August 19th, 2011

Two Fingers To The Establishment

(5 minutes in)

Guido will be keeping up with Celebrity Big Brother so you don’t have to. Entering the house last night Sally said she wanted “to give the establishment two fingers”. Well that she certainly did.

Revealing the shocking news that her husband is against the whole idea, she took a scorched earth view to her relationship with the tabloids, especially the Mail, which wouldn’t have upset Desmond in the slightest. MPs of both colours are lining up to have a go this morning, while the Speaker hides in India.  Revealing how she won her husband round to the idea, Sally apparently told friends:

“I just used my feminine wiles and took John away for a dirty weekend in Devon. I gave him a weekend he wouldn’t forget which left him happy if breathless. He eventually gave in, though he made me promise not to say or do anything that might harm him.”

It seems Claire Perry was right


132 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I predict some classic quotes from Sally.

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “, she took a scored earth view to her relationship ”

    Typo?

  3. 3
    Iloathlefties says:

    This will end in tears for the berk!!

  4. 4
    Fiscal Gerrymandering says:

    Can someone start an epetition to have John Bercow censured for bringing Parliament into disrepute.

    He is odious enough, but his wife makes us a laughing stock

    Get him out

  5. 5
    Lobster throttler says:

    Go fuck yourself Berkowitz.

  6. 6
    Fiscal Gerrymandering says:

    Please don’t encourage her

  7. 7
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido

    Can we start a campiagn to keep her in as long as possible?

    *I dont watch Big Brother so dont know how too keep someone in or vote them out.

  8. 8
    Popeye says:

    Once a slag, always a slag!

  9. 9
    The voice of unreason says:

    Hopefully, Charlie Sheen will get the same treatment!

  10. 10
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ““to give the establishment two fingers”

    So she will moving out of Speakers apartment when she leaves the BB house?

  11. 11
    The Dirty Rat says:

    He must be very proud.

  12. 12
    Titford Hat says:

    “Scored earth”.

    Does this mean the whole earth have scored with Sally?

    (Not to mention giving her two fingers.)

  13. 13
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    You must be joking.

    She’s got to stay there in order to fight for the poor people.

    With the libore left you always have to separate the words from the deeds.

  14. 14
    John, Buckingham says:

    I’m Sleezy.

  15. 15
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Bercow tells parliament that the public don’t want to hear heckling. Could someone tell Bercow we don’t want the position he holds demeaning any further. Bercow really should resign, he and his wife are an embarrassment to our country.

  16. 16
    I don't need no doctor says:

    No it means you have drawn a line in the ground.

  17. 17
    Forest Gump says:

    Crazy is as crazy does.

  18. 18
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Speaker Bercow’s position is now untenable, he and wife are bringing the reputation of the House of Commons into [more] disrepute. We need a new speaker to be found.

    And don’t post more big brother crap, it’s a cr@p “show” for brain dead morons.

  19. 19
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    No Wonder the Country is F–ed. Lets Cabbage in front of a load of Knackers, Sheep Show for the Sheep heads. The whole worlds financial system is collapsing around us and the Sheep just sit with the Head lights well and truly in their EYES.

  20. 20
    Too much information says:

    “I gave him a weekend he wouldn’t forget which left him happy if breathless.”

    Mindbleach!

  21. 21
    High Dudgeon says:

    It demeans the image of the Speaker to see his wife behaving like this. Semi-naked photos, now the most low-grade program on the airwaves.

    She’s an independent woman free to do what she wants but surely she could aim higher than this televisual tosh?

  22. 22
    What the Public really think says:

    Bercow only comes out with that line when the Labour Front bench are deservedly getting their c unt kicked in. Shut the fuck up Bercow we want more not less !!!!

  23. 23
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Says a great deal about ZaNuLabour if she was considered to be a suitable candidate for Westminster Council Elections. Perhaps they could select her for Barking?

    Judgement, discretion and common sense do not appear to be embedded in her mind. But the odious Max Clifford is associated with another air head looking for publicity, perhaps he will reveal that her phone was hacked.

  24. 24
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Nah, she wasn’t one of The Dirty Thirty.

    Wotta old slapper though. A great example to ‘British’ Yooooofff.

  25. 25
    Sres says:

    The awful thing is she will be known for all time as the wife (or possibly ex-wife) of the ex-speaker of the house…

  26. 26
    Labour-educated, with 20 A* GCSEs in Welfare Studies says:

    I wotch Eastenders cos its real life innit.

  27. 27
    MrAngry61 says:

    +1 (in the absence of thumbs)

    I know nothing about BB, but maybe Guido could blog when/how we vote to keep her in there.

  28. 28
    What a plonker. says:

    A typical socialist ,loud mouthed ,self opinionated and spouts crap, and I am talking about the pair of them.

  29. 29
    bergen says:

    I wonder what that eminent Speaker,George Thomas,would have made of it?

    Very different to his own values as a teetotal Methodist lay-preacher.

    On the whole I think George will be the more fondly remembered.

  30. 30
    Silly Sally Bigcow says:

    Yes, I’m on Twitter,
    That makes you all bitter.
    There’s no-one who’s fitter
    And I do take it up the…….

  31. 31
    A High Court Judge says:

    Who’s Claire Perry?

    Ah, I understand –

    Former banker … Ms Perry

    – explains it all…

  32. 32
    Little Johnny Berk says:

    ORDER !! ORDER !!!!! ORRRDDERRR !!!! ORRDUUUREEEE

  33. 33
    SpAd says:

    Quite so. Bleuuuuuuchhhhh!

  34. 34
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I too like the idea of heckling in Parliament. Especially if the ‘Heckling’ in question is a Heckler & Koch MP5K submachine gun, spraying 900 rounds per minute into the Labour front-benches.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Sally walks and moves like a man has a deep voice and large jaw too, strange.

  36. 36
    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    Typical ?? In what way ?

  37. 37
    Handycock says:

    I could always come and join you Sal

  38. 38
    annette curton says:

    Bercow has odiously modelled his role as speaker on Leonard Sachs. This is a clip of him introducing his Popsy Wopsy.

  39. 39
    SpAd says:

    If this blog is going to feature daily second-hand coverage of pea-brained Channel 5 ‘reality’ shite, I’m going elsewhere.

  40. 40
    God is an Englishman. says:

    George Thomas was a truly nice guy.
    We met him on two occasions and he was charm itself.

  41. 41
    Sally the Wicked Witch says:

    BOGOF

  42. 42
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    What’s wrong with that ??

  43. 43
    Olive Oyl says:

    Whatever are you suggesting Popeye?

  44. 44
    Little Johnny Berk says:

    She tried to waterboard me.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Absolutely spot on. She is one rough woman. Speaks rough, looked rough and probably sleeps rough. Rough Labour to a tee.

    Is it any wonder she never achieved the political career she so craved

  46. 46
    Tucker T Phudpucker says:

    I knew a Sally Bercow once, used to serve the teas at the old Woomeronga cricket ground. This girl only had one leg, the boys called her stumpy, apparently after a few tinnies….

  47. 47
    Fabians are Evil says:

    “he made me promise not to say or do anything that might harm him.”

    Best stop breathing PDQ Sally!

  48. 48
    Bang Cock Lady Boy says:

    Five dollar fucky fuck, me love you long time…

  49. 49
    Thunderbox says:

    She sounded Rough, Looked Rough and is truly Rough labour.

    Position surely is untenable.

  50. 50
    ffs says:

    You’re an idiot for paying her any attention. You are doing exactly what she wants.

    Well done for giving in to the media whore and debasing yourself in the process.

    Frankly I had thought better of you.

  51. 51
    Nadia Almada says:

    Nothing at all DARLING!

  52. 52
    judge judy says:

    are femine wiles what ann summers advertises ?

  53. 53
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You can here the groan at Labour HQ………..

  54. 54
    You know what... says:

    Your right, this is exactly what she wants, ignoring the bitch would be the best course of action.

  55. 55
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    It is silly season.

  56. 56
    give it a rest already says:

    And two fingers to you for giving the bitch even more exposure.

  57. 57
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    It outsells the Lembit 100:1

  58. 58
    MrAngry61 says:

    She certainly sounded more ‘common’ than during her other TV appearances – speaking to the audience?

    As far as the rest of the program is concerned – it’s a dystopian parody – isn’t it?

  59. 59
    isaac hunt says:

    Until she opened her mouth, I had no idea she was part Pikey, she could well end up sleeping with the gypsy in the bb house?

  60. 60
    MrAngry61 says:

    I note that she was interviewed in the Squeaker’s Apartments – bringing Parliament into disrepute?

  61. 61
    :) says:

    Stay on topic you whore!

  62. 62
    YorkshireLad says:

    What substance is this slapper on?
    I know the last vestages of dignity deserted the political area some considerable time ago but the depths it is now plunging in way into unchartered territory.
    It can only end in tears for everyone.
    A lamentable situation for us all, I fear.

  63. 63
    Politicians are CUNTS says:

    if this is the only ‘two fingers to the establishement’ to be found I’m emigrating

    what fucking shit

  64. 64
    I'd rather not.. says:

    Sally in her sporting days

  65. 65
    Woman on a Raft says:

    If you have ever stood in the most hostile supermarket in the world down at the Fiddlers in Dagenham, you would not joke about that.

    EastEnders has had a terrible effect on the county, normalizing behaviour which is not normal at all and is not admirable in any way. Every single day you can see people acting out deplorable scenes which they honestly mistake for real life because they saw it on telly, innit.

    The first thing we could do to improve the moral philosophy of the country is cancel that rotten show with its wizened, sentimental, choking depravity. And it’s ham acting.

  66. 66
    Woman on a Raft says:

    Sorry – “its ham acting”.

  67. 67
    Hava Nagila says:

    Is this woman mentally retarded? She seems stuck in a perpetual adolescence and completely unable to shake off the mindset of a hormonal 14 year old schoolgirl.

  68. 68
    YorkshireLad says:

    All Speakers have had at least a modicum of dignity, but these last two have made a laughing stock of the institution and office of the Speaker. More like a bloody pantomime show now.

  69. 69
    Southern Softy says:

    Sally sounds best with the sound turned off.
    She looks best with the picture off, too.

  70. 70
  71. 71
    Southern Softy says:

    What’s the difference between Sally Bercow and a Kit-Kat?
    I think you all know the answer.

  72. 72
    bergen says:

    If our gallant 650 MPs can’t see that she’s making the Commons a laughing stock then they’re even more out of touch than I thought.

  73. 73
    nell says:

    This is absolutely the lowest of low tide marks for uk politics isn’t it?

    I just hope that the HoC unites now to get rid of this foul odious couple , because until they do, respect for politics and politicians will never be rebuilt.

  74. 74
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    A kit-kat is value for money?

  75. 75
    Southern Softy says:

    If she aimed any higher, it would go right over the Squeaker’s head.

  76. 76
    Charlie Gilmour says:

    lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    +1

  78. 78
    Some bloke called Brian says:

    I know you can get in trouble for inciting violence over the internet… but North Korea, please nuke us now.

    We have nothing left to offer the world, this is all that remains of our once great culture. Please finish us, end our pain.

  79. 79
    nell says:

    Don’t forget Betty Boothroyd.

    These of course were people who did such a fantastic job that they were truly respected by all sides of the House and still remembered , as you say with fondness, today.

    Not likely that the bercows are ever going to fall into that category! Shudder!!

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    House of Commons doesn’t have a good reputation to lose. From PM down a lot of MPs have stole from taxpayer and have sold policies. As the ex-Harrows owner said its like a taxi service.

  81. 81
    nell says:

    You forgot the word Again.

    ‘ bringing parliament into disrepute ‘ Again!

  82. 82
    I hate you says:

    Why are you always on here?

  83. 83
    Martin Johnson says:

    Bloody hell, she has the looks, build and general demeanour of a Springbok flanker.

  84. 84
    Osborne fucking the economy says:

    So when money is flooding into US Treasury bonds and British gilts, it means one of two things: either money tends to become harder to obtain by those in the private sector who take the risks which generate economic growth and wealth; or the climate of pervasive anxiety means that even when money is available to consumers and businesses, they don’t want to spend or invest it.

    Both trends are consistent with what has become known as the Japanese disease – the two-decade phenomenon in Japan of incredibly low growth caused initially by a mountain of debt bearing down on banks and property companies, and then by an entrenched and unbreakable propensity to hoard by all important economic players.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14589325

  85. 85
    SpAd says:

    I remember the days when that joke was about Joan Collins.

  86. 86
    SocialGhism says:

    She’s a gas cooker!

  87. 87

    She’ll go far, that woman. Not sure in which direction though.

  88. 88
    sg-strummer says:

    I was just trying to think of a non offensive way to make the same point :D

  89. 89
    MrAngry61 says:

    No – the low point was when Galloway was on

  90. 90
    William Trowther Blemworth says:

    Disgraceful.

  91. 91
    nell says:

    True. But galloway was always a nothing in uk politics.

    This woman is the squeaker’s wife and according to her own estimation a major force in labour politics!

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    Then perhaps she should stick her head up her a55 and turn it to number 7.

  93. 93
    Displaced Brummie says:

    “I just used my feminine wiles and took John away for a dirty weekend in Devon. I gave him a weekend he wouldn’t forget which left him happy if breathless. He eventually gave in, though he made me promise not to say or do anything that might harm him.”

    Well, that worked right up until the moment you made the above, rather stupid remark, Sally! Well done!

    Apparently Sally can get her husband- the speaker- to do anything she wants, so long as she uses her body to perform acts of carnal congress!

    You could not (as they say) make it up!

  94. 94
    annon. says:

    Does Sally Bercow also go by the name of Nikki Sinclaire?

  95. 95
    Frankly, they're all thieving cunts. says:

    Well done girl for sticking two fingers up to the establishment and doing something totally frowned upon by people who think women should know their place. Not just any woman mind, but the wife of the speaker? Good God Man!

    She is donating £100,000 of her £150,000 fee to charity. Let’s not dwell on that though eh?

  96. 96

    Not watching it gives me a lot of spare time to do useful things.

  97. 97
    Rottweiler says:

    Ruff! Ruff!

  98. 98
    genghiz the kahn says:

    “I just used my feminine wiles and took John away for a dirty weekend in Devon“.

    The cynical might wonder if Frodo’s nights of passion were charged to the taxpayers.

  99. 99
  100. 100
    Hey Pally says:

    EastEnders is a depiction of working-class life as imagined by the middle-class Cultural Marxists at the BBC.

    An existence full of strife; woe; confrontation; misery and violence.

    Day after day after day.

    Tossers, but dangerous Tossers.

  101. 101
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    Poofy actors will tell you that it’s ‘life imitating art’. I’ll tell you what it is – it’s morons imitating actors imitating morons.

  102. 102
    Jan says:

    She’s very masculine and rather common. She’s got a very hard face..not at all nice. She’s a bit creepy. Is she bi???? She looks like one of those gym mistresses who would go for the pretty young girls.

  103. 103
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    I agree. It will be one small phrase, one small, though revealing action on her part that will haunt the poison dwarf for the rest of his career.

  104. 104
    Evil Landlord says:

    more like an old boiler

  105. 105
    Evil Landlord says:

    I do too , which shows how old we are

  106. 106
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    You can’t harm a turd, you flush it away.

  107. 107
    the last quango in paris says:

    makes a change from the establishment giving her two fingers.

  108. 108
    Ivor Price says:

    I threw the telly out 5 years ago and only had 3 years hassle from the Beeb. Watching this video tells me yet again how right I was.
    Bercow’s wife will be really in her element with these ZZZZZ “celebrities who all speak the same innit language – would be better if it was Inuit.
    Sally of our alley must have given Bercow a full weekend of blow jobs to addle what remains of his mind; but perhaps he knows he has outstayed his welcome in the HoC and that his slag wife’s new celebrity sex role will bring in the pennies to suit his new lifestyle.
    Can you imagine a contest where the first prize is a night with Sally and Jordan???????

  109. 109
    the last quango in paris says:

    Following the riots and the realisation that a proportion of youths are desperate to get money and fame asap and fail to respect anything – the fact that she would appear on BB and talk about ‘giving two fingers to the establishment’ is striking. How many youths in the recent riots would say that?

    She is the worst of people in this Country, talentless, bitter, provocative, disrespectful and unable to shut up.

    Mrs Bercow hates the association with her husband but used him to get onto the programme.

    Where are her CHildren when she is in there on their Summer Holidays – what if Parliament needed to be recalled again? I hope to God I am not contributing to a tax payer funded nanny?

    No good can come of her being in the Big Brother house and she should have the brains to realise that – she is so stupid she believes her own hype.

    Her husband should be thoroughlly ashamed and I for one, as a person who respects Parliament and wants to encourage my CHildren to do the same hope to God he is removed from his job asap and a really impartial person put in his place.

    I hope all money that flows from her appearance also goes to charity.

  110. 110
    Ivor Price says:

    Wonder what Bercow is doing in India?
    Won’t be helping the corruption campaign that’s for sure, as he is readily at the Westminster pigs’ trough here.
    Could he be honing up on the Kama Sutra for his new role as sex dwarf to his celebrity wife?
    To Guido is “scored earth” more dire than scorched earth – perhaps Sally drags her fingernails over her victims as a come on?

  111. 111
    Piet Retief says:

    That is scurrilous to our great Sprinbocks – and I mean the animals not the rugby players

  112. 112
    Piet Retief says:

    DOWN.

  113. 113
    Is It Over Yet? says:

    She is desperate to further her “media profile” but if she had any respect for her husband’s office and our Parliamentary system generally, she wouldn’t have touched this freakshow with a bargepole.

    One question – if she was not the wife of the Speaker does she think for a second that anyone would know who she was or that she would be paid to parade around on Channel 5 with a bunch of Z-list celebs? She is shameless.

  114. 114
    Mrs Trellis of Rhyl says:

    Totally agree

  115. 115
    Big Brother can go and take a fuck out of itself! says:

    As a Libertarian I despise the whole concept of Big Brother and what it stands for. What does the show stand for? Bullying, attention seeking spongers and pathetic egos. The whole concept is an undignified one. leaving a human being open to all forms of abuse. What for? Entertaining the thick as shit Chavs. Tripe!

  116. 116
    I much prefer to stick two fingers up at Big Brother. says:

    Sally can always leave the establishment and live in the real world. That would be the ultimate two finger salute!

  117. 117
    confused says:

    This tart lowers the tone of everything shes connected with. The Bercows are worldwide laughing stocks

  118. 118
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Never, ever watched Big Brother, so will easily avoid the antics of all concerned…who are they anyway, only ever heard of 2 of two of them.

    Did once do some work for Endemol the production company and discovered that the result is fixed before it even starts. Viewer voting is a money spinner and is totally ignored.

    What’s the point/

  119. 119
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    We bought the strap-on.

  120. 120
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Is there any chance we can apologise to Gorbals Mick and ask him to take his old job back?

  121. 121
    Hava Nagila says:

    Steady on, m’boy. It wasn’t that funny – I was actually asking the question in earnest.

    Mrs. Bercowski seems incapable of speaking to a journalist without launching into a grand speech about her sex life. Which is rather suspicious because, amongst men at least, the people who speak loudest about their amazing sex lives are the people who are least likely to actually be getting some.

  122. 122
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    They are distantly related, but Sally has got a bigger cock.

  123. 123
    dr. sipp says:

    scary thing is shes thinks shes sexy smart

    id would hav had divorce papers written up an handed to her as she walked into big brother house

    makes her husband speaker look a wimp at best

  124. 124
    YorkshireLad says:

    The laughable thing is, as she is the Speaker’s wife, she is part of the establishment…half witted cow!!

  125. 125
    joescotus says:

    was’ she constantly full of diverse semen during her uni days?

  126. 126
    Vince Cable's rucksack says:

    This could bring the House down.

  127. 127
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    You never want to sit down on a chair she’s been using, the cum always leaks out of her arse and down the back of her legs. Still, it might be fun to see her getting spit roasted by Jedward.

  128. 128
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Compared to the krill on this show, she is smart. She was the only fucker who knew the date of the Battle of Hastings FFS. Thank you NuLabor for a generation of quarter witted retards.

  129. 129
    God is an Englishman. says:

    Ho, Ho, Ho.

    http://tinyurl.com/3duzatm

  130. 130
    God is an Englishman. says:

    +1000

  131. 131
    Mike (England) says:

    because this version of big brother has no live feed its likely that hardly anyone will get to see how she behaves, with channel 5’s facebook and twitter getting bombarded day and night on the matter and viewing figures dropping like a stone (down from 5.8m to 2.7m in 3 days) no one is discussing big brother or its contestants, just the fact that its less of big brother than your average high street this season.

    its hard to understand just what channel 5 are trying to do unless their intention is to completely bury the franchise, by getting rid of formally loyal viewers over the live feed and “celebrities” who rank so lowly that we really need a 27 or 28 letter alphabet because z-list is too high, we didnt know most of them when they went into the bb house and without a live feed we’ll know no more about them when they leave.

    and dont forget the day this bb ends isnt the end, the following night a regular 3+ month bb starts and then after less than a month january sees the return of cbb, assuming that anyone at all is watching it by then.

  132. 132
    Mike (England) says:

    to save sally call 09016 16 17 09 (calls will cost you an arm and testicle, calls from mobiles will cost you even more) this round of phone votes ends during the live show on Friday 26th August’s eviction show.

    online polls suggest that shes safe this week but remember that most of the online polls are used by fans of big brother who channel 5 have been driving away and who wont pay to vote whereas the show itself is now appealing to those with the mentality of the recent rioters so its likely that sally will go because whilst she is seen as almost an alien (shes “old” and something to do with politics) her two opponents are a (former?) coke addict famous for nothing but a few iceland tv adverts and some “pretty boy” who would probably get plenty of paying votes from the looted cell phones the remaining viewers will be using to vote.


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