The Serjeant at Arms Jill Pay is to retire in January. The serial survivor managed to cling on for years, despite letting the police in to arrest one of the Members of Parliament that she was meant to protect, with no warrant. Her career ended the moment that the pie throwing idiot Jonathan May-Bowles was able to assault Rupert Murdoch during his Select Committee appearance in August.

Smart money is on the current Deputy Serjeant Mike Naworynsky to take over…