September 22nd, 2011

Andrew Neil Raps to Simon Hughes


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Not as good a Tudes V Slash.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


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    Up sh1t creek says:

    I prefer this, should be studied at schools too so people stop believing in Keynes idiocy.

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    Bill d'Sarse says:

    Middle aged men and ‘rap’ (missing a letter there methinks) just do not gel.

    It’s rather like an elderly drunken uncle at a wedding dancing to ‘Wretch 32′ whilst wearing his tie around his forehead. Cringeworthy.

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    Anonymous says:

    LD is a joke. It has policies and red lines but every thing can be changed for power.

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    Ol' Blue Eyes says:

    Am I the only right winger who only watches the BBC when Andrew Neill is presenting? You want to raise Newsnight’s pitiful viewing figures? Put Neill on it.

    That said, he should probably stay off MTV Base.

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    Thats not part of the plan says:

    A bit like how that cotton picker is hanging our middle east friends out to dry, the difference being we don’t love him and neither do the Americans.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    You make them sound almost as bad as Labour, are you sure you intended that?

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    Archer Karcher says:


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    Ratsniffer says:

    I was wondering, what with the cost of labour PFIs, the billions wasted on regional control centres for emergency services, the billions wasted on failed IT systems, and the billions lost when the snotgobbler flogged our gold reserves at rock bottom prices, has anyone totalled up what having a labour government actually cost taxpayers?

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    Pippa's perfect ass says:

    Guido, what the fuck are you playing at? The whole site looks like an abortion and it has starting to read like one, too. Have you handed the whole shooting match over to a masturbating adolescent?

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    Pink News says:

    I sense not a little unrequited man love between the host and Neil. I suspect the host likes Neil in many more ways than meets the eye.

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    Tony Bliar & Gordon McDoom says:

    Excellent, I only wish I had listened to them more closely.

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    Brill Yo says:

    Brillo is class. Worth the licence fee alone. I’m amazed the bbc employ someone who’s known for being right wing and is willing to grill Labour crooks over their records. If Bumblebee quits Question Time as has been rumoured, Brillo should get the job.

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    25 pounder + 10 ton Grand Slam as back-up says:

    I can help

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    Johann Hari says:

    Get in line, big boy.

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    masturbating adolescent says:

    be with you in a minute………finishing………aaahhhhh……

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    Ratsniffer says:

    Fat chance of that happening! The job will go to some soppy hand-wringing leftie who won’t mind harriet nudging him with her elbow when she wants him to “move on”

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Brillo is the one shining light at the BBC, and if anyone was worth 600k a year it would be him alone.

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Brillo is indeed a National Treasure.

    Of course the BBC have to employ him. He is a fig leaf of (ever so slightly) right-wing perspective in an otherwise leftist monoculture. He is their last shred of credibility.

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    The Ballard of Ed Balls
    {sung to the tune of a popular marching song}

    I joined the party in 92, parlez vous.
    I joined the party in 92, parlez vous.
    I joined the party in 92,
    Learned from Ken how to stage a coup,
    Kinky Blinky parlez vous.

    The economy went rolling off the cliff parlez vous.
    The economy went rolling off the cliff parlez vous.
    The economy went rolling off the cliff,
    We blamed it all on Jacqui Smiff,
    Inky Binky parlez vous.

    Yvette Cooper got out her rusty pistol parlez vous.
    Yvette Cooper got out her rusty pistol parlez vous
    Yvette Cooper got out her rusty pistol
    Bang it went, she’s got no Bristols,
    Poor Ed Blinky Thinky parlez vous.

    Conference time he’s staying at home parlez vous.
    Gordon Brown staying at home parlez vous.
    Gordon Brown staying at home,
    I Kicked the fart right of his throne,
    Stinky Blinky parlez vous.

    Edward Miliband is drinking wine parlez vous.
    Edward Miliband is drinking wine parlez vous.
    Edward Miliband is drinking wine.
    Soon fix him, he’s got no spine,
    Eddie Blinky parlez vous.

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    annette curton says:

    Libby/Dems feat Brillo, well smack my bitch up!.

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    Richard Timney says:

    I hope so.

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    tube_thumper says:

    what a nob that simon hughes is

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    anonymousse says:

    Is that you Billy?

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    The Gwonm Up Empty Eddie says:

    I have whipped up the whule book Gwido

    I will leave the sixth form wis next spwing…

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    tube_thumper says:


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    David Milliband says:


    You are an embarrassment to the family

    At least I was good at organising rendition…

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    Jack says:

    Of course he is an embarrassment to everyone in Britain

    He makes me squirm

    A juvenile mudslinger in short panties

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    screw the lot of them says:

    He’s a puffed-up pantomime dame with absolutely no self-awareness but total self-importance. He’s a proven hypocrite too.

    Unfortunately he’s also my fucking MP.

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    Joss Ayinglike says:


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    Sir Ian Paisley says:

    Sorry for your trouble.

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    Cherie Blair says:

    The best things in life are free
    But I leave that to the birds and bees
    I want money
    That’s what I want
    I want money

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    simone says:

    What’s the deal with this ‘billy bowden’ spamming thing always going on here?

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    Penfold says:

    Poor old Simon, can’t remember whether he’s AC or DC, but remembers that he’s MP to the largest social housing site in europe, which is home to the largest diverse ethnic community in the world, which means that he has to very left and very “progressive”, and anti any cuts.
    Its so very sad, but so Limp-Dicked.

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    Nu Attack Dog says:

    Guido have you anything to say on the clusterf*ck that is the NHS IT system and PFI?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Brillo for PM!!!!!!

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    Primrose Hill Marxist says:

    Seeing that ‘DP’ in the background was disconcerting, as it reminds me of double penetration.

    Something I’d pay good money to see visited on Hughes.

    Mark Oaten will be along any minute.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Its Gordons fault?

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    Enoch says:

    What’s that stuck on Andrew Neil’s head?

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    MrAngry61 says:

    If Brillo presented NN how could the B-BBC attract legions of Labour/Lib Dim politicians to be interviewed? Also, what about the other weak presenters (Maitlis eg)?

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    Not according to O’Brien this morning.
    It was a planted story to take scrutiny away of the economy.

    Clever, clever Dave. Making Gordon and Tony run up a Smiffillion, Vazillion, Brownillion pounds of useless contracts ready for him to cancel in case of emergencies.

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    Anonymous says:


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    misterned says:

    So how come they are getting such a massively disproportionate amount of their policies enacted?

    If they would sacrifice ANYTHING for power, we would have got rid of the human rights act and have a common sense bill of rights instead by now.

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    man of the manse says:

    I’ve cleaned my room out, can I have a biscuit now?

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    Anon says:

    WoW – in vino veritas

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    John Bellingham says:

    Another great bit of Brillo on the Daily Politics today giving the odious Chukkit Ummana at least six opportunities NOT to make a complete arse of himself. The Labour creep however was too thick to take the several hints.
    Brillo is nowhere near as aggressive or as snotty as Paxman but, despite being a Scotsman, he always shows just how uneducated, pretentious and ineffectual these political girly-boys are.

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    Mark Oaten says:

    Well, hell-ooooooooo there!

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    nell says:

    Andrew Neil might do better setting up an interview with gurninggordon who has now let it be known to the media in geeral that he wishes to do a set piece interview to ‘bare his soul’


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Just read a piece on a leftie blog but got stuck with the phrase “ethical socialisim”.

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    The Other Bloke says:

    No, a nob is a rich, influential member of the elite.
    Ms Hughes is a KNOB-END.

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    Ichabod says:

    Why not do this sort of thing to the melodies of Arthur Sullivan, using the metres of W S Gilbert. Then many of us would listen–if the compilers were witty people. But rap…’s the musical equivalent of gang rape, a savage, anti civilisation form for the degenerate.

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    man of filth says:

    When Gordon looks in the hall mirror in Mc Doom manse he sees a gallant knight riding on a prancing charger off to vanquish the dragons Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and rescue princess world economy from the rapunzelian tower (climb up her pubes). What sarah sees are sheets of fecal encrusted toilet paper hanging down from an untucked shirt, and shoe tongues flopping about (laces removed for obvious reasons) below well turned ankles.

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    Ichabod says:

    Wasn’t O’Brien something to do with allowing all these f***ing immigrants in ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Which policies? Non of LD major policies have been implemented. LD said free university, LD said Tory cuts will kill the economy, etc.

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    jgm2 says:

    Andrew Marr. Gordon Brown’s favourite underarm bowler.

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    Anonymous says:

    You seems to think current Tories are any better than New Labour!

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    Norman Scotty dog says:

    Strong coffee and fag will remove blockage. me gran used to say!

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    jgm2 says:

    If they can be cancelled then why didn’t he do it on Day One back in May 2010?

    Cancel the fucking lot. And if any of them are ‘owned’ by the nationalised banks then buy them out for fuck-all in the pound.

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    jgm2 says:

    It’ll be Andrew Marr.


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    MrAngry61 says:

    If it’s anything like his last Commons appearance, it’ll be a 90 minute monologue, summarisable in advance as “I was right – reality is to blame”.

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    BillyBob... says:

    Chop off ‘is knob, the knob !!

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    BillyBob... says:

    Do not forget Bl’iar and Labour…..

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    jgm2 says:

    Oh aye. The darling c*unt of the left. Front and centre during the ‘Bash the Banker’ show-trials organised to divert blame away from the Maximum Imbecile.

    Trying to make political capital by archly asking the CEO of Barclays how many SIVs his bank had in the Cayman Islands or somesuch.

    Instead of asking him, in his opinion, how it is that Barclays Bank didn’t go down the shitter and HBOS and RBS did. You think that would be a more fruitful line of enquiry. Trying to understand how some banks avoided going bust. The ones, like Barclays and HSBC, that were not so exposed to Brown’s ‘miracle’ economy for example.

    A c*unt.

    A five-star, grade ‘A’, platinum card C*UNT.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Put him on QT.

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    BillyBob... says:

    The Left must be smiling this week with all the financial chaos coming back to the front pages and markets……

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Haven’t you already f*cked enough people?

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    Jack Masonry says:

    Anyone know what size Polly is so she can wear one on her tv appearances?

    (Posted here as Andrew Neill is a journalist and Polly is a)

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    Gordon McMisery's debt slave says:

    Have to agree. A Glaswegian (ok, Paisley) who is not your typical jockanese brainwash victim and who clearly despises the talentless mongtards in politics. I’d like to buy the guy a beer or two.

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    Gordon McMisery's debt slave says:

    He’d probably like that. Best thing for narcissists is mockery. Huhne, everyone is laughing at you for being a worthless, talentless liar with all the self awareness of a bag of rocks.

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    Gordon McMisery's debt slave says:

    He’s a lot worse than that. He’s a nobody. Hey, look at my skin colour AND I can construct a sentence, just. Fuck right off.

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    Simon fucking stretched arse says:

    I’ll say anything. Absolutely anything you want. What should I say? Believe me, anything you want me to say, anything, I’ll say it. {thinks: losers, haha}

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    short term gains at your expense says:

    Yes. Piano wire etc. Tick tock.

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    short term gains at your expense says:

    That must be along the same lines as ‘compassionate murder’ or ‘strength though fucking joy’.

    100 million plus corpses in the 20th century not enough for these fucking k’unts, eh.

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    Hava Nagila says:

    For a second I thought the headline read ‘Andrew Neil Faps to Simon Hughes’.

    I’m not entirely sure which is more troubling.

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    Fuck age scotland. I want my rights, my privacy and my life back says:

    Simon Hughes should take up acting. He would make an excellent Victorian evil villain.

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