Friday Caption Contest (Liam Fox Edition)
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
“I was told to Man up”
Do you think he will be able to limp along after these revelations ?
Seems his friend is closer than his wife! Hope he is not another Hague.
Ooh, you are awful Guido, but I like you!
(apologies to Dick Emery!)
“Tabloid journalists have a circular firing squad, Cabinet Ministers have a daisy chain”
Limp Wrists Sink Ships…..
Lame Liam takes his ‘man friend’ to exotic places to do exotic things and then he demands an enquiry?
“I just rolled over on the sun-bed and my cock just fell into his arse…..it was simply an accident, honest!”
And didn’t he resign from the SRC when at Glasgow University in protest at the SRC condemning the University Union’s refusal to allow gay students to join?
When asked about it 2008 he said “Fortunately most of us have progressed from the days when we were students more than a quarter of a century ago”.
Those who seem most afraid of “the gay” often seem to have something to hide – I wonder if it’ll be shown to be the case here?
The truth will out – if you’ll excuse the pun!
I’m not gay, ask Iain Dale he’ll back me up
He’ll go into hiding for a few months like Willie Hague did after he was outed.
Liam enjoys a bit of QE.
“My turn to hand from the door with an orange up my arse tonight Adam..”
“I’m Free”
Looks like Sri Lanka was rhyming slang.
Thailand young girls, Sri Lanka its young boys.
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thorntree/thread.jspa?threadID=11390
This type of behaviour should be stopped.
Foxes Classier Mince.
**** Applause ****
Echoed!
Winner!
Foxes Classier Mince … what a hoot, made me laugh out loud.
Jeez, there are just Benders galore in Westminster. Does the water there turn them queer or something?
Whad’ya mean gay! Just broke my arm in a punch up with Prescott. … And nobody nicked me sling, but I wish now I’d voted against a few of those health cuts.
Oooh I’ll be Maggie and you can be the naughty Mr Hesltine this time round. Now come over here and suck Maggies cock.
Winner!
Don’t ask, Don’t tell
“Shut that door Adam”
I love arms contracts
Me too!
No prize this week?
You ned a decent sales rep(Blagger of free stuff)
Guido
Would you consider taking part in Movemebr (http://twitter.com/#!/MovemberUK), or nominating a mamber of the Guy News team.
For a good cause, and i would sponser.
Perhaps you should learn how to spell first?
A short introduction to concept of the spellchecker might do…
“Liam, how are things going in Afghanistan?”
When your tired of the sheep there are loads of young boys. The Taliban are best.
I make policy off the hoof
“Adam, I’m madam”
“what’s this”
“it’s a dead one one of these”
(it’s a visual gag)
It’s crap! You’re fired!
What’s wrong with having your boyfriend as best man?
Guido fawkes said he’d do anything for a good double entendre photo.
So I gave him one.
The late Kenneth Horne; “When I spot a double entendre in the script, I whip it out straight away.”
Ah but where is the art of the single entendre gone to?
The Invisible Man was well known in high circles for giving excellent head
Another ” North Britain” judging by the cuff links.
Fuck off back to ingland
The fragrant Mr Fox could join with Willy Hague, Peter Lilley, and Micheal Portillo to form a high-Tory Daisy Chain. They could even include their respective boyfriends.
I was told to ‘Man’delson up
“Oooh, William!”
They don’t like it up ‘em Captain Mainwaring!
Liam does, apparently. Trouble is, we’re paying for it.
I suppose a Fox out of the question?
Why do so many these homosexualist politicians think it’s OK for their boyfriends to be generously funded by the taxpayer?
I fairness, it’s usually the ones in the closet who do that.
At least Hague likes them young…
Seems that Foxy likes em big and butch. No wonder they’re called the Pinko Tories.
“Yes, I was reading “Just William” last night”
What no Beard!
Fox denies he is a puppet
As the limp wrist of the future waves ineffectually at the past its time to say goodnight.
or perhaps
Roger and out!!
It’s obvious diversity doesn’t extend to politics, neither does honesty.
“I’m a little teapot, short and stout….”
The Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous Mr Fox.
Watch out Beadle’s about!!
What did I learn in my medical degree? If you sit on your hand until it goes numb like this before having a J Arthur, it feels like someone else is doing it.
Superb
I see labour’s new shadow cabinet have already made there mark. They have had a go at Liam Fox for letting his mate see him at work. I wonder if this is the first of their suggested policies to get the country out of the financial mess labour caused.
Impressive first step – not.
Should I be reading between the lines and assuming that Fox is another Tory bender to add to their already long list of pillow biters. Alan Duncan, Nick Herbert, Nick Boles, Crispin Blunt, William Hague, Oliver Letwin… Jeez, is anyone in this government straight! Just read that Cameron has appointed Julian Glover as his chief speechwriter. Who he? Well, he’s Matthew Parris’ civil partner and a Guardian journo to boot – so all good conservative credentials.
“between the lines”
A foul accusation that Guido is subtle. Almost as bad as calling him a t o r y I’d have thought.
“Cameron has appointed Julian Glover as his chief speechwriter. Who he? Well, he’s Matthew Parris’ civil partner and a Guardian journo to boot.”
This makes sense to me only if journalists are like barristers; making a case for whoever is paying their fees. Whilst this is no more than good commercial sense, it makes a mockery of the ‘deep personal affinity’ which many of them affect for their cause (and turns Paul Johnson’s famous swapping of sides into merest pantomime).
Whoever could be next to turn, now the Guardian’s coffers seem to be running dry?
‘…for letting his mate see him at work.’
Are you that dishonest with yourself. Seriously, ask yourself how you would have reacted had this been a Labour MP, then drop the stupid tribalism, and ask, ‘Why has this bloke apologised – if, as you say, he just took his ‘mate’ to work with him.
Grow up – there are serious issues here – perhaps including national security and the safety of our armed forces.
“I’m much better at Larry Grayson impersonations than this politic thing, don’t you think?”
I know what you are thinking “Do the collars and cuffs match ?”
Ooh, you are awful but I like you.
Hello Honky Tonks, How Are You ?
‘ere Dad, I fink I done it wrong again.
Now those 2 characters need resurrecting but with Ed Balls & Gordon in the roles.
Forks forks forks.
Fuchs fuchs fuchs.
Foucade. Fou cadeau.
I didn’t realize they were so many closeted Tory queer boys on here.
Ripley arrives just too late again.
Foxy knocks he?
Did Adam Werritty use a back passage to get inside the MOD?
Liam Fox or Liam Prist ?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3857695/Coronation-Street-Michael-Le-Vell-quizzed-on-rape-brof-girl-age-six.html
‘Trust me, I’m a Doctor’
“This should provide Guido with a dog whistle to blow for his homophobic commenters.”
SOME of his commenters.
Get you!
Mr. Waaad’s sentence doesn’t actually say whether its 1% or 100%.
So no need to clarify.
And “dog whistle” does indicate its applicable only to some of the recipients. err receivers. err the ones who get it off guido. I give up.
“Fox tries and denies his leadership on MOD cuts is limp wristed”
That Peter Mandleson has let himself go….
Poisonous Asp cuff-link prepares to strike.
Liam drinks Four Fox’s Sake.
( briefing Cameron )
‘So me and Adam have just got back from visiting the new aircraft carrier’
‘Did you manage to drag yourself up on deck ?’
‘Oh, no, we dressed quite casual’
‘So me and Adam have just got back from visiting Afghanistan’
‘So how is Camp Bastion?’
‘Surprisingly butch, actually’
You win, that was rather good.
Don’t ask; don’t tell.
Ventriloquist needs Dummy ASAP
“That little minx Hague tried to tell me off earlier, I mean the cheek of it, the cheek, I said – oooh get her, anyway as I was saying to Everard…”
It looks like he’s dropping his guts.
“Panic sets in as the EUs strings to Dr Fox fail”
I don’t know what all the fuss is about, We’re just good friends, Duckie
“So tell me, do you like Gladiator movies…”
Careless whispers of a good friend…
Fox declares himself to be a Heathite
HAMPSTEAD HEATH
Cuff links, present from Weritty’s company for services rendered and contrary to appearances I am NOT gay.
What an utter twat.
The Winner!
“Gordon left me tickets for Cape Cod”
FOX PREPARES FOR A BUMMING RUN IN HELMAND
“COCKS AWAY LADS”
Where are the Brown Caps?
If you look up Polari then true BLUE Tory takes on a whole new meaning
You’re right!
Bet they all feel like some willets.
I do like a nice boy in uniform.
“Hello sailor!”
“Adam! Nice to see you. To see you, nice”
I have loose wrists
Liam Fox: I’m not gay…really I’m not…in fact, I can honestly say that I’ve never come over a little queer!
A demonstration of how weak the left is.
Iron fist. Limp wrist.
”I’m right behind the Prime Minister’s support for gay marriage”
Interesting snippet from wiki:
While studying medicine at Glasgow University in the early 1980s, Fox resigned his position on the university’s Students Representative Council (SRC) in protest at the council passing a motion condemning the decision of the university’s Glasgow University Union (GUU) not to allow a gay students society to join the union. The SRC motion called both the union’s decision and the explanations given for it “bigoted”. The GUU maintained its stance regardless and the controversy was reported in the national media while leading to many other university student unions up and down the country, including Edinburgh, cutting ties with their Glasgow counterparts. Explaining his decision to resign from the SRC and support the GUU’s position, Fox was quoted as saying “I’m actually quite liberal when it comes to sexual matters. I just don’t want the gays flaunting it in front of me, which is what they would do.” When asked about the controversy in 2008, Fox remarked that “fortunately most of us have progressed from the days when we were students more than a quarter of a century ago”.
Lord Toxic Foam
(Anagram of Doctor Liam Fox courtesay of http://wordsmith.org/anagram/ )
probably wanted to widen the circle of his friends
A Fox smells his own hole first.
This is my limpest hand but it is patriotic.
I came, I saw, I really like what you’ve done with those curtains…….
I’m only doing this for Dale, he’s limp wristed too don’t you know.
No chicks for this Fox
Dr Fox announces “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” in the UK armed forces, and says “Even if you ask, I won’t tell”…
Well that’s put the Fox amongst the duckies.
Ooooooh Noooo I’m definateley not the only gay in Westminster village!
I find that if I wear black along with BandP cufflinks I am taken far more seriously.
I never let an early day motion block the way forward!
Oh! What a gay day, to fuc* up the military!
Well I do like a man in uniform, but not as many as in the past.
So, he said, ‘Pick a card, any card … ‘ and then, pouffe, just like that, he made it disappear!
Just call me camp bastion !
“Ooh, I’ll have to go back in for my Rolex!”
Quick private get in my Fox hole.
Liam Fox denies asking the Woodspring Hunt to “Chase Me”
Liam Fox wows Conference with his Edward Heath impression
Hello, I’m Julien. Have you seen my friend Sandy?
Basically Fox is fucked. Just like me…
Has he still got a CIA mole in his office?
What must they think of us, or are they blackmailing him to toe the good ole USA line?
“I’m a little teapot
Short and Stout…………..”
One of the more likeable. Tories.
My wrist is as limp as anyone’s.
“Those taliban dont like it up em mr cameron ….. I know, I’ve checked personally!”
‘Of course, I have to pose like this in order to show off the links; product placement and all that, you know– it’s just one of those bungs…’
‘I’m a limp-wristed Bullshitter myself, but I like to hear a professional at it. So I will carry on!!’
And with the latest defense cuts, most of our Fleet will be limping into port as well. …
Say one thing for Fox. He can blow a Cornet like a man who’s done it all his life.
A great big military Fairy, 2-3-4……. ( Monty Python)
Adam, if you’re free later I need some long hard “advice”
The quick brown Fox jumps on the lazy dog .. yep all seems ok
Guido,…. Has he had a Stroke ???
Hello sailor
Adam, advise me, do I look butch?
Oh, we’ve all been dicked, darling!
So its OK for Liam (funny how that nearly came out as Islam..) Fox to have a bumming on the side, but what on earth have his PPS and the uncivil servants been up to? They must have tipped off Mi5,6,7,8,9 and the CIA and Mossad. Thing is who has the pictures? Clearly not British Aerospace as they’ve had contracts cut …. clue is look who has not been touched by defence cuts I say they must have the pictures and a video or two
it’s a rear guard action
‘gay’ – no it’s much worse, I’m a fucking TORY
- from the Mirror – “Liam Fox launches probe into himself”
Seriously, I just think they are secret lovers, full stop. That was the first thing that went thru my mind, ‘aww the old fundamentalist con bible-cruncher has got a boyfriend, that’s nice’.
But I’m a total romantic like that.
Oooh , no missus ..titter ye not”( Whoops Baghdad BBC pulled ), shame)is that him?
no for your information , it is Ali Ooplar
‘I never leave the house without having had something hot inside me’.
his wife is thinking
‘I’ve never had something hot inside me’ perhaps she’s barren like FFFFFFionn hague
how do you like your eggs fried or boiled?
iam says) *I had my arm in a sling* but iv’e put my arse in it ready for Monday
“I’m actually quite liberal when it comes to sexual matters. I just don’t want the gays flaunting it in front of me, which is what they would do.” – Liam Fox’s own words when asked to explain why he resigned from Glasgow University’s Student Representation Committee in a protest against the SRC’s decision to condemn Glasgow Universty Union for discriminating against homosexuals.
Once again demonstrating the ‘Life on Mars’ attitudes on homosexuality held by so many Tories (as does many of the other contributions to this topic do as well!) Enjoy!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liam_Fox
OOOH DUCKYYY!!!
All the fuss reminds me of a comment in Private Eye about the late Lord Boothby: “His sexuality was a Kray area” ;-D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Boothby,_Baron_Boothby#Sexuality_and_the_Kray_twins
Interviewer: “It must be hard to be gay AND a catholic?”
Fox: “It’s easier than being a Jehovah’s Witness and a vampire!”
“Where’s the rent, boy?”
Companion, Werritty, lives rent-free in Liam Fox’s apartment.
I’m all magic – I can change a fox into a bitch !
I am what I am.
Lets get one thing straight…
i’m not.
Perhaps Dr Fox should take it on the chin, rather than up the b**
Whit d’ye mean gay! Just broke ma erm in a punch up wi Prescott. … An’ naebody nicked ma sling, but ah jist wish ah’d voted again’st a few o’ thae bloody health cuts.
“…a pretty straight sort of guy…’
Foxy -”I’ve never slept with a man but I’ve slept with a man who has.”
Oooh you’re new here! I bet those cufflinks cost a Queen’s ransom.
Suits you sir
Suits you sir