October 5th, 2011

Confirmed: Ameet Gill Replaces Tim Chatwin at No.10

UPDATE 16.14: Confirmed.


71 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Waste of money Eton must have been then. cant even write a decent speech.

    • 16
      misterned says:

      The speech was OK, far better than Ed’s last week. Just a shame that it did not resemble reality. Long on aspiration, short on specific scheduled commitments and shame that much of what is suggested in it will be blocked by the EU anyway.

      • 41
        Anonymous says:

        Speech was the worse by any leader for years. According to Cameron, he supports gay marriage that is why he is a conservative.

        • 47
          Gay marriage is a real vote winner isn't it? says:

          It rated as well as Militwat’s one last week, on comedy value if nothing else.

          • Peter Mangledbum says:

            Come on lovies ….. I’m sure you boys don’t fully appreciate the strength of the stinky pink Pound

      • 45
        Anonymous says:

        Cameron’s was wife wearing Red, is SamCam a labour support now?

    • 17
      Lucy Lastic says:

      He must be the same guy who was training Gordon to smile! He’s had Cammers practising his `serious´ face in front of mirrors for the last week and that hasn’t worked either. What a bunch of amateur tossers they are.

      • 46
        Archer Karcher says:

        The coalition are indeed awful, the only thing they are better than, is the wretched party sitting opposite, who are almost unbelievably, even worse.

        There is no opposition to the leftward slide into authoritarian corporatism and the poverty it will bring, just three factions of the same ‘progressive’ alliance, arguing among themselves as to the best way to get there.

  2. 2

    ianbirrell ianbirrell
    Cameron conference speech last one by my former colleague Ameetpal Gill. He’s becoming special adviser for strategic planning at No 10
    14 minutes ago

  3. 3
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Golden Duck Billy!

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    WE WANT A REFERENDUM ON EUROPE> THIS IS SUPOSED TO BE A DEMOCRACY NOT A CAMERON DICTATORSHIP

    • 18
      misterned says:

      Correct WE DO WANT A REFERENDUM ON EUROPE!

      • 57
        Seb coe's a cunt says:

        Look at the Olympics,did we get a choice ? NO !
        the chance of getting one is NIL !.
        Why ? WE ARE PUSSIES !!,every single piece of SHIT that
        trickles down,we embrace it like a long lost fucking SON !!.
        Multi-millionaire people at the TOP have very little understanding
        of ‘wot ‘appens ‘ere !!.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    WHERE IS OUR REFERENDUM MR CAST IRON?

  6. 7
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No word cloud Bollocks Guido?

    Right i can understand the PM having a spokesman (for when he aint there etc), But why does the PM need a speech writer?

    He had a top class education which no doubt included English and history etc.

    And are we paying for it?

    Fuck it, string em up…. STRING EM ALL UP!

  7. 9
    Bob Crow's big belly laugh says:

    That’s right! Shuffle the deckchairs around when sinking like a stone.

  8. 10
    Jesus wept says:

    That’ll make The Tories electable then.

  9. 11
    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    Bollocks to this, appoint John Redwood as Chancellor

  10. 13
    Tony Bliar is a complete cunt says:

    I am sick of talk posh boy, start doing what you F U C K I N promised……..Oh and be a F U C K I N Conservative would be kind of good too………………..

  11. 14
    Master Rory Weal, tweeting from his Ipad from a grammar school says:

    OT

    That little cu’nt Charlie Gilmour has begged to have his sentence reduced, claimed he was out of his mind on LSD, Whisky, and Valium when he insulted Britain’s war dead.

    What a total cu’nt, bang him up for longer for his possession of LSD your honours!!!

    • 61
      Heretic says:

      As a young whipper snapper i too indulged in ‘stuff’ (spliff,speed,barbs,smack, Charles.)after being a smack FIEND for 3yrs i got off (thanks HMP !).

  12. 15
    Bob Crow's big belly laugh says:

    Cameron lives free in No 10 at your expense while renting out his Notting Hill home for 70k a year and lecturing you on maxing out your credit card.
    Ever get the feeling you’ve been had?

    • 19
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      And if he had let stand empty you would have the left saying he is depriving some “Hard working family or benifit scrounger” of a home.

  13. 20
    Bob Crow's big belly laugh says:

    Who do you want to bail out, Greece or the banks?
    Conservatives. Giving you real choice.

  14. 21
    Edinburgh Council can go and fuck itself! says:

    Good speech that Cameron delivered. Very mature. Though the speech being turned into reality is yet to be seen.

    • 36
      Hell in a handbasket says:

      You’ll be waiting rather a long time I fear.

      • 64
        Heretic says:

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  15. 22
    misterned says:

    What I do not understand is all the times he said “I do [insert PC or Socialist BS here] because I am a conservative”, The audience fucking cheered.

    They should have shouted, “OI you tosser, that is NOT a conservative policy you prick!”

    • 25
      Tony Bliar is a complete cunt says:

      HERE HERE………..

    • 48
      WVM says:

      +CLAPS+

    • 54
      Archer Karcher says:

      I fear he was talking to the brain dead donkeys and those ‘conservatives’ who were formerly, Labour, Lib-Dim, Greens or a combination of all three, who joined after it became apparent that they could further their cause in the modern conservative party, without compromising their left wing beliefs.

  16. 23
    Wavey Davey says:

    Hand in hand we will move forward together people, forward together in to the sunny uplands to garden legally in an uphill fashion. With highlighter pens in hand we shall pack fudge or munch rug and have a piece of paper to prove it too!
    This my duckies is how we shall make this country great once again!

    ++ Applause from the crowd++

    Dave leaves the stage does a whoopee then scratches his arse.

  17. 28
    not a machine says:

    He looked a little weary at the start , got going about 15 mins in , pushed numerous buttons , was idealogical motivational , and got a few decent jabs in at labour , i was tsruggling to see which bits were him and which bits were speech writer , as some bits looked a littled pushed , dont know if he got right balance of appraisal of labours term in office right , should have had a few pickles specials in . message about euro was clear enough , but looks a bit meaningless with massive fail on cards . Stunned at gay marriage line , I mean it conflicts with his earlier statements , archbishop of canterbury said no such thing would occure in his churches , even though blessing may . I dont think he can back peddle that one now either … should be fun on thurs Barroness Warsi is on QT.His line about if you disagree with planning proposals, you can piss off to the workhouse sonny , smacked of poor attention to the details and other possibilities , but basically he said HS2 and digging up countryside was on …..

    Larry le chat : has been a long time supporter of conservative values , and enviromental campaigner and eurosceptic , is somewhat down cast , no correction, bereft of much warmth to the PMs attitude to those who disagree with him on land use , indeed the PM has staked his colours , which is all well and good as at least we know where we stand and what should be done to make our case heard . my resignation wont make much difference to party coffers , and if he is putting 2 fingers up to traditional members , without consultation on things like gay marriage , then he must hope and pray that his vested interest donars , can lie for long enough for the liberal alliance to last into votes .

    • 37
      misterned says:

      You will find a welcoming home in UKIP.

      I have tweeted several MPs asking them “Given the choice would you prefer one. a referendum on EU membership? Or two. A labour victory in the general election?

      Because If we don’t get one, they’ll get number two.

  18. 31
    Tony Bliar is a complete cunt says:

    Dave simply has his own agenda, and it is not what is best for the British people sadly……….

  19. 33
    FRESH START in a new place. says:

    Labour and their ilk with their collective sponging bullshit have and will continue to be ripped an new arsehole.

  20. 34
    not a machine says:

    Iwould like to say most of his speech was perhaps to the newbies , but gay marriage … was a no no

    As for if you do not agree with planning your off to the workhouse sonny , was about as deeply flawed as multimillionair power mad person can become

    My other post has dissappeared (liberal fascists californians no doubt)

  21. 40
    That Leaders speech in brief says:

    Gp back to your euroconstituencies and die of boredom, apathy and taxes.
    Hurrah!

    • 67
      Seb coe's a cunt says:

      This is where boredom sets in,sorry people but enough is enough !
      BUT YES TO A GET OUT REF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  22. 43
    Fuck Age Scotland. I want my rights, my privacy and my life back. says:

    Bye bye Euro!

  23. 44
    Call me Dave - windy miller, eco loon and trougher says:

    I say! One of Labours notable failures was to make Britain green.

    I intend to tax you all to buggery to placate the green sky fairies.

    Pay your energy bills before clearing your credit cards you sad miserable fuckers!

    • 50
      not a machine says:

      No your wrong hes totally backtracked on basci principals of green er loonies as you put it , this is cigar smokin venture capitalism .

      • 55
        Archer Karcher says:

        I hate to break it to you, but the entire Green movement is cheered to the rafters by said banking and venture capital corporations. You obviously have not been paying attention.
        It’s also not free market capitalism driven by any stretch of the imagination.

        Clean energy is entirely a crony capitalist / corporatist, rigged market excercise, designed to milk the gullible and enrich even more, the richest in society. Socialist man ‘o’ the people, Ed Miliband started the ball rolling for the ‘fat cats’ yet I heard not a murmour from lefty twats like you then.

  24. 65
    Get Real says:

    Oh come on. Monkey Dave may not be the ideal leader for everyone but the pickings are poor this season. I am not budging a fucking inch to allow the dogshit labour back into power, so that they completely ruin the country beyond repair. So the sunshines out of Cameron’s arse as far as I am concerned. If he gets too big for his boots he gets ripped a new arsehole.
    So altogether now, ‘he’s a jolly good fellow’. :)

  25. 68
    Get Real says:

    @Archer. Spot on. Ed the eco loon kissing corporate ass.

  26. 69
    I am as nutty as a vegeterians meatloaf. says:

    Vote Labour or I will slap your lamb chops.



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