September 23rd, 2011

Ed Miliband to Have Sex Change Tomorrow

For reasons Guido can’t fathom Harriet Harman and Yvette Cooper are hosting a ‘What Women Want’ meeting tomorrow at Labour Party conference. What they apparently don’t want is men at the meeting. However Mrs Dromey and Mrs Balls are giving Ed Miliband a sex change for the day and making him an honorary women so that he can address the meeting of the wimmin.

Charlotte Vere, founder of the more mainstream campaign Women On says she is

“astonished that men will be excluded from the meeting, not allowed in, left outside the door. … This is an outrage. Ed Miliband an “honorary woman”? Can you imagine a meeting to which only men are invited and Harriet Harman is an ‘honorary man’?” 

It strikes Guido as a throwback to Harriet’s more radical looney left days…


137 Comments

  1. 1
    RusbridgerFan says:

    Doesn’t matter. What’s said will be leaked, I’m sending Julian along.

    • 23
      13eastie says:

      What Wimmin Want!

      Look no further than this post on Mumsnet for the answer.

      • 110
        Jabba the Cat says:

        Blimey, there are some seriously deluded fuckwits over there…

      • 128
        The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

        They organised things the this way at the Nuremburg rallies. The same, I burst in to tears, loved the dress, aren’t the children gorgeous, you were a man of integrity, wasn’t that woman a bigot, over and over again. Same person, many names perhaps? Or was it a concerted effort by supporters? All those gushing comments and not a whiff of dissent? Yeah right!

    • 28
      13eastie says:

      What women want: read it here

      • 49
        fuck off Ed Milliband You're Crap says:

        dunno why any fella would wanna be locked in a room full of uber left wing labour moonbat wimmen. the smell of fish must be disgusting

      • 51
        Princess Polytwaddle, - leaning out of her Ivory Tower, displaying her silver spoons says:

        What do men want?

        I’ll write a piece for the Grouniad at once.

        I have got that right – I mean left – haven’t I?

        I know what I want – Gordon, – or Eddy babe, – or Gordon! , , , oh dear . . I’m going into one again . . . .

      • 55
        Lord Stansted says:

        What Women Want?

        I always thought that was money and a dam good f**K in that order.

      • 74
        Alexsandr says:

        now that made me really vommit. who are these people?

      • 107
        Ichabod says:

        What women want ( contemporary english version)– at least £50, 000 a year spending cash, a 4 x4, about half a dozen multiple orgasms a week ( provider unspecified), three or four foreign holidays a year…oh and eternal life.

  2. 2
    Denmark's First Lady says:

    birds! i luv ‘em! phwoar!

  3. 3
    Geoffrey G Brooking says:

    And there was me thinking that Michael Foot was good at righting a suicide note :(

  4. 4
    TJB says:

    How is it that rabid sexism is ok as long as it’s Harperson doing it?

    • 17
      The BBC's unofficial spokesperson says:

      We will report this very positively – and slightly differently.
      Thank you for your money.

    • 35
      Mr Dromeys (Mrs) personal sex slave says:

      Rabid sexism and Harriet Harman in one sentence…..works for me

    • 121
      Mike Hunt says:

      Only Men can be sexist and only Whites can be racist.

      I thought everyone knew that…..

  5. 5
    Billy Blofeld says:

    No doubt Ed will be called Edwina for the day.

  6. 6
    Nodrog Nworb says:

    Thought Ms Dromey was already an “honourary woman”…………..not like me.

  7. 7
    I meet a socialist once and the cunt nicked my wallet. says:

    michaelmeacher RT New Post @leftfutures UK Uncut to shut down Westminster Bridge in protest over NHS bill http://t.co/sERaoNpS about 1 minute ago · reply · retweet · favorite

    Expose the left wing loons!!!!

  8. 8
    Sophie says:

    Femi-Nazi’s. Very Labour that.

  9. 9
    Handycock says:

    Does that mean I can cum too?

  10. 10
    I meet a socialist once and the cunt nicked my wallet. says:

    Good cartoon.

    Not one of Rich and Marks then?

  11. 11
    Lord Lucan says:

    Honorary woman is quite apt for Ed. Physically weak, indecisive, secretive, gossiping and enamoured with shiny, pretty things are all traits we know and love in Weird Ed.

    Plus if he ever went to prison, no doubt who would be the “Mommy”….

  12. 12
    • 22
      I meet a socialist once and the cunt nicked my wallet. says:

      Dont!!!!

      I watched a program on the BBC years ago (Q.E.D i think or something like that) about that, scared the willies out of me, couldnt sleep for days, i thought i was going to burst into flames.

      Was under 10 at the time tho.

      • 60
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        If you don’t want to “spontaneosly combust” keep away from fires.

        “a book written by forensic pathologist on spontaneous combustion and noted that such reported cases were almost always near an open fireplace or chimney. “

      • 126
        Anon E Mouse says:

        Don’t tell the Catholic Church / Tea Party, they might use it aa ‘therapy’

  13. 13
    i'mnumbervi says:

    With leftist women – how can you tell the difference?

    • 34
      a fester of LieBore Wimmin says:

      Coz we iron, wash, do hand-jobs, – everything with our left hand!

      simples!

      innit

  14. 14
    Freedom! says:

    Maybe it’s in the hope Mel Gibson will turn up.

  15. 16
    David R says:

    Least the other delegates know where to take the ironing.

  16. 18
    Anonymous says:

    “It strikes Guido as a throwback to Harriet’s more radical looney left days…”

    Wasn’t there a time (late 70′s/early 80′s?) when she was involved with Peter Tatchell when he was trying to get it legalised for adult men to bugger children who were 14 years or younger? used to be on Wiki iirc? with evidence to back it up but has since seemingly been buried?

    • 42
      anonymouse says:

      Labour have serious form. Amazing you never hear about any of it in the MSM.

      http://labour25.wordpress.com/

    • 109
      The Other Bloke says:

      In American Indian culture it was assumed that women could not speak for themselves. They therefore chose a man, often a captive of another tribe, who was dressed in women’s clothes and rogered by all of the braves as a form of contraception for the women and relief for the men. In return for the rogering the “honorary woman” or “two-spirit” would be given gifts by both men and women. These male prostitutes would be allowed to sit in the high councils of the tribe (where real women were excluded) to voice the opinions of squawdom.
      So there is a precedent here.

  17. 19
    Jimmy says:

    “the more mainstream campaign”

    This would be “mainstream” in its secondary meaning of “two failed hard right tory candidates”.

    Dear God this is desperate even by your standards.

  18. 20
    All the wimmin in the planet huddled around the one computer says:

    We want Harman and Cooper to both fall under bus and die, quickly and quietly.

    • 32
      HaHaHaPerson and Yvadne says:

      No way mate! – ever heard us Wimmin in prolonged LieBore? That ain’t nuffin compared!

  19. 21
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Socialism, like religion, is both a conceit and a deceit. Applying logic to the premises of both is like trying to extract sense and logic from John Prescott.

    • 44
      John Presclott (Lard) says:

      Thou’s not ‘t big f’erra clout tha nars!

      • 69
        A feral Michael Caine says:

        ‘Your a big bloke, but out of condition. For me it’s a full time job’ Punches Gordon in gut and tips him over wall of multi-storey car park.

  20. 24
    Pre-op Red Ed says:

    Doth that mean I will have my Balls removed?

  21. 25
    Emily Pankhurst says:

    If i had known this would be the result i wouldnt have bothered getting the vote

  22. 26
    Penfold says:

    And Harperson bangs on about equalities.
    What a load of bollocks, literally.
    This typical of the old hard left Labour Party, riven by schism, back-stabbing, manouvering, factions and sexism.
    Trust that Millpedant wears his little black number………with killer heels of course.

  23. 27
    Scott Redding says:

    Charlotte Vere, mainstream, oh Guido, your sense of humour is as keen as ever.

  24. 30
    Rat's arse says:

    Can’t wait to see Jacqueline Dromey on the platform in his frock, assisting his bestest friend Edwina Millitw@t. What a shower of shite. Isn’t there a Law against this kind of blatant sexism? Where do I make a complaint?

  25. 31
    I meet a socialist once and the cunt nicked my wallet. says:

    Anyway, Harman is more of a man than Ed will ever be.

  26. 33
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    Harriet’s master plan.

  27. 36
    EdMiliband says:

    When i wath younger I wath a member of the ‘Men Only’ club!!

  28. 37
    Hugh Jundys says:

    With the phenomilal amount of feminist and and gay rights ishooos so high on Labour’s political agenda, it’s a wonder they can still breed enough socialst to fill a conference hall!!

  29. 38
    Libby says:

    What this woman wants is not to have any part of the Labour Party whatsoever and not to be part of the looney feminist dogcrap on my designer shoes and must eat ten choc bars a day and chic lit, flick guff!

  30. 39
    I meet a socialist once and the cunt nicked my wallet. says:

    Try having a “Men only” meeting, or a “White police officers assoc” or a “Straight people only” group.

    This PC bollocks gone crazy.

  31. 40
    The man who knoes says:

    Can you imagine a meeting to which only men are invited and Harriet Harman is an ‘honorary man’?”

    delete the word ‘honorary’ and you have the actualité

  32. 43
    anon says:

    A nice new dishcloth and a shiny sink.

  33. 45
    Dave Cam - he'll Con you if he can! says:

    Fancy a windmill guvner? Going fast they are – they’re all being snapped up for Liverpool – be a shortage after!

  34. 47
    A Real Woman says:

    I am bored, totally bored with Labour Party gimmicks. It is tiresome, tedious pointless crap!

  35. 48
    Ac/Dc/Ac says:

    harman frightens me in a way that normally only testicular “handcuffs” attached to the mains can!

  36. 52
    Anon E Mouse says:

    Those more radical looney left days appear to be back and being shared by a Government Minister Lynne ‘Equalities’ Featherstone. Is there something we’re not being told ?

    http://order-order.com/2011/09/19/quotes-of-the-day-2/

    • 119
      The Other Bloke says:

      Remember how Lynne Featherstone and Harriet Harman got so upset when Ian Hislop said that Sarah Palin represents a big change because there was a good looking woman in politics?
      It can be no fun for a woman to realise that she is a nine-pint job and no matter how she applies herself she will never:-
      be a formula one racing driver
      kill an enemy in hand to hand combat
      win a nobel prize for physics
      be a member of the Red Arrows
      spend her own money on other people without wanting something in return
      be able to put up a shelf that’s straight and level
      master the intracacies of time-shift video recording
      be able to fart in public without embarrassment
      or stop soddding well talking when the discussion is over
      What do women want?—it’s a trade secret!

  37. 53
    Dick the Prick says:

    Shouldn’t Harman be charged for killing giraffes? Cheapskate bitch only has 1 outfit

    • 76
      Nobody you know says:

      I’m crying, that is sooo funny!

    • 106
      Fish says:

      No, no, no. She has that other outfit, the one that she wore at PMQs last week. It’s the black and white jacket that makes her look like a Robert Wiseman milk lorry.

      Very Friesian (how appropriate).

  38. 56
    Ladyboy tweet says:
  39. 59
    A Real Woman says:

    Women On? Their period? The pill? Drugs? Parole? The dole? Top?
    Collective Bullshit.

  40. 63
    RMS Titanic says:

    Ed who?

  41. 65
    YorkshireLad says:

    “It strikes Guido as a throwback to Harriet’s more radical looney left days…”

    That would be last Tuesday then, Guido

    • 80
      Save us from Useless Politicians says:

      These looney behaviours have never left the Labour Town halls, something the Tory party in Westminster just doesn’t seem to fully understand. The country is crying our for democratic reforms to rid us of these idiots and the coalition is doing sweet F.A. to provide it.

  42. 66
    Andrew Efiong says:

    They are weird. Quite unlike ordinary people.

    Meanwhile, they are fighting each other too with Ed “bullyboy” Balls the source of trouble:
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/sep/22/blairites-ed-balls-failure-traction

  43. 77
    Eric Pickles Needs to Stop Posturing and Get A Grip says:

    Harman organised something similar during the last election campaign in Walthamstow. It was a woman-only election meeting on public property (the council owned vestry House Museum) in direct contravention of the Representaton of the People Act. Local LibDems, Greens and Tories were too lily livered to complain.

    Other features of the election included an 105% turn out in the High Street ward.

    • 113
      Jabba the Cat says:

      “…the election included an 105% turn out in the High Street ward.”

      That would be the benefit troughing Muslims with their postal votes?

  44. 78
  45. 79
    Lord Prescott of TopGear Slowlap says:

    Want they really want is a right good multi million pound computer sysytem on t’state

  46. 84
    Jess The Dog says:

    What actually happened was that Harriet organised this for men and women, but it clashed with the rugby in New Zealand, guaranteeing no male attendance, so she made it wimmin only … it’ll finish with chardonnay, ice cream and a chick flick. Shame on Miliband for indulging this rubbish.

    • 96
      Save us from Useless Politicians says:

      He’s a treacherous self-hating creap in so many other ways, why are we surprised he hates being a man?

  47. 85
    Sir William Waad says:

    “What Women Want”. After twelve hours of discussion, the meeting was no nearer a decision.

  48. 86
    annette curton says:

    Funny, I thought the EU human rights act had defined all people as gender non specific. QED, Harriet you are a reactionary sexist in need of socio/political re-education.

  49. 88
    dogsled says:

    I feel that Harman is as deluded and insane as her former master. Caught a quick glimpse of her on QT last night. I had to turn it off as exposure to her tends to send me into a towering rage but she was still denying the debt was her parties fault, still blaming the Tories for everything and still judging everyone with that look that says “I’m one of the chosen. You are all just little people, one day I’ll be in power again and make you all suffer while I get wealthier off the public purse,”.

    A truly horrible excuse for a human being. She genuinely feels that she is superior to everyone else. She knows best, you are all wrong, know your place. Which is an odd attiude for a socialist but then again not for hypocrite.

  50. 89
    Dudley Zoo says:

    maybe a sponsorship opportunity for Dulcoease

  51. 100
    Philip McArthur says:

    “Can you imagine a meeting to which only men are invited and Harriet Harman is an ‘honorary man’?”

    Errr.. yes, infact I have long had my doubts anyway.

  52. 101
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    “What women want”

    I’m f*cked if I know. Whatever they get, guaranteed they’ll want something different a couple of hours later.

  53. 102
    Ol' Blue Eyes says:

    Good, let the left turn back into what they were in the 80s – a bunch of middle class radicals concerned only with grievance politics. They were unelectable then and they’re unelectable now.

  54. 103
    Labour Wimmin says:

    We’ll be talking about wimmminnss isshooos.

    1) Fanny Farts

    2) Female odours

    3) Transgender Operations

    4) Horrible Men and their habbits

    5) More horrible men and their habbits

    6) The amount of black curly hair on our welcome mats

  55. 108
    Desperate Dan says:

    Harman is a patronising grande dame who thinks that by insulting women and portraying them as a helpless needy minority she can carve out her very own “downtrodden women” constituency.

    • 125
      Pseudonymous says:

      Good job her electors would elect an allegedly stupid gender-obsessive stuck in a 1970s timewarp, just so long as it wore a red rosette, then.

  56. 112
    I don't need no doctor says:

    The two most insincere labour women ever. Shysters the pair of them.

  57. 114
  58. 115
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Did she leave her loony, left wing days?

    She has got sexy eyes, though. Even though her politics are crap.

  59. 122
    Caster Semenya's Jockstrap says:

    it’s just the restoration of the menarche.

  60. 124
    Desperate Dan says:

    Women! Too pathetic to compete on an equal footing with men? Join the Labour Party and Harriet Harman will tell you all about how you are second class citizens in need of special grants and special treatment and special wimmin only short lists and special wimmin only benefits.

  61. 129
    gildedtumbril says:

    There was no need to make him an honorary woman, he’s only a damned millipede, like his brother. And why was the other millipede not invited?.

  62. 131
    billyboy says:

    I wonder what “The OLD DOOK” would make of these “shefemales”?

  63. 133
    The Road to Serfdom says:

    Is it any wonder that organisations like the EDL are mopping all those genuinely disenfranchised people who would have been natural supporters of the Labour Party in the past.

    The Labour Party is completely out of touch with whats going on at grassroots level and is alienating its core voters on inner-city estates – no longer is it the natural party to vote for for the British struggling lower/working classes. In fact it is stuffed full of middle class self-righteous snobs who can barely hide their prejudice and class hatred.

    I watched a youtube video recently of the leader of the EDL being interviewed on a politics show on Canadian Television by Michael Coren. I recommend you see it too. You don’t have to agree with the man – just watch it and see what you think?

    If this guy is the far-right neo-nazi, hard-core racist, adolf hitler-incarnate we are led to believe then my name is Donald Duck!

    And no, I am not an EDL supporter.

  64. 134
    Ed not Balls says:

    cartoon character looks more like Huhne’s new mistress…best be careful Milliband!

  65. 135
    Jaquie No Chin Smith says:

    Fuck me! I’ve got no chance of getting in with me starting to look like Bernard Manning!

  66. 136
    Icthyornis says:

    Miliband and his extended family should be evicted from their homes and denied all right to state benefits and NHS treatment in perpetuity.


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