September 7th, 2011

Dorries PMQs Moment


  1. 1
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    I like a PM with a sense of humour. Good answer.

  2. 2
    MrAngry61 says:

    Nice put-down by Cameron, and he didn’t even have to address the question.

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Dagger eyes from Clegg.

  4. 4
    BringBackGordonBrownAsPM says:

    I want a PM who can do the job.

  5. 5
    Sov_Res says:

    Yes Mr Cameron, I find the subject of vacuuming foetuses from their mothers’ wombs to be hilarious too. Prat.

  6. 6
    Ivor Grumble says:

    Oh hee hee sexual innuendo. Hunt.

  7. 7
    Sov_Res says:

    Of course when the PM said “Calm down, dear” to Labour’s Angela Eagle at PMQs a few month’s back, the left *erupted* into fulminating outrage about the supposed “sexism” of this remark.

    But Cameron uses an adolescent snark to side-step the subject of abortion and all the MPs male and female reveal their true liberal characters, don’t they? Slapping their thighs and cackling to each other. You couldn’t print what I really thought of them.

  8. 8
    Billy Bowden's Bum Boy says:

    That’s SO not sexist – why are the left getting their knickers in a twist?!

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Nadine Dorries was laughing too.

  10. 10
    Strange Choice of Monica says:

    And Gordon could do the job? I think you’ll find his staff are busy writing articles for the Chinese press. Gordon’s too busy with something or other. He’s too busy to even be an MP these days.

  11. 11
    Politicians are CUNTS says:

    just watching them, all back after 3months holiday, reminded that not one of them has a fucking clue about what’s going on in the real world

  12. 12
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    Best you get back to counting pencils in the stationery cupboard then or whatever other non-job you have. Try some camomile tea, it might soothe your anger. Don’t whatever you do get involved in real life.

  13. 13
    Dave Flashman says:

    Laughter is the best antidote against the lunatic wing of the Party.

  14. 14
    Sov_Res says:

    This comment was an attempt to accomplish what exactly?

  15. 15
    Confused of Uxbridge says:

    Can someone explain to me why this is funny or newsworthy?
    What Innuendo?
    I don’t get it.

  16. 16
    Billys battered ring says:

    To show what a c’unt you are of course

  17. 17
    Sov_Res says:

    As Douglas Adams was so often wont to write, pointing out the obvious is one of the most idiotic commonplace traits of homo sapiens.

  18. 18
    Stephen P says:

    Maybe Nadine doesn’t either?

    I too don’t actually know what the question was based on so am missing the joke.

    HELP Please!

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Excellent question.

    CMD has no answer.

    What a crushing disappointment he is.

  20. 20
    Dave says:

    I think I’ve finally worked out Nadine Dorries. She reminds me of the awful ‘joke’ X-Factor contestants – you know the sort – Wagner, Chico, Jedward – who are just there to make the other contestants look better.

    She can’t present an argument coherently. The calibre of her debate would embarrass a school debating society, let alone the primary debating chamber of the UK. And when people start to pick her argument apart, she resorts to personal insults, slurs and remarks that border on libel/slander.

    But MPs don’t want to get rid of her – they know she’s a joke, but at the end of the day, she makes all of the rest of them look better. It’s almost enough to make you feel…sorry for her.

  21. 21
    Voice of Reason says:

    The same thing could be said of most of the women Mps who are really out of their depth and should be at home doing something worthwhile.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    sexually frustrated

  23. 23
    Nemo says:

    It is what the little boys on this blog call humour, you know one of the lads

  24. 24
    Nemo says:

    They do not live in the real world, they rely on what their underlings tell them, trouble is they are only told what they want to know, they would rather spend time in the member’s bars kocking back the subsidised

  25. 25
    Mad Hatty says:

    Suits me

  26. 26
    Stephen P says:

    Except for Louise née Bagshaw who is a doll and a Mensch?

    The average female MP is probably no worse than the average male? Just more noticeable?

  27. 27
    Confused of Uxbridge says:

    Sexually frustrated – about what? It is bizarre? Why is this news? Why is it funny?

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    (She was on the TV prog with other useless Mps *House full of MPS) ?? Fly on the wall with Duncan smith)

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    (correction)Tower Block of Commons Channel 4

  30. 30
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Google is your friend, use it…

  31. 31
    Jabba the Cat says:

    She was rather good on Newsnight where that little prick Michael Wolff got a severe verbal kicking from Murdoch’s biggest shareholder.

  32. 32
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    The good news chaps is that there’s no need for Nadine to be frustrated, as she’s still signed on to the parliamentary escort agency. For a very reasonable £150 you can make this cougar purr, and she still fits her nurse’s uniform (there’s no extra charge for this, but there may be for some of her other nursing specialities).

  33. 33
    fistful of dorries says:

    no way – she gets plenty, normally up the arse

  34. 34
    Louise Mental MP says:

    Obviously because strong and intelligent women like us threaten them

  35. 35
    Gormless Brown says:

    A PM that can do the job? That rules out Gormless Brown then even according to his own people.

    (Just a thought…is “BringBackGordonBrownAsPM” really Gormless Brown??)

  36. 36
    annie nonimus says:

    Neither is Nadine Dorries according to the PM

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  38. 38

    Soundly defeated in the vote, too.

    Lesson for all those longing to import tea-party/dominionist/hysterical political rhetoric from the US: it will make you a fucking laughing stock over here.

  39. 39
    Cameron Is A Cunt! says:

    I’d be more than happy to help Nadine out with her frustration, I’ll bet she’s a great shag and dirty with it!

  40. 40
    sg-strummer says:

    Dont see why neo-guido is putting the boot into Dave here, even Dorres was laughing at the unintentional ‘in’ joke and he used the house’s typically ‘fnar fnar’ response to avoid answering a politically awkward question.

  41. 41
    Goodbye Dave says:

    Slimy creep. He lost my vote months ago.

    He’ll have to watch his back from now on.

    He should have known the most effective way of establishing a lifelong enemy is to take the piss out of them. Nadine and others will now be waiting for a dish best served cold.

  42. 42
    Breton says:

    I’m worried about your sense of humour. Don’t give a shit about sexism etc but that’s not a good joke…

  43. 43
    The Other Bloke says:

    A outrageous male chauvanist remark. Mind you, Nads is looking quite hot after the recess, she must have had a bit of work done or I am just getting old.

  44. 44
    Rob says:

    She’s so narcissistic it’s embarrassing.

  45. 45
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I’m a volunteer for some of that, nurses turn me on, especially when they are young and wearing their uniform, and, if possible, talk with an eastern european accent. Jahbulon.

  46. 46
    Scratch a "Progressive", find a Marxist-Leninist says:

    Dorries will never get higher than a backbencher. What’s Labours excuse for choosing Ed Miliband? Oh I forgot, no MPs or members voted for him, the unions got him there.

  47. 47
    Hugh Mann says:

    Even left bloggers get all hot and bothered by the lovely Nadine.

  48. 48
    John Prescott says:

    How long you been working in a library?

  49. 49
    John Maynard Keynes says:

    Its the Economy STUPID

  50. 50
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:


    I agree that Nadine is more of a MILF, though if you try her you won’t be disappointed, she puts that experience to very good use, and what else are you going to spend £150 on? As for the other thing, I’ll have to ask my contact Vlad when he’s expecting his next shipment from Belarus, and get back to you.

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