Des Pardes, the UK’s most popular Punjabi newspaper are sticking it to Ealing MP Virendra Sharma and his dodgy £5,000 donation from the Indian government. As Guido reported yesterday, the Electoral Commission are on the case. Funnily enough Sharma isn’t willing to talk to Guido on the phone. Something to hide perhaps?
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
He must be in trouble if a friend turns on him, much more to come i think.
You are very thick skinned after being told off yesterday for posting rubbish in order to get in first
A builder living on Europe’s largest illegal traveller site is secretly backing a lavish 33-home property development in Ireland, it emerged yesterday.
Michael Quilligan, the son of a traveller worth £24million, is among the 96 families who claim they will be made homeless when they are removed from Dale Farm in Essex.
However, planning records show that Mr Quilligan is the mastermind behind a multi-million-pound development in the town of Rathkeale, the spiritual home of travellers in the west of Ireland.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2037069/Dale-Farm-travellers-fighting-eviction-multi-million-pound-housing-estate-Ireland.html#ixzz1XvZOj0g9
Pikey bastards!
Billy, you lied on this blog yesterday. Why haven’t you resigned.
Loved this from Uncyclopedia on Pikies :-
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pikey
Impressive!
Now that’s funny
Insightful
Why do they now call them travellers when soooo few do so.
Billy, go back to your own country (hope you are living here legally) for a holiday and come back. I think due to lock of work you have lost your marbles, you need rest.
Anonymomg….. like all bullies, you are a coward and nasty and childish. Bog off you pillock!
Anony Mong – you are also getting on my tits
Please stop clogging this blog up with your pointless drivel and fuck off, there’s a good chap
*claps*
+1
+1. Imagine being jealous of our Bill !
Billy have you got new names now?
Thanks everybodies
This is were WE lose the plot,CHECK SPILLINGS !!
God i hate these Nigerian scams !
Has Sharma got his chapatis in a twist.
If Sarma if found guilty he should be kicked out of the parliament. It should take days ti find answers not years. Crook is a crook, it does matter whether its a right wing crook or left wing crook.
As a famous man once said ‘it takes a thief to catch a thief’,
but if you are in the ‘club’ if you are ‘squared away’ & all the other
guff to say you are a MASON !, what chance is there ??.
(eh Guido ?)
I agree, infact let him fight for his innocence, get rid of him today. Racial tensions are not needed anywhere in the world, we have more than our share!
Fuck off!
If anyone cares ‘daaru’ means booze.
Boos more like.
So be it.
I thought they were talking about Simon Sharma.
It’s not going well for America’s Brown…
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/queens/wins_anthony_weiner_queens_seat_yRHOa1IBVgJzMMmlveMbBO
I have a ‘safe’ word.
Should I resign from this blog after yesterday
Just fuck off!
What an original and erudite response.
Why thank you sir!
And a very beautiful part of the world it is too.
Yes you should Billy. You were caught out lying. It is the only honourable thing left for you to do.
Oh fuck,an intelligent person (give us a break guv !)
Lucky for this blog your boss won’t let you have your mobile on the shop floor.
Otherwise we’d have to put up with you 24/7. Like when you had your annual leave recently. God that was tedious.
Guido, no thread about Miliband’s “lashed to the mast” joke?
See quote of the day.
See pic of the day = http://tinyurl.com/64drjhl
Big mac & fries please, hold the shit,sorry i’l go elsewhere !
That Osborne seems like quiet a little deviant.
Now Ms Pain had joined him.
…said the man who likes to dress as a Nazi.
US ambassador to Afghanistan says attacks on Nato and embassy need to be put in perspective.
http://www.dawn.com/2011/09/13/three-children-killed-in-attack-on-peshawar-school-bus.html
Islamists bastards.
Please don’t coat the chicken with your brand of crumb !!
Not quite a Tet offensive moment really. Unlike Vietnam, this time the public knew the Afghan campaign was doomed from day one.
Tet was a disaster for the Viet Cong till the Press spun it.
Your table for 6 is ready Mr Vaz!
5 of those are for me.
Just the 5…are you on a diet you fatHunt?
OI!! WARZE ME FEKKIN 500 NIKKA DINNA SHARMA??
But…but…but..but…
shouldnt that be
putt..putt..putt..putt ?
Why did Clinton call the Taliban cowards? Fighting to the death is not cowardice. Unlike killing your enemy remotely with unmanned drones.
See 8
That will be 9 now
10
Maybe because tbey target innocent civilians?
It’s still not cowardly. It is despicable, evil and wrong
Targeting people who cannot fight is cowardly.
It is cowardly Sir Bill, as the innocent people they massacre have no chance whatsoever of fighting back.
But they all got shot?
And because they like to pick on wimmin and bully them mercilously. They recruit kids as suicide bombers while the top men sit around eating pilaf all day.
Funnily enough Sharma isn’t willing to talk to Guido on the phone
Ideologically too impure for a Labour ‘Community Leader’? If LabourLost had asked however…
Labourlost hasnt been the same sice dolly resigned in disgrace….
Resign
Did Guido remember 00 91 for Southall? They’re 4 1/2 hours ahead too I think.
Some French prof on the telly saying UK law is agin gypos human rights.
TWAT
He’s been touring the BBc Radio and TV studios all day.
He’s had so much airtime the Beeb must think he’s Miliband
Yes but the BBC will give equal coverage with the same level of critisism to the opposite position, right? You know unbiased and impartial broadcasting and all that. Oh wait……..
Simple answer – let’s ship them over to France. Some can even live with the prof.
But they’ll have to leave their slaves behind as I believe they’ll never get them through customs. It’ll be cheaper to get new ones anyway rather than pay the excess baggage.
Nice to see Rich n Mark getting more work.
Guido’s 7 year old nephew did that one.
I think the 7 year old nephew did the story too.
I want a cartoon of Met arresting Met (and Toilets for our infinite pleasure)
Could ‘Vikram’ give some cartooning lessons to Rich & Mark please?
Dearest Guido,
Al-Qaeda now run Tripoli and the head of the Military Council on behalf of the Nato backed NTC is wanted by the CIA.
What does your friend, David Cameron say about that?
Yours
Kevin.
Being a liberal myself,these things are bound to happen.
As you know Kev, there are more subversive ragheads in South Shields than there are in Tripoli, as your conk bears testimony.
Cant be all bad, £5.000 of our money found its way back to Britain, unfortunately it went to a thieving oily Hunte of a politician.
indeed
This site wants a final solution for umpires.
And a final solution for you too Pollytw@t. In your case, the sooner the better.
Kama Sutra to you too Polly
get a life
From New Delhi to Darjeeling
Why does trash end up in Ealing.
It went bombudybom budybombudybom etc..
This is what we have to expect now we live in a third world shitocracy.
In practice it is already happening but Posters of Ed Milliband standing next to a smiling Vishnu with the slogan “Vote for me and get a free plasma tv” will be next.
Might as well.
WOT SIZE M8T??
I love the Kama Sutra or something like that….
I prefer burnt Vindaloo
I have washed them all out…
Wouldn’t be surprised if the Indian press pick upon the story – hot topic with the recent Anna Hazari anti corruption hunger strike and demonstrations ,plus they love anything involving a successful NRI and a proven link to an Indian government department with a smoking cheque !
Very slip shod with the cheque – clearly not in the vaz league at all .
Even Neil Hamilton specified a brown envelope…
I just love things in little envelopes!
Money especially.
But honourable Sirs! is it that you do not realise that this is our natural custom and, as you civilised westerners say, ‘practice’?
Are you coming to tell us that something wrong is it?
For if so, how is it that your Barreness Udders has built a very fine villa courtesy of that nice Mr Brown?
And the fact that she is also OUR Barreness shows how faithful she is to honoured tradition.
Now would Sirs like some chai? and tiffin?
An outstanding lady!
http://tinyurl.com/6av5gjk
Is that Holly Willoughbooby ?
eh!!
I, as you would, clicked to increase the size of the picture on her muff…seems the frock is covered with smeg stains
This cartoon appeared in Pardes weekly..not des pardes