September 28th, 2011

Overnight News

In these austere times we can always rely on Derek Draper to show solidarity with the workers:

His close friend Gloria was showing a bit of leg:

Love is in the air according to a co-conspirator propping up the conference bar in the Jury’s Inn Hotel.

“Luciana and Chuka arrived hand in hand at the bar at Jury’s very late last night and were all over each other. It maybe back on.”

The beautiful people back together, Guido loves a happy ending…


100 Comments

  1. 1
    Ah! Monika says:

    Jury’s Out

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  2. 4
    Joshua Tetley says:

    “Derek Draper decadently pouring champagne at the Jury’s Inn Bar in Liverpool…”

    Ahhh …. good old champagne socialists ….

    I suppose they let DD in for the entertainment factor – and with someone like him about everyone knows they are safe from having the piss taken out of themselves

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    • 19
      Clifton Fields says:

      “Derek Draper decadently pouring champagne at the Jury’s Inn Bar in Liverpool…”

      Given his habitually unkempt appearance I’d have guessed that Special Brew or Meths would be more to his liking.

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    • 67
      Derek Draper says:

      More Bolly, Polly?

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    • 73
      Bill d'Sarse says:

      “Derek Draper decadently pouring champagne at the Jury’s Inn Bar in Liverpool…”

      So, he finally gets a real job, albeit as a barman. Bit of a come-down there Dolly.

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  3. 5
    Sir William Waad says:

    Champagne at a Jury’s Inn. What next, caviare at Mcdonalds?

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  4. 6
    Joshua Tetley says:

    “” Luciana and Chuka arrived hand in hand at the bar at Jury’s very late last night and were all over each other. It maybe back on.”

    The beautiful people back together, Guido loves a happy ending…

    It certainly ticks some diversity boxes

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  5. 7
    Dick the Prick says:

    @Joshua – yeah, the tosser and the airhead boxes can be checked!

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  6. 9
    so what? says:

    Yes, draper is an idiot no doubt, but this is pathetic.

    Who cares?

    A total non-story.

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  7. 11
    David Shayler says:

    The more I see of Luciana Berger, the more I’m convinced she’s a spy for Mossad.

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  8. 12
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Del Piero’s an attractive woman – why does she hang around with an obnoxious gimp like Draper.

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  9. 14
    Luciana Berger, in her New Labour Maserati says:

    I hope Chukka likes my new auto…

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  10. 15
    Steve Miliband says:

    At least the voters of Liverpool finally get to see their MP

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  11. 16
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I wonder how many workers have been drinking champayne lately?

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  12. 17
    Dr Spock says:

    Does a cross between a Luciana and a Chuka produce a Dolly ?

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  13. 18
    Tuscan Tony says:

    “Guido loves a happy ending…”

    “happy finish”, shurely.

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      Steve Miliband says:

      What a pair of tits

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    • 23
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      Who’s that bloke in drag dancing with Ed Balls – he doesn’t look very happy about it.

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    • 89
      Anon. says:

      I like the pictures of Ed Balls ‘dancing’ the best. From his face, he looks like he is attempting the tango. Yvette looks like ‘Oh God, he is such an embarrassment, but I’ll just humour him…’

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  15. 22
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Can someone explain to Dolly what “Low profile” means?

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  16. 27
    Liberal Pervert says:

    Good to see the Liberals are firmly holding the Deviant ground.

    Liberal MP John Hemming divides his time between two women. One bl@ck, one wh1te. Then there is the small matter of young pussy.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2042445/Lib-Dem-MP-John-Hemming-s-wife-Christine-caught-CCTV-stealing-mistresss-kitten.html

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  17. 28
    Champagne Dolly says:

    We are all in this together

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  18. 29
    ;) says:

    I’d check your sources – some people are easily misled.

    http://alexmasterley.blogspot.com/2011/09/goldman-sachs-rules-world.html

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  19. 30
    Jack says:

    Workers of the world Unite

    PS Has Thuggie Whelan been spoted with some caviar ?

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  20. 32
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The Labour party have come a long way from beer and sandwiches.

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  21. 33
    Bobby Socks says:

    Where was Watson ?

    Passed out ?

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  22. 34
    Bobby Socks says:

    And where was Sir Bell-End of End Ball KBE and French underwear ?

    Or is he absent in Paris again ?

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  23. 37
    Jack says:

    Macshame must be there as well

    Trying to find a TV camera I suppose ?

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  24. 39
    Mandy says:

    I love the filthy rich

    But this New L

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  25. 40
    Hugh Grant says:

    The Labour leadership swiftly disowned shadow Culture Secretary Ivan Lewis’s dotty plan to create a licensing system for journalists. But then Lewis has been gunning for the Press since September 2008, when it was reported that the then Health Minister had bombarded 25-year-old female civil servant Susie Mason with suggestive text messages.
    Miss Mason asked to be moved to a different job after making a tearful complaint to her bosses.
    Mr Lewis, who is separated from his wife, was dubbed a ‘text pest’ by the journalists he is now trying to muzzle. But I’m sure that’s not the reason he wanted to impose the sort of Draconian controls on the Press that the Soviet Politburo would have balked at.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2042655/Will-Trades-Union-Congress-stab-Ed-Miliband-back.html

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  26. 42
    Mandy says:

    New Labour Party is too much

    They drink champagne, run around in Maseratis (which I awlays wanted and can now have) and boo the Supreme Leader who created them, the Blessed Toni Blair…

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  27. 43
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Carlos Tevez done a Gordon last night.

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  28. 44
    Empty Eddie Milliband says:

    I am all about thubstance as you know Guido

    My followers all all about champagne on the taxpayer

    And subsidised predators

    It is all werry fwustwating Guido

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    • 45
      She's a bigot says:

      Eddie

      You can do something almost as well as your Mentor, Psycho Brown

      You are learning to do slow-motion car crashes superbly…

      Keep it up please

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  29. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Why are socialists such deluded, unthinking, prozletising,swivel-eyed, piss stained, destructive,useless,non-productive,arrogant,sociopathic, greedy, confused, sleazy, two faced, lying, power crazed,corrosive, thieving, fat, hateful, ugly,humourless,hysterical,vindictive,manipulative,blinkered,cowardly,self-entitled,incompetent,aggressive, murderous,odious,lazy,paracitical, untalented,flatulent,innumerate,hypocritical,shamless tits?

    Just thought I would ask.

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  30. 47
    Gordoom Brown says:

    Ok..ready to go..

    Toothbrush ..in suit pocket ..You can add any image as a bullet in a paragraph the image has to be small like 18×18 px

    Suit jacket not tucked into pants You can add any image as a bullet in a paragraph the image has to be small like 18×18 px

    Socks on feet? Shoes on socks..You can add any image as a bullet in a paragraph the image has to be small like 18×18 px

    Check date of conference .. Oh bugger!

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  31. 48
    Jasmin Alibi Cunt says:

    Cu’nts

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  32. 50
    A Rose by any other name says:

    Turns out Ed made another error in his speech. He praised the head of Rolls Royce sir John Rose as the true face of British business unlike those bad bankers. Unfortunately (for Ed) Sir John left Royce’s in March this year and became deputy chairman of Rothschild’s banking group last week.

    http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/486c7014-e441-11e0-b4e9-00144feabdc0.html?ftcamp=rss#axzz1ZEtvtcOH

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  33. 63
    Mike Handycock says:

    I have to go to a massage parlour for a happy ending.

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  34. 64
    Hava Nagila says:

    Is there anyone involved with the Labour Party who doesn’t have some bizarre foreign name?

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  35. 65
    Michael Jackson says:

    Many of you mocked me when I was alive. But thanks to me, the coverage of my doctor’s trial is fucking up Labour’s week. Hee hee.

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    • 76
      Chuckie Yomama says:

      Luciana is not my lover
      She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one
      But the kid is not my son
      She says I am the one but the kid is not my son

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  36. 66
    Orwells that ends well says:

    All piggies are equal. But some piggies are more piggy than others.

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  37. 67

    Sally Bercow says…‘I love annoying people – it’s just the way I am’

    Convenient her pleasure is also her talent

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  38. 71

    champagne = Labour

    Its what you get when you make sure other people do all the work.

    P.S. I have heard rumour that Labour are trying to delay (bargain with some people) an announcement until during the Tory conference to embarrass them, my guess is it is the charges dropped against Chris Huhne thing, but my source has dried up (under orders no more drinking) anyone got a line on this because I think it would be one hell of a bang.

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  39. 82
    non believer says:

    “The beautiful people back together, Guido loves a happy ending…”

    I do wonder what it is about Chukka and Luciana that provokes this level of snide vitriol on this thread (and many others) from the rotund, greasy skunk haired, pockmarked skinned, bloated, gin blossomed nosed blogger known as Guido Fawkes.

    hmmm………

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  40. 91
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Let’s hope Luciana isn’t giving Chuka something for nothing. Remember, chaps, it’s ‘something for something’.

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  41. 97
    The Cabinet Secretary says:

    You related to Bigus Dickus?

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  42. 98
    I want nothing to do with Labour! says:

    They are all sponging Hoons.

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  43. 99
    PC clitoris says:

    Ive said it before and i’ll say it again Vicar what this woman needs is a big fat cock up her arse.

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  44. 100
    Iain Dale's Dildo says:

    I’m sure Chuka would like to chucka his load all over the lovely Luciana tits. That sure would make for a happy ending.

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The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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