October 19th, 2011



  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    will this be the end of it tho?

  2. 2
    PSMProductions says:

    Fox to ‘team up’ for the coming Musical “Foxy Werritty”

  3. 3
    Chucker Omanna says:

    I’ll call you back, I’m live on Daily Politics

  4. 4
    monkey for sale says:

    Behind every great man there is a great *ahem* advisor .

  5. 5
    Rat's arse says:

    I never liked Liam Fox, but I thought he could be trusted. How guillible am I?

  6. 6
    capt apollo says:

    of course not, the left with all the hypocritical piety they can manage will keep on at this one because when you have nothing to say on what really matters it’s easier to attack

  7. 7
    Jingouk says:

    Not enough humility and shame for making such a mess of his appointment.

    In the real world people have who been proven to have breached codes of ethical behaviour within organisations do not get invited back to give a victory speech and take a swipe at those who brought him to justice.

    This is yet another example of the ‘MP Club’ that leaves the electorate cold. MPs only wish to address voters concerns with appropriate behaviour when they face an election.

  8. 8
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Liam Fox has gorgeous buttocks

  9. 9
    graham smith says:

    what a dreadfully inadequate man….if coulson gets a second chance why not foxy….dave can certainly pick them…its yet more sleazy tory public school story stuff

  10. 10
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


    He is a politicon, of course he cannot be trusted.

    How you doing anyway?

  11. 11
    Engineer says:

    Probably not.

    Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition are a bit short of policies and ideas, so they have to flog every dead horse relentlessly, in the vain hope of extracting a thimble-full of juice.

    Amazed me that Milipede mentioned it at all. There are enough dodgy dealings and resignations in every government to allow Cameron to pick a range to sling back at him. Milipede would have done better to attack on the inflation figures – why are goverment allowing it to let rip?

  12. 12
    Sir William Waad says:

    Thought for the day:

    Never play Mervyn King at Monopoly.

  13. 13
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    “mysterious briefing” yes – we don’t know quite who said “walter mitty” and whether they were correct in saying that Fox thought the same thing.

    Or for that matter whether Fox really did think the same thing.

  14. 14
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    When Adam Werritty was at school, we had an assembly on bullying. The teacher spoke about a young gay boy,Adam Werritty being bullied because of his sexuality.

    She spoke in length about his life, and the verbal abuse he suffers. She then asked a question, ‘How do you think he takes it?’

    Apparently, ‘Up the arse!’ wasn’t a suitable answer.

  15. 15
    Engineer says:

    Or poker.

  16. 16
    Clifton Fields says:

    Is that ‘cos he prints his own money?

  17. 17
    Grimy Miner says:

    They will look lovely plonked on a back bench.

  18. 18
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Can’t be long now before the Greeks default. My guess is over the Christmas period when the markets are closed. End the old year with the Euro start the new year with the Drachma.

    Dan Hannan reckons it’ll be done over the Halloween holiday in Europe when the markets are closed and giving the Greeks 5 months or so before the new tourist season starts.

  19. 19
    Grimy Miner says:

    If you are the real Billy that is your funniest one yet.

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    did david cameron really not have any inkling what was going on with fox and werritty

    ps why does the man just change his name to verritty as that is what everyone seems to want to call him

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    he says he is happy the report concluded he did not make any money out of the arrangement

    is he happy that it concluded he endagered other peoples lives

    is he more concerned with money than life

  22. 22
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am sorry that I did not spend more

  23. 23
    Ramrod says:

    He’s sorry the free press rumbled him.

    Gotcha Fox, close the door behind you. And we need to find ways to strip his pension rights.

  24. 24
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Inflation: still partially due to the devaluation in 2007/2008

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Exactly. They are in a gentlemen’s club, when you get caught with your hand in the pocket of the state (or a friend’d), it is all quietly forgotten, you can pretend you have been honourable, and everyone else will go along with it. You then wait a few months, and you will then be given some other comfy job somewhere, probably as a pay off as you know where other MPs bodies are buried.

    We are expected to believe that this was just “mates” and there was no dodgy deals involved.

    The whole thing is a disgrace.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    he didnt financially benefit from the arrangement – but he must have got a few blowjobs out of it

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    The rumour is Greece, I am told from business colleagues there, is the default is for the end of November.

  28. 28
    Desperate Dan says:

    He’s sorry he got caught.

  29. 29
    misterned says:

    Speaking of hypocricy, the EU vote is coming up on 27th October. Write to your MPs requesting that they support the motion.

    We must have an in-or-out referendum because of all the sovereignty given away so far. If Cameron supported a referendum on Lisbon, then how can he be against one on the cumulative total of sovereignty given away so far across ALL the EU treaties?

    The EU referendum lock is so ridiculous. It is like saying, “We have raided your house, stolen your TV, DVD, Laptop, all your jewellery, all your money, even in that money box that looks like a can obf beans, all your furniture, Your beds, wardrobes, your clothes, your bath, shower, toilet, even the kitchen sink. You get no say on all that at all, However do not worry or fret, because if we want to take your teaspoons next, you will get a say on that!”


    Cameron, you are a fucking JOKE!

  30. 30
    Homo Sapiens says:

    Much better if he just left Parliament altogether, without his fat pension.

    Fox is yet another preening waste of air who thinks there is one rule for him and another for the rest of the country.

  31. 31
    Juggler says:

    I’m sorry there’s been no charges pressed for embezzlement and treason.

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    what im happiest about is that he is so pissed off to have got found out

    get gone, your a disgrace fox

  33. 33
    dr. sipp says:

    did FOX try write his resignation?

  34. 34
    The Recovery Starts Here says:

    Is there are New Drachma futures market open yet?

  35. 35
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Surely Dan Hannan didn’t say “halloween holiday”. All saints, purleeze.

    I believe the french take off the 11th too. (any excuse)
    Don’t think they do in Germany.

  36. 36

    Hypocrisy in in labour’s genes.

  37. 37
    Selohesra says:

    “you are” or at a push “you’re” but definitely not “your”- did you learn nothing at school

  38. 38
    Kosher Dave says:

    Now that one of the traitorous bumboys is done apologising can we please get on with BOMBING I RAN, ffs.

  39. 39
    Liar Byrne, aka Baldemort says:

    You would have done but there was no money left.

  40. 40
    Northern Lad says:

    I agree, very clever!

  41. 41
    Education, edyercashun, edgyercayshunn says:

    im = I’m ??

  42. 42
    misterned says:

    Speaking of hypocrisy, the EUvote is coming up. Write to your MPs requesting that they support the motion.

    We must have an in-or-out referendum because of all the sovereignty given away so far. If Cameron supported a referendum on Lisbon, then how can he be against one on the cumulative total of sovereignty given away so far across ALL the EU treaties combined?

  43. 43
    AC1 says:

    One for Dr Fox and his ‘special’ advisors, reminding them what real men are like.

  44. 44
    misterned says:

    The EU referendum lock is so ridiculous. It is like saying,

    “We have burgled your house, stolen your TV, DVD, Laptop, all your valuables, all your furniture, Your beds, wardrobes, your clothes, your bath, shower, toilet, even the kitchen sink. You get no say on all that at all, However do not worry or fret, because if we want to take your teaspoons next, you will get a say on that!”


    Cameron, you are a fucking JOKE!

  45. 45
    gildedtumbril says:

    The fox thinks we are stupid. His behavior, having an uncleared private and foreign business interests ‘chum’ present at confidential security orientated meetings is more than 22 ‘mistakes’ it amounts to treachery. Contrary to the general ignorance in Britain Capital Punishment is extant for treachery. It is not bloody well extinct. Common Law is immutable. The bastard bliar thought he spiked Common Law, wrong. Immutable, get it?

  46. 46
    Graham Smith's Teacher says:

    Quite frankly a woeful piece of trolling. Must try harder.

  47. 47
    Jingouk says:

    If it were to happen – the Greek authorities are likely to suspend markets through the end of December to at least January 9 2012 if needed.

    It rather depends on the chosen default and whether the Greeks go alone or with others. Financial authorities and institutions will need time to work out their positions and cover … if available.

  48. 48
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Dale Farm will have fewer gatecrashers on site than AskEd#.


  49. 49
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

  50. 50
    Fitbad the Tailor says:

    Except that Liam Fox was brought up in a council house and didn’t go to a public school.

  51. 51
    Border Terrier says:

    Foxy is in denial, a self deluding and dishonest shite.

  52. 52
    Fitbad the Tailor says:

    The BBC is very upset that Fox criticised the media in his apology. I wonder why.

  53. 53
    The British Army says:

    I seem to remember that the surrendered to us.

  54. 54

    Off Topic but …

    MP was sentenced to 16 months VS Four years Encouraging rioting via Facebook Four years. Is that Fair? Which is the Greater Breach of Trust?

    I’ve asked Ed, What are the Odds I will not get an answer?

    Out of Touch, but in Power.

  55. 55
    Mornington Crescent (OS) says:

    Oh, do fuck off about public schools. Quite happy to have been to one myself, thanks.

  56. 56
    The guy was a fool taking the public for even greater fools says:

    There are plenty of people not on the left who think that Fox turned out to be a grave disappointment, so stupid he deserved his fall from grace.

  57. 57
    Mike Handoncock says:

    “..sperm donors could be paid more compensation”

    First bit of good news I’ve had this week.

  58. 58
    Dr. Liam Fox - Rear Gunner... says:

    Forget whether Fox gained financially from the ‘relationship’, when are they going to properly investigate how much his Catamite made from whoring himself around as an ‘Advisor’?

    As for Fox’s Family – one can hardly feel sorry for his ‘Beard’ – she knew the score when she married him. I wonder what she got out of the arrangement?…

  59. 59
    Geroge Osborne says:

    It is your birthday. Collect £10,000 from each player.

  60. 60
    Mikhal Hancockski says:

    Good! Now the Labour Party can show a bit humility and ensure that Labour wrong doers resign in future. My money is on Ed Balls to resign next.

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Tories are scum.

  62. 62
    The Chinese Government says:

    You have done well, Agent Blown. You shall be lewalded.

  63. 63
    The Talented Mr Werritty says:

    If you are ever in New York, there is this bridge you may be interested in purchasing…

  64. 64
    Mr. Putin's Stolen Cat says:

    Just what you getting at? Rammstein tons better than Stone Roses, anyway.

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Thick Tory.

  66. 66
    Wise Up says:

    Who cares what Ed thinks. He knows no more about real life than anyone else in our Parliament.

    Punishment isn’t always about breaches of trust, as important as they are. You clearly did not live near a riot area. Where I live in Walthamstow there were a number of shops and banks which were attacked in a clearly co-ordinated manner by serious criminals, amongst whom were the rioters and a number of silly people along for the crack, trying to commit their pettier crimes over a large area. Luckily, the police had the good sense to organise themselves and responded properly for change. They drove them out of the main shopping areas and broke them down into small groups who eventually slink off into the shadows. For several days afterwards though terrified local people went home early and were locking themselves behind their doors at three in the afternoon.

    4 years for incitement to riot is fair.

  67. 67
    Grammar School Boy says:

    I wish I had too…I’m rather jealous of you, in a gentlemanly way of course.

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    piss off twats.

  69. 69
    HM Her Majesty says:

    I get two birthdays. Ha ha ha.

  70. 70
    Rockape says:

    There’s more chance of Balls Wedding Lord Fondle Bum tnan that

  71. 71
    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    Are all gay people corrupt and slimy or is it just Gay MP’s?

  72. 72
    kleegish says:

    Calling a politician ‘The Honourable’ is like calling a steer a bull– a compliment, to be sure, but it ignores the fact that something quite important is missing.

  73. 73
    Adam Werritty, Adviser to Liam Fox says:

    Men in uniforms are so rough.

  74. 74
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    You have to admire the nerve of the man. Almost up to Blunkett standards.

  75. 75
    priorities says:


    Good site to watch the Greeks going nuts, burning down buildings etc.
    BBC would rather watch Travellers who wont travel or bore the ballix off us all about Fox.

  76. 76
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    ‘They drove them out of the main shopping areas and broke them down into small groups…’

    You seem to misunderstand – it is rioters who break down into small groups to force the police to break down into small groups and confuse them. We were doing it in the Brixton riots and running them a merry dance. Good to see the tacit being used elsewhere.

  77. 77
    The Paragnostic says:

    I wonder what rent you have to pay if your tent lands on Paternoster Row?

  78. 78
    Cato Street Conspirator says:


  79. 79
    Bobby Bowden was the best American-Football coach ever ! says:

    It’s the humping he ended up GIVING Dr Fox that’s the real issue here, Billy…

  80. 80
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Look at all the chances Mandleson had. There’s no such thing as a failed politician. No wonder so many of them are hanging on to power for as long as possible.

  81. 81
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Nothing. You just claim to be a traveller, and get off scot free.

  82. 82
    Jonathan says:

    Total farce. None of these MPs get it at all. It has just been business as usual after the election. Sorry is not good enough. And if anyone believes Werrity and Fox were just good friends and business associates … I’ve a good mind to write to Fox and tell him so, a proper signed and addressed letter and he can bloody well sue me. He’s an utter disgrace.

  83. 83
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    The report concluded that he didn’t make any money out of the arrangement, or was he just too clever for them?

  84. 84
    Anon for good reasons says:

    De La Rue is printing New Drachmas now at its Gateshead plant. You didn’t hear it from me, mind you.

  85. 85
    Johann Hari says:

    I’ll just go and read up on what I think and then write it out for you.

  86. 86
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I’ve got a prior appointment watching the paint drying.

  87. 87
    Dame Liam fox a sincere apology says:

  88. 88
    DelBoy says:

    As if the MP’s expenes scandal wasn’t enough (and Liam had to pay back £20,000 in this) most of them still don’t seem to get it.

    For God’s sake Liam, just bugger off.

  89. 89
    DelBoy says:


  90. 90
    The Paragnostic says:

    Bet you’re popular up Prestwich and Whitefield, balti dodger!

    Hint – don’t try Didsbury either, you might not like it there.

  91. 91
    Rat's arse says:

    I’m OK Billy. Just getting over a heavy cold! Hope life is treating you kindly & that you’re well. :)

  92. 92
    Dame Liam fox a sincere apology says:

    Did you not learn anything whilst being shcooled

  93. 93
    The Paragnostic says:

    Ooer – you’re butch!

    Bet you say that to all the sailors, ducky…

  94. 94
    Pointless PR exercise....which will be voted down decisively under orders from the leadership says:

    “Dave” stated his postion at PMQs…”I shall NOT be voting for the motion!” and if “Dave” has anything to do with it……neither will the rest of the Conservative Party apart from a few independent minded souls who put their country before their political career as Cameron intends to put a three-line whip on the vote…so much for promises or putting the wishes of the electorate first

  95. 95
    Dame Liam fox a sincere apology says:

    And sulk on the 11th hour

  96. 96
    The Paragnostic says:

    Probably at the Knutsford one as well, along with wheelbarrow vouchers…

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    Surely the question which remains unanswered is what Werrity got out of these extra-marital meetings? You can spare me the jizz/gobble gobble/botty type answers. Does anyone have any idea? And yes, I am familiar with some of the facts but it seems bizarre that all the attention is focused on Fox able to say (thanks to Sir Gus) that his wallet didn’t benefit and scant attention paid to his holiday chum. Ta etc…

  98. 98
    crying into my milk says:

    Answer your phone then!

  99. 99
    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    He is a paid israeli stooge apparently….

  100. 100
    Ron Bippentrop says:

    Herr Churchill only became Minister-President in May 1940. The man who declared war on the Reich was the compliant appeaser Chamberlain assisted by the intended Quisling, Halifax.

  101. 101
    The Other Bloke says:

    In that case, why is he bent? Why did he have a Guardsman in his spare room?

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Just out of curiousity does anyone know Liam Fox’s voting record on gay issues?

  103. 103
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Or, to put it another way:

  104. 104
    Moddy Botty says:

    Foxxy was sorry was he found out, maybe he was trying to out flank Dave it was no accident he and Werritty were doing what they were doing

  105. 105
    Moddy Botty says:

    t we are two of a kind – starring tall thin with glasses Adam Werritty as Eric Morcombe and short fat and hairy Liam Fox as Ernie Wise

  106. 106
    Moddy Botty says:

    When is an advisor not an advisor? When it’s Adan Werritty

  107. 107
    A Silent Emission of Bowel Gas says:

    Liam Fox is not the victim.

    Listening to his self-regarding, maudlin apology, you’d think he was.

    I’m trying to think of a more insulting word than politician.

    I can’t.

  108. 108
    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    Look at that wall of structured shit about to fall on his nonce (wanted bonce)
    but whatever !

  109. 109
    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    Short, fat, hairy,begs ?

  110. 110
    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    A dog is a dog is a dog.

  111. 111
    Seb coe's a cunt says:


  112. 112
    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    Sick Tory ? look above.

  113. 113
    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    Somebody please find the Brazilian beef clip & post it HERE !!

  114. 114
    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    Sham 69 ?

  115. 115
    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    PLEASE DON’T MENTION PENSIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    these know fuck-alls, absolutely zero about zero about zero !
    try to tell us WHAT TO DO !!!!!!!!!
    & hold on long enough to get a FUCKING BIG pension
    only by being ABLE to hold on & get a FUCKING KNIGHTHOOD !!
    not only but also,get to tell us where we went WRONG !!
    after they SCREWED everybody (taxpayers) forever !
    That’s only the Civil service.
    DON’T MENTION MP’S (Hunts)

  116. 116
    Liam Duck says:

    His resignation speech could be called ‘The Vagina Monologue’, because it certainly showed what a c*** he was!

  117. 117
    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    So did i,but i am not a bum pussy,with another arsehole !

  118. 118
    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    OH great,back to the serial bitch finder.

  119. 119
    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    I’le never forget,Winston once said to me & will cherish these
    words for the rest of my life =
    Life is like a shit sandwich,
    more bread,less shit !.(bread/money)(for the MP’S)

  120. 120
    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    No,this not Nigerian humour !!

  121. 121
    Woof the Dawg says:

  122. 122
    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    End of the Euro !!??
    For those who remember the British change to
    the DECIMAL caused HAVOC for the PUBLIC
    everything went UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ditto for the Euro, it is a busted flush !(arguments ??)

  123. 123
    Anonymous says:

    I used to have respect for him but now I hope he gets Hell from his constituents. He had no intention of resigning and thought he’d bluff it out because he thought his wrongdoing wouldn’t come to light. The actions of a dishonourable man! Even now he feels hard done by and is only sorry about being caught out, just like the rest of them.

  124. 124
    Nostradamus says:

    Fox is not privately educated either, you utter cretin.

  125. 125
    Peter Thomas says:

    I used to respect him but now I hope he gets Hell from his constituents. He had no intention of resigning and thought he’d bluff it out because he thought his wrongdoing wouldn’t be made public. The actions of a dishonourable man! Cameron should have sacked him but he’s spineless, as we all know. Fox, the swine, even now feels no contrition and is sorry only for being caught out, just like the majority of those in that corrupt establishment called Parliament.

  126. 126

    Not the real Billy – no spelling mistakes or bad grammar. More likely a Leftie troll.

  127. 127
    Peter Thomas says:

    Bit of a problem so had to re-submit my comments. Sorry, fellas.

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    do you think fox is embarrassed?

  129. 129
    Parliamentary Standards Commissioner says:

    A complaint has been made to me by a colleague of Dr Fox’s. I have decided to initiate a cover up, sorry investigation, even though I do not have the powers to do so. My lack of powers to investigate will be the outcome in a few months time. In the meantime this cover up, sorry investigation, will deflect attention from any criminal investigations by the police, as it is intended so to do. Boaz.

  130. 130
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Misterned you are spot on. Cameron is a two faced lib that no one can believe. He will try to impose his will/support for the EU lib cause.

    As for Fox what a lying turd he is, he has an absolute cheek to criticise the press he knew what he was up to. It was not a mistake but a deliberate choice- first this was a baseless accusation, then an apology. he was advised about his conduct and took no notice, tough shite. The man is a compulsive liar.

    Right to recall would give him his just reward ie order of the boot.

  131. 131
    Adam Wwerity says:

    Liam is squeaky clean.

    At least he was the last time I rimmed him.

    And please stop mis-spelling my name.

  132. 132
    Springbok says:

    Only a sicko childish yank!

  133. 133
    Springbok says:

    Sorry, there is a cross breed talking and your Mother is who?

  134. 134
    Walter Mitty says:

    Leave me out of this!

  135. 135
    Springbok says:

    You are a future Politician Sir, such a genius, unfortunately, about 100 year to late, your Party is finished. How wonderful for you to be such a big fish in a small pond.

  136. 136
    Springbok says:

    So you have had a conversation and an interview with Liam Fox, and, of course you speak from experience, he is of course, a personal friend, and you feel so slighted. Grove Up.

  137. 137
    wotson says:

    who else is aware that Werritty is the spelling of Verity by someone with loose false teeth

  138. 138
    Rio vidic says:

    Has any Labour minister ever said sorry?

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