Fox Trashes Werritty
Another key development in the fox-hunt from Joe Murphy at the Standard. He has got the text of “friends of Fox” attempting to trash his bestest friend Adam Werritty. Murphy stresses that he believes this is what Fox told GOD:
“It is clear that Werritty was masquerading as something he was not. He was hanging around and popping up in places, trying to be part of a group. This guy was clearly a Walter Mitty figure.
It’s fair to say that he [Fox] was naive about Adam Adam did arrive in certain places and took advantage of his friendship with Liam. It will be a very different friendship in future.”
If the government are calling you Walter Mitty, Guido doesn’t recommend you go for a walk in the woods any time soon…
He has served his uses so left to graze.
Perhaps William Hague has an opening or two for the poor boy?
Is “opening” an innuendo ?
Cameron assured us at PMQs that some committee would be thoroughly examining the hole issue.
How many Ministers have their own personal Werritty, that sets up Pseudo business advisory groups, then funnels large amounts of Cash out of the public purse? Foxxy must have been taught by the Best. or did he just pick it up in the Gentlemans.
In u endo– are you Italian?
That’s it.
He’s toast.
Well done everybody.
They’re all in this together.
The people who “stole” the laptop were arrested.
Three boys, one aged 17 and two aged 14, and two men, aged 19 and 22
BBC 27 May 2010
Have they got anything to add to the story?
Be careful of speeding cars when you cross the road lads!
Five people in a tiny flat, and nobody heard anything!
Well 2 blokes together they probably making more noise than the kids on the other hand they could have heard the kids entering and then hidden, only coming out when the kids had gone.
Is that UNDER AGE Botting you are talking about??
Srilanka has a big problem with sex tourist looking for both young boys as well as girls. Hope Cameron does some thing to control UK sex tourist abusing kids.
I’ll be advising him and keeping him satisfied.
Hiya Mark. I have got away with it again. Boaz.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/oct/12/mp-avoids-standards-texts-constituent?newsfeed=true
Oh, don’t even joke about it, OH.
The Tory had put the mystery man up in a guest bedroom after meeting him for drinks in the evening.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2048131/Liam-Fox-burglary-cover-Mystery-man-stayed-Foxs-flat-night-robbed.html#ixzz1aa4s7mGW
It was a moment of madness.
What job Hague’s “ex-especial adviser” is going now?
Things could turn to the worse for Doc Fox then
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned. Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
Fox lie with man; tax-payer feel he were a titty
What woman? There’s no woman involved.
Well there’s Mrs Fox
And where in “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned.” does it say a woman has to be the lover?
She knows him well enough by now, I’m sure.
The pinkos have done their best to make us all think this is perfectly ordinary. Clearly the media doesn’t think that.
The way we’re headed bumming will be compulsory. I will remain firmly seated!
“Adam Adam did arrive in certain ”
That right?
Missing a full stop, or a semi-colon at least.
I suspect semi and colon will pop up again in this thread before long
OK OK. its the headline throwing me off again.
“Fox Trashes Werritty” No he doesn’t.
And so I guess it isnt the government calling werrity “walter mitty” either.
That was supposed to be at the end of the thread.
I got a deodorant stick today. I’ve never used one before, so I read the instructions “Remove top and slowly push up bottom”
I’m in Casualty but my farts smell lovely!
Bet that stings somewhat…ouch!
Murkier and Murkier
So Werrity ‘the nutjob’ just popped up on private family holidays in Spain?
A pure coincidence.
The idea that Werrity is some random loner who kept on poppping up is somewhat undermined by him being Fox’s BEST MAN!!!!!!!!!
Did he pretend to stay in all those 5* hotels and travel first-class too. Sorry, but this is a diversion. Free rent says it all.
Fox and Werrity were both hoping to cash in on their friendships.
How does it help Fox’s case that he’s had a nutjob for a confidant / advisor for umpty-ump years?
Yeees, we all now have full confidence in Fox’s competence to be our SofS for Defence!
Thought Fox was only given the job to stop him being a focal point for malcontents on the right of the party. Nothing in his previous career suggested he was the man for this particular job anyway.
Now he’s damaged goods, Cameron should suggest he falls on his sword.
or mine
Fox has just cancelled his keel laying visit to Barrow on Thursday. Mmm…keel laying . . .
Probably wanted to avoid all the Golden Rivet jokes.
… and all the Lithuanian welders than haven’t seen their wives for three months
Are we sure Werrity actually went to the wedding?
Given Werritty was best man, I think it’s likely.
“walk in the woods”? why? because government bumps off people who have very little of interest to say, to delay the real facts coming out by at least 30 minutes?
If that quote is correct it looks bloody loopy.
It’s a reference to the Blair government calling Kelly a Walter Mitty character.
Indeed. I would have been cleverer to say “45 minutes” wouldnt I?
I really don’t think the government bumps people off for trivia like this or what is generally accepted as “what kelly knew”
Does someone think that kelly knew something that we don’t now know?
About the quote I’m calling loopy – I now realise its a friend or perhaps someone else who pretends he knows fox who made up the mitty quote.
The above article has Fox talking about himself in the third person.
But it says this is the story that Fox is presenting to Gus O’Donnell (GOD) So it is effectively the words of Fox.
Both Bliar and Campbell will get their come uppance. Bastardly multi millionaires. Bliar looks haunted. He is like an evil Shakespe*rian character who is just about to unravel.
Do you think B’Liar is actually turning into M__beth (did not want to upset any luvvies by mentioning the Scottish play)
You mean Fox didn’t think it just a tad strange that wherever he went in the world, Adam Adam kept turning up?
Fox must have been pleased to see him. Why else would he say “Adam, Adam!”?
so good he had to bum him twice
He is repeating to himself the world’s shortest poem entitled “Fleas” – to whit – Adam ‘ad ‘em.
oops: He is restating to himself the world’s shortest poem entitled “Fleas” – to whit – Adam ‘ad ‘em.
My mother-in-law seems to make a habit of doing just that.
Yes, sir. P.C. Filth’s first mother-in-law was in the habit of ‘turning up.’ Fortunately, she has been propping up the eastern side of The Hanger Lane Gyratory system for the last forty years and I can wave at her as I proceed in a westerly direction, sir. Over.
Just shows how far behind these bloody arabs are. Sky news has just reported that rebels have nearly taken Sirte, the second largest city in Libya and the fighting is in tents.
I hate to admit that this actually made me laugh .
Was a fake billy tho.
Sorry to say, that part actually made the joke better.
Wonderful, that could not have been scripted better! I have tears!!!
If the cap fits …
Pull the pegs out that’ll Fuckum up
So now Fox is definitely finished. His only positive PR was that he had stayed loyal to a long standing friend. And come on! Nobody’s going to believe that Werrity was a Walter Mitty fantasist when Fox himself invited him along to so many meetings. Fox is drowning, and drowning faster the more he flails about.
I hope they don’t find oot aboot me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGoR4QjzlXM
Blair under pressure over Mitty remark
The prime minister is facing calls to sack his spokesman for referring to government weapons inspector Dr David Kelly as a “Walter Mitty” character.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3124677.stm
So much of a Walter Mitty that he ran a charity from Fox’s office, is a joint shareholder in UK Health Ltd company with Fox and so on ….
Scotch mist
And how is this supposed to make this better?
Fox looks even more stupid if this is the truth.
I agree. It makes Fox look a prize fool and disloyal to boot.
Calling a government advisor, a Walter Mitty character is a terrible thing to do. Wait until they are dead first.
Beware a Walter Mitty scorned
Always preferred “Billy Liar” meself
Walter Mitty? My arse! The guy made those business cards and trips in order to cash in on Liam Fox’s position, influence and contacts. Werritty is an opportunist and a gold digger. Not sure about him being a turd burglar.
I wonder if the ruin could best be described as a walter mitty type characture ? getting into groups becomming leader , unelected and making it all up .
Surprised at Rodger Helmer going , did a lot of work on wind farms , Delingpole will weep , real eurosceptic as well .
The question is , is guido convinced there is more to the werrity story ,than the malicous gossip ?
All we need now is for iPhones to start playing up and we’ll have the dream headline: Apple and Blackberry crumble…
Live at the Apollo for you Martin Day.
thats a date
The 36th of October will do.
Jobs dying not enough for you?
“Steve Jobs isn’t really dead, the nurses are just holding him the wrong way.”
Your witticism has gone in my little black book although I’m not sure the blue-rinse brigade will fully appreciate it.
Isn’t Dave’s government jumping the gun? The Blair government called Dr Kelly a Walter Mitty character after he died not before.
“Dave” also called Ed it at PMQs…is there a trend here.??
Meanwhile Kelvin Mackenzie gives a knockabout performance rubbishing the Leveson Inquiry with a few choice bon mots about arse-lickers and with especially warm words for both Cameron and Brown…..will he be the next to be referred to as a “Walter Mitty” character ??
To Walter Mitty someone is secret government code to ruin their reputation and Character.
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
Still one of the most memorable QT performances ever – Kelvin, we salute you!
Why does anyone still support labour?
Because labour supporters have standards & they’re not raising them for anyone
Walter Mitty? Bullshit. Werritty was using the fox for his influence and contacts. The pair of them saw opportunities to make a stash of cash. The media is just being silly now.
The Talented Mr. Werritty must have a solicitor out there who has a safe-deposit box key ‘in the event of my untimely demise.’ Go ahead, come up with a better explanation.
What a nice person Fox is. He publicly calls his best man, best friend, business partner, holiday companion, drinking buddy, dining buddy, flatmate and working companion a Walter Mitty character when the shit hits the fan.
+1
Have you read the original article?
It doesn’t actually resemble this rehash very much.
Madam, I’m Adam.
Yo, banana boy!
Bombard a drab mob.
Liam: Evil did I dwell; lewd I did live. – Mail
No elate man I meet sees a bed, debase esteem in a metal eon.
A man, a plan, a canal – Panama!
Nurse, I spy gypsies, run!
Given the Sri Lankan connection, perhaps
Lame, ‘e – Liam did mail Eelam
is appropriate?
Damn – meant ‘male, ‘e …’
If he wasn’t such a podgy bastard the anagram of his name would suit him:
Wiry Tart Dame
Though as he’d knocking around with the Defence Secretary perhaps this is more apt:
Dear Army Twit
Those anagram engines are a god-send.
They certainly are Dwarves Coroners. Or should I say Warden Crossover?
Actually they’re a dogs-den
Mary, Wide Tart?
still hanging on I see by his fingernails .
any bets on how much longer he’s going to last?
How the fuck can Fox moan about a “whispering campaign” when it’s HE who keeps taking his mate all around the world with him and has some ‘young chap’ round his house when his wife was away?
Fox should just resign, why the fuck Cameron just didn’t fire him is beyond me. All that will happen now is the media will dig and dig and dig until they find something on Fox.
Never mind keeping the fox out of the henhouse – this Fox obviously needs to be kept out of the cottage…
When a scandal breaks involving a Politician in which you expect him to be “resigned” and it doesn’t happen it can only tell you one thing……it was common knowledge and many more of them were at it as well.
You can also guess that the powers that be don’t want Foxy Fox on the outside telling tittle tattle tales about them.
A gold digging opportunist who used or colluded with his friend to gain access to power, influence and contacts in order to obtain opportunities to make material gains. Nothing Walter Mitty about it.
Thats enough about Fox, what about Werritty ?
All Tories since Lord North have been traitors and scum.
Don’t forget they eat babies too !
“we’ll keep the red flag flying here”
Come on altogether now comrades ……
Yeah that normal
You’re slipping you forgot to mention Thatcher the Milk Snatcher
Is there any member of my gubmint that is not a homosexual pervert? Are they all like me?
Dave, I want it, I need it. Remember when it was in my mouth and you told me to swallow it?
Hello boys! If I can be of any help just BB me!
“He was hanging around and popping up in places”
Perhaps it was Mr Werrity’s “hanging” and his ability to “pop up” that made him such a welcome companion for Dishy Doctor Fox???
The Walter Mitty ploy is a sales tactic to keep a story going, make it a bit more interesting and to sell more newspaper.
~How to sell tripe to the masses~
Dr David Kelly, weapons inspector, deceased, was also characterised as a “Walter Mitty character” by propagandists loyal to the Blair regime.
Leave me out of it!
Foxy receives this man on dozens of occasions without security clearance
He invites him to meetings with the Commanding General of ISAF FFS
And dozens of others
The said Verité is his “Best Man”
And then he knifes him
He must have Max Clifford as his PT consultant
I must protest
I have never advised a client to lie, knife anyone or claim unfounded damages
I always get someone else to do that
ROFL
Does he work out, then? Looks a bit on the puny side from here. Nice butt, though.
“The said Verité is his “Best Man”
And then he knifes him”
‘It’s just business. It’s nothing personal. It’s a Westminster message. It means Liam Fox sleeps with the salami.”
£300m VAT fraud by an ex-member of the filth. Even makes Blair look like a pansy.
A few more like that and our economy would app.ear to be buzzing – for a while…
Is
Tony Blair’sDavid Cameron’s government being controlled by a gay mafia?Once we get our “men” into place
We keep them there
You can see the results
Fox should be careful cus Werritty sore arse is sitting on a goldmine. Has Werritty got the title of his up and coming book thought out yet? The Secret Life Of The Fox And My Advice To Him? Kerrrchiing!
We are offering £2 million for the memoirs of this noble and much maligned gentleman
He is a gentleman in all meanings of the word
I reckon Werritty gives, rather than takes it.
The phrase…”When you’re in a hole stop digging!” springs to mind especially when all you keep throwing up is more and more piles of shit to bury yourself in
Why has Uncle Ruppie (otherwise known as Citizen Murdoch) used the Sun to turn against my “right wing” friend Fox
There must be a Guido Fawkes like plot here…
Adam, I mean Gary, proves his loyalty in Team America
it’s in German but that makes it more funny
I read you headline Guido
I thought for a terrible moment that were attacking Verity
Ooof…thanks Ruppieness it was not us
It is just a simple lover’s tiff
Be careful what you say
Guido News is a sub-sub-sub -(submarine) subsidiary of the Great Citizen… Kane
Will the Werrity and Fox ‘camps’ settle it tomorrow with Handbags at Dawn on the Today programme?
Fox could not have survived in politics as long as he had if he didn’t have an instinctual awareness of the proximity of other predators.
Rather than being naive, Fox had become like the crime boss who believes he is untouchable until the door comes crashing in.
His back doors, presumably.
Labour remain in denial because they have no policies or ideas.
On BBC parliament labour MP Frank Dobson is speaking – he just sums up why labour are so useless.
My god, you certainly have your finger on the pulse watching daytime TV.
It’s just one of my many talents. I am afraid though that I cannot attain your level of sarcasm.
I want to put all your co-conspirators at ease
We hacked anything worthwhile out of your British defence computer systems years ago
So don’t worry too much about securiity clearances and so on
It is all extremely transparent for us you see
And if your Defence Minister wants to bugger around, that is, frankly, between him and his Chinese lice…(correction…ice)…
P.S. When you want to come and suck my large ass (we are a bit Americanised you know), you can come to the People’s Chinese Army Ass Kissing Sessions, held once a week in the Great People’s Hall and we award medals to the best ass licker
PPS Entrance free
I’ll have a number 18, two number 29s, a 43 and some prawn crackers. Go light on the monosodium glutamate and please don’t gob in the noodles this time. Ta.
Dear George Osborne,
Please sort the economy out.
Every time you leave an inch, Ed Balls appears on my television. This is unacceptable.
regards,
UK Citizen.
I knew he would come around
And it is better than Fox
Especially since we all vote Cenlic Socialist
Good luck, Wales. Your country is beautiful, your young women and sheep are extremely attractive, your mushrooms are potent, your roadworks are omnipresent and you are not Scottish.
If ever I need to revisit the 1970s, whilst my phone box is being serviced, I just hitch a lift along the A40 until we pass the event horizon that you call The River Wye.
The land of flares and gold medallions is a pleasant distraction from the heavy shit going on in the rest of the known universe.
We will all be slightly Welsh on Saturday.
Iawn.
Wales Vs France. Tough choice who I hate more…
If there is one MP that should resign it’s Ed Balls. Balls is an absolute disgrace.
So what ?
The Walter Mitty idea can only work if Liam Fox had no idea who Adam Werritty is. No this is an example of opportunist gold diggers at work.
Arms producers of the world Unite!
I produce cluster fucks
Many others produce cluster buggeries (the new Weapon of Mass Destruction)
We have the Unions behind us (thank god) as well
All together, we will win and sing
“The working class cmay kiss my arse
We have produced the cluster fuck at last”
(you know the rest)
I invesnted the Peter Pinciple
Everyone is promoted to his level of incompetence
I never expected this whole thing to get out hand though
You have a country of 60 million odd citiozens run a bunch of total incompetents and you say nothing ?
Correction
A bunch of adolescents who have never worked doie a serious job in their lives
We must print more money
It is the only way out of the hopeless mess we left
PS These are our instructions from Larry Summers who has just been fired by O’Bama
Larry Summers was Prisident of Harvard Univeristy
He must be right
Everyone seems to have forgotten Cameron called Miliband Mitty during PMQs. It was a good line too. After Ed claimed energy companies were changing their policies because of what he’d said at conference, Cameron said “The last Labour leader thought he saved the world, this one is Walter Mitty”. Ed didn’t look very happy at that.
Where are the cuts in UK governmemnt expenditure ?
I protest
You are giving Y fronts a bad name
Some good news at last. The High Court has rejected the appeal by the gyppos at Dale Farm. The pikeys will now have to move, the mischievous little gyppos.
He only pointed out what is obvious – marriage is between a man and a woman, and the buggers already have ‘civil partnership’ available to them, so what’s the big deal? OK – he did say ‘you may as well legalise marriage between animals’, but that’s just hyperbole (which the poofs understand all too well – they use it all the time).
Silly fucker’s apologised as well – which just encourages the thought police who want to curb our free speech.
The Walter Mitty Character assasination is a weapon of last resort. He has nothing else left in the arsenal, if it fails to work which seems most likely, then the Labour hounds will get to taste the blood of the Fox.
I don’t wanna know your name
Cause you don’t look the same
The way you did before
OK you think you got a pretty face
But the rest of you is out of place
You looked all right before
Fox on the run
You screamed and everybody comes a-running
Take a run and hide yourself away
I posted the vid days ago. Might rummage around for it again.
This one?
Hand over the money. We will not take no for an answer. What do you think this is – a fucking democracy?
Other despotic regimes manage to fix the votes in there favour the first time around without too much trouble, but the EEC bureaucrats are so incompetent they can’t even manage that.
Anyone else outside Westminster village puzzled at how this Fox thing took so long to surface?
I expected this, after being told to hide in the cupboard because Gus O’Donnell was coming.
My sphincter is in an absolute rage and the next time Liam asks me to blow him I’ll turn him down flat.
What an ingrate, after all those nights of bliss I gave him. If only I’d listened to Hague. He warned me, you know.
You have to laugh D Cameron raping the UK just like Blair….
‘Chris Grayling MP, Dr Fox’s former campaign manager in his bid to become Conservative Party leader, defended Fox on this morning’s BBC Radio 4′s Today programme, saying: “I thought we had got past the point in politics where we needed to worry about people’s private lives.”‘
The shadow home secretary, Chris Grayling, today apologised for the offence caused by his comments in which he said that people who ran bed and breakfasts in their homes should “have the right” to turn away gay couples.
Inconsistency and incoherence are the last refuges of scoundrel MPs
And our favourite Gabs Bertin is involved in the this Foxy/Verity thingy
Sad…
I always loved her…
In view of the Walter Mitty remarks ascribed to friends of Fox, I think it was Jermey Thorpe who remarked of a MacMillan cabinet massacre – greater love hath no man than he lay down his friends for his life.
This site really is rather quaire