Ed Miliband to Have Sex Change Tomorrow
For reasons Guido can’t fathom Harriet Harman and Yvette Cooper are hosting a ‘What Women Want’ meeting tomorrow at Labour Party conference. What they apparently don’t want is men at the meeting. However Mrs Dromey and Mrs Balls are giving Ed Miliband a sex change for the day and making him an honorary women so that he can address the meeting of the wimmin.
Charlotte Vere, founder of the more mainstream campaign Women On says she is
“astonished that men will be excluded from the meeting, not allowed in, left outside the door. … This is an outrage. Ed Miliband an “honorary woman”? Can you imagine a meeting to which only men are invited and Harriet Harman is an ‘honorary man’?”
It strikes Guido as a throwback to Harriet’s more radical looney left days…
Doesn’t matter. What’s said will be leaked, I’m sending Julian along.
What Wimmin Want!
Look no further than this post on Mumsnet for the answer.
Blimey, there are some seriously deluded fuckwits over there…
Harriet’s other half is an honary woman though isn’t he?
They organised things the this way at the Nuremburg rallies. The same, I burst in to tears, loved the dress, aren’t the children gorgeous, you were a man of integrity, wasn’t that woman a bigot, over and over again. Same person, many names perhaps? Or was it a concerted effort by supporters? All those gushing comments and not a whiff of dissent? Yeah right!
What women want: read it here
dunno why any fella would wanna be locked in a room full of uber left wing labour moonbat wimmen. the smell of fish must be disgusting
I thank God everyday I’m a Homosexual !!
What do men want?
I’ll write a piece for the Grouniad at once.
I have got that right – I mean left – haven’t I?
I know what I want – Gordon, – or Eddy babe, – or Gordon! , , , oh dear . . I’m going into one again . . . .
What Women Want?
I always thought that was money and a dam good f**K in that order.
Shoes and to nag
What Harriet and Yvette really want is a strap on.
you missed chocolate.
I think they want high heels, stockings, tight skirts… Oh, I better stop there and go and have a lie down with a picture of Harriet in full flow…
now that made me really vommit. who are these people?
and why did that not come under 28?
What women want ( contemporary english version)– at least £50, 000 a year spending cash, a 4 x4, about half a dozen multiple orgasms a week ( provider unspecified), three or four foreign holidays a year…oh and eternal life.
You omitted the endless supply of wrinkle and anti-ageing cream…
birds! i luv ‘em! phwoar!
What’s wrong with being sexy?
best headline all week – keep it up
I do my best.
And there was me thinking that Michael Foot was good at righting a suicide note
How is it that rabid sexism is ok as long as it’s Harperson doing it?
We will report this very positively – and slightly differently.
Thank you for your money.
Rabid sexism and Harriet Harman in one sentence…..works for me
Only Men can be sexist and only Whites can be racist.
I thought everyone knew that…..
No doubt Ed will be called Edwina for the day.
He’s halfway there…he’s a tit!!!
Thought Ms Dromey was already an “honourary woman”…………..not like me.
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Expose the left wing loons!!!!
Femi-Nazi’s. Very Labour that.
Does that mean I can cum too?
Behave yourself and where are my legal fees, you pervy shyster?
Good cartoon.
Not one of Rich and Marks then?
I know, it’s amazing! I actually cracked a smile at the cartoon.
Nurse!!
Honorary woman is quite apt for Ed. Physically weak, indecisive, secretive, gossiping and enamoured with shiny, pretty things are all traits we know and love in Weird Ed.
Plus if he ever went to prison, no doubt who would be the “Mommy”….
Is it his time of the month yet ?
Perhaps mad hattie could try this
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ireland/8783929/Irish-pensioner-died-of-spontaneous-human-combustion.html
Dont!!!!
I watched a program on the BBC years ago (Q.E.D i think or something like that) about that, scared the willies out of me, couldnt sleep for days, i thought i was going to burst into flames.
Was under 10 at the time tho.
If you don’t want to “spontaneosly combust” keep away from fires.
“a book written by forensic pathologist on spontaneous combustion and noted that such reported cases were almost always near an open fireplace or chimney. “
Cheers for the advice, what to do November the 5th?
Don’t tell the Catholic Church / Tea Party, they might use it aa ‘therapy’
With leftist women – how can you tell the difference?
Coz we iron, wash, do hand-jobs, – everything with our left hand!
simples!
innit
Maybe it’s in the hope Mel Gibson will turn up.
Least the other delegates know where to take the ironing.
* Claps *
“It strikes Guido as a throwback to Harriet’s more radical looney left days…”
Wasn’t there a time (late 70′s/early 80′s?) when she was involved with Peter Tatchell when he was trying to get it legalised for adult men to bugger children who were 14 years or younger? used to be on Wiki iirc? with evidence to back it up but has since seemingly been buried?
Labour have serious form. Amazing you never hear about any of it in the MSM.
http://labour25.wordpress.com/
We try our best. Thank you for noticing.
Now…. where can we find some more dirt on the Tories?
Thanks for that link – this Evil needs to be exposed – but is that true about mad hattie?
In American Indian culture it was assumed that women could not speak for themselves. They therefore chose a man, often a captive of another tribe, who was dressed in women’s clothes and rogered by all of the braves as a form of contraception for the women and relief for the men. In return for the rogering the “honorary woman” or “two-spirit” would be given gifts by both men and women. These male prostitutes would be allowed to sit in the high councils of the tribe (where real women were excluded) to voice the opinions of squawdom.
So there is a precedent here.
“the more mainstream campaign”
This would be “mainstream” in its secondary meaning of “two failed hard right tory candidates”.
Dear God this is desperate even by your standards.
Jimmy, what has happened?
We barely get one mildly funny comment per 20 posts out of you now.
Oh Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy!
Guido: Your #1 source for recycled tory astroturf press releases.
Jimmay your #2 for defending the indefensible!
We want Harman and Cooper to both fall under bus and die, quickly and quietly.
No way mate! – ever heard us Wimmin in prolonged LieBore? That ain’t nuffin compared!
Socialism, like religion, is both a conceit and a deceit. Applying logic to the premises of both is like trying to extract sense and logic from John Prescott.
Thou’s not ‘t big f’erra clout tha nars!
‘Your a big bloke, but out of condition. For me it’s a full time job’ Punches Gordon in gut and tips him over wall of multi-storey car park.
Doth that mean I will have my Balls removed?
If i had known this would be the result i wouldnt have bothered getting the vote
And Harperson bangs on about equalities.
What a load of bollocks, literally.
This typical of the old hard left Labour Party, riven by schism, back-stabbing, manouvering, factions and sexism.
Trust that Millpedant wears his little black number………with killer heels of course.
Charlotte Vere, mainstream, oh Guido, your sense of humour is as keen as ever.
Can’t wait to see Jacqueline Dromey on the platform in his frock, assisting his bestest friend Edwina Millitw@t. What a shower of shite. Isn’t there a Law against this kind of blatant sexism? Where do I make a complaint?
Anyway, Harman is more of a man than Ed will ever be.
Harriet’s master plan.
When i wath younger I wath a member of the ‘Men Only’ club!!
With the phenomilal amount of feminist and and gay rights ishooos so high on Labour’s political agenda, it’s a wonder they can still breed enough socialst to fill a conference hall!!
What this woman wants is not to have any part of the Labour Party whatsoever and not to be part of the looney feminist dogcrap on my designer shoes and must eat ten choc bars a day and chic lit, flick guff!
Try having a “Men only” meeting, or a “White police officers assoc” or a “Straight people only” group.
This PC bollocks gone crazy.
True. What are you going to do about it?
Can you imagine a meeting to which only men are invited and Harriet Harman is an ‘honorary man’?”
delete the word ‘honorary’ and you have the actualité
A nice new dishcloth and a shiny sink.
Fancy a windmill guvner? Going fast they are – they’re all being snapped up for Liverpool – be a shortage after!
I am bored, totally bored with Labour Party gimmicks. It is tiresome, tedious pointless crap!
harman frightens me in a way that normally only testicular “handcuffs” attached to the mains can!
Hmm. Powerful image.
I winced
Those more radical looney left days appear to be back and being shared by a Government Minister Lynne ‘Equalities’ Featherstone. Is there something we’re not being told ?
http://order-order.com/2011/09/19/quotes-of-the-day-2/
Remember how Lynne Featherstone and Harriet Harman got so upset when Ian Hislop said that Sarah Palin represents a big change because there was a good looking woman in politics?
It can be no fun for a woman to realise that she is a nine-pint job and no matter how she applies herself she will never:-
be a formula one racing driver
kill an enemy in hand to hand combat
win a nobel prize for physics
be a member of the Red Arrows
spend her own money on other people without wanting something in return
be able to put up a shelf that’s straight and level
master the intracacies of time-shift video recording
be able to fart in public without embarrassment
or stop soddding well talking when the discussion is over
What do women want?—it’s a trade secret!
Shouldn’t Harman be charged for killing giraffes? Cheapskate bitch only has 1 outfit
I’m crying, that is sooo funny!
No, no, no. She has that other outfit, the one that she wore at PMQs last week. It’s the black and white jacket that makes her look like a Robert Wiseman milk lorry.
Very Friesian (how appropriate).
Fuck off!
What Women Want
http://www.labour.org.uk/whatwomenwant
totty watch
I suggest you lot going all the way and having sex change operations.
Women having a sex change…
…isn’t that called an Addadictome?
I’ll get me coat.
Go boil your head you troughing expense busting cow.
Women want all the glory for bringing up the kids but don’t take the blame for boys who grow up into assholes.
How does that fucking work?
Architects of their own fucking doom if you ask me.
Women On? Their period? The pill? Drugs? Parole? The dole? Top?
Collective Bullshit.
Ed who?
“It strikes Guido as a throwback to Harriet’s more radical looney left days…”
That would be last Tuesday then, Guido
These looney behaviours have never left the Labour Town halls, something the Tory party in Westminster just doesn’t seem to fully understand. The country is crying our for democratic reforms to rid us of these idiots and the coalition is doing sweet F.A. to provide it.
They are weird. Quite unlike ordinary people.
Meanwhile, they are fighting each other too with Ed “bullyboy” Balls the source of trouble:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/sep/22/blairites-ed-balls-failure-traction
They just don’t get it
Harman organised something similar during the last election campaign in Walthamstow. It was a woman-only election meeting on public property (the council owned vestry House Museum) in direct contravention of the Representaton of the People Act. Local LibDems, Greens and Tories were too lily livered to complain.
Other features of the election included an 105% turn out in the High Street ward.
“…the election included an 105% turn out in the High Street ward.”
That would be the benefit troughing Muslims with their postal votes?
http://www.vizprints.com/lowres/47/main/1/148963.jpg
Want they really want is a right good multi million pound computer sysytem on t’state
We need an inquetht and we need the minither to wethign by lunchtime
What actually happened was that Harriet organised this for men and women, but it clashed with the rugby in New Zealand, guaranteeing no male attendance, so she made it wimmin only … it’ll finish with chardonnay, ice cream and a chick flick. Shame on Miliband for indulging this rubbish.
He’s a treacherous self-hating creap in so many other ways, why are we surprised he hates being a man?
“What Women Want”. After twelve hours of discussion, the meeting was no nearer a decision.
They wanted Ed as he is also good at repeating things six times.
I did some good trade afterwards.
… although several had managed to knit some really chunky sweaters.
Funny, I thought the EU human rights act had defined all people as gender non specific. QED, Harriet you are a reactionary sexist in need of socio/political re-education.
I feel that Harman is as deluded and insane as her former master. Caught a quick glimpse of her on QT last night. I had to turn it off as exposure to her tends to send me into a towering rage but she was still denying the debt was her parties fault, still blaming the Tories for everything and still judging everyone with that look that says “I’m one of the chosen. You are all just little people, one day I’ll be in power again and make you all suffer while I get wealthier off the public purse,”.
A truly horrible excuse for a human being. She genuinely feels that she is superior to everyone else. She knows best, you are all wrong, know your place. Which is an odd attiude for a socialist but then again not for hypocrite.
harman is no more a socialist than hitler
I bet she shaves more regularly
Hitler was a socialist National Socalisim abbreviated to Nazi. Shame, if he was alive that he could not join his fellow travellers at Harperon’s wimmin only show.
maybe a sponsorship opportunity for Dulcoease
or tampax
“Can you imagine a meeting to which only men are invited and Harriet Harman is an ‘honorary man’?”
Errr.. yes, infact I have long had my doubts anyway.
“What women want”
I’m f*cked if I know. Whatever they get, guaranteed they’ll want something different a couple of hours later.
Good, let the left turn back into what they were in the 80s – a bunch of middle class radicals concerned only with grievance politics. They were unelectable then and they’re unelectable now.
We’ll be talking about wimmminnss isshooos.
1) Fanny Farts
2) Female odours
3) Transgender Operations
4) Horrible Men and their habbits
5) More horrible men and their habbits
6) The amount of black curly hair on our welcome mats
Harman is a patronising grande dame who thinks that by insulting women and portraying them as a helpless needy minority she can carve out her very own “downtrodden women” constituency.
Good job her electors would elect an allegedly stupid gender-obsessive stuck in a 1970s timewarp, just so long as it wore a red rosette, then.
The two most insincere labour women ever. Shysters the pair of them.
Will the revolting Jacqui be there?
http://thesouthendviking.wordpress.com/2011/09/21/our-fraudulent-masters/
Did she leave her loony, left wing days?
She has got sexy eyes, though. Even though her politics are crap.
A visit to Specsavers for you methinks.
it’s just the restoration of the menarche.
Women! Too pathetic to compete on an equal footing with men? Join the Labour Party and Harriet Harman will tell you all about how you are second class citizens in need of special grants and special treatment and special wimmin only short lists and special wimmin only benefits.
There was no need to make him an honorary woman, he’s only a damned millipede, like his brother. And why was the other millipede not invited?.
I wonder what “The OLD DOOK” would make of these “shefemales”?
Is it any wonder that organisations like the EDL are mopping all those genuinely disenfranchised people who would have been natural supporters of the Labour Party in the past.
The Labour Party is completely out of touch with whats going on at grassroots level and is alienating its core voters on inner-city estates – no longer is it the natural party to vote for for the British struggling lower/working classes. In fact it is stuffed full of middle class self-righteous snobs who can barely hide their prejudice and class hatred.
I watched a youtube video recently of the leader of the EDL being interviewed on a politics show on Canadian Television by Michael Coren. I recommend you see it too. You don’t have to agree with the man – just watch it and see what you think?
If this guy is the far-right neo-nazi, hard-core racist, adolf hitler-incarnate we are led to believe then my name is Donald Duck!
And no, I am not an EDL supporter.
cartoon character looks more like Huhne’s new mistress…best be careful Milliband!
Fuck me! I’ve got no chance of getting in with me starting to look like Bernard Manning!
Miliband and his extended family should be evicted from their homes and denied all right to state benefits and NHS treatment in perpetuity.