“The Welsh Government is looking for new massage and complementary therapists to “de-stress” workers” reports the BBC. Is this really a good idea though?

Welsh politics and “massage” have not gone well together in the past. Cast your memory back to 2003:

“One of Wales’s most respected politicians was found dead in a massage parlour, it was confirmed today. Police are investigating after Dr Phil Williams, former shadow Welsh economic development minister, was found dead in Cardiff parlour “A Touch of Class”.”

You have been warned boyos…