September 14th, 2011

Punjabi Paper Mocking Sharma

Des Pardes, the UK’s most popular Punjabi newspaper are sticking it to Ealing MP Virendra Sharma and his dodgy £5,000 donation from the Indian government. As Guido reported yesterday, the Electoral Commission are on the case. Funnily enough Sharma isn’t willing to talk to Guido on the phone. Something to hide perhaps?


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He must be in trouble if a friend turns on him, much more to come i think.

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Should I resign from this blog after yesterday

  3. 3
    Labour's below the belt tactics says:

    Guido, no thread about Miliband’s “lashed to the mast” joke?

  4. 5
    lol! says:

    US ambassador to Afghanistan says attacks on Nato and embassy need to be put in perspective.

  5. 12
    Virendra Sharma (Head Waiter at the Sizzling Punjab Curry House) says:

    Your table for 6 is ready Mr Vaz!

  6. 14
    Walter Hydrant says:

    Why did Clinton call the Taliban cowards? Fighting to the death is not cowardice. Unlike killing your enemy remotely with unmanned drones.

  7. 15
    MrAngry61 says:

    Funnily enough Sharma isn’t willing to talk to Guido on the phone

    Ideologically too impure for a Labour ‘Community Leader’? If LabourLost had asked however…

  8. 20
    Fuck off Frog says:

    Some French prof on the telly saying UK law is agin gypos human rights.


    • 26

      He’s been touring the BBc Radio and TV studios all day.
      He’s had so much airtime the Beeb must think he’s Miliband

      • 72
        Archer Karcher says:

        Yes but the BBC will give equal coverage with the same level of critisism to the opposite position, right? You know unbiased and impartial broadcasting and all that. Oh wait……..

    • 77
      smoggie says:

      Simple answer – let’s ship them over to France. Some can even live with the prof.

      But they’ll have to leave their slaves behind as I believe they’ll never get them through customs. It’ll be cheaper to get new ones anyway rather than pay the excess baggage.

  9. 25
    Jimmy says:

    Nice to see Rich n Mark getting more work.

  10. 34
    Sir William Waad says:

    Could ‘Vikram’ give some cartooning lessons to Rich & Mark please?

  11. 36
    Mirror says:

    Dearest Guido,
    Al-Qaeda now run Tripoli and the head of the Military Council on behalf of the Nato backed NTC is wanted by the CIA.

    What does your friend, David Cameron say about that?


  12. 42
    Lobster Throttler says:

    Cant be all bad, £5.000 of our money found its way back to Britain, unfortunately it went to a thieving oily Hunte of a politician.

  13. 44
    Polly Toynbee says:

    This site wants a final solution for umpires.

  14. 50
    Stinkfinger says:

    This is what we have to expect now we live in a third world shitocracy.
    In practice it is already happening but Posters of Ed Milliband standing next to a smiling Vishnu with the slogan “Vote for me and get a free plasma tv” will be next.
    Might as well.

  15. 51
    Ealing Elector says:

    I love the Kama Sutra or something like that….

  16. 56
    Monsoon says:

    I have washed them all out…

  17. 59
    Backwoodsman says:

    Wouldn’t be surprised if the Indian press pick upon the story – hot topic with the recent Anna Hazari anti corruption hunger strike and demonstrations ,plus they love anything involving a successful NRI and a proven link to an Indian government department with a smoking cheque !
    Very slip shod with the cheque – clearly not in the vaz league at all .

    • 69
      MrAngry61 says:

      Even Neil Hamilton specified a brown envelope…

    • 80
      A LArge number of Inidan MPs, State bigwigs, and others says:

      But honourable Sirs! is it that you do not realise that this is our natural custom and, as you civilised westerners say, ‘practice’?

      Are you coming to tell us that something wrong is it?

      For if so, how is it that your Barreness Udders has built a very fine villa courtesy of that nice Mr Brown?

      And the fact that she is also OUR Barreness shows how faithful she is to honoured tradition.

      Now would Sirs like some chai? and tiffin?

  18. 71
    Sorry, totally Off Topic says:

    An outstanding lady!

  19. 92
    jaskaran singh says:

    This cartoon appeared in Pardes weekly..not des pardes

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