Chris Bryant Replaces Richard Ingrams at the Indy
Guido has a sense that the Indy has, post-Hari, improved under the new editor Chris Blackhurst, the news values seem to have sharpened up a bit. It is somewhat questionable however that it is really as free from proprietorial interference as it claims on the masthead. Chris Bryant seems to have replaced Richard Ingrams as an Indy columnist, sadly his column isn’t quite as good as Ros Taylor’s parody of him, over which he threatened to sue the Guardian. Coincidentally Chris is a friend of Lebedev’s son Evgeny and was at a recent dinner party with the oligarch’s offspring. Evgeny “speaks regularly” to Chris Blackhurst, no doubt about the weather…
It is also said that the new editor is looking at the cost of the strip cartoon by Sally Ann Lasson. The current editor doesn’t find her as funny as the old editor Simon Kelner did, but then he is married to Sally…
Elsewhere the Telegraph is said to be contemplating hiring the Guardian’s feminist writer Tanya Gold for their political team. It would never have happened in Heffer’s day…
Wouldnt he have been better off replacing Hari?
Pants
Margaret Hodge and MP chums have questioned IPSA about their own expense rules- seems rather independent-not. Hodge would claim that 99.7 expense claims are accurate, I wonder if a proper auditor would come to the same conclusion??????
Guido, some digging is required I smell a rat. At a time when MPs are wrecking the pensions of everyone else there could not be a better time for independent assessment of MPs pay, pension and expenses. Why should their gold plated pension be reserved with the bonus of a house being given to them paid for the taxpayer????
His correct title is : Chris ‘underpants’ Bryant.
His correct title is Chris ‘underpants’ Bryant!
No, it’s Captain Underpants!
It’s your super soaraway Page Three Indy Boy
turning into a red top?
OMG !! He’s already managed to plagiarise half of my name and most of my wardrobe, FFS.
He’s a basket case.
He’s a typical attention seeking ugly stupid gay ginger
The laundry bills will soar.
They may vanish altogether
Is that a big yellow stain I see on his undies ??
Well this wont help them to be whiter than white.
Hmmmmmmm a little yellow, methinks !!
OMG, the Lasson cartoons. I had forgotten about those… I skipped over them when I used to read the Indy back when it was anti-Iraq. They were utterly pathetic!
You talk about mastheads Gwido
That turns me on
Like lashing myself to the Old Labopur mast (without knowing it)
Is that a Kojak ,with the new Jap’s eye len’s
One prick replaces another.
More like a wet fart replacing an old fart.
Ed replacing Gordon?
There is a rich goldmine of sordid, nasty, nefarious and brutal operations where we come from Guido
We find “Fleet Street” full of softies and greedy journalists who are easily bought
I am a thourogh ging Christian
That is why I do not ask questions about where someone comes from
The principle is that money has no odour…
Johann has a sense that the Indy has, post-Fawkes, improved in under the new editor Chris Blackhurst, the news values seem to have sharpened up a bit. It is somewhat questionable however that it is really as free from proprietorial interference as it claims on the masthead. Chris Bryant seems to have replaced Richard Ingrams as an Indy columnist. His column isn’t quite as good as Ros Taylor’s parody of him, over which he threatened to sue the Guardian. Coincidentally Chris is a friend of Lebedev’s son Evgeny and was at a recent dinner party with the oligarch’s offspring. Evgeny “speaks regularly” to Chris Blackhurst, no doubt about the weather…
It is also said that the new editor is looking at the cost of the strip cartoon by Sally Ann Lasson. The current editor doesn’t find her as funny as the old editor Simon Kelner did, but then he is married to Sally…
Elsewhere the Telegraph is said to be contemplating hiring the Guardian’s feminist writer Tanya Gold for their political team. It would never have happened in Heffer’s day…
Very good, very good
That’s me sorted.
Excellent stuff. You’re brilliant Johann. If you have any trouble at the Indy I’ll try to get you back in the Guardian.
OMG !!
Why’s that guy got his socks stuffed in his Y-fronts ??
E x .
The Independent is irrelevant.
The I is successfully targeted at School-age readers, it is not irrelevant but rather ptentially dangerous.
Who the fuck reads newspapers anyway?
I quite like reading the crossword clues, dear.
Elsie dear, you were 83 and a quarter six months ago.
He must be using childrens size socks eh!
We, New Labour, will take our Maseratis from anyone who will pay for them
Dixit “Lord Arthur Christian Madoff Madlsohhnn of that Ilk”
Guido
You and some of us fellow window lickers have worked this question of PFI for years
I now see on Sky that some (new) hospitals are threatened with closure because of the exobitant terms agreed by the Labour Government
This is reaching scandalous, outrageous and unacceptable proportions
Who are these leeches fleecing the British taxpayer ?
They are sitting in Monte Carlo and other watering holes pissing on the British People
The Usual Suspects
We are all in this together
…and did they make any political donations to the Labour Party?
None
According to the Director of Public Prosections
(Appointed by them)
Or individuals of the labour party?
plenty of lubricants on the shelf behind
or skiddies !!
The homos have a good system
When one is fired he has to be replaced by another
Regardless of his qualifications etc
That is called positive discrimination
which is contrary to any idea of the Rule of Law
Normal, they are different from you; they come from the breed known as Homo Slurpians.
Bigot!
Does that mean that one Homo Bishop in the Church of England has to be replaced by another Homo ?
And as my doctor always says
One plastic replacement arsehole has to be replaced by another plastic replacement arsehole
It is a medical fact…
It all sounds so natural
For real??
Is there any other kind?
this thread should come with a health warning given the photo at the top
Vomits and then vomits again
If you google my ‘images’ you’ll find it’s by far my best photo
Pressing some buttons rightt now..
Deviant!
Never read the Indy. The DT is clutching at evermore flimsy straws. They’ll all be gone, in printed form, within five years or so.
Ms. Gold as a Barclays Bunnygirl should knock another few thousand a week off the circulation of the Labourgraph.
It’s lovely up the Rhondda
The Church of England supports you the while way
(I am told you were in one of our seminaries – sad we could not keep you in the fold)
“whole way”… sorry
Too much druid juice…
Sally Ann Lasson? Tee hee.
Does she have any tattoos?
Maybe the Indy wants the first scoops on phone hacking?
And is the Independent itself a oxymoron?
We control the Indy do not vorry…
We will subvert you from the inside
Old KGB tactic
or you vill break their heads or polonium them you mean?
Us oxymorans should stick together , babes x
E x .
Keep it light Ewanme
You add a lot to this great blog…
xx ooo
LMFAO !!
I only does light , Bobby .
Thanx for the chuckle .
E x .
Fuck off you androgynous tart.
We used to either blackmail homos or teach them a lesson on the male wing of the Gulag…
Have you stopped the Gulag then ?
His column looks OK from here.
Are you a disc jockey or knob a jockey then ?
That comment is so pigotted. Pigotted comment.
Lester Piggott?
Nice cheese that red Lester. Innit.
How many noddies have been arrested today ?
And journalists ?
I think the rate is declining
Or perhaps there are no more clean noddies in the Met to arrest the hundreds of bent plods and hacks ?…
I have just come back from my free spa and massage
My wife is happy
So do just shuv off and look eslewhere…
I and my team of mistresses have full confidence in the Met
Fuck off with your lip otherwise I will have to get my men to taser you with an unapproved and untested weapon. The miserable fuckers pulling the trigger aren’t trained either!
Policing Badly In The 21st Century – It’s What We Do Best (c)
Moaty was a horrible Hunt. Good riddance.
So are most of the fuckers in Westminster. I’ll hold your coat.
I think you are corrputing the souls of the whole of Britain Guido
Souls ? in Britain ?
ROFL
souls?
Can you show me where in the body this “soul” is?
Bottom of the foot Billy…
I’ll get my coat.
Is that the only plaice ?
“Corrputing” is what they do in Moscow, I think.
The Indy is shit!
You are too!
Keep it light, pot.
You contribute a great deal to this fine blog.
Billy is a legend.
Pardon?
a bellend
Light and mild – like Billy’s comments!
shite and wild more like
Guido
I need you help
I was summoned to $Hampstead$ the other day
I was told by the $hedgies$ of my Ilk to pull myself together
They are all prickly and howwibble wibble
The DT, once again moves closer to becoming a full-blown lefty rag.
The B@rcl@y brothers seem to have only bought the DT so that they could destroy it. It used to be the only broadsheet to make a profit, but now loses , millions. I mean, look at the circulations of the Guardian and Indy, clearly, left-wing broadsheets are the way forward!
The DT is just another component fo the conspiracy. Much like that ginger fake Heffer!
At least the Labourgraph has a few non-leftie bloggers.
Feminist writings in the DT.
Chaps at the club will be pleased. They have been writing to the letters page on this for years…
Actually, now I think about it it wasn’t for that. It was for more cricket coverage.
LOL
Cricket is far more easier to work out than a woman.
and Cricket is far less dangerous.
Far more boring however.
Depends on your point of view.
The crease is mightier than the stump.
You’re not wrong there, Dave!
How did you know it was me?
Stab in the dark.
Billy, in bowling terms is there such a thing as a ‘reach around’? If not, why not?
What a flabby c’unt!
‘is he a big poof ??
or a Master Baiter ??
Smell my cheese!
Useless, left wing exploit hoons at the Indy!
Will be interesting to see what subjects he chooses mmmm let me think what hes spoke about recently ………..
Todays glimpse of Great britain , was in way presented quite honestly , the PM was abroad , with many still thinking on the news reels of the riots , to make the comparisons to cool brittiania are not necessarily correct , for cool brittiania was about polished silver (having been given a good set of economic books) , and a confident brand of new things .Great Britain is not a weak fascilmile , it is a bit of marketing to say somthing about home and abroad , not too indulgent , a reminder perhaps and a perspective for all the events of 2012 , which some people will be happy to think on . Those expecting it to sell things as cool brittiana did, havent really thought about how people in others countries saw brittain in the riots . It perhaps helps tourism and the people who will be enjoying the tourist expereince and cultural heritage .
A more business targetted campaign is difficult as the premium brands of cool brittania are not really as much on peoples purchase list , british food does well at christmas and we do produce some high quality foods . as much as the banks and insurance are a little publically disliked , there is still business to be done , so realiable and trustworthy from competant companies who are skilled (if we no longer can correctly do sound financial , no point really ) , so a bit of back to good realiable trade and finance on competative margins , is perhaps a welcome port in these troubled times , that shop front may need a deep refresh , longer term its up to the companies to rebuild the reputation ,to keep customers .
The popes speech was most interesting on those that could discerne , we cannot live purely in the confines of a synthetic mind economy , but then my blogg name has been on similar lines for some time .
Dan hannahs thought that “the whole economic concensus since ww2 has been wrong” , may have been a little too reactionary , but it at least asked the question if the essential mechanistic underpinnings of manufacturing economies had been , shorted and rigged in impercievable steps by technology , to the all to reactive set up we now see of centres of money ,that require no reciprocity to location other than better returns.
Larry hasnt seen any sign of smoke yet , from HMS tyrant in Liverpool , seems as though they are still considering options , dont know if they have enough kevlar twill to go round .
God, you do go on a bit.
Chill out man.
Even I couldn’t be arsed to wade through that.
–verbose
Boil it down, old bean, there’s a good chap.
Not a Machine is really Billy Bowden under another moniker. The appalling spelling and grammar blows his cover.
Beep. Dalek alert.
Can somebody please unplug him or take out his batteries?
“It is also said that the new editor is looking at the cost of the strip cartoon by Sally Ann Lasson.”
When it comes to cartoons you get what you pay for. I hardly need to tell you that.
*chuckle*
says the rich & mark of the comments section.
I can draw a puppy
You’re hired. Show us your puppies.
… and from the text, it is not clear to whom Sally is married. 50/50 chance of being right/wrong.
Much better Jimmy.
Tonight’s Question Time has the vile Harriet Harman. Ordinarily I’d give it a miss when she’s on as I don’t like my blood to boil, but Priti Patel is also on the panel and she’s very yummy. She’ll hopefully tear Harman to shreds. Plus Vince Fable and Ian Hislop are on, so it should bring some lols.
Must-see BBC telly, then?
No celebrity cook?
Wot, no celebrity cook?.
No, plenty of cocks.
Its tempting to watch as Harman is extremely Dim and as usual will be able to conceal this fact.
unfortunately so is Patel. Probably worth 50p to suck you off, but a complete moron and, unfortunately, not afraid of showing it.
U2 can aspire to greatness, now let me think, the right thing to do, what is the right thing to do? (metaphysics question is lost on Harriet).
Not again? She obviously has nothing to do of an evening.
Why is Hattie on QT so often?
She needs to supplement her pension pot.
The Guardian is utter exploitive crap!
Chrispy, shitty Brown pants.
I’m a tangerine.
Oi! That’s my gig you fucker!
The Guardian/ Graniad is left wing, brainwashing, exploitive crap!
A little OT Gaydo, but I’m looking at my dairy and trying to fill in some blanks.
Are we donning our wigs and high heels on the 5/11/11, to go mincing about in SW1, or not?
It’s on a Saturday this year and I normally go to bingo. I need to know what’s in the pipeline.
Thanks, Guido.
The Telegraph is left wing exploitive brainwashing crap as well.
@ the various incoming commenters: They have all gone to the pub and left me in charge. Please hold the line while I discard your contributions.
Piss off Billy.
Anyone know if this massive NASA satellite that’s due to crash to earth tomorrow can be thrown off course and redirected to a certain residence in Fife?
That’s one tooth free for Fife.
It could land anywhere, I think. I’m taking my ubmrella tomorrow, rain or shine.
It’s then got to penetrate your thick fucking skull, so I shouldn’t worry too much pet.
lmao. Get her, mate.
lol @ Anonymous, and I mean AT. Pitiful creature.
Piss off you little shit.
If it does AGW will finally have a death toll.
As it was a AGW “proving” satellite which failed to find proof.
I will be Labour Leader
$Hampstead$ has rightly decided that my adolescent brother should be pensioned off before he becomes an adult into one of their $hedge$ funds..
I think that is fair don’t you Guido ?
And you will be our Shining Light oh David
That intellectual brilliance that will lead us into instant economic prosperity after your years of Labour ruinous goverment
Oh we do so believe you…
Just as Ed Milliband has trouble putting on his trousers
I think Davy Milliband has problems tying up his shoes
Please God spare us from these garden gnomes…
I say… do you mind awfully if I carry on kicking you tax paying wankers in the teeth?
Dale Farm travellers still receiving benefits on illegal site
Families at Britain’s biggest unauthorised travellers camp are still being paid housing benefits by the council trying to evict them – even though it has deemed their homes illegal.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8782163/Dale-Farm-travellers-still-receiving-benefits-on-illegal-site.html
Now leave these nice Irish people alone
They have houses and a fortune at home
But they also have their ‘uman rights here in Broken Britain
I will represent them (for a large fee paid by the UK taxpayer)
Gave up caring 30 years ago.
If that isn’t a call to arms and a kick in the arse to encourage tax evasion I don’t fucking know what is.
FFS, why the fuck do I bother paying tax if the c’unts in charge are paying lowlifes like that?
“Rent and council tax rebates are being paid to around 25 of the “households” on Dale Farm, Basildon Council has confirmed. “
And how many of the council pen-pushers who have been paying housing benefit on illegal homes will be fired for gross incompetence ?
And how does it cost £18m to shift 31 sets of Pikeys ? For f*ck’s sake, that’s almost £600,000 each ! One missile would be cheaper and a damned sight more effective.
Don’t forget there are 150 overpaid lawyers involved being paid by Legal Aid
Defending the uman rights of those who allready have all their rights and more in Ireland
The cynical abuse of the taxpayer by the legal profession is obscene
It’s what we do best – plesae respect the majesty of the law
I could help – and it would be a pleasure!
Well bloody well get on with it then. You are all talk and no trousers – just like underpants in the piccy above.
“About 15 mobile chalets on the site are rented out by C Jenkin & Son, a company based in West Sussex.
A spokesman for the company said around six of its units were funded by the council through housing benefits.”
Isn’t greed great!
i dont really consider the pikeys to be at fault.ater all they are being exploited by vested interests, lawyers, ‘ooman rights activists ,media bigging up it all out of proportion ,shagged out old washed up hag faced actress paddy bb winner. at least we did’nt have to pay for an interpreter… did we ?
What’s bugging the modbot, then? I wish I knew because then I might be able to realign my comment, Guido.
I’m your biggest fan, BTW.
Do fuck off.
lmao !!
Are you being serious?
You’ve got one more chance to tell me you were joking.
OH MY GOD!!
Another blogger takes itself seriously, shock horror.
LMFAO!!
E x .
You couldn’t make it up.
Ha ha, sunshine. They just don’t get it.
Must dash blah blah….
You are over your quota for the day Billy !
I will be a travellers’ portacabin today
I think God has a wicked sense of humour to have ever allowed you to become Prime Minister of Britain
What did we do to deserve this lonney tune ?
You chose the way of evil, greed and wickendess…Bish…
Maybe God thought we needed to see what happens when the ultimate evil fool, who has uncontrolled urges to spend everybody else’s money on trivia and then leave everyone in chronic debt, is put in charge!!
here comes one of my brown trains, whooo, whooo
I love Oligarchs Guido
Especially a bot perverted like me
They are helping me to become filthy rich
Dont’ you approve ?
I really do wonder whether mandy and his pal nate know where saif is hiding. I really do wonder.
Gstaad ?
Or Regents Park ?
I know where he is…
A luxury yacht out in the mediterranean perhaps?
Off Corfu ?
Don’t tell me…
Tsk! D’ya mean that MI5 isn’t already watching these people and looking there for this international fugitive.
C’Mon MI5 let’s get on the job!!
OMG Guido
My bankls shares are falling through the floor
Can you persuade the British taxpayer to bail us out again
My bonus of £1.24 million is in the balance now…
You should be in jail, as Max Hastings recently wrote
Not obscenely asking the British taxpayer to guarantee your fucking bonuses AGAIN….
You just need to talk to mandy or bliar (or fred the shred with his lovely annual pension) they all have plenty of money, they’re socialists and they will want to do the decent thing and help (bail?) you out.
Isn’t that called scraping the barrel?
Has Britain no pride left ?
Flogging ma
Flogging major newspapers to doubtful and violent foreigners
Do you expect those newspapers to become anything but an international disgrace ?
I think you are overstating the issue by calling the indy ‘a major newspaper’
It’s hardly a national treasure!!
Pride is the Gay Parade.
Dispatches on B Liar on Monday
Oh Good! Are they going to reveal his true links with the gaddafi family?
Are they going to details his hidden companies, the company balance sheets and the company sources of income?
Are they going to talk about his bosom pal kadame?
Need I go on?!!
Yes please go on.
Channel 4 8pm.
Comment on the DT about Amadinnerjams spouting at the UN
The Iranian president and loony said,
“”By using their imperialistic media network which is under the influence of colonialism they threaten anyone who questions the Holocaust and the September 11 event with sanctions and military actions,” he said.”They view Zionism as a sacred notion and any question regarding its history is condemned as an unforgivable sin,”
Dinosaur_egbert
said
“Any one would think he’d been reading the Grauniad.”
or watching AlJaBeebya.
Tony money is all that matters to me Blair.
Ed Dowler Miliband.
Tom it’s only the NOW owned by the evil Murdochs that has been phone hacking Watson.
Ed I know everthing about fucking up a country’s finances Balls.
Yvette I’m the most insincere smug faced bitch MP Cooper.
Harriet I’m a bitch hypocrite of the highest order Harman.
Peter it’s a secret how I can afford a £8 million home bought for me by a oligarch Mandleson.
There’s plenty more if anyone wishes me to carry on.
Lovely people
True models for the rioting youths of Britain…
Apart from you, nobody gives a flying toss. Now go out into the real world and get a JOB.
The only ‘passing apathists’ as you call them are labour.
brown, bliar, bullyballs, the militwits et al are all hoping we are conveniently forgetting the travesty that was the labour government of the last 13 years.
*Economic incompetence on a scale never seen before anywhere in the western world.
*Profitable personal friendships with tyrants that turned some labour folk into million/billion-aires.
*Wars waged on lies that left Dr David Kelly and thousands of other innocent people dead…..
Rest assured we are NOT forgetting!
The only ‘passing apathists’ as you call them are labour.
brown, bliar, bullyballs, the militwits et al are all hoping we are conveniently forgetting the travesty that was the labour government of the last 13 years.
*Economic incompetence on a scale never seen before anywhere in the western world.
*Profitable personal friendships with tyrants that turned some labour folk into million/billion-aires.
*Wars waged on lies that left thousands of innocent people d e ad…..
Rest assured we are NOT forgetting!
You *will* forget. You *will* forget. Look into the whirly screen. Look deep into the swirling colours. Relax. Everything is the evil Torys’ fault. If you step in dog shit tomorrow, William Hague is responsible. Look into the colours. David Cameron personally hacked Milly Dowler’s phone. Relax. Give us your money.
Coming back into the room, now. Wakey-wakey. We will now return you to Andrew Marr sucking off Ed Balls.
Tell you Summert.
Something has gone seriously wrong in America in very recent years.
NASA has pulled out of Space.
Their president is a socialist Muslim.
They are printing money as fast as they can.
They now prefer Palestine to Israel.
Piers Morgan is over their TV screens like a rash.
They have succumbed to Al Gore’s global warming scam.
Gordon Brown lectures at their Universities.
And they think Pippa Midleton is the Queen of England.
Superb
And what is shattering is that it is virtually true…
God save us all…
And God Save The United Arab Emir….er….. I mean God Save The United States of America.
And on the downside…..?
Herro! We’re your new overlords.
A woman’s body has been found washed up on a beach in the Mull of Kintyre.
Could it be Heather?
I do hope so.
They can’t employ Coco the Clown in every newspaper. I do not read any of their brainwashing, exploitive, bull. Makes no difference to me. I prefer to get Real news from blogs. Can’t be arsed with made up shit anymore
Is Lebedev’s son called Dorothy?
The ‘man’ is a fool and not made of the right stuff – what sort of society is it where such a man is taken, by some who should know better, seriously?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/8782895/CERN-scientists-break-the-speed-of-light.html
Some interesting News at last
That’s gotta be heavy shit, man.
Good form, sir! Always nice to see a physics joke amongst the knob gags!
Bet you it’s wrong. There’s one speed.
Cherenkov radiation?
NHS and Fire brigade spending disasters. Its been 3 days with out a phone hacking story.
Lets hope something breaks tomorrow or we might have to mention the debt again.
Stop taking my masthead down you unnatural heterosexuals
When will we accept incest as much as homosexuality ?
Does the loony perverted left want to legalise incest ?
How about legalising incestuous marriages ?
They are as natural as homosexual marriages
After all it all love”
I want to marry a sea lion called Bertha, but the law won’t let me, bwaaaahhhh!
You are the Rt. Hon. James Gordon Brown, MP
*Folds*
They are all fucking exploitive lying hoons. They can employ a rabid rabbit in all their newspapers. Would anyone notice the difference? It is all crap! Jog on!
Not to worry – who reads the dead tree press much anyway.
Best to stick to Guido’s Blog.
What!? Billy bollocks nonsense? No thanks!
Bill is far superior and a thousand times more genuine than anyone on the graudian including polly twaddle or sirmichael twite so don’t knock him!!
If you want the the hits, stop moderating the things you don’t like. You are Libertarians, are you not?
*smiles*
This blog is to Libertarianism what John Prescott is to vegetarianism.
John Prescot showed how to live with Bulimia. He managed to control it in a way he remained a fat fucker. Amazing.
A simple question – if the recent consumerist boom was fueled by way of excessive borrowing, which is no longer available, then surely the market has to adjust to a more logical pattern of consumption. In other words we have to live within our means and accept a lower more affordable standard of living.
Why then are we looking for and chasing growth? Surely the ‘market’ has to level out at the new lower affordable rates of consumption (wherever that might be) first?
This is not a recession it is a lowering of consumption to affordable levels and so, in my opinion, throwing printed money at this market adjustment is not logical.
Agreed. *Growth* is a red-herring. I suppose they like to talk about *growth* because the world population is forever growing and economies need to keep up with that growth to stand still.
It all stems from the post-war years when everyone was encouraged to fuck everyone else to increase the population.
Fuck knows why. We had plenty of people already. The third world cottoned on to this Western reproduction-drive, via the BBC, and went at it like rabbits, thus exacerbating the problem.
Why encourage population growth? Well, there are numerous reasons for governments imploring people to procreate but I’m going to roll a cigarette and let you ponder the whole sorry mess.
Wrong.
Money Velocity was kept high using debt, despite the slowing effect of taxation.
Money Velocity can be kept high by lowering taxation on time-exchange while the debt is repaid.
We expose hahish smokers, we exploit them to fuckery, completely ruin their lives, then warn them of the dangers of lung cancer. We are vultures.
What the fuck were Balls and Brown doing?
Even if health authorities can’t afford their PFI hospitals and close them down. The legal obligation of those authorities is first for their private contracts and second for their patients.
Ed Balls should hang his head in shame, but that is no way near enough.
Now you see what happens when they let those indispensable Pilgrims off front-line services!
Who’s going to do all that fancy cash-flow forecasting in the NHS if the nurses don’t?
The taxpayer paid for this camera. Thanks suckers.
Chrispy Codpiece x
Chris Bryant is my moral compass
Oh! You’ve stolen my theatrical prop! What am I supposed to do now?!!
Brillo’s This Week is back tonight after Question Time! Yay!
I’ll get me coat.
How the hell can this lousy rag keep calling itself “The Independant” ?
How can you sully the cause of Libertarians the world over?
Hands up those that have ever read it
I’ve read it. Once. On the Tube. Someone left a copy on the seat.
As far as I remember, the pictures were quite good.
“Chris Bryant claimed over £92,000 in expenses over the five years leading up to the 2009 scandal over MPs’ expenses. During that time he flipped his second-home expenses twice, claimed mortgage interest expenses that started at £7,800 per year before rising (after flipping) to £12,000 per year. He also claimed £6,400 in stamp duty and other fees on his most recent purchase, and £6,000 per year in service charges. A claim that he made for £58,493.26, almost three times the annual maximum, in 2004, was disallowed.”
For a Christian with principles he has rather dodgy habits doesn’t he?
Tell us something interesting.
Sorry, nell. I take that comment back. News now and the QT. WHOOPIE !!
Nell, someone has to pay the homosexual bill, in fact when he was asked about the homosexual bill he said “just pay the bloody bill or they might not send us anymore willing chaps to play with”
in a perverse sort of way this cu=nt deserves some praise!
to be exposed poncing about in you underpants then turn up for work , pontificate about the morals of others while being sober ….. now that takes some balls.
and this elastic arseholed, pervert fucker, gets to legislate over me
fucking bastard!
I will henceforth be known as Chris Bryfronts.
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It’ll be amusing to see how Harpic spins her way out of the PFI scandal on Question Time. Priti Patel looks lovely, so at least there’s someone to offset the hideousness of Harpic.
You didn’t really expect the BBC to allow a question on that topic, did you?
Who’s in the corresponding photo that Bryant took?
How did he get his shadow cabinet position again?
Tom Watson ?
Well done to the teenage girl in the audience who just said Labour got us into this mess and the coalition’s clearing it up. Not all teens are rabid lefties.
Hislop just made the most hilarious face at Harpic talking rubbish. You can tell he’s about to rip into her.
Priti Patel is going both barrels at Harpic. Great stuff.
Unfortunately Patel doesn’t come across as very bright. While Harman remains in denial of Labour’s failures and continues to spout simplistic nonsense, she does at least speak in a controlled and confident manner, however insubstantial. Patel comes across as a very poor speaker.
Patel was shit, Harman should have been crushed , when will the Conservatives put someone up who really understands the mess Labour left us in. FFS!
Harman still in complete denial. She sits there with a stupid smug grin.
How come Dimbleby let’s Harman get away with talking shit?
Have you noticed how I always sit at Dimbum’s right hand ?? That’s so I can nudge him when I’m losing the arguments.
well spotted
Two points,
The wee girl who talked about her parents lesson on only spending what you can afford was the most effective contribution of the whole dreadful programme. Well done those parents.
What sort of person would walk into a polling booth and place vote for that stupid fucking Harman woman?….. they’d have to be thicker than pigshit
Or like millions, trapped on benefits, thanks to Gordon Brown and his chumps, Balls & Red Ed.
How nice to see the very charming and very attractive Priti Patel on QT, what a shame it is spoiled by having to look at horsefaced old toilet harpic bitch cow on the same screen, fuck off you HO bitch twat.
She is indeed Priti but tends to use too much filler whilst her brain engages her gob. Quite the opposite of our own Ewanme, then.
Ok, so she’s thick – but she goes like a fucking train and isn’t too fussy about who she lets bang her.
God. Having managed to just about sit through Harman on Question Time (the mute switch was employed a couple of times), Jaqui fuckin’ Smith’s now on This Week.
I can’t take it.
+1
Who’s the guy that has been fingering the mains socket?
Nigel Kennedy. Unfortunately, he’s a phenominal violinist, and he’s from just down the road from me, so I can’t hate him too much, the poor misguided lad!
I have to agree – why are these 2 fat Slags infecting the airwaves
Need a hug darling?
Jackie lard arse Smith is a troughing Hunt *sniggers*.
Remember me. Chuckeee!
Yeah. Na night till tomorrow.
Travellers? When are travellers going to travel or take up permanent residence in property?
Travellers? When are travellers going to travel or take up permanent residence in property?
When is a traveller not a traveller ?
I is supporting travellers rights not to travel. Good publicity innit. On the fiddle!
So many fakes.
That brings joy to my heart.
Oi! Shitty, Chrispy Brownpants. I want me sausage back. You still have to pay. On second thoughts, keep it. It has probably been stuck up someone’s elses sh!tter.
The Pantsman Cometh…
I am turning into a Bernard Manning lookylike!
Poor wee man. He can’t afford clothes.
I am turning into Bernard Manning.
The PM spoke rather well , in the face of the lack of political ability across the pond and channel , I sometimes wonder if some leaders can even reflect on this disasters origins let alone , stabilise it , Portillos analysis was starkly simple , from personal debt to supra national debt via series of political weak links (he said mistakes but ruins ecnomic policy was hardly mistake)
harriets framing of debt was of course referring to on balance sheet and labour borrowed to keep employment which was unsustainable , one lib dem at conference made a startling analysis , 80% of the jobs created were in the public sector , an unsustainable model .
I dont know about the ruin being a political prophylactic , certainly would think modelling a concrete suite would do .
The new york crash of 1929 , was a sort of mass agreement to do nothing , one man on the trade floor realised what could happen so began buying stock , encouraging others to do so , he managed a short rally , before the sell returned and the crash occured . On one level the city trying such a thing in such adrift politics is reminiscent , but even a tragic event can be managed with a future in mind . The weird thing for me is how germany cant see what it will do. i think we should do better than most if it becomes as bad as some think .
BEEP! Please someone unplug this idiot Dalek.
His argument could be encapsulated in a single statement which applies equally to Greece as well as the United Kingdom.”There-is-no-money-left-we-have-spent-it-all-living-beyond-our-means-on-worthless-public-spending-vanity-schemes-and-employ-too-many-people-in-the-unproductive-public-sector-which-we-can-no-longer- afford-to do -that -and-must-cut-public-services-and-jobs-and-pensions.You-can-strike-all-you-want-but-the-state-cannot-afford-to-agree-with-you.So-you=are-indulging-in-a-totally-pointless-exercise-which-will-only-make-things-worse-for-the-country-and-you !”
Is that you nell?
We do allow our patients access to the internet.
I used to know Evgeny Lebedev back in the early noughties when he lived on Montpelier Street in Knightsbridge . He had a serious drug habit and was barely functional most of the time. I always thought that if it wasn’t for his dad’s wealth that he’d probably be on the streets begging.
So, Bryant’s most significant and enduring contribution to journalism was the flaunting of his gusset?
Everybody had fun and no harm done.
Meanwhile, if ever there was a gang of villains whose names should live forever in the annals of infamy, it’s alive and well and ponceing around Westminster; and the only question that fazes that lot is whether they could be fidding their expenses with less effort.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15029913
Aha…..what I’ve always suspected, LIGHT IS NOT A CONSTANT! Einsteins theory is under serious threat as results from Cern show that they have boosted ‘particles’ to beyond the speed of light! In truth the famous Einstein formula of E = mc2 only needs a bit of adjustment. What’s the betting the ‘c’ needs to be replaced with a formula fluctuating between 2 poles of an octave of vibrations?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15017484
Fucking scientists.
The universe is flat except for that stretchy bit with the balls in it.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/727073.stm
I have dark matter between my ears.
Does this mean that Ed Balls is right after all ?
Ed Balls is wrong – period. That’s one law of physics that is immutable.
c remains the same.
No need for adjustment in the mass-energy equation.
Did you do english lit at university or something?
No I did music
“or something like that”
Music = yes
Its more than likely that global warming is causing the discrepancy. Build more wind farms and increase APD. That’ll sort it.
If those results are kosher, no it doesn’t.
does anybody seriously believe that any low level personnel changes in the british media will make any difference to its rabid support of the status quo? – honestly. What is most obviously highlighted here is the incestuous nature of the beast – replicating the similar trend amongst the political elites – they should all be burned at the stake after being flogged and hung out to dry ………
+10
they always like to promise you “whatever you want”
I think the man on the train is uncomfortable sitting next to someone reading a web page with a picture of a y-fronted man on it.
Maybe I should slyly rub my leg against his?
Man undid sleeping passenger’s zip
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23989364-man-undid-sleeping-passengers-zip.do
He has an iPad, I’d best not risk it!
Has anyone considered the possibilty that Harry Stanley had a table leg in a polly bag as he was planning a blag and wanted to look like he had a gun in the bag. Certainly worked then.
Just listening to Toady, Humphrys + Oborne & McShame on the triumph of euroscepticism. H dismissed O’s assertions of BBBC bias, called in McS, who blamed the bankers, then derided ‘people like Peter & Nigel Farage’. Depressing.
I wouldn’t want to have a bash at the bankers as its all too obvious. But what the hell were the french banks doing handing out loads of money to Greece? (they were probably asked nicely by someone).
As for the housing bubble: how the hell did they NOT have the sense to notice they were throwing money away. It cancels out any sort of “we know what we’re doing” shit that they make out all the time.
I was wrong on that one by the way, I expected a slump in house prices in 2003.
I wouldn’t want to have a bash at the bankers as its all too obvious. But what the hell were the french banks doing handing out loads of money to Greece? (they were probably asked nicely by someone).
As for the housing bubble: how the hell did they NOT have the sense to notice they were throwing money away. It cancels out any sort of “we know what we’re doing” shit that they make out all the time.
I was wrong on that one by the way, I expected a slump in house prfukfukfukces in 2003.
I’m disgusted at the way people are vilifying travelers. Leave those gyppoes alone! I’m sick of the persecution these pikeys suffer. Stop harassing the tinkers! Pikey gyppoes have rights too!
I am a traveller and I demand to stay where I am.
Of course you do! Kerching!
I cannot believe i voted for such a lying twat as Cameron !
It appears he is now calling for greater tax intergration within the eu
this is a step too far by the lying bean faced twat
he should fuck off NOW !and give us our referendum