September 22nd, 2011

Andrew Neil Raps to Simon Hughes


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Not as good a Tudes V Slash.


  2. 3
    Up sh1t creek says:

    I prefer this, should be studied at schools too so people stop believing in Keynes idiocy.


    • 9
      Archer Karcher says:



    • 13
      Tony Bliar & Gordon McDoom says:

      Excellent, I only wish I had listened to them more closely.


      • 45
        man of the manse says:

        I’ve cleaned my room out, can I have a biscuit now?


        • 53
          man of filth says:

          When Gordon looks in the hall mirror in Mc Doom manse he sees a gallant knight riding on a prancing charger off to vanquish the dragons Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and rescue princess world economy from the rapunzelian tower (climb up her pubes). What sarah sees are sheets of fecal encrusted toilet paper hanging down from an untucked shirt, and shoe tongues flopping about (laces removed for obvious reasons) below well turned ankles.


  3. 4
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    Middle aged men and ‘rap’ (missing a letter there methinks) just do not gel.

    It’s rather like an elderly drunken uncle at a wedding dancing to ‘Wretch 32′ whilst wearing his tie around his forehead. Cringeworthy.


    • 52
      Ichabod says:

      Why not do this sort of thing to the melodies of Arthur Sullivan, using the metres of W S Gilbert. Then many of us would listen–if the compilers were witty people. But rap…’s the musical equivalent of gang rape, a savage, anti civilisation form for the degenerate.


  4. 6
    Ol' Blue Eyes says:

    Am I the only right winger who only watches the BBC when Andrew Neill is presenting? You want to raise Newsnight’s pitiful viewing figures? Put Neill on it.

    That said, he should probably stay off MTV Base.


  5. 7
    Thats not part of the plan says:

    A bit like how that cotton picker is hanging our middle east friends out to dry, the difference being we don’t love him and neither do the Americans.


  6. 10
    Ratsniffer says:

    I was wondering, what with the cost of labour PFIs, the billions wasted on regional control centres for emergency services, the billions wasted on failed IT systems, and the billions lost when the snotgobbler flogged our gold reserves at rock bottom prices, has anyone totalled up what having a labour government actually cost taxpayers?


  7. 11
    Pippa's perfect ass says:

    Guido, what the fuck are you playing at? The whole site looks like an abortion and it has starting to read like one, too. Have you handed the whole shooting match over to a masturbating adolescent?


  8. 12
    Pink News says:

    I sense not a little unrequited man love between the host and Neil. I suspect the host likes Neil in many more ways than meets the eye.


  9. 14
    Brill Yo says:

    Brillo is class. Worth the licence fee alone. I’m amazed the bbc employ someone who’s known for being right wing and is willing to grill Labour crooks over their records. If Bumblebee quits Question Time as has been rumoured, Brillo should get the job.


    • 18
      Ratsniffer says:

      Fat chance of that happening! The job will go to some soppy hand-wringing leftie who won’t mind harriet nudging him with her elbow when she wants him to “move on”


    • 19
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Brillo is the one shining light at the BBC, and if anyone was worth 600k a year it would be him alone.


      • 69
        Gordon McMisery's debt slave says:

        Have to agree. A Glaswegian (ok, Paisley) who is not your typical jockanese brainwash victim and who clearly despises the talentless mongtards in politics. I’d like to buy the guy a beer or two.


    • 20
      Old Tory Bigot says:

      Brillo is indeed a National Treasure.

      Of course the BBC have to employ him. He is a fig leaf of (ever so slightly) right-wing perspective in an otherwise leftist monoculture. He is their last shred of credibility.


      • 38
        Primrose Hill Marxist says:

        Seeing that ‘DP’ in the background was disconcerting, as it reminds me of double penetration.

        Something I’d pay good money to see visited on Hughes.

        Mark Oaten will be along any minute.


        • 48
          Mark Oaten says:

          Well, hell-ooooooooo there!


        • 70
          Gordon McMisery's debt slave says:

          He’d probably like that. Best thing for narcissists is mockery. Huhne, everyone is laughing at you for being a worthless, talentless liar with all the self awareness of a bag of rocks.


    • 47
      John Bellingham says:

      Another great bit of Brillo on the Daily Politics today giving the odious Chukkit Ummana at least six opportunities NOT to make a complete arse of himself. The Labour creep however was too thick to take the several hints.
      Brillo is nowhere near as aggressive or as snotty as Paxman but, despite being a Scotsman, he always shows just how uneducated, pretentious and ineffectual these political girly-boys are.


      • 64
        jgm2 says:

        Oh aye. The darling c*unt of the left. Front and centre during the ‘Bash the Banker’ show-trials organised to divert blame away from the Maximum Imbecile.

        Trying to make political capital by archly asking the CEO of Barclays how many SIVs his bank had in the Cayman Islands or somesuch.

        Instead of asking him, in his opinion, how it is that Barclays Bank didn’t go down the shitter and HBOS and RBS did. You think that would be a more fruitful line of enquiry. Trying to understand how some banks avoided going bust. The ones, like Barclays and HSBC, that were not so exposed to Brown’s ‘miracle’ economy for example.

        A c*unt.

        A five-star, grade ‘A’, platinum card C*UNT.


        • 71
          Gordon McMisery's debt slave says:

          He’s a lot worse than that. He’s a nobody. Hey, look at my skin colour AND I can construct a sentence, just. Fuck right off.


  10. 21

    The Ballard of Ed Balls
    {sung to the tune of a popular marching song}

    I joined the party in 92, parlez vous.
    I joined the party in 92, parlez vous.
    I joined the party in 92,
    Learned from Ken how to stage a coup,
    Kinky Blinky parlez vous.

    The economy went rolling off the cliff parlez vous.
    The economy went rolling off the cliff parlez vous.
    The economy went rolling off the cliff,
    We blamed it all on Jacqui Smiff,
    Inky Binky parlez vous.

    Yvette Cooper got out her rusty pistol parlez vous.
    Yvette Cooper got out her rusty pistol parlez vous
    Yvette Cooper got out her rusty pistol
    Bang it went, she’s got no Bristols,
    Poor Ed Blinky Thinky parlez vous.

    Conference time he’s staying at home parlez vous.
    Gordon Brown staying at home parlez vous.
    Gordon Brown staying at home,
    I Kicked the fart right of his throne,
    Stinky Blinky parlez vous.

    Edward Miliband is drinking wine parlez vous.
    Edward Miliband is drinking wine parlez vous.
    Edward Miliband is drinking wine.
    Soon fix him, he’s got no spine,
    Eddie Blinky parlez vous.


  11. 22
    annette curton says:

    Libby/Dems feat Brillo, well smack my bitch up!.


  12. 24
    tube_thumper says:

    what a nob that simon hughes is


  13. 26
    The Gwonm Up Empty Eddie says:

    I have whipped up the whule book Gwido

    I will leave the sixth form wis next spwing…


  14. 31
    Joss Ayinglike says:



  15. 33
    Cherie Blair says:

    The best things in life are free
    But I leave that to the birds and bees
    I want money
    That’s what I want
    I want money


  16. 34
    simone says:

    What’s the deal with this ‘billy bowden’ spamming thing always going on here?


  17. 35
    Penfold says:

    Poor old Simon, can’t remember whether he’s AC or DC, but remembers that he’s MP to the largest social housing site in europe, which is home to the largest diverse ethnic community in the world, which means that he has to very left and very “progressive”, and anti any cuts.
    Its so very sad, but so Limp-Dicked.


    • 62
      BillyBob... says:

      Chop off ‘is knob, the knob !!


    • 72
      Simon fucking stretched arse says:

      I’ll say anything. Absolutely anything you want. What should I say? Believe me, anything you want me to say, anything, I’ll say it. {thinks: losers, haha}


  18. 36
    Nu Attack Dog says:

    Guido have you anything to say on the clusterf*ck that is the NHS IT system and PFI?


  19. 37
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Brillo for PM!!!!!!


  20. 40
    Enoch says:

    What’s that stuck on Andrew Neil’s head?


  21. 49
    nell says:

    Andrew Neil might do better setting up an interview with gurninggordon who has now let it be known to the media in geeral that he wishes to do a set piece interview to ‘bare his soul’



  22. 50
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Just read a piece on a leftie blog but got stuck with the phrase “ethical socialisim”.


    • 58
      Norman Scotty dog says:

      Strong coffee and fag will remove blockage. me gran used to say!


    • 66
      BillyBob... says:

      The Left must be smiling this week with all the financial chaos coming back to the front pages and markets……


    • 74
      short term gains at your expense says:

      That must be along the same lines as ‘compassionate murder’ or ‘strength though fucking joy’.

      100 million plus corpses in the 20th century not enough for these fucking k’unts, eh.


  23. 68
    Jack Masonry says:

    Anyone know what size Polly is so she can wear one on her tv appearances?

    (Posted here as Andrew Neill is a journalist and Polly is a)


  24. 75
    Hava Nagila says:

    For a second I thought the headline read ‘Andrew Neil Faps to Simon Hughes’.

    I’m not entirely sure which is more troubling.


  25. 76
    Fuck age scotland. I want my rights, my privacy and my life back says:

    Simon Hughes should take up acting. He would make an excellent Victorian evil villain.


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