September 27th, 2011

BBC and Sky Left Speechless

Just as Ed was laying into Murdoch the TV channels lost the feed from his conference speech. Murdoch owns the satellites. Ed has been talking to the hall and not the nation for ten minutes so far…

UPDATE 15.00: Back up, Baldwin will be raging.

UPDATE 15:20: A bun-fight is developing backstage as fingers of blame start getting pointed.


144 Comments

  1. 1
    Ed the Axeman says:

    The curse of Ed

    • 7
      misterned says:

      I guess some journalists don’t like the idea of a journalist’s licence.

      • 27
        Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

        Guido: “Baldwin will be raging”

        It’s worse than that – he’ll be absolutely snorting…

      • 40
        Twats on the telly tonight? says:

        He’ll be nipping out for a tray of pies soon.

        • 83
          genghiz the kahn says:

          Public Service Broadcasting at its very best.

          • Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

            You’d have thought that the BBC, wallowing, as it is, in a Jacuzzi of cash* would have managed to have UPS systems on the critical parts of their equipment to guard against such glitches…

            Public service broadcasting at its finest, as you say :-)

            * as recognised by Mark Thompson before he became DG.

      • 114
        The man who came in from the all woman shortlist says:

        Under Harriets plan men will not be able to hold the positions of leader and deputy at the same time as one of these positions must be held by a woman. This leaves the way open for the dream ticket prospect of Ed Milliband and Jack Dromey to run together.

    • 123
      Crikey says:

      Did he manage to get a few “Milly Dowlers” in. No surely not. That would amount to exploitation of her.

  2. 2
    yeah, right.. says:

    Has anyone noticed?

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Jonah-ed!!!!

  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The Murdochs strike back!

    I said at the time, Ed had to finish of Murdoch, If not Rupert will have revenge

  5. 5
    Hugh Janus says:

    How sad, what a pity, never mind. I had no intention of watching this odious creep (or any of the others) anyway, so no loss here.

  6. 6
    Uncle Ruppie says:

    ROFL

  7. 8
    nell says:

    No doubt gordon’s turned up!!

  8. 9
    Taren Capel says:

    Wouldn’t have happened under Blair.

    • 130
      SaltPetre says:

      His wife would be selling CDs of the speech in the lobby for £49.99 before the end of the day.

  9. 10
    Martin Day says:

    I blame sabotage by the conservative led coalition.
    Just wait till it’s David Cameron’s turn at his conference……

  10. 11
    Labour Spinner says:

    Bring on the dancing girls then…

  11. 12
    Toilets MacGuire says:

    Is there anyone in the hall to start with ?

    • 19
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Neo-Guido, Damian McBride, dolly draper and whoever is left from the bus load of people they bused into downing street in 1997.

  12. 13
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I wonder if Rupert is sitting in a big chair stroking a cat and smirking right know.

  13. 15
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ed really is an awful speaker, with weak disjointed material and poor delivery. That 16 year old was better.

    • 115
      council house says:

      “If it wasnt for the welfare state I wouldnt be here today”.

      yes, son, thats the problem…you and tens of thousands of others welfare state kids.

    • 139
      Grammar School Boy says:

      Toenails actually called it a “serious speech.” That must’ve been the bit we all (mercifully) missed.

      You can’t polish a turd but you can always roll it in glitter….

  14. 16
    Empty Ed says:

    It’s the asset strippers that did it…

    They stripped the satellites…

  15. 17
    For what it's worth says:

    Ooooops! Heavens to Murgatroyd, what a shame. Not!!

  16. 18
    cheche says:

    The best bit

  17. 20
    zenbadger says:

    can we switch it off again? this is dire.

  18. 21
    Anonymous says:

    Wendy Deng and a pair of insulated snippers at work!! Ha Ha ha

  19. 22
    Freedom fighter says:

    Thank you the BBC

    It is the only intelligent thing you have done for years…or has one of your technicians taken too much of the white stuff ?!

  20. 23
    Jack says:

    They pulled the plug on Ed

    Could not make it up…this is third world stuff…

    And could not have happened to a nicer chap !

    • 66
      Rat's arse says:

      There is a God !

    • 75
      jgm2 says:

      The BBC is obviously operating a ‘No platform’ policy for fuckwits today.

      Fucking hilarious.

      They’ll have to redo the speech or ‘use the words of an actor’ reading his lines like they used to back in the day when the IRA were banned from TV.

      Hahahaha. A silhouette of Ned giving it ‘too fast, too deep’ being voiced over by Tom Baker.

  21. 24
    Desperate Dan says:

    Ed “Boring” Milicrap is the most boring speaker in the universe. All those drama lessons, elocution lessons, waving your hands about lessons, twisty mouth lessons, blocked nose lessons… all for nothing. When the link to Liverpool was lost it was a blessed relief because he’s just too boring to bear. Boring, boring boring.

  22. 26
    Steve Miliband says:

    So it was Sir Freds Fault. It started in Edinburgh

  23. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Power cut… someone not checking the fuses are the right rating. Probably just replaced it with a bolt now.

    BBC continued with an “audio only feed” which I think was someone holding up their phone – good initiative whoever thought of that!

  24. 29
    I don't need no doctor says:

    It makes no difference to his rubbish speech. Judge for yourselves the level of muted applause, and that’s from the chosen sycophants.
    The BBC News channel was wetting itself when the broadcast went off air.

  25. 30
    AC1 says:

    As everyone knows,
    1)random data is much harder to compress.
    2)TV signals are compressed.
    3)there’s a fixed amount of bandwidth for the channel.

    Basically too much random crap for TV.

  26. 31
    Steve Miliband says:

    Are you a welfare stater or a go getter

  27. 31
    Anonymous says:

    COULDNT HAVE HAPPENED TO A BETTER PERSON AND PARTY

    AS YOU SOW, SO SHALL YOU REAP

  28. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Good auto-cueing from Ed when it resumed 14.55..” We are not people”…obviously a bit flustered and narky

  29. 34
    The kidz of Doncaster says:

    Who is this twot?

  30. 35
    David Miliband says:

    I wouldn’t worry too much. The test card is more interesting than boring Ed. And a lot more factual.

  31. 35
    Officer Crabtree says:

    Been watching the speech and I am massively underwhelmed. I had low expectations and he have fallen below them by some distance.

    Very telling that in the first minute or so he had a pop a Blair. This is an empty speech not designed to lay out any vision but to try to cozy up to the Labour base.

    It’s just a collection of banal soundbites that absolutely do nothing to show him as ant type of statesman.

  32. 38
    pinocchio knows says:

    Is he working with goof boards? [So used to him reading his script]

  33. 41
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Statment from aide to Rupert:

    “We were not aware of Ed Milibands speech, It clashed with the deep clean of our satalites to make sure they were not involved in phone hacking”

  34. 42
    dr. sipp says:

    how long was it off air

  35. 44
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Q. What do you call a scouser wearing a tie.
    A. The accused.

  36. 45
    Feral Labour supporters says:

    Some predator chav will have nicked the cable for the scrap copper.

  37. 47
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Will anyone get Nokia-ed for this tho?

  38. 50
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Just what does Miliband stand for. He is for everything yet against everything.
    A speech full of hypocrisy, soundbites and spin.

  39. 51
    Officer Crabtree says:

    He’s now banging on about supporting the producers. what next- a return to a purely agrarian society? Although he did also cite BAe Systems as a good company. Ha ha- Labour and the producers of baby killing bombs. There must be a load of ex-CND turning in their graves.

    Crap performance as well. Wooden performance and no conviction. I can see this playing badly with the rank and file.

  40. 52
    Unwanted goods says:

    This is always the risk of going to Liverpool. The scousers will steal anything including a crap speech.

    Says something that they chucked it back though.

  41. 53
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Has he mentioned the words “socialist or socialisim” in what has been broadcast?

  42. 54
    nell says:

    Good Lord. gaddafi is finding it easier to broadcast his message than militwit.

    Mind gaddafi is more interesting to listen to even when he speaks in arabic.

  43. 56
    Ewanme says:

    LOL !!

    Some alien listenin in to this bollox might think that Labore had bin in oppostion for decades , FFS !!

    16 fuckin months , I makes it .

    Apologies for me language , Guido , darlin x .

    E x .

  44. 58
    Steve Miliband says:

    What a c*nt

  45. 59
    I don't need no doctor says:

    After today Liverpool will be known as the City of Soundbites.

  46. 62
    nell says:

    Good Lord. gaddafi is finding it e@sier to broadcast his message than militwit.

    Mind gaddafi is more interesting to listen to even when he sp e @ks in
    ar@bic.

  47. 63
    David Miliband says:

    I’m going to stick my banana up Ed’s arse.

  48. 68
  49. 69
    Beness says:

    I thought all the junior party members spoke yesterday.

    Ah well a least a day of school eh.

  50. 71
    Some Folk. says:

    There’s no pleasing Labour is there?
    They complained when they left Gordon’s microphone on and now they are complaining when they turn Ed’s off.

  51. 72
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Just how he has the nerve to stand there and spout such hypocritical drivel is beyond belief. Did Hari write his speech?

    • 122
      Johhan Sebastian-Debbie Hari says:

      No but I did write the Gettysburgh address for my good friend Abe and my “I have a dream “speech was also particularly good.

  52. 73
    Sophie says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/8790913/Exam-board-to-penalise-private-school-pupils.html

    Meanwhile the Tories will down grade the marks & exam results those from private schools.

    Looks like rusty Dave was impressed by Ed Balls – “our education system should not produce winners”.

    This faux fake Tory omnishambles gets worse every day.

  53. 73
    Clarence says:

    Love it. I expect most TV viewers didn’t even notice.

    In the interests of balance, it is only right and proper that the BBC axes ten minutes of Cameron’s speech next week.

  54. 76
    laughing hangman says:

    There’s less wood in a totem pole

  55. 77
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    abolish the whip!

  56. 79
    Observer says:

    Was David Miliband seen loitering near the electricity socket?

  57. 80
    dr. sipp says:

    this speech has to be the longest political alter boy drivel in history

  58. 85
    Give up now Ed....even the fates are against you says:

    Rather sums up….Miliband’s disastrous leadership of the Labour Party…as he’s cut off in mid-flow…………….

  59. 86
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Someone once said that they would rather be lucky than good.

    Ed is niether.

  60. 87
    Uncle Roop says:

    This is the most humbling day of my life…… laughter off stage)

  61. 88
    Grrrrr! says:

    Listened for five mins on the wireless. Quite nauseating.
    Mr Bean talks to a room full of idiots.

    • 93
      sick of everything, ever says:

      Well done for managing five minutes!

      • 112
        misterned says:

        Four and a half of those must’ve been during the blacked out silence. I know that was the best part of his speech as far as I was concerned.

  62. 90
    Sir William Waad says:

    If you missed any of the speech, this will give you a flavour of it:

    “So I’m going to tell it straight. That’s the lesson I have learnt about this job and myself over the last twelve months. To be true to myself. My instincts. My values. To take risks in the pursuit of that. And to stand up for what is right.
    The moment it came home to me most was when I heard the terrible news that Milly Dowler’s phone had been hacked. Someone had hacked into the voicemails of a missing teenager. Deleted them from her phone. Given her parents false hope. As Justine said to me that morning, it was sick that someone could do that. That’s why I had to speak out [continues......]”

    The flavour being that of a very furry old humbug that has been overlooked in Ed Balls’ trouser pocket.

  63. 92
    I don't need no doctor says:

    BBC’s John Soper is wetting himself.
    Miliband must be a neutrino he is that lightweight.

  64. 95
    Officer Crabtree says:

    Even the crowd in the hall seem disappointed. Not exactly a rabble rousing, fire and brimstone kind of speech. Conference is all about firing up the troops. He has failed to do that. To his troops he looking like an Italian General about now.

  65. 96
    Tom Baldwins liebour Ajax supplier says:

    Only one thing to do when the lying hypocritical ku Nts start rambling on……just cut the feed!

    Its called karma Ed.

    Wonder if Tom will call me for a line or two to calm his nerves!

  66. 98
    Beness says:

    Richard Bacon seems to be in love with Ed Milliband over on Radio 5.

    Ed balls says you can always rely on radio 5.

    Yes “YOU” can cant you Mr Balls.

  67. 99
    Runner-up in the 3.30 at Cheltenham says:

    Ed kissed Margaret Beckett. Phew! Lucky escape for me then.

  68. 103
    Fake Blood says:

    Fantastic. Splendid work, shutting the little shit up. Doubtless, we’ll now have the institutional liars at the BBC shrieking about Murdoch even more but stuff ‘em.

  69. 104
    Tom Baldwins liebour Ajax supplier says:

    BBC 5 Lies.

    wish someone would cut their feed…..permanently!

  70. 106
    nelson muntz says:

    ha ha!

  71. 110
    Officer Crabtree says:

    Brillo has just made the whole ‘evil predator’ company vendetta out to be the empty soundbite it was. Andy Burnham was completely caught with his cock in the choirboy. Blushed, stuttered and then fell back on indignation.

    When even the shadow cabinet can’t explain your vision then you know you have a communication issue.

  72. 119
    the last quango in paris says:

    I think that it is Pravda BBC issuing an apology for the problem (ED) and promising it will get back on schedule (David) shortly.

  73. 120
    keek says:

    What was all that ‘new bargain’ bollocks about?

  74. 125
    Red Bell End says:

    Fatcher’s fault. Telly has never been the same.

  75. 126
    Voice of Reason says:

    All this fuss – these things happen, get over it.

  76. 131
    Anna says:

    Delicious! Really doesn’t matter what the truth is, or whether some Murdoch acolyte fixed – or unfixed – the satellite feed, just good to see the BBC get its come-uppance in its relentless campaign against Murdoch and his ‘power’. Which, as every discerning news junkie knows, isn’t a fraction of the power wielded by the BBC itself which is dependent on a tax levied on every television owner, not by a subscription paid voluntarily by those who want Sky, and who are happy to pay for Murdoch newspapers.

  77. 132
    Anonymous says:

    If it was intentional, can you blame Rupe or whichever underling was responsible?

    This is a political party that would like to see any news outlet he owns closed down – not because of phone hacking, that’s just the excuse. The reason is because he doesn’t support their socialist nightmare.

  78. 133
    Elgin's lost his marbles says:

    Funny, this only used to happen to Conservatives on the BBC with amazing regularity.

    Glad I didn’t buy a TV just to watch it, I’d've wasted some of my money.

  79. 142
    joescotus says:

    can you picture this utter tit going into negotiations with say putin or some other political hardnut……. ahh mr.putin …..the name’s fudd , elmer fudd

  80. 143
    Ed's Power Failure says:

    Love ‘em or loathe them, Labour leaders usually deliver a good speech even if it is full of bull. Ed’s speech was poor.



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