    What is the “not” doing in that sentence?

  109. 109

    Sometimes, if you want to get a message across, you have to repеat it.

    Think EU petitions and you may just cotton on.

    Have a nice evening.

  110. 110
    WVM says:

    You are Billy and I claim my free T shirt and mug.

  111. 111
    Ewanme says:

    Ok , darlin x .

    Thanx for the words of encouragement .

    I’s deffo gonna wake up in time for The Wright Stuff tomorrow .

    Ur E x .

  112. 112
    The Paragnostic says:

    It doesn’t bode well for Rooney’s father – the parallels are almost too close for comfort.

    On another sporting topic, isn’t it great that Alain Rolland has been eliminated from any involvement in the Wales matches of the 6 Nations? The tosser spoiled the world cup, and I’m surprised he’s been kept on at all…

  113. 113

    It depends upon where you wish the negation to fall. Upon the petition or upon Billy – or both.

  114. 114
    The Grim Reaper says:

    The benefit of extending Prescott’s life being?

  115. 115
    Ewanme says:

    We is all Billy , except me , an I doffs my flaps in ur general direction , petal xx .
    ;)

  116. 116

    I’m just hoping that David Deutch is right about parallel universes. If so, Verschränkung is not a problem.

  117. 117
    Ewanme says:

    OMG !!

    Her ailerons an nippless is so swollen !!!

    Looks like her collagen wallah missed my a mile !!

    Stupid people evrywhere , I spose .

    E x .

  118. 118
    Cricket is Tai Chi for poofs says:

    Bliar! Anyone connected to the mass murderer are money magnets. Wtf?

  119. 119
    Ewanme says:

    *by*

    Typin ain’t my strong point :(

    E tc xx

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    nell says:

    Everyone is allowed one mistake in life. That was hers.

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    It must be all that Tuscan sun. Bad for the skin.

    And it sends you deranged. Look at the mad scribblings of any champagne lefties who’ve spent time in Tuscany (all of them). QED.

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    nell says:

    Hmmmmm??

    ……………………….

    …………………………..

    …………………………………..

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    nell says:

    Honestly the way you lot go on about these things anyone would think they’ve only become an issue in recent times!!

    Ancient Greece could teach you a thing or two about every which way there is around sex. All of it was very common and entirely acceptable between consenting adults, then, before and since!!

    So do give over!!

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    nell says:

    Oh Bill I thinks that’s so sad!! I hope you’re wrong!!

  125. 125
    nell says:

    He’s just a baby. It seems so unfair!

  126. 126
    A head for facts says:

    Yes and look what happened to that bunch of pansies.

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    WVM says:

    FFS Billy, if you’re on a ADHD buzz go sign some epetitions will yer.

    http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions?order=desc&page=1&sort=count&state=open

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    A head for facts says:

    Do you bowl turnips, nell?

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    nell says:

    Sorry P but I do not regard rooney’s father, who is approaching 60, in the same light as amir.

    He was under no pressure to be dishonest, yet chose to do it to con and trough as money as possible out of sport.

    He was old enough to know better. He should share the same fate as butt and asif.

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    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Luckily I have no idea who Alain Rolland might be. He sounds French, but I suppose he can’t help that. And if you’re talking about rugby (and I fear you are), you have just alienated 99.9% of this dismal thread’s readership.

  131. 131
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Erm … increased expendature in the food sector to boost the economy?

    Oh, no, wait – that’s public money anyway. He was effectively a one-man quantitative easing machine through the VAT on his restaurant bills.

    As you were.

  132. 132
    Democracy EU style says:

    Just noticed the “Britain wants referendum to leave EU” now has 40k plus signatories already and has 10 months more to go if needed. Think they’ll have it in the bag by Christmas.

  133. 133
    the stench of hypocrisy says:

    Polly is apparently taking time out from writing her Guardian column.
    How lovely to be in such a healthy financial situation that one can simply stop work for a few months.

  134. 134
    nell says:

    Turnips sweetie are grown by farmers for feeding to animals in the winter.

    Their cousins , parsnips are roasted for serving with sunday dishes such as chicken or leg of lamb.

    Their other cousins swedes are boiled and then mashed with butter and herbs and served as an additional vegetable especially with Xmas Lunch.

    But alas our urban labour lot wouldn’t understand any of that – they think meat and veg comes out of tesco or sainsbury centres!!

  135. 135

    I wonder what Mrs Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur would have to say about that …

  136. 136
    JPR says:

    Rolland is the half French ref who speaks fluent French and was astonishingly picked to ref the France-Wales match.
    Surprisingly France won…

  137. 137
    Axe the TV Tax says:

    Please sign this if you so wish, it’s the most popular anti-TV tax e-petition and has 10 months left to run with the number of signatures at 2,611 so far.

    http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/264

  138. 138
    A cook says:

    I eat turnips.
    I put them in pasties and stews.

  139. 139
    nell says:

    As for alain rolland the graudian thinks he is the next best thing to sliced bread – I suspect Wales have a different view! So do I!!

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    WVM says:

    It is my opinion that the BBC should be treated as any other company. The letters are unsolicited, and that is all that matters.

    The DVLA do not send letters to people without driving licences to remind them that it is an offence to drive on public roads without a licence, and tell them that they face a fine if they do not have one.

  142. 142
    Bit Piccy says:

    I’ll sign one for halving the tax.

  143. 143
    AC1 says:

    No. Us men mature, women go sour.
    ;)

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    A. N. Other Cook says:

    I grow turnips specially to eat.

    They’re lovely in a beef stew, as long as they’re picked young, before they go all … you know … farty-tasting.

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    Anonymous says:

    Billy, the fact that you don’t have any social interaction with women does not mean that you are gay. To be gay your need to have at least some social interaction with men. You don’t have any interaction with men or women – you get up, sit in your booth all day, and then go home. This website is your life. Even your parents don’t talk to you.

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    Anonymous says:

    he is not gay – no men or women speak to him never mind shag him. Saying he is gay is all about getting noticed. This website is his life.

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    nell says:

    She’s a personal pal of militwit and bobcrow and a committed champagne socialist.

    They will all Xmas holiday together in tuscany and cuba and possibly corfu with tone’s and mandy’s pals – it’s what the uk labour party does. I wonder if saif is hiding under their beds somewhere – he’s certainly gone to ground !!

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    nell says:

    ++++Laugh+++++

    Oh that is sooo funny!!!

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    saffron says:

    I know that this is absolutely O/T.
    Relative to what seems like a shitstorm which could engulf us in this latest round of EUSSR crap.
    The greeks are in my honest opinion are playing last ditch politics,and when I say greeks I am not talking about the ordinary greeks.
    I am talking about the greek premiership of a certain family over many years.
    Why oh why does power corrupt intelligence,the greeks should never never have signed up to the euro in that their economy was minor compared especially to the german one.
    PLenty of cash before their eyes was the order of the day,as it was in the eyes of Portugal and Ireland,now the pigeons are coming home to roost.
    To me the answer is this,tell you what EUSSR the markets will either make you or break you,and I really suspect they will break you,and to me you can’t do jack shit about it.

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    nell says:

    Not quite as you were as apparently he owns part of the restaurant!!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    And you prove my point. thanks.

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    nell says:

    Tuscan sun? More likely the wine!!

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    AC1 says:

    Telling the unfashionable truth is always funny.

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    nell says:

    Let’s see ……top 4 epetitions in support of grassroots economy…..

    1. referendum needed on whether we need membership of the eu (possibly not)

    2. referendum needed on reducing price of fuel by reducing tax.

    3. referendum needed on getting shut of the beeb (sooner rather than later)

    4. referedum needed on limited immigration to people who will work and are of use to us.

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    Glad All Over says:

    talking of happy endings – you know that well known situation where a woman has a baby and doesn’t know the father …. well Hugh Grant’s had a baby and he doesn’t know who the mother is!!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8863568/About-a-Girl-Hugh-Grant-delighted-at-becoming-first-time-father-at-51.html

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    pete says:

    Sucky cocky Billy….NOOooooooo!!!!!

    Sucky cocky Carol…YAYeeeeeeee!!

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    nell says:

    OK sweeties off to bed – bit amused at the way some people react on here about sex – It’s been around a long time darlings and honestly the way you lot go on about these things anyone would think it’s only become an issue in recent times!!

    Ancient Greece could teach you a thing or two about every which way there is around sex. All of it was very common and entirely acceptable between Consenting Adults, then, before and since!! The important words are ‘private’ and ‘consenting adults’.

    So do give over!!

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    inyourendo says:

    I rest my case, you’re a fucking windbag who likes the sound of his/her own voice. Sorry for late reply, I’ve actually got a life beyond these walls.

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    Groucho says:

    “Women should be obscene and not heard”

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    Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

    Ed, you plonker, there was no money left

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    iggle piggle says:

    nell, I hate the fact that men are bumming other men behind closed walls and bushes. It makes my flesh creep and gives me nightmares.

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    psycho khazars push for WW3 to cover up multi-trillion heist from furious goy says:

    Seriously fag boy, how much do you get paid by Izzy to sell out your own people – presuming you are Oirish, and not another crypto.

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    Former Home Secretary in light entertainment shock! says:

    I know many of you are fans of Ann Widdecombe. She’s now hosting her own quizshow for Sky TV, Cleverdicks. Recording in November. Get your tickets here, Ann fans! http://www.sroaudiences.com/

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Tries again as modded.

    http://order-order.com/2011/11/01/carole-caplin-gets-a-happy-ending/#comment-1121678

    In front of guido or behind?

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    Anonymous says:

    Billy can’t get his link up proper, hahahahahahahahahaha….

    ha

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    gooooaaaalllllllll!!!!! says:

    UK set to lose 6th largest economy placing to………..Brazil!

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    Shergar's head says:

    Go to the country, Dave. Go to the country and rid yourself of the alien Lib Dem many tentacled creature.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Looks like a certain twat is having an episode…..

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    Peter Mangledbum says:

    Did she swallow Tony, just like I do?

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    Well it's a thought says:

    It appears to some women doing the papers on Sky that we don’t know what’s going on inthe EU, we don’t have a fkin grasp!.
    Wake up children we are being told their’s something going on ffs.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Waste of money, if we vote the wrong way they will keep asking until we give the right answer.

    O/T
    :-(

    Reckons going to get blocked By our host.

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    AC1 says:

    Holland is trying to take stop the greek peoples referendum!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guess this will join the Q

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    Well it's a thought says:

    The Greek referendum won’t get past today, the EU by that I mean the none elected, none democratic, troughers won’t let it.

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    Harriet Harman says:

    I’d lick that Carol Caplin’s muff ’til her piss flaps bleed

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

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    confused says:

    YUp Your dead methiks

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    confused says:

    Crikey Her tits have tits

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    ? says:

    Watching the video of the plane making a belly flop into Warsaw reminds me yet again to ask. Why the F*%k haven’t airport runways got CCTV?

    It must be bleeding obvious to everyone that they have not got CCTVS and it would help for a multitude of reasons if they were fitted. But they ain’t. Why not?

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    Darky Boy says:

    Woo Woo.

    The Greekos are backing their PM.

    THERE WILL BE A REFRENDUM.

    Bring on the Euro Spring.

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    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    Cause the cat would be out of the bag………..

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    I Got Bored Of Having A Hundred Monikers.... says:

    Surprise

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    Anonymous says:

    Shag would her I!

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    Archie says:

    Shag would her I!

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    albacore says:

    Oo-er!
    Just you wait till somebody tells Dave about this.
    Won’t he be cross!

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    One for the Pot says:

    YUK! My most unfavourite veggies are turnips, parsnips and, especially, swedes. I intensely dislike the taste of all of them. Been like that ever since I was force fed them at a school lunch when I was about 6 years old just after the war ended. I threw up all over the table. Stupid effing teacher thought she knew it all. Funny how some things in life stay in the mind cupboard for ever.

    Needless to say I have never been anywhere near any of them since.

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    Archie says:

    But Cameron assured us that he knew exactly what he was doing when he started bombing Libya!

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    The lights are going out all over Europe.... says:

    The Great Experiment is almost over….Greece has finished it……but expect a bit of arm twisting in Athens from Sarko and Klebs to-day in an attempt to save it….. but the Greeks have a long history of sticking two fingers up at the germans and th and the Greeks think the Germans owe them …this brings the day nearer when “Dave” will have to concede that referendum…

    https://submissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/20133

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    Vladimir Putin says:

    harman Cain’s chief of staff replied “Is it bcuzz I izz Block?”

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    Taxfodder says:

    If Tony did not shag her 69 ways before breakfast he is a bigger idiot that I already gave him credit for.

    Errrr….perhaps not then!

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    Archie says:

    Mexico? It’s a wonder that they didn’t catch something terminal, or at least seriously life threatening!

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    Anonymous says:

    Too specific.
    They’re all Liebore.

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    Tony Bliar the champagne socialist says:

    Wow I honestly didn’t see that coming……roll eyes………..

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    Pedant says:

    Nearly 50 could of course mean anything from 46 to 54…

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    A woman says:

    Mature as in a slice of crusty smelly Stilton?

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    John Bellingham says:

    If you really want to see sharp practice, gamesmanship, bad faith and blatant cheating, then you should come to my bowls club.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Apart from all the blokes called Abdul on the car ferry, just who is likely to invade us by sea at the moment?

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    That picture is no good for my diet. Now I have a craving for a Walnut Whip.

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    Pedant#1 says:

    Brazilian Beef for all!

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    I’ll put you down as an unable to explain then.

    Case dismissed.

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    Now I know you’re not serious.

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    Anonymous says:

    Did Blair bone her? I would have.

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