Friday Caption Contest (Standing to Attention Edition)
Councils Should Not Blow Cash Subsidising Arts | Harry Phibbs
Old Holborn on Twitter Exile | Backbencher
Attorney General Warns Press Over Rebekah & Andy | Media Guido
UKIP Pros and Cons | Allister Heath
“The Double Income No Kids Existence” | Alex Deane
David Nicholson to Quit NHS Next Year | HSJ
We Don’t Have Gatsby-esque Inequality | Tim Worstall
Dave Will Still Win in 2015 | Toby Young
Activists Should Ignore the Sneerers | Jacob Rees-Mogg
NHS Can Kill Tories | James Kirkup
Dave Lets Labour Take Credit For Gay Marriage | FT
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ah! Monika says:
Google-eyed-Dave
Not the first time he has been happy to be surrounded by men in bare skin I’ll wager.
That’s Billy’s spot. I hope you’re not going to make a habit of this.
Leave it corporal, I hear he prefers the beef bayonet
Should have worn me baseball cap…it makes me look taller!
Hague: “Bear skin on your head, i see!”
Guard: “Bare skin on your head, i see!”
This is for the 911 memorial. that the BBC wont play
Bet he wishes it was the ’3rd Foot in Mouth’ Regiment
Suits you Sir
Four bareskins, one foreskin
‘He DOES like it up ‘im sir !’
Print more money and cut rates! Same as Brown / Darling then?
“That is why Christine Lagarde says our policy stance remains appropriate. But I agree with her that policy makers must remain alert to risks. That is why the automatic stabilisers and the ability of monetary policy to respond are key parts of the flexibility built in to our plan.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/8751817/George-Osborne-defends-Plan-A-as-rock-of-stability.html
Not exactly the wittiest caption response I have ever read.
W.W.
2nd time the person has tried posting it, Guido deleted the first time.
and then he allowed it, so what is your problem?
I can get the Adjutant to polish your helmet Sir
I like my SPADs to stand to attention- normally in a private hotel room to save money, you know.
Cameron is hair to Blair and Osborne is turning out to be hair to Brown.
Leave my best camp friends Tony & George out of this, otherwise I hit you will my large handbag, you anon b*tch
Must rush need to finalise my small £8million morgage, as I am lucky to have Bernie Mandoff dealing with the paperwork for a special ponzi package all backed up & guaranteed by UK tax payers
The Grenadier Guards were none too pleased with their new mascot.
A bellend amongst bear skins
Very good!
Men in uniform – with beaver…..ooooh Matron
A terrible misunderstanding followed Hague’s request to see the best foreskins in the army
I think, rather, he was thinking: “Yhis is a mistake, everyone will notice I am bald!”
hello sailor
“I like it when they all stiffen up”
Does it matters? I was upset when he gave a job to a person he shared a bed / room with.
So you have never shared a hotel room with a work collegue?
In the offices I have worked each one get a separate room.
when i used to do sales work we always had double rooms where possible.
This is the most ga* and bi friendly cabinet. I don’t know why some people are upset about this. Live and let others live.
“possible”; so it was your choice and its fine as long as the other person who you shared with doesn’t work for you or you did give him / her a job.
It was cheaper for the firm, travelling round the country they had certian deals with certain chains.
Yes we did all share with other colluges, Males shared rooms and so did the females.
Sharing a room was the problem was it Billy? The photo showed one bed and sharing with boss was the issue.
You think it is a issue?
Jesus Christ, I wonder how you survive in the real world.
Billy, Billy, Billy … do please elaborate about the deals with chains!
“All the nice boys like a guardsman…”
I love a bit of Bear skin
Lovely helmets
Never mind the “our European partners” crap, Mr ‘Ague, just remember they don’t like it up ‘em.
I too have a hairy head!! Its usually stuck up someones arse!
So what if I have got a raging hard-on? My wife’s had a miscarriage and everything.
“Any last requests, traitor?”
I’m not going to be able to give blood for a year, but by God, it’ll be worth it.
“It’s not a big bobby’s helmet, sir – it’s a busby”
And there was me thinking it was bad having two Red Eds going for you at once
They are changing the guards at Buckingham Palace, William Hague says call me Alice.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbEuRzlhIs&w=420&h=345%5D
Never been surrounded by so many erect men. Now who wants to share a room??!!
or a tumble on the mat ?
Did the fruit in the suit get hard near the guard?
Clearly the winning entry (and pun slightly intended)
Seconded!
There is such a thing as a hairy bald wig
Bare skin versus Bearskin
The picture has vanished?
What picture?
In the middle again. Yippee!
I prefer Bear Back
Ball-sack mounting ?
Anyone know if Milibong is on TWitter today?
Right lads, imagine I’m a biscuit…
Like it!
“Psst, Sir.. Your flies are undone”
“I know, Sergeant, I know..”
We need more females in this profession
Guarding the Queen!!
Queening the guard.
‘I was talking to your friend Seb Coe last night. Isn’t he a sweetie.’
’nuff said
Hello Sailor!!!
‘looks like a golden shower’
“Its ok lads , i will bring up the rear if you dont mind”
You can suck from the front as well!
BY THE NUMBERS ‘suck,spit suck,spit suck spit’
YOU ! GET THAT PATE POLISHED (use this spit)
“Looks like the Queen is late again, Sir..”
“What are you talking about, I’m here aren’t I?”
Fuck me!!!!
THIS IS THE CAPTION CONTEST!
How would you like to be cut
Hmmm, will tell Ffion sorry but looks like I am going tobe tied up all weekend as duty calls & she knows my real preferences afer all these years.
RIGHT – Stop the denying!
Which one is Ed Miliband and which one is Ed Balls?
is’nt that George Osbourne on the extreme RHS of the photo with his weapon in hand ??
Or Is this another Bullington Club outing ??
That’s what I thought as well
Stand up straight SIr! Oh, you are.
I like erect men…..
“They don’t like it up ‘em Sir..”
“Taxi!”
Hague and Sarkosy inspect the Guards
Squaaaad! Camp it, up!
Please stop allowing access to these recruitment videos for our MP’s !!
we know they are all members of the very exclusive sh*rt lift*rs golden rivet club & lavishly paid for by the down trodden tax payers……we object to having our nose’s rubbed in it by these bertie woofters……
Now who’s next for a large one up the a*rse with or without lubricant ?
ME PLEASE – without – I love it even more when it hurts!
Oh wish I was there to give William my large one up his a*se ?
Don’t think my brazilian hole will mind…..well maybe just a quickie……
This medal sir? It’s for wounds suffered in the line of duty.. I was the man who was detailed to protect Gordon Brown. Took a photocopier to the head.
rather than up the ar*e then ?
Hague is disappointed. Seeing the guard changing is not as exciting as he’d imagined.
‘Eh lad, amazing to think they used to think this twat was the future of the Tory party’.
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?”
‘This is my rifle,this is my gun,one is for drilling one is for fun !’
Fcuk William,but I can’t be there as I already have my rear end deep invasive treatment (no vasilene type) booked up………..
”Pst…..Mr Hague. want to come and see my barracks?”
Corporal Thornthwaite was all too familar with the Hague convention.
Winner
Rugs R Us you say, any colour other than black?
See that bloke Balls over there, I want you to cut him fast and deep.
I’ve told you before to stop picking your nose with that bayonet! No wonder your coats are all red.
“Oi you mong, do your bottom button up, you look like a sack of shit !”
I’ll lick this lot into shape.
‘March them into the double room,& march them out again’
I prefer brown hatters myself.
See this bit of cutlery Minister?
Spin on it.
No, not here ,later in the hotelroom
Right!
You tiny smarmy bald-headed little git – now y’hands are tied behind y’back
I’m gonna slip this long shiny pointed thing right up your arse !
Got it? We’ll see who’s who in your Foreign Orifices !!
Blimey lads! its Ross Kemp!
“No Sir, we don’t have any Gay Hussars, but we do have a Bi-Curious Bombadier”
They do like it up ‘em!
He does like it up him !
What do you mean I’m the egg?
Come on all together & sing……..
“All the nice boys luv a soldier, all the nice boys luv his pr*ck”………………
where’s your cap, Wee Willie?
leave it! out he looks like a Jap snipper Ahh- sole
WH – So, Mr Guard, where’s my bearskin?
Guard – Venezuela.
Changing of the Gourd.
(GOURD Definition: a bald fruit with a round bottom that holds a lot of seed)
makes one* proud to be Skittish*
Foot guards !
Give me mounted guards every time.
“I can’t find my little Willy!”
He is there in front of you
hello honky tonks
Oooooo, you are awful.
Ok lads, which one of you has my baseball cap?
C’mon lads let’s see yer bare-skins!
Up to your Neck in* Muck* & bullet’s
‘ere, I remember seeing that geezer when he was a mopp head , now he is a slap head
Hmmmm There was I thinking there would’nt be enough bear skins to go round after the drastic cuts, now I’m spoilt for choice…..
Haigh: is it true what I have read in my history books about guardsmen in Victorian times.
“You have one last wish!”
Wait forrr it …wait forrr itttt…… EYESsssss C’nt
I say lad where can I get one of those things on their head, I but it would be lovely and warm in winter
… got anything a bit shorter?
Proof that you can indeed polish a turd.
Wee Willie Haguey inspects the guard
Long swords and furry hats makes him so hard
Winking at a squaddie, blushing at a gun
Thinking of those big boys and a night of barracks fun
Yes Sir We will guard Sir Stuart Bell @ his surgery office !
Please Don’t Bruise Me as ‘er in doors is starting to suspect something going on!
Greasy George Osborne – RHS with medal.
Boy’s toys!
I’m wid of that gwizzwy bear skin, west and wewaxation Huh HuhHuh
“Normally we guard the Queen, sir”
The comedy wigs joke was a bit harsh on poor William…
Foreign Secretary wears a suit
The Grenadier’s eyes are only sensitive to motion. If I stand very still, they can’t see me.
The entrance is next to the column sir
A standing Prick has No conscience ( fact )
And which one of you handsome lads is Ben Ghazi?
Secretary of State for Defence resolutely refuses to face up to some rather large chaps whose salary he is about to take away, Hague is first reserve, an offer simply too good to turn down.
Hallo lads, I just popped by to let you know that I’ll be the fellow who will be delivering your P45s when you get back from Kabul in February.
Damn! I thought you were the guys with shiny helmets!
ALPECIN WORKS!
Hirsute judges conclude that for some, Regaine is a pile of crap.
I do love a man in uniform
‘i would love to polish your button’
No Ffion, you can not take a proper man home,
The fairy at the bottom of our guardsman
lol
Who guards the guards?
All present and erect. Which guardsman do you fancy? Only takes a shilling sir
Afghan vet corrects Hague on why he received Khyber Pass medal.
Baldrick. permission to squeak Sir
Scruffy short arse to my front – ger yer haircut!
Her majesty certainly isn’t the only queen around here.
I like an erect military man.
The mystery shopper was very unimpressed with the parade of undetectable wigs on display.
“Thank God it isn’t that bastard Gordon Brown! Last time he was here he flicked snot at me and then wiped his snotty fingers on his bearskin! The filthy beast!”
Real men look down upon a fraud
Shouldn’t there be a railway carriage involved?
‘I’m always the short-arse at these military events.Stop thinking about arses you idiot! Oh what a giveaway.’
‘ After this is over,we’re all going to kiss and lick your balls Mr Haig.Now you just stand there and think about that for a minute,Sir.’ Enterprising soldier wins coarse bet with comrades.
Hague: “I feel a general erection coming on”.
William Hague and his privates.
Is she? or Isn’t she ?. No just very wearing!
All the nice boys love a soldier.
Right-wing tosser shares bed with “special advisors”
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‘BUDGET CUTS: ONE IN FIVE WITHOUT EGG-COSYS!!’