August 9th, 2011

Street Solidarity: Stealing from Wounded


  1. 1
    Tom says:

    “Dear looters. This is the police. Any of you caught looting will be shot dead, no questions asked. You have been warned.”

  2. 2
    Clapham Commoner says:

    These guys are pure scum and a disgrace to our country.

    I really don’t care what Mary Riddell or Red Ken say. These bulllies on the video are having a high-old-time and make me sick.

    There is NO excuse!

  3. 3
    smoggie says:

    Perhaps he is a Tory.

  4. 4
    The Left says:

    The looters and rioters are the real victims! It’s all Thatcher’s fault!

  5. 5
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    anyway Guido , if the left will attack an 80 year old man , what do you expect?

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    Tuscan Tony says:

    White on Black crime: Ken Livingstone will be getting a boner.

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    Man up, Cameron! says:

    If Cameron has any balls, he’ll bring in martial law. That’s what Los Angeles did during the Rodney King riots and it ended overnight. He’s been a fucking waste, more concerned about tipping a waitress than getting tough on thugs. If it was up to me I’d have water cannons brought onto the mainland, a curfew and army tanks rolling down the streets. Watch the buggers run for their lives when they see that facing them.

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    Alex says:

    What London needs tonight is more Snake Plissken

  10. 10
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Let the army do it, the police can’t seem to shoot properly.

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    Billy Blofeld says:

    @PennyRed should be pleased with her work this morning.

    She’s spent the whole year romanticising riots and bigging up UKuncut’s physical intimidation tactics.

    She can look across the smoldering London skyline, from her privileged media position and reflect on a job well done.

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    Southern Softy says:

    Not one of the bastards would be out on their own.
    Fucking cowards.

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    AngryEnglishJon says:

    Castrate the bastards with a slightly blunt Stanley knife

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    Popeye says:

    Shoot the bastards, they don’t deserve to live.
    I would bet everyone of them are on benefits living off the backs of taxpayers .
    Build more prisons and make the scum work inside, hard labour. The mealy mouthed liberal approach has failed so get back to making punishment for crime a real deterrent!

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    Anonymous says:

    And Theresa Fucking May still wont allow the use of watercannon/CS gas… time for a revolt by the law abiding majority and sweep all of our scum politicians from power, remove all shite laws like human rights. And imprison anyone involved in this for life or deport them back to their third world shitholes if they descend from immigrants in any way…

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    Nemo says:

    Judging by the size of the large fat one he is already a parent, pity the kids, kids learn from parents, what an example

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    Anonymous says:

    Utterly vile.

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    I hope Jody McCuntire gets beats says:

    I’d piss myself laughing at the irony if Jody McIntyre gets hurt in the course of the riots. He’d probably sue the police for not stopping the riots! :-D

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    Southern Softy says:

    They like a red outlook, fill the water canons with indelible red dye.
    Pick them off at leisure then.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


    these attacks/riots can probarly be traced back to UKuncut.

    To all those that scream for goverment to do something think about the consequence?

    knee-jerk law changes are not the answer, we already have laws to deal with those that broke the law, if we give the police/goverment more power then the socailists have won.

    What we are seeing is socailists attacking our freedoms “Top down, bottom up”.

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    Nemo says:

    Oh that one, he didn’t agree with B’Liar and co, that’s different to them

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    Fed Up says:

    Crime does pay. Unfortunately the muppets committing these crimes can only manage to fence a 32″ TV for twenty quid. Which, if they haven’t got a job, probably explains why.

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    Syrian Army says:

    Why not try our consultancy service!

  24. 24
    Laurie Penny says:

    Oh dear I have wet my knickers watching the riots on telly.

  25. 25
    Escape From London says:

    I like the way you think.

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    Equality is a one way street says:

    London’s Buring!
    London ‘s burning !
    Fectch the Community Liason Officer’s
    Fire ! Fire!
    Pour in money
    Pour in Money
    London’s Burning!

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    Acting Met Police Commissioner says:

    I hear there’s been a bit of a disturbance. If anyone needs me, I’ll be at Champney’s.

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    Admiral Leach says:

    The time of National Emergency has arrived strong clear action is needed, time for Dave to step up, running a nation is not running a PR agency. Get the troops on the streets get order restored, locate and punish the guilty. The lawless individuals on view must be have no excuses used from anyone for this.

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    Clifton Fields says:

    I heard he was dead

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    Bob says:

    thats been my idea since i saw the riots in Batley, “Sorry but we cant find the rioters”, said a police spokesman.

    Now if they were covered in a nice bright red dye then it would be pretty easy.

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    Polly Toynbee says:

    I stand in solidarity with the brave and heroic rioters. I’m thinking of them as I sit on the balcony of my villa in Tuscany sipping my Chablis.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    England v Holland tomorrow night called off.

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    Left Whinger says:

    we need more diversity dance groups and this type of things would not happen

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    Anonymous says:

    I don’t think they are old enough to claim benefits. It might affect their Mum’s child benefit

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    Andy Gray says:

    Keep them in their own ‘communities’ and let them burn their own ‘manor’ to the ground. No extra funds for ‘regeneration’ – all reconstruction to be paid for from their existing local authority budgets.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    This is what happens when addicts go cold turky, expect more.

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    Nemo says:

    Billy isn’t that B’Liar/Broon and co did, they created more and more laws it made it look as they were doing something, but laws that were there, were not acted upon, they were a complete waste of time.

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    Polite Majority says:


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    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    So what you want is the 25years of Northern Ireland. What we need is more capable Police Officers, not little Ones that run away or stand by due to some Health and Safety regulation

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    Raving Loon says:

    What we need to quell the riots:

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    Breaking Britain Completely says:

    Pictures in the Daily Mail of (white) people stood in London main streets, stripped totally naked of everything.

    May is living on another planet thinking the Met can handle this, get the Army on the streets now.

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    Anonymous says:

    I don’t follow my children round all day. It would be difficult, particularly as there are more than one.

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    Gonk says:

    That could be the moment.
    The one defining moment on film that
    shows clearly what our country faces.
    Good against evil. We have to be strong
    and start acting right now. Sweep these
    monsters from British life before they destroy us.

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    smoggie says:

    The victim I meant.

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    Lord Michael Caine says:

    The reality is each one of these morons will father about 4+children and leave the taxpayer to look after them. They in turn will do the same this cycle will never end.

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    They think it's all is now !! says:

    and majority of the London club league matches tonight too apparently

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    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    You would first have to employ Bigger Coppers, not the small ones I watched running away last night. Equal opportunities legislation has lead to this.

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    smoggie says:

    Does this mean the Olympics will be cancelled?

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    Truthteller says:

    Twatter site want Londoners to come and help clean up the streets after riots. Hey, here’s a novel idea, how about the perpetrators being made to clean up the mess they created.

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    Nemo says:

    Have you been to a Sunday market, look at the stuff, is it obvious that something is wrong don’t buy it.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    As seen on BBC News feed.

    “0930: Iranian Foreign Ministry Spokesman Ramin Mehmanparast has urged the UK government to avoid “harsh confrontation” and exercise restraint when dealing with demonstrators, BBC Monitoring reports.”

    Satire isn’t dead in Tehran.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Some doubt over the test match as well.

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    About time...stop giving these people a platform..... says:

    A first for the BBC as they cut off black author and “community spokesperson” Darcus Howe in mid-rant as he blames police for the trouble and makes even more preposterous excuses for violence last night throughout London by the “black yoof”……..

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    Anonymous says:

    Betel juice?

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    Nemo says:


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    Tess May says:

    It’s a good day to bury bad youths.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    I love the smell of napalm in the morning….

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    nell says:

    What do you mean ‘…IF they haven’t got a job’ ?

    This lot never bothered with school , never had a job, never wanted a job, just happy to live off labour’s generous welfare benefit system with a bit of crime on the side.

    Trouble is labour spent 13 years and all of our money creating this socialist heaven and georgie porgie is cutting back fast enough or hard enough on welfare with any chance of getting rid of it.

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    footwear dyke says:

    It’s all Nick Clogg’s fault……

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    They think it's all is now !! says:

    My God Billy THIS is really serious…if they’re thinking of cancelling the Test Match an’ all!!!

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    Nemo says:

    No, that means actual work, it would affect their benefits

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    nell says:

    tsk! isn’t cutting back hard enough or fast enough…….

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    Oy Vey May says:

    Criminals! Crimnals! Criminals! They’re all fucking criminal scum!

    Is she on about the Tribe, Fat Fawker?

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    nell says:

    militwit coming back off his holiday today to deal with this crisis.

    that’s good everything will be back to normal tomorrow.

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    Breaking Britain Completely says:

    Well we don’t have those, shall we recruit for a year and deal with the rioters then?

    Put the territorial battalion of the Paras into Hackney and crack some heads.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Local police say “No Risk” , but that was pretty much the line the MET had yesterday, tho if Birmingham doesnt kick of again tonight should be ok.

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    Loungelizard says:

    Labour had two aims, self enrichment at any cost, destruction of tradition and the respect that holds society together.

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    John Bellingham says:

    When did they last have cricket hooligans spilling out into the street and causing racially motivated aggro?

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    Eeyore says:

    We had 13 years of shit, followed by 18 months of the same shit.

    Cameron must go, now

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    Hava Nagila says:

    Multiculturalism is our greatest strength, y’know.

    High time people on this board stopped imposing their arrogant colonialist western view of property ownership on the wonderful people of Effnick London.

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    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    This P.C. Sh– has left the MET with the smallest and most over populated Polilce force with Women, Not What you want when you go for a RIOT. If I was a Cop I would refuse to go until they got me some Bigger Stronger MEN Cops. No wonder the Kids think it is a Joke. Let the MEN do the fighting as the majority of RIOTERS are Big Strong Young Black Men, Not little Girls.

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    bass says:

    The army’s not much good either. They’ve been defeated time after time in Iraq and Afghanistan.

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    Imperial Guard says:

    Stop right there, criminal scum!

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    Dismay and Despair says:

    When needed to step up to the plate she was found wanting and awaiting further orders.

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    Cat says:

    You’ve got to love it! Can’t say I blame them though.

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    Hava Nagila says:

    The police only employ their state monopoly on force against people who won’t fight back – you know, like taxpayers, motorists or people being hideously white.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Over 16, unemployed = Army for 2 years = sorted

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    John Bellingham says:

    They cut him off for being rude to the interviewer–if he isn’t suffering from mental retardation or early-phase dementia, my cock is a kipper.

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    spooner says:

    Deport them now

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    Engineer says:

    Might I, through the good offices of Guido’s blog, make a suggestion to the authorities?

    It seems that Police cells in London are full. Is there, somewhere in the home counties, a former MOD base on which an emergency prison can be established, perhaps guarded by the military, to act as a holding camp for looters and rioters arrested during the last couple of nights?

    This would relieve the Police to go after other suspects, and would give the Courts a bit of breathing space in the procession of thugs they now have to deal with. As sentences are passed, the camp might continue as an emergency prison.

    Military discipline should be enforced, rigidly.

    I suggest the military because they have access to necessary supplies – razor wire, basic tents and huts, basic catering and sanitary facilities, guard dogs, machine guns and discipline.

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    Call me Infidel says:

    Just shoot the fuckers and the problem will solve itself.

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    A Pensioner says:

    Where are the skinheads and the National Front – this needs a proper response. The coppers or the Army will spend too long on risk assessments, and be running around with lawyers in tow.

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    Cat says:

    They probably ARE parents. Or, if not, they have no idea who they are. Low life scum.

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    Call me Infidel says:


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    Anonymous says:

    I’m really shocked. You get an awful lot of bad language from your commentators Guido. The BBC have picked up on this vid already!

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    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    Probably a SWP little bitch thinking he could get in on the action amongst his fellow ‘COMRADES’ in the great ‘REVOLUTION’ of the UK till the bluds showed him whats what.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    What! and lose the Gold Medal for Looting?

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    John Bellingham says:

    So you want to take psychopathic street scum who would kill their granny for the price of a bootleg CD and wallow in an IQ of <70 and teach them how to use a firearm?

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    footwear dyke says:

    No – but if Danny fucking Boyle is planning some homage to the wonders of our multicultural paradise for the Opening ceremony you would hope he might change his ideas sharpish. but then you know he won’t.

    three hours of morris dancing out of an enormous jellied eels and mash confection with not an afro-caribbean in sight should just about do it.

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    Ken "Let's Join The Euro Prison Doesn't Work" Clarke says:

    Now now just let the innocent little scamps go free. Can’t infringe their ooooman rights init. LOL

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    Silver Command says:

    We can assure the public that we are well prepared for civil unrest and rampant criminality as our leadership is full of officers who are highly experienced in interview techniques and have imerresed themselves in management speak for most of their careers. We are satisfied that all the boxes have been ticked and you have nothing to be concerned about. That is all.

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    Sophie says:

    Still want to hug a hoodie Dave?

    We are seeing the beginning of the end of multi culturalism.

    Enoch Powell was right – & now the indigenous peoples of anglo saxon Britain have to start sticking together & sorting this feral immigrant scum out once & for all.

    Repatriate them to their ancestral homelands – let them sit under a tree all day with an AK47 in Africa.

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    Red Ken says:

    It’s their Human Right to loot

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    Breaking Britain Completely says:

    Yep, videos in Woolwich of 5 ft tall police ‘men’ running like the clappers from teenagers, Labour destroyed the met with recruitment quotas, they are incapable of doing anything other than arresting people for selling gollies, smoking in the wrong place etc.

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    ISO 9000 says:

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    Send in the Clowns says:

    Would someone please explain to Theresa May that riots can not be policed by consent?

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    Silver Command says:

    Can I just clarify that by interview techniques I dont mean skillfully extracting evidence from criminals but being properly prepared for promotional panels. That will be all.

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    Cat says:

    I must confess that I didn’t agree with Guido’s death penalty petition. However, I think I am changing my mind. Mind you, death is probably a bit of a soft option for this lot, waterboarding sounds the better option.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Every cloud…

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    Oh but Guido . . . says:

    Crime DOES pay!! You even get compensation for any or all of the following –

    wrongful arrest

    running out of time before charging

    uncomfortable cells

    ditto food

    ditto handling

    lack of respec by police etc


    lack of solicitor

    lack or mobile phone


    must be loads more – ask a loor-ya

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Cameron to make a speech at 10.30
    this better be the speech of his fucking life
    he now has the chance to grow a pair, and crush this rioting once and for all
    that would take a real man ,and i fear that Dave will just waffle on about how he supports the police ( who have clearly failed) and has every confidence in them and their ability to sort it out this IMHO would be a disaster and a rallying call for even more scum to go out on the streets and destroy anything they choose

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    Lard Presclott says:

    You leave my lunch out of it.

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    Give them orange jump suits says:


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    Cat says:

    Best comment yet.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    ‘Ooman rights!

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    Director of Divvy, Equal Titty and Include at the Met. also at a Town Hall near you says:

    I need lots more staff to cope with the demand for lectures

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    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    Perhaps the looter works for HMRC

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    The London's Japs Eye says:

    London is going down the shitter.

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    Engineer says:

    The language reflects the opinion of Guido’s contributors with regard to mindless, criminal, lowlife looting and rioting scum.

    The excuse of deprivation doesn’t wash. London is one of the most economically active areas of the UK – if you can’t get a job in London, it’s because you’re not trying very hard. Education isn’t a problem – it’s provided free, all you have to do is turn up. If you are raelly on your uppers, the Welfare system is generous – some argue far too generous.

    No, this isn’t about deprivation or poverty, this is about cynical criminal behavior.

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    Anonymous says:

    Too many women patrolling the streets – they’re totally ineffectual when things kick off. We need to go back to the days of the 6’6″ copper who, being a bit dim, would never get further than a bobby on the beat but was perfect for keeping public order and keeping scumbag kids in check.

    Personally I hope these riots continue and start appearing on the doorsteps of our bien pensant, liberal twateratti in the likes of Islington. It’d be nice to see them reap what they’ve sown. Pity that the majority of them are currently insulated in their Provence and Tuscany villas.

    Oh, and Dave… Man up ffs!!!

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    Mzzzzz. HaHaHaHaPerson says:

    Yes but Big Strong Coppers are a threat to Wimmin and they rape them and their hands go everywhere – ugh.

    Now a little copper runs away, – which is much better.

    Seen my new range of double -ended dildos – for sharing?

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    Great Granddad says:

    “As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see ‘the river Tiber foaming with much blood’.”

    Enoch Powell. 1968

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    Anonymous says:

    It should be pointed out that the investigating of shooting of MarK Duggan is the responsibility of the IPCA who are the ones who failed to appoint a liasion officer with the family in time. This does not surprise me as this body is full of shouty lawyer types who are the first to criticise the Police yet when given the ball themselves are the first to drop it. They couldnt run a raffle.

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    A call to fellow freedom fighters.

    We of the oppressed underclass of taxpayers must rise up to reclaim our rights.

    Invitation to a mass protest with looting.
    10pm for 11.

    Dress, formal.
    black tie and balaclava.
    Hooded top coats acceptable.
    Dinner at 12am, will be whatever is available in the food court.
    Please bring own hammer.

    We must overthrow the oppressive systems of the regime and also pick up some rather fine Italian furniture.

    PS if questioned by the media, say “Fatchur” and “its because we’re all poor, don’t you know?”

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    Admiral Leach says:

    If you want to control the birth rate of the lumpen prols then just offer an iPhone on 5 year free contract in exchange for having the snip. Or for the really hard core throw in an iPad and a 3d telly. It’ll be a lot less costly in long term and if we do it right we can get the price of iPhones down for the rest of us

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    Spartacus says:

    Nice one – good sense of humour

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    A Little Off The Top Please says:

    Nick Griffon will be rubbing his hands together this morning when people see the pictures of K O O N S robbing and making whites strip to their undies.

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    The right is right says:

    As long as ugly race hustlers and race baiters get to decide policing policy, as long as leftist hand wringing get to blame the police and society and the majority law abiding population, as long as liberal minded leftist judges are allowed to sabotage and dilute British law and criminal justice then we will continue to see the degeneration of British society at the hands of the left.

    There are plenty of barren deserted Islands off the coast where these thugs can be deposited with a tent each and a once a week air drop of bags of rancid old bread for which they will fight each other for. Let them rot for a few months and then see if they still have fire in their bellies. Not going to happen of course because the leftists have the veto on policy now, they control the justice system, the despicable human rights agenda, the police oversight and the BBC. The treatment that these scum richly deserve is now not an option thanks to the millions who vote for the very people who have worked so hard to bring this inevitability about.

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    Crikey says:

    Yes it’s all well and good being critical , but you must remember that their local library may now be closed on Saturdays. That right Ken ?

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    Engineer says:

    May one send one’s butler to do one’s looting for one?

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    Folly Toynbee says:

    ‘Ere! Some little scroat has smashed me ornamental pots on the front lawn!
    Hang them . All of the little buggers!

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    John Bellingham says:

    In 1939 74,000 enemy aliens were rounded up and interned within six weeks of the outbreak of war. Most were later released. Over the six years of war 600 prison camps were built in the UK, the first two within three days of the outbreak of war ( although it apparently cost more to keep the 174 prisoners acquired in September and October 1939 than to have put them up at the Ritz.) So it is only a matter of will. There are several available sites around the country, but the facilities would be considered ” a breach of yooman rites”
    As for all of the comments regarding the use of lethal force etc., much as it would be welcome, or even the use of baton rounds or water cannon–the first thing is to indemnify the Police against any civil litigation. Who is going to swing his truncheon with gusto is he risks being caught on a mobile phone and spend years in Court?
    If this goes on for one more day it will be a State of Emergency and one must be declared–all the crap about lawyers, interrogation rules, bail etc. are suspended as is the right of bad guys to get their drugs etc. The Police must be allowed to crush the criminal element–else one has to defer to those who know how—the Millwall Supporters Club.

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    A Crack Head says:

    “Put the territorial battalion of the Paras into Hackney and crack some heads.”

    Please don’t do that, it hurts!

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    Anonymous says:

    Scum of the earth of course and all welcome here. Gadaffi must be laughing his cock off as we speak.

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    Anonymous says:

    Couldn’t we put in an SOS to Gadaffi to come over and give the Met a hand? He’s good at sorting out rioters.

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    footwear dyke says:

    did they have a white murderer who hates the police on – just for balance?

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    Big Tony says:

    From the streets of England, oops.. I mean UK.

    Llanfairpwllgwyngyll went crazy last night with the UK Riots. Someone cut their grass. It made a brief noise.

    “UK Riots” (c) Sky News

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    Absolubtely, Yah!
    I did forget to mention black gentleman’s gloves are a necessity.
    White gloves acceptable for butler’s.

    It may be an idea not to park in the car park but to have the chauffeur standing by outside.

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    MAOIst Conspiracy says:

    This video reveals the true level of evil that exists because our welfare and criminal justice system actively rewards these thugs (in their eyes) for their actions.

    If this was the USA, France, Italy, Spain or Germany, the Police would have gone in early with batons out and beaten them senseless into submission. But this is the UK and we should go easy on the poor misguided little darlings as they are only expressing their feelings and frustrations at having no father figure and supportive family – GET REAL.

    Cameron and Clegg – GROW A PAIR – stand up to the looney liberals – bring back the Riot Act – read it to them, give them an hour to disperse, if they are still there after 60 minutes, disperse them with the full brutality of the law.

    Make sure that no one can level charges of Police brutality so every rioter in the area knows they will be met with unbridled violence and possibly death which is all they understand.

    All looters should receive a warning that they will be shot on sight without warning.

    After this, there is no way the coalition can cut Police numbers and should definitely build more prisons. We have to suspend our adherance to certain sections of the European Convention on Human Rights.

    How will we pay for this? The UK has the fourth largest military budget in the world!!!! WHY? We are obviously doing too much that we cannot afford. Let the Americans waste money in Afganistan. Let the Middle East sort out their own problems, the UK is not the conscience and policeman of the world – stop interferring.

    Slash the miltary budget, bring our troops home from Afghanistan and Libya and focus our tax income on our saving our men, women and children.
    The Liberalss expect us to save everyone, but we have to make choices with the resources we havee and Cameron and Clegg should get selfish and show the British people that we come first.

    First message – tell these recreational rioters and looters if they emerge tonight they will pay with their lives with no legal recourse one hour after they have been ordered to disperse.

    And how should we pay for this

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    Cat says:

    Our Plod couldn’t run a fuck in a whorehouse.

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    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    Round up the looters and start doing this instead of Big Brother.

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    Anonymous says:

    Sure he’ll hug a hoody. Just after he’s finished hugging an Italian waitress for his PR photo op.

    Expect mealy mouthed platitudes along the lines of “We’re all in this togther.”, ” The Police are doing a fantastic job in difficult circumstances.”, ” This violence is unacceptable.” liberally smattered with the words “community” and “legitimate grievances” . Expect nothing concrete to be done. He’s an empty suit.

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    Spartacus says:

    Keeping them banged up for 173 days without trial would help too.

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    Great Granddad says:

    Where are the fire brigades? A couple of individuals interviewed on Sky News have said that “It is just like the blitz.” Believe one who was there in 1940, it is not anything remotely like the blitz. In 1940/41 the Auxiliary Fire Service in London, primarily manned by middle aged men who had already done a day’s work at a factory bench, were out there fighting the fires, often while incendiary bombs were still falling from overhead. There were no ‘elf and safety’ officials to tell the little darlings to stay down the shelter until it was declared safe to come out and damp down the embers.

    From my view, a long way away from events, the ineffectiveness of the police is embarrassing – the total absence of fire fighters is totally unbelievable.

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  136. 136
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    You’re too late. They’ve now got their own iphones, ipads and tv’s.

  137. 137
    AC1 says:

    You could put a fire-fly chemical bound to a dye into the water so they glow in the dark…

  138. 138
    Anonymous says:

    Quite, we’d run out of rioters before running out of bullets. And the welfare bill to look after them is reduced. Win-win.

  139. 139
    AC1 says:

    Whenever P4kist4n play…

  140. 140
    AC1 says:

    Ill wind that blows no good.

  141. 141
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, it would be funny if Gadaffi sent in troops to help the rioters.

  142. 142
    AC1 says:

    They wouldn’t do a very good job.

  143. 143
    HandsomeDavid says:

    The death penalty is for life, not just for Christmas.

  144. 144
    Hopelessly Deluded Leftist says:

    I’m so proud of the class warriors I’m in solidarity with right now. With revolutionary footsoldiers of this calibre, our collectivist utopian future is just as certain as the fact that these gentlemen consider Laurie Penny to be the Voice of their Generation.

  145. 145
    AC1 says:

    Let’s hope we’re not headed for Oblivion. Although Airports are similar to Oblivion Gates. Someone grab the Heathrow Sigil Stone quick.

  146. 146
    AC1 says:

    Teach them how to use a pogo stick and find IEDs…

  147. 147
    Anonymous says:

    That middle paragraph is surely a candidate for comment of the day.

  148. 148
    spooner says:

    please bring own hammer
    or hamper

  149. 149
    John Bellingham says:

    Exactly, see my post #124 above. The cops must be indemnified and the legal procedures modified to allow for “Robust” action. I am heartened by Dave’s threats and promises–let’s hope they are stronger than the one’s on a Referendum.

  150. 150
    John Bellingham says:

    Assad’s doing a better job and anyway, his Missus is from Acton, so she knows her way around.

  151. 151
    A.D. Enoid says:

    We still have saltmines in Cheshire, dont put them in prison make the fekkers work for just their food

  152. 152
    TeaLeaf says:

    Oh well corrupt racist police no real army left utter shambles. my son drives a London bus and last week a black guy gets off a college bus more or less in front of the bus he is shot in the head and takes to bullets to the chest black on black crime.

    Result bus has to stay as has cctv of the whole event violence and drugs/gangs every where we have a great country thanks in no small part to new lab our..

  153. 153
    John Bellingham says:

    The Metropolitan Police have a staff of over 54,000 of which 32 132 are regular police officers. On Sunday night they were able to field 6000 officers, tonight (Monday) they promise to field 16,000 by stripping the forces of Kent, Surrey, Sussex, calling in all Specials and cancelling all leave.
    So what are all of those other police officers doing? A frigging diversity course?
    The Met’s failures are frightning. They do not seem to have the “heavies” that are usually present a peaceful protests. They seem to have no tactical training in riot control–the aerial shots showed that they made no attempts to outflank the rioters via side streets, nor snatch offenders.
    Any one with military training knows that you shoot and advance, shoot and advance–always move forward–you DON’T RUN BACKWARDS!
    The Met has spent tens of millions ( maybe more) over the past twenty years on high tech equipment–choppers, cameras, infra red, wiretapping, face recognition—so where was:
    1/. The command and control? Vectoring riot cops to the source of the trouble?
    2/. The intelligence giving early warning of trouble?

    We know that the cops keep extensive files on elderly schoolteachers who attend climate change conferences or Countryside marches–if they have failed to create a network of informers among the “gangstas”-the responsible ( or irresponsible) officers should be dismissed out of hand.

    Looks like another “not fit for purpose”

  154. 154
    Steven says:

    They already know how to use firearms. Scum that they are.

  155. 155
    Ukip if you want says:

    Only at the weekends.

  156. 156
    Katrina says:

    New Orleans police ordered to shoot looters

    Short fucking memory.

    Get out there and start shooting

  157. 157
    Pte Jones says:

    Darcus Howe is truly the fuckwit’s fuckwit.

  158. 158
    Seth the pig farmer says:

    Transportation works –

    Sent – Assorted sheep thieves, pick pockets etc.

    Returned – fully qualified barmen

  159. 159
    Sungei Patani says:

    I think the people who marked this one down are in need of an irony transplant.

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    T M Allen says:

    Well done scum bag! By your act of mindless souless sub-animal behaviour you’ve really managed to hit the shit pot right on the bulls eye. Enjoy your bounty dog breath, now go away & die of the cancer your empty head already has – may it be slow & painful.

  161. 161
    Anonymous says:

    Video made by people with a foreign accents filming migrants stealing from each other.

    Care much?

    Let the New Londoners kill each other.

  162. 162
    T M Allen says:

    what do you mean “going down the shitter”? That pig sty we call our capital has been a cess pit for years.

  163. 163
    annie nonmus says:

    The old saying “Spare the rod and spoil the child “, is so true. Start bring punishment back into the schools, get the cane down and dust it off ready for use. And make it unlawful for parents to attend schools threatening to knock teachers f–kin heads off for disiplining little jonny.

    These scumbags don’t know the word dicipline, and respect. If you want the f”in things you are looting work and save to buy them, don’t steal from people you have. You bastards !

  164. 164
    T M Allen says:

    Get the butler to loot? Of course one can old chaps. What do you think the Treasury is for?

  165. 165
    Selamat pagi says:

    SP – are you really from Malaysia? (and it’s Petani actually..). the lad in the video is a Malaysian student at the local university.

  166. 166
    Sir Robert Peel says:

    It saddens me that the police force that I created has been emasculated into a group of namby pamby social workers by incompetent touchy feely politicians. Get a grip and get a grip now.

  167. 167
    annie nonmus says:

    Message to all rioters in London and other areas. You wanna be big men and fight ? Well get your sorry little arses on the next plane to afghanistan and stand alongside real men, theyre called soldiers and they are fighting a war unlike you pathetic wastes of space !!!!!

  168. 168
    Sungei Patani says:

    No, but I lived there. Patani is the old spelling as in colonial days.

  169. 169
    pos says:

    Bollox to that!!

    Send the SAS in, Now!!

    Problem sorted!

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    Public Payroll Immigrant with Left-wing Sympathies says:

    Umm, yes?

  171. 171
    Public Payroll Immigrant with Left-wing Sympathies says:

    unfortunately years in Court is all he is likely to face, because not even murdering someone is enough to get you sent to prison as a police officer.

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    This has made my year.

  173. 173
    Stryker Milliband says:

    Actually he’s a Malaysian student studying in the UK who was popping out to buy his dinner.

    So the Guido Fanboys will be a bit confused as to how they should be feeling, given than the victim was a foreign muslim.

  174. 174
    selamat pagi says:

    Cheers :-}

  175. 175
    Anonymous says:

    And when you are 70 and in ill heath in an old folks home , they will go into your bank account aswell

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