Andrew Neil Raps to Simon Hughes
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Not as good a Tudes V Slash.
Tubes!
LD is a joke. It has policies and red lines but every thing can be changed for power.
You make them sound almost as bad as Labour, are you sure you intended that?
You seems to think current Tories are any better than New Labour!
So how come they are getting such a massively disproportionate amount of their policies enacted?
If they would sacrifice ANYTHING for power, we would have got rid of the human rights act and have a common sense bill of rights instead by now.
Which policies? Non of LD major policies have been implemented. LD said free university, LD said Tory cuts will kill the economy, etc.
I prefer this, should be studied at schools too so people stop believing in Keynes idiocy.
+1
Excellent, I only wish I had listened to them more closely.
I’ve cleaned my room out, can I have a biscuit now?
When Gordon looks in the hall mirror in Mc Doom manse he sees a gallant knight riding on a prancing charger off to vanquish the dragons Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and rescue princess world economy from the rapunzelian tower (climb up her pubes). What sarah sees are sheets of fecal encrusted toilet paper hanging down from an untucked shirt, and shoe tongues flopping about (laces removed for obvious reasons) below well turned ankles.
Middle aged men and ‘rap’ (missing a letter there methinks) just do not gel.
It’s rather like an elderly drunken uncle at a wedding dancing to ‘Wretch 32′ whilst wearing his tie around his forehead. Cringeworthy.
Why not do this sort of thing to the melodies of Arthur Sullivan, using the metres of W S Gilbert. Then many of us would listen–if the compilers were witty people. But rap…..it’s the musical equivalent of gang rape, a savage, anti civilisation form for the degenerate.
Am I the only right winger who only watches the BBC when Andrew Neill is presenting? You want to raise Newsnight’s pitiful viewing figures? Put Neill on it.
That said, he should probably stay off MTV Base.
If Brillo presented NN how could the B-BBC attract legions of Labour/Lib Dim politicians to be interviewed? Also, what about the other weak presenters (Maitlis eg)?
Put him on QT.
A bit like how that cotton picker is hanging our middle east friends out to dry, the difference being we don’t love him and neither do the Americans.
I was wondering, what with the cost of labour PFIs, the billions wasted on regional control centres for emergency services, the billions wasted on failed IT systems, and the billions lost when the snotgobbler flogged our gold reserves at rock bottom prices, has anyone totalled up what having a labour government actually cost taxpayers?
Guido, what the fuck are you playing at? The whole site looks like an abortion and it has starting to read like one, too. Have you handed the whole shooting match over to a masturbating adolescent?
I can help
be with you in a minute…….just..er…finishing………aaahhhhh……
Is that you Billy?
I hope so.
I sense not a little unrequited man love between the host and Neil. I suspect the host likes Neil in many more ways than meets the eye.
Get in line, big boy.
Haven’t you already f*cked enough people?
Brillo is class. Worth the licence fee alone. I’m amazed the bbc employ someone who’s known for being right wing and is willing to grill Labour crooks over their records. If Bumblebee quits Question Time as has been rumoured, Brillo should get the job.
Fat chance of that happening! The job will go to some soppy hand-wringing leftie who won’t mind harriet nudging him with her elbow when she wants him to “move on”
Andrew Marr. Gordon Brown’s favourite underarm bowler.
Brillo is the one shining light at the BBC, and if anyone was worth 600k a year it would be him alone.
Have to agree. A Glaswegian (ok, Paisley) who is not your typical jockanese brainwash victim and who clearly despises the talentless mongtards in politics. I’d like to buy the guy a beer or two.
Brillo is indeed a National Treasure.
Of course the BBC have to employ him. He is a fig leaf of (ever so slightly) right-wing perspective in an otherwise leftist monoculture. He is their last shred of credibility.
Seeing that ‘DP’ in the background was disconcerting, as it reminds me of double penetration.
Something I’d pay good money to see visited on Hughes.
Mark Oaten will be along any minute.
Well, hell-ooooooooo there!
He’d probably like that. Best thing for narcissists is mockery. Huhne, everyone is laughing at you for being a worthless, talentless liar with all the self awareness of a bag of rocks.
Another great bit of Brillo on the Daily Politics today giving the odious Chukkit Ummana at least six opportunities NOT to make a complete arse of himself. The Labour creep however was too thick to take the several hints.
Brillo is nowhere near as aggressive or as snotty as Paxman but, despite being a Scotsman, he always shows just how uneducated, pretentious and ineffectual these political girly-boys are.
Oh aye. The darling c*unt of the left. Front and centre during the ‘Bash the Banker’ show-trials organised to divert blame away from the Maximum Imbecile.
Trying to make political capital by archly asking the CEO of Barclays how many SIVs his bank had in the Cayman Islands or somesuch.
Instead of asking him, in his opinion, how it is that Barclays Bank didn’t go down the shitter and HBOS and RBS did. You think that would be a more fruitful line of enquiry. Trying to understand how some banks avoided going bust. The ones, like Barclays and HSBC, that were not so exposed to Brown’s ‘miracle’ economy for example.
A c*unt.
A five-star, grade ‘A’, platinum card C*UNT.
He’s a lot worse than that. He’s a nobody. Hey, look at my skin colour AND I can construct a sentence, just. Fuck right off.
The Ballard of Ed Balls
{sung to the tune of a popular marching song}
I joined the party in 92, parlez vous.
I joined the party in 92, parlez vous.
I joined the party in 92,
Learned from Ken how to stage a coup,
Kinky Blinky parlez vous.
The economy went rolling off the cliff parlez vous.
The economy went rolling off the cliff parlez vous.
The economy went rolling off the cliff,
We blamed it all on Jacqui Smiff,
Inky Binky parlez vous.
Yvette Cooper got out her rusty pistol parlez vous.
Yvette Cooper got out her rusty pistol parlez vous
Yvette Cooper got out her rusty pistol
Bang it went, she’s got no Bristols,
Poor Ed Blinky Thinky parlez vous.
Conference time he’s staying at home parlez vous.
Gordon Brown staying at home parlez vous.
Gordon Brown staying at home,
I Kicked the fart right of his throne,
Stinky Blinky parlez vous.
Edward Miliband is drinking wine parlez vous.
Edward Miliband is drinking wine parlez vous.
Edward Miliband is drinking wine.
Soon fix him, he’s got no spine,
Eddie Blinky parlez vous.
rubbish
Libby/Dems feat Brillo, well smack my bitch up!.
what a nob that simon hughes is
He’s a puffed-up pantomime dame with absolutely no self-awareness but total self-importance. He’s a proven hypocrite too.
Unfortunately he’s also my fucking MP.
Sorry for your trouble.
No, a nob is a rich, influential member of the elite.
Ms Hughes is a KNOB-END.
I have whipped up the whule book Gwido
I will leave the sixth form wis next spwing…
Borther
You are an embarrassment to the family
At least I was good at organising rendition…
Of course he is an embarrassment to everyone in Britain
He makes me squirm
A juvenile mudslinger in short panties
A MUCH BETTER RAP !!
WoW – in vino veritas
The best things in life are free
But I leave that to the birds and bees
I want money
That’s what I want
I want money
What’s the deal with this ‘billy bowden’ spamming thing always going on here?
Poor old Simon, can’t remember whether he’s AC or DC, but remembers that he’s MP to the largest social housing site in europe, which is home to the largest diverse ethnic community in the world, which means that he has to very left and very “progressive”, and anti any cuts.
Its so very sad, but so Limp-Dicked.
Chop off ‘is knob, the knob !!
I’ll say anything. Absolutely anything you want. What should I say? Believe me, anything you want me to say, anything, I’ll say it. {thinks: losers, haha}
Guido have you anything to say on the clusterf*ck that is the NHS IT system and PFI?
Its Gordons fault?
Not according to O’Brien this morning.
It was a planted story to take scrutiny away of the economy.
Clever, clever Dave. Making Gordon and Tony run up a Smiffillion, Vazillion, Brownillion pounds of useless contracts ready for him to cancel in case of emergencies.
Wasn’t O’Brien something to do with allowing all these f***ing immigrants in ?
Yes. Piano wire etc. Tick tock.
If they can be cancelled then why didn’t he do it on Day One back in May 2010?
Cancel the fucking lot. And if any of them are ‘owned’ by the nationalised banks then buy them out for fuck-all in the pound.
die
Do not forget Bl’iar and Labour…..
Brillo for PM!!!!!!
What’s that stuck on Andrew Neil’s head?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8779847/Gordon-Brown-is-finally-ready-to-bare-his-soul.html
Andrew Neil might do better setting up an interview with gurninggordon who has now let it be known to the media in geeral that he wishes to do a set piece interview to ‘bare his soul’
++++Laugh++++
It’ll be Andrew Marr.
Guaranteed.
If it’s anything like his last Commons appearance, it’ll be a 90 minute monologue, summarisable in advance as “I was right – reality is to blame”.
Just read a piece on a leftie blog but got stuck with the phrase “ethical socialisim”.
Strong coffee and fag will remove blockage. me gran used to say!
The Left must be smiling this week with all the financial chaos coming back to the front pages and markets……
That must be along the same lines as ‘compassionate murder’ or ‘strength though fucking joy’.
100 million plus corpses in the 20th century not enough for these fucking k’unts, eh.
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Anyone know what size Polly is so she can wear one on her tv appearances?
(Posted here as Andrew Neill is a journalist and Polly is a)
For a second I thought the headline read ‘Andrew Neil Faps to Simon Hughes’.
I’m not entirely sure which is more troubling.
Simon Hughes should take up acting. He would make an excellent Victorian evil villain.