August 24th, 2011

Dark News for Ed

Now Saif Gaddafi is beyond his help, Mandy has turned back to domestic affairs to dispense advice. And it’s not good news for Ed.

Pitching his stall behind the pay wall over at The Times, the Dark Lord declares that there isn’t much that Labour can do about the riots, given how recently they were in power. Instead of working out a strategy around this, Mandy instead dissects the problems barring the coalition from being a “joined up government”. Looking at the inter, and internal, party problems. Many in Labour will be upset that he looks to be offering the government, not Ed, help to get out of their problems:

“The coalition’s programme will hardly be advanced if every time a Tory minister floats ideas of reform it draws an indignant riposte from a Lib Dem colleague who feels left out of the discussion.

Since May, Mr Clegg has succeeded in looking less meek and hard done-by. He has found a stronger voice and has benefited from this. But if he and his colleagues forget their collective responsibility to make the coalition work, and that government by hissy fit is not the way to make good policy, they will be as much the losers as everyone else.”

Telling Team Ed that they can do nothing but attack cracks in the government is just what the Labour leader needs in the run up to increasingly difficult looking conference…


130 Comments

  1. 1
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    So the Dark Lord is telling everyone what they already know, the Labour Party have but one policy – criticise everything the Government do.

    Wow.

  2. 2
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    Wheres Balls – I’ve been missing him.

  3. 3
    Mandy fixed it for me says:

    I’d like some friendly advice on how to secure an £8 million mansion in London. Thanks.

  4. 4
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Which, of course, is what the Opposition is for. It’s a Parliamentary safety valve. If you don’t know that perhaps you should go back to school.

  5. 5
    MrAngry61 says:

    there isn’t much that Labour can do about the riots, given how recently they were in power

    Or, there isn’t much opportunity for RedEd to score some cheap political points off the ConDems about the riots, bearing in mind that they were the product of 13 years of Nu-Lab rule…

  6. 6
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    First , i can’t stand Mandelson but it is my opinion that government ministers only damage the country by disagreeing with everything that the ruling party say !
    and lets face it the current tory party has not really managed to stop the rot (That Labour are responsable for)they have not managed to stop public borrowing or save any money to pay off the deficit
    Also why has “Colonel Dave of Libya” ordered another 40 Chinook helicopters
    in the midst of hacking the shit out of our military and after making all the new pilots redundant ?

    Policy on the hoof yet again !

  7. 7

    Any chance the Prince of Shirt-Lifters is sucking up to Fatuous Dave incase the Tory-led coalition decide to look into his North African affairs?

  8. 8
    Lord Kinnochio of Slagheap says:

    Whoever said that socialism doesn’t work is a kipper.

  9. 9
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    “A non-doer is very often a critic — that is, someone who sits back and watches doers, and then waxes philosophically about how the doers are doing. It’s easy to be a critic; but being a doer requires effort, risk, and change.”

    Dr. Wayne W. Dyer

    It’s easy to criticise the Government CSC, but to have no alternative in the form of policies (too far too fast is a soundbite, not a policy) is only doing half the job as the opposition. Perhaps they should only take half their pay?

  10. 10
    Phantom says:

    Drip, drip, drip……

    Mandy is still pure poison, I only hope that Gadaffi’s regime didn’t shred everything…..

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Long may it continue with Labour in opposition.

  12. 12
    Mandy says:

    I have never attacked cracks in the Government.

  13. 13

    There are pads in London and Mumbay much more expensive than a trashy £8m, you know.

  14. 14
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    The only thing Mandy shredded in Libya
    was Saif Gadaffi’s sphinkter !

  15. 15
    Centre Parting says:

    Surely, ‘holicy on the poof’?

  16. 16
    Sir William Waad says:

    An Opposition should put forward alternative policies, or they are mere hecklers.

  17. 17
    Eric (Gaddafi's Favorite Camel) says:

    “that there isn’t much that Labour can do about the riots, given how recently they were in power.

    In other words, we cannot blame the cuts…

  18. 18
    M says:

    Gaddafi could help with any cash flow issues for property . I understand he’s in the Market for a new bed sit

  19. 19

    Hey. I just stumbled across all Gaddafi’s gold. Nip down here and give me a hand to shift it quick and half is yours…

  20. 20
    Ben Doone & Phil McCracken says:

    We disagree.

  21. 21
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    Tony did it for him

  22. 22

    Walking on the cracks in the government, you can be done for it.

  23. 23
    Eric (Gaddafi's Favorite Camel) says:

    He did have a go at my stablemate Cedric…

  24. 24
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Breaking news !
    Mandy’s had a Brazilian

  25. 25
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Where are you?
    Armagh?

  26. 26
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Mornin mate !
    did you see the gut with Gadaffi’s hat on the news ?
    there must have been 20lbs of gold in that belcher chain around his neck and about another 10 lbs in that cepter he was carrying !
    looky fooker !

  27. 27
    John Ward says:

    ‘“The coalition’s programme will hardly be advanced if every time a Tory dies in a rock concert portaloo, those who ask for the toxicology results get an indignant riposte from David Cameron’s constituency’

    It took three weeks to get Amy Winehouse’s negative result. We’re still waiting for Mr Shale’s.

    DID TOP TORY TOOT IN TOILET AND TAKE TICKER TANK? I think we should be told.

    http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2011/08/24/the-differences-between-amy-winehouse-and-christopher-shale/

  28. 28
    John Bellingham says:

    A Critic is one who knows 300 positions for sexual interourse but has never met a woman.

  29. 29
    Disgusted, Purley. says:

    Dear unelected Mandelslime, you should stick to poking your boyfriends Tony B Liar and Gay Gordon and stop poking you nose into affairs that are none of your business.

  30. 30
    50 Calibre says:

    Common sense is common sense no matter where it comes from…

  31. 31
    The BBC says:

    With lots of help from us of course.

  32. 32
  33. 33
    John Bellingham says:

    Do you mean in Libya, or his recent exploits helping the deprived street boys of Morroco?

  34. 34
    Edward. says:

    Luv it.

    Miliband, damned by no praise at all.

    What a ‘ho’ – you never know, is he angling for a position in Cameron’s government of, “all the talentless”?

    BIG mortgage to pay………… just the maintenance would stretch Mandy’s stipend……. .

  35. 35
    Steve Miliband says:

    Is Miliband on holiday? It is difficult to tell.

  36. 36
    Ed Milibandsubstances says:

    Lord Mandelthon of tho-called Hartlepool and Foy, wherever that ith, I think he made it up, ith a rotten Blairite thyit-thtirrer boo hithth and I will thyow him tho there I beat my brother who Mandelthon wanted to be leader and I will triumph in the end hurrah!

  37. 37
    Bogeyman says:

    Hate to say it, but Fondlebum is right about the coalition. There have been few things more pathetic that the sight of Clegg suddenly playing the hard man to appease Guardianistas who feel they have been conned into voting for him, only to discover he’s more of a Tory than the socialist messiah they were hoping for.

    The LibDums are now in a curious position – partners in a coalition as well as self-appointed opposition. This is no good when we need a single-minded approach to repairing 13 years of Labour wreckage.

  38. 38

    Too late, I’ve done it now. Nearly killed myself. The Norfolk Line ferry was a bit low in the water, I can tell you…

  39. 39
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    … but it ain’t so common.

  40. 40
    Popeye says:

    Some very droll comments but a serious question needs to be asked, where did the master of the dark arts obtain so much wealth, so quickly, honestly?

  41. 41

    You never got to see his Prince Albert, did you?

  42. 42
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    hmmm. I didn’t think “norfolk line ferries” existed any more.

  43. 43
    Popeye says:

    Was it negative tho? They say no illegal substance. No mention of prescription drugs I note!

  44. 44
    Eric (Gaddafi's Favorite Camel) says:

    Strange how all these major players in recent events have close ties, even blood links to a certain middle eastern tribe oft mentioned in the old testament?
    Murdoch, Cameron, Milliband, Mandelson, even Gadaffi’s boy was linked to the Rothschilds….MMMMMMMMMM

  45. 45
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Which is why he’s writing crap articles in The Times.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    the BBC cheerleaders for the Labour party along with every rich left wing socialist.Unions,Daily Mirror.Guardian.Observer and any other fucking traitor who gives them any word of praise.
    The Uk once great is still at the crossroads of maybe voting in Labour when the next time arrives.
    Will we ever learn that socialism dosnt work judging by the last 50 years no.

  47. 47

    Every word and move this man performs is proof that modern politics is dedicated to creating serfdom and controlling its consequences.

    Manorialism, even sounds like Mandelson.

  48. 48
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    No mention of how much alcohol she had.

    Tip of the week: If you ever force yourself to give up for 2 weeks, don’t overdo things when you start again. It can be fatal, believe me.

  49. 49
    none says:

    Whilst reducing the deficit is of vital importance, the really big and overriding issue is dealing with huge levels of institutionalised corruption (the deficit flows in part from this and growth and prosperity are negatively effected).

  50. 50
    Eric (Gaddafi's Favorite Camel) says:

    Interesing link, that: “Playboy Saif’s web of connections to the rich and powerful (and that includes Mandy)”
    I think the Rothschilds are mentioned, I think Mandy is a buddy of Nat Rothschild:

    “Mandelson’s relationship with Nat became a major talking point when Mandrake disclosed last year that the former European trade commissioner had, while staying with Nat in Corfu, been entertained aboard the yacht of Deripaska, an aluminium tycoon, whose businesses benefited from tariffs the commission set. ”

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/6292214/Lord-Mandelson-and-Nat-Rothschild-share-Brazilian-ambitions.html

  51. 51
    Billy Preston is the 2nd best 5th beatle says:

    get off, you’re not funny.

  52. 52
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    I wonder how much influence these lot have on IMPORTED Gas prices from Russia, or OIL from the Middle East. That would be a great way to make a lot of Quick Money?
    Considering that Oil when trading at $147 a barrel we paid £1.40 per litre
    and Oil is now trading internationally at $85 a barrel and we pay £1.35 litre
    Natural Gas traded internationally in 2008 at $12.5 mbtu and in 2011 trading at $3.9, so it would be interesting to find out who has got their whiskers covered in Cream. Ah and the BOMB TAX

  53. 53
    Iloathlefties says:

    You’re the only one.

  54. 54
    Tessa Tickles says:

    +1

    Gruaniad headline: “England rioters: young, poor and unemployed”. A sad epitaph to 13 years of Labour burning its way through hundreds of billions of pounds of our money in persuit of a crackhead socialist utopia.

    Education, education, education? Tough on the causes of crime? As the uneducated and unemployable youth of today would say, “epic fail, innit.”

  55. 55

    Detail, dear boy, detail. Want to get this stuff out of France as soon as possible. The Froggy police still like to harass the English and I’d rather not have to explain that Berlusconi is my uncle.

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    There is opposition, which is legitimate, and there is being deeply unpleasant,hypocritical, muck raking chancers.Which is the Labour party.

  57. 57
    Deep Froat says:

    If I had wanted that total arse Lord Fondlebum of Boys to be in power then I and millions of others would have voted for the silly party (Labour). Since we didn’t it’s safe to assume we wanted his slimy hands nowhere near the levers of power.
    How dare anyone let Fondlebum anywhere near the Government. I’m outraged.

  58. 58
    sometimes just sometimes says:

    Who cares about Mandy he’s just a Liebourite who conived and made it to the other house of corruption, the longer he and his gang of tossflaps are out of power the sooner his so called powers come up to and past the display date, to the use by date and get thrown out with the rest of the rubbish

  59. 59
  60. 60
    jgm2 says:

    Most likely from the EU.

    You wouldn’t believe the kind of perks they get. Tax-free everything. Children’s school fees paid up until they’re…..25. Yes – twenty-five.

    I have no doubt there’ll be a tax-free loan system in place somewhere or, if not, he’ll have been well placed to take advantage of some special grant made available to homosexual UK politicians. His new house might have to display one of those EU flags to advertise it had been 80% funded by the EU or somesuch.

  61. 61
    The Golem says:

    Perhaps the forty Chinooks will be signed over to the Fourth Reich.

  62. 62

    Usual answer id Socialism DOES work..But it just needs

    A} More time
    B} More money
    C} Less rich people

  63. 63
    bergen says:

    Mandelson always brings to mind LBJ’s reasons for not sacking J Edgar Hoover as Director of the FBI.

    “I’d rather him inside the tent pissing out than outside pissing in”.

  64. 64
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Has Mandy tied up that deal for that 8 million pund house then?

    Or is that why he is sticking his head above the parapit?

  65. 65
    Steve Miliband says:

    Another failed Socialist dictator state hits the ropes

  66. 66
    Bevin says:

    Socialism DID work in war time. Rich or poor, everyone got the same rations. You grew your own. You worked in any way you could. We needed an NHS to deal with the sick and injured returning soldiers, and those at home. And we needed social security that recognised all of society’s contributions to the war effort, and their sacrifice. No point trying to tell Hitler’s V1 bombs that your country house is quite nice, could you please direct your fire at the chavs. We were “all in it together”

    However, once the recovery was complete – this should have ended. There was no longer a need for it. People were back on their feet and as such should have been looking to look after themselves again. Unfortunately, the system endured. So, you had people thinking they were worthy of the same benefit when all they really needed was a slap in the face and a visit to the job center.

  67. 67
    Get tough says:

    Champagne socialist you just gotta lov’em – not.

  68. 68
    The Dirty Rat says:

    Is it not necessary, when all the shit in Libya starts to settle that there is a parliamentary inquiry into the relationship and dealings by the last government with the Gadaffi regime.
    The Magrahi release and the ‘folding’ of the Yvonne Fletcher murder inquiry are surely two good reasons for starters.

  69. 69
    Get tough says:

    You have got that spot on.

  70. 70
    Get tough says:

    I would give you a thumbs up but for some reason it is not working.

  71. 71

    Delete your last word. It serves no purpose.

    Surely the police should be raiding him now? On his past form, they should find enough to bang him up for life.

    As British Youth Council director, he was a delegate in 1978 to the Soviet-organised World Festival of Youth and Students in Cuba with Arthur Scargill FFS!

    Total confiscation of his gains to the point he was at in 1985 when that fraudster nonentity Kinnock appointed him as his Director of Communications. Face him with the reality of his Young Communist League past.

  72. 72
    Tax Payer Joe Public says:

    Meanwhile Jackie(Hubby Loves Porn)Smith is using Day Release Prisoners to Paint her house in Redditch. What is it with these ZanuLieLabor Scum bags they have always got tobe either fiddling & in this former Home Secretary’s case she got away with over £100K she has not paid it back or been prosecuted for. Or finding other ways to cheat the system that they demand the great unwashed abide by or else up in the Criminal Court. Plus this cesspit of a woman is now a presenter on LBC (yet another Blue Labour orifice) hopefully they will now sack this parasitic leech without delay or will they wait until the advertisers deserted them along with the listeners.

    Guido Will you put the Question to LBC management on why they have employed this low life & is she paying all of her Taxes ?

    Plus a FOI Question to Parliament as to which former MP’s (Convicted & Not Re Elected) have enjoyed the hospitality there at Tax Payers Expense since May’10 ?

    I look forward to reading your report

  73. 73
    Luciana invites you to meet Ed at an open day says:

  74. 74
    Get tough says:

    You expect 13 years of Labour crap to be sorted in a little over a year? It is going to take a lot longer than that and some good seeds have been sown – give it time.

  75. 75
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    i must be the only person who didnt get an invite to the Labour party confrence.

  76. 76

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  77. 77
    Grimy Miner says:

    I doubt that fees for his children will be a perk that Mandlescum will be taking up anytime soon.

  78. 78
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Mandle turd is still getting thousands each month from the EU gravy train having served there for about two years- job found for him by Blair after he was forced to resign for his substandard behaviour, therefore not fit to have the job offered to him.

    We the taxpayer need substantial EU cuts or need to get out of EU ASAP. At £17 billion a year we can not afford their stupid economics or the greed of a few MEPs and Eurocrats like Mandleson. Eu countries will trade with us if we have the products they want at a price they can afford whether in or outside Europe.

  79. 79

    You don’t really want to be flipping Bergers…

  80. 80
  81. 81
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I know, But even Guido got an invite .

  82. 82
    What a plonker. says:

    Mandleson knows where all the Labour skeletons are buried . They are the most corrupt party since the first world war. One day he will tell all for money, which is
    his god .

  83. 83
    Father Jack says:

    tw@lucianaberger !

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t give a fuck about mandelson

    he is a c-u-n-t

    and one reason why the UK is in the shit its in

    fuck off mandy

  85. 85

    The Time$ – Not very evident on£ine.

  86. 86

    Keep your enemies where you can see them.

  87. 87
    Owlett says:

    Like an engorged Mandlesonian member jabbing at your face. The electorate must now finally begin to realise: no one does hypocrisy quite like the Left.

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    He’s got the photos hasn’t he?

  89. 89
    Lloyd Blankfein says:

    If he was a real socialist then he wouldn’t have instructed Bliar to revoke clause IV (i.e. state ownership of the means of production of the key sectors).

    The reason he did this was to signal to us Trotskyite, Libertarian, free-marketeers (aka neocons) that old (socialist) labour was dead and that new labour were as anti-statist as the tories. This certainly got the attention of the boys in the City and my boys on Wall Street.

    He then told Tony to do away with financial regulation and push for mass immigration (remember more immigrants = more consumers, which is good for business).

    So in summary:

    STEP 1 – Destroy socialism in the UK – Check
    STEP 2 – Deregulate capitalism – Check
    STEP 3 – Encourage mass immigration – Check

    We know who our friends are and they get looked after when times need.

    Oh, and don’t worry about Ed, we’re lining him up just nicely. Remember, we back all the horses in the rigged race of govt. We never lose.

  90. 90
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Cant exactly miss Guido tho…. :-)

    Still i must be the luckyest person in the country, it seems i am the only one who hasnt had his phoned hacked and the only person not invited to labour confrence :-)

  91. 91
    harry "arse" cole says:

    birds of a feather – both chosen people

  92. 92
    П Thе Оrwеlliаn Undеrcrоft оf Nеw Lаbоυr Dоυblеspеаk П says:

    Laurence Durnan = TaT

  93. 93
    harry "arse" cole says:

    enough already

  94. 94

    I look at it this way, if Guido goes, then we don’t have to. I shall spend my time swimming and deciding how to profit best from all this gold that I have now secreted.

    How about you?

  95. 95
    MrAngry61 says:

    OT

    Here’s an amusing vignette that I saw on another website – sums up the London zeitgeist…

  96. 96
    jgm2 says:

    Maybe some of those kids in Morrocco might benefit.

  97. 97
    Alan Carr says:

    I wonder if there are bushes at the back of his house as well?

  98. 98
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    True, I will spend my time working to assist in paying of the debt left by Labour.

  99. 99
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Ed Miliband is weak and others feel the need to chip in with advice.

    William Hague had the same problems when he was Leader of the Opposition too.

  100. 100
    Ivan Agenda says:

    Amen, Brother

  101. 101
    Marcus Brigstocke says:

    I am riotously funny.

  102. 102
    It's all Balls says:

    I bet Ed’s spitting bricks – all this advice from Mandy about policy, riots and the coalition when what he really wants to know is what he has to do to afford an £8m pad on public servant’s pay.

  103. 103
    Arthur Bent says:

    Glad you are tackling the big issues John. I mean this could be huge and bring down cameron.

  104. 104
    the gladiator says:

    Billy Bowden and CRMM, the Nora Batty and Compo of order_order.com

  105. 105
    Ivan Agenda says:

    Trying to develop a strategy and antidote for the Labour induced UK recession, and at the same time plan the next Labour Party leadership challenge.

  106. 106
    Ivor Price says:

    Guido has obviously not paid his bill for the thumbs up or down software.

  107. 107

    Euphemistically – “A Tradesman’s”?

  108. 108
    Ali Cat says:

    Spot on. You cannot argue with this analysis.

  109. 109
    Grunt from Special Ops says:

    Labour have had at least 10 years to put their apparatchiks into place in the civil service, NGO’s, charities, trusts as well as the police and other public services. Some of these are now coming out of the woodwork via the BBC, especially those in the police and “arts”.
    They did not need to do it with the BBC as they have been fellow travellers for over 30 years. Though they did have to get rid of two top Labour executives to put in another two to keep the loony left culture in place.

  110. 110
    Ed Miliband-Aid says:

    After nearly a year of consultation, I no longer have just a blank sheet of paper. I have now written my name on the top.

  111. 111
    Clarence says:

    @lucianasperger

    I say, Comrades, we’re having jolly good beano at Ed’s Open Day at the Conference!!!!! Ed’s a fine old bird so come and quaff some eggs and b. with the grand fromage of progressive politics!!!! It will be splendid!!!!!! Up the workers and all that!!!!! Oh, and Bob Shankly is a capital fellow!!!!! Pip pip!!!!!!

  112. 112
    Disco Dave says:

    Have you fainted and smacked your head on the keyboard?

    What’s that scribble?

  113. 113
    Grunt from Special Ops says:

    Absolutely right. However I disagree over Clegg. He is proving the only politician in the LimpDims to capably support the coalition, while his fellow LimpDim ministers and party members, do so very little work, but plot for a future Labour partnership, especially the cretinous Vince Cable.

  114. 114
    Geoffrey G Brooking says:

    Maybe a shock and awe tactic?

    Mandy is a very clever man!

  115. 115
    nmj says:

    I’ve tried closing one eye and putting my head to one side but I’m afraid that didn’t work. Any other suggestions?

  116. 116
    Just Asking says:

    Can anyone seriously answer the question: Why is Mandleson still a free man?

    Is there absolutely no one within the investigative media with the balls to have a proper look see.

  117. 117
    Blunkett says:

    Where’d they come from, not the dates, the people.

  118. 118
    Penfold says:

    Mandelstam of BumBoy is just playing games, ensuring that when Red Ed gets the boot his nominee gets the job.
    Mandelstam of BumBoy is a rather unpleasant and nasty piece of work, thoroughly untrustworthy and unscrupulous and lacking moral and ethical scruples.
    From whence does he get £8m to buy a bijou property, even pre-supposing a LTV of 70%, that’s a £2.5m deposit, plus taxes and expenses and F&F.
    Clearly being a commissar was lucrative, the contacts helpful to a facilitators job, BUT, it’s still an awful lot of bread for a civil servant to obtain. Which does beg the question as to legality/morality of earnings during and after public life. A situation that few on the shop floor of civil servicery will see.

    Perhaps Tom Watson (putting the TWAT into Parliament) would like to call for a public enquiry, as clearly their is public interest.

  119. 119
    Jealous Mick says:

    Just imagine how many bums must have helped him on the way to the £8m pad. Methinks there might be a lot of Arab money in there somewhere!

  120. 120
    Edward. says:

    He’ll have to prostitute himself to any and every ‘organ’.

  121. 121
    Desperate Dan says:

    Peter Mandelson. Stating widely disseminated bleeding obvious and passing it off as original thought. That’s two things he has in common with Johann Hari.

  122. 122
    Innocent Abroad says:

    I didn’t think the A Rabs did So domy

  123. 123
    The BBC is Biased says:

    I think you are spot on. I think it explains why whatever the Govt. do, the BBC can always dig out someone from a quango, council, ‘charity’ or research group to rubbish what is being proposed, even when it’s a half-decent idea. Just to score party political points. The BBC is sickening.

  124. 124
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Mandleson is a shyster taking the piss out of the taxpayer. You really are scum Mandleson.

  125. 125
    Fubar Saunders says:

    Proof positive that fucking dumbarse kids with a camcorder and a radical conscience shouldnt be let anywhere near politics. I’m amazed at that bloke in the T shirt’s patience. If I was him I’d have dragged her outside and double tapped her.

  126. 126
    Desperate Dan says:

    A man in Mandy’s position would have a lot of scope for a spot of blackmail if he was short of funds at any time.

  127. 127
    Get tough says:

    Nice one moniker!

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    Rightallalong says:

    Lucky she didn’t notice the Jaffa Cakes.

  130. 130
    Rationing Now!! hy should the rich eat healthy food? says:

    I have often heard the BBC waxing lyrical about how healthy and fit everyone was (espcially the parasitical spivs and racketeers) when the state controlled the food supply. Nanny always knows best.

    Here are some great successes of socialist food supply – the great Ukranian famine which happily killed millions of counter revolutionary class enemies. Not many Kulaks about after that one. How about the cubbly Mao and his 20 to 43 million famine victims. Yep socialism works just fine – it is great at ‘scientifically’ re tructuring society by means of deliberate mega death policies


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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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