September 5th, 2011

Rumour: LibDem Chief Exec Quits

The move to the new HQ must have gone well then…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Not another dodgy donation is it?

    • 29
      Billy's Mum says:

      Well done Billy, you got in first again. Hope nobody tears you a new arsehole this week. It is very embarrassing down the bingo when that happens.

    • 41
      Bip O'Lar says:

      No. He had a bout of Hari depression. It is contagious.

  2. 2
    ReddyEddy says:

    Government is just too hard. Boohoo

    • 9
      The BBC states the case against the Tory Party for failing to act in the national interest says:

      ++++++++++++++Breaking News++++++++++++++++++++++++++

      We understand from senior Labour sources that the present Labour front bench had absolutely nothing to do with or any knowledge of discussions with foreign governments or regimes or in fact anything that occurred in regard to the United Kingdom for the period 1 May 1997 up to and including 7 May 2010 in domestic,financial and foreign policy. Senior Labour figures have also made it clear to the British people that the blame for anything that occurred during that period must be laid firmly at the doors of the Tory party in failing to undertake the role of a responsible Opposition in questioning the policies undertaken during that time by the government…..

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Lets face it, Having to work alongside Mike hancock, chris Hunt, Vince the frayed cable , simon hughs and mark oatan must be a drain on ones energy.

  4. 4
    Rt Hoon Tom Whatson MP Aothor PEN says:

    How much is Fox on?

    If it’s paying a mill a year my hat is in the ring.

  5. 5
    East India Company wallah says:

    You obviously have great hearing-I didnt think anyone cared if im honest

  6. 6
    Loungelizard says:

    Steady on…this isn’t Mumsnet.

  7. 8
    Vicky Vermin an 'onest rioter says:

    This way bad innit?

  8. 11
    annette curton says:

    Lib-Dem Chief Exec Quits?, I just don’t know what the world is coming to, another sleepless night.

  9. 12
    Sir William Waad says:

    The Lib Dems have a ‘chief executive’? A bit corporate, isn’t it? What about a ‘moderator’, ‘chief non-judgemental facilitator’, ‘ringmaster’, or ‘Arcane Druid’?

  10. 13
    The BBC says:

    What is the Coulson/Mudoch angle on this?

  11. 14
    Jacques Chirac says:

    Moi et M. Abdelbaset et M. Mubarak et M. Ernest Saunders sont having a petit party pour les gens qui sont trop poorly pour standing the trial and having seulement un few months pour vivre. C’est vraiment a rave!

  12. 17
    BringBackGordonAsPM says:

    Hope he rot`s in hell for the damage his party have done to the country.

    • 25
      Gordon Brown's Nurse says:

      It’s time for your medication again Gordon, one pink, one blue and some lovely fizzy orange.

  13. 20
    BringBackGordonAsPM says:

    Vote Labour and we will keep you safe!

    • 35
      Tessa Tickles says:

      I’m quite capable of keeping myself safe, thanks. That’s the difference between intelligent people and supporters of Milimong’s Parasite Party; the former can look after themselves, the latter need Milimong and Harman to run their lives for them.

  14. 22
    Sophie says:

    Rusty, if you are reading this: Where is my EU referendum you slimy lying Heathite bastard.

  15. 23
    Rat's arse says:

    Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chris Fox has resigned?????????? How we will all miss him.
    Such a sad loss (etc).

    Right now, Who the f@ck is this man and why should we be bothered?

    • 34
      Backwoodsman says:

      Probably the one who took over from the fat one who gave lots of parties, shagged girly staffers and had a bit of a problem with his HOL expense claims. Well, a lot of a problem if viewed from the taxpayers perspective. Reynard ?
      Think he did the Kirsty Alsop scam, or similar. ( Location, Location.)

  16. 26
    yawn says:

    How exciting.

  17. 27
    BringBackGordonAsPM says:

    This is the worst goverment in history, it`s time for change!

    • 37
      Tessa Tickles says:

      You were in a coma between May ’97 to May 2010? Try reading Alastair Darling’s forthcoming book, or google “dodgy dossier” or “Damien McBride” or “Labour fucked the nation’s finances again” to catch up on events.

      PS: two Ns in “government”.

  18. 30
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    first day back at Westminster (notice i didn’t use the word “Work” )
    The Tory benches seem to be full
    Yet as Sky news pointed out earlier the Labour benches are half empty !
    Maybe they too are suffering with “Brownsyndrome”

  19. 32
    BringBackGordonAsPM says:

    The current Goverment are selling our children into the hand`s of private buisness, this is a Goverment of the rich for the rich!

  20. 33
    Paddy Splashdown says:

    Can someone please invite me onto TV so I can give my worthless unwanted opinion in that smug way where I narrow my eyes and take on a pompous tone.

    • 42
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      Me too and make sure there are some attractive young girls around when I arrive.

  21. 38
    Being born English is to win first prize in the lottery of life says:

    Maracon, more like!

  22. 39
    Being born English is to win first prize in the lottery of life says:

    This new numbering of postings is utter crap.

  23. 40
    There is no us Edinburgh cos it can go + fuck itself says:


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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