When discussing the speed limit changes, Phil Hammond couldn’t help a dig at Huhne:
“I can tell you, in confidence, that I have had an approach from one of my Cabinet colleagues inquiring whether the change could be retrospective – but I am afraid I have had to disappoint him.”
Particularly relevant given the Tories believe Huhne leaked the announcement on Friday…
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Class
Best served cold
Not on fecking Friday it wasn’t – Wednesday or Thursday more like.
See comment 3 on your last post on this subject!
Is that question to AM or Billy?
18:02 Paul Waugh, editor of PoliticsHome, is accusing Tory delegates of doing an eat-and-run at a local hotel, rich considering Hague’s attack on the Labour party for their “something for nothing culture”.
He says on his blog:
I can report that the Radisson Edwardian Hotel has had a rash of ‘no pays’ for lunches, teas, coffees and even dinners at its Alto restaurant.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/8768102/Conservative-Party-Conference-2011-live.html
It’s to Guido – his Friday ‘leak’ was discussed at length on QT on Thursday evening, and before that in the DT etc.
How does it feels when you work with a criminal?
Going down, going down, going down…….. going down, going down, going down…..
As the Speakers wife likes to sing (and not just when she is with the little feller himself)
Pompous Cameron now wants to tell us what we think. He is currently saying that British people do not want an in out EU referendum. It begs the question why he promised one in opposition?
Was this again speaking to become popular with no intention of acting on his words. A cast iron nothing of a person. How dare he dismiss the public’s views in such an arrogant way presuming he knows best in contrast to overwhelming public opinion. We are adults and can think for ourselves.
Cameron is becoming more loathsome by the day.
“Cameron is becoming more loathsome by the day.”
Well, he is the heir to Blair!
Good to hear a bit of humour from the Tories, other new:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/8803382/Justice-Ministers-children-owned-shares-in-legal-claims-firm.html
Jonathan Djanogly should ‘consider his position’.
I understand that Handycock has tried the Janogly position over in Russia – and found it very comfortable.
Another corrupt – rhymes with ewe or sue – in the cradle of democracy.
Talking about politicians with dodgy pasts.
http://biggovernment.com/abreitbart/2011/10/03/shock-photos-barack-obama-with-new-black-panther-party-on-campaign-trail-in-2007/
Please Please Can I be invited on a Yacht and Please Please Can we buy Gas at double the internationally aggreed Price from Russia and could I or my Government then raise the Production Tax off UK continental shelf from 68% to 80% so that closes those reserves in. Can I Can I. No ITS ALREADY BEING DONE.
mr. bowden how, emm how do you manage to be first?
God comes and tells me in a vison.
Also I get a little text from Guido
Sane here but I always tell him to fuck off and look at somebody elses cock
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-15154156
Tee hee.
“that I have had an approach from one of my Cabinet colleagues inquiring whether the change could be retrospective – ”
Hang on, Isnt that Huhne bang to rights? He has always said he is innocent by asking it shows that he is guilty (if you know what a mean).
Unless its just banter and Hunt didnt approch him?
What about Andy? Even Brooks by all account she was the one Cameron has to get approval from.
Oh for goodness sake! – do you really think Huhne asked him if it could be applied retrospectively? Really??
sounds like a joke.
A real thigh slapper
Gweed, please don’t get our hopes up with headlines like that.
Thai Slapper?
That’s that ‘Goldie’ bird off X-Factor innit?
“prevalent” or relevant?
I love Frankie
So working class
So much on the make
I have been requested to show my ass
You know where…
Don’t tell me you are selling your presence now ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2044323/Strictly-Come-Dancing-2011-Edwina-Currie-stuns-viewers-displays-bottom.html
That is seriously coarse…
The graveyard of John Majors little soldiers.
Only goes to show that politics attracts attention whores, no matter what coloured rosette they are wearing.
Set the girls on the weekly bin collection I say
Keep them occupied by other things than talking to the tabloids
SirFrankButcher Frank Butcher
by Old_Holborn
Apparently this isn’t an Indian Summer. It’s an Ethnically Diverse Period of Extended Heat. Daily Mail are gonna go ape-shit.
1 hour ago
via Old Holborn
Made me chuckle
Please Billy don’t tell us your also going to infest Old Holborn with your enormous spamming powers. You’re like an outbreak of Japanese knotweed, once it takes hold you can never ever again get rid of it.
Why can’t you post those nice colour tweets like that other bloke, you useless cuпt?
He cant RTFM.
I can tell you, in confidence, that I have had an approach from one of my Cabinet colleague asking me whether we can ever cut the deficit and debt and save Britain
With the limps running the show, I would say that is a distinct possibility.
Note to Gideon – STOP FUCKING SPENDING
Libdems were only good for getting me into the Cabinet
I think you are one Jock too far…
Why don’t you just tale all your Jocks home and declare independence ?
Are they allowed that while the oil still flows ?
Yes. The oil belongs to the Shetlanders. They do not want those useless c’unts in Edinburgh to get their greedy hands on it as none of it will find its way back to the islands.
Most of Shetland is nearer to Norway than to Aberdeen, never mind Edinburgh. The local accent gives that away.
It isn’t really “Scottish” in the Glaswegian sense.
The Libdems are a passing irrelevance
Just a flash in the pan
And what pan…
Libdems provide endless entertainment and readership for the dying dead tree press
What would they do without all those pantsdown and knock jickey stories ?
Without them and the assorted WAGs and Tuscan celebrities, what would the Guardian do to save itself ?
Huhne just cant help his cu’ntish, slimy, backstabbing, poisonous ways
Great news Jasmin, the Dale Farm pikeys will have to start travelling very soon
Does Huhne wear sandals perchance ?
And yellow socks of course.
And out of sight, cross garters.
How we laughed.
This could be he…
And where is Sir End-Bell of Bell End of No Shows nowadays ?
And any news from shillings and pence Guido ?
That esteemed author, Sir Bell of End is helping me with my new book.
He reads it to me at bedtime.
{The wolf blew down the first two pigs houses. it was quite scary. But their brother lives in a brick mansion. I hope the wolf blows that toff’s house down too. Then it’ll be three extra pigs in need of social housing. All the votes add up you know.}
He is writing A Tale of Two Cities – Paris and Middlesbrough.
Hammond hasnt been the same since he had that crash.
Fast cars eh?
Billy, you have no regard for the effect your inane ramblings have upon the mental health of those who visit this site, you selfish fucking bastard.
http://www.labourlist.org/there-are-tories-everywhere
class warfare, the writer assumes that all tories are multi millionares and treats hem as if they are a different speices.
at one time we was people first, then politics, now it seems as we are politics before we are people.
We just don’t like the evil Cameron Osborne incarnation of modern conservatism with its Etonian elitism, contempt for the poor and extreme selfishness and greed. It worships at the feet of Sir Fred Goodwin and Adam Applegarth.
Ah yes, Sir Fred Goodwin. Who told me to knight him?
It was Sue.
Is it true they are raising the speed limit to 80 milligrams?
Or half a gram if you’re in Cabinet…
…of speed or crack?
Not sure, Cat – either turns the takee into a gibbering, ranting moron, which isn’t a great way to stand out from the Westminster crowd.
At least Winston stuck to several brandies and a good cigar!
They all play their little games and the braindead party fodder back them up all the way.
Donkeys led by donkeys, just like the limbless asses returning from Afghanistan.
Shame on you! Our boys are fighting in Afghanistan for democracy, honour killings and interbreeding in Bradford.
We do not interbreed. The imam say it ok to marry your daughter.
I’m sure it was Liam’s intention to make a decent woman of his daughter.
Ask Uncle Gerry.
Another winner sending the British Army home tails between its legless.
The Irish courts have given him 2 days to make himself scare. Off to Venezuela…
Hunt tune.
Time for bed billy.
You’ve got school in the morning.
Just anover five minuets mummy, pwomise.
OK then put your dancing shoes on
Phil Hammond presents Top Gear doesn’t he?
He certainly sells it.
he was the one that had that massive car crash.
Good name for labour under Ed Miliband – Massive Car Crash.
Good name for Britain under the EU Punch and Judy party politics.– Massive Car Crash.
Has the Hoon not be arrested yet. What a lying, pathetic, sponging stunt. Jog on Huhne!
Huhne says we must learn to love wind turbines. We must think of them as if they were medieval windmills.
How many times have you seen 100 odd windmills stuck together on top of a moor? What a prick.
What a prick Cameron is having to rely on pricks like him to keep him in office.
I would be happy to charge them for you.
Nah! We’ll just charge the mug punters as per usual.
Allright with you Herman?
Shhhh! Don’t let on that they need charging in order to rotate when there’s no wind (that’s 70% of the time)…
Anyway, where’s Sancho Panza? Still at the Lib Dem’s conference?
Huhne, there’s a reason that we don’t use medieval windmills any more. We’ve got better ways to do the job. The same applies to electricity generation.
Blasphemer against the Holy Gaia and her Profit AlGor.
Yup. I’ve been waiting for a lightening bolt from the Great God Moonbat to strike me down.
Nothing so far.
Come, come. You’re relying on him to keep the pathetic rabble you voted for in office.
Didn’t know Moonbat voted Tory or LimpDim. Would have sworn the Greens would be too right-wing for him.
Pisspoor response.
Can’t you do better than that, or are you ashamed to defend your heroes?
My heroes don’t do politics.
Who did you vote for?
Moonbat’s too busy arranging his tax affairs.
Maybe Caroline Lucas will turn her gorgon stare on you, Eng
Invisble paint should do the trick.
I have some they can have, I just can’t see where I have put it.
You left it on the table by the vanishing cream.
B-bbc just broadcast a program about birds and socialist politics (natch) and though they mentioned that the landed gentry had game birds shot they never once mentioned that the useless waste of money wind farms – so beloved of those same well off greeny beboids – are slaughtering those same game birds.
It’s what they leave out that counts as much as the bile filled hate they often put in.
And the mug British pay £145 for the privilege.
You couldn’t make it up.
If it wasn’t for people wanting to shoot the game birds, the grouse moors wouldn’t be kept in a state of preservation, and would rapidly turn to upland scrub, with frequent fires making lots of smoke to upset the town dwellers. There would be far fewer game birds, and massive disruption to the road network in dry spells.
Mind you, it’s PC to hate those posh gits with guns – only the State should have arms, after all.
BBC twats.
Killing Gods creatures for sadistic pleasure is completely wrong.
You really are a fucking moron, Billy. The birds are eaten..Do you understand the concept of ‘eating’?
The c unt is tilting at windmills !
The CPS are doing everything possible to avoid a decision about Huhne. It is the usual one law for the rich and one for the poor. If Huhne had been a brickie he would have been behind bars now for perverting the course of justice. CPS are a fucking devious and rotten outfit.
He can afford to hire Nick Freeman aka Mr. Loophole to get him off, being the multi-millionaire that he is
A batch of lawnmowers has been dispatched to the offices of the CPS its time that long grass was mown down.
I thought Huhne WAS a bricky ?
At least it looks like he washes after a day on the building site.
Not like Derek Draper.
A successful day’s conferencing.
EU bailouts all round!
For God’s sake. Hasn’t the right honourable Mike Handycock CBE MP told you often enough, Chris Huhne is a member and protected by us. Therefore he will not be prosecuted.
Boaz, your Royal Highness.
Who the fuck ever gave this twat a CBE and what for? Troughing?
RedEdMiliband RedEd
by Old_Holborn
Oi! Prescott! (hic) More bastard vodka. NOW!! #cpc11
1 minute ago
The drink of comrades.
So how’s that Conservative hopey voting for change you can believe in thingy working out for you guys?
How is that being-out-of-office, with a leader that everyone dismisses as a nerd, whilst you have Livingstone, Harman and Balls making claims that even the tramps under the railway arches and the illegal immigrants of Birmingham, Manchester and Leicester know can’t be afforded, thingy going for you?
Typical braindead voter equating any dissent as that of one half of Punch and Judy politics.
Run along and play with your Mori poll.;
Are you Bunged Itin by any other name, or perhaps Punch and Judy.
What’s in a name? Conservatives are supposed to conserve instead of selling out to the EU and Labour are supposed to represent the labouring man and woman.
Still, it seems to fool the average British voter.
Ad hominum remark ≡ interlocutor has no rational argument.
[That is the equivalence sign ... in case you don't know.]
Surely there’s a tool for extracting you from up your own arse.
refer:
October 3, 2011 at 9:00 pm
Can’t be arsed. Why don’t you just dazzle us wiv your intelect?
At least he’s got one.
Little things please little minds.
As proved in your case.
Fritz can’t fuck yet. He tried with me but his little willy would not stay up. He is a flop.
Faced with the Mersey Tunnel, i felt inadequate.
The last three words say it all.
Felt? He was inadequate.
It was the echo that put the willies up me long before i sighted the beast.
I am Skeletor.
Are you the best the T*ry rebuttal unit can come up with?
Well i suppose if you pay peanuts, you’re all that apply for the job.
Are you the best the T*ry rebuttal unit can come up with?
Well i suppose if you pay pe*nuts, you’r
Verdict on Amanda Knoxious due any minute. I hope the c unt fails in her appeal and rots in prison
Can i just say to all, Get twitter, its brilliant , i am a convert!!!!!!!
Not-so-ancient Chinese proverb: Too many twats make a tweet.
Yeah we’ve noticed.
Amanda Knoxious’s app-al better fail. I want her to rot in prison.
I’m a pretty straight sort of guy. Must dash though. Got to bring pe ace to the middle east and stay for free in a nice 5 star hotel in the process. I did well under Labour. A new dawn began did it not.
And that’s why i led the standing ovation upon your retirement.
My turn next.
Your English master discussed the use of question marks with you, did he not?
Absolute fucking disgrace. That evil c unt Amanda Knox been acquitted. I hope karma catches up with her and someone slits her fucking throat.
No doubt she’s being advised by her people regarding a book and film deal as we speak.
The world’s gawn mad I tell ya.
You whoever you are are a twisted individual.
If the evidence is there,then that is one thing,but when this kind absolutely tainted evidence is exposed by independent experts who in fact were asked by the court to undertake this examination of DNA evidence,proves that it was a bungled attempt by the italian police to pin the blame onto whoever.
What do you as a person who I presume is a lay person expect to be the result.
My answer to you is in simple terms,and it is this,IT IS THE LAW THAT TAKES PRECEDENT AND NOT YOU,understand this and you might,just might get the big picture.
It’s an interesting case.
I recall she and her boyfriend cleaned up the scene of the crime with bleach.
Innocent people tend not to do things like that.
And she wrongly claimed the bar owner committed the murder.
Innocent people tend not to falsely accuse others either.
And they switched off their mobile phones, told a pack of lies about using their computer at home on the night, the list is endless and a likely terrible miscarraige of justice has occurred.
Vote Labour!
We will do next time.
And then T*ry the election after that.
That’s if Uncle Herman lets us.
….into third place !
It’s an anagram
bo rot value
Or (in a Lancastrian accent)
E! A luv to rob!
Did Obama Bung Silvio a massive Bunga Bunga party?
Cock still rammed up the host’s bunga bunga Billy?
Like nurse Pilgrim, are we still on full pay this week even though we’re taking care of vested interests of no benefit to the taxpayers?
Night all! Like Billy i’m off to bed, but unlike Billy, not with mum.
Night Mick. I used to have to go to bed when I was 10.
And now you’re forty and still sharing mums bed.
G’night Billy.
A combination of chronic sleep deprivation and OCD goes some way to explaining some, but by no means all, of what you exhibit here.
Which was sometime last year obviously.
“Night Mick. I used to have to go to bed when I was 10.”
says billy with a mental (and I do mean mental) age of 5.
When I was ten I had a mental age of a ten year old.
Why is that so difficult for morons to understand?
And now you’re eleven.
Bedtime young man.
Billy, at 10 you had the mental age of a fucking tadpole.
All gone quiet on the royal front. Where’s Harry? Skulking incognito in Afghanistan sheltering behind the massed ranks of cannon fodder in case the Taliban get wind of trophys to mount on the wall. to wit, one pair of ears. only used to keep his hat on straight.
All gone quiet on the r*yal front. Where’s H*rry? Skulking incognito in Afghanistan sheltering behind the massed ranks of cannon fodder in case the Taliban get wind of trophies to mount on the wall. to wit, one pair of ears. only used to keep his hat on straight.
Harsh but fair!
Amanda Knox has been freed to joint the Seattle tea party its an utter disgrace.
It is called Justice. Innocent unless proven guilty with no shadow of a doubt.
“no shadow of doubt” is not a legal principle .you are such a twat billy no balls
That was a fake Billy
Can’t tell the difference, they’re all fucking nuts and tedious.
So you would hang a murderess if there was some doubt that she dun it?
She did it she murdered poor innocent Meredeth. Now she’ll cash in with a multi million dollar TV and book deal. Also open a few supermarkets and become a tea party candidate. Poor Meredeth will be completely forgotten.
Who’s fucking Meredeth?
Never heard of the cünt.
Mind you, I don’t read tittle-tattle except for this site…
thank goodness for rich dad and ‘flexible’ justice
Do you have to share every one of your pitiful ‘thoughts’?
No. Is that a problem for your tiny mind?
Ultimately, who, apart from you, really gives a fuck?
Billy Bowden trades under the name of GFM, or Gone fucking mental, on Holbys site.
Same arselicking sycophancy there.
That’s not true.
Let me give billy something to help him sleep.
Actually, it is true.
I do not.
You are not my mum.
Sorry wrong reply above.
The person claiming to be my Mum is not MY Mum.
Come on billy, give mummy a cuddle and a quick one up the jacksie.
You’re sick.
So is a grown man travelling the world with his mum, masquerading as an umpire with certain peculiarities.
That’s no way to speak to your mum Billy, you ungrateful little shit. No get aboard and ride me like a bucking bronco.
Billy, it’s nice to see the bullies are at it again. Petty, vindictive and spiteful. It’s even more pathetic, as half the time when they’re being nasty, it isn’t Billy whose blogging. Nasty ars*holes the lot of them.
lol @ flim flam…
Is that you Billy?
Te He! Flim Flam is Billys Mum. Cut those apron strings and let him learn to fend for himself.
Dr Kay Swinburne said a group led by Algirdas Semeta, the European tax commissioner, had “already started work” on presenting FTT as a “valued added tax” – which could be imposed without being ratified by a vote.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/8804058/European-politicians-plot-to-block-UK-veto-on-Tobin-tax.html
I invite posters to wind up the lefties on wikipedia by changing all references of BCE back to BC.
Don’t buy a TV licence.
That winds them up even quicker, and saves you £145.
Kerching!
Hey, you dont have to do one or the other.
Do both!
This place is shite without thick as thieves.
I think it’s Fucking Delicious!
At least you still have me !!!!
We’ve got Billy now, thick as thieves’ after birth.
I think you mean, “this place was shite with mental-case, sock-puppet TAT”
He sure made you look like a c’unt. Not difficult admittedly when you make such a fine job of it, but the boy had wit.
Haha,
How’s your blog?
Where’s yours you c’unt?!
Not half as shit as yours.
Still haven’t got one I see. Despite the lies. When you going to steal all Guido’s viewers?
Where’s nell when you need a pig in a poke?
I heard she was having her snatch rebored.
Just to clear one thing up.
There is no such thing as a cyber space Billy Bowden. Billy is a real person.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Bowden
App*aring regularly as one half of Jedward.
Book him for panto now!
Nothing in thatWiki article says he is nothing other than a real person and does not hang around on order order 24/7 trying to be the first window licker on every post.
Just who is this Bowden arsehole who we keep seeing now.
Guido can you bann this arsehole from your site?.
Appearing regularly as one half of Jedward.
Book him for panto now!
My missus is watching a recording of todays Loose women, it looks like camoron the rusty warmonger has been found wanting, one term only lefty and your gone.
50 grand a year for Comrade Crow’s tube drivers.
Remind me again what a tube driver does apart from sit there and make a machine go and stop? Oh, yes, and to not get p*ssed on the job.
Still, given the efficiency of public sector purchasing, it’s probably cheaper than getting a decent automated system designed and fitted…
You can’t miss Harry. He’ll be the one dressed as Erwin Rommel, at a party somewhere in camp bastion
You can’t miss H*rry. He’ll be the one dressed as Erwin Rommel, at a party somewhere in camp bastion
Shouldn’t you be on holiday in Yemen with the rest of the reaper chum?
Hi! My names Chris. Who’s driving you home tonight? Me or Guido?
Newsnight debate on Europe and the deficit in a minute with 80 Tory conference delegates, Hammond, David Davis, Fraser Nelson and Toilets
Interesting to notice, that despite the appalling state of the Euro, The £ devalued against the € after Gideons speech by 0.8%…..Go figure..
You’re not the real Billy….and you’re wrong, the £ is up against the €
According to the Telegraph, some trader fucked up and put in a large sell order at below the current price.
Naturally, it was snapped up, resulting in a bit of a blip in the value of the £.. The € took a dive all day, due to it being an unsustainable pile of horseshit, so sterling is currently up agin the Euro but down on the dollar.
Killing things to eat is OK, and if you get some pleasure out of it then so much the better.
I’m not a great fan of foxhunting, but wouldn’t hesitate to shoot a fox if I kept chickens or lambs.
And banning hare coursing, and rabbiting with terriers, was typical metropolitan arseholery.
Wankers that put fish back after dragging the poor bastards out with a hook through the mouth (or worse, the gills) are far worse than hunters or shooters.
Bollocks. That was supposed to be a reply to Billy (or one of his impersonators) who seemed to think that shooting game birds was wrong.
But I’ve never seen Fox meat in the butchers.
It keeps the crows happy, and if you’ve ever seen a henhouse after a fox has visited, you might think that scores of live hens makes one dead fox worth the effort.
Seen a hen house after a fox’s visit?
I’ve owned a fair few and have also seen the empty “crime” scene and the problem was not Foxy Loxy, the problem was us not making the hens secure.
twat.
I suppose when you got burgled it was not living in fort knox.
Or when your mum got raped it was her fault for not wearing a burka.
Amanda Knox is certainly innocent and thank goodness right wingers like Guido didn’t get their stupid ways and re-introduce the death penalty.
Get lost Guido for heavens skae and go back to Murphyland.
But she ain’t even an accused cop or a child killer. So what is your problem punk?
hmmm. interesting. Is she innocent?! I think we may wait a few years to find out the answer to that one.
Let’s reserve judgement.
Hurrah! i poked a pig and look what turned up.
Time will not tell.
It could also be argued that if the death penalty existed then this murder along with hundreds of others may not have happened in the first place .
That could be argued – but no very effectively. G’night.
Ho hum! More Chemo therapy tomorrow, but a breeze compared to sitting through a party conference.
Keep your hair on!
Oops – I’ll get my coat…
Plenty of hair still.
It’s the third breast growing that’s got me a tad concerned though.
I’d rather sit thtough a boring speech any day. Good luck and best wishes with your Chemo dude.
Cut the sympathy billy. It’s the banter that dri*es me on.
Incidentally, since the loss of a sex drive, even your mum is beginning to look attractive. I’m sure it’s five litres of tapwater they’re bunging in me
Cut the sympathy billy. It’s the banter that keeps me going.
Incidentally, since the loss of a sex dri*e, even your mum is beginning to look attractive. I’m sure it’s five litres of tapwater they’re bunging in me.
We need windmills. If we use the 300 years worth of fracking gas, I will be skint. The arabs will be skint. David Cameron’s father in law will be skint. Even the feckin’ BBC 8.2 billion quid pension quid will be skint. Because we all saw that global warming crap as a means of laundering taxpayers money into our pockets and spent our dosh to set up the scam. Less risky than fiddling expenses too!
Frackpool rocks.
Oh no there are definately 400 years worth of gas.
Anyone want to buy my shares?
The bbc were giving 24 hour coverage to the Dale Farm fiasco until this week, supporting the shite there but now, today, not a word.
Presumably because the court has ruled that at last this cunning, lying, bunch must observe the law. Quelle surprise!
The BBC are the work of the Devil
On the issue of thieving gyppos and travellers, Adolf had a very workable policy.
No he didn’t and we don’t want to go there
That doesn’t mean to say we support dale farm!! They need to go back to ireland and their palaces that they have built with our taxpayers money through their undeserved benefits!!
Enough is enough!!
The Oirish don’t want them back.
What about the Irish though?
Lunching with my close friend, Sir Fred
BadlossGoodwin.Where’s the children?
These two frenetic people are so intense about getting in that £monetary grease to ‘gordon and sarah brown limited’ their children are long forgotten aren’t they??!!
They’ve been dumped in a Romanian orphanage part of the quid pro rata deal on Romanian EU accession. They are now unwanted props.
Bet the bitch invoices the Church for the Brown Stuff Foundation.
WAS RICHARD CHIMNEY THERE ??
Channel 7s Interview went like this.
gordon and balls versus cameron and osborne.
hmmm. gordon’s stuffed himself in a cellar and balls is still advocating spend spend spend!!!
cameron and osborne are putting their necks out there to try and rein in the deficit and find ways to reduce the debt.
I think brown should accept invitations from china to go and lecture on how to reintroduce a mao style leftwing economy.
balls should clear off to india and talk to them about how to kill off entrepreneurism and capitalism!!
****Laugh****
The truth is , internationally, socialist labour is a dying game!!
Like most of your postings sweetie.
Dale Farm will become the absolute essence of labour’s welfare benefit fraud.
Gimme! gimme! gimme!!
Come back Gordon Brown and shower Taxpayers’ money all over me again !
Is Ed Balls the secret love child of Viv Nicolson ?
Ed Balls is neither a “love child” nor a secret.
If, as per the advert, Arriana Huffington pays bloggers thousands every month, how much has billy accrued in september alone?
You can bet ariannahuff hasn’tgiven a single dime to dale farm.
I wonder why that is?!
Have a Horlicks and fuck off.
Am I the only one who can see that Arrianna Huffington looks just like Sally Bercow?
Sylvia’s tryin’ to start a new life of her own
Forty cents more for the next three minutes
We are part of the problem!
So, Foxy Knoxy is as innocent as a spring lamb seeing a Kiwi in wellingtons for the first time.
No worries. I’ll be over there as soon as Quantas can upgrade me to cockpit class in order to show her Australia’s firm commitment to her getting back in the saddle PDQ. Are you with me?
What’s that Pumpkin doing on his head?
That’s no pumpkin. It’s an ethnically diverse yet community focused piece of headgear to demonstrate that he is in touch with his multicultural side.
Dunno why he’s with a fucking midget though.
If you could poke one of those nitelites in his ear probebly light up as good as any halloween job
Ed, take it from me. You are not the pride of Britain and you never will be.
I do apologise chaps.
I was piss at the time and taken off guard, the fucking cheeky twat!
….and it’s goodnight from Ed. We wish.
We need to have more kids.
Swathes of sailors on submarines have been sacked at sea despite Ministry of Defence promises that no servicemen would be made redundant.
Well done Dave, carry on fucking Britain.
As Knoxy and celliteo are freed , Osbourne jets off to EU finance summit ,will he return off the plane with a bit of paper in hand,with all the debt on “pasoes in our time”, Frankie Maude does one good turn (pilgrims) but then calls anyone who thinks planning propossal is wonk “bollocks” eh , surely you have to have bollocks to oppose this offront to common sense , funny thing democracy , I can remember a time when , ministers couldnt just refuse to meet with you if they couldnt explain a policy , but that was ww2 when everybit of land was pressed into service , if it hadnt been for the long range liberator aircraft improving the odds on getting u boats , we would have starved to death , I keep reminding the likes of Francis, as best i can ,that you know you can grow things on green land , the elegant essential simplicity of this fact seems not to bother Francis , and my moneys on he will soon be doing a similar gummer child burger photo shot , to show those of us disagree with building on green field , by living of concrete for a week , it takes bollocks to take 3.3mn in donations and then tell everyone else they dont know what they are on about …….
Osbournes speech was a little thin , couple of good gags and Lord Digby Jones lit a rather unusual and slow rocket , which was probebly directed for some ones annus horriblis , and the basil rathbone of the treasury select commite , was prodded by Steve Hiltons finger of destiny , somewhere vital and thought “it was all jolly good “and was pursuing litigation for someone using his name to write inflamiatory ecnomic articles in the times . However Gordon Browns ecnomic advisor , you wouldnt want that on your CV was perhaps going to make the next treasury questions interesting , and explained Eds predator ,producer dilemma one very well.
No one had any praise for Pickles speech (which i thought was the best content so far) mmm perhaps hes a bit dry for some , the 6k frappachinos machines , the treat day at a club (he did suggest somthing similar chestertons but you have to be daily mash fan to get that one), but best line of conference for me “binquizsition” , not one for the ladies bridge circle perhaps , but I have to admitt (and yes I did notice in speech he said protecting green belt, village green ,sporting green and garden grab . but alas not green field ) he is carving himself out quite a unique niche market ,in rooting out , what was and is wasted , worth every penny to the taxpayer in my book , and seems to be a rare genuine common sense champion of taxpayer waste .
I think Dave has a few errors/blockages to sort in his partys and the publics mind , but whilst not a time to be wild about the economic situation, he is sorting through it , the public perhaps want some talk on what they are feeling , Ian Duncan Smith is much more clear and articulate on his help to people with limted work (I never thought he would be able to show us it would work , but he has ), the economy is difficult because we are waiting to see if euro implodes further , I might add though if greece can have half its debts written off , why cant we??? . I would have choosen to tax some things more as a one off 12 month austerity , as its pretty obvious , this crisis isnt like other ones (dave and George are both correct on that one, but i disagree on the reason), and i hope that the budgets erm flexibility is ready for any post christmas changes . ( I read on news eurozone manufacturing is shrinking so its not over yet )
Dude – 2.52am and you post this enormous brain dump.
Its just too big I cant take it.
But Boris’s speech saves the conference from dullness! Better than Saturday Night at the Apollo, better than Mock the Meek!
Only Boris could enthrall the population with the benefits of British Rhubarb and claim the reconquest of Calais in a single sentence.
He even knows how to say naughty words in both Latin and Attic Greek which is interesting when he wants everyone who swears at the police locked up.
Boris for Lord Protector!
So the she devil from the US of A got off – thought she would!
Liked her tears though (or lack of) – off on private jet to do the media circus followed by a book and film!
LIfe in the 21st century!
Yeah, but she iz well fit innit. I wouldn’t mind a go on her. So that’s OK then.
So you go for the comic book representation of the world.
Rather than the one where italian police + media are inept and corrupt.
Agreed. I certainly wouldn’t want to be arrested and questioned in Italy. And their complete lack of contempt of court rules has led to disgraceful coverage in the media. The conviction was clearly unsafe at the very least, and the right decision was reached in my opinion.
And, she does have a lovely pair of … er … eyes.
Perhaps we should read this before they delete it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-498853/The-wild-raunchy-past-Foxy-Knoxy.html
The key elements apparently, that make her a she devil, is that she held student parties, took skunk and had sex.
What a hatchet job! Christ – I’m glad the Daily Mail never saw anything I got up to when I was a student – they’d give themselves an aneurysm…
But well worth a read, if only to learn of the existence of one Patrolman Bender! Poor chap!
It never seemed particularly like that she had murdered the poor young woman, but it’s impossible to tell when the Italian legal system is operatic in nature, seemingly based on long emotional speeches about the charcters of the participants rather than enything as boring as evidence.
Thats better!
Equity and debt markets haven’t imploded today, but my goodness bankers are feeling jumpy. Having spoken to a load of them, there is a presumption that something bad and inescapable is round the next corner…………David Cameron’s speech to Conference ???
Peston. What a twat.
Seconded.
Tories doing runners apparently a waitress had their bill docked from her wages ….” coincidentally ” the Hotel are denying this and all the Tories were honest …er yeah right ! [http://www.politicshome.com/uk/article/36631/no_such_thing_as_a_free_lunch.html]
Oh dear it appears the media have more things to do than use electricty on these lovins held by the political crap of this country, all those man/woman hours/taxpayers money wasted on no pr except on a channel nobody watches, the parliament channel.
What can be taking the CPS so long to make its mind up about Huhne’s alleged naughtiness at the wheel and thereafter?
In the real world a decision would have been made in a matter of a few days. God help the UK if the CPS had to make its mind up about something that really mattered…
Oh come on 50 you know politicians especially the rich ones are above the law ,if they weren’t then parliament would be held in prison.
Don’t you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
Erm, more than 5 days in a week.
Has Guido been caught by one of those whaling ships?
Tell me it’s not true but I just heard ex sub ed of N of W say the judge in the Kercher trial is on an 18 month suspended jail term for phone hacking……………………….you couldn’t make it up……
Was it the judge? Thought it was the prosecution.
You are right – it was the prosecution, mind you who knows what the judge gets up to?
Into May or Clarkson?