September 30th, 2011

Follow Friday FoI

Paul Waugh has confirmed that a locked and hidden Twitter account is in fact that of the Downing Street Director of Communications:

Given that Craig Oliver is using his job title and place of work in his Twitter name, Guido feels we have a right to know what he’s pushing. As well as being nosy…


42 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Yep, Good call , he is using it while being paid by the taxpayer.

  2. 2
    Dave says:

    Too many Tweets make a Twat.

  3. 3
    FOC says:

    Piss off Billy. No doubt he takes a shit while being paid by the tax payer, would you also like to see his dung?

  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido

    Is it the same for Labour and Ed?

    Is Tom Baldwin paid with taxpayers money or the Labour/unions money?

  5. 5
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Considering his job title is “Director of Communications” and twitter is mode of communication and he is using it while being paid by the taxpayer, then we should see what our money is being spent on.

  6. 6
    Where's Gordon? says:

  7. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    Does he just use it to spy on other twitterers? Not sure how it all works

  8. 8
    Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life says:

    Twittering is not communicating , it is the modern day babbling.

  9. 9
    Lord Lavender et al. says:

    @derekdraper1 is also awaiting some hammer. No avatar. Zprobably best left that way.

  10. 10
    albacore says:

    Fess up, now, Fawkes, it’s ALL a farce
    An MP’s just the horse’s arse
    He’s only put there for the show
    The EU front says where they go
    And so it doesn’t look too sinister
    They give us clowns to be Prime Minister
    What’s worst about the commie slime:
    They shame the name of pantomime

  11. 11
    Not sure what all the fuss is about says:

    He already follows Guido, among many others…

  12. 12
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido

    We have ( from the left) a example of a bad buisness, You know, the one that Ed was talking about.

    http://eoin-clarke.blogspot.com/2011/09/10-simple-ways-to-define-what-ed.html

  13. 13
    Mr Ed, the Honourary Woman says:

    Ah, Good Times.

    Don’t we just all miss him so much?

  14. 14
    BillyBob... says:

    A very naughty boy indeed……or not !!

  15. 15
    Mr Ed, HM's Official Pantomime Opposition Horse says:

    So true

  16. 16
    Desmond Morris says:

    Must admit Gordon did add to the gaiety of the nation. You could always rely on him to do a Mr Bean most days. Dave, Ed and Nick are so bland by comparison (although Ed has been trying to emulate Gordon of late)

  17. 17
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So if this FOI revels a plot to smear opposition mps then we should treat it as “modern day babbling”?

  18. 18
    Juxtaposition Extrapolation II says:

    Good luck in getting a response from those useless Hoons who run FoI at the Cabinet Office

  19. 19
    The Longest Suicide Note in History. 2011 edition. says:

    Too many Prets make a prat.

  20. 20

    You’d think if Labour really was about Labour, they would be all over Gordo and Tony to give up their millions, made off the back of the worker, and give all their millions to the poor.

    You’d think that Tony, a comrade in arms, would only hire homeless people and give them a leg up, because are Labour, we are for the people.

    You think if I started a homeless people union I could get in on the Millions? The homeless could strike and sleep in the streets and stop traffic.

    Anyone remember the movie “I’m all right Jack” never a truer story about a union.

  21. 21
    HandsomeDavid says:

    I do miss Gordon. What I miss most was his ability to answer a question with the answer of another question. He also had that wonderful smile and the ability to make you feel one the team. Who I was feeling will remain a secret.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Time for your crosshairs Guido. Ali Dizaei has been reinstated as a Commander in the Met.

  23. 23
    He's Spartacus says:

    What’s ‘Nosy’?

    Regards,

    Tom

  24. 24
    Norfolk and Chance says:

    I think you’re being nosey asking that question.

  25. 25
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    NHSLive Scotland’s NHS 24 launches digital TV channel – The Guardian http://t.co/TePRrwtw #nhs 6 minutes ago · reply · retweet · favorite

    Since when was the NHS set up to be a digital TV Channel?

    Unless they are going to shorten the queues by showing all of Gordons speeches?

  26. 26

    Perfect, are you feeling ill, watch a little TV and drop dead in your armchair.

  27. 27
    Lord Stansted says:

    Well, he’ll be in excellent company.

  28. 28
    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    If it’s showing in the Kircaldy area that sounds like good advice.

  29. 29
    Anthony Bologna, NYPD's finest says:

    Sounds like a lot of faggery to me. Bring ‘em over to NYC, Guido. We’ll show how to deal with fags and deaf women protestors – gas the fuckers, chemical weapons right in the face. Can’t touch NYPD, ‘cos we’re fucking heroes from 9 / 11, right?

    Come on over to NY, Guido, I love your Crimestoppers and shilling for the bankers shit and you can suck my 2″ diseased cock.

    http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/222251/20110929/anthony-bologna-nypd.htm

  30. 30
    Entering my effort for the caption comp early so i can go heavy drinking says:

    You don’t get many of those to the pound

  31. 31
    Hang The Bastards says:

    I don’t miss the ugly tvvat.

    At least I don’t need to buy a new telly every week, since there is no longer the urge to put your boot right through the dumbfuckers face.

  32. 32
    Cole Porter (you hum it) says:

    Fraid so, UK governments are irrelevant to all outside UK shores and dismally poor value to those within.

    All very obvious to anybody with half a working brain cell and ignored by those with their snouts in the trough or hoping to get a place in the line.

    The rest are beyond hope and deserve to be fleeced.

  33. 33
    HandsomeDavid says:

    My round.

  34. 34
    Nokia says:

    We miss him as well sales of our phones are down down down

  35. 35
    Iain Dale's Dildo says:

    Don’t you think I’m white and nerdy?

  36. 36
  37. 37
    The estranged wife of Gordon Brown says:

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    The CPS is giving away Oborne’s book, apparently.

    http://www.cps.org.uk/cps_catalog2/oborne%20guilty%20men.pdf

  39. 39
    Islam in Britain says:

    Haha, lots of lefty scum got their violence loving arses handed to them by a bigger force.

    Truly love it.

  40. 40
    Islam in Britain says:

    Silly twaddle by eion clarke sock puppet and dunning kruger sufferer..

  41. 41
    Spartacus says:

    Britain uses unlicensed tasers instead.
    Either way no comebacks.

  42. 42
    John Bercow says:

    Not me. I’m not Happy either.


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