Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning Cartoon
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Public Doesn’t Back Dave on Europe | Peter Kellner
Public Backs Dave on Europe | John Rentoul
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Don’t tell me I beat Billy, FFS!
Lame cartoon, no matter what.
Can’t Rich n Mark be pensioned off?
No, cos they’re both aged 7. Can’t you tell by the ‘calibre’ of their scribblings ?
Indeed
Fuck you guys. This cartoon is good. I lulzed.
Oh come on! Where’s your sense of humour.
This brought a smile to my face.
+1 & lol
r u gay
The speed limit they actually drive at is 0 miles per hour since the present Government is the same as the old government . Its constant.
http://img249.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=597980980_No_U_Turn_122_491lo.jpg
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Christ, they’re getting embarrassing.
We’re embarrassed for both of ‘em.
Worst one yet from R & M, which is saying something……….
That’s about right Dave…
http://tinyurl.com/5vwnpor
“People in rooms up and down Britain aren’t thinking, gosh, if only we could have a treaty change in Europe.”
Fawkes’ free-for-all is not the place for a dissection of obscure nuances. Still, apart from its arguable premise, there’s something odd about that declaration. It has the feel of a translation from another language; or a response by a computer program about as intelligent as Fawkes’ automod.
Why “in rooms”, Dave?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2044211/At-We-vote-Europe-MPs-forced-decide-referendum.html
I bet that SHALL be a cast iron guarantee
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/3775077/Prosecute-those-who-caused-economic-crisis-says-David-Cameron.html
Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks.
I ouhght to point out that I have a nice little earner.
I say that the fast speed represents the pace at which the mainstream of the party want a referendum on Europe.
The slower speed represents the current speed
The sliproad sign (out of shot) represents Tory voters’ chance to exit the road to nowhere and switch to UKIP.
Take next extreme right for UKIP.
Be advised bumpy surface, no traction and vehicle may be without any chance of power for next 100 years.
Danger! Low flying opinion polls and prospective MP.
UKIP has the potential to do to the Conservative Party what the SNP has done to the Conservative Party in Scotland. The SNP took decades to gain traction, but once it did, the other parties got clobbered. This has to be a possibility for the Conservative Party when its leadership is out of step with the public on the EU, failing to get to grips with mass immigration and caving in to the developers by letting them write the planning rules.
….and then the big brave Tory ‘euro-sceptics’ will jump ship to UKIP…not before then. After, when its safe to do so….
In the alternative universe where Rich and Mark are funny, there exists a cartoon where the slow alternative is represented by Nick Clegg walking in front of the vehicle holding the HRA.
Unfortunately, the CERN neutrinos have buggered reality, so we’re left with this one.
+1
Is the cartoonist on holiday ?
Suppose they gave a conference and nobody came.
We did.
The granny from tweety and silvester?
Chris Huhne not at conference?
I always find that the people who go at 70mph are always in the slow lane.
I got stuck behind a similar Granny this weekend.
I’m almost certain she had team racing orders to “Spoil his Day”.
So i take a butchers at the Guardian and they have a fairly decent piece on David Cameron and Lybia :
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/oct/02/pm-libya-sceptics-gadaffi-queen
nothing amiss i hear you say? Read the comments below, Half are backing Gaddaffi against Nato, The left sticking up for a brutal dictator?
Nobody does brutal dictators as well as the Left. Stalin, Mao. Pol Pot, Chavez, Castro, the EU. Brutal dictatorship is what Socialism is all about.
How is Chavez a ‘brutal dictator’ when he has won every presidential election (in free and fair circumstances) by significant majorities? Grow a brain, idiot
Shit
Not bad for Rich and Mark although I’m mystified as to why they’re having a go at Dr David Starkey.
KerryMP Kerry McCarthy MP
I’m reliably informed that the #lgbt event at Tory conference is openly referred to by others as ‘the poofs party’. #cpc11
14 hours ago
Good Morning Guido, I posted this tweet from Kerry McCarthy MP yesterday, It Iain Dale hot under the collor.
I wonder if she has taken up the mantle left by Derek Draper/Damian McBride?
Fuck off already!
“poofs party” is quite inaccurate.
“poofs (out and closet), gimps and sado masochists party” is nearer to it
Transport is a hot topic in Portsmouth at the moment and, as usual, I have absolutely nothing to say about it just like on any other topic. Off to Eastern Europe troughing and shagging, later this week.
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politics/public_transport_is_hot_topic_at_city_question_time_1_3112947
Have a nice time Handy darling and don’t forget, I am in Court in a couple of weeks and you still haven’t paid my legal fees. It is clear you are lost without me to make up your policies for you.
This cartoon is so subtle, witty, original and clever that it should have a much wider audience.
Oh! Come on chapesses and chaps! Even down here in the Sahel I thought that cartoon was OK. Don’t be so picky. Or should that be Pickley?
(FYA the Sahel is the next zone down after the Sahara, more-or less)
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