Gallows humour amongst Osborne’s people yesterday. The story goes that they were answering calls from hacks with a quizzical “banking or spanking?”
UPDATE: Guido is trying to track down the audio, but Natalie Rowe was just on LBC suggesting that the Chancellor has “a lot to answer for”.
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
No, she is not my slimmer, more attractive sister.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Rejoice!
UK inflation highest in developed world (+0.6% in August)!
Thank Y ahweh the k osher bogtrotter and the rest of UK’s bought and paid media brainwash the p sycho-s addo Brits, else us k hazar Hunts would be back sucking each other’s cocks in Mongolia.
What a wonderful Country, everyone come and sign on, criminals, torturers and slave owners especially welcome.
Celebrate the rich, multicultural diversity !! More votes for me !!
I would ring your GP as soon as you can, they do emergency appontments.
Dr Harold Shipman GP, at your service.
That is Great. A KGB spy running the country and George doing the TOOT. What a Great Pair of Lads. No wonder we are still in Afghanistan.
Ha Ha. What has George done to deserve this, Obviously has upset someone. The only way to the Top With a Hook in your Back.
Sharp as a bowling ball, and the same colour.
The only difference is that if I absolutely had to, I could eat a bowling ball.
Purple with pink and green swirly colours? Unusual eth-en-ick mix, even for Primrose Hill.
Is there a ‘travelers’ camp in Primrose Hill, Islington or Hampstead?
No, Rich Multi-cultural diversity (and it’s police and prison warder job stimulating effects) is for others to live next to.
BTW Billy
http://www.iod.com/home/public/flagship-events/flagship-events-calendar/iod-winter-sporting-lunch-2011/default.aspx
Osborne isn’t the only one who (allegedly) likes a spanking. Boy band One Direction have their own caner! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3810996/One-Direction-lads-are-on-the-move.html (The Sun says…).
Better than a flying Nokia (other brands are also available)
Ambulance chasing seems to be in fashion with Guido
I am really surprised by Guido in this smear story. I thought he had more about him then being led along on an anti Conservative anti Murdoch smear story.
But I suppose he is Derek Draper in disguise. Must have gone to Barkley.
The Conservative party is shit and always was when you look at it.
Just a bit more financialy prudent than the other shit crowd,Labour.
I hope they get destroyed and so make way for a proper right of centre party.
Fucking bed blocking bastards.
Get hold of a copy of The Structure of Politics at the Accession of George III, by Sir Lewis Namier. Nothing has changed in 250 years.
Unless I’ve missed it there is not even a passing mention to Louise in today’s Times…
I am very surprised you are making so much of this, and i am not happy that you are lowering your self to Draper/ Mc Bride level. Not happy.
Grow up you tribal twat!
A great addition to the debate! you moron.
I too am surprised by Guido’s agenda. I had a comment totally removed the other day for no good reason. Guido may well have vested interests.
This is all very interesting, but potentially all made up. Its her word against his. Surely if there was any truth in it, McBride would have made more of it?
Who to trust? Gideon or a fat old hooker….?
That is a tough one….
Whom to trust? Neither of them.
Osborne got himself involved in drug-taking and kinky sex. So what? People do daft things when they’re young, and the Max Mosley case showed a while ago that most people’s reaction to kinky sex stuff is ,”Not my cup of tea, but it’s his private life, he can get on with it.”
Coulson did him a favour. He later returned the favour. Yesterday, I thought that would be the thing that sank him. Today, I’m not so sure – after all, Coulson is political history.
As for Rowe, who’s pulling her strings? She complains with indignation about “invasion of privacy” in having her phone hacked, but she has completely betrayed the discretion that ladies of the night extend to their clients. She called Osborne a friend – she certainly isn’t treating him like a friend.
Rowe comes across as a washed-up ex-hooker looking for a pay-day. Osborne comes across as a young fool who has since grown up. I now think he’ll survive politically, albeit somewhat shaken.
As for Rowe, who’s pulling her strings?
I think that it is Rowe who pulls the strings. Until they shout “Louise”.
Tough choice, but on balance the fat old hooker has it. I mean, who on earth would ever trust a Bilderberger?
Please accept a full refund & fuck off to Conservative Foam.
You will find other neo liberals there to make you feel safe & warm.
Osbourne should resign – not whores & coke, for spending more than Mcmental.
Blue Labour out.
Sophie dear, please dont be so unpleasant, comments like yours are not taken seriously.
Sophie is correct, Gideon under dismal Dave, is pissing our futures away even faster than the lunatic Brown and his shower of incompetent thieves. The Conservative party are continuity Labour, with better suits and accents.
and hair!
This seems to be another piece of “Hackgate” news management by that shyster Mark Lewis. Is there anyone else as sick to the back teeth as I am seeing this odious creep Lewis constantly on the make in TV interviews. Of course, I’m not surprised Lewis is representing this fat whore in the hacking allegations. It seems this twat is trawling for clients to increase his profile and paypacket.
Lewis is grinding so many axes it makes me wonder what motivates the twat other than gaining a high profile, expanding his client base and fattening his bank account. Make no mistake – someone is financing his vendetta against News International. Scrotes like Natalie Rowe and many of Lewis’ other clients wouldn’t be able to afford his services, and I can’t believe he’s doing all this pro bono for so many. Is Max Moseley this vendetta?
Typo – the question should be ” Is Max Moseley financing this vendetta?”
He’s doing it on behalf of his very good friends at the Guardian. Simple.
Sorry, what I meant to say was, they’re all (Labour, BBC, Guardian and Mark Lewis) in it together.
I see the questions to Miliband at the TUC conference have been carefully stage managed. Not a single critical question by any of the delegates.
Miliband is getting a hard time from the unions. I have to say Miliband is absolutely useless – no change.
Being booed plays into his ‘not a Union stooge’ agenda
Imagine an animatronic puppet replaying Tony Blair’s repertoire of gestures and inflections, add an Aardman Animations face mask and you have recreated Miliband’s speech to the TUC.
I am amazed he has lasted this long as Leader,he is a real embarassment! great !
Who can take over and do a better job that not tainted by the horrors of the past 13 years
They have to find another Tony Blair amongst the new intake, hopefully a little more socialist than selfish this time round.
All socialist’s are selfish, that’s why they are always so keen to pull the ladder once they have got up it.
Please,please keep Miliband as leader .
Has last week’s Osborne scandal now been totally forgotten? I should have thought the staff would ask, “Banking, spanking or wanking?”.
That was beautiful.
The deaths of John Smith and Robin Cook were suspicious. Discuss.
Tony Blair soild his soul at the crossroads?
I subscribe more to ‘cock up’ than ‘conspiracy’ theories but fuck it,there have been quite a few deaths which have benefited Tony Blair and the New Labour
project.
The liberals have certainly made more from less to construct their pet conspiracies.
John Smith ate too many pies, bacon sarnies and kebabs with his TUC chums and as a result had a heart attack. Whats suspicious about that?
Suspicious in respect that Tony Blair,his fake opponent in the leadership contest (Prescott) and just about everybody who was anybody in the New Labour Project was based at the 1 Parliament St offices.
Ready and waiting it seemed.
Meant to say:
Based at the 1 Parliament St offices and not the official offices of the opposition,which is in the Palace of westminster itself.
Nah , this is a Mossad set up.
That’s right Billy Bollockhead, its the jooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Ding Dong!
More like King Kong!
Compare Jeffrey Archer’s £2000 worth
http://1.2.3.9/bmi/tasmaniantimes.com/images/uploads/judged2.JPG
Funny how you dont disclose Rowes/Osborne and the interviewers sexuallity or is it because they are straight?
Greasy George Osbornne
Next to leave cabinet now down to 8/1
http://sports.ladbrokes.com/en-gb/Politics-c110000037
shows the double standards in socitey.
Free Money
I want to know what is in the aeresol can on the table…..
No, it is not disclosed because it is fucking obvious they are straight.
Not sure that intercourse comes into it. She had a steady boyfriend in Sinclair at the time, and got pregnant by him – not an unwelcome pregnancy, or they wouldn’t have held a party to celebrate it. She played some kinky domination games with Osborne, she didn’t necessarily shag him. He’s now married, and has been for some time. Seems to point to both being (at any rate predominantly) straight.
It was reference to the Tory post yesterday( the scotland one) were Guido pointed out that she was a Lesbian and i was just asking why Guido pointed out she was a Lesbian and why does he not point out when a MP is straight.
Because the fact that she is a lesbian will titillate his contributors and inspire them into opening up and posting salacious comments thus providing amusement and hilarity for all to poke fun at.
Majority v Minority or 94% v 6%.
It’s taken as the norm to be straight, people are assumed to be straight until told otherwise. I suppose you find this unacceptable now.
I’d be more worried if George wasn’t making an ass of himself at 22, that’s what normal young men do. Trouble is, he keeps making an ass of himself as Chancellor now. That does worry me.
Only the BBC could spin Miliband’s poor show at the TUC conference as “paradoxically it could work in his (Miliband’s) favour”.
If Cameron had been booed at a conservative conference then it would be on BBC News continuously.
Yes. Did you also notice that on the 1.00 pm bulletin, they only showed Miliband’s poor show after they had firstly put on the item about James Murdoch being recalled to Parliament? Reminding the public of his ‘good works’ before they were forced to tell the truth about him being criticised by his own side. The BBC – they could spin for Alistair Campbell. Oh, sorry, they do, don’t they.
This woman is like all those who have made false accusations against me, although, given the chance, I would give her one. On another subject, this is how we do business in Portsmouth;
http://www.portsmouthnews.tv/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=4520:bailed-out-pyramids-company-in-lap-dance-scandal&catid=34:front-page-news
The Council sold the Pyramids to my boys and then gave them £1.4 M of taxpayer’s money to run it. It then went bust. Good business, Boaz.
When is this Crook, Pervert and Spy, going to be arrested?
You won’t get me sunshine. I am too well protected. Even the local newspaper publishes whatever I tell them to and removes any uncomplimentary comments. Jahbulon Gary Fearon, Editor The News, Portsmouth.
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politics/if_i_m_a_rebel_i_m_one_with_a_cause_says_mp_mike_hancock_1_3046166
If government leaders were high on cocaine and champagne and besotted with black whores they might make other bad decisions such as spending too much taxpayer’s money, engaging in illegal and pointless wars, allowing the country to be overun with third-world immigrants, selling off gold reserves for tuppence ha’penny and running industry into the ground.
No, these people cannot be trusted. Let’s return to the rule of Lesbians, Homos, psychopaths, thieves, fraudsters and failed social workers that served the country so well for thirteen years.
Yes. Call me old fashioned, but I believe that the majority of people in this country did not take drugs when they were young and would run a mile from them now, ditto vice in all its vile manifestations, and will be utterly sickened to think that once again, we have a person in the highest echelons of office who any ordinary, respectable mother or father would be embarrassed to shake hands with. Of course, Labour has its Hall of Shame. They’re all the same. It’s just that some people thought these lot might be better. Looks like we’ve all been fooled again.
“UPDATE: Guido is trying to track down the audio, but Natalie Rowe was just on LBC suggesting that the Chancellor has “a lot to answer for”.
Sounds like she is still playing, Maybe George should shout “Louise”?
Fuck off you sad bastard!
Yes, deep down, Gideon is loving the humiliation.
Why this was never explained or followed up on:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/mobile/uk-northern-ireland-14476518
Here’s the LBC phone interview.
http://www.lbc.co.uk/osborne-needs-to-tell-truth-about-drug-use-44749
“He’s now married, and has been for some time. Seems to point to both being (at any rate predominantly) straight.”
Ain’t that the truth
Why is Australian TV running with this? Is it just that they like to kick a Pom, any Pom, for any reason?
don’t know what all the fuss is about. Sex and drugs – oh Shock!! Horror!
It’s not like Osborne has been riding a rocking horse whilst wearing a nappy, or been fellated in the back of a taxi by Lord Fondleboy.
she sold her story so she could go get some liposuction
“banking or spanking?”
Vickers or Tart?
Why does she resort to innuendo when she could lay it on the line? (If she really has any dirt…)