September 14th, 2011

Punjabi Paper Mocking Sharma

Des Pardes, the UK’s most popular Punjabi newspaper are sticking it to Ealing MP Virendra Sharma and his dodgy £5,000 donation from the Indian government. As Guido reported yesterday, the Electoral Commission are on the case. Funnily enough Sharma isn’t willing to talk to Guido on the phone. Something to hide perhaps?


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He must be in trouble if a friend turns on him, much more to come i think.

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Should I resign from this blog after yesterday

  3. 3
    Labour's below the belt tactics says:

    Guido, no thread about Miliband’s “lashed to the mast” joke?

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    You are very thick skinned after being told off yesterday for posting rubbish in order to get in first

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    lol! says:

    US ambassador to Afghanistan says attacks on Nato and embassy need to be put in perspective.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    See quote of the day.

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    vindaloo says:

    Has Sharma got his chapatis in a twist.

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    Anonymous says:

    A builder living on Europe’s largest illegal traveller site is secretly backing a lavish 33-home property development in Ireland, it emerged yesterday.

    Michael Quilligan, the son of a traveller worth £24million, is among the 96 families who claim they will be made homeless when they are removed from Dale Farm in Essex.

    However, planning records show that Mr Quilligan is the mastermind behind a multi-million-pound development in the town of Rathkeale, the spiritual home of travellers in the west of Ireland.

    Read more:

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    Guido doesn't care about Billy no mates says:

    Fuck off!

  11. 11
    Guido doesn't care about Billy no mates says:

    Just fuck off!

  12. 12
    Virendra Sharma (Head Waiter at the Sizzling Punjab Curry House) says:

    Your table for 6 is ready Mr Vaz!

  13. 13
    Guido doesn't care about Billy no mates says:

    Islamists bastards.

  14. 14
    Walter Hydrant says:

    Why did Clinton call the Taliban cowards? Fighting to the death is not cowardice. Unlike killing your enemy remotely with unmanned drones.

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    MrAngry61 says:

    Funnily enough Sharma isn’t willing to talk to Guido on the phone

    Ideologically too impure for a Labour ‘Community Leader’? If LabourLost had asked however…

  16. 16
    Mark Oaten says:

    That Osborne seems like quiet a little deviant.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Labourlost hasnt been the same sice dolly resigned in disgrace….

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    Sungei Patani says:

    What an original and erudite response.

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    Lord John Presclott says:

    5 of those are for me.

  20. 20
    Fuck off Frog says:

    Some French prof on the telly saying UK law is agin gypos human rights.


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    Guido doesn't care about Billy no mates says:

    See pic of the day =

  22. 22
    Hugh Jundys says:

    Just the 5…are you on a diet you fatHunt?

  23. 23
    Tat's lunchbreak says:

    Lucky for this blog your boss won’t let you have your mobile on the shop floor.
    Otherwise we’d have to put up with you 24/7. Like when you had your annual leave recently. God that was tedious.

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    If Sarma if found guilty he should be kicked out of the parliament. It should take days ti find answers not years. Crook is a crook, it does matter whether its a right wing crook or left wing crook.

  25. 25
    Jimmy says:

    Nice to see Rich n Mark getting more work.

  26. 26

    He’s been touring the BBc Radio and TV studios all day.
    He’s had so much airtime the Beeb must think he’s Miliband

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Billy, go back to your own country (hope you are living here legally) for a holiday and come back. I think due to lock of work you have lost your marbles, you need rest.

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    हिंदी says:

    If anyone cares ‘daaru’ means booze.

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    A proper right winger! says:

    Maybe because tbey target innocent civilians?

  33. 33
    Guido doesn't care about Billy no mates says:

    Guido’s 7 year old nephew did that one.

  34. 34
    Sir William Waad says:

    Could ‘Vikram’ give some cartooning lessons to Rich & Mark please?

  35. 35
    Sir William Waad says:

    It’s still not cowardly. It is despicable, evil and wrong

  36. 36
    Mirror says:

    Dearest Guido,
    Al-Qaeda now run Tripoli and the head of the Military Council on behalf of the Nato backed NTC is wanted by the CIA.

    What does your friend, David Cameron say about that?


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    Guido doesn't care about Billy no mates says:

    That will be 9 now

  38. 38
    David Cameron says:

    Being a liberal myself,these things are bound to happen.

  39. 39
    Marmite says:

    Anonymomg….. like all bullies, you are a coward and nasty and childish. Bog off you pillock!

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    Guido doesn't care about Billy no mates says:

    Pikey bastards!

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    Mahatma Kote says:

    Did Guido remember 00 91 for Southall? They’re 4 1/2 hours ahead too I think.

  42. 42
    Lobster Throttler says:

    Cant be all bad, £5.000 of our money found its way back to Britain, unfortunately it went to a thieving oily Hunte of a politician.

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    Polly Toynbee says:

    This site wants a final solution for umpires.

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    Splooge says:

    Anony Mong – you are also getting on my tits

    Please stop clogging this blog up with your pointless drivel and fuck off, there’s a good chap

  46. 46
    AC1 says:

    Targeting people who cannot fight is cowardly.

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    Crab stick shift says:


  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Now Ms Pain had joined him.

  49. 49
    Rat's arse says:

    It is cowardly Sir Bill, as the innocent people they massacre have no chance whatsoever of fighting back.

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    Stinkfinger says:

    This is what we have to expect now we live in a third world shitocracy.
    In practice it is already happening but Posters of Ed Milliband standing next to a smiling Vishnu with the slogan “Vote for me and get a free plasma tv” will be next.
    Might as well.

  51. 51
    Ealing Elector says:

    I love the Kama Sutra or something like that….

  52. 52
    Guido doesn't care about Billy no mates says:

    Why thank you sir!
    And a very beautiful part of the world it is too.

  53. 53
    Rat's arse says:

    And a final solution for you too Pollytw@t. In your case, the sooner the better.

  54. 54
    Ealing Elector says:

    Kama Sutra to you too Polly

    get a life

  55. 55
    Tottenham Elector says:

    I prefer burnt Vindaloo

  56. 56
    Monsoon says:

    I have washed them all out…

  57. 57
    Stinkfinger says:

    Not quite a Tet offensive moment really. Unlike Vietnam, this time the public knew the Afghan campaign was doomed from day one.

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    Monsoon says:

    I want a cartoon of Met arresting Met (and Toilets for our infinite pleasure)

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    Backwoodsman says:

    Wouldn’t be surprised if the Indian press pick upon the story – hot topic with the recent Anna Hazari anti corruption hunger strike and demonstrations ,plus they love anything involving a successful NRI and a proven link to an Indian government department with a smoking cheque !
    Very slip shod with the cheque – clearly not in the vaz league at all .

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    Splooge says:



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    smoggie says:

    +1. Imagine being jealous of our Bill !

  62. 62
    Sir William Waad says:

    But they all got shot?

  63. 63
    Chav says:

    WOT SIZE M8T??

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    BLOB CROW says:


  65. 65
    Sir William Waad says:

    …said the man who likes to dress as a Nazi.

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    Virendra Sharma (Head Waiter at the Sizzling Punjab Curry House says:


  67. 67
    smoggie says:

    As you know Kev, there are more subversive ragheads in South Shields than there are in Tripoli, as your conk bears testimony.

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    MrAngry61 says:


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    MrAngry61 says:

    Even Neil Hamilton specified a brown envelope…

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    Anonymous says:

    Billy have you got new names now?

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    Sorry, totally Off Topic says:

    An outstanding lady!

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Yes but the BBC will give equal coverage with the same level of critisism to the opposite position, right? You know unbiased and impartial broadcasting and all that. Oh wait……..

  73. 73
    Billy's dirty arse says:

    Billy, you lied on this blog yesterday. Why haven’t you resigned.

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    Billy's dirty arse says:

    Yes you should Billy. You were caught out lying. It is the only honourable thing left for you to do.

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    smoggie says:

    And because they like to pick on wimmin and bully them mercilously. They recruit kids as suicide bombers while the top men sit around eating pilaf all day.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I have a ‘safe’ word.

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    smoggie says:

    Simple answer – let’s ship them over to France. Some can even live with the prof.

    But they’ll have to leave their slaves behind as I believe they’ll never get them through customs. It’ll be cheaper to get new ones anyway rather than pay the excess baggage.

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    Evil Landlord says:

    shouldnt that be

    putt..putt..putt..putt ?

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    Evil Landlord says:

    Is that Holly Willoughbooby ?

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    A LArge number of Inidan MPs, State bigwigs, and others says:

    But honourable Sirs! is it that you do not realise that this is our natural custom and, as you civilised westerners say, ‘practice’?

    Are you coming to tell us that something wrong is it?

    For if so, how is it that your Barreness Udders has built a very fine villa courtesy of that nice Mr Brown?

    And the fact that she is also OUR Barreness shows how faithful she is to honoured tradition.

    Now would Sirs like some chai? and tiffin?

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    Mrs H. says:

    I just love things in little envelopes!

    Money especially.

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    Billy's dirty arse says:


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umprie ever ! says:

    Thanks everybodies

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    Willy Holloby says:


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    Mike Hunt says:

    Now that’s funny

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    The Observer says:

    Why do they now call them travellers when soooo few do so.

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    The Observer says:

    So be it.
    I thought they were talking about Simon Sharma.

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    Jimmy says:

    I think the 7 year old nephew did the story too.

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    dead funnyman says:

    From New Delhi to Darjeeling
    Why does trash end up in Ealing.

    It went bombudybom budybombudybom etc..

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    Seb coe's a cunt says:


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    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    This is were WE lose the plot,CHECK SPILLINGS !!

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    jaskaran singh says:

    This cartoon appeared in Pardes weekly..not des pardes

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    just saying, like says:

    I, as you would, clicked to increase the size of the picture on her muff…seems the frock is covered with smeg stains

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    AC1 says:

    Tet was a disaster for the Viet Cong till the Press spun it.

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    Heretic says:

    God i hate these Nigerian scams !

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    Heretic says:

    As a famous man once said ‘it takes a thief to catch a thief’,
    but if you are in the ‘club’ if you are ‘squared away’ & all the other
    guff to say you are a MASON !, what chance is there ??.
    (eh Guido ?)

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    Heretic says:

    Oh fuck,an intelligent person (give us a break guv !)

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    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    Big mac & fries please, hold the shit,sorry i’l go elsewhere !

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    Heretic says:

    Please don’t coat the chicken with your brand of crumb !!

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    Kim Randhawa says:

    I agree, infact let him fight for his innocence, get rid of him today. Racial tensions are not needed anywhere in the world, we have more than our share!

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