Brown Gets the Celtic Treatment
Were you on a flight from Edinburgh to Geneva yesterday? Gordon Brown was, presumably on the way to speak to his comrades at the International Labour Organisation. Unfortunately for him though, so were travelling Celtic fans on their way to tonight’s match against Swiss side FC Sion. This bunch are not known for their tact:
Gordon Brown on EasyJet flight Edinburgh to Geneva. As were Celtic fans who pelted him with abuse. Some of the songs excessively cruel.—
Eye Spy MP (@eyespymp) August 24, 2011
Guido has been racking his brains to what those chants might have been. Thoughts?
Funny they had a former Labour Mp as thier chairman.
Lets hope it wasnt sectarian abuse .. or UEFA will have to be informed…
Who put me on that flight? Was it Sue? It’s Sue’s fault
Nice one!
EasyDebt
was it going near lockerbee ?
If He was on EasyJet, He can’t have stolen much money from us.
Brilliant!
Ditto
Mwahahahah! Twunt deserves it.
Why was there Rangers fans on the flight too?
Someone had to fly the plane.
TU = thumbs up
Well, quite. Celtic fans are perfect and wonderful individuals who certainly don’t take pride in screaming sectarian abuse, IRA slogans and death threats at random passers-by.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAIn3WRNNOU
It never fails to amaze me how the apologists of Irish sectarianism can always find a way to blame the victim.
Oh look! See the sectarianism of singing “Fields of Athenrye”?!
Oh. There’s nothing sectarian about the song. That’s right. Singing during a Remembrance Day moment of silence, whilst not the classiest thing, is also not sectarian. That would be political, unless you’re in the business of re-defining many of the words in the English language to suit your unsubstantiated agenda. I also fail to see the death threats here. I know our manager, players and many at the club were subject to such threats this season merely because of their ethnicity, but I don’t remember any stories of Celtic fans doing such things.
I guess it’s easy to come on the internet, post a video, twist the facts and lie a bit and go away feeling like you’ve changed society. It’s a good thing that’s not actually the case.
By a Lisbon fountain
we saw a man sitting
and we pushed him in
as Ally well knows
We are the people
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
An alternative Edelweiss
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
Why does everyone hate you?
Inept, a blight, plans were shite,
Lies; the charges against you.
Bringer of woe, take your gloom and go,
Gloom and go forever.
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
Take you plague and leave us forever.
“Celtic fans are perfect and wonderful individuals who certainly don’t take pride in screaming sectarian abuse”
At least you got that bit right.
The rest of your post suggests you do not understand what “sectarian” means.
But isn’t Irish sectarianism British because Northern Ireland is British not Irish Irish not British and always twirling twirling towards freedom?
Celtic fans are not Scottish, they are loyal to Dublin, they should go home.
Some are indeed plastic paddies, send them home. The sectarian Orange element of Rangers fans should be repatriated to Northern Ireland and give us peace.
Guido, What happened to the thumbs up/down?
Bring it back!!
No, the pages load a lot quicker now.
No – you were just losing
a lot more quickly
Loading waaaaaay quicker
No more thumbs, please
Thumbs Up
Aye, Aye, Aye AyAy
Si Si Senora
My Fisting Bell Enda
Pissed our gold out the winda
All over my brand Sombrero
You’re shit and you know you are.
genghiz cahn’t spell
f*cksake- no wonder they got beat 3-1. Jonah strikes again.
TU
You can go from “celt” to “cΰnt” in only two letters.
cooincidence? I think not
fuck ‘em all
‘Excessively cruel’? This is Gordon Brown we are talking about
Quite. Opening the cabin door at 20,000ft and throwing him to his death would be ‘restrained’ behaviour, in my opinion.
A bit harsh but fair comment
No way, Phil. That is too good (too quick and not painful enough) for B-Ruin.
My thoughts exactly.
Possibly they chanted something about Gordon being a Hun without the bus fare.
SWW you’ve got me there
Hun = German = Protestant
Without the bus fare = scrounger = socialist
Please do try to keep up.
You’ve got that wrong I think:
Hun = Rangers supporter
Without the bus fare= lack of funds to travel to Ibrox = support of local team
Hun = Nazi = Leadership mainly Catholic
Most of Nazi support was in the protestant areas of Germany.
They might well have used the sectarian insult “Hun”.
Doubt it. Hun is generic for a Rangers’ fan, not for a Presbyterian.
Nice try though.
Anyway the Klown from Kirkcaldy is a Rovers fan.
Indeed. Nothing can be too cruel for that bastard. Would love to have been on board, would have definately joined in!!
You’re fat,
and you beat your wife,
you’re fat,
and you hate your wife,
you’re fat,
and you hate your wife….
“Your a count and you know you are”
“You’re going down with The Mandy!!”
I am feelthy rich already boys
£8 million house, Lazards, my partnership with WPP, and all those of my Ilk
Not to speak f a few dodgy oligarchs to add spice
And I must keep up with my chum Saif Gadaafi as well…
I am still jealous of how much money he spent
“He’s fat, he’s round, he sold our gold for a pound!”
That’s far too intelligent a chant for football fans.
Gordon Brown, the guy is weird
Sarah Brown, she’s his beard.
“Geneva to Edinburgh”
But Guido the tweet says other way round?
and not tweeted either.
C*nt, c*nt, c*nt
How about a chant of “Why were you leader of the Catholic Mafia ” ?
The English contributors may have to have this explained to them.
Many meetings between West of Scotland MPs MSPs and Councilors take place at Celtic Park. Does that make it any clearer.
Only the English and Rangers Fans can be bigots according to c*nts like Brown.
In your face Gordon you spaz.
Nice. In a post where you are trying to suggest Celtic fans were bigoted, despite no evidence of that, you then go on to describe someone as a spaz.
It’s a harsh but accurate description.
Not just ‘someone’ but Gordon the fucking mong faced spazmoid I was calling a Spaz.
Celtic Fans not bigoted? Hahahaha
I agree 100%. Using the word “spaz” to describe one of the most incompetent and horrendously partisan politicians of the last fifty years is EXACTLY THE SAME as screaming sectarian abuse and chanting support for terrorism.
In point of fact, the mere act of pointing out religious bigotry by Celtic fans is itself an act of bigotry – kind of the way those black people are bigoted against the Ku Klux Klan.
There’s plenty of evidence of this it is simply not recognised by the Scottish meedja who are scared of being labelled ‘sectarian’ by the faux Irish wannabe IRA members who constitute Celtic fans.
The press have reported that James G is a Rangers fan.
He also has been given as a Celtic fan.
He has also been given as a Raith Rovers fan.
What do you expect from a bunch of IRA LOVING SCUM !!!
Andy Edinburgh
But those IRA scum tried to bomb Baroness Thatcher, that must casue you much confusion?
Not me m8 ,i don,t like Thatcher but you will not hear me sticking up for IRA scum.
Fair enough then
Cheers Billy
He’s fat, he’s round,
He lost a trillion pound
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown.
Stand up, if you’ve got one eye.
Stand up, if you’ve got one eye.
…
Who ate all the pies?
We hate Gordon Brown,
he’s a poof, he’s a poof.
Who sold all the gold?
Who sold all the gold?
You thick bastard, you thick bastard,
You sold all the gold.
Hahahaha.
No more boom and bust
No more boom and bust
Reckless spending
No roof mending
No more boom and bust
Gordon Brown, are you listening?
With snot on your nose a-glistening
You had your day
But you pissed it away
Walking in a Duffy wonderland
Not blick, he’s broon,
they call him Gordon Broon,
what a hoon, what a hoon….
the twat, he’s fat,
not just an ugly twat,
Gordon Broon, Gordon Broon…….
and so on…but life is too short
To the tune of ‘Robbin Hood’:
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
Shagging All The Men
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
It’s A Sham Marriage, Then
Pretends he is straight,
But He Is Gay
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Faggot Brown ….
Applause
Who’s that f*ckin’ up me pension?
Who’s that floggin’ all me gold?
It’s fat Gordon and Ed Balls
Who were makin’ all the calls
Now I gotta work until I’m 84…
Oh….(reprise)
He’s big, he’s bold
He sold the fucking Gold
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
Stand down if your Tony Blair
Stand down if your Tony Blair
GDP and public spending by % change in real terms from 1979 to 1990.
GDP – up 23.3%
Total government spending - up 12.9%
Law and order – up 53.3%
Employment and training – up 33.3%
Health – up 31.8%
Social security – up 31.8%
Transport – down 5.8%
Trade and industry – down 38.2%
Housing – down 67.0%
Defence – down 3.3%
Source:
Lawson, Nigel (1992).
The View from No. 11: Memoirs of a Tory Radical.
Bantam.
ISBN 978-0-593-02218-4.
Very disappointing.
What tune is that to then?!
Maggie May?
Brown is on a plane being heckled by football fans and the good socialists can only talk about Maggie’s government.
Twenty years on and they still haven’t noticed the NuLab disaster that followed.
There’s only two Gordon Browns!
There’s only two Gordon Browns!
hehehehe
Both of us cried when we read that.
I have nothing in common with that huhne.
Wow, the fact that’s he’s flying EasyJet says the most.
I understand Tony Blair prefers to fly on Rwandan dictator Paul Kagame’s private jet these days.
Slow down Guido! It’s “Edinburgh to Geneva”, “Have” not “of”! No worries as we know what you mean and you are the best amusing blog in town!! Cheers
Might HAVE ( not “of” ) been. Shameful ignorance
Too bloody right…’of’ is NOT a verb Guido you oaf!!
“Your a twat and your beards a slag”
Probably about his dead child. They ARE that sick.
Yeah, but are they that well read?
More likely something to do witth him wishing England “good luck” in the last World Cup.
I mean, ask yourself: Since their own side never qualifies who do the Jocks support in international soccer?
Anyone but England.
You’re implying that Celtic fans have any interest in Scotland or support Scotland. Spoiler: they don’t. They support the Irish Republic in international matches – always have, always will.
Incidentally, the “Jocks” qualified in 1978. Engerland didn’t. Does that make your rectum ache?
“They support the Irish Republic in international matches – always have, always will.”
What utter, utter pish.
Yes they did but made the mistake of celebrating winning the tournament before even setting off. A couple of matches in and their poor form had the fans chanting “We want oor money back”.
I understand that the Celtic hardcore support Eire as their mark of being a ‘True Tim’.
Ithink that you are referring to “Engerland” fans from north of the border
“Guido is betting against a Celtic win tonight.”
Hmm, not sure about that.
The curse of Brown only falls upon those he supports.
If Brown was annoyed by the Celtic fans he’ll want the other side to win, thus dooming them to a massive defeat so Celtic will triumph.
Remorseless logic. Poor Swiss team.
My thoughts exactly; methinks Guido doesn’t understand his own ‘Jonah’ metaphor?
Unless, that is, things went like the following case scenario:
Gordon tried to ‘charm’ the Celtic fans (I know, Gordon and ‘charm’ in same sentence)…
So, to try and get them to pipe down, he got up from his seat to wish them all a good game? (Doubtlessly not what he was feeling though…)
SSDB – the only fault in your logic is that Celtic are a Scottish team and therefore irredeemably shit.
Agree. Have slapped the help.
Bizarre, maybe the curse is weakening? The further he gets from Government the weaker the power of the curse, perhaps.
Sung to the words of ‘she’s my darling,she’s my daisy’
He hates Darling,
he is crazy,
He’s cockeyed and fucking lazy,
he’s got a wife but would much prefer a man,
wherever he goes,everybody knows,
They’ve been cursed by the one eyed jock from Manse.
Are you sure the Gurner was in Geneva for the ILO ?
The new British Government has just signed a tax deal with Switzerland did you see ? Announced today..
You mean the government of England and Wales, not “the British Government”.
The story was originated from a Celtic messageboard, The Huddleboard. A poster claimed her dad was on the same plane as Gordon Brown. Some fans mocked his blindness in one eye which sparked fury among posters.
However, a fan who was at the scene insisted that there were no abuse being sung at Broon, but claimed to chant ‘ONE DAVID CAMERON’, ‘ONE ED MILIBAND’ and ‘IMAGINE LOSING TO THE TORIES’.
Posters are having a debate whether if Brown deserved abuse. Some blamed him on the ailing economy and some on his support for Iraq but some defended him ‘cos he is not a Tory or a Scottish nationalist.
“but some defended him ‘cos he is not a Tory or a Scottish nationalist”.
It’s good to know they set the bar high when judging the calibre of politicians.
“Some blamed him on the ailing economy ”
I might be bad, I might be sad, but I wasn’t born of an “ailing economy”
more fizzy orange please nurse,
Nurse,
Nurse…………………………NURSE
Gordon Brown is a C****
His wife is a tweeting dyke
I hate his fucking guts
And I wish he would just fucking die.
( ok it doesn’t quite scan but it works for me )
So you wanted him on a flight to Zurich, not Geneva?
God, the sheer poetry of it…(wipes tear away)
Gordon & Obama,
Sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
OMG
What a thought…
And Omaha is not a sociopath like the Former Prime Mentalist
OMG now in the OED
But is OED in the OED?
Thank Allah you are not talking about me again
Me and all those crooks…and war criminals…
I represent the Moral Collapse of Britain
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim, charoo!
Gordon was PM and now he eats poo!
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim, charoo!
Bong-eyes fucks lezzers and windowlicks too.
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim, charoo!
That cu’nt raped my pension and sold the gold too.
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim, charoo!
That wanker is useless and loves the EU.
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim, charoo!
GRAB the cun’t and throw him out while he’s shitting himself!!
He’s a Millwall fan now.
No one likes him, he don’t care.
The plane landed in one piece, then?
Brown went on to congratulate the pilot for safely getting them to Geneva.
EasyJet later announced the pilot was suspended for “safety reasons”.
Did he have a one way ticket? On his way to do the decent thing.
I pissed my pant Thanks
You mean a trip (one way) to Dignitas?
Seems a lot of people heading for switzerland at the moment
I wonder why ?
When you’ve snot up your nose,
Hold your head right back,
Or else it’ll run down your chin.
Breathe in through your nose’
It’ll help it dry,
And huge bogies will appear.
Take your time, don’t be coarse,
Think of that rocking horse
And the sweet nappyfilling you will do,
Finger in, finger up,
The mucus to disclose,
And you’ll always pick your nose,
You’ll always pick your nose.
(Repeat last stanza).
[To the tune of "You'll Never Walk Alone" by William Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein]
Superb
you are a Hunt!
“Your getting whacked in the morning, whacked the moring”
Have you seen a Handsome Brown? no no
Have you seen a Handsome Brown? no no
Have you seen a Handsome Brown?
I’ve never seen a *** one
Oh, Oh, Oh
They were probably singing the classic Jilted John track from the 70s….a fine little ditty who’s chorus goes “Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron” ….very apt I think for the man who saved the world…the reincarnation of JC after 2000years. Let’s hope the taxpayers are not paying for his flight via his expenses and that the Swiss are not letting him anywhere within a 1000 miles of their banking system.
Yes. But they might have forgotten the bit where it goes:
“just coz he’s better looking than me,
just coz he’s cool and trendy”
Gordon Brown pissed himself laughing at this gag I told him on the plane
A Dustman knocks on a Japanese mans door one morning.
The Jap says “harro wot u wann?”.
Dustman says “Where’s ya bin?”
“I bin on loo” says Jap.
“No mate, where’s ya dustbin?”
…”I dust bin on loo!” says Jap.
“No no mate, stop fuckin me about, where’s ya wheelie bin?”
“Hokay, I wheelie bin havin a wank!”
The original 1950s version of that is:
Where’s ya bin?
Ah’s bin to Jamaica.
Jamaica?
Nope, but it wasn’t for want of trying.
Effing brill
He was on his way to the world famous “Hopital des Aveugles” near Geneva because he heard that “in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king”….
Probably something about whacking Gordo on the back of the head and using the optical prosthetic as a substitute for the missing ball bearing in their game of Mousetrap, all sung to the tune of “You’re shit, and you know you are.”
Maybe.
I wanna live on your planet.
Guido’s not wrong to bet against Celtic tonight,they are worse than useless with a clueless manager,Lennon.
Celtics last result
Last game: Celtic 0 – 1 St. Johnstone, 21 Aug
There is only one Glasgow football team to follow,Rangers!!!
But scotland are still shit at Cricket.
…and vegetables
I thought all the Scots were vegetables?
William Bowden sounds slightly Celticish, no?
Want to compare the list of Scottish inventions, inventors, scientists and philosophers to the English one?
I find it’s often a salutary exercise for our English friends to realise how heavily they rely (and have historically relied) on Scottish ingenuity and expertise to run their country.
But they are still shit at cricket!
Tell me , where are they in the test rankings or ODI rankings?
Yeah, really inventive. They invented the Darien expedition it was going to be worth millions!!!!! We’ll all be rich!!!!!
Yeah really inventive!!! Yahoo!! we’ll be loaded, just wait and see what happens when John Law’s Mississippi Company scheme gets going. The financial system of France will be worth……………. Er… sod all!?!
That’s a plus.
The drugs don’t work
You’re still a berk
Will England defend 202 or will Ireland pull of another shock or will the weather win?
What are you talking about, Billy?
Rugby Union
The weather won’t come into it, what with the new roof and that.
Hoon are you?
Hoon are you?
I prefer The Carpenters’ version.
Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi is piloting the plane on the way back. Thinks Gorgon will save him a second time.
Is there room for a prayer mat in the cockpit of a 767?
God I hope not. He would be looking East instead of West.
Gerard Depardieu got off in disgust
I laughed!
So did I. Was too shy to say so.
lol
he was pissed off?
Gerard Depardieu got off by his own hand.
Easyjet?
The mongtrard must be paying for this one himself then.
No. He’ll be submitting a doctored Business Class invoice from British Airways.
I do not think that he knows how to pay for his self .When is he coming back to work at the H C then ?
He is using the Nectar points he s collected when he bought equipment for the army in Afghanistan
Thats the end of Easy Jet then.
Gordon Brown has been refused entry to Switzerland on the grounds that anyone who travels with Celtic supporters is definitely crazy. He tried to open a window to get some air.
And was thier not a suicide bomber on this flight?
Imagine being on a plane with david cameron after the next election then!
What a stupid thing to say.
That’s why he / she remained anonymous
Quite so.
Dave’s got loadsa fans and he’s accumulating more all the time.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14663354
Might have been Easyjet but I’ll put a pound to a pinch of shit that the one-eyed Mong claimed full BA prices.
Billy, giz a clue. Public or Private sector?
I cried when i read about this.
‘You’re shit and you know you are,
You’re shit and you know you are,
You’re shiiit and you know you aaare,
You’re….etc etc’
Or the “Beckham” Chant (West Ham edition after the 98 world cup)
“Your shit and your birds a slag”
But for Gordon:
“Your shit and your beards a slag”
OR….
“Gordon do you take it up The Arsenal”
We all know the answer to that
We hate you, Gordon. Oh yes we do
We’d like to render you down into glue
We’d love to see you sizzle and fry
Our dearest Gordon, why don’t you die?
(Yes, I know that’s piss poor but it’s just a test as my last effort, in adoration of The Dave, naturally, simply vanished into Fawkes’ Bermuda Triangle).
Gordon Brown he s a clown
when mandelsons around he goes down
Rangers fans would have just kicked his fucking frey bentos faced heeed in
But nice to hear that my fellow romanites abused the Hunt
Sadly no priest on hand to bugger him
Ve enjoys zis weblog but that comment voz kaput.
If we nuked Switzerland, solving the secret bank account problem at the same time.
Gordon says he likes Apples and is therefor fully qualified for the job.
How I wish I’d been on that flight. I’d have filmed it on my phone and sold the rights for an obscene amount of money.
http://cazzyjones.blogspot.com/p/james-gordon-browns-greatest-hits.html
Maybe one of these? The closing section from Lily the Pink aka Gordie the Gink might have struck the right note: -
Elvis Presley’s sad support act Enis
Looked a bit of a p-p-p-p-penis
When he slapped Mrs Duffy down
Yes, he invented
Quantitative easing
There’s no mistaking
That Gordon Brown
Down to Hades
His soul descended
All the voters they did cheer
He took with him
Quantitative easing
“Don’t ever let them back up here!”
We’ll drink a drink a drink
To Gordie the Gink the Gink the Gink
The wrecker of the British race
For he invented
Quantitative easing
Most unveracious
In every case
The Scaffold have offered to build a free scaffold
Im actually erect at the thought of that tosser sat there pretending to be amused whilst deep down hating every nano secon
Any news that he abused a pregnant woman on this flight?
Can you imagine him abusing Kate Silverton? She’d have ripped his head off…
15.10 One of the more eccentric finds in the ruins of Gaddafi’s lair: a photo album filled with page after page of pictures of Condoleeza Rice, the former US secretary of state. ( Telegraph )
Now whose photos will be found in Brown’s lair?
Brown arsehole!
A tiny thought:
Was Gordon at Ibrox on 2 January 1971 ??
arsehole
How can you be “excessively” cruel about Gordon? Surely he deserves all the abuse he gets?
I think they should have resorted to “cruel and unusual”
Maybe by making the fecker fly by Ryanair
These are lies. The passengers cheered when I came on board and they lined up for my autograph
LOL , honey !!!
U never bovvered checkin who woz jus behind ya in the aisle , did ya ???
E x .
I was right behind you, Ewanme.
Yeah ??
Who the fuck are you , babes ??
E x .
Good question. I’m a BBC star who presents a wide variety of programmes -ranging from quizzes to DIY shows – for a million of your Earth-pounds per annum. Who are you?
Ur JOKIN !!!
A million quid for doin DIY shows ???
Nice one , hun x .
I’s jus a bored subbie at The Daily Mail wot randomly posts shit comments all over the internet , darlin .
Like you , I spose , my ego is bigger than my vocabulary so I jus keep firin crap in the hope that somethin sticks , Nick .
Nice talkin to yous
E x .
Endogenous growth theory, there’s only one Endogenous growth theory
Celtic will lose. They are shite these days.
“You can shove your moral compass up your arse.”
“Can we abuse you ever week”
Celtic are crap!
24 August 2011 – Switzerland agrees to deduct and pay quite of lot of tax that UK taxpayers may owe;
25 August 2011 – Switzerland declares war.
August 27th. News Flash – Swiss Navy sinks Gordon Brown
“He robs from the left, He robs from the right, that Gordon Brown is a robber all right”
“He robs from the left, he robs from the right, That Gordon Brown is a robber and eats his own shite”
Did anyone get bounced so he could get his sweaty fat arse on a seat?
‘He’s thick, he’s round,
He blew a trillion pound,
He’s Gordon Brown…’
or…
‘He fucked the British pound…’
Well, I think they were all jolly lucky to get back alive with him on board… Beyond The Crash.
rangers are always winnin
aberdeen are too
but flying with the celtic boys
means an early bath for you
are you that c’unt who pretended to be prime minister…to the tune of that famous scottish hymn ‘ stitch that jimmy’
It warms my heart to see what respect Guidoites have for the scum who support the IRA, sorry Celtic the only problem I have now is that I do now have a sneaking regard for their treatment of GB: trouble is they are probably only slagging him off for beinga ‘son of the manse’, not for being a Labourite Hoon.
Hoots mon a cribbins! Do you have any evidence for this except your own imagination?
On the subject of describing someone in a less than complimentary manner. I always thought that Muammar Gaddafi was a left wing dictator. Why is it that the Beeb never describe his as a “Left Wing Dictator”.
I bet they would have not hesitated to describe as “Right Wing” if he were such.
‘You’re not PM any more,
You’re not PM any more,
You’re nooooot PM any moooore.
Given the sophistication of the other travellers “Brown is a qanker” probably came somewhere in it.
are we in a post ‘Thumbs’ era or are they just on holiday ?
Why are you all so beastly to me.
Next time I will definitely go on the Pinky Ponk.
I was a student in Glasgow in the early 80′s and well remember Celtic fans singing their merry hearts out every time the IRA murdered soldiers.
They are far, far worse than Rangers fans.
But the Catholic Scottis meeja does not, will not see it.
Aye! Look what happened when they got to the UEFA Cup Final!
The rioters numbered less than 0.01% of the 200,000+ Rangers supporters who were in Manchester that day.
So stick that up your sanctimonious arse, you sad little pape.
Hoots mon a cribbins didnae happen in Seville, Göteborg, or Göteborg did it?
I can safely say that there was more than 20 involved especially as over 30 were arrested you stupid little innumerate jo(c)ke
He’s fat,
He’s round,
He’s never at the ground,
Cap’n Bob,
Cap’n Bob…
Gordon Brown,
Superstar,
Wears high heels,
and a latex bra.
Those Celtic fans. All bigots you know.
)
Jings n crivvens
McBroon gets to hear what the populace thing of him.
And how the ‘mighty’ are fallen, fancy having to go on Easyjet!?!?
Four minutes into the match.
A sending off and a penalty to FC Sion.
Celtic 10 men left and 1-0 down.
Good to see Gordon took my intimate personal advice & went Cattle Class on Easy Jet. He then descreetly claims for a 1st Class Airfare between Edinburgh & Geneva then pocket the difference,(tax free). Initiative thats what its all about, I will show Gordon how he can soon afford a £8m house but only for a large fee. The great unwashed will be to glad to pay for whether they like it or not.
Must rush need to get my Brazilian Nut with a silky hole, to open new bank accounts asap in his home land as I urgently need to get my funds out of Zurich before HMRC cums calling, thanks to George, so fcuk him, thankfully he is not my type. Seemingly George has no consideration at all for my New Labor Elite collegues, who now have the same problem, of where to put it ! But I am certain we will find the correct hole to stuff it in thats far from the prying eyes of the Tax man…….and wont require vasilene to ease it all back out later as it will be a lot bigger by then
I’d rather they’d pelted him with bricks personally.
Still, it’s a start.