Self-confessed teen fondler and Liberal Democrat MP Mike Hancock is in a bit of bother, again:
Russian "spy" Katia Zatuliveter admits four-year affair with Lib-Dem MP Mike Hancock—
Gordon Rayner (@gordonrayner) October 18, 2011
Well that’s a turn up for the books…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
I hope she gets all the help that is needed.
Is you on dis site 24/7? Tossa “@- I can neva get da first comment init.
BOOOOOOOOYAKAKAKAKA
It is really sad that Clegg has not delivered in cleaning up politics, moreover there is not a system in place to tackle inappropriate behaviour of Hancock.
Meanwhile the corrupt MPs voted on their pension the other day. Bercow refuses to to reduce his pension of £40,000 per year despite what they all imposed on our pensions and because of the economic fck up we find ourselves in our general living standards will suffer- not for those who caused this mess. they still get RPI inflation linked pensions- I wonder why???? In contrast to Europe that they are so keen in promoting and stuffing down our throats, our pensions are absolute crap. When do we get equal parity with EU state pensions????
Not just Clegg, Cameron as well.
“When do we get equal parity with EU state pensions?”
You can now – simply save enough and invest it wisely. Why must you rely on the state?
Sungei – Exactly! So simple, even Labour voters can understand it.
I did, but all this quantitative easing is making a large hole in it.
“Save enough and invest it wisely.”
Have you tried that lately? Not easy, these days.
Still not too late to buy gold, silver, single carat flawless diamonds. Easily transportable wealth preservers like that.
Have we missed the boat with copper?
I think all church roofs have already been mined for copper and lead my pikey chum.
Well you know what, there isn’t actually a EU state. So there isn’t a EU state pension.
If you’re talking about the most generous pensions around the EU : They’re massively expensive, and their kids are really going to have to shell out a hell of a lot.
And I shall step over the line: its worse than socialism. Its bizarre statism where current workers have to pay for current 100grand a year pensions.
Do we know whether she is a spy or not? At least we know he is not batting for the same side unlike many others.
Its better to keep all MP under 24/7 CCTV as most are up to no good.
he really is like one of those turds that wont flush innit
he is also a registered sex offender
teenage boys are his thing
U iz well batty. Me send u to Jahmaykah, u wud enjoy it der cuz!
It’s wEll buff booooyaka
Why did the security services failed when it came to Adam (Fox’s “friend”)?
ricin peea from mi6 innit sista
ricin was a speciality of the Bulgarian secret services.
I think Hancock is the one who should be investigated for being a Russian agent, the totty was probably just his handler. That’s how it used to work during the Cold War
My little princesskova. With love from your Volga boatman.
My poor dear Katya, she is being put under enormous strain by all this.
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/east-hampshire/aid_claims_four_year_relationship_with_portsmouth_south_mp_mike_hancock_1_3163217
You will be under enormous strain when we get hold of you Handycock.
Me too.
…and all of us too. How dare you expect to carry on representing us in Parliament?.
Actually, he has never really represented his constituents. He has used his position for years to exploit his position as a politician, to fulfill his perverted sexual gratifications, and he has done it with our, taxpayer’s money. The man is a disgrace, but he is so hard faced, no matter what happens to him, he won’t resign. If the Liberal Democrat Party don’t throw him out of the Party, after all this. They themselves are guilty by association.
Mike Hancock MP. Who’s that?
http://shirazsocialist.wordpress.com/2010/12/06/mike-hancock-mp-interviews-a-new-assistant/
Brings a new definition to sleeping with the enemy.
No, that’s his missus.
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Why didn’t they just contribute to Adam’s living expenses?
Jah bless da gyal dem.
Holllllllllaaaaa! Making me way to da kitchen for sone JERK chicken!
Ya raceists init man
Yo Dyanne. Where’s me treeD TV you promised me, gyal? You told me your bwoy waz gonna get me a Sonee treeD haychD TV and ting. Booka!
meanwhile her mother says she has been damaged by spy scandal.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23999559-spy-claims-against-my-daughter-have-damaged-family.do
With Nikita being a blokes name I was expecting Katja to be the same. Is hetero allowed in the H.o.C?
I pity her poor Mother now she will know that her daughter had a 4 year affair with the Pervert Handycock. This knowledge is enough to push her over the edge poor woman.
Poor woman.
The bastard must have something, don’t you think?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_j7nO4iNpcsM/TPoWmg_rnkI/AAAAAAAAIPw/tk-0Ohy4ITA/s1600/chapman.jpg
Not dat one u batty boy init.
Its da otha one, blonde INIT.
U is well batty
“The bastard must have something, don’t you think?”
Secrets to trade?
Urgh.
I feel queasy.
No complaints so far.
Katia asked have you seen Mike Hunt?
Did she know he was a lib dem? If so, when is she being detained under the Mental Health Act?
Hahahahaha !
what a shock.. the hoon.
She deserves a medal
Comrade Mike had very tiny cockski. Dosvedanya!
I’d sell this country’s secrets for a Big Mac and a handjob.
Leave me out of it.
I did.
Ok, so young attractive alleged Russian Spy sleeping with dodgy Old MP who happens to be privy to a large amount of sensitive defence information…
This man is either naive or a traitor. Either way he has no business representing constituents in Parliament.
However forget Clegg doing anything about it. He is a weak as P*ss.
Sack the traitorous beardy bastard now.
I say, that’s a bit strong. I know who my parents were.
I am the victim here. They secretly started filming me in compromising sexual situations, years ago when I started visiting Romania, Russia, Ukraine and Moldova, paid for by the taxpayer. I was given two choices, exposure, or as much sex as I wanted in the future, so long as I took on one of their top Agents as my Intern. Well, what would you do in a catch 22 like that?
I would ask for my adviser’s expenses to be paid for as well. You were a bit slow there Handy.
Just how many more of our shitty political class have been filmed in compromising positions by foreign powers or business interests?
How many have had their bent financial dealings or pervert life styles used against them? How many are on the pay role of vested interests, both foreign and domestic?
You can now start to see why the political class acts the way it does.
Corrupt to the very core, the lot of the fuckers.
All of them.
Hancock has not just been in the pay of Russia. No doubt he was paid with sexual favours by Taiwan.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8574333.stm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8834162/Suspected-Russian-spy-admits-affair-with-Lib-Dem-MP-Mike-Hancock.html
A great article by the Telegraph which gives the full facts of what is really happening at the tribunal. Not like the article in the Portsmouth News (which has been in Hancock’s pocket for years) which tells only part of the story. Well done Daily Telegraph.
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/east-hampshire/aide_claims_four_year_affair_with_portsmouth_south_mp_mike_hancock_1_3163217
… and by the way, Lord Mayor, the Portsmouth News has not yet come clean either about your own indiscretions concerning the supply of Consultancy services to the Council wiythout declaring an interest – let alone the scandal of sale of Council properties to elected members and staff.
I am innocent, it is all Hancock’s fault and yes he has shagged me too.
Anyone need me to attend a meeting with them?
We are looking for a replacement for Handycock. We can provide a male Intern if required. Interested?
I’m free!
1000 muzee terrorists for 1 is ra eli. If it means 1 is ra eli is worth a thousand arabs, I’m not gonna disagree.
I do not personally regard the whole of the remaining
cities of GermanyPalestinians as worth the bones of oneBritish GrenadierIsraeli conscriptthat is really going beyond the call off duty!
* OLD FINGER* Mysster Bond
Eurgh! Minging.
What a pile of apologist twaddle
Enjoying the ride Guido
Inflation, unemployment rising,
Output and growth falling .
Home and road fuel rocketing
Insurance cost going stratospheric
Strikes, Protests
SpAds and Lobby fodder at the heart of Cockheads gov
Cabinet of numpties
Woeful Waris, Gimp Gove, Billy ( SAS ) Vague, Olly Letbin,
Jolly Hockey Sticks Greening, Two Heads Willets, Loser Langsley, Fiddling Foxy
Etc etc
Keep up the bad work Guido. Your silly epetition , isn’t even top ten anymore
Back to the drawing board.
Not read last weeks posts then?
And todays.
Labour lost. Get over it.
Enjoy the ONE TERM…..IF IT GETS THAT FAR
So what are your lot going to do if they get in next time, Moussa? Rack up even more debt?
It can’t be less than one term, if you think about it.
Yeah. I bet the two Neds are just itching to get their hands on this economy and turn it around.
Or b) Just continue doing the same wrong thing that they did for the prior 13 years.
To be honest it really doesn’t matter who is in power now. The damage was irreparable as far back as 2005.
It’s fucked. And nobody can fix it without seriously pi*s*s*ing off at least half the population. Something Brown clearly lacked the guts to do and Cameron clearly lacks the guts to do. So he’s just trying to keep the show on the road long enough to scrape over the election finish-line and leave some other fucker has to sort it out.
So another wasted four years beckons to go with the three we’ve just had.
Tawt!
Been on holiday, Moussa?
Yes. Thanks.
Moved form my 6 star Qatar Hotel, to the 7 Star one down the road…..ALL ON UK TAX PAYERS CASH….Thanks
Very nice too. Hope you didn’t get sunburn. Shame it’s done nothing for your perceptiveness, but can’t have everything, I suppose.
Looking forward to the Euro crisis?
I hate to agree with Moussa but Call me fucking useless Camermong is leading the Tories to a bigger defeat than John Major.
UKIP will poll at least 10% at the next election. Tories will be lucky to poll 25%.
Sad but true
On a practical note, guys: What’s wrong with being a teen-fondler?
Its a sin.
The problem, Derek, is that it’s not us doing the fondling. Call it jealousy, if you will.
thats a sin too.
Gandhi did it. Even You-Know-Who (PBUH) did it.
It can lead to significant personal mental anguish. Especially if her father catches up with you.
Said the President to the intern…
Volga little man
Why is this sad bastard still in his job?
How dare you impersonate me. I have given my life to political service, over 40 years. I was awarded the CBE for services to MENCAP, even though they sacked me. This honour and my membership of the Freemasons has been my protection for years, until this pernicious blog started exposing me and calling me a Trougher, Teen Fondler, Spy, Pervert and Sex Tourist on taxpayer’s money. Than goodness I have recently acquired a top of the range iPad on my expenses so that I can blog my defence and protect my reputation.
Just wait till you get home.
We are still cleaning up the huge stinking steaming festering scottish meat turd that Gordon Brown left in the heart of Westminster
Gives a new meaning to ” I spy, with my little eye “
Before you ask me again. I have already told you that I don’t have the powers to investigate either the morals of Mr Handycock or whether or not he is a Russian Spy, and Mr Handycock well knows it; so please don’t report him to me again Mr Huhne, this is a matter for someone else to investigate not me. Boaz.
I wish to report Mike Hancock MP to You Parliamentary Standards Commissioner for being a Russian Spy and Pervert.
Where are the umbrella sellars and Bulgarian Intelligence Services when you need them ?
Time for a police investigation methinks
oops, umbrella sellers ?
She would have millions for shagn Berlusconi. Or is Hancockski paying for it in Argos vouchers now? Urrrgh. How sad.
He was paying for it with taxpayer’s money, that’s how MI5 got on to me; I was living beyond my means all thanks to Mike’s pay and expenses and kickbacks in Porstmouth. He only started purchasing a flat in London when he started his affair with me.
How much did he pay her?
He was paying for a posh flat and her living expenses, that is why she came to the notice of us in MI5, she was living far beyond her means.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8834162/Suspected-Russian-spy-admits-affair-with-Lib-Dem-MP-Mike-Hancock.html
And we mug taxpayer’s were paying for it all. Isn’t abuse and misuse of taxpayer’s money a criminal offence? That is why all these bastard crooked MP’s have been jailed. Surely Hancock should be jailed for the same offence, or will his membership of the Freemasons and CBE get him off again?
Boaz.
I do not have the powers to investigate whether Mr Handycock has misused taxpayer’s money on his Russian girlfriend. Jahbulon.
There were 69 comments up – I had to add this one as seeing the number 69 displayed in that way made me think of Handycock muff diving…
…now YOU need mind bleach.
Why do you think he has such a long beard?
Vell zat ees veerrry Hinteresting wiz ze Meester Cockhandy or vas eet Randycock!!
Put it in Mister Put in!!!
So now we know. Well played Katya. This time Mr.Handycock will be unable to claim ‘it was only a kiss and a cuddle’ – the formula which got him off last time.
Time now, methinks, to look at all the other sexual molesting charges he has got away with: Teenager, Mong, Romanian Orphans, Ukranian Stenographers etc etc.
Why is this perverted MP not on the Sexual offenders List?
It is not in the least perverted for a 61 year old to want to have sex with a 21 year old.
But it is very STUPID for a 60 year old MP to think a 21 year old RUSSIAN has a simple lust foir his body.
I am not 61. I am 65 years old. Please get your facts right. I was also Chair of the All Parliamentary Russian Committee and a Member of the Parliamentary Defence Committee. Boaz.
I asked that of the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner, but he said he did not have the powers to investigate it. Hancock tried to force himself sexually on me, on a number of occasions, but of course he got away with it again.
How the f*ck is this guy still an MP?
Cos they are all bent and will look after one of their own when the chips are down.
Only the dumb party tribalists way down the food chain actually believe all the party ideology mumbo jumbo.
At the level of Parliament, Tory, Labour and LibDem have infinitely more in common with each other than they do with ordinary indigenous Britons.
dumb arse people in pompey voted for him. He’s not atypical as a lib dumb either – they seem to be a troop of catemites, hypocrites and liars.
MPs CANNOT be sacked.
Indeed they can’t even resign.
No but they can, and have been, executed for treason.
But I do believe they can be assassinated.
Well said old girl, I have been on to this Pervert and Russian Spy for some time but no one listened to me. Now, perhaps, something will be done about him. I, personally, would string him up by the balls and hang him from the yardarm of HMS Victory in Portsmouth.
Katya told the Tribunal that the married 65 year old MP tried to seduce her the first time they met, and later gave her a job in his parliamentary office where she had access to sensitive defence documents through his positiion on the defence select committee. ‘He asked me back to his hotel room but I didn’t go. He tried to kiss me on the lips in the lounge of the hotel. He said he wanted to sleep with me.’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8834162/Suspected-Russian-spy-admits-affair-with-Lib-Dem-MP-Mike-Hancock.html
Come on Putin. Show us the pictures. We need cheering up over here in the UK and this would give us some fun.
We have collected so many reels of film, over the years, of Handycock having sex, that it would be logistically impossible to ship them over. We are, however, at this very moment in time, digitising the films. Once this huge task is finished, we intend to sell them to the highest bidder, from the porn channels (and believe me there is some brilliant stuff on them), as Handycock is no longer of any use to us.
I hope our daughter is not on those films. Handycock is a dead man.
None of these allegations are true those making them ‘are all nutters.’ Mike is a devoted, faithful husband, he has told me so.
“Well that’s a turn up for the book” – More like a turn off for the spook.
We have nice answer to Russia spy we catch in Finland. We tie their balls to sauna wood and steam them alive. They not bother us much.
Mike hancock is a sexual pervert and should be sacked for all the constituents he has tried to abuse the women who has worked for him how much more evidence do the police and parliament want.
He is like teflon nothing sticks as he is a freemason just check his ring out on his little finger.
Whenever he’s on tv he rubs his nose to let you know hes thinking of all the women hes abusing……..
HANG HIM AND PUT HIM IN THE NONSE PRISON.
SHAME ON THE POLICE AND GOVERMENT FOR LETTING THIS MAN ABUSE THE SYSTEM
All these allegations about Mike being a sexual predator are completely untrue. I should not really tell you this, but Mike has been impotent for years. He has been so worried about it, and the effect it has had on me, his wife, that he has spent most of the money he receives as an MP and a Councillor, on receiving treatment for his ailment. It has cost an awful lot of money as he has had to travel long distances for this treatment; to Moscow, St Petersburgh, Kiev, Bucharest and Odessa, where apparently the best treatment and specialists for treatment are available. Unfortunately, to date, the treatment has not been successful, but we both live in hope.
As I have said many times before and in my blog. These allegations about Mike Hancock being a Russian spy are ridiculous. I also have pointed out that we MP’s are susceptible to predatory females having very strong crushes on us and this, no doubt is where these false rumours about Mike’s sex life come from. In any case his wife says above, that he is impotent and has been for many years.
Par for the course for an MP. With few exceptions they are all f*cking crooks, cheats, liars and perverts. Time for civil war.
Hancock is a special case. As well as his activities as an MP he has also been a Councillor in Portsmouth for over 40 years, where he runs everything through his masonic cronies who include senior council officers, local businessmen, some of whom are big time drug dealers and the police. He is the Head of planning, and the drug dealers launder their money through property development which he facilitates. It has got so bad that recently a listed buiding was torched because it would have reduced their profits in a major development that Harry Rednapp is a fellow partner in. At the same time the Council ruled that these developers did not have to provide the 28 social housing units that they were required to do by law. Instead they were allowed to pay £600k as an offset for a liability of between £3m and £4m. This is how the money is made, the difference being kickbacks for the Facilitator and his council cronies. There is no point complaining to the police as they, at the top level, are in it, evidenced by their currently dragging their feet over a formal complaint about the Lord Mayor sitting on a Committee that awarded her own Company a £100k contract, without her declaring an interest. Also they have been selling council properties to council members and officers, when there is supposed to be a dire shortage of social housing. All in all, total corruption between the public sector (Portsmouth City Council and Hancock) and his drug dealing, property development buddies, who seem to be invulnerable to prosecution, and have been for a long time.
Will someone please make a formal complaint about these matters to my office?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/18/ekaterina-zatuliveter-boss-affair_n_1017477.html
http://news.google.com/news/story?ncl=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8834162/Suspected-Russian-spy-admits-affair-with-Lib-Dem-MP-Mike-Hancock.html&hl=en&geo=us
He’s a rum un Guido
We been running Cockinhand for yonks. Honey-trap old as the hills, pump the Ivans full of disinformation, they probably don’t believe it either. Keeps us all in a job.
Peace Studies, my arse.
Here is my statement about the current trial, as you can see I am completetly innocent of anything to do with it, otherwise the Security Services would have interviewed me.
http://www.mikehancock.co.uk/news/629/24/Statement-from-Mike-Hancock-MP-about-the-appeal-against-the-revocation-of-her-work-permit-by-Ekateriana-Zatuliveter/
Even I am amazed and gobsmacked Handy. I am proud of you. I am looking for someone to replace me in Zimbabwe, in the near future. You are more than suitable and qualified, how about it?
http://newsthump.com/2011/10/19/accused-female-russian-spy-seemed-so-believable-claims-mps-genitals/
I told you a year ago on this blog the Russian FSB have videos of Hancock but no one believed me.
Videos? We have blockbuster, multi episode full length films, as do the Romanians, Ukranians, Moldovans and no doubt many other countries that he has visited such as Taiwan, and more recently Bahrain. This man is a global legend and has been selling his country’s secrets for sex for years.
Here is my CV. After all the revelations on this blog, I have to make a few amendments:
1. Education – None, no formal qualifications.
2. Did not work previously as an Engineer (this implies qualifications, I have none), delete Engineer substitute Toolmaker.
http://www.libdems.org.uk/mps_detail.aspx?name=Mike_Hancock_MP&pPK=061fd305-d7fe-461c-bcf4-4458ba4be1a2