October 10th, 2011

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


183 Comments

  1. 1
    Blakey says:

    Is it John Prescott?

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    • 6
      Lord Lavender et al. says:

      I think it is. But wearing a head made by the same people who made Kryten’s.

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      • 24
        Anonymous says:

        If Fox isn’t forced out Fox will become the next Andy for Cameron. Cameron’s judgement will become a joke.

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        • 26
          Lefty stop cobble says:

          compared to Labours list of convicted criminals and thieving I think they still have a way to go !pmsl

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          • Anonymous says:

            Not that much difference when you take accounts of MPs as well as Lords. With this lot every thing is up for sale.

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          • Is this the Best the State can muster, I thought Cameroon said the SLEAZE was all over. Remember this is what they have been caught doing, What else is going on. It shows you the State of British Fraudster Politico if this is the Best that the CONS OR LIBS CAN manage. Crikey you wouldn’t have to bend over in Whitehall or you would be definately rear ended. HOW MANY MORE RENT BOYS ARE GOING TO COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK?

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          • Fiscal Gerrymandering says:

            All this reaffirms is that politicians do not seem to care or at best, pay enough attention, to what may look dodgy on the front page of a newspaper. It also confirms Anonymous is an opportunistic Libore blog troll sitting at a keyboard not a million miles from either BellEndInnelli, Draper or McBride.

            The LibDems have had Laws and Huhne and now the Tories have Fox.

            It’s all a little dis-spiriting and disappointing

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          • Liam Fox says:

            I’m saved! I discovered WMD in Libya!

            Omar the rentboy’s massive weapon destroyed my arse!

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          • Aunt Mat says:

            In my day we would have called him a manservant.

            Jeeves and Wooster.

            We would have left it at that.

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          • The only reason the Labour fraudsters numbered a lot more, is that they are thick as planks and dont really know how to carry out sophisticated arms length transaction Frauds. The labour leader ship. NOW THAT COULD BE A DIFFERENT THING.

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          • Osama the Nazarene says:

            Its Foxy Fox, the man who denies that Mr Wetbed had anything to gain from the association.

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          • misterned says:

            Anonymous, You mention Lords and MPs, fair enough. How many tory MPs from this or the previous parliament have been imprisoned?

            How many labour? How many tory MPs are still being investigated? How many labour?

            To my knowledge there was only one tory Lord convicted and no tories are currently under investigation. There have been several labour convictions, with several ongoing investigations into labour MPs.

            On the sleaze front, the tories are nowhere near in the same league as labour as yet.

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          • Sir Cum Spect says:

            misterned, I think Rage Against the Political Elite makes a valid point in this respect.

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      Pasta Sellbydate says:

      A bit puzzled. Is it Amanda?

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  2. 2
    Stryker Milliband says:

    Is that a fatter-than-usual Alex Salmond, or a greyer-than-usual Gordon Brown?

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  3. 3
    nell says:

    He must resign.

    He takes a personal friend on ministerial trips and allows him to develop personal business deals by using minnisterial contacts. Then it emerges that fox is also a shareholder in werrity’s company?

    How can he possibly continue?

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    • 5
      Legal beagle says:

      It’s allowed by the rules

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    • 30
      Zweistein says:

      Everyone does it.

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      • 43
        Anonymous says:

        Not even Blair did it, otherwise Blair’s wife would have been in every single meeting.

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        • 69
          Boudicca says:

          No Blair just made his best mate Charlie Falconer a life peer, Solicitor General, Lord Chancellor etc etc. Not the same thing at all.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Blair’s friend wasn’t lining his pocket was he. If Fox had made his especial friend a especial adviser problems will be less as his especial friend cannot use his influence to sell arms or access. Things would have been monitored by MOD, this is why Fox didn’t do it.

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          • lawyers lining each others pockets says:

            Derry Irvine is often a forgotten beneficiary of the Blair years

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          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur. says:

            Not to mention Mandelson

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    • 31
      Liam Fox says:

      I did not have sex with that man.

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      • 52
        Anonymous says:

        Did he have with you?

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      • 161
        Anonymous says:

        Jeez, what is it with Tories and their ‘special’ male friends? If you weren’t sure by now that we’re being run by a cabal of benders with their own pro gay agenda then this latest farce should lift the scales from your eyes.

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          misterned says:

          Well, Cameron is hardly secretive about his overt support for homosexuals. He made pro-homosexual policies a central part of his keynote conference speech, because he is a conservative (apparently).

          Although I am still waiting for him to actually propose real conservative policies, apart from ‘free schools’, that is.

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          Cat says:

          That’s the pot calling the kettle black! The last bloody government was crammed packed with benders – right from the very top down.

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    • 71

      Well, at least he didn’t lick an ice cream during the riots. You can get six months for that.

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  4. 4
    Stryker Milliband says:

    Actually, it looks a bit like Guido.

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  5. 7
    Tuscan Tony says:

    A number of Tory politicians stated in public over the weekend he should be permitted to stay, not because the alleged misdemeanour were untrue or irrelevant but because he “carried the Thatcherite flame in Cabinet”. So that makes it all OK then.

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    • 19
      allan says:

      More like they are all up to the same and if he has to go then so would they!

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    • 45
      Anonymous says:

      Mrs T’s partner wasn’t in the meeting and he wasn’t making money out of it. It will be nice to know Mrs T’s view on Fox’s family life.

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      • 46
        Must get a pseudonym one day says:

        Not saying much about ‘Sir’ Mark then ?

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        • 50
          Anonymous says:

          Sir Mark wasn’t in the meetings with his mum was he? Or his mother wasn’t stupid enough to take him to meetings. You can say clever crook and stupid crook.

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    • 105
      Four-eyed English Genius says:

      Not much of a right-winger considering what he did to the armed forces!

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      • 166
        misterned says:

        He was bringing the reality of the labour incompetence back to the MOD. You cannot overspend by 30+ Billion pounds without consequence. Labour fucked the MOD. Fox arrived in office to deal with the consequences of that.

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  6. 9
    David Laws says:

    ‘I’m free.’

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  7. 10
    Geoffrey G Brooking says:

    I say Huhney Tunes with a double-chin :)

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  8. 11
    Quantatitive easing is theft says:

    For sale : one cabinet post (slightly foxed).

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  9. 12
    Conspiracayyyyy says:

    Ok, I recon the generals are the ones burning him. Recon they figured he got too big for his boots when he got came back from spain. Seems some generals still protesting? Archbishop of cantebury take notice!!!

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  10. 13
    Everyones screwing me but my wife says:

    Would the Vice President of Coca Cola take his mate along to Tesco to discuss their business relationship/future business plans?

    There are no get out of jails on this one.

    More to this than meets the eye, the corrupt fucker.

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    • 60
      Handycock, No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

      This is not corruption. This is politics, where access to taxpayer’s funds by politicians is given to them by the mandate the public has given to them, by electing them. There is therefore nothing wrong with employing friends and relatives (I employed my wife, even though she did nothing), if you are an MP. It is this mandate to use taxpayer’s funds that has allowed me to do so much good work in Eastern Europe and buy my iPad. Boaz

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      • 135
        Norman Triffid says:

        well said Handycock. we can’t all be do-gooders. i managed to keep dazzling young politics graduate, and a brawny Lithuanian carpenter on the ‘payrole’ to keep me entertained in my day and nobody complained.

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    • 124
      Joshua Tetley & Son says:

      “”Would the Vice President of Coca Cola take his mate along to Tesco to discuss their business relationship/future business plans?””

      Only if he was shagging him

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      Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

      Not bad news at all.

      Although tbh I would rather have a headline containing the words
      “Brown”, “amputate” & “head”

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  12. 15
    NY Mag says:

    Giz a link, yer tight tit.

    http://nymag.com/news/media/piers-morgan-2011-10/

    Piers Morgan Isn’t Sleeping Well

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  13. 17
    Cynic says:

    My old Granny always said ‘If you’ve nowt to say, say nowt

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  14. 18
    Athers says:

    Why focus on Gordon brown today?

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  15. 20
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Most wedding related sex scandals , involve the best man fucking the bride !
    LoL !

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  16. 21
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Sky news are asking the question
    “Did Mr Werritty enjoy improper access to Mr Fox”

    Many a true word spoken in jest ?

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    Well it's a thought says:

    What’s with these people, they get away with allsorts that of things that if we crapheads tried would be counted as illegal immoral or using undue influence for pecuniry gain, this sod has also got defence of the nation, it appears trying to make arms deals and pretending to be an advisor to a crown servant, what will happen sweet fa.

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  18. 32
    Nemo says:

    It does seem strange that Reynard and Jules go back a long time, when Reynard was shadow health minister, Jules was there involved in health, now Reynard is minister of defence, Jules is there. Obviously I do not know Reynard but it would appear that he has questions to answer and staying silent or not answering questions will let people draw their own conclusions, rightly or wrongly, if Cammers makes the wrong call he will be taken down as well.

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  19. 34
    Foxey says:

    I pay my best man on expenses

    It is the fashion in Westminster nowadays

    You are all homophobes

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      Well it's a thought says:

      Of course we are, typical Liebour attack, call us one of the ists, phobs and anything that comes to mind but bury the real problem.

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  20. 36

    Scotland drops voting age to 4 years old in desperate attempt to encourage nationalism. What will they do when that fails?

    Mind you, would be glad to see the back of them…

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    • 73
      It is a truth universally acknowledged..... says:

      Not in our lifetime…….The Scots will NEVER vote for independence when it comes to it for the simple reason that a Scotsmen’s Wallet is dearer to him than independence itself for all the cod-Braveheart politics of Salmon and the SNP for the reason an Independent Scotland would lose the English “Milch Cow” that keeps them in the state subsidised luxury that they’ve grown accustomed to.

      However a referendum for Scottish Independence held solely amongst English Voters would without doubt deliver a 90% YES vote for English independence from Scotland(and Wales)

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      • 116
        Eric says:

        “However a referendum for Scottish Independence held solely amongst English Voters would without doubt deliver a 90% YES vote for English independence from Scotland(and Wales)” and 99% if it included separation from Northern Ireland too.

        It’s noticeable there’s no “Team UK” for the Olympics, only “Team GB”.

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          Nodrog Nworb says:

          It’s noticeable there’s no “Team UK” for the Olympics, only “Team GB”.

          So as they can include Mark Cavendish ( and his like ) from the Islands.

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  21. 37
    P. Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    In New Liebour we worked under the ‘ three strikes and you’re an EU Commissioner’ rule. Liam should be safe for a while yet.

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    • 39
      Lard Presclott of Bvlimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

      I used the ‘one punch and an extra-marital affair’ rule then went into the House of Lords.

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    • 55
      Banzai Balls says:

      Or b a n k r u p t the country and become Shadow Chancellor

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  22. 41
    jenny talia says:

    dumb fat fucker Fox

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  23. 47
    Moral Collapse Blair says:

    I’m glad the Tories are taking to influence peddling like me and Mandy and all our old Cabinet cronies

    It is very profitable, you know,

    Especially using offshore limited partnerships

    I can advise them on all the ins and outs…

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  24. 49
    genghiz the kahn says:

    For Fox’s sake, stop hunting.

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  25. 56
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Labour reveals new policy on Fox.

    http://www.labourmatters.com/Editor/vote-labouror-the-fox-gets-it/

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  26. 58
    Kitchener of Khartoum says:

    Even if this Fox character goes, either walking or being pushed, that still leaves dozens more of these corrupt politicians to walk the walk.

    “New Labour” was appalling, having set the standard early on with the Formula One business, followed by Blunkett, Mandelson, Prescott and the rest, with the denouement being in the insufficently-punished expenses affair.

    The present motley crew, having produced entirely false manifestos, jumped into the pig swill with enthusiasm from the outset. Their pals, and no doubt themselves when they resign or get pushed, are likely to do very nicely out of health, building, defence contracts, the “Olympics” and God knows what else.

    Like it or not, we now live in a banana republic run by nothing much better than a bunch of criminals who, adding insult to injury, we subsidise out of our money.

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  27. 59
    Displaced Brummie says:

    When cartoonists have to plaster the name of the subject six times within the cartoon “in case people can’t ‘get’ the character we have drawn”, drawing crap caricatures for pints in the local pub cannot be far away…

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  28. 62
    Billy Bellend says:

    I read that Cameron’s big idea of the day is to crack down on sham marriages. Does that include those of Fox, Hague, Brown, et al?

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  29. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Fox should be toast fairly shortly.

    But casual homophobia? Hilarious.

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      homophobia schmomophobia says:

      Nothing casual about it mate, all gays should cured by shoving a cattle prod up the arse.

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  30. 63
    Israel Hands says:

    We all know that more revelations are yet to come – many more – so if Dave had an atom of sense he’d get rid of Fox right now. We can’t afford to have people like Fox on our side.

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  31. 66
    whatsy says:

    Let’s hope these “new procedures” that Fox will now implement put an end to this sort of thing.

    New Procedures
    17b/i: Follow all above procedures
    17b/ii: If caught falling foul of 17b/i, create new procedure

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  32. 67
    Out Foxed says:

    Blinded by love

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  33. 68
    Queequeg says:

    How sad for ordinary Tory voters like me to see the party brought so low by Fox’s despicable conduct. Hoped we’d left all that behind with New Labour.

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    • 75
      Liberal Dave says:

      What Tory party?

      There was a man pretending that he was the Tory leader last week promising homosexual weddings, the end of the green belt and more taxation to build even more useless windmills.

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  34. 70
    Tarquin Lloyd-Davies says:

    Fox has made a number of conservative-like comments since the coalition has been in power, so I’m sure Cameron will be desperate to get rid of him. I suspect he’d ideally like to replace him with Caroline Lucas, (if only there was a way) but I guess he’ll probably have to settle for Charles Kennedy.

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  35. 74
    DisgustedOfTunbridgeWells says:

    Breaking News

    Several large tins of whitewash delivered to Number 10 Downing Street this morning.

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  36. 76
    It is a truth universally acknowledged..... says:

    It is a far far braver thing that a man lays down his career for his friend or some such crap !!

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  37. 78
    NBeale says:

    The more I read about this the less significant it seems. If the worst allegation is that Werrity enabled some people to have an informal discussion with Fox in Dubai then “so what”

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    • 100
      Guido Fox says:

      Meanwhile the Eurozone is in crisis, economic growth is stagnant, the markets for our goods have disappeared and all Jim Murphy is concerned about is Liam Fox’s friend.

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  38. 82
    Nothing new under the Sun says:

    Nothing Changes.

    Labour politicians get caught out with their hands in the till.
    Liberal politicians get exposed as nasty pieces of shit.
    Conservative politicians lead astray by sex.

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  39. 84
    Raving Loon says:

    Fox is a Neo-con, he should bugger off.

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  40. 84
    William Hague says:

    Just let it be known that you have a barren wife Liam. It worked for me.

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  41. 87
    Old geezer says:

    The media did not make all this fuss when Manglebum took his fairy on all his trips. (Who paid for them).

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  42. 91
    Billy Bowden is the world's greatest umpire ! says:

    Liam Fox has a lovely pair of buttocks,I should know guys !

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  43. 96
    Bent City Solicitors says:

    Just send Foxey along to us

    We whitewash anything

    This is a toddle compared with the usual Oligarchs

    and Banksters who have pillaged billions

    But can this gentleman pay our exorbitant fees ?

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  44. 102
    Common Law says:

    If the government won’t do tis job uphold the rule of law any more by arresting the thieves and fraudsters in Westminster and out Town Halls it is time that citizens take the law back into their own hands and bring some private prosecutions.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    chuck a hot dog at him!

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  47. 112
    Stop The Corruption says:

    +10

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  48. 113
    fuck Fox says:

    £75000 compensation paid to an IRA getaway driver shot by British soldiers, after they’d shot dead his terrorist pals at Coalisland.

    Just another when British taxpayers thousands is pissed away without comment.

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  49. 114
    Billy Bowden is the world's greatest umpire ! says:

    Liam Fox asked me what ‘Planking’ was the other day.

    I explained, “It’s when people film themselves laying completely still, like a plank, in comical situations.”

    He said, “That sounds like fun! I might try that!”

    “Great,” I replied, “We can film you during one of our sex sessions.”

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  50. 115
    Anonymous says:

    Is he an uphill gardener?.

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  51. 117
    annette curton says:

    Another prime example of why it is necessary to Nationalise the newspaper industry and bring it into line with our State broadcasting authority, then there would be an end to all this tittle-tattle, that just leaves internet blogs to sort out, Facebook and Twitter are OK though, they belong to the people.

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  52. 120
    Taxfodder says:

    You have to smile there they are, the apologists, the dear old Tory faithful, as always as far as they are concerned its perfectly ok for their men to fiddle the Taxpayer, misappropriate funds lie cheat and act badly, whats the problem?

    And, when caught out they say Labour were just as bad as if that makes it ok.

    Liam Fox is typical of an establishment circle that thinks the Taxpayer is fair game and they should shut up and think themselves lucky to pay up and shut up.

    Fox is pretty much typical of most politicians, ineffective and on the make!

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  53. 121
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    If Fox goes before Hunt then there is no justice!

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  54. 122
    Where's Billy when you need him? says:

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  55. 125
    Arthur Haynes (Comedian) says:

    There’s more euphemisms for a bum chum in these headlines than in a fairy’s blog entry!

    AH (C)

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  56. 126
    Chris Huhne says:

    Gotcha!!

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  57. 127
    A Vicar writes says:

    It would seem that Fox has really cocked it up with Werritty

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  58. 131
    Chucker Oomanna aged 12 says:

    It’s a real disgrace. Now I’m leader in waiting I’ll sort it all out. Ok? lovely! Ciaou!

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  59. 132
    LondonJase says:

    “Where’s the rent, boy?”

    Companion, Werritty, lives rent-free in Liam Fox’s

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  60. 133
    George Osborne says:

    I feel liam’s pain.

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  61. 134
    Jereboam says:

    Can’t Dave see that the public have long distrusted Whitewash O’Donnell, and don’t want a shadowy eminence grise to conduct the Fox enquiry. We want to know the truth.

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  62. 136
    Ah! Monika says:

    Billy, whilst waiting for the next thread, I need your help.

    I’m getting on and need to come out before my family find out at my funeral.
    i’ve had councelling, talks with priests and even my wife. All to no avail.
    How did you do it? Thatchell says announce it from the pulpit next Sunday morning…he dosen’t appear to understand I’m still rather shy about it.
    Please help.
    BTW I’m straight. Am I alone?

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  63. 138
    Got aides yet, Liam? says:

    Probably the first time I’ve laughed at any of Rich & Mark’s “work”.

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  64. 140
    Ah! Monika says:

    Billy, whilst waiting for the next thread, I need your help.

    I’m getting on and need to come out before my family find out at my funeral.
    i’ve had councelling, talks with priests and even my wife. All to no avail.
    How did you do it? Thatchell says announce it from the pulpit next Sunday morning…he dosen’t seem to understand I’m still rather shy about it.
    Please help.
    BTW I’m straight. Am I alone?

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  65. 141
    perplexed of the rhondda says:

    CHRIS BRYANT STABS FELLOW GAYER IN THE BACK SHOCK HORROR.

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  66. 143
    Titford Hat says:

    Is it Jo Brand?

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  67. 150
    Fabians are Evil says:

    Sounds like he is a closet Fabian to me

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  68. 152
    Knoxy Fox says:

    I’m confused, should it be the other way around?

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  69. 154
    Sir William Waad says:

    This is pathetic.

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  70. 158
    Get real says:

    When Fox did Health. His bestest mate and constant companion set up businesses doing health.
    When Fox did war. His bestest mate and constant companion set up businesses doing war.

    What more do you need to know?

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  71. 168
    The Pundit says:

    Thank the Lord I am not US Attorney General Holder who has recently lost 1400 “traceable” weapons in Mexico.

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  72. 170
    The Pundit Two says:

    Thank the Lord I am not Obama who has now lost $450 million in a solar energy company scam.

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  73. 176
    Desperate Dan says:

    “If you sack me I’ll make trouble for you from the backbenches”. A blackmailer would say that.

    “If you don’t give me £million-billion contract for supplying arms I’ll broadcast details about your sex life”. A blackmailer would say that as well.

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  74. 177
    We're living in the Land of Oz says:

    Ohh look over there. Yes, on the other side of the Atlantic.

    There is no corruption in the current British government. La la la la.

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  75. 183
    VulgarDisplayOfPower says:

    You’re all idiots. Can’t you see it? Clearly this cartoon is implying that Liam Fox is a homosexual.

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