September 15th, 2011

Snorting Sarah’s Sexy Secrets

It seems Coke & Sex Week has gone international, with another prominent right-winger’s past being flung into the public eye. This one is going to be huge. Sarah Palin is accused of having a one night stand in 1987, behind her soon to be husband’s back, with 6ft 7in NBA player Glen Rice. The tryst allegedly took place in her sister Molly’s dorm room at the University of Alaska. Palin was a sports reporter at the time. However that’s not all:

“The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin by the respected if controversial author, Joe McGinniss, claims Palin was seen snorting cocaine off the top of a 55-gallon drum while snowmobiling with friends. It also alleges she smoked marijuana with a professor while at Mat-Su College in Alaska.”

Brad Hanson, Todd Palin’s business partner is also accused of sleeping with the former Alaskan governor in 1996. Unlike with a certain Tory Chancellor, at least it seems Palin wasn’t so stupid as to be caught grinning in front a plate of charlie. This might not go down so well with the hockey moms, but Guido is certainly amused…


  1. 1
    Get a grip says:

    Irrelevant muck raking for your handlers.

  2. 2
    George Osborne says:

    Greece is the word.

  3. 3

    Palin was seen snorting cocaine off the top of a 55-gallon drum while snowmobiling with friends.

    Sounds difficult.

  4. 4
    Billy Blowhard says:

    I would, both.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    She was a bit of alright back in the day

  6. 6
    Steve Miliband says:

    There was a white out

  7. 7
    Whipper snapper Osborne says:

    She sounds my kinda girl.
    Does she like short white men?

  8. 8
    SpAd says:

    I don’t much care what she believes in or what she’s done in the past, but she’s f*cking gorgeous.

  9. 9
    Quiet_Man says:

    1987? And she wasn’t even married? This one will run and run…

  10. 10
    Sexist Cunts says:

    If she wasn’t married at the time, she can party and fuck who she likes. Get over it.

  11. 11

    Gordon kept the UK out of the Euro.
    Finally, something we can thank him for.

    At last his obituary can have a decent entry.

    “His sulking, jealous, resentment towards Tony Blair caused him to keep the United Kingdom from joining a failed project called ‘the Euro.’
    Spite and malevolence ensured he accidentally arrived at a sound decision.”

    Gordon Brown MP
    1951 – Missing, presumed dead. Last seen July 2011

  12. 12
    Martha Farquhar says:

    I misread that as “snowballing” and almost choked on my coffee!

  13. 13

    Maybe its a typo. She was snowballing with friends.

    Sounds fun..tossing snowballs with chums!

  14. 14
    smoggie says:

    with 6ft 7in NBA player Glen Rice

    Spe­aking of lines, I wonder if Sarah used of Mae West’s classics?

    “Let’s forget about the 6 foot and talk about the seven inches.”

  15. 15
    smoggie says:

    What’s wrong wiv dat Guido???????!!!!!!!!!

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Unfortunately for her, the constituency to which she appeals, and whose agenda she claims she wishes to expand, doesn’t really have the same view as you.

  17. 17
    Archer Karcher says:

    No source, very poor.

  18. 18
    smoggie says:

    Ahh, the p­e­a word.

  19. 19
    smoggie says:

    with 6ft 7in NBA player Glen Rice

    Sp­e­­aking of li­nes, I wonder if Sarah used any of Ma­e West’s classics?

    “Let’s forget about the 6 foot and talk about the seven inches.”

  20. 20
    I don't need no doctor says:

    So the media that write this type of blog are all whiter than cocaine. Smacks of hypocrisy.

  21. 21
    HandsomeDavid says:

    That is absolutely totally disgusting. An unmarried woman having sex, I have heard many things in my time but never something as sordid as this!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. 22
    Nobby Shark says:

    I don’t believe a word of this. Anyone who spells Guinness as Giniss can not be trusted to write the truth.

  23. 23
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    She’s gone up in my estimation.

  24. 24
    Ah! Monika says:

    Is that the stuff they call ‘speed’?

  25. 25
    Tax Payer says:

    He kept us out as chancellor so that he could join as PM. The national interest was immaterial.

    Of course, his plan became impossible.

  26. 26
    Cui Bono says:

    Tory Party = Nasty Party

  27. 27
    Ah! Monika says:

    You too. Why remain anon. You could sell your story

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Lucky bastards.

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    At least she’s not racist?

  30. 30
    smoggie says:


    I see Henry Winkler (“the Fonz”) has been awarded by HM an honorary OEB for his educational work on dyslexia in the UK.

  31. 31
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a financial giniss.

    Now will somebody please take these cuffs off!

  32. 32
    smoggie says:

    Socialists = Nazis

  33. 33
    Concerned Anglican with a manuscript avalable for the highest bidder says:

    When I was at nursery school in Swansea with Rowan Willaims in the 1950s he often played with a golliwog. I also once saw him pull down the knickers on a Loopy-Lou doll. How can this man remain as Archbishop of Canterbury?

  34. 34
  35. 35
    Tom Badwind says:

    So what ??

  36. 36
    Ichabod says:

    I have recently put myself up for the local parish council. Unfortunately I had a one night stand ( actually two nights, but who is counting ) back in 1990. Do you think I should come clean, and will it affect my chances ?

  37. 37
    Teh Fonz says:

    Yse, happie dyas.

  38. 38
    Engineer says:

    Which is worse behaviour by a young journalist, a one-night stand and a possible experiment with recreational chemicals or a habit of fabricating quotes and interviews?

    Can’t really get very excited about this.

  39. 39
    William Cobbett says:

    She’s gone down in mine. A sports reporter? WTF?! Say it isn’t so!

  40. 40
    V says:

    This is too well timed to her soon to be announced run. Guido, you and the other presslings are being played by the left wing media junta.

  41. 41
    Lee Jasper says:

    I told you whiteys are obsessed with us b*ack men’s cocks.

  42. 42
    Dave Cam and his Wind Farm scam says:

    I say! Dashed disappointing! – Watt?

    I was hoping to sell a few wind farms to the Ruskys – but they laughed!

    All they wanted was fishy stories from Alaska! – Watt!?

  43. 43
    The Kinnock Clique says:


  44. 44
    Where have you been? says:

    Except that the hypocritical c unt is always bleating on about chastity, saving yourself for marriage, jesus, don’t do drugs, don’t have casual sex.

  45. 45
    One who knows says:

    NO! just 6′ 7″ BBC whoppers – all for experience of course

  46. 46
    Fonzie says:

    Exactamundo Chachi….

  47. 47
    The Other Bloke says:

    Remember “Happy Days”? There was the “Star”, Henry Winkler and the supporting character Ron Howard (with hair). Since then Ron Howard has directed over twenty films, won three Oscars and has had an asteroid named after him. The Fonz appeared in Panto in Milton Keynes. Such is life.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    One night stand? Well, she’s 5ft 5in and he’s 6ft 7in so it would have come in useful. Of course, there could have been something else to snort off. Coke head takes on a new meaning.

  49. 49
    Gordon Brown says:

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Macauley.

  50. 50
    Your local 'elf advisor in the Town Hall says:

    Nicotine Nazis = NooLieBore

  51. 51
    Tax Payer says:

    It’s a proper story for the same reason Osborne is:


  52. 52
    Bystander #41 says:

    Ah – but if you kept your lawns cut and other arse licking you’ll be OK

  53. 53
    Johann Hari says:

    Today I will be publishing my world exclusive interview with Jacqueline Kennedy. She spoke to me just a few months after her husband’s death. She told me her opinions on world leaders and life in the White House. She made me promise not to reveal the details of our conversation till long after her death. And I did. I kept my promise.

  54. 54
    Sarah Twat the Twitty Tweeter says:

    It’s true you know

  55. 55
    redunkulus and billy bonkers says:

    6’7″ that takes some doing!

  56. 56
    Yo Mr Cunningham! says:

  57. 57
    Tax Payer says:

    Do you pontificate about morality, and criticise loose sexual behaviour in the young? Do you claim to regard fidelity, marriage and the family as the ‘ideal’ social norms? Do you claim to abhore drug use?

    If so, you are a hypocrite and cannot be trusted to hold office.

  58. 58
    smoggie says:

    You’ll be sorry.

  59. 59
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Certainly shaggable but so what, really?

    Far less shaggable but far more importantly, arch-trougher Hanningfield has been arrested AGAIN on suspicion of expenses fraud – this time at Essex CC – barely 2 days after being released from chokey.

    Even his pigs probably do less troughing than he does, FFS.

  60. 60
    Bill Kenny says:

    Unsavoury muck raking, c’mon lets get away from this stuff.

  61. 61
    Ah! Monika says:

    Ans what about Sue?

  62. 62
  63. 63
    Sir Stuart Bell-End MP says:

    Hello Smoggie dear boy! I’m still here and exploiting you and your fellow citizens for all you are worth.

    It’s only what one should expect from a Mackem, of course!


  64. 64
    Cynic says:

    She’s been doin it with a black man… that’s the hockey mom vote gone

  65. 65
    Ah! Monika says:

    When rEd was speaking, Balls was shaking her head and Harman was nodding. Joined up opposition.

    Why are socialists so ugly?

  66. 66
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    To Hari a quote from Ed Balls: “So what!”

  67. 67
    Ah! Monika says:

    When rEd was spe aking, Balls was shaking his head and Harman was nodding. Joined up opposition.

    Why are socialists so ugly?

    Previous modded P e a again

  68. 68
    Kinnock the Mouth says:

    Amazed the Stephen Kinnock story seems to have missed these hallowed pages this morning.

  69. 69
    SpAd says:

    Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  70. 70
    Teh Fonz says:

    Yeah, I jumped the shark

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    It was to spite Blair, as was his refusal to let our brave lads be properly equipped in Iraq.

  72. 72
    ??? says:

    Have you got ADHD Gweedo?

  73. 73
    The Logic of This says:

    Politicians are not allowed to learn from experience

  74. 74
    Gideon Osborne says:

    Hit me with your rhythm stick. Hit me, hit me.

  75. 75
    Dyanne Fatbutt says:

    You can blame me, mon, yer get me? Me complained to Guido about all dem jokes about me loving da ryce and da pee. Me not have no sense of humour, mon. Me is off to have another bucket of ryce and pee. Bogle bogle.

  76. 76
    Jimmy Sommerville says:

    Hurts so good
    Don’t you know that it
    Hurts so good

  77. 77
    The Daily Gobsmacked says:

    Shock, horror, rightwingers do ordinary things.

  78. 78
    Gordon ‘Son of the Manse’ Brown (no Moral Compass included) says:

    Selling the gold at rock-bottom was The Right Thing To Do – from the perspective of a snot-nosed, lying, cheating, thieving, two-faced paranoid scheming duplicitous bastard and crook, – me, – who never did an honest days work in my life, and who wouldn’t know what honest money was if a sack full hit me in the face.

  79. 79
    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

    ‘Why are socialists so ugly ?’

    Because what goes on inside a person’s head is portrayed on the outside of their head

  80. 80
    Manhandleslime says:

    Yes! – emphatically yes!

  81. 81
    Champagne Socialist says:

    See 43 above.

  82. 82
    Owlett says:

    Wouldn’t mind tending her lawn – whilst holding cross ‘n’ holy book of course.

  83. 83
    oddly helpful says:

    How anybody, let alone a ‘son of the manse’, could look into his soul and contemplate such a thing is beyond understanding.

  84. 84
    The Observer says:

    What will the loony left NOT DO to destroy the reputation of Palin?
    Nothing it seems.
    She must be doing something right to make them so frightened of her.

  85. 85
    The Pundit Too says:

    You are the editor of the Huffington Post and I claim my $100.

  86. 86
    WTF??? says:

    The author of the piece is far left hack Joe McGinniss, who thinks Palin is a Nazi, stalked her for nearly a year, posts as a female on the internet and has a personal friend who encourages children to have ‘meaningful’ sexual relationships with adults. Quality.

  87. 87

    See 43 above.

    Bit thin though. Someone said something to someone story.

  88. 88
    The Observer says:

    Good grief look at the smug faces of Balls Up and Hariet Harpyperson.

  89. 89

    And he’s not talking about the Biased Broadcasting Corporation.

  90. 90
    Anti the mob says:

    Guido – what the hell has happened to you and your sense of judgement? If I want to read about this sort of salacious crap I’ll buy a red top. Isn’t there enough political chicanery to be getting on with without continually trying to sensationalise your blog?

    Are you that desperate for ratings or have you succumbed to the age old problem of having to appeal to the lowest common denominator to increase readership?

    Please get back to the sort of stories that made me want to read about your stone turning revelations.

  91. 91
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Young adult experimenting with drugs and sex shocker.

  92. 92
    MrAngry61 says:

    Think he had a walk-on part in a slasher movie (S c r e a m?)

  93. 93

    Everybody hurts

  94. 94

    Martha, wash your mouth out!

  95. 95
    Baron Von Richterscale says:

    Guido Gives Awesome Head!!!

  96. 96
  97. 97

    OBE = other bugger’s efforts.

  98. 98
    oddly helpful says:

    Also Wimbledon.

    Mostly low-key charity work with unsexy causes since then has received its just reward. Since this is an internet site hosted overseas, it is appropriate to offer congratulations to Mr Henry Winkler, OBE.

  99. 99
    smoggie says:

    Ou es “here” monsieur le mackem bastad?

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    Shock News:
    Uni/College student may have smoked some pot and had some sex 25 years ago.

    christ, she wasn’t even married at the time.

    I’d guess that most people’s reaction to hearing this shocking news would be a shrug of the shoulders, a look of total bewilderment, and a reply along the lines of:

    “huh? so what’s the news/problem then? I don’t get it. What’s your next headline? will it be “breaking news: bear shits in the woods” ?”

  101. 101
    non believer says:

    The knee jerk defence of this cretinous hill billy cracks me up

    This god bothering barely literate ineloquent idiot is a total own goal for the right in America, anyone with half a brain will realise how out of her depth she is and how undeserving she is of the platform that’s been given to her. So many more deserving republicans out there and this bimbo is the one given all the attention.

    pretty depressing.

    btw why the fuck has guido given Lord Hanningfield a free pass on his second troughing arrest?

    he barely got a mention the first time round, is there a reason you’re giving him such an easy ride (comparative to the other troughers)?

  102. 102

    Even Scott Baio did better.
    Joannie loves Chachi
    Bugsy Malone and a lots of TV and bad movie roles.

    Poor Fonzie.

  103. 103
    Clarence says:

    I can’t think why Sarah Palin would want to have sex with an enormous African American basketball player.

    Maybe it was his sparkling wit?

  104. 104
    Backwoodsman says:

    She’s a not terribly sophisticated local politician. As with most Americans, she’s still signed up to the practicing Christian thingy.
    However, surely her greatest asset and the thing that makes her so attractive , is her unrivaled ability to make the bbc and guardian bedwetters foam at the mouth.

  105. 105
    James (Gordon) Brown says:

    How do you stop?

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    One must door wonder at the mental state of someone who would go so far as to move in right next to his subject. Sounds like a serial stalker to me.

  107. 107
    could have been worse says:

    Thankfully it didnt read “Speedballing”

  108. 108
    George Bernard Shaws final Solution says:

    Fabians= Eugenic Genocide

  109. 109
    plain speaking and nice knockers says:

    yet, her recent speech in Iowa was one of the best political speeches in years ..

  110. 110
    Cynic says:

    But then you aint a born again nutter in the mid west

    Anyway it weren’t cocaine. They promised her it was just snow

  111. 111
    bergen says:

    Backwoodsman is right-anyone who winds up the BBC and the guardianistas so much can’t be all bad.And her exploits as a single 20 something are simply amusing (but perhaps not to the religious right).

  112. 112
    Tammity hall revisited says:

    Once the cops start digging into Town Hall expenses they will truly have unleased a monster

  113. 113
    Lying Bastard says:

    Not as good as Harriet, but she does give excellent head.

  114. 114
    Fog says:


  115. 115
    simon r says:

    I want to punch Blinky in the face until my fist bleeds

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    I have to say that Palin’s image is enhanced by this story. I wouldn’t mind a one night stand & a little charlie with her anytime she wants. I’m based in Kirkcaldy & I have plenty of time on my hands. I’m maried but my wife doesn’t understand me…she is busy with the kids & twittering. Gordon

  117. 117
    gorgy porgy says:

    nothing wrong with a nice bit of black and the odd snort or two – what are you, some sort of fucking puritan?

  118. 118
    leroy from accounts says:

    nonsense – all dem whitey bitches dream of bouncing on de end of a big black kokk.

    you white men may have it up there, but us black boys have got it down here

  119. 119
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Even the New York Times takes the piss out of the book and its author.

  120. 120
    Jabba the Cat says:

    And so does the Washington Post from the guy who exposed the Goreacles masseuses episode a while back

  121. 121
    Devils' Dumplings says:

    Well, that takes out 99.9999% of the Liebour Party then, doesn’t it? Cue the BBC to headline that………

  122. 122
    tube-thumper says:

    but does she take it up the arse?

  123. 123
    MacGuffin says:

    Indeed. She is a trailer trash cheatin’ slut masqueradin’ and a-puttin’ on big ol’ fancy airs.

  124. 124
    Minekiller says:

    So wait….lefties getting orgasmic over Palin having sex when she was single, the leader of the glorious labour party had three kids and stayed single. Palin snorts some charlie, lefties want to legalise a pile of drugs.

    Palin slammed in a book by leftie weirdo, UK ruled by leftie weirdos from 1997-2010. Affair with black guy might not go down well with the hockey moms? Doubt it very much.

    Non story. Guido, this stuff is for the Sun, not your blog.

  125. 125
    Minekiller says:

    So if she was ‘born again’after the event that would be the point of ‘born again’.

    She may be a bit of a nutter, but the UK had a government full of nutjobs from 1997-2010. She winds the crap out of the BBC and the Grauniad readers (all 400,000 of them ha ha). Good enough.

  126. 126
    Minekiller says:

    Their ugliness makes them miserable and feel put upon, so they wish to inflict their misery and envy on everybody else. The more extreme ones want to re-educate people and socially engineer societies to become miserable, violent and fearful shitholes. Then they have excuses to introduce draconian laws to counter the fear and terror they created to give them more control and share more of their misery. Then they open up camps to eradicate groups who just refuse to be poor or miserable.

    Leftist=Communist or Fascist, Nazi – same difference.

  127. 127
    To be born English is to have won first prize in the lottery of life! says:

    In her day – she’s MORE than a bit of all right now.
    A super MILF.

  128. 128
    To be born English is to have won first prize in the lottery of life! says:


  129. 129
    non believer says:

    she’s been campaigning incredibly hard on abstinence until marriage and other such god bothering sexual repression, is equally hard on drug taking and

    By the way genius, a long term affair with your husbands business partner isn’t “having sex when you’re single”.

    You partisan twats defending this moron because she’s using the right wing to further her reality TV career are being feeble minded.

    If she was a leftie you’d (rightly) being ripping her to bits from the minute she got a national platform.

    Shes an idiot and knee jerk defences of her make you look like an idiot too.

    This is Sarah getting protection from witchcraft from a kenyan priest; credible you think?.

  130. 130
    Coke is a mugs game says:

    Coke rots the nose as well as the brain. This goes a long way to explaining why Palin is extremely stupid. Only saddos take coke.

  131. 131
    Edinburgh is full of junkie mums. says:

    She should run for Edinburgh her coke habit would be a vote winner in this socialist shithole.

  132. 132
    C*ke is a mugs games says:

    C*ke rots the nose & the brain. Goes a long way to explaining why Palin is thick as shit. Does she still support the Comrades in North Korea?

  133. 133
    Nemo says:

    You must admit Bill it gives a whole new meaning to “snow”mobiling

  134. 134
    Nemo says:

    You weren’t “snow”mobiling as well were you?

  135. 135
    billy hague bites yer bum says:

    a gentleman takes his weight on his elbows

  136. 136
    Nemo says:

    For the rough experience

  137. 137
    I hate people who lie says:

    What a feckin joke!

  138. 138
    Nemo says:

    Is that something new from down south, pray do tell

  139. 139
    Truth seeker says:

    On the subject of d-ru-gs, I read recently that ec-tas-y is ideal for treating blood cancers and melanomas but there is a problem with toxicology as high dosage is needed to cure cancers. Scientists are working on ways to overcome this problem. Both interesting and controversial.

  140. 140
    Minekiller says:

    Defending her? I doubt she’d hire me as her lawyer! see post 125. The problem with flinging allegations at people, is that if even one is weak the whole lot comes down.

  141. 141
    BBC Trust says:

    Palin will get a job with the BBC and get along fine with Richard B a con, Stephen Fry, Graham Norten, Kat Slater, Sam Mitchell and others.
    Keep paying your licence fee suckers. Our junkies need their fix.
    BBC Trust.

  142. 142
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    This is a scandalous story determined to ridicule a politician which is typical of this blog. Fawkes should receive the fate of his predecessor whom he is named after – hung, drawn and quartered. By the way, I would give her one.

  143. 143
    Aaron D Highside says:

    Now I know why the thumbs up/down has gone. Pathetic, Guido Jnr.

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