Given his “crash and burn” joke at the GQ Man of the Year Awards the other day, it’s unfortunate timing that a certain website has been spreading like wildfire around Treasury civil-servants today. Enjoy…
UPDATE: And it’s not getting any better for Boy George today:
Unfortunate timing for George Osborne's visit from Wang Qishan today after GQ pottymouth. China vice-prem's name pronounced 'Wan-Ger-Shan'.—
Sun Politics (@Sun_Politics) September 08, 2011
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Not in the Nokia chucking league.
Is that the same George Osborne who said that he would match Labour public spending plans?
Or is it the other George Osborne who is spending even more than Labour planned?
It does look like a Tom Baldwin retaliation for http://awkwardedmilibandmoments.tumblr.com/
neither site is any good and the Osbourne GQ performance was ill considered and raises concerns about his judgement – but more than anything, it shows the level of childishness among the SpAds
Has anybody spotted my new monkier yet – not the same name. Maybe there will be a prize for the frist one to spot it
Illiterate Wanker?
Where do I claim my prize?
Quote: “monkier “.
You are a chimpanzee, named “Brooke Bond” and I claim my £5.
Its the Osborne who will out spend Labour by forcing people to lose jobs and then pay them dole.
Are you suggesting that the Government should actually default on its debt repayments? Because the reason that this government are spending more than labour did, whilst cutting spending on services is directly because the last labour government created the biggest government deficit EVER and that has directly created a massive, inflating cost called debt interest.
IF we had been unfortunate enough to have had the labour government after May last year, then with their much smaller cuts, the debt would be increasing far faster and the debt interest rate would have gone up, so that the amount that the government would be spending solely on debt would be far higher. Chances are, the overall deficit would be going UP again by now, thus increasing debt much faster than is currently the case.
Or would you prefer our economy to go the way of Greece?
He will do a Liebore and reduce the the time people can unemployment benefit, just like liebore, it may be reduced to 3 months then on to SS, if they qualify that is.
This government that is borrowing £400 million EVERY DAY and has debts of £3.589 TRILLION.
what do you suggest?
And you will be the first one to apply for a redunancy?
Just a minute. Who’s that? It’s that lefty BBC a***licker, David Mitchell. Impossible to lower the tone any further, then.
Crash for cash: Gang ‘faked more than 120 car accidents in £1m insurance scam’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2034993/Crash-cash-Gang-staged-120-fake-accidents-1m-insurance-scam.html
The bankers and politicians crashed the UK economy for cash, that is, cash to the bankers and the politicians, and taxpayers to pay for the biggest fraud and deception in the history of planet Earth.
Come on upsh1t just admit that Osborne’s a wanker. It’ll make you feel better.
Why, does he just not get it?
I thought Ed Balls is a bigger wanker. It’s okay to steal peoples savings and pensions to fund the lavish lifestyle on cheap credit for feckless borrowers.
Savers ARE NOT SPENDING like they would in a normal downturn / recession, because their money is being stolen and spent by the feckless (including government). Are you economists thick or something, interest rates so low your economy is f*cked! Truly f*cked.
Still going on about a VAT cut. People have not stopped spending because a £100 (ex VAT) item is £2.50 more expensive. And either this economy is all George Osborne’s fault, or it’s “a global problem”, make up your mind which it is. You moron Balls.
If your business needs credit, you should not be in business. Stop expecting others to subsidise your lack of money control.
Agree with your views on Balls but not so sure credit is inherently bad. How would most companies expand without it?
Even countries, Singapore debt is 132% of GDP it is growing by 15%. Debt is not the problem, the problem is what it is funding. In UK debt is used to pay people to sit at home in Singapore debt is used to build the country.
£100 (ex VAT) item is £20 more expensive. Even companies that manufacturer of sell the products make 20% profit. It will be better to abolish VAT.
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Only because of the beloved EU’s VAT imposition. 17.5 % to 20% means an extra £2.50 per £100. You obviously went to the same economics teacher as Gormless Gordon and Edwina Balls!
£100 + 15% VAT = £115
£100 + 20% VAT = £120
Difference £5.
NB Food is zero-rated so it hasn’t gone up.
I spent £10.40 in the supermarket this morning. £0.61 of this was VAT, on bogroll and toothbrushes (net £3.06). £6.73 was zero-rated. If VAT had been 15% the VAT amount would have been £0.45 or £0.46, depending if rounding was in place. I suggest this £0.15 or £0.16 isn’t going to make any difference to me.
NB 2: There is VAT on beer. Boo!
Bugger. 15% is irrelevant as the rate previous to its increase was 17.5%. Merde.
Anonymous would like all to know that his A* Mathematics certificate has just arrived. He is about to join the Balls Shadow Treasury Team.
Why need England tremble? The future of the country is in his hands
Have you read my book yet, Bollokov ??
How was that for you, Mr. Balls ?
Reduction in Capital Gains Tax.
Was 18% – people paid it grudgingly.
Now 28% – people go non dom and the revenue never see a penny.
Just the left’s alternative to the awkward faces of Ed Milliband.
Is it a gay mag? Or is it the one people read in the toilet? Can someone say what this mag is about.
Gayers can read it but it’s supposed to be a lads mag, I think, know what I mean nudge nudge,wink wink.
The many faces of George Osborne.
Seems to be a missing word in the title.
Either SEX or TOILET will do.
Bill I think he is trying to out do Kenny Williams
Look at him. I can just see him paying some hooker to whip him round the face, all based on some upper-class childhood disconnect from his mother.
That is not “some hooker”.
That is Geraldine. She is buxom, fearsome, and she DEMANDS respect.
Especially from her Children. So Apologise.
pretty ordinary if you ask me.. (and I’m no fan of his..)
Couldn’t agree more – all of the Tories seem reasuringly normal compared to the massed ranks of weirdos , sad bastards and freaks , that make up the labour and limp dim support.
Are you taking the effing piss? over privileged bunch of tory twats. Which Conservative club are you paying subs to again?
Of course, most Labour Party MPs went to comprehensive schools and that’s where they send their children to as well. No privileges there eh?
Goes with yachtgate as proof -positive that George lacks maturity -even taking his extreme youth into account.
“It is a pleasure to win this award. I’ve just come from addressing about 300 bankers in the City of London and it says something about my profession that I was still the most unpopular person in the room. It is a fine recognition.
“I’m not sure who actually reads the politics pages of GQ magazine though – I suspect they are the only pages of the magazine that a teenage boy hasn’t stuck together while reading the magazine. Some might say that’s because the w*****s are on the page rather than reading them.”
Lighten up !! It’s a joke: remember the days when people could actually tell each other a few jokes without the PC Brigade damning everyone with an ‘ism’ label.
I suppose Osborne’s comments are ‘masturbationist’ ??
True – but then again, he IS the chancellor. You know – sombre gravitas?
Good job he wasn’t foreign secretary in 1999 and charged with the duty of meeting the then head of state of Niger – President Wanke. The name did indeed have two syllables.
http://cazzyjones.blogspot.com/2011/09/niger-and-gaddafi-follow-that-camel.html
jokes are good – have you heard the one about the chancellor of the exchequer, the black prostitute and class a drugs?
RACIST !
Hello Mr McBride, how’s your luck these days?
could be worse – not to be sniffed at.
you?
Gideon will never live that down, people have long memories but like me short memory poor. Those pictures would be more entertaining, any photos of the Bullindon Club on the rampage in Oxford
To all those that criticise Osbourne please tell us what you would do to get the economy going.
takth and thpend, takth and thpend
more thothial juthtith, more thtanding on the thoulderth of thwagetteth
I’m thurprithed that no-one hath mocked Ed Miliband’th thententh full of ethh wordth during yetherdayth PMQth.
It detherveth a blog of itth own.
Take half of Tony B£iar’s and Peter Mandelson’s wealth and distribute it to the poor.
Collect taxes from Vodafone?
They pay the amount required by law.
As I understand it, they could have been pursued for more but were allowed to settle for much less.
This isn’t small amounts we’re talking about.
Yes. What is Dave Hartnett (Gordon’s political appointee) playing at?
As we have said quite extensively we would cut the deficit in half in four years without making any cuts or having any policies.
I think that makes it plain
Plan A++
Cut taxes.
Cut more spending.
Stop wasting money on windmills and solar panels and increase clean coal powered capacity.
Build the Severn barrage
Build Boris Island airport and scrap the new train line to Brum.
Turn the A1 into a motorway.
Withdraw from political Union with Europe.
Benefits last for 6 months after that unless you have very very good reasons they stop.
Bring back Polytechnics.
Only immigrants who create wealth or serve are allowed into the country and never on a permanent basis until they have proven their worth and loyalty to the country.
For a start.
good ideas – now all we need is a conservative government to implement them
Boris island (and severn barage for that matter), sound a lot like a bottomless pit for taxpayers money.
Quite the opposite. As anyone who has flown to Hong kong will tell you. Built in record time and British architects. A project like that would not only give the economy an immediate boost it would also sustain the economy. Would also remove pollution from London. As the Island is also a sort of barrage it will also be used for tidal generation.
The severn barrage is very do-able and unlike windpower it will always be generating so no need to build conventional stations to back it up. I suppose they could also stick a motorway, train line and cycle track on top and a few hundred windmills painted yellow to look like daffodils
“the opposite”, so it would be so lucrative that the government would make masses of tax revenue from letting someone build it? If that were the case big building companies with plans, lobbying the government to be allowed to do it.
London isn’t hong kong.
Barages don’t always generate electricity by the way.
clean coal powered capacity
That was sold to the Germans over 20 years ago
Man who go to bed with problem on mind, wake up with solution in hand.
He also say mathematician with constipation works it out with pencil
I thought it was “…chews a pencil and works it out in logs.”
Man who take porn mag on camping trip, have one intent.
I was always taught that he worked it out with a pencil AND paper. Musta bin a difrunt skool.
Never share bag of chips with man who has itchy arse…..me in other words
If Blair had not lied over Iraq then Baha Mousa, along with thousands of others, would still be alive. How many families has Blair ruined for ever.
He is a good Roman Catholic and an Irishman at least he tells us, do you believe him
Laurel to Cameron’s Hardy?
Osbourne- a mere footnote in history as a weak Chancellor with no actual policies or beliefs other than being in power.
One term Tories – then into the wilderness for another 13 years at least – richly deserved.
* Cut taxes
* Cut spending
* 50% reduction in the size of the state
* Leave the EU
….just some proper Conservative values & solutions to our fiscal woes that this cabal of EUSSR neo liberals will never even consider..
Do you think that absent some catalysing event, a new pearl harbour, that UKIP could ever get more than even 15% in the polls? Baring in mind that they would need over 45% to form a government. Even if they got enough MPs to be able to prop up a coalition, they would never ever be invited to do so by either labour or the tories.
In fact I think that some tories, (Cameron, Osborne, Louise Mench) would prefer a labour government to a tory government propped up by UKIP.
So either way you slice it, we are stuck with left of centre, third way, delusional climate changey EU loving Britain betraying politically correct immigration loving bastards in Government.
I shall still be voting UKIP as this is the only way now to get a real change away from labour or their imposters in the liberal/tory coalition.
Cameron’s blatant Pro-EU ‘outing’ in the Commons’s yesterday was the very very last straw for me, and even my rabid hatred of labour will not convince me to vote tory now.
Cameron’s conservative party are NOT a Eurosceptic party at all. They are equally as Pro EU as labour and the liberals, but less honest about it.
Do you mean, he who is the heir to the Osborne baronetcy (of Ballentaylor, in County Tipperary, and Ballylemon, in County Waterford), surely not, he is a sunbeam, a shining light to all and sundry.
Modded again? Welcome to BBC HYS.
Probably posting your usual u kipper sh1t then Suzy ? FFS, read Cammila Longs interview with Farage and then explain how you’re going to sell him to a sceptical public !
Fuck off!
You refer to an old article from before the last election? When UKIP are rising quickly in the polls and are very close to the Lib Dems now and on course to become the third force in British politics.
They have more support than the greens and the B&P combined and are headed for being the third party.
So the choice of who to run the economy is Osborne or Balls?
God help us.
See above !
Would he become the godfather for my children
I only godfather the ‘Great and Good’.
When one of Bill Clinton’s Arkansas Razorback Hogs farrowed a litter of ten piglets, Blair gratefully agreed to be their godfather.
……and of course the rich
Stop the cuts!
stop the cun*ts
Sir Stuart bell on Jeremy Vine.
“Hello Sir Stu. We have had some reports about you…”
“They’re all untrue. baseless allegations from political opponents.”
“Well thanks for clearing that up. Would you like to say hi to anyone? Any records you want playing..?”
“No…I must be off..important work opposing evil Tory-led cuts to be done.”
“Thanks for coming in, Sir Stuart Bell..”
That really was about it.
On I-player soon -
13.57 – 13.59.
picture of George behind bars reminds me -
http://www.thestar.com/printarticle/1049114
35000 people arrested as terorists since 9/11
and we still only get the american widows view of her loss that day not that of afghanis or iraqis – apparently they like the british population are expendable
Yawn.
Your point is?
What head has Wurzel got on today, then?
I wish the GQ magazine had been around when I was a teenager.
Having to balance my mums Littlewoods catalogue on my chest while have a five knuckle shuffle was a nightmare.
Having seen George in action confirms that it’s the Labour Politicians who are the comedians.
Lib/Lab/Con = all the fucking same. I want my country back you thieving criminal fucktards.
GQ was a fucking embarrassment. The guy is an utter c’unt.
Very droll to have an alleged comedian saying an elected MP is lowering the tone!
Never trust the Sun on foreign languages. Wang Qishan is pronounced ‘wung chishun’. You will hear this if you copy his name, 王岐山, into Google Translate and listen to it.
easy for you to say
Fair play to George for making the effort. Nice one!
Appalling
George oddballs impresses no one. He is a fiscal illiterate, whatever that is.
Meow!
OK, is their someone who longs for George’s job?
Who is nasty and vile enough to keep launching such horrible attacks?
Who has form for such activities in the past?
Oh, but that’s just Balls, isn’t it?