September 28th, 2011

Overnight News

In these austere times we can always rely on Derek Draper to show solidarity with the workers:

His close friend Gloria was showing a bit of leg:

Love is in the air according to a co-conspirator propping up the conference bar in the Jury’s Inn Hotel.

“Luciana and Chuka arrived hand in hand at the bar at Jury’s very late last night and were all over each other. It maybe back on.”

The beautiful people back together, Guido loves a happy ending…


  1. 1
    Ah! Monika says:

    Jury’s Out

  2. 2
    Ah! Monika says:

    So’s Billy

  3. 3
  4. 4
    Joshua Tetley says:

    “Derek Draper decadently pouring champagne at the Jury’s Inn Bar in Liverpool…”

    Ahhh …. good old champagne socialists ….

    I suppose they let DD in for the entertainment factor – and with someone like him about everyone knows they are safe from having the piss taken out of themselves

  5. 5
    Sir William Waad says:

    Champagne at a Jury’s Inn. What next, caviare at Mcdonalds?

  6. 6
    Joshua Tetley says:

    “” Luciana and Chuka arrived hand in hand at the bar at Jury’s very late last night and were all over each other. It maybe back on.”

    The beautiful people back together, Guido loves a happy ending…

    It certainly ticks some diversity boxes

  7. 7
    Dick the Prick says:

    @Joshua – yeah, the tosser and the airhead boxes can be checked!

  8. 8
    big deal says:

    Yes, draper is an idiot no doubt, but this is pathetic.

    Who cares?

  9. 9
    so what? says:

    Yes, draper is an idiot no doubt, but this is pathetic.

    Who cares?

    A total non-story.

  10. 10
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Gloria de Pieromp? She’s gone off since that photo was taken.

    Did Luciana take Chucky back to Wavertree for discussions about Uganda? Nah, she’s only the MP – wouldn’t expect her to actually live there.

  11. 11
    David Shayler says:

    The more I see of Luciana Berger, the more I’m convinced she’s a spy for Mossad.

  12. 12
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Del Piero’s an attractive woman – why does she hang around with an obnoxious gimp like Draper.

  13. 13

    I hope they Know this is the LAST PARTY that these Low life will be enjoying. Fraudster Political Class. With a Theft agenda, Stealing the Peoples assests through TAX to pay a load of Quangocrats relations of the Whitehall offspring. The game is to make up another Qunago for the Knacker Public School offspring of the Ruling Classes.

  14. 14
    Luciana Berger, in her New Labour Maserati says:

    I hope Chukka likes my new auto…

  15. 15
    Steve Miliband says:

    At least the voters of Liverpool finally get to see their MP

  16. 16
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I wonder how many workers have been drinking champayne lately?

  17. 17
    Dr Spock says:

    Does a cross between a Luciana and a Chuka produce a Dolly ?

  18. 18
    Tuscan Tony says:

    “Guido loves a happy ending…”

    “happy finish”, shurely.

  19. 19
    Clifton Fields says:

    “Derek Draper decadently pouring champagne at the Jury’s Inn Bar in Liverpool…”

    Given his habitually unkempt appearance I’d have guessed that Special Brew or Meths would be more to his liking.

  20. 20
  21. 21
    Steve Miliband says:

    What a pair of tits

  22. 22
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Can someone explain to Dolly what “Low profile” means?

  23. 23
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Who’s that bloke in drag dancing with Ed Balls – he doesn’t look very happy about it.

  24. 24
    Einstein was shit says:

    The well-endowed schnoz lady and the dusky chap, it’s classical opposites attract, y i d and yang, sorry, yin and yang, stuff, obviously.

  25. 25
    boulay says:

    or a Chukken Berger.

  26. 26
    Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

    Well we all knew Luciana was up for some rumpy-pumpy last night. She goes like the clappers acording to Sion. Unfortunately Chuka has been a tad to gentle and caring…she likes a bit of rough.

  27. 27
    Liberal Pervert says:

    Good to see the Liberals are firmly holding the Deviant ground.

    Liberal MP John Hemming divides his time between two women. One bl@ck, one wh1te. Then there is the small matter of young pussy.

  28. 28
    Champagne Dolly says:

    We are all in this together

  29. 29
    ;) says:

    I’d check your sources – some people are easily misled.

  30. 30
    Jack says:

    Workers of the world Unite

    PS Has Thuggie Whelan been spoted with some caviar ?

  31. 31
    Yasser Arafat says:

    Like her Leader you mean ?


  32. 32
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The Labour party have come a long way from beer and sandwiches.

  33. 33
    Bobby Socks says:

    Where was Watson ?

    Passed out ?

  34. 34
    Bobby Socks says:

    And where was Sir Bell-End of End Ball KBE and French underwear ?

    Or is he absent in Paris again ?

  35. 35
    Grammar School Boy says:

    Probably passed over!

  36. 36
    When ridicule kills says:

    A Fiat Mandy Panda I would think

    Nice and working class…

  37. 37
    Jack says:

    Macshame must be there as well

    Trying to find a TV camera I suppose ?

  38. 38
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    You have to have serious doubts about anyone who’d shag Sion Simon.

  39. 39
    Mandy says:

    I love the filthy rich

    But this New L

  40. 40
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    The Lib Dems seem to be a natural home for people with overactive libidos or a penchant for bizarre sexual practices

  41. 41
    Hugh Grant says:

    The Labour leadership swiftly disowned shadow Culture Secretary Ivan Lewis’s dotty plan to create a licensing system for journalists. But then Lewis has been gunning for the Press since September 2008, when it was reported that the then Health Minister had bombarded 25-year-old female civil servant Susie Mason with suggestive text messages.
    Miss Mason asked to be moved to a different job after making a tearful complaint to her bosses.
    Mr Lewis, who is separated from his wife, was dubbed a ‘text pest’ by the journalists he is now trying to muzzle. But I’m sure that’s not the reason he wanted to impose the sort of Draconian controls on the Press that the Soviet Politburo would have balked at.

  42. 42
    Mandy says:

    New Labour Party is too much

    They drink champagne, run around in Maseratis (which I awlays wanted and can now have) and boo the Supreme Leader who created them, the Blessed Toni Blair…

  43. 43
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Carlos Tevez done a Gordon last night.

  44. 44
    Empty Eddie Milliband says:

    I am all about thubstance as you know Guido

    My followers all all about champagne on the taxpayer

    And subsidised predators

    It is all werry fwustwating Guido

  45. 45
    She's a bigot says:


    You can do something almost as well as your Mentor, Psycho Brown

    You are learning to do slow-motion car crashes superbly…

    Keep it up please

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Why are socialists such deluded, unthinking, prozletising,swivel-eyed, piss stained, destructive,useless,non-productive,arrogant,sociopathic, greedy, confused, sleazy, two faced, lying, power crazed,corrosive, thieving, fat, hateful, ugly,humourless,hysterical,vindictive,manipulative,blinkered,cowardly,self-entitled,incompetent,aggressive, murderous,odious,lazy,paracitical, untalented,flatulent,innumerate,hypocritical,shamless tits?

    Just thought I would ask.

  47. 47
    Gordoom Brown says:

    Ok..ready to go..

    Toothbrush suit pocket ..You can add any image as a bullet in a paragraph the image has to be small like 18×18 px

    Suit jacket not tucked into pants You can add any image as a bullet in a paragraph the image has to be small like 18×18 px

    Socks on feet? Shoes on socks..You can add any image as a bullet in a paragraph the image has to be small like 18×18 px

    Check date of conference .. Oh bugger!

  48. 48
    Jasmin Alibi Cunt says:


  49. 49
    Jasmin Alibi Cunt says:

    They are cu’nts

  50. 50
    A Rose by any other name says:

    Turns out Ed made another error in his speech. He praised the head of Rolls Royce sir John Rose as the true face of British business unlike those bad bankers. Unfortunately (for Ed) Sir John left Royce’s in March this year and became deputy chairman of Rothschild’s banking group last week.

  51. 51
    Ed Milliblands slow buck economy says:

    In my experience, people who make a big show of being all over each other in public do so to hide insecurities about their relationship and generally dont last long. They doth protest too much. Isuspect their public show of affectaion is just another career enhancing stunt.

  52. 52
    The Public says:

    I like a nice bit of pointless gossip.

  53. 53
    David Miliband says:

    Would you like fries with that?

  54. 54
    Earth Bound says:

    So she’s slipped down the greasy pole then.

  55. 55
    Gordon Brown PhD says:

    I am a beautiful person & saviour of the financial world

  56. 56
    David Miliband says:

    I always think that a Saumur offers better value for money. It grows on similar chalk.

  57. 57
    Lard Presclott says:

    “Unfortunately Chuka has been a tad to gentle and caring…she likes a bit of rough.”

    Get out of my way, rough (with tiny penis) coming through!!

  58. 58
    Contents says:

    So in the phrase “tittle tattle, gossip and rumours”, what is it that you don’t understand?

  59. 59
    W.W. says:

    I have no doubts about anyone who would shag Sion Simon, they would have to be ‘a few MP’s short of a majority’.


  60. 60
    W.W. says:

    if she has been anywhere near Sion, grease will be the least of her worries.


  61. 61
    Bob Crow says:

    I’ll drink any old crap as long as it’s expensive and someone else is paying for it.

  62. 62
    Kenneth Che Guevara Chegwin says:

    Don’t forget these people are p*ssing in our faces and smiling as they take our cash

  63. 63
    Mike Handycock says:

    I have to go to a massage parlour for a happy ending.

  64. 64
    Hava Nagila says:

    Is there anyone involved with the Labour Party who doesn’t have some bizarre foreign name?

  65. 65
    Michael Jackson says:

    Many of you mocked me when I was alive. But thanks to me, the coverage of my doctor’s trial is fucking up Labour’s week. Hee hee.

  66. 66
    Orwells that ends well says:

    All piggies are equal. But some piggies are more piggy than others.

  67. 67

    Sally Bercow says…‘I love annoying people – it’s just the way I am’

    Convenient her pleasure is also her talent

  68. 68
    Derek Draper says:

    More Bolly, Polly?

  69. 69
    Mark Oaten says:

    Other way round in my case

  70. 70
    Joshua Tetley says:

    Nothings too good for the workers

  71. 71

    champagne = Labour

    Its what you get when you make sure other people do all the work.

    P.S. I have heard rumour that Labour are trying to delay (bargain with some people) an announcement until during the Tory conference to embarrass them, my guess is it is the charges dropped against Chris Huhne thing, but my source has dried up (under orders no more drinking) anyone got a line on this because I think it would be one hell of a bang.

  72. 72
    Sir William Waad says:

    It’s the rich man’s white lightning.

    Champagne is a clever way for the French to make thin, green, nasty, sour white wine and package it up as a premium product.

  73. 73
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    “Derek Draper decadently pouring champagne at the Jury’s Inn Bar in Liverpool…”

    So, he finally gets a real job, albeit as a barman. Bit of a come-down there Dolly.

  74. 74
    Spartacus says:

    Nanny says that alcohol is not good for you. Now sit on the naughty step.

  75. 75
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Does anyone have Gloria’s phone number? I am sure I can convince her to meet with me to discuss important political issues. She won’t talk to me in parliament, every time I approach she just blanks me

  76. 76
    Chuckie Yomama says:

    Luciana is not my lover
    She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one
    But the kid is not my son
    She says I am the one but the kid is not my son

  77. 77
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    Tevez’s missus will be right p*ssed off if he’s sold all of her gold.

  78. 78
    Ahem says:

    Ah but they are love-lorn, so this must be a cupid stunt then?

  79. 79
    Lucy Lastik says:


  80. 80
    Bon Vivant says:

    Like Cru d’Oil you mean?

  81. 81
    Bon Vivant says:

    Modulated. Whatever for?

  82. 82
    non believer says:

    “The beautiful people back together, Guido loves a happy ending…”

    I do wonder what it is about Chukka and Luciana that provokes this level of snide vitriol on this thread (and many others) from the rotund, greasy skunk haired, pockmarked skinned, bloated, gin blossomed nosed blogger known as Guido Fawkes.


  83. 83
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    It is about time that we introduced Russian and similar countries’ press controls, in this country. The media are making great politicians like myself look like troughing buffoons and it is entirely inappropriate for them to call some of us, Perverts.

  84. 84
    oddly helpful says:

    It’s a triumph of marketing over substance, which makes it an ideal accompaniment to the modern Labour party.

  85. 85
    She's a bigot says:

    Is C huka

  86. 86
    Co-conspirator says:

    Its all the champagne we drink, you see

    get over it

  87. 87
    Handycock, No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

    What a couple of Dogs. I need to have a word with John Hemmings and take him on some official trips with me to Russia and Azerbaijan. That will sort him out good and proper, he certainly won’t want to hang around these two, once he has been out there.

  88. 88
    Princess says:


  89. 89
    Anon. says:

    I like the pictures of Ed Balls ‘dancing’ the best. From his face, he looks like he is attempting the tango. Yvette looks like ‘Oh God, he is such an embarrassment, but I’ll just humour him…’

  90. 90
    Anon. says:

    Now Chukka, don’t be so touchy.

  91. 91
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Let’s hope Luciana isn’t giving Chuka something for nothing. Remember, chaps, it’s ‘something for something’.

  92. 92
    The Demented One says:

    Brown’s the name, Gordon Brown.

  93. 93
    Mikhail Bakunin says:

    That’s enough from you Mr Marx.

  94. 94
    The Cabinet Secretary says:

    I always thought that who Chuka Muthafucka shags was given away by his name.

  95. 95

    The clap doctor can clear most things up nowadays.

  96. 96

    But don’t you find it all a bit overblown?

  97. 97
    The Cabinet Secretary says:

    You related to Bigus Dickus?

  98. 98
    I want nothing to do with Labour! says:

    They are all sponging Hoons.

  99. 99
    PC clitoris says:

    Ive said it before and i’ll say it again Vicar what this woman needs is a big fat cock up her arse.

  100. 100
    Iain Dale's Dildo says:

    I’m sure Chuka would like to chucka his load all over the lovely Luciana tits. That sure would make for a happy ending.

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