Letbin Larks
A certain bin in St James’s Park is getting a lot of attention today. Sky News found this when they arrived:
Given the sign is laminated, it seems someone has gone to a lot of effort to take the mick out of Oliver Letwin…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
It is the truth tho.
good comment
After two strangers on his London street had asked if they could use his lavatory at 5am in 2002, and he agreed to let them do so, they then stole his credit cards and other belongings.[2] He retrieved his credit cards after chasing the accomplices in his dressing gown and pyjamas.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Letwin
Cool dude.
Rough boys mmmmm.
By these actions Letwin reveals himself to be an incompetent arsehole and possibly a criminal arse hole as there are a number of issues involving the data protection act and misconduct in public office which have to be addressed. What kind of fucktard would dispose of documentation in this way. What kind of fucktard is this to be at the heart of Government.
I always expected a politician, paid by us as a politician, to have just a wee bit of political nouss (spelling??). I am continually astounded at the lack of it, not just by these numpties but by the last lot (and some before them).
Who the hell should we vote for among this gang of useless sods (all parties)?
Is Letwin a complete idiot, or just slightly stupid?
I see the end of Wavy Daves comedy act. Cash for access will do for this coalition, and then Wallace Cheese Muncher and his union pals get in. Thanks for that Dave, the end of fucking days.
At least we only sold titles and not national security
Probably a “Pilgrim” with time on their hands and stationary we paid for.
Liam “it is the government’s money” Bryne
It’s a novel filing system for government ministers.
“to take the mick out of Oliver Letwin…”
Not another Gay innuendo?
Bin there….done that
Isn’t it a well known drop point for spies?
Well they say the coalition’s shit
And to us that’s really true
But my friend you have seen nothing
Just wait till Dave u-turns again on you
Because we’re bad, we’re bad, you know it
You know we’re sad, we’re sad, you know
And the whole electorate has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who’s bad
A lot of postings for one day Guido. Which is the one you’re trying to divert attention from?
He must be on the wagon after all those conferences
Four that’s about right for Friday, 3 plus the caption.
Has this idiot been sacked yet?
If not, why not?
Sacked?
I want to know who thought the buffoon was employable in the first place. If the clown walked into my company looking for a job, the interview would not last 30 minutes.
I wouldn’t even give the fanny an interview, I’d chuck his application form in the bin in my local park.
I’m still here.
Cloud cukoo land?
We’re forming our own comedy act. The Three Sploodges.
Add Monica’s dress you would have 4
So the data protection people should be getting their act together and have a chat with this nutter number 3.
Everyone calm down. Yes it’s true that Cameron’s failed to do anything about the EU, immigration, muzee hate preachers and lying crook Huhne. But look, he’s established a website where parents can report music videos showing singers in skimpy outfits. He’s dealing with the really important issues of the day!
Yes that was Cameron’s pet project and he spent the last two weeks designing the website himself. That is why fuckall else has been done because he has been really busy on that and the rest of government has been on holiday.
Well spotted.
Singers in skimpy outfits are fine by me.
I dunno. Dave’s going to tell me to stop being fat.
Early death, looking like a whale, or being able to run away from escaped tigers are all rather higher on my list.
I like what jamie oliver says – he thinks a few clever 8 year olds could come up with a better strategy. But oddly he doesn’t come up with one himself.
I quite liked the government line on that one. No more regulations, it’s up to you to look after your own diet. Seemed like a sudden outburst of common sense.
Won’t last, of course.
I’ll have to say i didnt bother looking. Thought there was talk of a fat tax.
Must admit I was only listening with half an ear, but got the definite impression that several groups had been lobbying for regulation of food manufacturers over the amount of salt, sugar, fat, flavour and general nutrients they were allowed to put in their products. Gummint said ‘no’, to howls of horror from people who wanted to dictate what everybody else was allowed to eat.
Well, I suppose it’s a bit more ‘today’ than a Cones Hotline…
Correct, Dave is also working tirelessly for the things that are on everyones lips as a major priority, like gay marriage.
Well the religionist nut jobs seem to regard it as a major issue even though it won’t involve them. Do they get so excited about people who eat shellfish, work on Sundays or refuse to stone to death their non virgin unwedded daughters?
Well they say every village should have one so perhaps Letwin is Westminsters
Westminster have 650 all representing the commons.
They are not all idiots Billy. Most are cynical abusers, thieves, self serving troughers, duplicitious fraudsters and cunning liars, who give the fifty or so honest ones, a bad name.
50?
15 maybe.
Question is, who is next? Mr. Fox had to throw someone else to the wolves, and does letwin have the brains to rat out someone else?
Drain anyone?
Watching Letwin in action, one suspects the only person to rat out Letwin, would be Letwin himself. The bumbling fool would be out of his depth in a remedial school.
The bumbling fool has been at the heart of the new non nasty Tory Party ever since Theresa Mays kitten heels. FFS!
*****Laugh*****
gordon and his cabinet were the most wasteful and incompetent, this lot are the just plain weird!
Yes nell, and it’s just a pity that Leiber weren’t investigated so forensically by the media when they were in office. I wonder why?
You two really are thick. You are so obvious. You are so predicable. Labour are scum. The Tories are scum. The Liberals are scum. We are being betrayed and it’s your fault Tory turds.
The Cabinet Office Filing System is a walk in the park. You should see the incinerator at the back of the MoD. Hee! Hee! Hee!
After all the sanctimony about national security and security of information from all sides of the House, surely he cannot hang on? If it was one of his officials they’d be hung out to dry.
Unless someone finds a document labelled ‘Top Secret’ in a park bin, he’ll survive.
Ministers are expected to be a bit wierd, that’s why we have a supposedly competent Civil Service to look after them. In this case, Letwin managed to evade his keepers for a few moments. Wouldn’t surprise me if they send a minion after him everywhere he goes now, to sweep up.
Something missing here.
Either he took his rubbish back out, or the journos didn’t bother looking, or they found something that made the story less interesting.
You couldn’t be more wrong engineer, documents do not have to be classified as Top Secret before the casual negligent disposal of them becomes a criminal offence. I would wager that many if not all of these documents are covered by the data protection act and such conduct is criminal. He is an utter clown who should resign and hand himself in for questioning as soon as possible. Useless twat.
Those rules only apply to the little people. Like us. Or anti-terrorist coppers. Ministers get more leeway.
Oh sorry your right, Blunket stole travel warrants and nothing happened to him after all, but if we were to do it….
Last night’s Question Time was rather shocking. For a change, the audience was comprised entirely of lefties.
No, wait, that’s what it always is. My mistake.
I noticed the absence of proper Londoners (if you know what I mean – have to be careful what I say!) in the audience. Where are they now? Been hounded out by the f*reigners I suppose. London is a right sh*t hole now. Another thing to thank Leiber for.
I left London 20 years ago and am always dismayed and horrified to see how much it has been colonised. It’s like visiting a third world country in many areas now.
You are so right Archer. I was horrified to see ghettos instead of communities and just one mass of bl*ck/asi*n faces. Not to mention the Poles etc. I can’t believe what has happened to London, and am so sad about it all.
However, go round any big city now, and you will see the same dreadful problem, albeit on a ‘smaller’ scale
Celebrate the rich, multi-cultural diversity !
Indeed, colonisation is the only word for it, multiculturalism… what a load of bollocks!
Vote for me we’ll have ‘em out mate!
You should have stayed Archer and felt the enrichment, apparently without it we would all be a bunch of bigoted ignorant backward looking little Englanders slurping tea and eating fish and chips.
A lot of effort ?
Not really, if they’ve got an office with a laminating machine sitting in the corner of the room.
I made Britain great again.
Spelling, Gordon. That should be ‘grate’.
Britain doesn’t exist Gordon you signed it away, remember when you skulked abroad the day after the other countries signed, we remember and won’t let you forget.
The traitorous homo jock bastard!
How about some clandestine photos of Gordon gardening when he should be at the HOC?
They say bad luck comes in threes. Please let number three be Chris Huhne.
I must admit I put the sign there
To see if my Master, Mr Letwin, would notice
ROFL
You have no idea!
OMG! It must just be a day for weirdo’s!!!!
Besides I thought harikariwhatsisname had cleared off to southamerica in shame to be re-educated in journalism or something.
So which of the LGBT brigade is Hari?
So his office can find a laminating machine but they’ve never heard of shredders!
There is an old saying,’you can’t take the piss out of shit’. I am not quite sure what it means. Perhaps it is related to the revelations that dirty bastards do not wash their hands after using mobile phones etc.
Breaking News
Another Cabinet Minister in sex shock sensation
Gus the Whitewasher has been called in again
Another D notice will be issued and Fawkes Blog will be shut down
Bad idea, one site =controllable up to a point , thousands= Guido wins.
Do think you are royalty?
Millions of men and women who voted you and your husband out of Downing Street #Goodcitizens
Up to 275,000 Swiss people — out of a population of 8million — have sex with animals, a survey claimed last year.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3872060/Pet-sex-man-wooed-dog.html
Have they carried out a similar survey in Wales yet?
It’s never done me any harm boyo.
I am offering consulting fees (based on the quality of information and contracts obtained) to every member of the Cabinet
It’s all within the rules, you must understand
Are you hiring Gus O’D as well, with the job lot ?
No
One of the investment banks got there before me…
Damn
I wanted to nab him
Would have thought they were all ready bought and paid for.
It’ll be a stop on the walking tours now.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/20/us-pht-newscorp-britain-corruption-idUSTRE76J25L20110720
It’s all coming home to roost
It’s great for us that the energy secretary is such a useless incompetent prick.
“Yesterday The Jewish Chronicle reported: “The Defence Secretary is known as a champion of Israel within the government. Speaking at the Herzliya Conference in February, which Mr Werritty also attended, he urged tougher sanctions against Iran, Mr Werritty’s area of expertise.”
I’ll think I will get some other cards, official bin man to Letwin
What is it with government ministers and parks?
Let us have an election NOW. Get it over with.
I’m still available …..
Is this a blog or twitter?
Twitter advertising dept, well Billy seems to think so.
Like they used to say ‘Where’s yer bin?’
Ee’s bin in’t park.
“I’s bin to jamaica”.
“Jamaica?”
“Nah, she wouldn’t let me”.
So Rt Hon Oliver Letwin MP, Minister of State at the Cabinet Office, has been caught by the Daily Mirror throwing state secrets in a rubbish bin in the park. Oh dear.
Now here’s a wrinkle – four years ago, Mr Letwin said in the Times that:
The suggestion then was that Mr Letwin was just the man to establish the framework within which people would behave responsibly. Now it seems perhaps that he isn’t.
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Psychological note: Everyone including Tony Blair had a good laugh at Mr Letwin’s “sociocentric frameworks” and “econocentric paradigms” but his article was actually a bit serious and had something to do with “nudging“, i.e. getting people to behave properly without passing laws all the time, an unimpeachable objective which somehow becomes sinister in his hands.
Obituary: the article was also intimately linked with the death of the Conservative party.
My friends, neighbours and I try to recycle as much paper and card as we can. Why doesn’t Letwin do the same? This is aside from the fact that binning work documents in a public park is highly unprofessional. Goddamit, he is a senior parliamentarian. Disposing of work documents should most certainly happen at work. He needs to follow the odious Fox’s example and resign his cabinet post. Bye bye Oliver!