Heated Confusion
After their tent village was exposed as a sham yesterday, it seems the Occupy London protestors, and especially their designated spin-doctors, are getting a little bit grumpy. Guido hears that a Bryn phoned up the UKIP press office to make a complaint about Nigel Farage’s comments in yesterday’s Express about the threat to Remembrance Sunday. Guido didn’t have them down as Express readers, but maybe they picked up a copy in Starbucks. The gist of their strange complaint was that Farage was making “political capital” out of the protest. It’s not about politics, apparently…
wankers
Viva Millets!
Great work, Guido! Keep fingering and banging up the young arseholes!
We were all at the party in tent 16.
Brilliant. We boogied till dawn.
Young people don’t sleep.
I fu-king love it. Dont forget that we are going to lend the Greek economic system more CASH to pay back to the BANKS. Then that will F-ck us and F-ck the Greeks.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Lets put the TAX up and Pay politicians more. Fraudsters and Warmongers Bankrupt Capitalism.
If we still had the News Of The World we could read about the vicars, chancellors and choirboys. I do miss it. And the Spot The Balls competition – it was fun picking out Ed and Yvette.
Lazy wank splats !!
All you tossers waiting for some right wing revolution in this country are pissing in the wind. I’ve been coming to this site for years, all you lot do is bitch and moan about politicians and bankers, but when some one actually starts to do something against them, you all fall in line like good little sheep. Pathetic
We don’t do revolutions in the UK we just have a moan overa nice cup of tea and a biccy instead… the Earl Grey Spring of Darjeeling Revolution doesn’t quite have the same cache of Arab Spring or Velvet Revolution does it ??
Just another group of welfare spongers.
I’ve been overseas for several weeks. Straight up question, as I must have missed something. What has St. Pauls got to do with bankers ?
The protesters are camping on plots of land at St Paul’s which is opposite the London Stock Exchange, which the anti-capitalists can protest against.
If they were protesting against corporatism at the Bank of England, then I might think that they would have a point.
Protesting against the very capitalism which we need to drag us out of the economic mess the corporatists have landed us in does not make sense to me.
We need MORE capitalism, as there is less and less of it in this country.
Closest Starbucks to LSE!?
St Paul’s epistle to the Thessalonians
2 Thessalonians 3:10-11
“For we hear that some among you are leading an undisciplined life, doing no work at all, but acting like busybodies. “
Oh yes, at last young people are making a stand against the evil capitalists by bravely putting up tents and then going home to mummy. That’ll show ‘em.
55 Anonymous says: October 26, 2011 at 9:32 am
“All you tossers waiting for some right wing revolution in this country are pissing in the wind. I’ve been coming to this site for years, all you lot do is bitch and moan about politicians and bankers, but when some one actually starts to do something against them, you all fall in line like good little sheep. Pathetic”
Couldn’t agree more, Anonymous.
I also agree best comment in a while
Plenty of internet warriors on here.
As people often say if you have the chance get out of this country while you can.
So i am off to Poland with the mrs have fun with the Lib/Lab/Con’s in this dump of a country.
Glad you managed to copy and paste that bit. Most of us missed it the previous few times it was posted. You might want to repeat it a couple more times at the end of the thread – just in case one of the educated people on here missed it.
Cat says: October 26, 2011 at 12:43 pm
“Glad you managed to copy and paste that bit.”
What bit? I don’t know which bit you are referring to. You should copy and paste so that people know what you are referring to.
Bet they prefer a banker though to a homeless squatter taking up residence in their tent .
“I’ve been coming to this site for years ….”
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You must really like us.
The tents are empty, just like their arguments!
Seems to me that all the Church Authorities have to do is remove those tents during the night that are clearly unoccupied much as music festival organisers do at the end of the festival for abandoned tents…they then give them to charities such as Oxfam etc…..all in keeping with the Christian tenets etc…and how can these well-off protestors argue with donating their tents to the third world…seems in keeping with their anti-capitalist beliefs to me…to re-cycle their belongings to more needy people
All you tossers waiting for some kind of right wing revolution in this country are pissing in the wind. I’ve been coming to this site for years, all you lot do is bitch and moan about politicians and bankers, but when some one actually tries to stand up to them, you all fall in line like good little sheep. Pathetic.
The real tossers are those who post the same garbage twice in 3 minutes.
I believe you have already mentioned this. You were talking balls then and still are!
Neat trick with autofill!
It is worth remember ing some of the great lies repeated by spin-doctors in the past: ‘The sun goes round the earth’, ‘the war will be over by Christmas’, ‘Peace in our Time’, ‘Weapons of Mass destruction’, ‘Global Warming’. ‘These tents are full’ does not have quite the same ring to it, but it is a lie nevertheless.
Despte being a person who has ben on many many prtests in my time, including having once camped, without enough tents, in several feet of mud outside an American cruise missile base, (without a Starbucks for 20 miles), I still find your ignorance of the extent to which yours is a parody of a real protest camp more amusing than pathetic.
As they would say in St Pauls Cathedral, ‘Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do’.
When you fuck off could you see your way to take the rest of your lot with
Bye now
You miss our point its someone elses money and property we are talking about !
I don’t even know why they’re there, does anyone?
Oh hang on, they’re not there!
Does Guido understand that red text denotes anger to the Chinese?
Farage should have spoken to the Gruniard (if they will let him) so that these young budding champagne socialists will realise there is no hiding place for them now.
Red is an auspicious colour in China, used for weddings and when the stock market is making gains.
+1.
In so far as they are against the bankers, that’s ok with me, bankers are worthless brain dead tossers – bugger off to tax free havens and let’s start again. I can’t see they – the “protesters” are making any positive contribution to the downfall of banking – they’re not even camping in the right place.
The Police in Melbourne had the right idea, when the Protesters would not leave the City square after being ordered to by the Supreme court, they were forcibly ejected one by one and dragged off to be arrested. Every one of them.
WTF cannot the Police do that in the UK? This country is soft…
Human Rights Act ? We are lumbered with this “lawyers charter” whist “Oz” isn’t ??
Yes one we are finished with our Gap year protesting around the world we are going to open our own Human rights Law firm. Daddy says we can have the money to get it up and running.
Too true.
Its worth remembering that when the Human Rights Act was being brought into play, Cherie Blair set up Matrix Chambers – a firm of lawyers specialising in Human Rights cases. Kerrr-ching…..
100 Lord Lucan says: October 26, 2011 at 10:11 am
“WTF cannot the Police do that in the UK? This country is soft…”
Yeah, all us sensible people should make our voices heard!
Maybe we should write to our MPs! That’ll work!
Or maybe organise a protest to show our disapproval at the state of the country, obviously being careful not to impact on anything or anyone lest we upset some people’s sensibilities or cause a modicum of disruption, even though we think these issues are very serious and not being given enough consideration by those in power, such as the media or Government! Maybe we could hold a sit in somewhere like the Outer Hebrides! That’ll work!
Sheeple.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/thermal-imaging-proves-capitalism-doesn't-work-201110264466/
DM has it right, as usual.
This blog should just have a permanant link to DM.
Not just regurgitate wank spewed by PR and spinners
That’s the job of the regular press
oh look, be fair, they were probably just taking their washing home to their mums
Burn them
+1
Possibly not the right place to suggest burning people.
Especially with 05\11 coming up shortly.
Guido will get twitchy.
W.W.
Another load of welfare spongers.
*chortle*
When are we going to get the polls asking if we want water cannon to be used on them? Or are they too middle class?
“….are they too middle class?”
Like the rest of the cvnty protesters of UKuncut, white-collar, publicy sector TUC parasites and the Labour Party. Left-wing politics is dominated by middle-class wankers pretending that they’re not.
and they wonder why there is bugger-all sympathy amongst ordinary people for these hypocritical left-wing tossers!
They have the background …….. and the guilt !
Remember, Meacher’s father was a mere farm worker, just forgot to say he owned the farm !
Meacher went to my school. Public schoolboy (although it was a third rate one where the CCF had control). If ……..
Had to laugh last night as Michael Grade, (Baron Grade of Yarmouth, educated at Stowe and St. Dunstan’s) desciribed himself as ‘working class’!!!!!!!!
These wankers all do that!
WHY does anyone WANT to describe themselves as working class? Take a bloody look at the current working (NOT working) class!
Release the hounds.
W.W
They once removed all the bins from that area due to the risk of planted explosive devices. Surely empty tents pose a far greater risk as a terrorist tool?
They should all be arrested for lurking without tent.
+1
Labour Thug in Trouble Again.
http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/politics/snp-mp-quits-over-threat-by-top-labour-politician-1.1131240
and here
http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/doing_his_bit_for_the_party_not_according_to_snp_s_only_female_mp_1_1929549?commentssort=1&commentspage=13
Those empty tents ought to be regarded as lost property by the City Police and simply removed to storage. If the owners want them back, they can come and claim them and pay a suitable feel to cover the cost of their removal and storage.
If they don’t turn up within a week, give them to the Scouts or local schools to help them run campign trips.
Lost property…. no way.
Treat them as litter – to be placed in a compacting garbage truck.
That’s a better idea, they will have to go out and buy another one if they want to carry on, capitalism at it’s best!
Send in the bulldozers – works in Indian shanties…
and with Israel
+1 Good idea John !
Fine them for fly tipping.
That’s the riight sort of thinking
Better still, hold a series of pointless meeting to ‘discuss’ the problem of fly-tipping, ignore the ideas generated by local people and allow the sitation to deteriorate further.
You can do this whilst claiming the city you run is the ‘Uk’s environment capital’ and continue to collect a huge salary whilst most of the idiots you pretend to work for are suffering genuine financial hardship!
Nice!!!!
“pay a suitable feel”?
Not hug-a-hoodie tactile bollocks but a typo, I hope.
Agree completely otherwise.
oh yeh, the private city police force are a real bunch of heroes, you spineless lackeys, you really do deserve the culling that is coming
Ha ha, oh dear.
Nameless one. Perhaps you might care to confirm:
1. How many of the protesters’ parents took advantage of cheap credit from the very bankers they now supposedly despise? Did the kids complain about lavish Xmas gifts or extra allowances/holidays? Did they give the money back on principle?
2. How many of the protesters parents earn livings in the financial sector – again have the kids moved out in protest?
3. They are no better than the rest of the political classes. In Parliament,in a tent,who cares, all the same. The ones in the House don’t represent us and neither do the part- time campers.
The cull can come anytime -as long as it removes the f-king political classes and their hangers on,including well heeled,office hours only protesters.
Treat the empty tents as litter, then if they turn up to complain / reclaim the tent, give them a FPN – a green approach they should all agree with
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Donut or cream bun.
You bloody idiot why didn’t you let plod evict them
surely…
(..)
I’m serious and Don’t call me Shirley
Apologies Bob..
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Apologies for going O/T, but this – even from the Mail – is worth a read:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2053465/EU-referendum-Britain-deception.html
The moral of this story is: Don’t stand for Parliament unless you can lie through your teeth, and anyone with anything resembling a conscience should not apply.
Meanwhile in the Graun…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/oct/26/uk-euro-eurozone#start-of-comments
The fact that the Euro is in the inevitable process of going bang seems to have passed him by.
Oh and this…
ttp://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/oct/25/europhobes-need-german-lessons
Fucking loons.
presumably he’s an expert on eu membership and its glories in much the same way monbiot is an expert on melting himalayan glaciers and climate change!!
There is currently a concerted attempt by the Left to present the failure of the Euro as just a bump in the Road. Polly was banging on about “Europe is our desitiny” yesterday in CiF. Funny but apalling at the same time. She would drive the UK into Greece-like status for the sake of some discredited idea.
It should be an act of Treason to pass sovereignty in any British matter to another country or supra-national body. UK Parliament must always have the final say.
This may help to explain the Euro crisis:
Most amusing.
“Britain should consider joining the euro”.
Has Monk been asleep for the past decade?
youngmrnell ,at the moment, spends 2/3 nights in London working
He’s complaining that because of this lot ,who are booking hotels overnight, rather than staying in the tented compound, the price of hotels for ordinary working folks who need to use them, has rocketed with the demand.
So how are this anti-capitalist lot making so much money that they can afford regular london hotel bills – not to mention food deliveries from the likes of waitrose?
100 tents = 200 protesters (assume).
200 additional beds aren’t going to materially affect hotel supply – or prices. Especially as some of them will go home to sleep/kip on someone’s sofa.
where are these people doing a poo?
I bet they are dropping their oversize bean filled shits in capitalists’ toilets
apparently they’ve hired Portaloos – good capitalist company that!
Of course I thought you had to have special licences from the local council’s planning department to put them on site.
I do hope the local council is not in cahoots with this lot .
I notice many of the CiF lefties have an avatar with the words “The Portaloo Massacre”,
What’s that about?
I’ve never heard of anyone being killed in a Portaloo.
The Peterloo Massacre 1819 in Manchester.
11 protesters were killed and hundreds were wounded.
Can’t believe that they are likening themselves to them. The truly poor unemployed destitute masses quite unfairly killed by the local Yoemanry and the bloody bone idle watste of times that are occupying St Pauls. Fools.
Wasn’t there a Conservative agent who died in one at a pop festival during the year ?
Maybe that is why we consider ourselves an important movement
Meanwhile y’ere in Bristle (Bristol) we ‘as a part toime invasion of the Counts Louse (Council House = City Hall) in College Green. Gud’n'it? Dey wonce bogs intstalled too.
A sad sight indeed – seeing young people baying for more Government, more big statism, more laws & cradle to grave interference in their lives.
This is what happens when free democracies allow the anti democratic militant hard left to turn the nations education system into an occupied zone.
Why worry about them , they’re showing themselves as to what they are, true believers in capitalism, technology wins again what!.
“Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after they’ve told you what you think it is you want to hear.”
Can’t now recall the author, but it seems pretty apt to me.
Alan Coren
Ah yes, thanks.
Applause!
Yes, but… More government means that you might, by incredible good fortune, have a better chance of getting someone in power who knows what they are doing. The current total are all hopeless, but double the total and maybe, just maybe, one will emerge as having brains.
They’ll be uspet that he’s commented again today then, tossers.
Ooooo scratch your eyes out, catch me if you can, coooeee Iam here.
Gun them down
A bit violent – just charge ‘em the two grand a day being lost, that’ll get rid of ‘em.
http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/green-living/osbornes-antigreen-agenda-splits-coalition-2375993.html
Ha! georgie getting something right and upsetting chrishuhne.
Sounds like geese and golden egg dreams are cracking for the huhne.
Vince Fable is too important to pay tax.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/liberaldemocrats/8849688/Vince-Cable-fined-for-failing-to-pay-25000-tax.html
Not a bit of it!
HMRC gave him a 50% discount on the fine ‘cos he’s such a nice guy.
Funny that. HMRC usually claim they have no such discretion over late VAT payment penalties. People have to appeal satying it is ‘unfair’ or using the Human Rights Act/EU Law to say that the penalties are dispropotionate.
An yone else would have received a serious misdeclaration penalty & a real fine/court case, not a slap on the wrist.
youngmrnell ,at the moment, spends 2/3 nights in London working
He’s complaining that because of this lot ,who are booking hotels overnight, rather than staying in the tented compound, the price of hotels for ordinary working folks who need to use them, has rocketed with the demand.
So how are this anti-capitalist lot affording regular london hotel bills – not to mention food deliveries from the likes of waitrose?
Daddy pays for it. Daddy is a banker / industrialist / entrepreneur.
Daddy also paid for their iPads, tents and genuine scruffy fucker clothing from Marrakesh.
Wait for the morning that they all push off to claim their benefits and remove the tents.
mobilise the ‘City’ to go and discuss the issue with them..
i suspect a full and frank exchange of views woud help them to move along..
Vince Fable has been fined £500 for failing to pay £25,000 tax on his media earnings.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/liberaldemocrats/8849688/Vince-Cable-fined-for-failing-to-pay-25000-tax.html
That’ll stuff his expenses sheet up a bit.
Quite outrageous. I mean, who in their right mind would be so stupid as to hire the old duffer?
Oh come on Vince has had a good year as a financial messiah , problem is somewhere along the line his flock found out he was a carboard cutout.
In that case I shudder to think what a bad year would look like.
Would headline of it was a Tory and calls for resignation..
..I can tell the “smash & grab” Tory backbench nutters that this is NOT going to happen whilst I am in government…. !!!!
Tax is only for the little people
Say the Greeks and Burlescone (bye-bye Snr. Tit)
He should be teathered by steel cable out on the heath for being a leech, for breaking the laws, and having three holmes roofed on expenses by the tyler, one of them in s wales. You can reid on the webb about howarthings are farron moore green. Burt he gets in his brand new carr, with a defective brake, to see his taylor, near havey nicks, as his trousers have split at the harris because he plays pocket hancock for he can no longer breed as his willis not wright and the trousers will only stay up with a cotter. The taylor says, “Nothing I can do, you should burnett.” And he sticks his tonge out.
*Claps*
Blimey cat – you watching Jeremy Kyle or summat?
Ironic that a protest that pretends to “democracy” finds the usual type of middle-class twerp like “Lucy” rising to authoritative positions. In the interest of equality, why not have one of the grunting angry-eyed stoners speaking to Sky News instead?
Even among the crusties, privilege talks.
More likely that Sky selected tghe middle class ones to interview, as they’d be less likely to spit and cuss.
That’s selection on merit, right there. In the interest of equality, “Lucy” should have declined in favour of an uneducated claimant “protester”.
Saw the occupation up close yesterday. Nice enough, well-meaning people living in fairly decent, high-quality tents. It all has a bit of Glastonbury-weekend-away-from-the-parents feel to it.
I was hoping there would be lots of ranting Sparts, mime artists and jugglers, but there was a bloke in a suit who was keen to talk to me about the joys of Islam. In classic NotW fashion I told him I was Jewish, made my excuses and left.
I know this isn’t eyespy.mp and he isn’t actually an MP but I saw Bob Crow coming out of the Red Lion in Whitehall.
Empty tents = empty gesture politics = naff
Empty heads too.
The Daily Mash, all over it as usual
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/thermal-imaging-proves-capitalism-doesn%27t-work-201110264466/
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/mps-to-receive-afghanistan-guilt-allowance-200909252090/
I do wish that The Mash would stop giving those hoons ideas – this one I can actually see them going for.
Hobby protesters must go home to feed the
cats while businesses go bust because the area
is closed to pedestrians. Meanwhile Gypsy business
is done and dusted.
The Bells, The Bells, just ring the bells for 10 mins every half hour during the night.
It wouldn’t work if they are at home in nice warm beds, would it??
If they started 24 hour bellringing (prefereably with one ringer a fraction out of time) I reckon the whole lot would be gone in a couple of days
Place the microphones close to the organ pipes, and announce that there is a sponsored Music for East Africa Famine event – complete organ works of J S Bach – and collection for charity.
Or resort to Abide with Me.
There is a gizmo which emits an extremely high frequency/pitch sound which cannot be heard by the human ear except as a piercing screech which causes a pain in the lugs. Such a toy is used to clear drunken yobs from city centres so why doesn’t some entrerprising local shopkeeper get one installed?
The thing that really pisses me off about this protest is the way certain sections of the media have been reporting it, and in particular, the BBC (who’d have thought, eh?). Given I work just across the road from their detritus, I have first hand knowledge of what’s going on. It was obvious to anyone that in the early part of last week most tents were not being used, and there were really only a handful of people showing up during the day. More turned up at the end of the week, and a different, rather more aggressive lot they were, and all in ‘uniform’. Dale farm ended?
All through this the BBC have been doing lovely fluffy pieces about them, even headlining one ‘We’re bringing business to the area’. Bollx. I know of several businesses that are in despair, some having to put people on unpaid leave. Half term would normally see a massive number of tourists, and a big boost to all the cafes/bars/shops – and very much for the Cathedral. Not this time.
One office has had to repeatedly complain to the authorities because at night an alleyway down the side of his office is being used as an open latrine. Nice.
Those stupid people have the daft idea that everyone who works in the City of London is a banker. They can’t even get their target right – what’s the Stock Exchange got to do with banking? That said, they can’t really agree on what they’re against – judging by the posters, pretty much everything – NHS cuts, war, boy scouts, Assange extradition, you name it (ok, I lied about the scouts, but you get the idea..). Why aren’t they being challenged instead of being allowed to mumble some daft utopian babble?
Two episodes that lightened my mood:
1. Last Friday a chap from the Socialist Workers Party put a little table up, dishing out some leaflets, and the table was hung with posters – ‘Stop the Cuts, kick the Tories out’. One of the swampies didn’t quite see eye to eye with his cause, and was having a right go at him, shouting and wild gesticulating on both parts – I was praying for a fight, sadly it didn’t happen, but it looked close.
2. Among all the various posters and messages hung around the place, there was one which said ‘Ideas Centre’ were people could make suggestions. Although it had been scribbled over, the first one was quite clear: ‘Get a Job’.
What he (or she) said.
+1
Good scribble, Squiggle
In the true spirit of Chriastianity, the church nut-jobs should let the oppressed campers erect their tents inside their silly building.
“Silly Building”? The wartime pinnacle of our Nation? The structure hailed to be protected at all costs? Humph!
somewhere there’s a youtube of the london blitz taken from the top of this wonderful building – 360degrees- and the whole of london was burning .
The cathedral volunteers did this amazingly brave job of sleeping out on it’s roof every night armed with firefighting equipment and stopping any fires really getting hold and most of them then went off to work in the daytime. I don’t think any of them got killed during that terrible time but’s it’s a miracle that they didn’t. And they saved a masterpiece for the rest of us to still wonder at and enjoy.
I wonder what those volunteers would have thought to that trash that’s now parked on the cathedral steps making empty protests about nothing for cheap thrills.
As a kid I recall being taken to view what was left of the then roofless Coventry cathedral.
Of course the church should let them in. And the protestors, in an equally soul-felt display of their faith, would refuse because if they accepted they might appear as mere parasitic freeloaders with malicious intent.
Er, to what extent is the intent malicious?
Killing business and reducing jobs may, to some, be seen as malicious.
Oooh er. The White scipt bug has gone red.
Its a sign. Not.
Tweet the rioters that there are very expensive tents unattended . Simps
Somebody should make up a big sign saying :
“Tents For Free to a good home. Collect Here”
Come inside my tent.
Going down on the train to London yesterday I got talking to a nice young woman who worked there.
She was so surprised when I told her about this lot shutting down the cathedral.
She hadn’t heard or read about them and didn’t know what their protest was about. As she said most working folk aren’t interested in those sort of people they’re too busy earning a living and looking after their families.
Just a sample of the workshy bums that have no compunction in living off the backs of taxpayers.
Build some work camps where they have a choice, work or starve, no state benefits.
How many of these scum disfigure themselves with tattoos and body piercings just to make themselves unemployable?
I had my cock ring installed for sexual pleasure – I’ve never told my boss, will I get the sack now?
Only if you need to pass through ferrous sensitive areas such as the nipples of Evan Davies Boyo
Protesting is the ‘new gap year’, don’t you know!
Yup
Guido all’s for political protest, just so long as it’s fanatical Catholic terrorists attempting to blow up parliament in order to give over our sovereignty to European God Bothering royalty.
Yup
Guido all’s for political protest, just so long as it’s fanatical C.atholic ter.rorists attempting to blow up parliament in order to give over our sovereignty to European God Bothering royalty.
All that is required here is a leaf blower.
Why pollute the planet? 10 mins work with a stanley knife will suffice.
In fact, I resent the council using petrol-powered blowers in parks. What’s wrong with rakes which are quiet and fume free? Enough idle fckwits around to set to the job.
Get inside a sleeping bag in your clothes, flysheet, even better plus wrapped in a tarp and thermal refective plastic blanket in your bag
Have distracting source of light
You will not be visible, a structure will be, you will not
Me thinks that a copper flogged that piccy to a gullible journalist or the pubs were open
Yeah, right. Stealth technology, of course. Why didn’t we think of that?
And there were we thinking we’d have to come up with arsh gas or an optical illusion caused by Venus.
Well it used to work, Im pretty sure that it still does
Thermal imaging isnt the same as Light intensification
They can be combined but still defeated
Dont believe all that you are fed
xxx
OOOO hold on Saif Al Islam is on my screen due to the flashing beacon on his head apart from that he is effing invisible
…And stop breathing out body-temperature air.
yes!!!!
Unless some f999999 has spent a billion quid on a special scope
you are hidden
dim front bottom
Nobody gets past my booth on my watch without a full and x ray
Nice try. If the protesters are that energy efficient they should be getting in touch with Chris Huhne.
Wrapped in PVC,
shitting in bags held by a close male friend?
Pissing in bottles
Yes, this has all the hallmarks of a classic Libdem night out
Is this what a decade of New Liebour education produces? Common sense says one still has to breathe no matter how many thermal blankets one has on. Tw@t.
Im 48 and privately educated
A fly sheet keeps of moisture the inner breathes
Use a standard Goretex bivi, zip it up and you die
You know sweet FA
I cant even be arsed explaining
…and unique. The first person I’ve ever heard brag about private education rather than pretending to be working class!
Can’t explain, you mean.
Nice brag about the posh tent though – you might even be mistaken for a capitalist pig if you’re not careful.
Privately educated? So you pay for men to 5hit on your chest. So what?
Re the goretex bivi and other stuff: at what stage does the x-files bedcover go on?
The one that makes your breath cold?
More welfare spongers.
So, due to his stunning negotiating skills, we are off the hook on Eurozone bailouts from 2013, according to slimeball Cameron
How much will we be coughing up before that date…£50billion?
According to AMEX Im off the hook for 6k until the 4th of Nov
Then the fucking bell tolls once gain
probably more than that when the eu negotiations fall apart today and the imf steps in requiring us to increase our ‘donations’
Kerry it is BRITAIN. What hope is there when a British MP can not spell Britain?
I take it, that you did not attend a grammar school.
I think she is quoting the email, bad spelling and all.
I hope to God she is quoting the email, bad spelling and all.
Is it legal for an MP to Tweet a private email from a constituent?
Doesn’t she have previous form on that sort of thing?
Yes Nell, she does have form:
“In May 2009 McCarthy repaid £402 for a second bed claimed in expenses for her one bedroom flat. She stated the claim had been made in error.”
And:
“In October 2010 McCarthy admitted a charge of electoral fraud, accepting a police caution for revealing on Twitter the number of postal votes cast per party in her constituency at the 2010 election. McCarthy apologised for her actions.”
England!
The clever bit surrounded by tentacles that it can live without
Shit a brick! I know some MPs are illiterate, but….
There was a smartly dressed young woman on the news last night, of course the tents were occupied at night but she just happened to be going home for the night so she could have a hot shower. She did not look as if she gone days living in a tent.
She didnt sound British either…
I had a sniff around there on Monday, there are hardly any English (or even British) accents. This is an international drifter-tourist protest. There are also seem to be a lot of people who are most unlikely to be Christian from their accents and demeanour who have forced the closure of a working church ( or if you don’t have time for Sky fairies– a place that plays fabulous music and earns a lot of Tourist dollars/yen/euros/yuan.)
So I’m guessing the only action you Guido Lites would contemplate in protest at the system (about the EU perhaps?) is write a few comments on a website and maybe set up a petition. And then when your voice is ignored set up another petition, and wait for another few years until your voice is ignored again. What an admirable stand you are taking. And yet you take the piss out of anyone else who gets up off their armchair. Enjoy your futile existence, idiots.
If you watch a little closer you will notice how much of the MSM is informed and influenced by this blog
Let’s see – this cathedral protest thingy is all about bringing down the current economic system or some such thing. Is that right?
And yet you need to hire portaloos from a private company
you’re people are sending for food from waitrose’s – a private company
you presumably bought your tents from – a private company
some of your people are booking themselves into local hotels – private companies – for comfortable overnight stays
others are going home to their hot showers – maintained by plumbers running private companies- for the odd night here and there
there’s a set of minutes of your committee floating around somewhere that details a discussion on which bank to deposit the monies that were being donated to your cause ………..
so which part of capitalism is it that you want to destroy ?
I do like some of their trendy fashion…where do they get that cool look.
Is it Gap or Top Shop?
Not much Primark for the cool ones.
Well put Nell.
And the point is exactly that…the ‘protesters’ are NOT getting off their armchairs. It is merely a little gathering of the out of work who all go home to Mum and Dad’s (capitalist pigs!) comfy house at night. Grow up!
As you say, you are guessing.
We look to the left for for guidance on how to have a futile existence, but thank you for alerting us to yours.
“Woman who admits biting off boyfriend’s testicles could face five years in jail”
Did she testify in court?
Fuc king hell
5 years???
Same as the mates of Benross face got for raping us all
I bet he won’t do it again, poor bugger.
Next time Handycock it will be you. So you weren’t in Iraq that time – I suppose you were off somewhere else shagging soemone else. Very convenient these three and four day Parliamentary trips – especially if you don’t actually go on them.
She is ‘going down’ for 5 years?
Vince, avoidence is legal, what ou done was evasvion hence you got find!
Amazing. He owed the taxman £25k and said he was unaware of the debt!
Shows how much money our political elite have got that they can overlook a £25k debt doesn’t it?
good thing he is not in charge of a departmental budget then!
or have a job that’s anything to do with business or accounts eh?
Arithmetic isn’t my strong point
I am very much looking forward to what saif gaddafi has to say about his contacts with you and what sort of things you obligingly did for him and his mad father.
Its remarkable just how much cash these guys have sloshing around in their accounts enabling them to toss off cheques at short notice. Reminds me of that short annoying redhead and her £13,000 expenses cheque. What was her name?
Chipmunk
A couple of ideas for the early hours:
1) Some noble volunteers arrive with air horns and give the tents a good blasting. See how many heads appear from the tents to complain.
2) Run up to the tents and shout that the police in riot kit are sneaking up on the camp.
Good idea, but the protesters are ready for this. they would stick their rears out of the tents and let off a volley of lentil-driven gasses. None can counter that.
O/T at pMQS today, is it Number 1s or number 2s?
Watching PMQs is invariably viewing a load of No 2s.
and thats if we are lucky.
They all take the piss and are shit at their jobs – so who cares
SSSS…I was looking forward to visiting their campsite and adding a few more skulls to my collection but when I switched on my infravision I found they’d all gone home to mummy and daddy. Most disappointing…SSSS
surely an unattended tent is litter.
Get the City of London cleaners in there to tidy up, what are they waiting for????
Unattended tents? Why haven’t the squatters moved in? Or a displaced family from regions distant?
ST. Paul’s protesters blame God for financial meltdown. Also won’t leave until God pays off their student loans.
http://Www.twitter.com/gusonegusone
I quite liked EDL’s final solution!
Is a politician’s bag-carrier’s bag tax deductable? Or do you have to smuggle it in as an expenses claim?
Farage, you scoundrel, how dare you make political capital out of these layabouts.
load up a chinook with tons of manure , bomb the fuckers ,that way you’d get 2 loads of shite for the price of one
Of course the tents are occupied. They are simply inhabited with people with no warmth, no heart.
Well, they are socialists after all.
And the ones without a pulse are in the shadow cabinet.
Nasty and smelly though the protestors may well be, they make a change from the antics of drunken old Etonians, military misfits, and corporate tax scroungers who’ve been over-represented in headline material this year past.
As with the recent riots, and the Atlantic Bridge racketeers, it’s merely a student prank gone too far, and not something anyone should take seriously.
Whatever !
tent city trustafarians remind me of Lios slumming it with Peter Griffin knowing at any moment she can run home to her rich Rhode Island daddy
I wonder who was the torygraph’s scientific adviser on the tent story. It has to be either Booker or Delingpole.
I wonder if any members of the LSE Hayek Society are there?
I don’t know, some of these protesters are pretty dedicated. Here’s a picture of a one-legged protester with no hands.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/600/thermalhogwash.png/
Or perhaps, I don’t know, the tent was simply blocking his heat signature. But wait if one tent can do that what about all those other ‘unoccupied’ tents.