When Derek Draper announced his return to the political fold he smoothed feathers by promising to keep a low profile and to not visibly front his new venture. Which would explain why he was leading the standing ovations for Ed Balls earlier.
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Hiya Dolly you scummy twat!
Not sure if it would be better to insert Balls in Dolly or Dolly in Balls?
Either way would make a good act on Britain’s got no talent.
Also – Which of the Eagles is the uglier? The Lesbo or the Dyke?
Everything Ed Balls touches turns to dust – name something good he has ever achieved?
And yet the Labour faithful give him a standing ovation.
Balls is the modern equivalent of Michael Foot – ditch Blinky (plus a few other duffers) and the electorate might take you seriously in a few years
PERFECT
let these two deluded twats continue their plotting.
They just don’t get that the public are on to them. They are damaged goods and will go on damaging the Labour Party.
Keep them at the top !
So Balls has got the Clap from a Dolly.
“Absolutely Brilliant” could be misread as “Absolute Bollocks”
The more Dolly appears in public the worse it is for Labour. He is a constant reminder of how many sleazy, moronic scumbags are in the ranks.
All we need now is a photo of Balls coming out of a pub with MacBride.
Funny you should say that…
will publish it soon…. Wait for the day…. Timing is everything
Guido
Its has been suggested that Ed is doing a live Q&A on Twitter today, I wonder if you or a co-conspiriter could ask Ed how he feels about Dolly being welcomed back into the fold by Ed Balls?
This one is good.
“@Ed_Miliband Why if you want Labour leaders elected by members, don’t you stand for election by members rather than union block votes?”
Ed_Miliband Ed Miliband
During my #lab11 Conference Q&A, I’ll be taking your questions on twitter and answering live on stage. Wednesday – 5.45 Use #AskEdM
http://twitter.com/#!/Ed_Miliband
I said hello, dolly,……well, hello, dolly
It’s so nice to have you back where you belong
No, it isn’t.
podgy looking cun*t isn’t he?
He needs to see a psychologist (a real one).
Sorry Guido
But earlier today i posted a twwet from Toilets sayin about sewage come through the drain by the snack bar.
Looks like it was Dolly arriving after all.
Sounds like they picked the correct venue, sewage in the kitchen, sewage in the audience, sewage on the stage.
So he’s in favour of expenditure cuts now?
If I were there I’d be mouthing balls.
hmmm. that sentence went wrong.
Gobble gobble….spit..yeech!!!
Just for a moment I thought you were Mr Slater’s parrot. How is the old bird?
We are Shameless Labour
The warmed up version of the homo gang bang that was the Madman Brown’s administration…
Don’t forget me !!
I would have switched Parties back to them, but for the fact that they are mostly Benders. They would have taken a very dim view of my troughing and shagging trips to Eastern Europe and elsewhere. so I will stay where I am. Jahbulon
Dolly?
Worst.Tranny.Ever.
I’ve got my party back
Well Aaaalllriigghhhttt
What a complete and total cunt.
Harsh sir very harsh, as the line goes at least a Hunts useful, mind you i have fun just looking at the Labour morons present during their once a year shagfest, they realy are a very strange crowd, being kind there,ugly looking bunch which explains why they chose two backwards to run things “JEDWOOD” look at that Porcine guy stood behind Dolly the sheep what a twat you just know what he will think about anything, complete and utter bollocks.
What a coocking funt
That ain’t Dolly, Guido. That’s Jonathan Monger-Marbles May-Bowles, mate.
Hiya , Billy bumpile , babes xx
I sees that Marbowles on Adrian Voodoo Chiles telly thingy last night , darlin .
I thought he come over as quite coool , I spose x .
Bit twitchy but sane as any other gurner I’s had the misfortune to listen to in my short life .
Some thicko humans knocked his custard pies for destractin from the trial of some rich bloke but that jus made me laugh at them , sweetheart .
The way they went off on one like it woz as if the panto had bin ruined by a CLASSIC piece of pantomime .
Don’t be fooled by wordy *intellectuals* , bumpile , darlin !!!
We is surrounded by dunces .
E x .
P.S. Apparently , Johnny’s next target is The Pope . Bring it on , honey !!!
@Ed_Miliband #AskEdM People of the UK are subjected to forced payment 4 the BBC licence. This is like a dictatorship. U gonna stop this?
Dolly Draper? Low profile? He’s as discreet as a turd floating around in a bowl of fruit salad . . .
Oh, thanks – I was looking for that.
*scoop* *lick*
You one eyed tw*t – put your other eye in. He said “turd” not “bird” – not that I suspect with your perverted leanings, it being a female would have made much of a difference.
I’ll sue that plumber! He assured me on his grandmother’s grey hairs that the flush would work this time but, what do you know, up pops Draper again, as big and stinky as ever!
If dollys in charge of leading the ‘spontaneous’ applause, that probably means mcbride is in charge of beating up 80 year old ‘dissidents’ then.
RE: The Dale Farm fiasco.
There’s an epetition to change the law to that followed in Eire.
https://submissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/1309
signed!
Signed too, and urge others to do likewise.
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msgracefh Why, when I’m at #lab11, did someone just say “wow, ‘never kissed a Tory’? Want to start now?” 3 minutes ago · reply · retweet · favorite
I see Neo is working hard………
Is it an anagram, dear?
Stella Creasy just said the legal loan shark industry has had a boom thanks to the govt. I think she’ll find that it was Labour who put people in debt.
Interesting name, tho
It’s good that he’s back in the fold alongside bullyballs . Now labour need to innvite back damian mcbride to be their press spokesman.
This way we shall not forget what a vicious shambles these people and their henchmen were in government.
Stella finished by saying Labour will stand up to loan companies. I think Guido should do some digging to find out exactly what if anything Labour did about them. I have a feeling this is another case of hypocritical opportunism by Labour.
li bet they dont stand up to the co op bank
If Labour hadn’t had their cock up the banks’ arses for 13 years, ordinary poor people may have been better “served”, on terms that were realistic to their means, by these “listening” banks. Loan sharks are the last refuge of the thickest, poorest people in society – aka the very people whose interests Labour were supposed to represent.
Take out one loan and wrap up all you debts into one easy lump sum which you can default on and pay off by selling your gold teeth for cash.
Labour’s years in power summed up by TV commercials from 1997-2O10
Exactly how long have the Ocean Finance adverts been going – 10 years !! Its even got its own effing TV channel.
Balls doing a U turn on the deficit and as usual Sky and the BBC give him an easy ride. After what he did to the economy how on earth does any journo still ask his opinion on anything to do with the nations’s finance
Just how does he maintain that spent the night in a gutter tainted by his own piss and special brew spew?
Its not even attractive stubble, his face looks likee a ball of suet that somebody has rolled across a barbers floor
Dullest story yet? It’s a close call but you may have done it here.
There’s nothing dull about Dolly, apart from his intellect.
he’s the gift that keeps on giving. like herpes.
Dull? No it goes to show Labour are still the ‘nasty party’ by having that little shit amongst their ranks.
Ex spad applauds speech. Hold page 94.
And I’ll have you know we are the nicest kindest people on earth you snivelling malodorous twat.
Psssst…..” you’ve not seen me Right!”
Thats one Dolly that does not need cloning.
not bad billy, but don’t make it a one off
Has he taken the wife, or is it Greek with Gloria as that doesn’t count?
Remarkable similarity to a national socialist of yesteryear called Adolf, don’t you think ?
Balls is clueless. Brillo gave him a far too easy time today – why? Mind you
even Brillo must give up sometimes, I mean what’s the point in asking Balls any questions. Balls is definitely not all there in the head.
Balls the voice of shit.
Gordon Brown .. speech to conference.
I was reading the papers.
The story was about a man who had expensive tastes. He loved his wife and wanted to the best for her.
So each month he bought new clothes and luxury gifts and the couple ate out in the best restaurants. The husband put a little extra on the credit card, bu it was OK, the repayments were within his ability to pay.
Then he decided to put some extra holidays in exotic locations on the card. Some city breaks. Some spa treatments. Some fine wines and a new car each.
Soon his monthly income was less than the interest on the payments to his lenders.
I looked at this story and I thought… “what a fantastic way to run an economy! ”
Conference..there is still room to pay one card off with the other. To take out a third mortgage. There’s life insurance to cash in and pension pots to be taken early.
Lets spend our way out of debt and into power!
After all, .. it worked before!
Nice one Bill + 1
Even I get it , FFS .
E x .
OMG , SpodBot !!!
How did ya knows it woz me , hun ????
E x .
I’m no ventriloquist – what a gunt!
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Dolly Dogshit. Useless Hoon!
But it was alright, everything was alright. The struggle was finished.
He had won the victory over himself.
He loved Big Brother.
He looks like the bastard offspring of Johnny Vegas and Peter Mandleson.
As Ed Balls was listing the failures of nulabour in his speech, the audience clapped!
I am absolutely f****** bwilliant .
He has that sort of face you just want to smack….