Two Fingers To The Establishment
(5 minutes in)
Guido will be keeping up with Celebrity Big Brother so you don’t have to. Entering the house last night Sally said she wanted “to give the establishment two fingers”. Well that she certainly did.
Revealing the shocking news that her husband is against the whole idea, she took a scorched earth view to her relationship with the tabloids, especially the Mail, which wouldn’t have upset Desmond in the slightest. MPs of both colours are lining up to have a go this morning, while the Speaker hides in India. Revealing how she won her husband round to the idea, Sally apparently told friends:
“I just used my feminine wiles and took John away for a dirty weekend in Devon. I gave him a weekend he wouldn’t forget which left him happy if breathless. He eventually gave in, though he made me promise not to say or do anything that might harm him.”
It seems Claire Perry was right…
I predict some classic quotes from Sally.
Please don’t encourage her
are femine wiles what ann summers advertises ?
It outsells the Lembit 100:1
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14589325
Speaker Bercow’s position is now untenable, he and wife are bringing the reputation of the House of Commons into [more] disrepute. We need a new speaker to be found.
And don’t post more big brother crap, it’s a cr@p “show” for brain dead morons.
Absolutely spot on. She is one rough woman. Speaks rough, looked rough and probably sleeps rough. Rough Labour to a tee.
Is it any wonder she never achieved the political career she so craved
You can’t harm a turd, you flush it away.
I threw the telly out 5 years ago and only had 3 years hassle from the Beeb. Watching this video tells me yet again how right I was.
Bercow’s wife will be really in her element with these ZZZZZ “celebrities who all speak the same innit language – would be better if it was Inuit.
Sally of our alley must have given Bercow a full weekend of blow jobs to addle what remains of his mind; but perhaps he knows he has outstayed his welcome in the HoC and that his slag wife’s new celebrity sex role will bring in the pennies to suit his new lifestyle.
Can you imagine a contest where the first prize is a night with Sally and Jordan???????
She sounded Rough, Looked Rough and is truly Rough labour.
Position surely is untenable.
She certainly sounded more ‘common’ than during her other TV appearances – speaking to the audience?
As far as the rest of the program is concerned – it’s a dystopian parody – isn’t it?
Ruff! Ruff!
She’s very masculine and rather common. She’s got a very hard face..not at all nice. She’s a bit creepy. Is she bi???? She looks like one of those gym mistresses who would go for the pretty young girls.
If our gallant 650 MPs can’t see that she’s making the Commons a laughing stock then they’re even more out of touch than I thought.
House of Commons doesn’t have a good reputation to lose. From PM down a lot of MPs have stole from taxpayer and have sold policies. As the ex-Harrows owner said its like a taxi service.
She’s a gas cooker!
Then perhaps she should stick her head up her a55 and turn it to number 7.
more like an old boiler
No Wonder the Country is F–ed. Lets Cabbage in front of a load of Knackers, Sheep Show for the Sheep heads. The whole worlds financial system is collapsing around us and the Sheep just sit with the Head lights well and truly in their EYES.
I wotch Eastenders cos its real life innit.
If you have ever stood in the most hostile supermarket in the world down at the Fiddlers in Dagenham, you would not joke about that.
EastEnders has had a terrible effect on the county, normalizing behaviour which is not normal at all and is not admirable in any way. Every single day you can see people acting out deplorable scenes which they honestly mistake for real life because they saw it on telly, innit.
The first thing we could do to improve the moral philosophy of the country is cancel that rotten show with its wizened, sentimental, choking depravity. And it’s ham acting.
Sorry – “its ham acting”.
EastEnders is a depiction of working-class life as imagined by the middle-class Cultural Marxists at the BBC.
An existence full of strife; woe; confrontation; misery and violence.
Day after day after day.
Tossers, but dangerous Tossers.
Poofy actors will tell you that it’s ‘life imitating art’. I’ll tell you what it is – it’s morons imitating actors imitating morons.
+1000
Sally sounds best with the sound turned off.
She looks best with the picture off, too.
Why are you always on here?
“, she took a scored earth view to her relationship ”
Typo?
This will end in tears for the berk!!
I agree. It will be one small phrase, one small, though revealing action on her part that will haunt the poison dwarf for the rest of his career.
Can someone start an epetition to have John Bercow censured for bringing Parliament into disrepute.
He is odious enough, but his wife makes us a laughing stock
Get him out
The awful thing is she will be known for all time as the wife (or possibly ex-wife) of the ex-speaker of the house…
because this version of big brother has no live feed its likely that hardly anyone will get to see how she behaves, with channel 5′s facebook and twitter getting bombarded day and night on the matter and viewing figures dropping like a stone (down from 5.8m to 2.7m in 3 days) no one is discussing big brother or its contestants, just the fact that its less of big brother than your average high street this season.
its hard to understand just what channel 5 are trying to do unless their intention is to completely bury the franchise, by getting rid of formally loyal viewers over the live feed and “celebrities” who rank so lowly that we really need a 27 or 28 letter alphabet because z-list is too high, we didnt know most of them when they went into the bb house and without a live feed we’ll know no more about them when they leave.
and dont forget the day this bb ends isnt the end, the following night a regular 3+ month bb starts and then after less than a month january sees the return of cbb, assuming that anyone at all is watching it by then.
Go fuck yourself Berkowitz.
Guido
Can we start a campiagn to keep her in as long as possible?
*I dont watch Big Brother so dont know how too keep someone in or vote them out.
+1 (in the absence of thumbs)
I know nothing about BB, but maybe Guido could blog when/how we vote to keep her in there.
If this blog is going to feature daily second-hand coverage of pea-brained Channel 5 ‘reality’ shite, I’m going elsewhere.
to save sally call 09016 16 17 09 (calls will cost you an arm and testicle, calls from mobiles will cost you even more) this round of phone votes ends during the live show on Friday 26th August’s eviction show.
online polls suggest that shes safe this week but remember that most of the online polls are used by fans of big brother who channel 5 have been driving away and who wont pay to vote whereas the show itself is now appealing to those with the mentality of the recent rioters so its likely that sally will go because whilst she is seen as almost an alien (shes “old” and something to do with politics) her two opponents are a (former?) coke addict famous for nothing but a few iceland tv adverts and some “pretty boy” who would probably get plenty of paying votes from the looted cell phones the remaining viewers will be using to vote.
Once a slag, always a slag!
Whatever are you suggesting Popeye?
Hopefully, Charlie Sheen will get the same treatment!
““to give the establishment two fingers”
So she will moving out of Speakers apartment when she leaves the BB house?
You must be joking.
She’s got to stay there in order to fight for the poor people.
With the libore left you always have to separate the words from the deeds.
I note that she was interviewed in the Squeaker’s Apartments – bringing Parliament into disrepute?
You forgot the word Again.
‘ bringing parliament into disrepute ‘ Again!
makes a change from the establishment giving her two fingers.
He must be very proud.
“Scored earth”.
Does this mean the whole earth have scored with Sally?
(Not to mention giving her two fingers.)
No it means you have drawn a line in the ground.
What’s the difference between Sally Bercow and a Kit-Kat?
I think you all know the answer.
A kit-kat is value for money?
I remember the days when that joke was about Joan Collins.
I was just trying to think of a non offensive way to make the same point
I do too , which shows how old we are
I’m Sleezy.
BOGOF
Bercow tells parliament that the public don’t want to hear heckling. Could someone tell Bercow we don’t want the position he holds demeaning any further. Bercow really should resign, he and his wife are an embarrassment to our country.
Bercow only comes out with that line when the Labour Front bench are deservedly getting their c unt kicked in. Shut the fuck up Bercow we want more not less !!!!
I too like the idea of heckling in Parliament. Especially if the ‘Heckling’ in question is a Heckler & Koch MP5K submachine gun, spraying 900 rounds per minute into the Labour front-benches.
Check out the briefcase accessory!
http://www.cracked.com/article_19340_6-pieces-office-equipment-for-incredibly-paranoid.html
Wonder what Bercow is doing in India?
Won’t be helping the corruption campaign that’s for sure, as he is readily at the Westminster pigs’ trough here.
Could he be honing up on the Kama Sutra for his new role as sex dwarf to his celebrity wife?
To Guido is “scored earth” more dire than scorched earth – perhaps Sally drags her fingernails over her victims as a come on?
Crazy is as crazy does.
“I gave him a weekend he wouldn’t forget which left him happy if breathless.”
Mindbleach!
Quite so. Bleuuuuuuchhhhh!
She tried to waterboard me.
It demeans the image of the Speaker to see his wife behaving like this. Semi-naked photos, now the most low-grade program on the airwaves.
She’s an independent woman free to do what she wants but surely she could aim higher than this televisual tosh?
If she aimed any higher, it would go right over the Squeaker’s head.
She is desperate to further her “media profile” but if she had any respect for her husband’s office and our Parliamentary system generally, she wouldn’t have touched this freakshow with a bargepole.
One question – if she was not the wife of the Speaker does she think for a second that anyone would know who she was or that she would be paid to parade around on Channel 5 with a bunch of Z-list celebs? She is shameless.
Says a great deal about ZaNuLabour if she was considered to be a suitable candidate for Westminster Council Elections. Perhaps they could select her for Barking?
Judgement, discretion and common sense do not appear to be embedded in her mind. But the odious Max Clifford is associated with another air head looking for publicity, perhaps he will reveal that her phone was hacked.
Nah, she wasn’t one of The Dirty Thirty.
Wotta old slapper though. A great example to ‘British’ Yooooofff.
A typical socialist ,loud mouthed ,self opinionated and spouts crap, and I am talking about the pair of them.
Typical ?? In what way ?
I wonder what that eminent Speaker,George Thomas,would have made of it?
Very different to his own values as a teetotal Methodist lay-preacher.
On the whole I think George will be the more fondly remembered.
George Thomas was a truly nice guy.
We met him on two occasions and he was charm itself.
All Speakers have had at least a modicum of dignity, but these last two have made a laughing stock of the institution and office of the Speaker. More like a bloody pantomime show now.
Don’t forget Betty Boothroyd.
These of course were people who did such a fantastic job that they were truly respected by all sides of the House and still remembered , as you say with fondness, today.
Not likely that the bercows are ever going to fall into that category! Shudder!!
Yes, I’m on Twitter,
That makes you all bitter.
There’s no-one who’s fitter
And I do take it up the…….
ORDER !! ORDER !!!!! ORRRDDERRR !!!! ORRDUUUREEEE
Who’s Claire Perry?
Ah, I understand -
Former banker … Ms Perry
- explains it all…
Sally walks and moves like a man has a deep voice and large jaw too, strange.
What’s wrong with that ??
Nothing at all DARLING!
I knew a Sally Bercow once, used to serve the teas at the old Woomeronga cricket ground. This girl only had one leg, the boys called her stumpy, apparently after a few tinnies….
Stay on topic you whore!
Five dollar fucky fuck, me love you long time…
I could always come and join you Sal
Bercow has odiously modelled his role as speaker on Leonard Sachs. This is a clip of him introducing his Popsy Wopsy.
“he made me promise not to say or do anything that might harm him.”
Best stop breathing PDQ Sally!
You’re an idiot for paying her any attention. You are doing exactly what she wants.
Well done for giving in to the media whore and debasing yourself in the process.
Frankly I had thought better of you.
Your right, this is exactly what she wants, ignoring the bitch would be the best course of action.
It is silly season.
http://soccervoice.com/70_mcq13.jpg
Sally in her sporting days
You can here the groan at Labour HQ………..
And two fingers to you for giving the bitch even more exposure.
Until she opened her mouth, I had no idea she was part Pikey, she could well end up sleeping with the gypsy in the bb house?
What substance is this slapper on?
I know the last vestages of dignity deserted the political area some considerable time ago but the depths it is now plunging in way into unchartered territory.
It can only end in tears for everyone.
A lamentable situation for us all, I fear.
if this is the only ‘two fingers to the establishement’ to be found I’m emigrating
what fucking shit
+1
Is this woman mentally retarded? She seems stuck in a perpetual adolescence and completely unable to shake off the mindset of a hormonal 14 year old schoolgirl.
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steady on, m’boy. It wasn’t that funny – I was actually asking the question in earnest.
Mrs. Bercowski seems incapable of speaking to a journalist without launching into a grand speech about her sex life. Which is rather suspicious because, amongst men at least, the people who speak loudest about their amazing sex lives are the people who are least likely to actually be getting some.
This is absolutely the lowest of low tide marks for uk politics isn’t it?
I just hope that the HoC unites now to get rid of this foul odious couple , because until they do, respect for politics and politicians will never be rebuilt.
No – the low point was when Galloway was on
True. But galloway was always a nothing in uk politics.
This woman is the squeaker’s wife and according to her own estimation a major force in labour politics!
I know you can get in trouble for inciting violence over the internet… but North Korea, please nuke us now.
We have nothing left to offer the world, this is all that remains of our once great culture. Please finish us, end our pain.
Bloody hell, she has the looks, build and general demeanour of a Springbok flanker.
That is scurrilous to our great Sprinbocks – and I mean the animals not the rugby players
She’ll go far, that woman. Not sure in which direction though.
DOWN.
Disgraceful.
“I just used my feminine wiles and took John away for a dirty weekend in Devon. I gave him a weekend he wouldn’t forget which left him happy if breathless. He eventually gave in, though he made me promise not to say or do anything that might harm him.”
Well, that worked right up until the moment you made the above, rather stupid remark, Sally! Well done!
Apparently Sally can get her husband- the speaker- to do anything she wants, so long as she uses her body to perform acts of carnal congress!
You could not (as they say) make it up!
Does Sally Bercow also go by the name of Nikki Sinclaire?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Nikki_Sinclaire.jpg
They are distantly related, but Sally has got a bigger cock.
Well done girl for sticking two fingers up to the establishment and doing something totally frowned upon by people who think women should know their place. Not just any woman mind, but the wife of the speaker? Good God Man!
She is donating £100,000 of her £150,000 fee to charity. Let’s not dwell on that though eh?
Not watching it gives me a lot of spare time to do useful things.
“I just used my feminine wiles and took John away for a dirty weekend in Devon“.
The cynical might wonder if Frodo’s nights of passion were charged to the taxpayers.
We bought the strap-on.
Yuk!
Following the riots and the realisation that a proportion of youths are desperate to get money and fame asap and fail to respect anything – the fact that she would appear on BB and talk about ‘giving two fingers to the establishment’ is striking. How many youths in the recent riots would say that?
She is the worst of people in this Country, talentless, bitter, provocative, disrespectful and unable to shut up.
Mrs Bercow hates the association with her husband but used him to get onto the programme.
Where are her CHildren when she is in there on their Summer Holidays – what if Parliament needed to be recalled again? I hope to God I am not contributing to a tax payer funded nanny?
No good can come of her being in the Big Brother house and she should have the brains to realise that – she is so stupid she believes her own hype.
Her husband should be thoroughlly ashamed and I for one, as a person who respects Parliament and wants to encourage my CHildren to do the same hope to God he is removed from his job asap and a really impartial person put in his place.
I hope all money that flows from her appearance also goes to charity.
Totally agree
As a Libertarian I despise the whole concept of Big Brother and what it stands for. What does the show stand for? Bullying, attention seeking spongers and pathetic egos. The whole concept is an undignified one. leaving a human being open to all forms of abuse. What for? Entertaining the thick as shit Chavs. Tripe!
Sally can always leave the establishment and live in the real world. That would be the ultimate two finger salute!
This tart lowers the tone of everything shes connected with. The Bercows are worldwide laughing stocks
Never, ever watched Big Brother, so will easily avoid the antics of all concerned…who are they anyway, only ever heard of 2 of two of them.
Did once do some work for Endemol the production company and discovered that the result is fixed before it even starts. Viewer voting is a money spinner and is totally ignored.
What’s the point/
Is there any chance we can apologise to Gorbals Mick and ask him to take his old job back?
scary thing is shes thinks shes sexy smart
id would hav had divorce papers written up an handed to her as she walked into big brother house
makes her husband speaker look a wimp at best
Compared to the krill on this show, she is smart. She was the only fucker who knew the date of the Battle of Hastings FFS. Thank you NuLabor for a generation of quarter witted retards.
The laughable thing is, as she is the Speaker’s wife, she is part of the establishment…half witted cow!!
was’ she constantly full of diverse semen during her uni days?
You never want to sit down on a chair she’s been using, the cum always leaks out of her arse and down the back of her legs. Still, it might be fun to see her getting spit roasted by Jedward.
This could bring the House down.
Ho, Ho, Ho.
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