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In these austere times we can always rely on Derek Draper to show solidarity with the workers:
2 a.m. Derek Draper decadently pouring champagne at the Jury's Inn Bar in Liverpool…—
Eye Spy MP (@eyespymp) September 28, 2011
His close friend Gloria was showing a bit of leg:
Gloria Del Piero wearing exceptionally short dress to host Gala Dinner—
Eye Spy MP (@eyespymp) September 27, 2011
Love is in the air according to a co-conspirator propping up the conference bar in the Jury’s Inn Hotel.
“Luciana and Chuka arrived hand in hand at the bar at Jury’s very late last night and were all over each other. It maybe back on.”
The beautiful people back together, Guido loves a happy ending…
Jury’s Out
So’s Billy
I hope they Know this is the LAST PARTY that these Low life will be enjoying. Fraudster Political Class. With a Theft agenda, Stealing the Peoples assests through TAX to pay a load of Quangocrats relations of the Whitehall offspring. The game is to make up another Qunago for the Knacker Public School offspring of the Ruling Classes.
The well-endowed schnoz lady and the dusky chap, it’s classical opposites attract, y i d and yang, sorry, yin and yang, stuff, obviously.
Gloria De Whatever …
I would…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7493164/Tony-Blairs-favourite-broadcaster-Gloria-De-Piero-selected-for-Geoff-Hoons-seat.html
Gloria de Pieromp? She’s gone off since that photo was taken.
Did Luciana take Chucky back to Wavertree for discussions about Uganda? Nah, she’s only the MP – wouldn’t expect her to actually live there.
Does anyone have Gloria’s phone number? I am sure I can convince her to meet with me to discuss important political issues. She won’t talk to me in parliament, every time I approach she just blanks me
Yes, draper is an idiot no doubt, but this is pathetic.
Who cares?
I like a nice bit of pointless gossip.
So in the phrase “tittle tattle, gossip and rumours”, what is it that you don’t understand?
Well we all knew Luciana was up for some rumpy-pumpy last night. She goes like the clappers acording to Sion. Unfortunately Chuka has been a tad to gentle and caring…she likes a bit of rough.
You have to have serious doubts about anyone who’d shag Sion Simon.
In my experience, people who make a big show of being all over each other in public do so to hide insecurities about their relationship and generally dont last long. They doth protest too much. Isuspect their public show of affectaion is just another career enhancing stunt.
Ah but they are love-lorn, so this must be a cupid stunt then?
I have no doubts about anyone who would shag Sion Simon, they would have to be ‘a few MP’s short of a majority’.
W.W.
“Unfortunately Chuka has been a tad to gentle and caring…she likes a bit of rough.”
Get out of my way, rough (with tiny penis) coming through!!
I always thought that who Chuka Muthafucka shags was given away by his name.
So she’s slipped down the greasy pole then.
if she has been anywhere near Sion, grease will be the least of her worries.
W.W.
I am a beautiful person & saviour of the financial world
“Derek Draper decadently pouring champagne at the Jury’s Inn Bar in Liverpool…”
Ahhh …. good old champagne socialists ….
I suppose they let DD in for the entertainment factor – and with someone like him about everyone knows they are safe from having the piss taken out of themselves
“Derek Draper decadently pouring champagne at the Jury’s Inn Bar in Liverpool…”
Given his habitually unkempt appearance I’d have guessed that Special Brew or Meths would be more to his liking.
More Bolly, Polly?
“Derek Draper decadently pouring champagne at the Jury’s Inn Bar in Liverpool…”
So, he finally gets a real job, albeit as a barman. Bit of a come-down there Dolly.
Champagne at a Jury’s Inn. What next, caviare at Mcdonalds?
Would you like fries with that?
“” Luciana and Chuka arrived hand in hand at the bar at Jury’s very late last night and were all over each other. It maybe back on.”
The beautiful people back together, Guido loves a happy ending…
It certainly ticks some diversity boxes
Is C huka
@Joshua – yeah, the tosser and the airhead boxes can be checked!
Yes, draper is an idiot no doubt, but this is pathetic.
Who cares?
A total non-story.
The more I see of Luciana Berger, the more I’m convinced she’s a spy for Mossad.
Like her Leader you mean ?
Shocking
oops!
Del Piero’s an attractive woman – why does she hang around with an obnoxious gimp like Draper.
I hope Chukka likes my new auto…
At least the voters of Liverpool finally get to see their MP
I wonder how many workers have been drinking champayne lately?
I always think that a Saumur offers better value for money. It grows on similar chalk.
I’ll drink any old crap as long as it’s expensive and someone else is paying for it.
It’s the rich man’s white lightning.
Champagne is a clever way for the French to make thin, green, nasty, sour white wine and package it up as a premium product.
Like Cru d’Oil you mean?
Modulated. Whatever for?
It’s a triumph of marketing over substance, which makes it an ideal accompaniment to the modern Labour party.
Nanny says that alcohol is not good for you. Now sit on the naughty step.
Does a cross between a Luciana and a Chuka produce a Dolly ?
or a Chukken Berger.
A Fiat Mandy Panda I would think
Nice and working class…
“Guido loves a happy ending…”
“happy finish”, shurely.
But don’t you find it all a bit overblown?
It looks someone pulled.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2042383/Labour-Party-Conference-2011-Keith-Vaz-MPs-groove.html
What a pair of tits
Who’s that bloke in drag dancing with Ed Balls – he doesn’t look very happy about it.
I like the pictures of Ed Balls ‘dancing’ the best. From his face, he looks like he is attempting the tango. Yvette looks like ‘Oh God, he is such an embarrassment, but I’ll just humour him…’
Can someone explain to Dolly what “Low profile” means?
Good to see the Liberals are firmly holding the Deviant ground.
Liberal MP John Hemming divides his time between two women. One bl@ck, one wh1te. Then there is the small matter of young pussy.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2042445/Lib-Dem-MP-John-Hemming-s-wife-Christine-caught-CCTV-stealing-mistresss-kitten.html
The Lib Dems seem to be a natural home for people with overactive libidos or a penchant for bizarre sexual practices
Don’t forget these people are p*ssing in our faces and smiling as they take our cash
Other way round in my case
What a couple of Dogs. I need to have a word with John Hemmings and take him on some official trips with me to Russia and Azerbaijan. That will sort him out good and proper, he certainly won’t want to hang around these two, once he has been out there.
http://www.news.az/articles/politics/45392
We are all in this together
I’d check your sources – some people are easily misled.
http://alexmasterley.blogspot.com/2011/09/goldman-sachs-rules-world.html
Workers of the world Unite
PS Has Thuggie Whelan been spoted with some caviar ?
The Labour party have come a long way from beer and sandwiches.
Nothings too good for the workers
Where was Watson ?
Passed out ?
Probably passed over!
And where was Sir Bell-End of End Ball KBE and French underwear ?
Or is he absent in Paris again ?
Macshame must be there as well
Trying to find a TV camera I suppose ?
I love the filthy rich
But this New L
The Labour leadership swiftly disowned shadow Culture Secretary Ivan Lewis’s dotty plan to create a licensing system for journalists. But then Lewis has been gunning for the Press since September 2008, when it was reported that the then Health Minister had bombarded 25-year-old female civil servant Susie Mason with suggestive text messages.
Miss Mason asked to be moved to a different job after making a tearful complaint to her bosses.
Mr Lewis, who is separated from his wife, was dubbed a ‘text pest’ by the journalists he is now trying to muzzle. But I’m sure that’s not the reason he wanted to impose the sort of Draconian controls on the Press that the Soviet Politburo would have balked at.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2042655/Will-Trades-Union-Congress-stab-Ed-Miliband-back.html
It is about time that we introduced Russian and similar countries’ press controls, in this country. The media are making great politicians like myself look like troughing buffoons and it is entirely inappropriate for them to call some of us, Perverts.
http://www.news.az/articles/politics/45392
Pervert.
New Labour Party is too much
They drink champagne, run around in Maseratis (which I awlays wanted and can now have) and boo the Supreme Leader who created them, the Blessed Toni Blair…
Carlos Tevez done a Gordon last night.
Tevez’s missus will be right p*ssed off if he’s sold all of her gold.
I am all about thubstance as you know Guido
My followers all all about champagne on the taxpayer
And subsidised predators
It is all werry fwustwating Guido
Eddie
You can do something almost as well as your Mentor, Psycho Brown
You are learning to do slow-motion car crashes superbly…
Keep it up please
Why are socialists such deluded, unthinking, prozletising,swivel-eyed, piss stained, destructive,useless,non-productive,arrogant,sociopathic, greedy, confused, sleazy, two faced, lying, power crazed,corrosive, thieving, fat, hateful, ugly,humourless,hysterical,vindictive,manipulative,blinkered,cowardly,self-entitled,incompetent,aggressive, murderous,odious,lazy,paracitical, untalented,flatulent,innumerate,hypocritical,shamless tits?
Just thought I would ask.
They are cu’nts
That’s enough from you Mr Marx.
Ok..ready to go..
Toothbrush ..in suit pocket ..You can add any image as a bullet in a paragraph the image has to be small like 18×18 px
Suit jacket not tucked into pants You can add any image as a bullet in a paragraph the image has to be small like 18×18 px
Socks on feet? Shoes on socks..You can add any image as a bullet in a paragraph the image has to be small like 18×18 px
Check date of conference .. Oh bugger!
Cu’nts
Turns out Ed made another error in his speech. He praised the head of Rolls Royce sir John Rose as the true face of British business unlike those bad bankers. Unfortunately (for Ed) Sir John left Royce’s in March this year and became deputy chairman of Rothschild’s banking group last week.
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/486c7014-e441-11e0-b4e9-00144feabdc0.html?ftcamp=rss#axzz1ZEtvtcOH
I have to go to a massage parlour for a happy ending.
Is there anyone involved with the Labour Party who doesn’t have some bizarre foreign name?
Brown’s the name, Gordon Brown.
Many of you mocked me when I was alive. But thanks to me, the coverage of my doctor’s trial is fucking up Labour’s week. Hee hee.
Luciana is not my lover
She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one but the kid is not my son
All piggies are equal. But some piggies are more piggy than others.
Sally Bercow says…‘I love annoying people – it’s just the way I am’
Convenient her pleasure is also her talent
champagne = Labour
Its what you get when you make sure other people do all the work.
P.S. I have heard rumour that Labour are trying to delay (bargain with some people) an announcement until during the Tory conference to embarrass them, my guess is it is the charges dropped against Chris Huhne thing, but my source has dried up (under orders no more drinking) anyone got a line on this because I think it would be one hell of a bang.
“The beautiful people back together, Guido loves a happy ending…”
I do wonder what it is about Chukka and Luciana that provokes this level of snide vitriol on this thread (and many others) from the rotund, greasy skunk haired, pockmarked skinned, bloated, gin blossomed nosed blogger known as Guido Fawkes.
hmmm………
Its all the champagne we drink, you see
get over it
Now Chukka, don’t be so touchy.
Let’s hope Luciana isn’t giving Chuka something for nothing. Remember, chaps, it’s ‘something for something’.
The clap doctor can clear most things up nowadays.
You related to Bigus Dickus?
They are all sponging Hoons.
Ive said it before and i’ll say it again Vicar what this woman needs is a big fat cock up her arse.
I’m sure Chuka would like to chucka his load all over the lovely Luciana tits. That sure would make for a happy ending.