October 17th, 2011

Exclusive: Ed Blocking Twigg’s PAd Choice

Guido’s eyes and ears in Norman Shaw South report that there is a bit of a ding-dong going on between newly appointment Education shadow Stephen Twigg and the leadership. Twigg, who has reversed Labour’s policy against free-schools, is trying to have fellow Blairite and Lambeth councillor Alex Bigham installed as his, short-money funded, “Senior” Political Advisor. Guido called Alex who confirmed he has not yet been appointed and he couldn’t get off the phone quick enough. Sources point to some comments made during the leadership campaign about Ed, as well as some unease about having another Blairite “right-winger” in the team. Guido would recommended Ed develops a thicker skin…

UPDATE: Bigham denies the rift and expects to be appointed soon. Sensible…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ferrits in a sack?

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Your “eye and ears”
    Gordon Brown?

  3. 3
    Who nicked my foreskin? says:


  4. 4
    Billy's other half and three quarters says:

    Seems like a nice boy.

  5. 5
    School for scoundrels says:

    Is there enough people left in the world who haven’t ‘said something’ about Milliband, to fill all the labour party (and outlaying regions) Jobs?

  6. 6
    Dr. Fox says:

    Just call me if he needs a good vetting.

  7. 7
    The Watson Watcher. says:

    Never mind this. What is Watson up to ??????

  8. 8
    Steve Miliband says:

    Leaf it out, you’re barking up the wrong tree.Twigg’s from a different branch.

  9. 9
    Smokin' Butt says:

    Not that old chestnet again, a very wooden delivery. I pine for better jokes…

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Not a SpAd which are exclusive to government but a PAD (political advisor). Not that it really matters much.

  11. 11
  12. 12
    Meaty Bloomer says:

    Heard that Twigg bloke on the TV the other day. Came across as a very sensible and reasonable chap. He agrees with a lot that Gove is doing, not at all like his boss who opposes everything just for opposing’s sake.

  13. 13
    Engineer says:

    How about ‘minion’. Or ‘henchperson’. (Bet Hattie’s got some of those.)

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron = Black Wednesday = Disaster

  15. 15
    Engineer says:

    Well, wood you believe it. Could really do with someone competent at the ‘elm, not some willowy whippersnapper who hasn’t had their political cherry popped, ash it were…

  16. 16
    Col. Kernel's Mahogany Stump says:

    It’s acorny line, delivered by some bark and I’m knot that bothered whether I get to the root of this comment.

  17. 17
    Handycock, No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

    I would like to bet that Liam Fox fancies Alex as much as Stephen Twigg does.

  18. 18
  19. 19
    roger me silly says:

    nice line in friends too – could he find a position for me?

  20. 20
    Engineer says:

    Yew just get the feeling that Miliband’s team has more sawdust than stardust. He’s just not that poplar.

  21. 21
    AC1 says:


  22. 22
    6EQUJ5 says:

    We had a Black Wednesday every week with that ‘kin idiot Gordon Brown.

  23. 23
    Ed Wood Wood Wood says:

    Please whittle me into something electable.

  24. 24
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Black wednesday cost sbout 4-5 billion.

    Gordons gold sale eclipses that 3 times.

    (Labour agreed with Tories on ERM)

  25. 25
    Balti dodger Catholic and proud says:

    If you need “advice” chances are you are not up to a spot of thinking
    From the look of the twink methinks his only advice will be vaseline V’s KY
    If you want a hint vaseline is best for anal (man on woman) play that or e 45 (doesnt rot condoms)
    Q ueerze are probably different, they enjoy the risk of a good hard beaaar backing that may resilt in an arse injected death sentence..

  26. 26
    Rat's arse says:

    Oh dear anonymong, it’s nice to see you’re on the ball as usual.

  27. 27
    Ed Wood Wood Wood says:

    He’s a sapling. You can quote me on that.

    *Waves at the adverts*

  28. 28
    Politicians are CUNTS says:

    and in other news, the bastard MPs have just given themselves 5 extra days off – because they were recalled during the summer

    that makes a total of 87 days off in the next year

    what is the point of these thieves????

  29. 29
  30. 30
    Balti dodger Catholic and proud says:

    I bet the front bottom had a good shower and burnt his clothes afterwards
    I would also wager that frey bentos face and his entourage didnt cough up for the fare

  31. 31
    Balti dodger Catholic and proud says:

    look on the positive side, if we didnt have them you wouldnt come here and no fucker would click on a virgin ad for a trip to las vegas nor spunk your wealth away with nation wide

  32. 32
    Another useless statistic says:

    “Straight” Catholics are the largest purchaser-group of KY Jelly, the water-based lubricant of choice for anal pleasure-seekers.
    This product is especially popular amongst the clergy. Bugger me if I know why.

  33. 33
    Sungei Patani says:

    The more holiday they have the less damage they can do.

  34. 34
    that unpaid sub-editor says:

    “ding-dong going on between newly appointment”

    Dear oh dear.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    How much discounts on Council House / Flat sale cost?

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    and its become worse under idiot Osborne.

  37. 37
    Balti dodger Catholic and proud says:

    too pretty
    Leanne likes big butch millitary types
    He even volunteered to do millitary examinations*
    Anybody here who has been stupid enough to take the queens shilling knows that you are examined by a middle aged GP(male) who gropes your balls

    Leanne Fox likes his men to be butch and shaven headed

    *When you are lucky you get a nurse(usualy a MILF)

  38. 38
    AC1 says:

    can they take another 360 days off? leaving us alone to get on with recovering the economy.

  39. 39
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Not on the “Blame Thatcher” mode again?

  40. 40
    Engineer says:

    A lot less than has been given away in ‘Housing Benefit’.

  41. 41
    Engineer says:

    When the Euro crisis really comes to a head, it’ll get a lot worse. Osborne has very little he can do about it, because (to quote Liam Byrne) there’s no money left.

  42. 42
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Wanker falls out with wonker.

  43. 43
    Gordon is a moron says:

    3 billion lost on Black Wednesday, 7 billion due to gold sale. I rest my case.

  44. 44
    Balti dodger Catholic and proud says:

    Yeah its a dead give away in Boots
    The whiff of incense, the rosary the furtive looks

    Hail Mary, full of grace.
    Our Lord is with thee.
    Blessed art thou among women,
    and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
    Holy Mary, Mother of God,
    pray for us sinners,
    now and at the hour of our death.
    Amen.( under our breath)
    12 pack of johnies and E45

  45. 45

    That Kate Marley (moving from being Cameron’s diary secretary to the Cabinet Office) looks quite fit:


  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Housing Benefit on council houses goes back to the government. I also support the idea of stopping Housing Benefit after 10 years.

    But giving 50% discount was a stupid waste, these houses / flats could have been sold in the open market and most of these people could have been moved to areas like Hull where the price of on house in Westminster could have been used to build the entire street.

  47. 47
    Balti dodger Catholic and proud says:

    And you can fuck off as well
    Who invited you here?
    Just what have you lot given us?????
    A book of smutty wank cartoons and curry, and now we are- thanks to frey bentos dave-about to see the first pound shop on the moon

  48. 48

    Yes … but wait until the Second Coming.

  49. 49
    Sir William Waad says:

    The council house sales saved an enormous amount of public money because it meant that the owners of the houses looked after them at their own cost, rather than the Council skimping on maintenance and then running up huge repair bills (or, in practice, dumping the properties on to the private sector).

  50. 50
    Sir William Waad says:

    Twigg is going out on a limb?

  51. 51
    +++BREAKING WIND+++ says:

    “UPDATE: Bigham denies the rift and expects to be appointed soon. ”


    *Stops moving stuff into the Anderson Shelter*

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    and 100 of billion on council house / flat sale.

  53. 53
    Sir William Waad says:

    Grey, grey, black and grey?

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Good job we all have different tastes, another one coming from nowhere to stardom, has Camoron reached the bottom of the barrel or is just pandering to his bankers.

  55. 55
    Balti dodger Catholic and proud says:

    Are you fucking gay?
    It looks like a skinny teenage boy
    Fuck all tits, spindly legs looks to be of dubious ethinic origin, wears flat shoes probably smokes and has a stinky front bottom
    Say one thing for Presscock he only ever pulled well padded council house dwelling fuck over the desk whilst checking Blackberry hoooo ers

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    If would have made billions if sold on the open market and ex tenants were given houses in areas like Hull, government could have even given it for free in areas like Hull.

  57. 57
    +++BREAKING WIND+++ says:

    Twigg snaps in slight breeze

  58. 58
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Daily Mail frontpage headlines








  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Who stole our utilities? Tory traitors.

  60. 60
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Sorry Daily Mirror Headlines

  61. 61
    Tory David says:

    So he takes it then. I always wondered.

  62. 62
    Wes Streeting says:

    Tell me, city folk, are London Labour councils just holding pens for the next batch of MPs/rentboys?

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Define “Tory”, if you can.

  64. 64
    Well it's something says:

    Who had 13years to nationalise them but carried on getting rid of companies owned by the people.

  65. 65
    If you drove a stake through Delingpole's brain would his posts still arrive on time? says:

    I’m one of your laugh-a-minute, nominal Tories. Use me as a reference point.

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    Who cares you are all shit.

  67. 67
    Well it's something says:

    I thought the Torys died when Camoron took power, a bit like Bliar and Liebour.

  68. 68
    Politicians are CUNTS says:

    why are MPs debating their pensions for a few hours this afternoon?

    I thought IPSA was now responsible for pay and pensions of these hideous individuals so why are they using time to debate this – they could be arranging to get out of Libya or Afghanistan or providing the country with an EU referendum or sorting out the economy or ……

  69. 69
    Well it's something says:

    Why the fck do they put Huhne on tv spouting sh*te, he’s the biggest turn off that this lot have.

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    The Prime Minister’s Nepalese nanny would not have been able to work for him under the Government’s proposed changes to visa rules, it was claimed yesterday

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2049925/PMs-nanny-wouldnt-able-work-new-visa-rules.html#ixzz1b3HKgLjF

  71. 71
    Engineer says:

    Anonymous, if you’ve been told once, you’ve been told a million times – don’t exaggerate.

    Most ex-council houses sold at full market value in the ’80s (when most were sold) would fetch about £10,000 to £20,000 apiece at most. Let’s say a million were sold (almost certainly an exaggeration). So that’s £20 billion at most, certainly not the £100 billion you claim. Also, remember that the taxpayer did get a payment for those sold, so the ‘loss’ to the taxpayer is significantly less than that.

  72. 72
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( member in absentia ) says:


  73. 73
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Dowler Walter Mitty Miliband still hasn’t twigged on.
    Ed you really are a loser.

  74. 74
    Can't think of anything to do with your life? says:

    … Just have a shit, describe what you see and get The Telegraph to pay for it.

  75. 75
    Can't think of anything to do with your life? says:

    I resisted the D*wler reference hours ago because I know where to draw the line.

  76. 76
    Jasmin Alibi Cunt says:

    When you’re a useless, wankstain cu’nt like Ed, it pays to have a thin skin

  77. 77
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    He’s a wierdo. He fancies humans.

  78. 78
    The Apothecary says:

    Why weren’t the receipts from council house sales used to build more council or housing association houses or flats. That way rents in the private sector wouldn’t have sky rocketed and house prices might have flatlined instead of constantly rising (in London at least).

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Ex council flats in Westminster are changing hands for over one million even now. Just in Westminster 100 of billions were lost.

    Engineer, please don’t try to cover up what happened.

  80. 80
    Engineer says:

    There’s a redundant ‘are’ in that sentence.

  81. 81
    Sir William Waad says:

    I sigh for the old days before privitisation, when the phones didn’t work, the tapwater was dirty and the trains ran when they felt like it.

  82. 82
    Engineer says:

    Anonymous – In case you hadn’t noticed, most of the country isn’t in Westminster.

    In 1985, a three-bed semi in a normal northern town – nice area, not council estate – cost about £25,000. The council houses and flats were worth a lot less than that.

  83. 83
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I sometimes listen to “sorry I havent got a clue”, just because they seem to be enjoying themselves so much.

    I’d like to end up in a care home like that.

  84. 84
    Sir William Waad says:

    Time for some root and branch reform of Labour education policy!

  85. 85
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    3 bed council semi up north: I bet theres some pushing £200k these days.

    But thats a pretty silly game to be playing. Presumably if they’d kept the houses for the past 25 years they wouldnt want to sell them now. And you could complain that they hadn’t sold them in 2005.

    It would be strange to want the councils to keep the houses for decades just to be able to make more now.

  86. 86
    nell says:

    Oh Dear.

    prone to fly into rages if people don’t agree with him, likes to surround himself with yes men and given to making grandiose announcements about transient issues, which achieve nothing.

    He really is looking and behaving more and more like gordon brown junior everyday.

  87. 87
    A turd dressed up in a Bow. says:

    It is the same crap but in different packaging. Labour are style over substance. That’s all Bliar ever was. A nice little package with a crap product inside. Bliar is a c’unt.

  88. 88
    Grumpy Old Git says:

    I pine for the days of the decent pun!

  89. 89
    East India Company wallah says:

    A rampant terrapin?

  90. 90
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Watch out Nell you may well become Ed’s bigot!

  91. 91
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

  92. 92
    I don't need no doctor says:

    This politics, anything goes.

  93. 93
    I don't need no doctor says:

    That should buy him some night sight binoculars and a few hand grenades.

  94. 94
    Matthew Amawillywally says:

    OT – Russell Grant predicting future on Steve Wright’s show NOW!

  95. 95
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Also, if you live by the bandwagon, you die by the bandwagon.

  96. 96
    Edinburgh is an illiberal shithole that I can't wait to leave. says:

    So Twigg isn’t against Free schools. I should think so too. Labour failed with its edukashyon, educateshon, edushiton policy. Some of second &third world countries were in danger of overtaking the UK ed system in the international polls.

  97. 97
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Yes it’s coming through now and I’m not even watching SW show.
    The financial down turn will continue but things will get better in a few years. This winter will be cold. Tomorrow is Tuesday. Incredible, how does Grant do it.

  98. 98
    Change we can believe in(snigger) says:

    I wish people would get the message Cameron is NOT Tory he is a LIBERAL Conservative…it’s like that deluded lad at the Labour Conference spouting on about this being the most vicious rright wing government ever…..Miliband really ought to cut out saying that it makes him look a bigger twat than he is

  99. 99
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Get yourself on the ferry to dieppe.

  100. 100
    albacore says:

    Hallowe’en’s coming up. Somebody should get him an ED-209 costume.
    Scratch that. They already have.

  101. 101

    Oh lawks! You make it sound rather like the Foxtrot!

  102. 102

    Take a bough for that one.

  103. 103
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Who’s a pretty boy, then? Still, at least Twiggy is making his Werritty official.

  104. 104
    The Observer says:

    Red Ed got a good roughing up on the PM show when asked why he had done nothing on lobbying when he “was in office”. Mair had done his homework and hand wringing Ed had to admit he could have done more and better.
    Of course in the follow up BBC news the soundbite was of Red Ed compaining of government inaction, not his admission to being an incapable pillock.

  105. 105
    The Observer says:

    Does she have a mask on?

  106. 106
    The Observer says:

    I should think so.

  107. 107
    You can go your own way. says:

    I feel quite cheery tonight having had two facts confirmed that I long suspected by the splendid Radio 4

    1) The European market is today just a minnow in global trade and to lock ourselves into it would be like chaining ourselves to a dead body.

    2) By encouraging the Eurozone to set up a fiscal union, is basically Britain saying you are free to go your own way while we go ours.

  108. 108
    You can go your own way. says:

    For goodness sake Guido “Your comment is awaiting moderation.” has just spoilt that sense of elation. WHY moderate that post?

  109. 109
    lordclifton says:

    He works in PR and Communications, you say? He needs to work on his written presentation skills judging by the apostrophe shocker in his LinkedIn profile!

    “Communications professional with ten year’s experience”

  110. 110
    a plank says:

    I cedar point of your joke…

  111. 111
    a plank says:

    also missing a “?”.

  112. 112
    a plank says:

    Naughty boy! You must not utilise the word that signifies a place where you buy things.

  113. 113
    Mrs Miniver says:

    For an ordinary person like me, the idea that Twigg – or anyone – would want to identify with Blair and his most terrible crimes and deceits is beyond understanding.

  114. 114
    Clem says:

    Alex Bingham is a thoroughly unpleasant man – I speak as a former member of the Stockwell Labour Party and so had the misfortune to sit in meetings with him. He has absolutely no charm and cannot see the light side in anything. He is the identikit Blairite politican with no redeeming features or original thoughts. Twigg would do well to stay well away from him.

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