October 13th, 2011

Ed Meets Predators for Dinner

Guido just asked Ed Miliband at his Labour HQ press conference (with Ed Balls) if the lobbyist Roland Rudd is a producer or a predator? He waffled on about meeting business people all the time but didn’t answer the question. He did promise to reveal who he met at last night’s dinner held off-the-record at the lobbyist’s home. So we will find out if he dined with producers or predators.

Should be noted that Roland Rudd made his millions representing financial service companies as well as predators and prey in takeover battles. Are spinners producers?


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido, you are not suggesting that Ed is two-faced?


  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Oh Guido, dont know if any help, but i asked http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin to asiist in getting #HappyBirthdayMaggie to trend on twitter, she accepted and i hope with her help and our friends in the USA we achive this.


    • 5
      tinker, tailor, soldier, bumboy says:

      don’t forget your friends in tel aviv – they may buy some cheap arse as a thank you/wank you


    • 23
      ENGLAND says:

      ‎’Perhaps the Labour Party would give all those things up – easily !!
      Perhaps they would agree to a single currency, to the total abolition of the Pound Sterling. Perhaps being totally incompetent with monetary matters they’d be only too delighted to hand over total responsibility – as they did to the IMF – to a central bank.

      Happy 86th Birthday, Baroness Thatcher.


  3. 4
    Lord Lucan says:

    Dufus Ed wouldn’t know Business if it shat on him, Oaten-style. Apart from the hypocrisy of him taking donations created from profits of the business he says is bad, why any serious business person would meet with him baffling. He is a financial Clown.


    • 7
      PD77 says:

      So he really does qualify as the Son of Brown then.


      • 10
        RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:



        • 48
          Archer Karcher says:

          Shouldn’t the title of the video be “Ed Miliband’s simple message to simple people”? And no, before you ask, I didn’t bother wasting 48 seconds of my life watching the gurning imbecile.


    • 13
      labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      He’s a clown, alright, and bolloxed next to him has something of the performing seal about him. Such is the Blair & Brown circus formerly known as labour.

      I’m just waiting for another fatal industrial accident for the ‘incredible orange man’ to shove his enormous ugly boat on the box again.


  4. 9
    What a plonker. says:

    What Red Ed knows about business you could write on the back of a postage stamp, and bug eyed Balls knows even less.


    • 12
      PD77 says:

      So he’s being overly optimistic with his blank sheet of paper then? Maybe he should try A5 then go up to A4?


      • 25
        Gordon Brown says:

        I’ll have no truck with blank sheets of paper in my house. I fill them all up on both sides, right up into the corners. Ha! I’ll show them! They haven’t heard the last of me!

        Q: What’s the difference between a duck?

        A: One of them is both the same!!!


      • 29
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        Or get a pen from gordon.


  5. 14
    Harley Street Doctor says:

    Blinky Balls and a blood pressure problem, drinking problem or thyroid problem by the redness of his face…


    • 30
      Engineer says:

      Or a guilt problem….


      • 57
        Tony Bliar is a complete cunt says:

        Yeah I would go with the guilt problem………..


      • 70
        Dr Freud said all women suffered from penis envy says:


        I would add to what you say and my distinguished Harley Street Physician have said

        This Mr Balls is permanently projecting (I invented the word)

        His bulging eyes are a sign of forthcoming mental collapse

        His brother, who is a serious man, and a senior bond fund manager, looks normal.

        So it is highly probable that it is one of my famous siblbing cases as well

        I predict that he will “blow up in flight”‘, as we specialists say.


  6. 16
    astateofdenmark says:

    Finsbury did/do work for Oleg Deripaska according to Hollingsworth/Lansley in Londongrad. Also Nat Rothschild rumoured to be a client.

    What a small world.


    • 74
      Al Jazeerah correspondent says:

      And always the same suspects

      Same names, same offshore havens, same banks, same lawyers,sa and STILL people will n ot understand who created this mayhem


  7. 17
    Watching Ed in Hampstead says:

    Empty Ed is trying to rustle up some cash since most of the New Laboue donors have fooked off and he does not want to go on being blackmailed by Thuggie Whelan

    Bet he is meeting dozens of predators like Rudd who makes his money out of PR which is not a profession


  8. 20
    Sir William Waad says:

    A takeover is a process whereby two successful businesses are combined to make one unsuccessful business.


    • 22
      Engineer says:

      The banking advisors usually do quite nicely out of the deal, though.


    • 31
      Fred the Shred ( knighted by Gordon Brown ) says:

      I did well when I merged Royal Bank of Scotland with the Dutch bank ABN…..


      • 46
        Gordon Brown says:

        And I merged Halifax Bank of Scotland with Llyods


        • 62
          Gordon and Fred says:

          And we both merged a Banking crisis with the most profligate spending in Governmental history to create the perfect storm.


        • 65
          Lord Mandelson says:

          Don’t forget me, I waved the HBOS/Lloyds merger through ignoring the tried and tested safeguards which would have prevented this merger occurring.


      • 61
        Dave Figgley says:

        Ha ha, sunshine. I’m going to merge your cheeky little face with your arsehole, mate.
        Figgley’s got your number, Freddie.
        Now, how’s the weather doing, Dan?


  9. 21
    Engineer says:

    If he wants advice from business, why doesn’t he talk on the record to the likes of the CBI, the Engineering Employer’s Federation, and other business and commerce associations?

    Politics doesn’t have to be conducted behind closed doors (says he, naively…).


    • 26
      Some of the Public, Some of the Time says:

      Bribery does, though.


    • 27

      He could claim all business are Preducers.

      That should get him off the hook that he decided to stitch into his own jacket.


    • 40
      Ed's Hypocrisy says:

      It does when you realise who Rudd’s circle of friends are. It’s a small world. Rupert Murdoch is dead long live Rudd. The longer I live the more I realise that an elite group of people rule the UK and politicians are only given power if they do their bidding.

      How Ed can talk about Predator business to the Union Barrons one week then dine with the most powerful bankers, pro European business leasers and corporate PR magnates the next week beggars belief.


  10. 24
    Some of the Public, Some of the Time says:

    Looks like yet another party begging bowl held out to the aoompanyment of the usual euphemisms for votes for sale.


  11. 28
    Red Ed "Dutch" Milibland says:

    To all the Predators out there I have this to say: If it bleeds, we can kill it.


    • 35
      KINNOCKIO says:

      And if it doesn’t bleed, you’d nationalise it ??

      I’ve got my party back !!! We’re awwiiigght !!! We’re awwwiiigggghhhttt !!!


      • 43
        Red Ed "Dutch" Milibland says:

        Well I plan on going Commando for my next conference speech, saves on the laundry bill, that way I can give the electorate a Raw Deal and they can feel the Red “Ed” Heat as they get a Total Recall of our last time in government, what do you think Neil?


  12. 38
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Why oh why does Ed Miliband bother. Everyone knows he is a loser, even those in his shadow cabinet. All they do is agree so as to satisfy their egos and bank balance.


  13. 39
    Alien (Ed) Vs Predator (Rudd) says:

    Coming to a cinema near you


  14. 41
    Roland Rudd says:


  15. 47
    Westminster Badfellas says:

    Interesting reading G’s comments earlier today regarding dead tree press and links.

    PLEASE, if you are going to put a link to a story about Hancock, it should come with a health warning.

    Too late, I clicked……as Joe Pesci might say, that photo is one sick looking fucking predatorial fuck, fucking scary fuck!


    • 51
      John Lyon CB (eagerly awaiting with much salivation my next honour) says:

      It’s me again, still same old part time week on a mega full time salary plus perks honours, blah blah blah.

      Months go by, not much to do, money to blag, then wham, out of the blue, same old crap, nothing to see or investigate around here, next.


      • 69
        Double standards Commisionaire says:

        John Lyon is a waste of space and a Parliamentary sycophant of the highest order.


    • 53
      Handycock says:

      “You know Westminster Badfellas, you’re a fuckin’ mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that? “


  16. 50
    Terrible But True says:

    ‘He waffled on about meeting’

    Not unique of course in that rarified world that is Westminster, but Miliband. E seems to have perfected those two highly unproductive talents to an amazing degree.


  17. 59
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


    Save the NHS – Picket Question Time tonight! Andrew Lansley is on the panel.
    Meeting Date & Time: Thursday 13th October, mass picket from 5:45 p.m. onwards Meeting Point: The Octagon, Queen Mary, University of London, Mile End Road, E1 4NS Overground: Bethnal Green Tube: Mile End on Hammersmith & City, District and Central lines. Stepney Green OR Bow Road on Hammersmith & City and District lines. DLR Bow Church Bus: Number 25 stops directly outside the event.


  18. 64
    UN Observer says:

    So Ed Milliband has several Messrs Verités ,

    So unexpected

    Do they all live in Mayfair, Chelsea, Notting Hill, Hampstead and Primrose Hill

    Are they all contributors to Bicom ?

    All the fucking usual suspects, Guido, this is getting boring



  19. 71
    the last quango in paris says:

    why don’t we all give Ed some straight advice for free.

    I’ll start:

    1. Don’t trust anyone called Ed.


  20. 72
    Scum V says:

    I went to a fancy dress shop yesterday to get a
    Dracula costume for Halloween. The man behind the
    counter tried to sell me an England rugby kit. I said,
    ‘Sorry mate, you misheard me, I said I want to look like a count’


  21. 75
    Ah! Monika says:

    That’s the way to do it!!

    A French inquiry into attempted rape claims against ex-IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn has been dropped.

    The prosecutor’s office said the evidence suggested sexual assault – a less serious offence than attempted rape, with a shorter statute of limitations.


    • 97
      Anonymous says:

      I understood that the case hinged on him allegedly exposing his erection to a young female but the case failed because the evidence wouldn’t stand up in court


  22. 81
    Mike Smithson says:

    One for you Guido !!

    A Scottishman stops Paddy for directions, “excuse me pal, what’s the quickest way to dublin?”

    Paddy says ” are you on foot or in a car?”

    The Scottishman says “in a car”

    Paddy replies “that’s the quickest”


    • 91
      The Clap says:



    • 102
      Travelling man says:

      That is worse than the one where air traffic control asked the pilot of an Aer Lingus plane to confirm his height and position.

      His reply: I’m 6ft 2 and sitting at the front”.


  23. 92
    not a machine says:

    Johan version ” It really was tremendous to see Edward milliband Labour leader at ease in such familiar company once more , dining and networking with the sort of people who he can motivate and offer true leadership to fullfill the promise of Britain , line after line of tactful simplicity about , greed being good , labour voters are loyal even to the red rosette on the donkey because ,we have made them that way and that the soft fascist corpratist state was an improvement on communism .They lapped it up , he carved out the mental idea , that a goverment that can interpret for the people , what a good company is , is not a fascist idea just sucking up to cash , but a liberating one in which , good companies can take over the bad ones and no worries from govt on paperwork or processing eventually ending up with one big company running the Uk that will benefit everyone .
    I was sat next to Gordon Gekco , who whooped wildly , I leant over and asked what it was about Edward he so admired , he replied the man believes in , smears , unclear dishonest politics ,making idiots and slush funds , we can clean up in this sort of enviroment .
    with that he oreded another bottle of grand cru , offered me a montichristo no4 and we both sat back in the haze of Eds brilliance , contemplating what we should call our new business group , I suggested omniwonk , Mr gecko just smiled , and said welcome aboard son , heres my card , I may need some articles publishing from time to time ,to help investors to sell there stock.


  24. 93
    Charlie Gilmour says:

    We’ve all heard it a million times. Here it is for the millionth and one time:


  25. 94
    Miliband's Mingers says:

    Ed M is the lamb who is asking the wolves “What’s for dinner?”. Yup with mint sauce.


  26. 95
    Union of Thickos says:

    We demand more money even though there isn’t any more money up for grabs. We are gonna fuck the economy even more by going on strike and then there is even less money and then we are going to demand even more money cus we are thick selfish socialist c’unts but heyho it undermines the Coalition.


  27. 96
    Things are lookin up says:

    My dad used to scream at the TV and turn it off when Gordoom was on NOW with Red Ed he falls around laughing liebour are imporoving in our house at least (still screams when Blinky is on though oh well)


  28. 103
    Tom Baldwin's Liebour Ajax supplier says:

    Was Harvey Boulter asking for his cash back…or making sure he is prefered bidder on Liebour defence contracts and procurement!

    Doesnt cash for influence lead to potential jail time Ed…..Jim Murphy!

    Fucking crooks


  29. 104
    Helpful says:

    O/T Have you seen this? The Arts Council gives interest free loans to people who want to buy art!!!! WTF? Taken from the website that promotes the BuyArt Fair in Manchester

    Own art scheme

    Please tick here if you would like information on Own Art, The Arts Council England scheme providing individuals with the opportunity to spread the cost of contemporary works of art and craft with the benefit of an interest free loan.


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