October 7th, 2011

Friday Caption Contest (Liam Fox Edition)


187 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “I was told to Man up”

  2. 2
    Mike Litorus says:

    Oooh I’ll be Maggie and you can be the naughty Mr Hesltine this time round. Now come over here and suck Maggies cock.

  3. 3

    “Shut that door Adam”

  4. 4
    Foxy Fox says:

    I love arms contracts

  5. 5
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No prize this week?

    You ned a decent sales rep(Blagger of free stuff) :-)

    Guido

    Would you consider taking part in Movemebr (http://twitter.com/#!/MovemberUK), or nominating a mamber of the Guy News team.

    For a good cause, and i would sponser.

  6. 6
    Woodstein says:

    “Liam, how are things going in Afghanistan?”

    • 144
      oldasiahand says:

      When your tired of the sheep there are loads of young boys. The Taliban are best.

  7. 7
    man of steel says:

    I make policy off the hoof

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    “Adam, I’m madam”

  9. 9
    Trinny says:

    “what’s this”

    “it’s a dead one one of these”

    (it’s a visual gag)

  10. 10
    foxy foxy says:

    What’s wrong with having your boyfriend as best man?

  11. 11
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Guido fawkes said he’d do anything for a good double entendre photo.

    So I gave him one.

    • 111
      Airey Belvoir says:

      The late Kenneth Horne; “When I spot a double entendre in the script, I whip it out straight away.”

  12. 12
    ScottishCalvin says:

    The Invisible Man was well known in high circles for giving excellent head

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Another ” North Britain” judging by the cuff links.

  14. 15
    Mr Pink says:

    The fragrant Mr Fox could join with Willy Hague, Peter Lilley, and Micheal Portillo to form a high-Tory Daisy Chain. They could even include their respective boyfriends.

  15. 16
    rotten cripple says:

    I was told to ‘Man’delson up

  16. 17
    joeyg says:

    “Oooh, William!”

  17. 18
    Dick the Prick says:

    They don’t like it up ‘em Captain Mainwaring!

  18. 20
    Jimmy says:

    I suppose a Fox out of the question?

  19. 22
    ted says:

    Why do so many these homosexualist politicians think it’s OK for their boyfriends to be generously funded by the taxpayer?

    • 94
      OMG, Please, Not Dolly Again. says:

      I fairness, it’s usually the ones in the closet who do that.

  20. 23
    Drunk Panda says:

    At least Hague likes them young…

  21. 25
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Yes, I was reading “Just William” last night”

  22. 28
    I'm not suggesting NEfing But says:

    What no Beard!

  23. 29
    Steve Miliband says:

    Fox denies he is a puppet

  24. 31
    annette curton says:

    As the limp wrist of the future waves ineffectually at the past its time to say goodnight.

  25. 32
    well its a thought says:

    It’s obvious diversity doesn’t extend to politics, neither does honesty.

  26. 33
    Kitsunegari says:

    “I’m a little teapot, short and stout….”

  27. 34
    the last quango in paris says:

    The Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous Mr Fox.

  28. 35
    AnthoneyWeiner'sWebcam says:

    Watch out Beadle’s about!!

  29. 36
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    What did I learn in my medical degree? If you sit on your hand until it goes numb like this before having a J Arthur, it feels like someone else is doing it.

  30. 37
    I don't need no doctor. says:

    I see labour’s new shadow cabinet have already made there mark. They have had a go at Liam Fox for letting his mate see him at work. I wonder if this is the first of their suggested policies to get the country out of the financial mess labour caused.
    Impressive first step – not.

    • 47
      Anonymous says:

      Should I be reading between the lines and assuming that Fox is another Tory bender to add to their already long list of pillow biters. Alan Duncan, Nick Herbert, Nick Boles, Crispin Blunt, William Hague, Oliver Letwin… Jeez, is anyone in this government straight! Just read that Cameron has appointed Julian Glover as his chief speechwriter. Who he? Well, he’s Matthew Parris’ civil partner and a Guardian journo to boot – so all good conservative credentials.

      • 62
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        “between the lines”

        A foul accusation that Guido is subtle. Almost as bad as calling him a t o r y I’d have thought.

      • 124
        oddly perplexed says:

        “Cameron has appointed Julian Glover as his chief speechwriter. Who he? Well, he’s Matthew Parris’ civil partner and a Guardian journo to boot.”

        This makes sense to me only if journalists are like barristers; making a case for whoever is paying their fees. Whilst this is no more than good commercial sense, it makes a mockery of the ‘deep personal affinity’ which many of them affect for their cause (and turns Paul Johnson’s famous swapping of sides into merest pantomime).

        Whoever could be next to turn, now the Guardian’s coffers seem to be running dry?

    • 173
      OutFoxed says:

      ‘…for letting his mate see him at work.’

      Are you that dishonest with yourself. Seriously, ask yourself how you would have reacted had this been a Labour MP, then drop the stupid tribalism, and ask, ‘Why has this bloke apologised – if, as you say, he just took his ‘mate’ to work with him.

      Grow up – there are serious issues here – perhaps including national security and the safety of our armed forces.

  31. 38
    YorkshireLad says:

    “I’m much better at Larry Grayson impersonations than this politic thing, don’t you think?”

  32. 39
    MayPole says:

    I know what you are thinking “Do the collars and cuffs match ?”

  33. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Ooh, you are awful but I like you.

  34. 42
    adum 'ad 'um says:

    Forks forks forks.

    Fuchs fuchs fuchs.

    Foucade. Fou cadeau.

  35. 44
    It's called Projection says:

    I didn’t realize they were so many closeted Tory queer boys on here.

  36. 45
    annette curton says:

    Ripley arrives just too late again.

  37. 46
    I Squiggle says:

    Foxy knocks he?

  38. 48
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Did Adam Werritty use a back passage to get inside the MOD?

  39. 49
    Joss Taskin says:

    Liam Fox or Liam Prist ?

  40. 52
  41. 53
    Biff says:

    ‘Trust me, I’m a Doctor’

  42. 54
    Sir William Waad says:

    “This should provide Guido with a dog whistle to blow for his homophobic commenters.”

    • 64
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      SOME of his commenters.

      • 77
        Backstairs Billy Vague says:

        Get you!

      • 79
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        Mr. Waaad’s sentence doesn’t actually say whether its 1% or 100%.
        So no need to clarify.

        And “dog whistle” does indicate its applicable only to some of the recipients. err receivers. err the ones who get it off guido. I give up.

  43. 56
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Fox tries and denies his leadership on MOD cuts is limp wristed”

  44. 58
    yeah, right.. says:

    That Peter Mandleson has let himself go….

  45. 59
    annette curton says:

    Poisonous Asp cuff-link prepares to strike.

  46. 60
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Liam drinks Four Fox’s Sake.

  47. 61
    simon r ( and sandy ) says:

    ( briefing Cameron )

    ‘So me and Adam have just got back from visiting the new aircraft carrier’

    ‘Did you manage to drag yourself up on deck ?’

    ‘Oh, no, we dressed quite casual’

    • 91
      Throg_lodge says:

      ‘So me and Adam have just got back from visiting Afghanistan’

      ‘So how is Camp Bastion?’

      ‘Surprisingly butch, actually’

    • 149
      Primrose Hill Marxist says:

      You win, that was rather good.

  48. 63
    Too far, too fast says:

    Don’t ask; don’t tell.

  49. 65
    Wild_Eyed_Crombie says:

    Ventriloquist needs Dummy ASAP

  50. 66
    simon r says:

    “That little minx Hague tried to tell me off earlier, I mean the cheek of it, the cheek, I said – oooh get her, anyway as I was saying to Everard…”

  51. 67
    Anonymous says:

    It looks like he’s dropping his guts.

  52. 68
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Panic sets in as the EUs strings to Dr Fox fail”

  53. 69
    George Partington says:

    I don’t know what all the fuss is about, We’re just good friends, Duckie

  54. 70
    simon r says:

    “So tell me, do you like Gladiator movies…”

  55. 73
    George Michael says:

    Careless whispers of a good friend…

  56. 74
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Cuff links, present from Weritty’s company for services rendered and contrary to appearances I am NOT gay.

  57. 75
    screw the lot of them says:

    What an utter twat.

  58. 76
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Gordon left me tickets for Cape Cod”

  59. 80
    viva la beast says:

    FOX PREPARES FOR A BUMMING RUN IN HELMAND

    “COCKS AWAY LADS”

  60. 83
    simon r says:

    If you look up Polari then true BLUE Tory takes on a whole new meaning

  61. 85
    Liam Fox says:

    I do like a nice boy in uniform.

  62. 88
    Disco Biscuit says:

    “Hello sailor!”

  63. 90
    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    “Adam! Nice to see you. To see you, nice”

  64. 93
    Jack says:

    I have loose wrists

  65. 95
    t-man says:

    Liam Fox: I’m not gay…really I’m not…in fact, I can honestly say that I’ve never come over a little queer!

  66. 96
    Ghost of Greg Stone. says:

    A demonstration of how weak the left is.

  67. 98
    footnote hooligan says:

    Iron fist. Limp wrist.

  68. 101
    Percy Bighampton says:

    ”I’m right behind the Prime Minister’s support for gay marriage”

  69. 104
    Jay says:

    Interesting snippet from wiki:
    While studying medicine at Glasgow University in the early 1980s, Fox resigned his position on the university’s Students Representative Council (SRC) in protest at the council passing a motion condemning the decision of the university’s Glasgow University Union (GUU) not to allow a gay students society to join the union. The SRC motion called both the union’s decision and the explanations given for it “bigoted”. The GUU maintained its stance regardless and the controversy was reported in the national media while leading to many other university student unions up and down the country, including Edinburgh, cutting ties with their Glasgow counterparts. Explaining his decision to resign from the SRC and support the GUU’s position, Fox was quoted as saying “I’m actually quite liberal when it comes to sexual matters. I just don’t want the gays flaunting it in front of me, which is what they would do.” When asked about the controversy in 2008, Fox remarked that “fortunately most of us have progressed from the days when we were students more than a quarter of a century ago”.

  70. 105

    A Fox smells his own hole first.

  71. 108
    Honest MP - honest. says:

    This is my limpest hand but it is patriotic.

  72. 110
    Billy Blofeld says:

    I came, I saw, I really like what you’ve done with those curtains…….

  73. 112
    Iain Dale's Dildo says:

    I’m only doing this for Dale, he’s limp wristed too don’t you know.

  74. 114
    Jimmy F says:

    No chicks for this Fox

  75. 115
    selfimportant says:

    Dr Fox announces “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” in the UK armed forces, and says “Even if you ask, I won’t tell”…

  76. 116
    Shuffled says:

    Well that’s put the Fox amongst the duckies.

  77. 117
    Quare Spotter says:

    Ooooooh Noooo I’m definateley not the only gay in Westminster village!

  78. 118
    Wok Gon says:

    I find that if I wear black along with BandP cufflinks I am taken far more seriously.

  79. 120
    Dr Liam says:

    I never let an early day motion block the way forward!

  80. 122
    Sludge Pump says:

    Oh! What a gay day, to fuc* up the military!

  81. 125
    John Bradley says:

    Well I do like a man in uniform, but not as many as in the past.

  82. 127
    Ian E says:

    So, he said, ‘Pick a card, any card … ‘ and then, pouffe, just like that, he made it disappear!

  83. 128
    Steve Norton says:

    Just call me camp bastion !

  84. 129
    anono says:

    “Ooh, I’ll have to go back in for my Rolex!”

  85. 130
    John Bradley says:

    Quick private get in my Fox hole.

  86. 131
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Liam Fox denies asking the Woodspring Hunt to “Chase Me”

  87. 132
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Liam Fox wows Conference with his Edward Heath impression

  88. 136
    Julien says:

    Hello, I’m Julien. Have you seen my friend Sandy?

  89. 137
    Gordon F Brown says:

    Basically Fox is fucked. Just like me…

  90. 138
    Anonymous says:

    Has he still got a CIA mole in his office?
    What must they think of us, or are they blackmailing him to toe the good ole USA line?

  91. 139
    Old Grumpy says:

    “I’m a little teapot
    Short and Stout…………..”

  92. 140
    Derek Lowe says:

    One of the more likeable. Tories.

  93. 141
    gildedtumbril says:

    My wrist is as limp as anyone’s.

  94. 142
    Rh- says:

    “Those taliban dont like it up em mr cameron ….. I know, I’ve checked personally!”

  95. 143
    kleegish says:

    ‘Of course, I have to pose like this in order to show off the links; product placement and all that, you know– it’s just one of those bungs…’

  96. 145
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    ‘I’m a limp-wristed Bullshitter myself, but I like to hear a professional at it. So I will carry on!!’

  97. 146
    Grrr says:

    And with the latest defense cuts, most of our Fleet will be limping into port as well. …

  98. 147
    Lord Lavender et al. says:

    Say one thing for Fox. He can blow a Cornet like a man who’s done it all his life.

  99. 148
    Ex Libris says:

    A great big military Fairy, 2-3-4……. ( Monty Python)

  100. 152
    filipinomonkey says:

    Adam, if you’re free later I need some long hard “advice”

  101. 153
    Anonymous says:

    The quick brown Fox jumps on the lazy dog .. yep all seems ok

  102. 154
    Anonymous says:

    Guido,…. Has he had a Stroke ???

  103. 155
    Dabbler says:

    Hello sailor

  104. 156
    Anonymous says:

    Adam, advise me, do I look butch?

  105. 157
    PrinceTight says:

    Oh, we’ve all been dicked, darling!

  106. 158
    Foxglove says:

    So its OK for Liam (funny how that nearly came out as Islam..) Fox to have a bumming on the side, but what on earth have his PPS and the uncivil servants been up to? They must have tipped off Mi5,6,7,8,9 and the CIA and Mossad. Thing is who has the pictures? Clearly not British Aerospace as they’ve had contracts cut …. clue is look who has not been touched by defence cuts I say they must have the pictures and a video or two

  107. 159
    frankie says:

    it’s a rear guard action

  108. 160
    giggsy says:

    ‘gay’ – no it’s much worse, I’m a fucking TORY

  109. 162
    Cameron The Antichrist says:

    - from the Mirror – “Liam Fox launches probe into himself”

  110. 163
    Godber says:

    Seriously, I just think they are secret lovers, full stop. That was the first thing that went thru my mind, ‘aww the old fundamentalist con bible-cruncher has got a boyfriend, that’s nice’.

    But I’m a total romantic like that.

  111. 164
    Anonymous says:

    Oooh , no missus ..titter ye not”( Whoops Baghdad BBC pulled ), shame)is that him?

  112. 166
    debbie says:

    ‘I never leave the house without having had something hot inside me’.

    his wife is thinking

    ‘I’ve never had something hot inside me’ perhaps she’s barren like FFFFFFionn hague

  113. 167
    Anonymous says:

    how do you like your eggs fried or boiled?

  114. 169
    Anonymous says:

    iam says) *I had my arm in a sling* but iv’e put my arse in it ready for Monday

  115. 170
    Life on Mars says:

    “I’m actually quite liberal when it comes to sexual matters. I just don’t want the gays flaunting it in front of me, which is what they would do.” – Liam Fox’s own words when asked to explain why he resigned from Glasgow University’s Student Representation Committee in a protest against the SRC’s decision to condemn Glasgow Universty Union for discriminating against homosexuals.

    Once again demonstrating the ‘Life on Mars’ attitudes on homosexuality held by so many Tories (as does many of the other contributions to this topic do as well!) Enjoy!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liam_Fox

  116. 171
    Anonymous says:

    OOOH DUCKYYY!!!

  117. 172
    Benjamin_The_Donkey says:

    All the fuss reminds me of a comment in Private Eye about the late Lord Boothby: “His sexuality was a Kray area” ;-D

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Boothby,_Baron_Boothby#Sexuality_and_the_Kray_twins

  118. 174
    Benjamin_The_Donkey says:

    Interviewer: “It must be hard to be gay AND a catholic?”

    Fox: “It’s easier than being a Jehovah’s Witness and a vampire!”

  119. 175
    LondonJase says:

    “Where’s the rent, boy?”

    Companion, Werritty, lives rent-free in Liam Fox’s apartment.

  120. 176
    reheated sexist says:

    I’m all magic – I can change a fox into a bitch !

  121. 177
    David says:

    I am what I am.

  122. 178
    Anonymous says:

    Lets get one thing straight…
    i’m not.

  123. 179
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps Dr Fox should take it on the chin, rather than up the b**

  124. 181
    Zarrafak says:

    Whit d’ye mean gay! Just broke ma erm in a punch up wi Prescott. … An’ naebody nicked ma sling, but ah jist wish ah’d voted again’st a few o’ thae bloody health cuts.

  125. 183
    Jethro (heir to Jethro) says:

    “…a pretty straight sort of guy…’

  126. 184
    cabman says:

    Foxy -”I’ve never slept with a man but I’ve slept with a man who has.”

  127. 185
    Senaccio says:

    Oooh you’re new here! I bet those cufflinks cost a Queen’s ransom.

  128. 186
    Anonymous says:

    Suits you sir

  129. 187
    Mobilmouse. says:

    Suits you sir


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Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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