The Tears of a Clown
Gordon crashed his wife’s appearance at the Edinburgh Festival in order to bemoan those pesky journalists who pointed out the former Prime Mentalist’s rather damaging flaws and held him to account:
“In Britain, what the press do, if they really want to get at someone, is they challenge their motives and their integrity. They try to suggest that they’re not the person that they say they are. The way the press works in this country is they try to doubt the motives of people all the time. They try to suggest that you’ve got a malign purpose in what you’re doing. And they try to take pieces of people’s characters and destroy those pieces so they can make their political point as a result of that. You can’t say it is not hurtful.”
He hated them so much he invited them into his home, to family occasions and creeped around them for fifteen years on his way to the top.
And of course he never used the press to destroy anyone in his way…
He’s only a sad old failed bufty from Kirkcaldy.
hate to say I told you so but he made a fuc4ing dreadful Prime Minister.
The man’s an arse.
Perfect for this year’s Perrier award.
A left wing comedian who is just not funny.
And the difference is?
Plastic socialists are the most venal of politicians.
He is at heart a libertarian, free-market pushing, Tortskyite anarchist of the worst kind.
He carried out his “duties” to the satisfaction of his bankrollers and bailed out the corrupt banks and ensured that their profits were privatised and the losses socialised.
As with Blair before him and Cameron after him, they only serve the cosmopolitan, internationalist scum.
‘He is at heart a libertarian, free-market pushing, Tortskyite anarchist of the worst kind.’
A libartarian? Do you actually understand what the word means? Brown is a control freak, an authoritarian, poisonous, freedom hating statist, a forty two day incarceration peddler, a surveillance society advocate, who surrendered this country to EU serfdom.
As for free market where on earth do you get that from?
Brown was a corporatist shill, a rigged market merchant, a private monopoly service provider and enabler.
There is nothing free market about having no choice, or rigged price structures, which is what monopoly service providers give you in a rigged market.
Jesus wept, ignorance is not a virtue, read a fucking book sometime soon.
Dear Gordon,
Fuck Off.
Yours sincerely,
Britain
If he was an authoritarian socialist statist then why didn’t he nationalise the entire banking industry when he had the chance?
If he is not a statist then he must be a libertarian.
Entry to the EU allowed virtually unlimited immigration. More immigrants = more consumers, which is good for business (even if they’re on benefits, they still spend the money at Tescos/Sainsburys etc)
I accept your claim that he was a corporatist shill.
Of course Mr Fawkes you are correct I am a hypocrite. I brought that God awful bully Balls into my kitchen Cabinet. I unleashed McBride onto those Labour MPs who did not follow my lead. Together with my cabal of Whelan, Maguire and Watson we did our best to undermine the then PM Bliar and as the picture shows Piers Morgan had a direct line to my office so we could send him instructions on whom to destroy in his Mirror.
Why could not Gordon speak to Alistair I’ll make it up lying press officer Campbell? Blair used all the press spin he could and lied in between.
Cable must get an ear bashing from Brown each day what to say in Government on Brown’s behalf. Clegg yesterday wanted tot ell us how cutting benefits would not help. The man is a complete idiot.
He is the one, with Cable, who also wants to promote social mobility, like Brown, to help students into university who do not have the grades in preference for those who do. Citizens get more in welfare benefits than working, I wonder why they have a I want something for nothing attitude?? Perhaps the mindset could be changed by making them work and if it is less than their benefit pay the difference. It would save the taxpayer huge amounts in welfare and change the mindset of the welfare lifers.
My opinion on Gordon browns Character was based on his own writings, that student pamphlet he wrote on how to cheat your way through student life for example. Summed the man up perfectly.
gordon is a knob
fucking right he did. Hes recognised the symptoms, but just not in himself. Mans an arse.
There are all sorts of theories about it – ‘projection’, ‘transference’, ‘delusion’, ‘looking at your father’s penis in a funny way’. They all boil down to him being a loony-tune. I prescribe basket weaving.
Brown displayed classic antisocial personality disorder symptoms. I would even go as far to say that some of his actions suggest that he may be psychopathic (axis II cluster B).
He displayed an inability to form human attachments and an abnormal lack of empathy. Psychopaths are also masters at manipulating others for their own ends. This was masked by his ability to appear outwardly normal most of the time. Many of our political and corporate leaders have this personality disorder, as their lack of empathy and their manipulation ability tends to allow them to climb up management hierarchies.
Around 1% of the population are psychopaths and 10% have personality dissorders.
The researcher Dr Robert Hare has publisehed much material on this subject and is worth looking into. Unfortunately, there is no cure for this condition.
The man should be pitied not pilloried.
The public is clearly deeply divided in their opionion of Brown. Many think he’s an arse, while many others think he’s a knob. History will make its own judgement.
Whilst I salute your compassion, Someone at the GMC, I cannot help thinking that you, and many like you, possibly, have the balance wrong.
The plain fact is that these amoral, arrogant, wicked, self obsessed sickos cause huge amounts of misery to the human race.
Brown, Blair and many others who push themselves through to power, corrupting most of what they encounter as they progress, have, as you rightly observe, a fantastical disproportionate love of self and a contempt for their ‘lessers’.
The number of innocent people who have died because of the mendacity of Blair, and his support from Brown, surely should count for something? The number of people whose old age will now be blighted by Brown’s cynical, maniacal and ignorant handling of the economy and, particularly, destruction of ordinary people’s pensions, surely should count for something?
Whilst I admire your erudition in identifying what the psychiatric literature agrees about the aberrant behaviour of this minority of nutters, surely simple arithmetic should play a part in determining how society deals with such destructive people?
It seems to me that it would be hugely to the benefit of society, national and international, for the people not to tolerate these lunatics. In short, they should be culled. A few thousand lives could be targeted around the world, summary executions carried out and there would be a huge reduction in the number of unnecessary wars, economic collapses, genocides, famines, invasions, riots and general misery of ordinary people.
Such executions need not be ongoing. The rest of the slightly less dangerous weirdos who do not reach the top but aspire, and therefore support the truly dangerous monsters, would be discouraged.
You probably disagree and think, like many I speak with, that it is better for a few hundred thousand innocent brown skinned people to die a thousand+ miles away than to have an unpleasant summary execution on our doorstep.
That being the case, I would be an immoral psycho (albeit arithmetically capable).
To put it simply, McDoom is a brain dead, big headed, sanctimonious, useless piece of shite. Oh, and he’s a prize w@nker too. I’m being very polite too.
Corrupted Politicians Corrupted Police Force with the help of the Corrupted PRESS. London Burns Riots on the Street, Economy down the Toilet, Bomb Taxes being extorted at the Petrol Pump, Home Energy prices all up helping to Prop up failed War in Iraq and Afghanistan. Lets get some more Police Women on the Streets and Some More Women in disciplining the kids in Schools. I am sure that will work. HA HA. and a bit more Hypocrisy by the Bankgsters. Lets fiddle some more expenses and blame the system. How many years did it take to F–k this Country. LETS BUILD A FEW MORE WINDMILLS.
+100
And not to forget the green taxes
For non existant climate change!! EU have dictated 20% renewables by 2020, that’s why our bills are loaded by 25% for “grenn” windmills and the like. Who benefits? Rich land owners like……David Camerons dad in law.
Shouldn’t someone advise him just to keep quiet and be grateful he is still drawing a wage?
For not even turning up.
True he is a horses arse but I miss the comedy gold of his tv appearances. However I can put up with that safe in the knowledge that this maniac no longer has control of the levers of power. That fact alone must make him seethe with resentment at the perceived injustice. I hope it keeps the lunatic awake all night long.
Butt butt butt I thought that arses were useful?
Brown courted the Press like every other politician & business person does and needs to. Doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have a point to make. However, as post above mentions Kirkcaldy & like to add that decades aid Labour rule & MPs have decimated this one proud town. The *real* shame for Brown is that he was so busy *saving the world* that his home town turned into a wasteland with drug barrons, rapidly vacating buildings & tumbleweed all that remains on it’s high street.
I’m sure it transformed exactly as you said. It sounds simply terrible. And of course I blame Brown too – he watched it all happen and is a pure massive bawbag. More government interference in the lives of communities and businesses! Right?
Gordon’s problem was that he kept one and eye on the unions and the other…ah, right.
But he got a nice kitchen paid for by taxpayers over 2 years on expenses to give the impression of a reasonable expense. Just as bad as all of the rest.
http://autonomousmind.wordpress.com/2011/08/14/time-for-ipcc-to-investigate-the-guardian-and-david-leighs-police-sources/
Are you in Australia Guido?
If he hated being in the press so much why were he and his beard glued to the GMTV sofa?
It was nae ma fault, I didnae bust the country, I didnae shit on anyone who tried to tell the truth about me, I never, never lied or distorted economic data, I saved the wurrlld, d’ye ken!
Tha man’s a fuckwit, totally deranged.
He’s obviously lost his speechwriters.
No Gordon what the press did was call a spade a spade.Unfortunately for the country, you too lately found out despite unparalled ambition which was only matched by your overwhelminmg unsuitablity for the Position of MP , let alone P.M.
I’ve no doubt you read Machiavelli’s the Prince-but sheer ambition, ruthlessnees weren’t enough.You didn’t carry with you other key supporters who had no respect for you and disliked you.
The electorate in the main disliked your style-a substantial portion DESPISED you for what you have done.
No listens to you, you are a NOTHING, a ZERO-best thing is for you to disappear from private life, stop defrauding the people of Kirkaldy, and keep attending your Medical Practitioner.
He’s only a sad old failed bufty from Kirkcaldy
He might be a sad old… but unfortunately we are still paying him loadsamoney to be our sad old…..
What a loathsome creep this scotchman is. There aren’t enough words to describe this piece of excrement.
Dopey Miliband is continuing labour consistency in setting the lowest standard for human beings and failing to reach even that standard.
That’s the first common sense I’ve ever heard from Gordon. The trouble is that he was enthusiastically supportive of the low tactics adopted by the creme de la scum when they were directed towards anyone he considered to be his opposition.
How far we’ve come from Plato’s notion of the elite ruling not for their personal benefit but the whole community’s’, we are back to a pre-Platonic notion where the elite seek public office and power for no other reason than personal gain. It bodes very badly for Democracy with elites all over the world closing off wealth and power to the wider population.
Expect more ‘security measures’, ‘green taxes’ and a narrowing of opportunity. Already the Chinese are creating the model of the future a 100 or so families now have most of the power and wealth via the odious communist party.
At least GB did not have 1 million kids out of work,no riots under GB .
Andy Edinburgh
And after briefly dipping his toes in the waters of reason, the man with no brain returns to Scotland to frolic merrily on insanity beach.
Utter tribalism – freedom for Scotland.
Freedom for the English taxpayer from Scotland also.
It’s just typical that some socialshit brainwash victim defends Broon, after all he gave you other peoples money — that’s ‘fairness’ in your book, isn’t it? Never mind that he has doomed a generation or more of ordinary people to penury. The reality is that you are holier-than-thou parasites and everything you loathe in others. Wise up and get you buckfast stained hands out of the pockets of wealth creating hard working people.
He gave us £900billion of debt.
Inter alia. When someone has the Curse of Jonah, the Midas touch in reverse (and top reverse gear at that) motives are simply irrelant, whatever Office they hold.
So those million NEETS only appeared in the last year?
I think you’ll find they were there before May 2010.
After only a year of the nasty party here we are 3 trillion in debt 1 million youngsters unemployed and riots and mass immigration.
Yes spanner, and all the fault of the f@ckwitted Lieber party. We sure have a lot to thank them for.
Andy, Edinburgh, I note from your previous posts that you are a fanatical apologist for everything Labour. You are another one of those hopeless cases who would support the likes of Gadaffi and Mugabe if they stood for Labour in a Jock constituency. It’s unreconstructed Fabians like you who have facilitated the social and economic destruction of Great Britain and turned it into the third world shithole it’s become.
You are so blinded by your socialist ideology you are unable,or unwilling, to comprehend the damage you and your like have done to this nation. Then again, remorse is an unknown concept to the likes of you, unless it’s when Labour lose power, and then it’s just self pity.
Just to answer your point, one of the main reasons for so many being unemployed is Labour policy. Pay EMA to keep ‘em in school until they are eighteen and then push them all into university to take mickey mouse degree courses. Just to keep them off the unemployment register. Plus Labour’s “education, education, education” has resulted in too many being barely literate and numerate thereby making them unemployable.
Labour have also created an benefit dependant, criminally inclined underclass who don’t live by the same rules as the rest of society. Labour have indulged these people in the belief they could create a client electorate. Labour councils keep the areas where these lowlifes live in a state of deprivation and delapidation in order to ingrain a sense of hopelessness, depravity and resentment which then led to the behaviour we saw last weekend.
It’s people like you with your ideology who are part of the problem, not part of the solution.
Gordon seemed to like my gold investments when I spoke to him:
http://freedomandwhisky.blogspot.com/2011/08/golden-brown.html
Bring back hanging so McBroon can swing.
What work is doing nowadays?
Writing for the NYT on how to save the Euro.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/16/opinion/16iht-edbrown16.html?ref=global
Look forward to reading how much they paid him/his charity/front company etc…
Translation: It’s not my fault that I totally screwed up the UK economy. It’s because those press people were not very nice. Maybe if they were nice I wouldn’t have been such a screw-up.
Precisely. It was those silly europeans who set up the mess for the absolutely delicious Barack Hussein Omaha and it was the those silly hillybills in America who ruined it for Gordon.
Ignore him and he’ll go away. Hopefully.
He has gone away.
Despite being paid £60k plus expenses to be here.
Lazy Scotch git!
Three or four trips to London in a year shouldn’t yield too much in exes,
but watch this space. I bet he’ll put in for thousands.
Course, he has no concept of cost.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3752351/Gordon-Brown-is-paid-6k-per-vote.html
It’s perks, innit? S’not my fault everyone gets perks.
Does he still have police protection? How much does it cost?
How much does the police protection for Blair cost?
Too much.
One warder would be enough.
Does he also have security at a eye watering daily cost.
Just the one eye watering though.
Broon’s a lazy, thieving, bigoted, deluded, economically illiterate, bullying, cowardly, socially inept, scheming, lying, humourless, incompetent, pension-stealing, snot-faced, one-eyed fuckwit. He’s also a Jock. Fuck him and fuck Balls, Mandelson, Harman, Prescott, Whelan and all the other hypocrites, bullies and assorted scum he surrounded himself with.
It would also help if on the rare occasions he appears in the Hoc he actually told the truth.
Why is this fuckwit still plaguing us with his neuroses??
Rewriting history methinks !!
Cmon Guido – massive revelations on hacking yesterday and you’re still beating this tired old drum? Yawn.
And what about inflation… who cares?
‘Tory Boy’ = an ‘ironic’ insult.
‘Cmon Guido’ = a disingenuous familiarly remark.
“massive revelations on hacking yesterday” = Let’s get back to libour/bbc stuff.
“you’re still beating this tired old drum” = just plain wrong as it happened yesterday.
‘Yawn’ = false tiredness as poster loves the thrill of blogs where many have their own voice, yet can’t square that with ideological conditioning.
Ironic? Disingenuous? Moi? Mais non!
Not sure about everyone having their own voice though. It all sounds like A cross between the BNP and the Borg from where I am…
Peace out
Massive revelations.
The Murdoch press hacked people’s phones. We know that. So did the Mirror. The Pope is not decisively Protestant. Bears etc.
Yeah, you’re right – it’s not newsworthy. So let’s all drone on about some has-been politician who doesn’t actually do anything anymore. Much better.
…but still gets paid for it.
The relevations re hacking are newsworthy, just not surprising.
Yes he does. He exists. That is bad enough for me!
This man is still costing us the taxpayer somewhere in the region of £250k to £500k pa for his mp’s salary and expenses and ex pm entitlements. And he’s hasn’t done a days work since the last election.
He’ll only be old news when he’s no longer on the payroll and has faded into oblivion.
“somewhere in the region of 200-250k”? What you mean to say is you actually have no idea how much he’s costing the taxpayer but you’re prepared to argue about it. Good man. I’m sure all the rest of the former PMs are costing even more (probably in the region of £1 – £50,000,000) as they’re not paying as much in tax. And no doubt Maggie is racking up one or two NHS bills too…
Well sweetie you only have to go check mp’s salary and expenses to find out how much he’s costing for that job he’s not doing.
As for ex pm’s expenses , yes his probably are more modest than bliar’s but unfortunately they seem to be shrouded in secrecy.
As for our maggie if the government would like to shift all of brown’s ex pm’s expenses to her I’d happily endorse it. She benefitted the country he destroyed it.
bliar’s a special case – he belongs in prison alongside the foul alastairc for faking that dodgy dossier and taking us into war on a lie. Chilcot may yet do the decent thing and condemn them but I’m not holding my breath!
On no sweetie, you misunderstand. I have no intention of going and finding out how much he’s costing us. Can’t be bothered, see? But I don’t throw stupid figures and wild generalisations around, claiming them as facts to back up a silly argument. Get it?
’nuff sweeties you two. Bad for your health.
Ahhh, he’s Welsh! And a fuckwit. No point wasting a good argument then Nell.
Because she’s worth it
Up to £500k p.a. to be an MP
That’s a mere drop in the ocean compared to what that man cost us when he was chancellor & PM.
Gordon builds castles in the air
Gordon then lives in them
The taxpayer pays his rent.
Exactly Presclott,the country is in the present parlous condition primarily(if not solely) as a result of his reign in power as Chancellor & PM.
Brown talks as though he expects we should feel sorry for him, but the fact remains that he did nothing to undo the appalling crimes of his predecessor, nothing to bring light and fresh air into the asphyxiating web of deceit and media manipulation which passed for government under the New Labour regime.
No weekly announcement that Huhne is about to be charged – real soon now…?
(Sighs).
This is the cps we are de a ling with here. You can’t expect them to make a decision before xmas at the e a rliest.
Yes, the Corrupt Politicians’ Saviour. Seems like they know their decision will not be popular so delaying as long as they can.
Please keep your priorities in perspective.
The rioting scum have to be dealt with first.
1000 ‘protesters’ dealt with by the judiciary in two days.
4 feral mps dealt with in two years.
And Huhne . . . When, if at all?
We understand that SS but by the time the “rioting scum” have been dealt with there will probably be another lot of “scum” we will have to “deal with”,and so the cps will have further reason to delay in the matter of Hu*hne.
It’s looking as if the cps are not really wanting to make a decision;you can make your own conclusion as to why.
Gordon “‘m just going to put my tongue down your ear, I love you man”
Better stick a pencil in the cyclops ear and keep turning slowly.
60g of lead at 2000fps.
On her twitter page the odious sarah was offering 2 for 1. Hire me to s p e ak and I’ll bring gordon for free.
Buy one brown get one free!!
He isn’t with her everywhere she goes…..;-)
I bet she Thanks the Lord for that!!
He isn’t with her everywhere she comes
Maybe the press could start a campaign to get the fucker to turn up to work
or to make him pay back the money he is stealing by not turning up !
On my reckoning, he owes us £4.7 trillion at the last count. Wonder if he is good for the money. Can we get a bank report on this one please?
Hi mate how the devil are you ?
The devil is fine. I stand in front of the mirror each day and recite: “Every day, in every way, you get a whole lot worse.” Then we walk away from each other. The other guy seems to be saying the same thing…
Are you profitably bronze-aging?
All MP’s should collect their weekly wage packet in person from the Wages Office situated in the Black Rod’s Back Passage.
Turn up to work? Sh1t, haven’t we got enough to worry about without that fuckwit coming back? He’s better off down there in Scotchland where it doesn’t matter if he fucks up just by getting out of bed.
Brown hated the press so much, he invited them to his child’s funeral,
and to sleepovers at Chequers!
I dread to think what he does to people he actually likes.
If there are any.
W.W.
The psychopath will never realise what a total disaster he has been to the U.K.
This man is a piece of dogshit and should be in jail.
Hey!
He’s the worst of the looters,burn him.
Looks feral to me
Classics on Twitter (cont.)
René Descartes
Discourse on the Method – 1637
Premise 1: Cogito ergo sum. Presupposition of “I”. Major FAIL. The rest of the Premises thus fall away. No need to read further.
Descartes point was that there were certain things that you could not doubt, such as the fact that you were thinking. Thus it was impossible rationally to doubt the existence of ‘I’ while continuing to think seriously. The mere act of doubting the existence of ‘I’ presupposes that there must be an ‘I’ to do the doubting.
Descartes wasn’t seeking to prove the existence of the self but rather to show that the existence of self must be taken as an axiom before any existential thought can take place.
Dear Mr Brown,
Please don’t send us any more ‘advice’. Please, please!
For the love of God, please just stop.
Your sincerely,
The IMF.
The one thing that you could not doubt is that the cyclops from Kirkcaldy is a complete C*U*N*T and should be in the tower for treason awaiting the separation of his head from his body.
That would make him an incomplete C*U*N*T.
Thanks
… there is thinking. he is attributing this thinking to a particular agent. See Bernard Williams. But I am attempting to demonstrate how 140 characters does not allow develo…
I’m not saying old Rene was right, mind….it does seem a bit of a trick, like Anselm’s ontological proof that was supposed to force God to exist. But then, let’s face it, all philosophy is a lot of handwaving and waffle, innit?
PPE
What does that leave us here????
Oh —— totty!
Guido, you’re not helping Gordon’s job prospects.
Carry on.
If Gordon doesn’t help why should Guido?
Forgot to add:- Gordon is beyond help.
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw phones.
Gordon was keen enough to dish it out but doesn’t like it when others do it to him.
And that was one of the many faults of Brown.He unleashed the “forces of Hell” on anyone who opposed him-even if constructively from his own side-but was the most delicate flower imaginable if anything came his way.
As said above-he’s a complete arse.
Not a complete arse, just an arse-hole!
They should not undress either. Brown is looking particularly nude at the moment. {Apologies to any readers who take away a rather disturbing mental image from this thread.}
there’s only one phrase that can be justly used about this man
C*U*N*T
Can I change that to
S*C*U*M
thanks
You could combine the two and get the best of both worlds?
SHunt?
How about F*U*C*K*I*N*G M*E*N*T*A*L F*U*C*K*I*N*G A*R*RO*G*A*N*T J*O*C*K A*R*S*E*W*I*P*E ?
It would be nice if some journalists “Hacked” Gordon Brown !
Preferably with an axe !
sorry Mad Frankie
that is incitement to riot – that’s 4 years for you
if you were an MP I’d pat you on the back
I’ll claim to be a politician !
i should only get a couple of weeks
Utter, utter hypocrites.
When you count amongst your friends people that lie and slander your opposition – expect more than a few raised eyebrows.
When you come close to bankrupting a country – you are going to get more than a tut-tut from the press.
Clip from David Starkey’s new, more youth aware, in tune, language of the streets , documentary for the BBC on Henry Tudor.
His wife invited him on stage … no-one else would have.
Brown takes his hypocritical oath seriously even in ignominy: … what was Damien McBride paid to do? Surely not something to do with destroying an opponent by taking him to bits piece-by-piece.
No, didn’t that man’s lackey go after an opponent’s wife who was not a political figure?
Nice.
Clearly the deadwood stage.
What as? “My glamorous assistant”?
I wonder which piece of his character he was most upset was destroyed. Was it the narcisism? The self pity? Maybe the vile rage? The stubborness? Or the delusional self righteousness? The hubris? The overt rudeness? The arrogance? The unevolved table manners? The cockyness? The incompetence? The inability to accept responsibility? The inability to connect emotionally with anyone? The disdain of his staff? The disdain of his superiors? The disdain of his fellow countrymen? The denial? The backstabbing? The frontstabbing? The willingness to destroy his competitors’ families to win a small political victory? The willingness to destroy an entire country to remain in power? Or the refusal to accept defeat graciously and go quietly into the night?
Nope, definitely not the last one.
+1 and then many more.
If it wasn’t so necessarily long, this should be quote of the day!
I agree.
I can’t even think of a redeeming feature
That’s because he didn’t have one!!
Pretty comprehensive list.
Well done.
claps
Faults shared at one time or other with nearly every politician I have ever had dealings with. You could say they are human failings. Brown however had so few redeeming features and managed to manifest not just a few of these flaws, but all of them.. Its quite an achievment How he ever got to be the leader of anything is astonishing when you think about it.
That sums him up, may I also add his disgusting personal habits of chewed nails and bogeys!
Call again Mr Snrub, your thoughts are most welcome.
Gordon and Tony have absolutely no idea of the irrevocable damage they have done to this country that we are and will pay for years to put right if indeed we ever can.
I don’t think Gorodn had a malign purpose; he’s just nuts
NO! just an incompetent twat
…with delusions of adequacy.
I( think you are being too kind. He is evil, same as Phony Tony!
No, I think the lamentable, smirking ‘Sorry, there’s no money left’ note at the Treasury summed up the malignance of Brown’s government. I think that they enjoyed poisoning the well, and that they wanted to confront any incoming non-Labour government with as difficult a situation as possible. “Ha! – Now get out of that one!” Riots, inflation, unemployment, enforced cuts, general discord. It’s all music to the ears of those bastards.
Couldn’t agree more.
I’ve just heard Pickles defend the sentencing of MPs over expense by arguing MPs ‘don’t make people lie awake in their beds at night’ unlike the ‘rioters’
what sort of fuckwit is he????
Massive
Yes, as through this world I’ve wandered
I’ve seen lots of funny men;
Some will rob you with a six-gun,
And some with a fountain pen.
While Pickles has the undying gratitude of the nation for finding the World Cup in 1966 he’s obviously barking up the wrong tree here
BBC
Some of the sentences given to those involved in last week’s riots in England are criticised as too harsh by MPs and campaigners
It didn’t take long!
Suspect these sentences will be reduced on appeal, anyway. Perhaps that was the intention – act tough for the headlines but sort it out later?
TBH posting silly comments on Facebook does not deserve 4 years.
Whereas anyone posting incitement to riot on twitter should definitely get 4 years
*cough*jodymcintyre*cough*
If you really did have a good go at starting a riot, then maybe.
But considering there was sod all chance of getting a riot going in chigley (or wherever it was), then its not a serious or realistic plan at all.
The hundreds of onlookers who cheered or just enjoyed the riots were doing more to incite.
The inter-webby thing is a real headache for governments everywhere and this is our lot sending a warning to any potential home-grown plotters.
Some bird in Manchester had 62 previous convictions at the age of 31. One commentor here asked did she get two a year since she was born or roughly 4 a year since turning 16.
She got a ten month suspended sentence as I recall.
A real deterrent then?
Whenever I hear of these “campaigners” I reach for my Browning.
Ah Browning, my favourite poet.
Ah Browning, my favourite reaction.
Is that whats called a BBC knee jerk reaction?
I havent turned on BBC News channel this morning. Cant face any more of that boring hacking ‘scandal’ being dragged out again, almost lost the will to live.
Can anyone advise if theyve moved on to something that matters yet .. like the Germans taking over Europe, inflation, Leeds finally winning….
Yes . Tune into Derbyshire on R5 to listen to how “looters sentencing is too tough.”
No explanation for how the magistrates arrived at their sentences. Just a thin, general assertion that they are politically motivated.
It’s the Guardian/BBC backlash against the government’s backlash. Usual slanted approach to undermine our democracy. Nothing’s changed.
Radio 5 Labour, you mean.
At 6.30 on Today Naughtie was so anxiously overjoyed to name Coulson that he had to be reminded on air that the letter referred to the “editor” and did not actually name him.
Strange how over the last 30 odd years, I never remember the beeboids mentioning the screws in their paper reviews, or when quoting story sources.
Now it suddenly becomes the epicenter of the N I empire and of overweening interest to them.
Naughtie should just have said C*U*N*T like he usually does.
I am bored senseless with the Hacking story – the more they bang on about NI the more I warm to the Murdochs – it is obvious to anyone with a brain that most of Fleet Street was up to it – where do we think they got their stories from and would other Editors let competitors have an unfair advantage (albeit illegal) in such a cut throat industry? I have to say that hacking the phones of murder victims is vile but I couldn’t give a stuff about other ‘celebrities’ being found out when they have been up to no good – you take your chance you take the risk.
All this BS from the Labour party and knee jerk reaction comments continuously from Miliband are pathetic. Is Labour not the Party who pushed Brown upon us ? Draper, Whelan, Balls etc…. HOw many flippers are still on their benches, expenses cheats etc… how many people that they employed are now in prison?
To the best of my knowedge Coulsdon did nothing wrong at No 10 – so Labour bore off.
Brown, one of the most intelligent men of his generation. Which just goes to show how little academic intelligence means when it comes to it.
What makes you say that he was “one of the most intelligent men of his generation”?
Where’s the evidence of that?
Agreed. Brown only received his higher degree because the external examiners were labour party lickspittles. This is well known but insider knowledge which I am happy to now share with you.
But he did have a malign purpose. He set out to debauch the economy for partisan party political purposes. He deliberately undermined private sector pensions and remaining middle class mortgage tax relief and engorged the claimant classes to try and buy Labour
votes. He undermined the family, (the Harman agenda) whilst proclaiming moral purpose. A socialist to his toenails.
A more malign and malignant politician is hard to imagine and if if had an ounce of self awareness would never have entered public life.
You should post more often…
And probably, me less
You can find Glyn H in any saloon bar or golf club bar. It’s the voice of the suburban car salesman or estate agent.
Ah, so in socialist Wonderland, we don’t allow car salesmen or estate agents to have an opinion? Any other occupations or professions you think should be gagged?
You mean, someone who actually makes money, rather than spends other peoples’?
And regretably the world is run by the oh so high minded types who make such comments – the Toynbees and Milibands, John Birts and Simon Hugheses, Pilgers and miriads of those who denigrate the hand that feeds them and have never done a proper commercial job in their lives. Never foget that money spent on state employees is like giving pocket money to children; it does not increase family wealth. Not convinced that the French, Russian or Chinese way – killing the Government – is actually the way to go and of course the CStC did fail! Toodle Pip. PS Never played golf in my life; seen a few bars though!
I was only thinking this morning: when did you last see a saloon bar?
Nowadays the price of beer is the same (astronomical) price throughout the pub.
Golf is OK I suppose if you haven’t got a life.
If his mother had any foresight she should of had an abortion.
she did have an abortion
lmao
She had an abombination.
ot and extremely funny
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/rail-bosses-pledge-to-improve-infrastructure-of-their-gigantic-houses-201108174204/
The Edinburgh International Book Festival is little more than a celebrity and politician ego-fuelled circle-jerk. No surprise the Browns were there. If anyone has the misfortune to find themselves in Charlotte Square, wait until after dark and pop into the Spiegeltent for the Unbound events, which are actually quite good.
‘celebrity’ you said the magic word, sarah chases around after them like wasps after jam.
” They try to suggest that you’ve got a malign purpose in what you’re doing.”
Like spending taxpayers money on anything that will benefit someone who might vote for you, you mean.
“Good morning shopkeep! I’d like 4 aircraft carriers for the heartland constituencies please!”
That’s $45 billion pounds please. Would you like them in a bag?
Yes please, a carrier bag.
”Would you like to sign up to our storecard?”
Do we get free planes if we do?
Here’s how dull hacking has become.
The Express has a front page featuring yet another Princess Diana story and I’m more inclined to read that than the Guardian’s “Someone else knew about phone hacking” leader.
I did warn you all that Brown is Psychologically flawed.
Losing your child in an illegal war is extremely hurtful.
Having your pension, that you have worked hard for, plundered just before retirement is hurtful.
Feeling like you live in a democracy and don’t have a say from being walked into Europe to having an unelceted PM thrust upon you is hurtful.
Knowing that your children and granchildren are going to pay off extreme debt is very hurtful.
Having a paper calling you nuts, when you’re nuts is not hurtful -it’s the truth.
Grow up Gordon and do the job you are bloody well being paid to do.
There really are no words in the English language capable of properly describing this rotten, self-serving, backstabbing, incompetent man and his odious wife who acts as a groupie for any celebrity unlucky enough to come into contact her.
i ve given myself a migraine try to find them!
Dear Mr Brown,
I am writing in response to your recent visit to the Schadenfreude Institute.
In response to the psychological issues that you raised I have now consulted the specialists.
You supposed that people hate/reject you because:
They are jealous of you,
They are jealous of your achievements,
They are jealous of your looks, and style.
They might be afraid of you.
You ignored them before unintentionally and they are paying you back.
You hurt them without noticing and they were emotionally sensitive.
Unfortunately, as you insist that these ARE the reasons, and not the much more obvious ones, there seems little point in further discourse. If you want to deal with your rejection and overcome it, then perhaps in the future you could contact me again.
Yours sincerely
Waldheim Quango MD
Schadenfreude Institute for the psychologically challenged.
I have an acquaintance who has never enjoyed schadenfreude over Gordon Brown’s pain caused by his downfall. Is there a treatment service that you can provide?
Dear Mr CRMM,
If your acquaintance is a Dr Derek Draper of the Berkeley University of California {Santa Barbara psychic studies, rainbow healing and crystallography department}
Then I am aware of his condition.
Despite all of our efforts it seems his case is incurable. I have referred him to the Harman Seminary for the terminally deluded in Munchen.
Yours,
Waldheim Quango MD
Schadenfreude Institute for the psychologically challenged.
Oh, never mind that… Could I sign up for you telepathy course – as soon as possible?
If you think you can .. then you have already signed up.
Crikey! Just got back from the beach to find my expenses claim has been paid in full by the Fees Office. I have never been an MP either.
One of your best Bill
Can you just imagine that scotch twat rocking back and forward in a room with other fucking brain dead mental cases, sort of like one flew over the cukoos nest ?
Oh hold on thats like the COBRA meetings that he held 6 times a day
Rocking back and forward stuffing 20 bananas into his uncooked Frey Bentos face wishing that he could come out like Peter
Cameron also has a Frey Bentos face
Never trust them
Dankeschön Mr Bee34est.
You are still taking the medication we prescribed for your ultra high blood pressure,Ja?
Unfortunately 13 years of socialism will take a long while to heal.
We noticed that Mr Cameron has not been having much effect on UK high blood pressure levels, maybe even increasing them, so we are well stocked with medicine.
Yours,
Waldheim Quango MD
Schadenfreude Institute for the psychologically challenged.
who was it that complained about a “Ferel Media”?
I wouldnt trample her back lawn for a million quid
Fat thighed ginger haired fucking dyke
Front lawn more likely.
That would be my choice Bill, however, I assume that McMental prefers the rear of the house and probably with a gnarly handed scotch bloke who loves to water the hydrangeas before taking it up the arse in the potting shed
Paid for by us
Pure gold
I want to see a tv programme called
SCOTCHLAND HAS NO TALENT
McMental is the bad guy and everybody that he backs turns out to be a total fucking wanker and loser
Just like him
We then get to jolt him with 50,000 volts via the remote control
Now that would be worth the telly tax
Thought Edinburgh festival was about entertainment, what was Sarah Brown…The Bearded Lady ?
Today I ordered 120,000 problem families be rescued by 2015.
I see your 120,000 disadvataged, hardworkingfamilies, and raise you 300,000.
You are cheating. Stop using ‘one parent’ families.
Dan Hannan summed up Gordon quite well when he tore him a new arsehole.
In the first few lines Hannan says “You have the ability to say to one thing to audience”
Well something like that…..
http://www.edinburghguide.com/festival/2011/edinburghbookfestival/sarahbrownbehindtheblackdooreibfreview-8880
has anyone noticed how Gordon has turned into a bitter old twisted socailist since being rejected by the people?
He must be so much fun a home.
You’re implying he wasn’t a biter old twisted socialist before the 2010 election.
‘They try to suggest that you’ve got a malign purpose in what you’re doing.’
What’s more malign than shafting your own country with the rough end of a pineapple?
or in the case of lee grasper the wrong end of a coconut (is there a right one?)
Live by the sword, die by the sword, old son!
For someone who’s advisers were intent on circulating lies about the leader of the opposition, his chancellor’s family and senior members of the Conservative Party for tactical advantage, that’s pretty rich.
For someone who lied and schemed and brief against all his own party political rivals, and who repeatedly tried to remove an incumbent (and popular) prime minister from office, for their own personal aggrandisement, that’s pretty rich.
For someone who would basically do anything and say anything, appear when there was political capital to be made and disappear when there was trouble, that’s pretty rich.
Gordon, you’re a mentalist. You’ll go down in history as one of the most vile, hateful and loathsome political creatures to ever have infested Westminster, and indeed our country. It will take decades to remove the stain you left on it – and us.
Overheard on toady at about 0730. Looting Party twat stating that inheritance is bad for the Nation and that children should not benefit from their forbear’s work. Anyone manage to refrain from hurling the trannie out of the bedroom window and get the whole sad story?
They tried that a few years ago in China. It partly explains why they don’t have enough trees left on their farm land.
I heard that clip and you’re right
it was almost unbearable. About forthcoming
Iconoclast series interviewing Julian Le Grand,
one of New Labour darlings. A very rich man
who doesn’t want anyone else so blessed.
Oh, Gordon. Your tears are delicious. Cry some more. I want you to nourish me with your anguish.
Gordon hasn’t been the same since he lost a dear friend in the riots:
http://tinyurl.com/3wsrqtc
Shergar ?
This from the man who single-handedly has done the most harm to Britain and it’s economy by his actions and policies over the 14 years he was in power….in other countries he would be indicted for gross mismanagement and incompetence instead of being allowed to draw his MP’s salary for doing fuck all to earn it
After last week’s incident with the magic jobbie, Nursie has been very strict with me.
She changes my nappy as soon as I’ve done a poo, and I am no’ allowed to play with the auld one anymore. She also makes me takes some medicine so that my jobbies are an awfy’ long time coming.
Whit she disnae ken is that I can sometimes pry them out wi’ a pencil or two, and then I can sit with ‘em in my nappy for a wee while, and I stick the pencils up mah nose as well. It’s magic!
Nursie is just no’ as clever as I am, an’ that’s a fact.
I think we (Guido) should post him a copy of this blog every day to see how much we still think of him. Perhaps some of our thoughts would then even arrive on his dozy wife’s dozy twitter pages.
I would like to bring tears to the c**ts eyes by placing his family jewels in a vice.
Has anybody got a pic of McMental looking like a clown?
Im having a bad day and it would cheer me up
I never tire of posts taking the piss out of Gordon
Me three
you know what i get from this rant from Gordon?
He still cannot accept responsabilty for his actions in goverment.
so socailist.
So fucking bonkers!
My favourite Gordon Brown speech
A preview of Ed Balls in the national driving seat.
The voice of G**
Thank G** that the Germans are taking Europe by the fucking ears
Me may just survive the yellow peril and finaly deal with those c hosen ones
I know this is a statement of the obvious but Bonkers Brown must be one of the biggest hypocrites of all time. A quite odious character!
Brown was the worst ever Prime Minister so far, but if ever Red Ed Miliband or that other idiot Balls becomes prime minister ,then God help us all.
For all their faults and prejudices the press do act as checks and balances to expose incompetence and corruption in politics.The likes of Blair,Brown,Balls,Harperson and Vaz have needed to be constantly exposed for what they really are behind the spin,though in the case of Vaz his slime has ensured nothing sticks for long and Blair has become a smirking multi millionaire.The influence of the press on public opinion thus is limited and newspapers are in decline but their ability to expose wrongdoing and stupidity should not be undermined.Without them government would be worse.
Brown is an utterly hideous being, incompetent and irresponsible as both chancellor and PM but for pure evil noone gets anywhere close to Blair, middle east peace envoy (??) and wanna-be president of Europe.
As usual, the only person that matters in this deluded simpleton’s world is Gordon Brown.
Never mind all the lives he’s undoubtedly ruined and the lasting damage he’s done to this country, the ‘I’m the victim’ card gets played again.
I hope history reflects his treacherous actions in years to come.
What a berk the man is.
It’s ok to admit it you know. I miss him too.
He saddled the taxpayer with over a trillion of debt, during his tenure as chancellor, effectively condemning the unborn to paying off his profligacy,trashed pensions, sold off gold at rock bottom and advertised in advance driving the price lower,doled out huge dollops of benefits to scroungers whilst at the same time forcing the army to fight and die on a two front war with inadequate equipment while at the same time paring the defence budget to the bone.
The consequences of any one of the above would probably have persuaded any god fearing son of the manse with a shred of humility and decency to admit that he was not really cut out for high office and had made an appalling dogs breakfast of everything he touched yet he clung on to the very end deliberately making a bad situation even worse for whoever came in by waging a scorched earth policy of lunatic political spending commitments (aircraft carriers for scottish votes etc).
I would like to think we all wish no man evil but with this obnoxious bastxxx I personally would make an exception.
Mr Phil you are too kind
McMental should be keel hauled through a vat of s hit and then slowly roasted over charcoal before being fed to starving rats all whilst Blair looks on wondering what I may have in mind for him
Blow torch, castration, then burial alive in a coffin full of cockroaches as his face is constantly covered in shit and blood from a pump
Call me old fashioned
Where Tony fuxxxxx Bliar is concerned words totally fail me.
Seeing as he’s making a living as an MP doing sweet fa except taking the taxpayer’s shilling I think he deserves a scuba diving holiday in the Seychelles on us as well. It’s the least we can do.
This f*ckwitted b*stard sneaks into the Edinburgh book festival clutching the skirts of his wife (whose book is featured incidentally- not that remainder volume of his that’s stacking the shelves at Snipcock & Tweed) and is “invited” by his wife up to take questions on his treatment by the Press.
No wonder its been raining incessantly at the Book festival all week since he appeared- Jonah strikes again…….
Its made me all the more determined to re-read Nigel Lawson’s autobiography and remind myself how a real Chancellor operated.
I’m on a full MPs salary and I don’t have to show in parliament. I can swan around the world and charge muppet hedge funds for the chance to hear how wonderful I am.
Just don’t mention the RBS share price.
Time the press started asking what is Gordon Brown doing at Westminster, he doesn’t take part in debates, he doesn’t vote, and doesn’t ask questions. Should he have his salary stopped?