August 8th, 2011

Indy Shuts Down Jody McIntyre’s Indy Blog for Inciting Riot

The looney left-wing Jody McIntyre became less funny when he started inciting riots on the platform offered to him by the Indy. Blogger Mark Wallace reported him to the Met, who may be a little busy, nevertheless m’learned friends advise that he could have put the Indy into trouble. Meanwhile the New Statesman’s Laurie Penny is too unwell to riot today. Ahhh…

See also: Wheels Come Off Protester’s Complaint


  1. 1
    Darrul Hare says:

    What a prick. Automatic deportation for anyone involved in looting.

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Deportation to where?

  3. 3
    JohnOfEnfield says:

    ……and now for the BBC!

  4. 4
    Stephen Willhoughby says:

    I also see that BlackBerry is going to shut down their message network in London at the request of our “democratic” government. Funny how BlackBerry refused to do the same in many MidEast countries earlier this year.

    Good thing we live in a democracy where businesses are fully independent from government control! Maybe they should think about shutting down Twitter and Facebook as well. We can’t have people communicating during riots now, can we?

  5. 5
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Can we shut down the BBC fuckwits for stirring up trouble?

  6. 6
    sorry for being loud says:


  7. 7
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    What we actually need is a police force not full of gutless twats. Cracking skulls is what we need.

  8. 8
    Mike Litorus says:

    Marianas trench.

  9. 9
    The copper formerly known as Yates of the Yard says:

    I`ve reported one Mark Cormack to the Met for incitement to robbery, theft and violence. Glad to see action from Indy. Good.

  10. 10
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    The People’s Republic of Glasgow?

  11. 11
    Bobby Mugabe says:

    I’d just demolish all the homes of the rioters…..although I think they’re managing to do that themselves…..ignorant fucks

  12. 12
    Johnno List says:

    Why must these foreigners come and riot in our precious lands? DEPORT THEM ALL.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Let’s shut down the govt for causing all this.

  14. 14
    Left Wing Fucknuts says:

    It’s a disgrace the police allowing this sort of violence, they should be kettling the criminals, who do not represent the left or racial minorities (even though they are mostly black and it’s the cuts wot caused it)

    … 3 hours later…

    Fascist pigs kettling our freedom fighters

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    I hope the looters get the full force of the British Army and police on them. they knock me sick and anyone inciting this “rioting” needs to slap round the face.. democracy only works if ALL of the population are willing to be democratic and live within the safety of the law. These “rioters” are choosing to be chavvy criminals and therefore for the greater good their communications needs knocking out. the one that stung the most is that they said that the Tottenham landmark they managed to burn down and destroy, Hitler tried and failed but it was felled from its own people…

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    Johnno List says:

    Black rioters are the worst kinds of rioters. Not a big fan of them asian ones either.

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    Stephen Willhoughby says:

    But Thatcher taught us “greed is good”, these people are only taking what they can. Or is greed only good when it’s middle-class, white bankers crashing the entire economy and getting away with it?

  18. 18
    Stephen Willhoughby says:

    Funny how many people are calling for brutal, violent repression. Col. Gaddafi and President Assad would be proud of you guys!

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    Anonymous says:

    Somewhere where they feel part of the “commuuuuunity” where the people in charge are fair to the poor black “yuuts”, zimbabwe?

  20. 20
    BBC Programme Editor says:

    Good evening

    we’d like to announce the televising of our new programme ‘Escape From the Country’
    – due to start at the end of the month this is a lively property programme for all those, especially the elites, who can’t stand living here anymore and want to live abroad

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like our government in exile is losing control of inner London. Most of the people arrest might have been already out in bail, even if police want to keep them there is no place to put them.

    Cameron is still refusing to come back. Economy is in free fall and Osborne is enjoying his holiday.

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    oddly helpful says:

    Uncomfortably vengeful mood, result of watching “chav scum looters” ripping apart inner suburban London. Hence, suggest deportation outwith the remit of the ECHR and its Strasbourg lawyers.

    Exile to St Helena was good enough for the self-declared Emperor Napoleon; it will be amply suitable for them.


  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    If you watch it on TV, you can see whites as well.

  24. 24
    Good old Auntie says:

    What an insane comment. How has this anything to do with the Beeb? Only criticism is that Sky coverage is better… if not biased as usual.

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    On stage last night Morrissey was blaming Call Me Dave for the riots. Stupid twonk.

    And the idiot went on to say that at the student riots Prince Charles came face to face with the British public. Well the privately schooled, non-working, upper middle class section of the public. What a prick.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t like any fucker of any hue who steals from the ordinary consumer. We’re all gonna have to pay for this with higher fucking prices. Wankers.

  27. 27
    GeoffM says:

    Too late, they got voted out last year

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    In The Know says:

    I agree with you Stephen

    There’s no easy options and indeed you could argue that it has taken so long in happening. I’m sure other cities/ areas are a tinderbox waiting to go off. Britain has become the haven of the rich, corrupt elites supported by corrupt police and media as we have seen recently, an enormous economic problem which the elites are not bothered by merely making the population suffer for their appalling actions. Welcome to fascist Britain

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    Nemo says:

    Cammers hopes that when he returns he hopes all will be sweetness and light, crisis, what crisis?

  30. 30
    Grumpy G says:

    To Hell, with all the rest of the rioters after they have been shot.

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    Breaking Britain Completely says:

    Bus blown up in Peckham, Tubes cancelled to Peckham and Lewisham due to ‘civil unrest’ that was the official tube announcement, this is getting very very serious.

  32. 32
    rick says:

    How is our Common Purpose, Multicultural Utopia coming along – are we enriched enough yet?

  33. 33
    Nemo says:

    Somalia anyone?

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    Anonymous says:

    “I’m stuck watching the news because of what seems to be a mutant strain of Komodo Dragon flu. Please, everyone, stay safe.” Penny Red

    Er, they’re going on a fucking looting spree, not a teddy bears picnic you stupid fucking cow.

  35. 35
    Rudd van Driver says:

    Flikker op! Most of the faces on the telly are white.

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    Nemo says:

    Shove them there as well

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    Crikey says:

    A “community leader” on Sky news earlier saying they want a “bigger piece of the pie”. Didn’t say what how this demand was justified of course. So we give them a bigger piece of the pie so that they can continue with their criminality and woeful parenting. Hopeless bastards!!

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    Jock McJock says:

    Your irony is misplaced. The PRG would indeed like more fecund taxpayers. As a city it has been a welcoming home to waves of immigrants – j e w s, irish, italians (some very nice italian delis in the centre), and now eastern europeans.

    As a nation we are not xenophobic and will welcome anyone even Mr Trump.

  39. 39
    Nemo says:

    What bas a matter of interest is the proportion of uk born people to immigrants?

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    twat watch says:

    You fucking wanker. These people are taking the fucking piss. Fuck off back to la la land FFS, you knob end.

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t you want goods and oil coming into this country?

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Amazing how the fallout from Hackgate suddenly has the Left-wing press acting in a responsible manner. MacIntyre was just as juvenile at the Student’s riots, but was then a Hero of The Left. Wonder if the Gaurdian will follow suit? And how will Hassan’s New Islam handle MacIntyre?

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    Sybil N Rest says:

    I read what the ignorant, pig ugly raspberry said in the Huffpo interview – he just needs to be wheeled into the canal and have done with it

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    indiscriminately fair says:

    Black, white and brown, shoot them all.

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    Anonymous says:

    No doubt now that the riots have reached Hackney there will be much bleating and eye rolling by fatty Abbot saying how under privilidged dem black boys is and how these black mums are so much better than white ones to their kids.

  46. 46
    Simon says:

    I can’t believe what i am reading , riots , looting – what is this shit , if you and your mates set fire to a building that’s conspiracy to commit arson , if people are living in the building that’s with intent , these are crimes being committed by people not racial groups , if you want troops on the streets a la police state fine vote for whatever pp offers that option , if not , clean up the legal system and have a police force that solves crime not makes it !!!

  47. 47
    The BBC says:

    … and there speaks the voice of experience

  48. 48
    Nemo says:

    Most of them are on holiday and refuse to cut their holiday short

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    To deport them you have to catch them, out government is getting rid of police, army, immigration officers, etc; who is going to catch them?

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Some of them are probably homeless already. I’d say that the druggies and alcoholics are simply looting stuff to sell so they can get their next “fix”. Easier to loot a telly than to shoplift it.

    Get ‘em off the streets. Lock ‘em up and don’t let ‘em out until their lives are sorted. Residents and business owners need protecting from these opportunist thugs.

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    Baldermort says:

    There’s no more pie left, he he.

  52. 52
    Post hoc says:

    No one should be under the misunderstanding that this is random violence. The timing is planned and the attacks coordination even if the WMD is the great unwashed of the capital.

    Cui bono? Well all the ZNL councils bleating they haven’t got enough money; the police – who want to protect their jobs and oh yes, the opposition who more or less promised civil disobedience because they didn’t like losing the election.

    Time to stop being bleeding heart, politically correct and finding excuses.

  53. 53
    PD77 says:

    Zing ;)

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    nothing more to say says:

    You silly arse.

  55. 55
    Tuscan Dave says:

    Now, now, stop that seditious nonsense! The brave RAF are blowing up Tripoli for the Libyans protesting against the corrupt regime and for the ideal of Democracy. The nig-nogs/chavs/non fudgepacking public school chaps in Britain are a threat to the legitimate regime and against Democracy. Hope that’s clear. Now for the love of G_d can I get back to my short 2 month holiday?

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    Anonymous says:

    Most are, you clearly aren’t

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    Codswallop says:

    Tear gas should be part of the police armoury in situations like this.
    Memo to the Plod you’ve got tazers – bloody well use them.

  58. 58
    Joe Strummer's Ghost says:

    White riot – I wanna riot
    White riot – a riot of my own
    White riot – I wanna riot
    White riot – a riot of my own

    Black people gotta lot a problems
    But they don’t mind throwing a brick
    White people go to school
    Where they teach you how to be thick

    An’ everybody’s doing
    Just what they’re told to
    An’ nobody wants
    To go to jail!

    White riot – I wanna riot
    White riot – a riot of my own
    White riot – I wanna riot
    White riot – a riot of my own

    All the power’s in the hands
    Of people rich enough to buy it
    While we walk the street
    Too chicken to even try it

    Everybody’s doing
    Just what they’re told to
    Nobody wants
    To go to jail!

    White riot – I wanna riot
    White riot – a riot of my own
    White riot – I wanna riot
    White riot – a riot of my own

    Are you taking over
    or are you taking orders?
    Are you going backwards
    Or are you going forwards?

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Watch it on TV, every color has joined in.

  60. 60
    The Stilton Eater says:

    Are you saying you want Cameron running the police operation in Tottenham? If so you must think he’s better at countering riots than the police. Is he really that good?

  61. 61
    Gooey Blob says:

    If we don’t have any prison spaces left, perhaps we should make use of prison ships again? Those aircraft carriers we’re decommissioning would do…

  62. 62
    tosser watch says:

    Er, please explain how Sky is biased, are they too left or right wing for you?

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Er.. you’re thinking of Gordon Gekko.

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    This will be the reason Osborne will give when GDP becomes negative.

  65. 65
    Gooey Blob says:

    It’s always depressing to hear the British left trying to legitimise violence.

  66. 66
    Stephen Willhoughby says:

    You’re right, Deputy PM Clegg did warn us about riots if the Tories got in power.

    You’re also right about not being “bleeding hearts”. We could really learn something from the Egyptians, Syrian and Libyan governments about how to handle civil unrest. We really should follow their examples and wipe out the rioters, yes?

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    Reimer says:

    Their lives will NEVER be sorted.They have no interest in not being fuck-ups who prey upon others. Disposal is called for.

  68. 68
    Anonymously Optomistic says:

    yes, it’s funny the whole of the government is out of the country at the moment .. hmmmm ….. I feel a conspiracy theory coming on …….. it was them wat dun it … ahha!!!

  69. 69
    Nemo says:

    What is Dell Boy going to do, he’s bought all these ify goods, if he cannot get to the market for a spot of fly pitching he’s going to be skint for the weekend

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    steveh says:

    Surely Kettling is a plan to make peaceful demonstrators angry and make them reach boiling point and ‘steam up after being illegally contained for a few hours hence the play on word kettle . That way the police I guess can justify any subsequent actions such as arresting the peaceful ringleaders.

    I doubt it would be recommended for a situation where those inside a ring are already inflamed, angry and fighting mad because they have not yet got hold their stolen plasma TV .

    In situations of riots it appears to me that the police tend to steer rioting groups away from the area while trying to grasp a few of the thieving stragglers. I suspect Kettling is for the peaceful crowds!

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    Sybil N Rest says:

    Absolutely – including their twattish apologists like you.

  72. 72
    Iron Bru says:

    It’s closed to outsiders.

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Every time a police officer shoots he is suspended, then you have to spend money on inquiries. There will be compensation, law suits, hospital treatment, etc.

    Where is the money going to come from?

  74. 74
    Reimer says:

    Oh come on – if it was savers rioting over the confiscation by the state of their savings, you’d have at least SOME sympathy.

  75. 75
    Nemo says:

    Morrissey, who is he, some sort of Irishman

  76. 76
    Stephen Willhoughby says:

    Good idea. Let’s set up special friendly camps for the rioters. We can also throw in the sick and disabled as well, that’ll also solve the benefit bill and save the NHS some money. We can then use that saved money to give the rich some tax breaks.

  77. 77
    Breaking Britain Completely says:

    Its a question of who governs Britain, or more precisely in this case who governs London, the Met or the Gangs, on the current evidence it is the gangs.

  78. 78
    Reimer says:

    Bollocks. This is just a diaspora of Negro mobs laughing at the paralysis of the PC State machinery.

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    he Stilton Eater says: August 8, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    Its not just Tottenham, its inner London. Just watch TV news.

  80. 80
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    “I’m stuck watching the news because of what seems to be a mutant strain of Komodo Dragon flu….” Penny Red

    Here’s hoping it’s
    a) painful
    b) fatal
    c) both

  81. 81
    twat watch says:

    My experience is that the BBC is full of gay, leftie crackheads who are sucking the public teat dry on the threat of, ‘pay the license fee or go to fucking prison’. North Korea would be proud of such a scheme to extort money from it’s own people. Now do one.

  82. 82
    Reimer says:

    So Morrissey has started sympathising with the wogs having spotted an opportunity to strike a radical peasant’s-revolt pose.

  83. 83
    PD77 says:

    What are the odds he claims its unfair dismissal on the grounds of:

    A: Disability.

    B: Political Views.

    C: The Editor was told by the nasty Government man to do it.

    D: All of the above.

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    The difference is that the savings actually belong to them, and the TV’s in the shops do not belong to the current rioters.

  85. 85
    Colonel Nut. says:

    Your contrast control needs adjustment.

  86. 86
    Colonel Nut. says:

    Save bullets.Kick them to death.

  87. 87
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Go to labour lost, your message will be well received there. Schumpeter has quite a lot to say about institutionalised losers and I commend his writings to you in the hope you will garner a little self-knowledge from them. Not all bankers are white, Baroness Thatcher did not teach anybody that Greed is a virtue – Blair, Harman and Gorbals Mick did that. And you cannot justify criminality by reference to other criminality – at least outside Marxist dogma.

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    Lucy says:

    What a silly boy he is.

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    PD77 says:

    Oh fudgetastic, that means it’s only 1 species away from being contagious to humans now!

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Savers don’t riot. The MPC are effectively stealing from savers right now by keeping interest rates at 0.5% while inflation is ten times that amount. Yet nobody is out on the streets even quietly protesting about it, let alone throwing petrol bombs at policemen.

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    Kim Jong Il says:

    Yes I am proud to say we have many similar schemes in the glorious Peoples Republic. Your BBC is to be congratulated on the efficiency of its extortion racket.

  93. 93
    indiscriminately fair says:

    What about all the benefits these idle fuckers are gonna claim over the years? Money well spent I’d say, a bargain in fact.

  94. 94
    Ramrod says:

    Bored? Join the army and tour Afghanistan.

    Don’t destroy your community.

  95. 95
    pastimes says:

    Svalbard has plenty of open space.

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    I know what I would do says:

    If W.S. Churchill was P.M. he wouldn’t be posing with some bloody waitress in Tuscany – he would be out there on the streets – ALSO where are our wonderful Royal Princes – probably on bloody holiday as well – thought they was wonderful brave soldiers

  97. 97
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Shouldn’t that be Neg-grow?
    Every low-life in Tottenham and elsewhere, regardless of race or creed, is taking advantage of the situation. Cut the racism, it’s neither accurate or required and weakens your argument.

  98. 98
    Nemo says:

    Dear Stilton, no but it would show that he is interested, people get the impression that he is hiding or just not interested.

  99. 99
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Is this the Blair legacy ?

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    We’re all agreed then. They’re all looting scum of whatever colour or origin.

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    Wisdom of the crowds says:

    Out of control idiots.

  102. 102
    PD77 says:

    And get paid to blow and shoot things up ;)

    Oops forgot they already do get paid they call it benefits, never mind carry on the taxpayer’ll pick up the tab!

  103. 103
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    That could well be a dose of diplomatic ‘flu. The Indy’ woken up to the effect blogging idiots have on the paper. Just maybe the Gaurdian has too.

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    Anonymous says:

    Didn’t you read the comment? He’s a prick.

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    not a machine says:

    news on da streets was to blame Harringay and Lambeth for cutting yoof services budgets , what we need is funded yoof clubs to give da kids somthing to do ……… It got better in the afternoon Lee Jasper , who boris sort of cut loose , was on (note nice man in background flicking lighter on and off after making pointing sign for boris to return) Lee put a bit of black power in “he should get his big blonde backside back here” , Kay pointed out he was just being insulting . Then it dawned on me I think it was fawkes may have been old holborn , during Boris election campaign , That lee jasper had links with youth club where a load of money had gone missing . Lee wanted the proceeds of crime to be used for da yoof £120mn last year taken by courts in Brixton alone .
    Given tottenham alone has an est of £100mn rebuild and 215 arrests , lammy and jasper and black power man stance is all too political in my view , even dear old Diane Abbot was wise enough to see , “we iz wrecking our own patch” , I feel sorry for those who arnt riding the hype , as they know that the USA malcom X version of things , is er , well not really british , as is not bustin up your high street and looting al la LA .Sending years of work down the pan , now looks one big waste of money if all we have are black power sleeper cells running social network looting operations .

    (puts James brown on ) way to go boris “say it loud ime blonde and proud”

    Stock market looked a bit scary by opening time , but went fairly well , it was all exciting stuff up to 10am , but I have to give Simon mcoy most accedental best line when live to berlin “Gordon brown Blames angela Merkel and President sarkozy , should we just ignore him then ” Quite Simon he only gives annual adresses these days anyway .

    Nick Clegg goes on tour (interesting headline) , playing at the at Brixton palay , lambeth arts centre and the burnt out old Co Op in Tottenham , however managed to make correct statement , that it was just criminal activity and not much to do with shooting or da poor yoof .

    Go on Diane make connection that troubled Black fathers are being made in socialist black power stuff , some of your very expensive (lambeth has over 100 people on 100k yr )councils have been churning out , and yoof going on same repeat course . Sorry we aint got money for charity case , and all cred for Black atheltes in olympics is draining away , crooks/looters in bad time just aint right is it .

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    Biffo the Bear says:

    and lingering…

  108. 108
    PD77 says:

    More like El Gordos, Landans in da “Brown” stuff geezza!

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    Gordon Gekko says:

    What a confused boy you are, make your mind up son:

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    The poor wee chairbound person actually climbed 18 flights of stairs to be there for the fire extinguisher incident. He’d be OK in the canal.

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    V for Vendetta says:

    Isn’t this the culmination of you wanted, S t a i n e s? Masked mobs torching London? Why so ungrateful then, you fat, cocksucker c unt?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I am still a happy camper, but I do like to get the first coment and to get lots of thumbers up

  113. 113
    The high mukka-muck of gangland says:

    I think that you will find gang rule is much better at ensuring adequate respek is given to the chieftans, and that the drug industry is properly managed. Is is simple justice we want for just us. BTW we are not all sociopath misogynists obsessed with guns, rap you know. We have a fully articulated plan to turn London into a replica of Spanish Town or Port au Prince – a paradise for the robust business man and his posse

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    Anonymous says:

    Syephen, Stephen, Stephen, you could at least make the effort to invest your comments with a smidgeon of intelligence and common fucking sense. It’s clear that the looting going on now is just plain criminality, aimed at acquiring goods illegally and selling them on the black market. What a dozy plonker you are.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    In furture i may not coment if i dont get in first – if you dont lke it pleaese take a full refund and fuck off

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    Ray Stybrow says:

    It’s a sad fact that there are groups of people in this country who have no empathy with the rest of society, and whose only concern is to take advantage of the British people’s easygoing attitude to outsiders. They will sieze any opportunity to loot, steal and rob helpless hardworking taxpayers in order to further their own selfish desires. They masquerade under a smokescreen of fighting injustice and “freeing” others from oppression.
    These MPs, or street criminals, as they should really be called, deserve no mercy, as less impressionable youngsters use them as role models for their own development.

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    HM Queen, CEO and main shareholder "The Firm" LLC, reg. Cayman Islands. says:

    Dear Taxpayer,

    I’m glad you’re concerned about my welfare. I’m here holed up away from the proles behind 6 ft of scottish granite in Balmoral, protected by the best mercenaries my, sorry, your money, can buy, the British Filth. If that doesn’t work Andy’s mate, Epstein, you know, the kiddie rapist with the big schnoz, has promised to fly over some proper IDF psychos, who promise to shoot any Brit who gets within 20 miles like they do the sand niggers. Excellent.

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    well_chuffed says:

    Has she been anywhere near Mubarak recently ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Re ‘You silly arse’ I’d go a lot further than that, sounds like his whole body is infected…….. w.anchor

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    Billy says:

    Although I am in my Dorset farmhouse I am thinking of you people in the multicultural paradise of Noth London. Take the fight to the fascists!! Sorry I am unable to join you.

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    Brian flicking open the kill switch says:

    Maybe the police shot the guy just to stir up trouble and justify their jobs. Shot another plod’s radio too, must have been throwing bullets all over the place.
    We’ve cut defence so much and sent all the spare stuff to Libya, now we can’t spare a single Tornado to bomb Tottenham. Should be bombing them back to the stone age. Pig by pig, cow by cow, village by village. First Tottenham, then West Ham and Chelsie too, just to make sure. British bombs for British people! Then round up the survivors and deport them back to Austraila for use as shark bait. See how they likes that!o stir up trouble and justify their jobs. Shot another plod’s radio too, must have been throwing bullets all over the place.
    We’ve cut defence so much and sent all the spare stuff to Libya, now we can’t spare a single Tornado to bomb Tottenham. Should be bombing them back to the stone age. Pig by pig, cow by cow, village by village. First Tottenham, then West Ham and Chelsie too, just to make sure. British bombs for British people! Then round up the survivors and deport them back to Austraila for use as shark bait. See how they likes that!

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    WVM says:

    Rumours coming out from the Met “this is far too organised” and that mobile phones and the blackberry messenger services may be taken down.

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    joescotus says:

    glad you noticed that facet

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    eeu to me says:

    The EUSSR govern Britain that’s why our rusty the warmonger Cameron is not caring and doesn’t give a sh*t, time for the real Conservatives to elect a proper leader one with a backbone and one that keeps that fkin streak of yellow of it’s collective back.

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    joescotus says:

    who the fuck is the director?????????????????????

  127. 127
    ATwatenham Rioter says:

    iz ’bout roits innit

    ‘n that

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    Anonymous says:

    To Hell, it’s got plenty of room and is richly diverse and multicultural. Better that they go there than that they bring it here.

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    Hang 'em High - really high! (own piano wire supplied) says:

    Give me an hour or two, and half a dozen cranes, and you’ll have peace on the streets.

    You don’t get this kind of behaviour in E Ran do you?

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    Anonymous says:

    David Waddock

    “Everyone is in a state of shock”

    For over two hours last night we watched from our house as hundreds of people looted Currys in Brixton.

    We called 999 twice but in over three hours we did not see a single police car or van or even hear police sirens.

    People were casually loading their cars with televisions, DVD players and even vacuum cleaners.

    Everyone is in a state of shock. One of our neighbours is frightened to open their curtain” BBC NEWS.

    WTF is going on peeps? Plod is evidently paralysed by years of politically correct bollocks by the looks of.

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    John True Blue Terry says:

    Ok the guy has a lot to feel bitter about, but really…what a repulsive wanka!

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    Anonymous says:

    Nuke them too.

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    joescotus says:

    just watched lee grasper getting his cock sucked by krishna….gorri… ah fuck it …diversity appointed, no fucking talent ,interviewer then no talent launches into dep mayor.. balance …. my fucking sore arse

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    Mzzzzz. HaHaHaHa HaPerson, the Laughing Lolloping Lefty says:

    Lesbos, – don’t forget the lesbos at the BBC. We wimmin must stick together! It’s not entirely full of shitty s hirt li fters and trannys you kno!

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    issac hunt says:

    watching sky news, there are wheely bins strewn all over the road in lewisham, the fines alone for putting them out on a monday will run into thousands of pounds

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    Anonymous says:

    Libya, even.

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    Keith Vaz says:

    Hear hear!

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    Crikey says:

    Stephen, has it occured to you that the sight of thuggish thieves rampaging around London may well enhance support for the government-any government!! You cock.

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    Anonymous says:

    I think the Police save their manpower for the real thugs in the community such as newspaper sellers and Brazillian electricians

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    issac hunt says:

    as I understand, komodo dragon flu is only transmittable through sexual contact, all I can say, is poor dragon when she got her cock into him.

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    Audemus Dicere says:

    Stop agreeing with yourself Stephen.

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    Breaking Britain Completely says:

    Kicking off in Birmingham now, looting in the city centre.

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    Blingo says:

    Crap schools though. Diane told us.

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    Greychatter says:

    David Cameron is entitled to have a holiday and he is probably looking after his own kids.

    Where are the parents of the rioting and looting 7 year olds and teenagers?

    Anyone whose kids are rioting and causing damage should be made to pay for the carnage.

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    joescotus says:

    its a black day for brittain!

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    Anonymous says:

    Impirt the surplus polar bears to inner London. There’s plenty of food for them there.

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    issac hunt says:

    Birmingham!!! the damage could run into tens of pounds there

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    Beardie Lefty Looking for Overtime says:

    No surprise that these riots always kick off during the school holidays. We should keep schools open all year round.

  149. 149
    Audemus Dicere says:

    Was this “community leader” called Prescnut by any chance?

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    a humble prole says:

    The BBC? The organisation whose premier “economic correspondent” was a spunk-bucket for the jism of Ed Balls and Ed Milliband? Biased?

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    Elgin's lost his marbles says:

    Dear President Assad,

    Your time has come, please ‘job swap’ with Dave Cameron and show us how to deal with rioters.

    Thank you,

    A grateful Britain.

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    Anonymous says:

    There should still be enough bullete to go around.

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    Post hoc says:

    This is the result of 13 years of no educashun, so we have a load of plebs who are very happy to respond to those behind the scenes stirring civil disorder. Bloke interviewed on Sky just now confirmed it was in response to cuts and to change of government, ergo it is politically motivated even if the scum doing it are just after a new tele. The police have been castrated and they just walk and talk instead of getting up close and personal with the criminals. They should literally enforce the law instead of watching, literally, while some poor sod’s car or shop burns. I hope Boris goes in tuff. I would happily volunteer if someone would lend me some riot gear! It’s time we put a stop to this and sorted out the minority who plead every excuse under the sun. I’m poor, pissed off and very angry with those idiots who are out burning London and those who are pulling the strings behind the scenes.

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    a humble prole says:

    Tubes to Peckham and Lewisham cancelled? Is that bad news?

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    Anonymous says:

    Summary execution would be much better than deportation.

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    Anonymous says:

    And quick!!!

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    Anonymous says:

    You are comparing an asshole to a true leader. Can’t you see the difference between a horse and a donkey?

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    Normans Pubes says:

    Was invited out to a posh restaurant tonight, replied couldn’t make it, as we was rioting down in Ealing. Red Ken had told us that cuts down at the local quango for useless twats justifies criminal behaviour (btfw Ken I thought 12 years of Liebour had got rid of inequality!!!) anyway got mi ands on a new plasma!!

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    Michael White BA says:

    These are not riots.
    These are joyous celebrations of multi-culturalism.
    But daresay Nick Griffin et al will be in “told you so” mode.

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    pigs in space says:

    Diane Abbott waiting to explode?
    I sure don’t want to be around when that happens.

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    WVM says:

    Well your beloved beeb seems to be making excuses for the rioters and has done for the last three days, as well as supporting the leftwing point of view on the riots.
    The BBC is so blatantly biased it’s common knowledge not only in the UK but thanks to the internet, across the world. Sky news on the other hand takes the middle ground and always has, we don’t have a rightwing news channel in this country although we should in the interests of a balanced media. That or sort out once and for all the blatantly biased tax eating mongs at the BBC.

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Bollocks. Just got a text from a friend who works in B’ham city centre a mile or so away from me that it looks like it’s turning nasty.

    I dare any of them to come within 100 yards of my house. What the police daren’t dish out, I fucking well will.

    Some of my hobbies include Chinese cookery (those cleavers are ever so useful), cricket (I have a rather nice Gray Nicolls bat), and (legal) target shooting.

    Best of luck, boyz.

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    Rubber says:

    FFS. What is the point of a riot cop who runs after rioters for for 30 yards and then stops?

    When was the last time you saw riot cop get stuck in with the truncheon?

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    Anonymous says:

    Get the money by abolishing all such crazy laws, ‘elfinsafety regulations, ‘pIlgrim’ union paymens and contributions to the EU.

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    harry potnap says:

    Morrissey should be shipped back to potato land. Not wanted here.

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    The BBC says:

    “It follows two nights of violence over the weekend which started after police shot a man dead in Tottenham”.

    So it;s all the Police’s fault, for going around randomly shooting people.

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    Anonymous says:

    Glaswegians are unlikely to Riot Its the inglish who are barbaric. Ingland is a very barbaric and lawless country. Disgraceful.

  169. 169
    annette curton says:

    Never mind cuts what about another albeit more carefully worded incitement to riot by Abbot.

  170. 170
    Anonymous says:

    Mr Bragg you are such a tease.

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    WVM says:

    He’s on twater at the mo giving a running commentary on the riots, I’d give you the link but they’ve taken the B&P website down as they always do when some shit kicks off.

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    Reimer says:

    e-petition calling for the right for all citizens (not just scumbags) to be able to arm themselves, anyone? It’s clear that Plod is there to contain the disorder, not extinguish it, so it doesn’t spread to wherever the beautiful people reside/own property. You cannot trust these clowns with your life.

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    Flat Screens & Trainers says:

    Looks like the market is now flooded with iffy goods, bottom has now fallen out the black economy.

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    Anonymous says:

    The Capital is lost. Best throw a fence around the M25 and forget it.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    worth a read for updated coverage of the riots ;-)

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    issac hunt says:

    break out the tasers and rubber bullets,

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    BBCrap says:

    BBC reporter saying rioting started in Birmingham after people were told to leave shops early.

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    Anonymous says:

    Did anyone else who has been watching SKY news notice that fat fucking cow wearing a blue top and joggers who appears to be orchestrating the burning of vehicles. She was on a mobile for some of the time this was going on and instructing and directing her little gang on how to set the cars on fire. Surely the riot cops can catch the fat ugly fucker and jail her !!!

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    Kanut says:

    Or round the coast..

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    Marlo Stanfield says:

    I hear substantial improvements have already been made…

    “I went to the place where every white face is an invitation to robbery…”

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    Anonymous says:

    Use heavy machine guns, mortars and flamethrowers. Bring back the helicopters to drop napalm on the next rioters.

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    Anonymous says:

    That cock Jasper was demanding that retailers Comet and Food Locker should be investing their profits into building Schools. What an utter mong !!!!

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    Winny in a wheelchair says:

    Bet there are loads of riots and violent protests being organised to disrupt the Olympics next year.

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    harry potnap says:

    I watched a documentary about how the Nazis treated the disabled and was disgusted. Since I found out about this McIntyre c8nt I’m not so sure.

    Maybe just gas the left wing ones.

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    Churchill says:

    If London is still standing by then.

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    Anonymous says:

    …and for the lefty filth which encouraged them.

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    Tear Gas 'em says:

    Looks like they’ve taken the B&Ps website down again, anyone would they were the ones burning London down to the ground!

    Fuckin’ c’unts!

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    Splash. splash, splash! says:

    Never mind Plod’s Eye in the Sky, are those Apache gunships ready to fly yet?

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    eeu to me says:

    Rea inspgadgets blog and you can find out about 20:15 a good comment why?.

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    WVM says:

    That’s the one, cheers ATTT!

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    Anonymous says:

    Time to issue a curfew.

    Anyone who has been to Trinidad and Tobago, Jamaica, Somalia, Nigeria etc need not be surprised.

    Softly Softly policing is lost on these people.

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    BOREDNOW says:

    Was looking forward to see that Rise of the planet of the apes – Just need to go to parts of London now. Probably free popcorn if i popped into Tesco.

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    Stop pandering to them says:

    CS gas and water cannon more like.

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    Jimmy says:

    Hard to know who’s sadder, McIntyre or Wallace.

    Still, the blog being closed seems to have made the “libertarians” happy.

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    Anonymous says:

    Felled by black invaders and local scum. They and the traitors who imported and subsidised them, should all be executed.

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    An impartial observer says:

    If you were wondering what the Labour Party’s Plan B for last year’s election was, now you know.
    If they can’t govern the UK they’ll make it ungovernable.
    Macintyre’s faux pas a moment of madness or an inadvertent glimpse of an orchestrated campaign?

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    I can’t understand why the monocultures of Japan and China don’t want to enjoy all of the wonderous benefits of multiculturalism on display in Britain over the last few days ;-)

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    May Tredee says:

    Does she like wafer-thin mints ?

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    M says:

    Anyone like to guess which political party is behind the shit on the streets
    The violence on the streets

  201. 201
    joescotus says:

    every time i hear about abbot lard arse i revel in brillo slicing her open from arsehole to earhole fuckin cocunut

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    Anonymous says:

    The lefty media desperately concentrate on any white rioters they can find to cover up that most of them are black.

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    Soft Softly is so yesterday. says:

    It really is time that the plod arrested them (and beat the fuckers up). These Yoofs are just taking the piss when coppers just stand around watching them loot and pillage.

    There is a time to change tactics and now is it. If they are handcuffed in the nick they won’t be rioting.

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    Ran into a wheelchair says:

    Taking the Great out of Britain.

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    harry potnap says:

    daisy cutter the c nts

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    Viewer says:

    Some of the rioters don’t look very English.

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    robbie says:


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    Dunlaggin says:

    Boris arrival imminent.
    High expectation he will call in the Army.
    Helicopter on standby at Bagram Airport.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Welcome to Somalia London ! As i have already posted people are going to die these parasites will kill this has now kicked off in Birmingham
    it’s not a flash in the pan this is here to stay for at least the summer
    these cretins know that all the prisons are full and so they cannot be sent down
    martial l law needs to be imposed NOW a shoot to kill policy for looting needs implementing straight away someone phone Paco’s Bar in Tuscany and get that useless fucker Camoron back here now
    we need action !

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    Alex says:

    “Be inspired by the scenes in #tottenham, and rise up in your own neighbourhood. 100 people in every area = the way we can beat the feds.”

    Approve of that statement do you Jimmy?

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    Thick Twats says:

    Do they not realise that all the mobile phones the nick are traceable from the second they use them?

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    Alex says:

    What, so chav scum can play truant all year round?

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    The real threat. says:

    If Blair could send tanks to Heathrow why can’t Dave send tanks to Brixton?

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    BOREDNOW says:

    Expect more front-line cops up and down the country to put forward a motion to their respective federations for the dissolve-ment of Labour’s Human Rights act.

    Think about it. Police will be happy , the public and victims will be happy , Lefties and labour will be cast aside. People want justice and they want it now.

    Interesting point if the death penalty was in effect. Then if Mark Duggan did shoot an Officer and killed him, if taken alive he would hopefully have been the first to go.
    Pity it was not in front of an audience.

    This is the catalyst that comes I know people who do not walk the streets at night because of the black and asian gangsta crap . They are labelled by Mp’s as racist , I prefer the term “realist”.

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    Some people are in for a surprise says:

    A Magistrates Court I was at dealt with 6 ‘overflow’ cases this afternoon (case management is being handled from Highbury Magistrates, where 5 District judges also looked at about 70 cases but they co9uldn’t handle everything).

    At least 4 of the defendants have had their cases sent to Crown Courts because the sentencing powers of for ‘commercial burglary’ was not considered sufficient given the context. Looting, was mostly charged under S9 of the Theft Act at this stage, though no doubt other charges can be added in due course. It can be punished with up to 10 years.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Deportation to Peckham! A fate worse than fate!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The Hackney parking wardens are hardcore.

    I’d only been on the double yellow lines for 5 minutes and I’ve come back to find my car burnt out

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    issac hunt says:

    There is a elephant on the bbc in hackney, oh no its diane abbot gobbing off about dissadvantaged young people.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Red Ken defending the rioting scum on bbc “they have no future this government should do this they should do that This government is so out of touch ! a generation is not fourteen fucking months you dopey communist twat !
    Diane Fatbott now sticking her fuckin fat arse in to the camera
    oh it’s because there is no jobs or investment in this area
    13 years as opposed to 13 months you fat useless whore !

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    Black is Black says:

    Red Ken on the BBC blaming government cuts.

    WTF? Yhe cuts have not started yet

    Anyway how do cut backs justify school age yoofs looting shops and setting fire to buildings and cars?

    And why are the media not mentioning the B (black) word?

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    nell says:

    sunny and ken’s mega trougher leejasper think the current looters are akin to ukuncut.

    except the ukuncut rioters were from bliar type millionaire homes and the current one’s are from gordon type welfare benefit homes where even the parents have never worked and have lived handsomely off the state in socialist heaven for at least 13 years.

    I love how they call them unemployed when they’ve never had a job in their lives and never wanted one!!

    What a fantastic wasteful, useless purposeless thing this socialism is!!!!

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    Jimmy says:

    Of course not you silly person. I do remember in my younger days believing that Joe Strummer really did have the answers. You grow out of it. That’s the difference. McIntyre will probably grow out of it. Wallace will probably always be a sanctimonious prick. The only consolation is his complaint is at almost certainly sitting in the same “filing cabinet” with Guido’s Piers Morgan “dossier”. Why is it always tories who assume that Babylon have nothing better to do?

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    I think I’ve sussed what the real cause for the violence was.

    Cammers was snapped hugging that waitress in Tuscany this weekend, wasn’t he. Well, the hoodies must have seen the pics and now they feel all rejected.

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    Somalian says:

    Do you mind! We have law and order here

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    100 kiloton nuclear warhead says:

    There is an obvious solution to this problem.

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Am I the only one who would actually be quite happy to see the military on the streets?

    I’d trust them to deal with the fuckers and let the decent folk get home a hell of a lot more than plod.

    Although I do have respect for those who stand with riot sheilds, a baton and no firearm in areas full of gun crime, I don’t have respect for their methods, decision-making-skills or tactics.

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    Post hoc says:

    Ilford and Croydon now = the police can’t be expected to deal with all this – a concerted attempt to de-stabilise our society. parents get your kids off the streets and if not, be prepared to face the consequences if they are involved. Time for army or militia.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Osborne has probably got a couple of Moroccan rent boys stuck up his Chutney

  230. 230
    Observer says:

    In the good old days, the authorities would have read the Riot Act and brought in the Army.

  231. 231
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Croyden is in flames !
    Thats it a Tory area being burned
    Dave will be back tomorrow !

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    Anonymous says:

    Just watched some female govt minister on her high horse spouting stuff to the effect that “these criminals will be tried and jailed if found guilty.”

    FFS-her and the other 650 odd thieves and criminals presently inhabiting the Houses of parliament were recently found out to be the biggest liars and thieves of all!! And-what happened to them? Precisely NOWT!

    “Lessons will be learnt- we will have public enquiries” etc etc…….

    Bollocks to you mimister-one law for the priviliged and one law for all the other plebs!

    Wake up FFS you softy southerners!!

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    If you’re the real Billy, that’s a worthy winner of a caption contest, old bean! :-D

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    eeu to me says:

    Seems to be a lot of balding school age yoofs being naughty tonight.

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    Ex-Labour voter says:

    It’s not been a total failure – maybe we’d pondered what it would be like to live in Mogadishu but we didn’t fancy making the trip, and now we don’t have to – Labour’s unfettered immi gration policy imported Mogadishu to Britain.

    Different geography, same people.

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    John Bellingham says:

    I have been closely watching Sky and BBC coverage, the only definite whites that I have seen directly involved in the rioting are a couple of women with strange coloured hair and a lot of white people taking photographs.

    OOPs Croydon’s on fire–,but then, that might be a cultural statement

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    Ex-Labour voter says:

    Solution: 8pm – 8am curfew. Armed police on streets shooting anything with a scarf over its face.

    Problem sorted.

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    Basil Fawlty says:

    Shhhh! You said “black” once, but I think you got away with it!

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    BOREDNOW says:

    Hopefully the order comes through …. Wipe them out… All of them.

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    Ex-Labour voter says:

    Croydon can’t be Tory, surely? It’s a shit-hole.

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    Action Time says:

    Somebody is going to get killed. These yobs do not realise that their arson attacks have now gone beyond a bit of fun.

    The cops have also got to realise that their stand off tactics are PATHETIC!!!!!! Now is not a time for kid gloves.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    + 1000,000,000 give me a gun i’ll show them how to do it !

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    Milla says:

    Time to call a curfew. It’s like Resident Evil 5 out there.

    Where’s my pump action?

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    Ichabod says:

    We haven’t had any riots in Welshpool yet. But then we dont have many of them darkies. How come someone fancied that Abbott thing enough to screw it and give her a kid ? I mean come off it; round here we’d shag anything at times, but Diane Abbott….

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    Breaking Britain Completely says:

    Huge buildings in Camden totally alight, looks like a war zone, pull your finger out Cameron, get the bloody army on the streets!!!

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    Ex-Labour voter says:

    The Russians once tested an atom bomb that was so powerful it sent shockwaves around the planet, twice. The blast was so big, that had it detonated over central London the fireball would have incinerated Brighton, 50 miles to the south.

    We want a few of those. If the Russians still have them, we should buy them.

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    Friend of Murdoch says:

    So you want to fuck with Uncle Rupert do you?

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    Olympics Committee 2012 says:

    Oh Fuck!!

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    Podge says:

    I’d call it a ‘window of opportunity’

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    THE RIOT ACT says:

    1) Order a Curfew
    2) Call in the Army
    3) Bring in water cannon
    4) Suspend Yooman Rights
    5) Anyone convicted must face at least 10 years

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    There are tubes to Peckham and Lewisham? What for?

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Richad Ottaway Con Croydon south
    Gavin Barwell Con Croydon central
    Malcolm Wicks Lab Croydon north

    two out of three !

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    Camoron says:

    Oh do fuck off you drama queen, its a few guys at most running around letting a bit of steam off, it’ll all blow over in the morning.

    Toodle pip old bean!

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    Military Coup Now says:


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    District 9 says:

    At least there’ll be plenty of space for shanty towns once they pull all those burnt buildings.

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    AC1 says:

    Some? Most.

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    Ichabod says:

    Do you remember, last year, the pictures of the Met’s finest running away from a bunch of M*sl*m protestors–extended retreat too, it made you ashamed to be a white Btit.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Massive fires spreading no fire brigade anywhere in sight in Croydon
    fucking disgusting !

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    Ex-Labour voter says:

    Whoa – the areas going up in smoke pretty-much deserved to be wiped-off the map anyway. Cesspits, all of them.

    The important thing is: (a) hope the firestorm destroys the housing stock, (b) don’t rebuild and (c) hope this coming winter is really really cold.

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    AC1 says:

    They’ll thin down very fast now the looter have burnt their food supply (Greggs).

  262. 262
    AC1 says:

    Maybe you are watching in BBC-o-matic?

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    Bastards says:

    Clapham Junction being looted now. Hope they leave my coffee shop alone, couldn’t do without my Capuccino on the way to the bank.

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    Ichabod says:

    I think, young man, that you’ve been watching too many trashy films. I dont think Lady Thatcher said anything remotely like ‘greed is good’. Been reading too much Laurie Penny as well I would imagine.

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    eeu to me says:

    London’s burning is on Aljazeera as well, Gaddafi and the nut in Syria must be pissing themselves laughing.

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    AC1 says:

    Every time a police officer shoots a rioter he is promoted and given a pay rise.

    Riot solved.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Clapham Junction now going up
    Not One Copper in Sight !
    as per sky !

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    Dave is coming home says:

    As far as I know the reading of the Riot Act is still an available tool.

    It should be read and I am just sick of these Labour people justifying this violence.

    News Flash
    Dave is coming home.

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    Somali Refugee says:

    Croyden burns to the ground. A win-win situation.

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    AC1 says:

    The SWP have a hand IMHO.

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    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Dave is cutting short his hols.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hire a few Israeli contractors – they seem to be good at building walls in double quick time. Encircle Haringey, Hackney etc with 50ft of concrete (none of that metric shite) and lob in the daisy cutters.

    Problem solved.

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    Gonk says:

    40 years of indulging substandard low life
    scum coming home to roost.
    Get a big fucking bat out right now and
    start swinging. Otherwise they’ll burn
    the whole lot down.

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    robbie says:

    just think what it will do to house prices :O !!!!!

    You’ll never see those two twats from Homes under the Hammer ever again.

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    misterned says:

    Almost all. There are a few fuckwit “white gangstas” but most are ethnics

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    joescotus says:

    coz thez bleck innit

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    A Gentleman Rioter says:

    Is it worth one switching from Titanic to The Street Party Channel?

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    Dave Call me Useless Cameron Phew sam it's hot here ! says:

    Phew SamCam it’s a trifle hot here on this beach !
    Aye up Dave Yer gert lummox tiz not as hot as it is in Croydon
    yer daft hapeth !

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    Switch off Twitter and facebook says:

    I’m glad Dave is coming back. Some fucker has to order the cops to actually do something rather than watching on.

    I hope he also calls in the Army, orders a curfew and emergency measures.

    These people must feel the full weight of the law and be exempt from the human rights stuff.

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    Ex-Labour voter says:

    Noooo! Think of the trainspotters!

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    Crikey says:

    The stand off is because the police have been conditioned and bullied into doing little or nothing against certain groups. If they so much as frown at one of these thieves the picture will be on the front page of the grauniad in the morning.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Ha ha ha Cameron is now coming home overnight
    i told you , burn one tory area and you just might get a response !
    Wanker !

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    PC Plod says:

    We are doing something, actually – we’re block-booking health and safety equality diversity awareness anger management courses. Thank you very much.

  285. 285
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Can’t someone direct them to the BBC TV center ;-)

  286. 286
    Pickled Wizard says:

    Make sure its th lower part – the upper trench still has better views and retains its value

  287. 287
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Perhaps he’s coming back to hug them.

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    Jess The Dog says:

    What a joke. Tom Watson’s calling for the recall of Parliament. To do what, exactly? Invoke Military Aid to the Civil Power? Troops on the streets? This’ll fizzle out once the cops have lifted enough of the scum and there’s nowhere else to loot. This has been coming to a head for a while, and it isn’t race and poverty related (Blackberries FFS!) … it’s low-level drug-related criminality and violence that’s been tolerated for far too long. It may also be a tipping point for communities to grass up the scum rather than turning away from the police after so many years of suspicion (not exactly unjustified either).

  289. 289
    James the Cat says:

    Reports coming in of a possible shooting in Chapeltown Leeds as crowds start to gather in the area.

  290. 290
    Anonymous says:

    Exactly ! Hope it’s permanent. Cut the fuckers adrift and let them wallow in their own detritus.

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  292. 292
    WVM says:

    No there’s an idea!


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    BOREDNOW says:

    Guido since you were instrument in identifying the student rioters , maybe you would like to follow with this?

    Londoners: Help the Met Police
    Statement from the Met Police follows. We wouldn’t normally hold truck with grassing people up… but these exceptional scenes of criminality merit an exception.

    If you know who has been involved in the criminality that has seen people’s homes and livelihoods destroyed, report them.

    Met Police: “Our officers are out on duty across London, and we have extra resources policing the Capital. We will continue with this additional policing for as long as is necessary.

    “Let me make it clear that people who are using current events as an excuse or cover to break the law, steal, attack police officers and cause fear to Londoners will not be tolerated by the vast majority of Londoners and us.

    “Our investigation, which is massive in scope, is continuing. We are liaising with businesses and communities across London, including at a borough level to keep people up to date with what we are doing.

    “I would ask Londoners if you know anything that may help us please get in touch with us via 020 8345 4142.”

  294. 294
    misterned says:

    Yeah, it is terrible that this baby eating tory government wilfully impede the human rights of gangstas to shoot police officers……

    …..In BBC land.

    All this multi-culti cockocracy has finally and inevitably turned to shit. Thanks a fucking bunch labour, the BBC, the Guardian and all you other fucking retarted backwards economically illiterate twatting useless bunch of treasonous lefty fuckwits. You call this PROGRESS? You fuckwits are not progressive, you are repressive!

    “Lets rub their noses in diversity”

    Yeah that fucking worked out well didn’t it? YOU LEFTY DUMB FUCKS!

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    Not if his old boating pal mandlebum of fondleknob got there first

  296. 296
    Anonymous says:

    I think that quote was from Diane Abbott at the All You Can Eat Buffet.

  297. 297
    John Bellingham says:

    I thought that Clapham had become quite smart these days?

    As for a solution. The Government has the power to call a State of Emergency. Under such a rule all of the willy-wanker legal procedures, yooman rights crap, access to legal aid, limited time for incarceration etc. are suspended. The MIlitary is allowed to aid the civil power and both military and police are indemnified against civil action brought by those later convicted of an offence.
    Any of the several military bases recently evacuated could be used for detention and an in-situ court established.
    Three weeks–all cleared up. David Cameron hero.

    Oh dear! I must have dropped off–I was having such a nice dream.

  298. 298
    Podge says:

    Via Ed Balls abode I hope

  299. 299
    The Observer says:

    Strangely I have never understood why water cannons with hard wearing skin dye are not used.
    Of course these red / yellow / blue monkey idiots will initially wear it as a badge of courage; but even their limited brain power will soon realise that people with completely shun them – and then PC plod will visit them and their family. Ho Ho Ho.
    Also where are they getting the Blackberries, they are not cheap – fell off a lorry hey!

  300. 300
    Pickled Wizard says:

    rioting in glasgow is called clearin’ up

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    nell says:

    So why is it that labour has managed in 13 years to develop whole swathes of the english born and bred poplulation who can’t read and write and don’t want to work?

    most of UKuncut, latest rioters, extreme left and extreme right, never bothered to get an education, never bothered to get a job and settled comfortably into living off labour’s generous welfare benefit provisions.

    Why is that?

    And I hope georgie porgie is going to do something about it real soon!!

  302. 302
    Anonymous says:

    That is the real sadness. Everyone knew that this Diversity crap was just crap and people would exploit it to their own ends. But anyone who said so was shouted down and their career trashed.

    There was a time when the Law was all about human nature and how that nature needed controlling. Sadly, dangerously, in recent years the law has been twisted to tolerate the darker side.

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    Jess The Dog says:

    What exactly could the Army do? Fix bayonets? Fire live ammunition? That’s a joke. This is containable and will fizzle out. Rioters need their sleep after all, and can only nick so much. Kick various doors in at 5am and drag them to the cells, after this has died down.

  304. 304
    The Observer says:

    If its Bring Back Communism it is bound to be edited to their PC agenda. What is on You Tube is more relevent.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Who will light the olympic torch ?

    I nominate Denzil Otongebong from Tottenham he seems shit hot with the flames !

  306. 306
    The Observer says:

    And the cyanide in the wallpaper will be double strength.

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    BOREDNOW says:

    Just been sent a video of a squad in a riot van heading to one of the hotspots.

    “Fuck the Human Rights Act” , “Fuck equality” , Fuck Diversity” “Fuck Health & safety” yeeeeeeahhhhhh!

    Someone is going to meet them tonight and they will wish they had not.

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    MrAngry61 says:

    Churchill would be toting a shotgun to show affinity with the Police.

    Cameron’s no Churchill…

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    Ichabod – be worried – you can buy the necessary off the internet, so think carefully where you last had an outdoor kneetrembler…. (they collect you know)

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    nell says:

    Any decent family at the moment will be at the seaside .

    No caring family with children will be anywhere near these looters.

    The only people left in the city will be criminals and socialists.

    Time for a holiday, decent caring family folks.

  311. 311
    annette curton says:

    +10, might join in myself.

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    BOREDNOW says:

    Surrounded by Lateshia and Zawana.

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    misterned says:

    Stephen, could you be so kind as to find me the exact date and location or publication in which Baroness Thatcher allegedly made that quote?

    I will bet that you cannot and for a very good reason. She never said it. It is a myth perpetuated by left wing liars for many years now.

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    The Observer says:

    Getting lower every year. It was about 60% local but the PC element is keeping it out of the news.

  315. 315
    Breaking Britain Completely says:

    The army are riot trained and have riot gear.

  316. 316
    The Observer says:

    Regressive is a better word for them.

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    food supply? you’re talking about anniversary food there mate – they have to show a girl a good time every now and then – you cant live on KFC – sometimes the occasion simply demands …

  318. 318
    misterned says:

    Yes she who said that the ratings agencies supporting our economic plan and the tories being proud of our retaining our AAA rating made her feel physically sick.

    No bias there then /sarc.

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    Anonymous says:

    If I live in Alice Springs does that make me a bad mother?.

  320. 320
    Nicholas says:

    Cab driver tells me that it’s now kicked off in Woolwich too.

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    De Chief Huntstable just said that parents should know where their children are
    well i know where mine are
    i got four in Tower Hamlets wid me Julie
    as got free in Hammersmith wid me Shazzer
    five in Islington wid Kiley and i fink iz got free or four wiv me rozza down in Acton
    an if dey donna bring me a flatty an some wicked trainers i iz gonna slap de little fuckers for not doin as dey is told innit !

  322. 322
    Anonymous says:

    Only one thing for it, if plod are not up to the job send the army in.

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    AndyJailsoon says:

    Dave and his cockalition, slashed met numbers, cut back the fire service, screwed their pension, encourage the Daily Mail neo con nutters to attack the cops daily….and yet the neo con loons expect these people on the front line to be their boot boys……….get real loons

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    save money on the daisy cutters – after the wall leave them – they have shown their values and how they would prefer to live

  325. 325
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Fuckin hell i wish i owned a “Huddie” shop !

  326. 326
    AndyJailsoon says:

    …..who cut the fire service.

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    I feel safer already says:

    The battle of Hackney was won on the playing fields of Eton.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    why do you think the police are doing nothing !
    they are trying to prove the point that with the cuts
    they are under staffed and can’t cope just like the student riots etc !

  329. 329
    Tacitus says:

    The BBC have even been supporting Quadaffi in a back handed way.
    Their reporters openly stated what manpower and weapons the “rebels” held in their area so that Quadaffi’s children could simply listen and learn from their comments.
    Thatcher stopped this astonishing treason in the Falklands, but this government has yet to wake up to this, and many other biased facts.

  330. 330
    MrAngry61 says:

    So tie him to his wheelchair…

  331. 331
    Dirk Diggler says:

    How many English have brown skin and massive lips you scotch prick.

  332. 332
    AndyJailsoon says:

    Parliament WILL be recalled….your point neo con Met police job cutter

  333. 333
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, I say go in while they’ve got the chance and hurt the fuckers.

  334. 334
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    if we had the right to bear arms
    then this would not happen as we would have the right to defend our property !

  335. 335
    Jerusalem says:

    Yes they are and do, same goes for the Navy. Just to add that training is for riots on foreign soil.

    Don’t suppose the politicians would admit that many parts of London are actually foreign soil these days.

  336. 336
    Gordon's done it again says:

    And the stupid bitch won’t send her boyah to a state school.

  337. 337
    BOREDNOW says:

    Tonights lesson of educashun.

    Just seen a picture of two Girls raiding a local afro-carribean hair salon. with Hair weaves , extensions etc in a shopping trolley.

    Maybe they actually use the salon and are known by the staff?

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    The Pendant says:

    Contract out their “accommodation” to the prison camps in the diamond regions in Zimbabwe on the understanding that they keep them alive but only just. That should sort them out toot sweet.

  339. 339
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off Jonty you loon bucket.

  340. 340
    AndyJailsoon says:

    Rioters in ISLINGTON, Guido its time for you to evacuate back to Eire

  341. 341
    joescotus says:

    how do you get it so right

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Bloomin’ hear, hear, Nell.

    There was a fantastic ex-chief policeman interviewed on BBC News earlier (probably won’t be invited back), who bludgeoned them for using the term “protesters”, and said they were people who’d never had a job, were ill-educated, would never have a job, were living on benefits, and were trying to steal as much as they could.

    I wish I could shake his hand…

  343. 343
    MrAngry61 says:

    Cancel JobSeekers Allowance and open soup kitchens…

  344. 344
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    The police say they have 1400 officers on duty !
    FFS thats it then we are fucked
    1400 out of 38,000 officers
    maybe the other 36,600 are on holiday protection duty abroad with our
    government ministers


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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    An interesting early evening for me.

    After sweating it out in the gym I spent a couple of hours in my local pub. It is a traditional south London boozer having succumbed neither to the braying tossers that infect places like Clapham or the shell suited moronic chavs that corrupt many other pubs.

    The clientele is mixed in terms of race and age although tending towards the older end. It is definitely working class though. Throughout my shortish stay TV coverage of the problems in London were showing on several TVs – at that point in the evening it was largely in Hackney and Lewisham.

    It is a friendly place and comments were being tossed around the room whilst we watched cars burn and brain dead morons throwing bottles at the police.

    In the 2 hours I was there I did not hear the following things mentioned once:

    Poverty , hunger, global economic crisis, cuts, unemployment, police brutality, race, David Cameron , George Osborne, Ed Miliband, Ken Livingstone or Boris Johnson.

    The only complaints I heard and heard them frequently were that the police response to the violence and criminality is not robust enough. More than once I heard the suggestion that water cannon, tear gas or rubber bullets are used to clear the streets of the scum. Even more frequently I heard the sentiment that the police need to go in and give these people a good hiding.

    I know this is anecdotal but it seems to me that the political smokescreen being thrown up by people like Ken Livingstone is a long way away from the sentiment of the 95% of us who are law abiding and hard working. I haven’t heard anyone other than lefty media twats trying to justify the anarchy in some parts of London at all.

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    nell says:

    Decent mothers make sure their children are safe, happy, well fed and properly educated.

    They can be in the desert, on a ship at sea, by the seaside, in the countryside .

    Doesn’t matter. They’ll be safe, happy, well fed and properly educated. That’s the bottom line.

    bliar’s and brown’s socialism was only concerned with making sure that people could eat loadsajunk food, layabed for most of the day, never exercise, never go to work and have loadsamoney off the state to buy alco ho ol , for bet ting and to put into isa’s!

  347. 347
    Anon says:

    One of them is an Apache pilot. There could be a very useful mission for him in Zone 1 this evening…

  348. 348
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Polly Toynbee lives in Clapham.

    BTW Clapham Junction is actually in Battersea not Clapham.

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    MrAngry61 says:

    More likely it’s the result of 13 years of PC corrosion, where ‘Response’ is a small fraction of all of the Police officers on the payroll.

    When most PCs are deskbound 925ers, the remaining blue line is very thin indeed…

  350. 350
    John Bellingham says:

    Don’t cry for Comet Digital. If you look at their annual report you will see that they will be glad of the insurance money.

  351. 351
    yoo hoo it's me gordy says:

    You seem to have a fukin short term memory, the fire brigades were screwed by Liebour 3 years ago , see back issues of this blog, Liebour have been screwing plod for years how about the fat cow 10 bellies not giving them a pay rise and stuffing them with paperwork, get a grip and try something else as your comment hasn’t work, the Daily Mail who gives a toss.

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    NELL nice but DIM says:

    You are a total nutter
    maybe there are many decent families who can’t afford a holiday and maybe their kids are tucked up in bed and not rioting
    just because they are not on holiday or can’t afford one does not make them bad people
    you are everything that is wrong with the Tory party !

    NUTTER !

  353. 353
    Gonk says:

    They’d have to re-light it twice,
    then fall over scaling the steps and
    finally have a cat fight over some disrespectful

  354. 354
    NELL nice but DIM says:

    Blair and Brown are history you bloody nut job !

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    What is it with ‘EFNIKS’ and plasma TV’s? Is there some sort of white man’s magic that these fuckwits think it gives then?

    Do they grind them up like Rhino horn to give them a boner or something?

    Every ‘efnik’ I’ve seen looking has been carrying on away under his arm.

  356. 356
    nell says:

    Trouble is Sweetie. You are working class.

    The /looters/rioters/socialists on the street are well….socialists living off the state. Never worked a day in their lives.

    And they believe that “everything should be given to them, nothing should be earned” –that is the sociialist principle!!

  357. 357
    Foxgoose says:


    This is the BBC Home Service

    Good evening.

    Today many areas of the capital have experienced severe outbreaks of vibrant cultural enrichment accompanied by spasmodic community redistribution of footwear, jewellery and electronic equipment.

    Please endeavour to keep calm, carry on and remember – careless talk costs lives.


  358. 358
    joescotus says:

    im in despair johann has not pontificated on current events…sorry i forgot our johann is uberfucked.

  359. 359
    AndyJailsoon says:


  360. 360
    MrAngry61 says:

    Nowadays there’s the RAF…

    (Storm Shadow on Wardor Street etc)

  361. 361
    BOREDNOW says:

    Police van just rammed a car full of youths with cans of petrol looking for expensive property and high powered expensive sports cars to burn around a more afluent area in London.

    Public shouting “shoot them” even though they are on the deck being cuffed.

    Multiculturalism offcially Dead in London.

  362. 362
    The Pendant says:

    I thought it was Melvyn?

  363. 363
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    So now we’re told that the Blackberry Messenger service is to be shut off to help the Police.Hmm, what next, the internet as well, just like Iran or north Korea.

    Perhaps the plods would be better off emptying a magazine of 9mm into the crowd of scum instead?

  364. 364
    Anon says:

    They must have…. these fucking idiots couldnt organise shit like this across 5 London Boroughs, simultaneously. Most of these fucking monkeys are so territorial, they never go outside their own areas. So, how the fuck are they going to be in contact with other gangs in other boroughs? They wouldnt know them if they fell over them.

    Round up the SWP fuckers and put em in front of a firing squad.

  365. 365
    Elgin's lost his marbles says:

    Riot cops got stuck in against the Countryside Lot, even though they weren’t rioting. They did disagree with Mr Blair though, which is clearly more serious to a copper.

  366. 366
    somewhere over the rainbow says:

    This is the BBC.

    Multiculturalism and diversity have proved to be a great success, as gangs of all colours and creeds take to the streets to riot, loot, pillage and burn.

    And now the weather with Jutinder Amrollywallah.

  367. 367
    AndyJailsoon says:

    YEAH … BROWNS fault…..what a fecking nutter you are…apologist. No cops. fire service…and why…CUTS

  368. 368
    Tuscany Ed says:

  369. 369
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    That will be the Guardian/BBC lot shouting shoot them who will not like the idea of their Porches or Range Rovers being trashed by the ‘efnik’ scum, they should stick to setting fire to evil Tories.

  370. 370
    That's News says:

    Jody, Jody, Jody.

  371. 371
    Anon says:

    Chill out Ned, the fuckers’ll soon change their minds when the little darlings with their bricks and bottles turn up on their own doorsteps in fucking Hampstead and Highgate. In fact,it makes you wonder why they havent done so already… you thinking what I’m thinking?

  372. 372
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Yep. They are probably helping to orchestrate it with their chums from UKunHunt.

    Labour proved over 13 years that they are the Party of the police state, like so many other delightful socialist regimes throughout history.

    The police want their old red chums back. I say fvck the lot of them they deserve each other.

    Let me own my own gun and I’ll defend myself, my property and my family. No need for bent useless coppers!

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    nell says:

    Why are we letting these socialist /looter/ rioter/ graudian indy readers/welfare benefit troughers make such idiots of our police?

    It’s time to say we’ve had enough – go get a job !!

  374. 374
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Listening to AlJaBeeba you would think the victims are the rioting and looting scum.

    Complete fucking disgrace the way the old bill have not got their shit together, probably due to too many years of seat polishing, pencil pushing and tip toeing around ‘elf & safety obstacles.

  375. 375
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Red Ed can come back and say “Milly Dowler” to the Cameras 1000 times.

  376. 376
    The Pendant says:

    Funny how Red Ken and Red Ed are totally silent?
    Expect Ed to do the usual hand wringing and blaming Thatcher etc when he has finished reading his books on leadership.

  377. 377
    Unreliable Informant says:

    Where was that then?

  378. 378
    Elgin's lost his marbles says:

    Mrs Thatcher repealed the common law offence of Riot, in 1986, after the Miners Strike.

  379. 379
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Because the plods are full of idle Guardian reading diversity ‘efnik’ moronic twats.

  380. 380
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    well said sir /madam/err lady !

  381. 381
    AndyJailsoon says:

    Hilarious….. during Blair and Browns reign, the cops WERE heavy handed and firm. and all you neo cons loons complained about civil liberties ( David Davies et al ). You complained about Blair Brown authoritarian style…..seems they were right then

  382. 382
    Post hoc says:

    Milliband deserves to choke on his own hypocracy. He was one of the team responsible for all this.

  383. 383
    Walthamstow Resident says:

    My experience too.

  384. 384
    Ghost of Winnie says:

    The British public have upto yet not realised what a shithole this country has become, being mainly engineered by labour. If this riot does not wake them up then nothing will.

  385. 385
    Auto-Industrialist says:

    Maybe they work there and have decided to enter the world of self-employment

  386. 386
    Legal Eagle says:

    Various people inc PLOD and Teresa May-not have said the perpetrators of the rioting can expect long jail terms and the full force of the law when caught. As a significant number of the rioters are below criminal age of responsibility, how will that be achieved?

    Perhaps the army is required to bring law and order back to London etc?

  387. 387
    AndyJailsoon says:

    Poor Sammy poos…. She was going to have the lobster on the terrace this evening.

  388. 388
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    FFS only three days have gone bye and little Ed has his finger on the pulse ,
    Sorry ,Up his arse !
    Somebody must have rolled him over to apply the sun tan lotion to his brain
    in his trunks !

  389. 389
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    I do work and so on that basis am working class. On the other hand I am post-degree educated and earn many multiples of the average wage – class warriors would most definitely have me as upper middle class. I’m quite happy in the company of anyone interesting and articulate though so my local suits me just fine as there are many who fit those requirements.

  390. 390
    Gonk says:

    I don’t care where these people live.
    I don’t care about their human rights.
    I don’t care what they think, hope, say.
    I want them to be forced to have respect
    for law and order and other people’s property.
    I hate them and all their apologist, lethal, fraudulent,
    thieving, political scum friends.

  391. 391
    The Pendant says:

    The only people using the word “black” are black people themselves.
    The bbc are totally lost and interviewing people who state that the police were not there or only in the distance.
    Elf and Safty and their own cowardice means that no one reports from the front line in spite of them having many minorities working in the bbc.

  392. 392
    Anon says:

    Oh do fuck off you attention seeking mentally ill fuckwit.

  393. 393
    That's News says:

    Ichabod, Mae hi wedi cael bronnau mawr ‘n glws, er. Gallech fynd ar goll rhyngddynt! Mmmm! :)

  394. 394
    Time to face facts says:

    So there you go. Trevor Phillips, Lee jasper, Diane Abbot, Chuka Umunna, David Lammy and all, were just full of SHIT.

    And did we not all know it, except that we were not allowed to say so?

    Let’s have an open debate where we can actually challenge political taboos.

    But why to goodness aren’t the police doing anything?

  395. 395
    Keith 'Rommel' Chegwin says:

    Martial law & toops on the streets of London within a week

  396. 396
    Anonymous says:

    Nah no need to build walls, just hire the lads that the Isrealis are using to knock off the Iranian scientists……job done and no wall snarling up the roads, god knows the one way system is bad enough as it is.

  397. 397
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    What we are witnessing is the break up off the something for nothing society
    these bone idle fuckers have had 13 years of being handed everything on a plate
    now the tories are going to stop their hand outs they have risen up and decided to help them selves to it !

  398. 398
    Chuka take says:

  399. 399
    Anonymous says:

    Yes but they were very selective about whose civil liberties they intruded upon, preferring to ignore their actual and potential client groups as far as was possible.

  400. 400
    AndyJailsoon says:

    Right wing rags Express and Daily Mail slagging off the Met today. The Tax Payers Alliance ( Tory front stooge organisation ) also got in on the act. All on TV radio and print this morning berating The Met regarding expenses…….and you expect them, The Met, risk their lives….

  401. 401

    Where are all the White kids rioting then ?

  402. 402
    Gonk says:

    No debate. Just really muscular law
    and order. No ifs, no fucking buts.

  403. 403
    Roxy foxy says:

    They certainly kicked the fuck out of the Countryside Alliance protest didn’t they Jonty? How they managed that with one of the only truly peaceful protests in recent times, Blair only knows.

  404. 404
    AndyJailsoon says:

    Nationwide Riots and economic meltdown

    Is this now officially a SUMMER OF DISCONTENT ?

  405. 405

    Dear Mr policeman there will be plenty of good fingerprints on the big flat screen tv in Ladbrooks bookmakers in Clapham
    as two black guys not wearing gloves have just tried to rip it off the wall

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    Post hoc says:

    Have to ask with all the thousands of police there are, why so few on the streets? Surely all police should be capable of dealing with any kind of violence. Big feck up somewhere.

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    Hang 'em really High (own piano wire supplied) says:

    Perhaps not the over-stretched army – just yet.

    Why not call the French riot police over? – they, the Frogs – owe us so much.

    Water canon, tear gas, flash-bangs – should be able to clear just enough space for me to set my stuff up and make a start.

  408. 408
    The Pendant says:

    Guess who keeps this PC propaganda going? Yes your very own Pravda network radio and TV called Bring Back Communism sometime called the BBC.
    Tonight they have talking heads discussing how relations can be restored!
    Bloody unbelievable.

  409. 409
    Anonymous says:

    We expect them to protect the public and their property, you know, the mugs who actually pay them their fucking wages. About time for your evening wank over a laminated photo of Ed Milibutt Jonty, you fucking loser.

  410. 410
    Anonymous says:

    They are all in Fortnums with Charlie Gilmour

  411. 411
    Anonymous says:

    Toilets Maguire spouting nonsense on Sky.

  412. 412
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    If only Guido agreed

  413. 413

    1400 on duty out of 38,000 unforgivable ! there are also 36,000 community support officers in London
    a full quarter of all Britains police supposedly work in London
    looting going on unopposed in many parts of the capitol
    this is a joke
    if nothing gets done this will spread like the plague across the country !

  414. 414
    Anonymous says:

    I bet Piers Moron started all this to take the heat off him. He’s the sort of twat who’d have a Blackberry

  415. 415
    Sharon, - or it may be Waynetta, - or even Chantelle says:


    Wot yer torkin bart? oi ain’t done nuffin wrong didI?

    Coz oi got 4 kids, – though 3 of ‘em az got the same farva – ee shags orl the bints rarnd ‘ere – he gave me a good seein to – he fucks the whole street – lotsa benfet innit? ‘n a flat ‘n telly ‘n that, kno wot oi meaan?

    Fuck orf!

  416. 416

    Chuka Umunna rights in da bin !

  417. 417
    Anonymous says:

    Dear Dirk Dickhead, I think youl find there are millions on inglish who fit that description. Are you one of the barbarians also ?

  418. 418
    Tom Baldwin's Liebour Ajax supplier says:

    13 years of Education, Education, Education

    Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime…

    Thanks for the legacy liebour…the children of bliar…makes you so proud.

  419. 419
    Mr Nobody says:

    * If it WERE savers, not “if it WAS”

    If you are going to argue the toss on here, at least learn to speak your mother tongue correctly.

  420. 420

    fuck them all – the bleeding heart, hand wringing toe-rags, and brown and bliar and all the socialshit scum!

  421. 421
    BBC-News says:

    All the ones who are wearing gloves and have their faces totally coved are the white kids.

  422. 422
    Anonymous says:

    To drunk to fly. He is more of a street fighter than a pilot.

  423. 423
    Mr Nobody says:

    Who spent the money we needed for the fire service? Who borrowed the money upon which our children and grandchildren will have to pay interest instead of funding the fire service, NHS, police and everything else we need?


  424. 424
    Anon says:

    Theres next to no fucking army left, Blair sent ‘em all to war around the world, Gordon strangled their funding and emasculated their leaders and Cameron’s busy making them redundant!

    We hardly have any army left!!

  425. 425
    What a surprise says:

    Croydon trending on twitter as croyden. Not sure whether
    to blame Labour or Billy.

  426. 426
    BBC-News says:

    It’s about the cuts

  427. 427
    somewhere over the rainbow says:

    At least with London burnt to a cinder, it will look more like home to a lot of the lovely immigrants there. You’ve got to laugh, but there’s probably some poor fucking Latvian who’s got a state of the art 52″ Flat Screen 3D TV, with nowhere to plug the fucker in. When is the heartless British government gonna start installing electric sockets in park benches and in shop doorways FFS?

  428. 428
    Mr Nobody says:

    Who spent the money meaning that generations to come won’t have the money for a fire service? Who borrowed recklessly and ensured our children and grandchildren will be paying off debts before they can afford a better fire service, NHS or police?


  429. 429
    Penny Red says:

    Laurie Penny cannot go rioting as she already has her iPhone 4, and her iPad2, and her iPod, and her Macbook Pro.
    However if these events would have taken place in september then maybe she might have felt an outrage that encourages the poor into rioting.

  430. 430
    Ya get me, blud says:

    Eyewitnesses in Croydon and Peckham describe them as warzones. How can they tell the difference?

  431. 431
    Anonymous says:

    Er, but there haven’t been any cuts.

  432. 432
    Be afraid be very afraid says:

    By the way, the Dow Jones closed down 5.5% tonight.

  433. 433
    N G says:

    Home Office quoted as saying that police response to riots has been appropriate. Pathetic!

  434. 434
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Ken Whittington spouting the usual shite on NN!! Al-Beeba’s favourtie ‘London Expert’ ! Cnut!

  435. 435
    Tom Baldwin's Liebour Ajax supplier says:

    hope they have ramps in prison for his wheelchair the dumb little fuck…

    no escape the shower room quickly when you drop the soap.

    fucking dumb tool

  436. 436
    Don't say golliwog says:

    If you can’t even spell English you’re unlikely to get much credibility round here. More time in literacy classes and less time dealin’ and you might have learned to spell ye fuckwit.

    Whilst I’m here I assume the ethnic ‘inglish you’re talking about are those upstanding subjects of Liz that cheer on Pakistan or the Windies at Lords? Lord Tebbit the bicycle please!

  437. 437
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Chuka’s head is so far up Ed Balls’ arse I’m surprised he can hear the Molotov cocktails exploding on Streatham High Rd.

    Mind you with the Somalians battling the Jamaicans along there it’s going to be tough for the shirtlifters who want to get into the local Chariots sauna.

  438. 438
    Saffron says:

    Welcome to multi culture in Britain.
    My daughters and son do not riot they work hard for a living and pay their dues.
    When I see the spoon fed tossers who are at it now with their left wing brainwashers spouting utter crap it makes me despair.
    A previous blogger made the point of a military coup,I second that.
    We have right now useless politico’s of whatever colour,who know what public opinion is on many issues,but they aint interested.
    A military coup on the other hand would only be interested in restoring order and then handing power back to a parliament who where accountable and not corrupt.
    Remember Cromwell and think well on what he did you politico’s,you are not immovable.

  439. 439
    Anonymous says:

    No change there then.

  440. 440
    AndyJailsoon says:

    Holy cow. Tory representative on Newsnight is Shaun Bailey,Daves big soicety loser. How is the charity commissions investigation in to Baileys organisation going these days. Cant account for 16K of donations

  441. 441
    Shit ---> Fan says:

    We seem to be getting 5%ish day by day, it all adds up I guess. :(

  442. 442
    7.62 mm Minigun says:

    Sorry, that’s a complete No-No. The accommodation on board HM ships does not meet prison standards by far.

    It’s good enough for our Matelots though……..

    NEW barrack blocks at a RAF station had to be re-worked to get them up to prison accommodation standards when the base was closed and turned into a prison……

  443. 443
    Olympics2012 says:

    Welcome to multicultural Britain.

  444. 444
    Red Ken says:

    I don’t care what you say the BBC is right it’s about the cuts.

  445. 445
    Mr Nobody says:

    Druggies and alcoholics. Looting to fund drugs habits. Mindless, random violence with no reason behind it.

    Interesting to see a minority of lefties trying to legitimise this disgusting episode. Some are trying to hijack it, others may even be on the ground orchestrating it. Honest, decent people are having their lives destroyed by this thuggery. Remember, not everybody can afford insurance.

    I feel sorry for the people living in these areas who are trying to do their best under difficult circumstances.

  446. 446
    We! Are! The! People! says:

    Hoots mon! The Manchester polis really taught the trouble makers there a lesson a few years back!

  447. 447
    engineerbob says:

    labour- by spending all the money to buy votes- that’s who.

  448. 448
    BBC 1 Xtra says:

    ‘Urban’ culture is primarily a celebration of criminality. We welcome your licence fee.

  449. 449
    Enoch Powell Was Right says:

    Bet Enoch is laughing from above

    chin chin

  450. 450
    Enoch Powell says:

    I did warn you.

  451. 451
    BOREDNOW says:

    I don’t think they would not how to spell it … Let alone know what it means? ;)

  452. 452
    Diane Abbott says:

    Too many Tory cuts yer get me mon!

    By da way, we’ll be needing six million of your fines British pounds sterling to rebuild da community init.

    P.S. We is also needing a couple of truck loads of new treeD TV’s, me bros just be loving ‘em yar know!

  453. 453
    engineerbob says:

    Anybody remember what Enoch Powell said?

  454. 454
    John Bellingham says:

    We DO have the right to bear arms. Point six of the English Bill of Right of 1689 “According to our class” (so the property owning class could shoot at the gunless oiks) and “for our own defence” (so not for Catholics to try and restore the Stuarts).
    All of the laws passed since 1903 restricting ownership of firearms contravene the fundamental rights of Englishmen.

  455. 455
    A Fine Tuned Hate Machine says:

    Actually I found De Menzie’s and Ian Tomplisons death pretty funny, I seem to remember it was the guardian wet shit the bed left wingers who where crying about them and the police the most though.

    Nice try at revisionist history and you where almost close but no cigar faggot.

  456. 456
    Silver Command says:

    The Met are probably waiting on the over promoted amongst them to make a decision. Could be some time then.

  457. 457
    Imran says:

    Yo yo, geezer. Me has got 50 DVDs of somefink called Last Tango In Paris. I fink it’s about some bloke who drinks da last can of Tango on sale in Paris. Text me, yeah? I give you a good deal. Safe, blud.

  458. 458
    BOREDNOW says:

    Quote from Twitter.


  459. 459
    Mr Nobody says:

    You won’t want to hear this.

    The economy is growing albeit slowly, Labour’s vast debts are being paid off and our children and grandchildren will not be forced into poverty as a result of Labour’s economic incompetence.

    London – or Gundon – is not nationwide. The majority of people in this country do not even live in cities, never mind a single self-important one in the extreme south-eastern tip of these islands.

  460. 460
    The wizz says:

    Glaswegians! Don’t they walk around dragging their knuckles along the road?

  461. 461
    AndyJailsoon says:

    England Holland Game cancelled

  462. 462
    Tell it like it really is says:

    One in six now born to non british benefit breeding scum.

  463. 463
    Liberal Elite Worshipper says:

    STFU Enoch you old fart!
    Why don’t you feel the multicultural enrichment bestowed upon us from above eh?
    Come on, sit back chill out and relax as you bask in it’s glorious light and spiritual

  464. 464
    Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

    No wonder. Who the fuck wants to go to Holland?

  465. 465
    WVM says:


  466. 466
    The wizz says:

    After the Ireland troubles, we do have the knowhow. Why not use baton rounds as well as water cannon?

  467. 467
    Dianne Abbutt says:

    It is now Croyden baby. Effniks rule!

  468. 468
    The Lefties are Celebrating says:

    OMG Red Ken on the BBC saying this is the despair of youngsters at government cuts.

    Must admit I nevever even expected Ken to go so low.

    FFS it’s allowing yobs to be above or even outside the law and pandering to their every needs rather than teaching them the facts of life.

  469. 469
    A Gentleman Rioter says:


  470. 470
    The wizz says:

    Probably East European, we seem to have a lot of them!

  471. 471
    Qui Bono? says:

    There’s no doubt that the chaos is highly coordinated.

    Who’s REALLY behind it?

    Qui Bono?

  472. 472
    Where is the Leadership? says:

    SWITCH OFF TWITTER. And switch off all phone cells in the troubled areas.

    We all know this can be done yet leaving ALL emergency services phones working.

    Why won’t someone start taking tough decisions?i

  473. 473
    WVM says:

    Was it something about rivers of sports clothing and 3D TV’s being stolen?

  474. 474
    engineerbob says:

    April 20, 1968

  475. 475
    Send in the Paras says:

    I accidentally caught the last twenty seconds of the BBC’s pitiful ‘One Show’ only to see sheep-faced Welsh cretin Alex Jones gleefully reading out a message from some salivating fuckwit to the effect that ‘you should expect nothing else with the Tory cuts’. The BBC shouldn’t be broken up, it should be burned to the fucking ground. With White City just round the corner, with any luck it soon will be. This is out-and-out opportunistic criminality and the fucking BBC should be ashamed of itself.

  476. 476
    Radical Rightist says:

    I couldn’t give a fuck what colour they are — the fact that honest hard working people are getting their homes and businesses trashed by gangs of sink estate losers is totally unacceptable. What it shows is that the entire police structure in this country is no longer capable of dealing with current realities. What we need now is an armed field gendarmerie led by a hardened officer class with experienced NCO support that possesses emergency powers of summary shoot-on-sight for looters and arsonists. Job done.

  477. 477
    Anonymous says:

    If they were white it would be the SPG or equivalent.
    This is reminiscent of the Bristol black riots. An hour and a half from London and no support to quell the bastards.

  478. 478
    Anon says:

    Red Ken is two steps away from going senile.

  479. 479
    WVM says:

    Typical lefties, party politics first everything else joint 14th.

  480. 480
    Anonymous says:

    Livingstone-what a disgrace-anything for a vote. Gay Pride one week, civic reception for murderous homophobic cleric the week after.

  481. 481
    Anonymous says:

    They are only taught to load speed cameras and take dna samples these days.
    Law and order no longer means dealing with the public, except special groups who do it at the end of a barrel.

  482. 482
    Anonymous says:

    The poor man doesn’t mind the rich getting richer as long as he gets some crumbs from the pie.

    When he is taxed to hell on his crumbs he gets annoyed amen.

    only the start worse to come.

  483. 483
    Labour Legacy says:

    Our grand plan has come to fruition, we lied about community, bankrupted and then swamped the country with immigrants. From the (literally) ashes of old Britain will be created a socialist utopia. Benefits for all, no work, borrow from the EU we love. Brown takes his rightful position as Emperor for life of Scotland and the rest.

  484. 484
    A Little Off The Top Please says:

    Oh well at least Nick Griffon and the Toy Town Nazi’s will be picking up scores of votes after this one.

    Dave Camoron couldn’t give away more votes if he tried, everyone in the pub laughing at the thick twat with his mug plastered over the papers with that waitress today.

  485. 485
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Good on yer, mate! Go for it!

  486. 486
    Anonymous says:

    They need to do what we did in the Army in Northern Ireland back in the day. Baton rounds, water canon and a 6 foot 4 squaddie with a big stick, the Police have been trained to take a softly, softly approach to everything. Not so the Army, they are trained in the application of violence, its the only thing these little fuckers understand.
    Time to let slip the dogs of war me thinks.

  487. 487
    John Bellingham says:

    When I was a boy ( and a young man) the whole of South London was carved up between the Richardson’s and the Krays. Fires were only set as part of an insurance fraud. Old Ladies were safe in their homes and small shopkeepers would never have their shops attacked ( as long as they paid their fees every week). Unaffliated people were allowed their ganja sales and poxed-up whore traffic in Brixton and a couple of other spots, but crime against the punters was not on at all! (I recall fear-free visits to the Ramjam Club and hanging out in a mainly black Notting Hill).
    Were those wonderful Robin-Hood like heros and buggerers of Boothby and Heath still with us, these little black shits would be in a mincer in Gravesend being turned into catsmeat.

  488. 488
    Fish says:

    …and now the odius cun.t Ken Livinstone is touring the BBC studios telling everyone that this is all down to the nasty Tory govt – a repeat of the 80’s trying to turn organised theft, extreme vandalism and anarchy into his longed for political uprising.

    According to Livingstone’s twisted thinking this has all come about since May last year, because of cuts, because the nasty Tories have taken hope away from these poor young people.

    And he is being aided and abetted by the likes of Labour’s Newsnight who endlessly carry on about Cameron’s holiday (Milliband, Balls and Mrs Dromey are away aswell) and by maintaining their cuts narrative

    This is yet another mess that Cameron has been left with. Most of these rioters have spent their entire school life in a failed left wing experiental laboratory.

    Schools and the education system has failed them – in fact has cheated them. Low levels of attainment have been masked by bogus claims of ever increasing achievement.

    Multiculturalism has failed them by condeming them to cultural ghettos and has not given them the framework and values that we all must live within.

    Political correctness and ‘human right’ has failed them in not permitting society to challenge behaviour or issue sanctions.

    The left’s neutering of the police has failed them in allowing ‘no-go’ areas to develop where policing was devolved to local activists and where gangs were allowed to flourish.

    What a fucking mess

  489. 489
    Anonymous says:

    You dont do any flying do you – hence not been through a British airport.

  490. 490
    The BBC says:

    Nope. Nobody.

  491. 491
    Qui Bono? says:

    Spare a though for those who are ordinary law-abiding citizens who just happen to live there. Especially those who have lived there a long time, before it became a multi-culti, gang infested shit hole.

  492. 492
    eeu to me says:

    He would just have to call a state of emergency, Liebours laws used to supress the people, if he did then all hell would let loose.

  493. 493
    Saffron says:

    To 416.
    Just seeing K McGuire on sky news 11-45pm,the man is a complete and utter arsehole.
    Talk about bias,this was bias of the utmost degree,where is the sick bucket?.

  494. 494
    Police need to man up says:

    Labour must be pissing themselves laughing about the riots. I wouldn’t be surprised if a fair number of the rioters turn out to be Labour party activists.

    More importantly, it’s rather tragic how utterly neutered the police are. By this stage they should be deploying a zero tolerance approach. Water cannons, tear gas, armed response. This will continue until the rioters get a severe shock.

  495. 495
    Labour Legacy says:

    If you haven’t figured it out yet the scum have evolved from small groups steaming (robbing all they can find); to large groups that will converge on a whole high street.

  496. 496
    Qui Bono? says:

    Dinner party with the Squire to attend then Bill?

    Oh, I forgot, you are the Squire.

  497. 497
    Fish says:

    I understand that this particular strain of flu is invariably fatal

  498. 498
    Dread Ed says:

    HE – JUST – DOESN’T – GET – IT,
    my mate, he just didn’t get that 70 inch plasma screen out of Dixon’s.

  499. 499
    Qui Bono? says:

    Easy to confuse one’s champagne socialists.

  500. 500
    Karma should bite Jody on the arse says:

    If I was to set fire to Jody’s wheelchair whilst in the process of looting and rioting and then lifted him into the air and threw him through a window, can I tell a court I was only doing what he asked me to?

  501. 501
    eeu to me says:

    Time to take over the Olympic buildings and arrest all these thieves and detain them until they go to trial oh we can’t the judiciary is just as screwed and we must remember their uman rites.

  502. 502
    Dave Gilmour says:

    Hey, Nonces, leave his arse alone……

  503. 503
    Gold medals for all says:

    Hey everyone around the world! Come to the Olympic Looting Games in London 2011:

    We have the 200 meter hurdles – over bins and burnt cars
    There’s the 500 meter sprint dash at the cops and back again
    There’s the molotov javelin (essential that competitors complete this wearing a scarf across their face)
    And finally there’s the supermarket sweep challenge – see how quickly you can clear out a Tesco metro!

    p.s. TV coverage provided by BBC and Sky TV helicopters!!

    No need for tickets!!!

  504. 504
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    OK. Right. I’ve had enough. This is what was needed to get the sub-culture scum off our streets.

    There needs to be an immediate curfew, a reading of the riot act, and the arrest of every single person on the streets.

    Bring in the military, get the fuckers off the street, charge them, jail them and let’s move on as a society.

    There is no other solution.

    It was always going to happen. Eventually.

  505. 505
    Anonymous says:

    aye that worked

    ira now in power, police doing as they are told by the tims

  506. 506
    Glasgowmurdercapitalofeurope says:

    Dont generalise, how would you feel if we thought the scotch were a nation of alcoholic smack addicts who just stab each other in the time spent being completely shit at football

  507. 507
    That's the way to do it says:

    Earlier tonight Turkish and Kurdish shopowners in the Stoke Newington area of North London were guarding their premises with baseball bats. There are reports now of “hundreds” of young turkish men chasing a group of young black men down nearby Kingsland Road, Hackney.

  508. 508
    Gonk says:

    I’d like to say a big thank you to the
    ranks of clueless, careerist, mostly Socialist
    Politicians who’ve reduced this once great country
    to an almost ungovernable shit hole.
    They couldn’t have made a better job of
    destroying the unified society that was once
    the envy of the world if they’d planned it step by step.
    We no longer just have a feral sub culture, it’s the
    main culture of the entire urban British society.
    Well done you traitorous bastards.

  509. 509
    Qui Bono? says:

    I reckon the Great went missing about 25 years ago.

  510. 510
    Anonymous says:

    No knuckle dragging is the pastime of the inglishman abroad. The inglish disease I believe its called. Anyway you have a very barbaric country, all those riots funny how its always in ingland they happen and never up here. ingland is an embarasment to the rest of the UK

  511. 511
    Liberty, Socialist Workers Party, Unite, Unison, Chuka Umunna, Oona King, Kerry McCarthy says:

    We should try to understand the grievances of these youths who are being victimised by the media.

  512. 512
    Gadaffi says:

    More damage than in Tripoli already.

  513. 513
    London's Burning says:

    Except that there are NO water cannon in mainland Britain, and they aren’t licensed for use here anyhow. Probably the same for tear gas and rubber bullets.

    At least we know Tasers are licensed thanks to Moaty.

  514. 514
    Crazy Diamond says:

    Family business burned to the ground, 15 people out of a job, risks to life of everyone nearby – it ain’t funny now.

  515. 515
    Plague says:


  516. 516
    pigs in space says:

    Cheer up people; here’s some good news

    A source told The Mail on Sunday: ‘He was really shaken up by what happened.

    A few of the prisoners heard he was in possession of an expensive watch and decided to pick on him.

    One of them approached him and made it clear he was to hand over the watch or he would be hurt.

    ‘He was roughed up a bit and then taken to his cell, where he had to hand over the watch.

    To be honest, none of the other prisoners could believe he’d been stupid enough to bring a Rolex into the prison.’

    The former Environment Minister and MP for SHunthorpe was earning £7 a week in the prison workshop, but now is working as a gardener.

    Read more:

  517. 517
    Qui Bono? says:

    They will migrate in roaming packs to the soft suburbs and take comfortable, middle-class homes by force.

    It is, as an earlier poster remarks, like one of those zombie films. If I lived in the outer suburbs I’d seriously consider moving my family on extended holiday to Cornwall and getting hold of a shot gun – or whatever I can lay my hands on.

  518. 518
    Don't worry you hairy boys, I'm on my way back! says:

    I told you my Big Society idea would come good.

    Big Society police force!

  519. 519
    Met Commissioner says:

    36 people charged so far today. That should keep a lid on it.

  520. 520
    Chipper says:

    I would avoid the kebabs in that area for the next few weeks.

  521. 521
    Reimer says:

    Cameron really has played a blinder over this, as with everything.

  522. 522
    Owlett says:

    Shaun Bailey on Newsnight this eve the only one talking any sense. Esler still managed to lisp out something about the police needing to apologise to the gangster’s family. For what I ask? If they were so concerned about ‘justice’, they would do better to apologise for allowing their gentle boy to enter into villainy and gift it’s attendant ills to society.

  523. 523
    joescotus says:

    hope they beat the shite out of them

  524. 524
    Radical Rightist says:

    Ah bless! Polly, you are up late – are the cicadas of Tuscany keeping you up?

  525. 525
    Radical Rightist says:

    Darkus Howe looked like he’d been released from a geriatric clinic — he was fucking drooling.

  526. 526
    joescotus says:

    this is the result of decades of shite socialist policy.

  527. 527
    joescotus says:

    oh fuck, darcus your not worth it

  528. 528
    Qui Bono? says:

    Sod the police. They are soft, flabby, inept and politicised.

    Coryden going up, Ealing next…

    Get the fucking ARMY on the streets NOW!!!

  529. 529
    NEWS FLASH! says:

    A SpokesPerson for the Met. has confirmed that all Officers and Community Support Workers have been withdrawn from the streets to attend emergency refresher lectures on Equality and Diversity and Inclusivenes as well as emergency sessions on Health and Safety. Attendees will be unable to return to normal police duties until they have passed a multiple-choice test and been interviewed.

    That is all.

  530. 530
    joescotus says:

    you smash my turkish window…ismash your black face to a pulp no fucking takers innit

  531. 531
    Changing Tides says:

    There’s an old saying: A liberal is a conservative who hasn’t been mugged yet.

    A lot of the liberals who’ve always found ways to justify and defend criminals live in affluent areas. Now that the riots and violent looting have spread to some of those areas, I have a feeling there’ll be a sudden surge in the number of conservatives.

  532. 532
    Owlett says:

    Penny after every use you really must remember

    Get some soap and then some water *clean* your double-ender

  533. 533
    A Stall Holder says:

    Yo all can hab de Curry Goat after de ball.

  534. 534
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Border Agency help confiscate £300 million worth of cocaine and London drug barons produce their revenge. They now have nothing to run for a few months and no income from those weak sods hooked on the disgusting shit.

    Time for Clarke to move on and a new justice minister to start commisioning prison ships for all these scummy looters and arsonists. Ark Royal could be turned into one major prison ship with looters and arsonists sent down for a good few years of incarceration and hard labour.

  535. 535
    Mrs 'avit Coo Per says:

    Faster! Harder!



    oh edwin – you’ve excelled your little self!

  536. 536

    All football matches in London cancelled !

  537. 537
    Fan of Dave the Raving Brave says:

    ooohh yes – and the Big Society still to come!

  538. 538
    SpAd says:

    He was actually advocating use of the truncheon! The underclass must be uncomfortably close to his house tonight.

  539. 539
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    In Camden they looted a Domino’s Pizza shop
    WTF ? a pizza shop
    and just how many pizza’s would there have been to loot ?

  540. 540
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Police station on fire in Birmingham
    and now riots have started in Liverpool !

  541. 541
    The Ghost of Enoch Powell says:

    I hate to say I told you so!

  542. 542
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    So Dave !
    I think your big society needs a little fine tuning

  543. 543
    SpAd says:

    The idea that the chav vermin smashing up shops and setting fire to cars are doing so out of despair at not having the bus fare to go to college and do A-levels is frankly hilarious.

  544. 544
    Changing Tides says:

    BBC reporter Paraic O’Brien was incredibly brave earlier. He was speaking on a phone to one of the news presenters who asked him what the general profile of the rioters has been. He quite honestly and directly said “It’s been pretty much the same since it started a few days ago, it’s mainly been black youths”. Even the BBC can no longer avoid reality.earlier. He was speaking on a phone to one of the news presenters who asked him what the general profile of the rioters has been. He quite honestly and directly said “It’s been pretty much the same since it started a few days ago, it’s mainly been black youths”. Even the BBC can no longer avoid reality.

  545. 545
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Now riots starting in Manchester !

  546. 546
    Qui Bono? says:

    Exactly. But Cameron (and no else for that matter) has the ball or leadership to do it.

    Bad PR old boy. Makes the markets jittery.

    Still, Dave is returning for ‘talks’. Talks FFS!

    Meanwhile Brum, Manchester, Liverpool are catching alight.

  547. 547
    Tachybaptus says:

    Can this be the end for Little Davo?

  548. 548
    A Beautiful Mind says:

    Forget the Riots, and who might be behind them, I’ve been studying something much more sinister. ever since that film came out ‘A Beautiful Mind’
    Have you ever noticed that you always see male pigeons doing their mating dance but the lady pigeons never seem interested and just carry on pecking crumbs off the ground.
    I’ve only ever seen one male Pigeon get lucky, the lady pigeons are never interested, I’ve spent years calculating using highly advanced statistical alalysis that I can’t reporoduce here because there isn’t room and you wouldn’t understand any way that show quite conclusively that pigeons shouldn’t exist.

    So my question to you and your readers Guido is this…….
    Where the fuck do pigeons come from because it’s certainly not from shagging.

  549. 549
    Hypnagogia and Media Hysteria says:

    Oh what a hoot! Not!

  550. 550
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    The thick plods make me laugh, some mong was going on about how they need ‘riot training’.

    Fuck me in the forces our ‘riot’ training consisted of wearing your tin hat and hitting people hard with a pick axe handle, we took on the lefty CND wankers back in the 80’s and sorted that filth out quite easily.

  551. 551
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Deploy the TA with live ammunition. Curfew dusk to dawn. Order rioters and looters to disperse and get indoors, if they don’t open fire. A few dead fuckwits will focus many minds.

  552. 552
    Owlett says:

    It’s also the issue of members of the drug-related criminality being elevated to hero status and used as role models by the youth.

  553. 553
    Check out me new JD Sports treeD TV says:

    It’s not my fault bro!
    They made me do it by infringing me hoooman rights, yer nar what I mean init!

  554. 554
    Changing Tides says:

    When apologists say the riots are because black youths are disaffected and suffering from the cuts, can they kindly explain what the fuck cuts have to do with stealing £1000 plasma televisions, games consoles, mobile phones, trainers and pizzas?! It’s got fuck all to do with cuts! It’s just criminality, end of. Fucking get army tanks rolling down the streets and see how quickly the thugs run.

  555. 555
    It's da lack of facilities in da community init says:

    It’s me hoooooooman rights to take what da fuck I wanna!

  556. 556
    It's da lack of facilities in da community init says:

    Tree D TVs all round mon, check em’ out on e-bay yar narr what I mean!

  557. 557
    The fruits of socialism says:

    Anyone blamed Thatcher yet? Can’t be long.

  558. 558
    BBC-News On the street Interview says:

    It’s officially and totally confirmed da it’s like down to da lack of facilities in da community init!

    Cos I’m a victim of the white devil, yer know what I mean blud?

  559. 559
    Anonymous says:

    Water canon with smart water to dye rioters. Anyone found with smart water on them gets ten years in prison, no early release. Plus extra time for any other offences. Build a large, brand new prison, one prisoner per cell with bed, toilet, basin, window. No television.

    That should put a stop to the mugging problem in London for a whole generation. Plus think of the savings on council housing provision, benefits, child benefits. No conjugal visits under any circumstances.

  560. 560
    I'd happily volunteer to operate the copter's mini-gun says:

    We should follow Is ra el’s example and deploy helicopter gunships over the riot zones. That’ll scare the fuckers shitless. :-D

  561. 561
    It's da lack of facilities in da community init says:

    Yeah its like completely down to dat bitch in da very first place yer get me blud?
    Cos that Thatcher bitch in da eighties whooo took away me hoooman rights an made me a victim of da racism is like totally to blame for all this shit going down in London town tonight.

  562. 562
    Anonymous says:

    Bristol Now…

  563. 563
    Jody Macintyre is a cunt says:

    The twat is still doing it on Twitter. He’s got 10,000 knobish supporters too.

    By the way Guido, your blog is FUCKED. It’s so slow loading. Get some new blogging software or upgrade your server.

  564. 564
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:


  565. 565
    Ryce and pee says:

    I saw Dyanne Fatbutt on bbc news earlier, probably taking a short break from her seventeenth helping of ryce and pee, calling on people to stop looting. Someone should ask her why they’re rioting at all given that apparently “west indian mothers will go to the wall for their kids”.

  566. 566
    KEN CLARKE says:

    You rioters are the worst people in our big society and as such you will feel the full force of British Justice !
    You will be very fortunate indeed if any of you escape without an ASBO !

  567. 567
    KEN CLARKE says:

    Rioting now in Bristol !

    Martial law is Dave’s only option

  568. 568

    Due to the residents of the uk setting fire to their capital city
    the british government has exceeded it’s carbon emissions for 2011/2012
    as a result of this blatant disregard of EU rules
    i am imposing a fine of £5,000,000,000 on the Cameron government
    and the best bit is ,Dave will pay it ! ha ha ha
    god i love my job

  569. 569
    Alex says:

    and who neccessitated the cuts Moussa?

    Oh yeah, your precious Labour party did by spending all the money and a lot more besides.

  570. 570
    The Code says:

    1979 Labour destroy UK economy leaving country bankrupt
    1979 Tory Prime Minister elected
    1981 Widespread serious rioting in UK cities

    2010 Labour destroy UK economy leaving country bankrupt
    2010 Tory Prime Minister elected
    2011 Widespread serious rioting in UK cities

    Basically. the Lefties are really bad losers and the parasites that live on them take advantage to further their agenda by causing social unrest. Same old formula. I’m sure the BBC approve.

  571. 571
    Alex says:

    Yeah, go on Jonty – call for people you don’t like because they have different views to your own to be sent back to where they came from.

    Nick Griffin would be proud of you.

  572. 572
    Jody Macintyre is a cunt says:

    Fair play to her actually getting out on the streets to try to stop it. Can’t stand her politics (or personality), but she is due a little respect for that.

  573. 573
    Strangely formal to refer to your hero by his full name. Must be from seeing it throughout the clauses in your beard contract says:

  574. 574
    Anti Cultural Marxist says:

    If you want to know what the Left have been doing to the West for decades, look into Cultural Marxism / Subversion.

  575. 575
    Anonymous says:


    The Huntry is burning

    need more apposite stuff Guido

    all wankers have come back from hols

    you should too

  576. 576

    No more flat screens they have now burnt down the Sony distribution center in Enfield
    this building is huge and this must be one of the biggest fires in London for years
    and from the helicopter you can see a lone fireman with a single hose trying to put the fire out !

  577. 577
    A Beautiful Mind says:

    Why ? I’ve checked all my calculations, I’m sure they’re correct.

  578. 578
    Dirty Harry says:

    Do you feel lucky, punks? Well do you?????

  579. 579
    Bunch of twats says:

    Use live rounds and see how many of the rampaging cowards persist. OK, ain’t going too happen, but fine em £5000 instead of the usual £50, may have an impact and help pay for the damaged they caused.

  580. 580
    Johann Hari says:

    Hi guys! I’m at the heart of riot-ravaged London bringing you lucky Order-Order readers the finest gonzo journalism. I’ve just interviewed the Vandals and what an interesting bunch they are: Till Goths, and Vandals, a rude Northern race, Did all the matchless Monuments deface.

  581. 581
    A Message to all the Liberal Lefty Elite Wankers says:


  582. 582
    Diane Abbott says:

  583. 583
    Diane Abbott says:

    It’s cos west indian mothers will go to the wall for their kids init

  584. 584
    West Indian Kids says:

    We’ll smash and couple of windows and a wall for our treeD TVs init blud!

  585. 585
    Dakai Llama Ding Dong says:

    that is the plan u fuckwit

  586. 586
    Layt Nite Shoppa says:

    Yo man, Yoo is rite innit, me an me mate was doin a bit of late nite shoppin when I saw yor post on guido s blog.
    Yor feory about pigeons is correckt I rekon, we did numeracy at niteclass and i rekon yo is correct, after we saw yo post on guido, me an me mate decided we was gonna take all the stuff back 2 the shops innit tomorow coz like yoo said, there is definatly summink goin on wid dem pigins.
    me an me mate rekn they is electronik spys from the guvment or summink, we rekon theys not real pigeona dats why dey dont hav sex.
    Me an me mate saw undreds ov em watchin us as we were takin ome our plasma tellies so we rekon we bin clocked gud n propa by the bizzies, so we gunna turn our selves in.

  587. 587
    not a machine says:

    I would think Obamas speech was about as re assuring as a labour PFI contract , the speech he perhaps should have made is showing wall street he is cutting gov waste , instead it seems as though he was offering drift dow dropped to show its appreciation .

    Ken livingstone managed to confirm to me that what we had seen in the classroom under Education education education , was nicely prepped for dumbed down unreasoned violence to take place . indeed there was an awful lot of missing history on labours past , these kids rioting were fully passed through the labour construct cradle to faux injustice prison bed . The education allownace , I ask you , so da yoof are justifying making up there missing education money with mass criminal damage and looting , which other people will have to pay for .The police cuts were a nice touch although lucky Mr esler had him on thte fact that the 2000 police cuts would not have been enough for tonights tactics .As for no jobs for da yoof , Ken should consider how come labour lost 1.2 mn manufacturing jobs , and allowed nearly 2mn immigrants to come hear since 1997.
    Quite if this you vote Tory you get the 80s unrest is just so wrong for opposition play thing, I had some sympathy for Diane , she knew how far the nutters had now well and truly kicked the can down the alley of no cash left britain.

    Dave has a cobra meeting (and Ed and Harriet are returning) , everyone seems keen for some sort of holiday appology , I agree that ministerial absence has created a sort of whose running things feeling , and absence anger , but i fail to see for ministers with full diarys that getting a holiday is not as flexible as some portray , that aside I think saturday eve was serious enough for Boris to make it back .I think the mood is that we have had a major breech of law and order , the left is claiming a sort of remoteness of our political eleite (which is bollox) the councils what are claiming the youth cuts, have bloated spending and expenses , so he could (or boris) take to erm help these councils spend there money better .They seem to want him to visit and have cuts row , but as we know problem may be nearer to home councils .
    The call really now is what is needed to keep people/property safe and going to work , the met (and it would seem the next two largest cities) really are not prepared for the scale we have seen , so drawing police police from other forces isnt really a good idea . water Cannon is a little limited in my view , but may help in some fire scenarios , much better perhaps to locate some army fire teams (under fire service control), as getting appliances there quickly will reduce the strain in multiple events or enable some triage . Start working on traffic so you can get about quicker . I think we have made quite a few soilders unemployed , perhaps pcso isnt thr ight catagory , but they could support police where numbers are needed . Not so keen on army with guns , riot trained/kitted police do the job just as well .
    being as it looks like we need arrest with no bail , might need army to set up a tempory prison if 500 plus prison places are needed . If it carries on will perhaps need a curfew of sorts , but i dont know how you can make it work ,other than certain areas .

    probebely all melt away as soon as he touches down , it all seems pretty contrived to me .if it doesnt Then will need more tempory emergency police , we have armed police should guns appear , so its running strong enough mobile disorder groups , for assemblies of 50- 200 yobs .if you need a lot of prison places then somthing like a redundant air base and let army run it , with enough staff to sort any trouble if its a mass 6 monts sentence or 12 to get through olympics safely .
    I think they somehow think its all justfied (courtesy of left spin wonk talk) and that gov will fold for fear of more ethnic trouble , i just think that what has happened has gone beyond that response , they is laughin as they is robbin .
    The one where personal houses had doors broken down is beyond a bit of debris throwing .
    A whimpey got looted , I wonder if any of them got onions by accident . A bit of light moment came when sky reporter went into looted boots chemist ,”look there are empty drugs boxes on floor (picks one up to look at label me assuming it was tamazipan or somthing) Immodium ” police are looking for some one who is in a normal but cheated mental state who wont be buying bog roll for the next few days :)

    I think labour have got this one rather wrong , just hope its not the full mental outbreak I had been seeing happening for some time under labour idiot producing machine .

  588. 588
    A Pensioner says:

    Well, its come to something when the English have to rely on the Turks for defence.

  589. 589
    Dakai Llama Ding Dong says:

    The police have questions to answer, not just in relation to the death of Mark Duggan but also why they stood aside and allowed the wholesale looting in Wood Green and at the Tottenham retail park.


    And why all the bozos away – planned.

  590. 590
    Prof Kevin McDonald says:

    While Europe Burns, it’s all by design, Komrad Kameron is less Consevative than Stalin, they’ve always hated Western civilization hence the undermining of every pillar that it’s based on.
    Family, Christianity, Education, Morality, Unity, Science.

  591. 591
    The Code says:

    1979 Labour destroy UK economy leaving country bankrupt
    1979 Tory Prime Minister elected
    1981 Widespread serious rioting in UK cities

    2010 Labour destroy UK economy leaving country bankrupt
    2010 Tory Prime Minister elected
    2011 Widespread serious rioting in UK cities

    Basically. the Lefties are really bad losers and the parasites that live on them take advantage to further their agenda by causing social unrest. Same old formula. I’m sure the BBC approve.

  592. 592

    As long as the right play by the rules and the left cnuts don’t then we will have this situation. They lost the election so now they turn to viloence. The only answer they have


  593. 593
    Dalai Llama Ding Dong says:

    Of course, spot on…

    That is why these riots are welcomed

    all politicos abroad – coincidence???

    riots = excellent diversion whilst economies implode


    i e

    USA greece ireland UK for starters

  594. 594
    handypara says:

    Good thinking, “shooting anything with a scarf over its face.”
    Two birds with one stone, eh?

  595. 595
    50 Calibre says:

    The socialist multi-cultural dream for the UK seems to be getting on like a house on fire.

    Bliar and Brown and their hand-wringing acolytes must be very proud of themselves…

  596. 596
    Clouseau says:

    ‘I did it to pay for my cleaning bills': Incontinent benefits cheat’s excuse for swindling £30k fails to wash with judge as she is jailed for six months

    Whats the difference between this and Laws who is tipped to return to the cabinet rather than get bird?

  597. 597
    Clouseau says:

    comment of the day has to be!!!

  598. 598
    Dick Shonnery-Corner says:

    You missed out the letter n.

  599. 599
  600. 600
    String vest says:


  601. 601
    AC1 says:

    “I know this is anecdotal but it seems to me that the political smokescreen being thrown up by people like Ken Livingstone is a long way away from the sentiment of the 95% of us who are law abiding and hard working.”

    Sounds a bit like the response to above.

  602. 602
  603. 603
    Marmite says:

    Grow up Tessa you silly cow.

  604. 604
    Marmite says:

    I think Ed Millitw@t, along with the majority of Leiber, suffer from one of those anti-social diseases that rots the brain. I honestly can’t think of any other reason why they talk such boll@cks.

  605. 605
    Marmite says:

    Andy, I think you suffer from that dreaded anti-social disease too. Your f@cking brain has been eaten away. M O N G

  606. 606
    Hard-Lazing Voter says:

    Spakintyre never fails to deliver the lolz.

  607. 607
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Radio 5 shirt lifters banging on about Tory cuts, poverty kids with no hope, cuts to EMA.

    The mongs at Radio 5 are back on message, clearly the Guardian has been in contact as last night ‘some beeboids’ were not very impressed with ‘protesters’ possibly trashing the leafy middle class BBC luvvie areas.

    However, it appears the editor of the Guardian has put the BBC right.

  608. 608
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    I have a transcript of Ed Milibands speech he’s going to give today, it goes like this.

    “Milly Dowler, it’s terrible Milly Dowler’s phone was hacked by Tories and Tory lovers, Milly Dowler, Milly Dowler, have I said Milly Dowler enough yet?, Tories are scum, Milly Dowler, you should have all voted labour, serves you right, hacking, tory hacking, Murdoch, Sky, Milly Dowler”

    “Thank you, now I’m back off on holiday”

  609. 609
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Marital sex more like

  610. 610
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    The Met police in action

  611. 611
    Anonymous says:

    and what country do you live in?

    you’re not multi millionaire wayne rooney are you?

  612. 612
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Take a look at this photo, the Met police are tough and violent when taking on white protesters. How come the gutless fucking c.u.n.t.z can’t do that when taking on the ‘efniks’?

  613. 613
    Anonymous says:

    this is not socialism – this is a reaction to fascist britain brought about by 20 years of austerity

  614. 614
    Mark Saunders says:

    in late breaking news te government of Afghanistan expressed concern that Britain is in danger of becoming a rogue state and has organised an international expeditionary force to restore order and the rule of (Sharia) law

  615. 615
    Anonymous says:

    haha – welcome to Libya – no?

    welcome to Afghanistan – no?

    must be fascist britain then – no?

  616. 616
    Anonymous says:

    you’re not talking to MPs and Peers again are you

  617. 617
    Ten actions Dave won't of course take says:

    1. To immediately take powers under the Emergency Powers Act
    2. To authorise the immediate use of water cannon and baton rounds on the UK mainland
    3. To impose effective from 6pm tonight a curfew across London for all people under 18 years of age with powers of arrest for them (and their parents )in the evnt that they break it
    4. To announce that arson and looting are capital crimes on par with murder
    5. To place units of the army on standby to support if required the civil power and to guard key points across the capital.These units to have robust RoE and to be issued with live ammunition. In the event that they are deployed it should be announced that looters/arsonists risk being shot

    6. To take emergency powers to suspend parts of the Human rights Act with immediate effect after the COBRA meeting and to indemnify all police officers from prosecution for any justifiable action taken during the unrest

    7. To take steps to ensure that there are sufficinet police officers on the streets of the Captial tonight(with support from other forces as required) and to ensure that senior officers understand that they are to use the powers they already have robustly and to arrest arsonists/looters

    8. “Community Leaders” and other interested parties to be told that they need to get a grip and cut the crap about Social deprivation;cuts and all the other clap-trap being wheeled out to excuse this criminality

    9. He should take powers under the Emergency Powers Act to take down twitter and other social media sites together with mobile phone transmitters in areas under attack

    10. He should restrict journalistic reporting of events to minum and implement a no-fly zone over the capital for news copters. As this encourages copy-cat attacks and also gives information to the rioters

  618. 618
    Anonymous says:

    hello, good morning and welcome to the sports news

    firstly, Rio Ferdinand from his lofty millionaires tower says ive been up all night watching the riots – its terrible aint it?

    Wayne Rooney says stop the riots from his lofty multimillionaires palace cos this is our country

    olympic spokesman says this is what the olympics is all about and they will go ahead

    can we deduce from this that footballers are mad and overpaid and that the olympic committee are somehow responsible for the riots all over britain?

  619. 619
    Anonymous says:

    well, what can I say to this

    we tried this sort of nonsense when we illegally invaded Iraq and Afghanistan and Libya

    just what does this country stand for anymore?

    Is it a US puppet?
    A fascist state?
    An ageing imperialist state trying to look modern?
    A shithole?

  620. 620
    nell says:

    Significant that the looters have taken to the streets during a dry spell in August.

    What we need are some heavy rains and storms then they’ll all retreat into their socialist welfare benefit heavens to play with their newly looted toys.

  621. 621
    Admiral Leach says:

    From the little I saw of ops in N.Ireland the authorities need to quickly regain command of the streets. This will involve some very quick and violent actions with water canon, baton rounds and CS gas with mass police/troop presence and plenty of snatch squads. No good arresting them and letting them out on bail, you’ve got to stem the flow of rioters and ensure that those already arrested do not get back on the streets to incite further rioting. We know how to do all this, we simply lack the will to action it. Dave Light Weight is not expected to manage the tactics of the policing action but he is expected to set the broad objectiives within which the nation’s capital is made secure for lawful citizens. Be nice to see Boris around as well if only to lighten the mood.

    Any of this rioting mob who are not UK citizens (I know that’s a loose term these days) should get the maximum sentence and then be deported no questions about ‘human rights’

  622. 622
    Anonymous says:

    first rioter with a bruise and the cop will get canned.

  623. 623
    Anonymous says:

    by the way

    theshithole has been created by selfserving corrupt politicians and elites who for 20 years have run this country into the ground for their own personal gain – see david laws as an example or bliar or brown or baroness scotland or jim devine or ……

  624. 624
    anonymous says:

    what, as opposed to their multimillionaire tax havens???

    you’re fucking stupid

  625. 625
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Only one of 2 things i want to hear from Call Me “Useless Fucking Heathite Traitor” Camermong.

    Either his resignation speech or that we are having an In/Out EU referendum when parliament returns in September.

  626. 626
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, because the UK is only populated by benefit claimants and millionaires.

    Wrong place for spite and envy, mate.

  627. 627
    The only goy in the village says:

    There may not be much of an EU to be in/out of by September.

  628. 628
    Sir Henry Rawlinson says:

    Johnny Turk is a stout fellow – he gave us a bloody nose once or twice

  629. 629
    nell says:

    Well it would be quite useful for now if he’d announce the introduction of water canon, a 6pm to 8am curfew for cities and tell us he’s bringing in the army .

  630. 630
    Balkanized Britain says:

    One thing I noticed in these riots, Turks and Kurds in North London formed armed groups to protect their areas from the mobs. The same thing would have happened if the Sikh, Jewish or Chinese communities had been threatened.

    Only the post-racial metrosexual whites think the magic unicorns of multicultralism are going to save them. Every other group still sensibly has a strong ethnic identity.

    We should learn the lessons.

  631. 631
    Balkanized Britain says:

    One thing I noticed in these riots, Turks and Kurds in North London formed armed groups to protect their areas from the mobs. The same thing would have happened if the Sikh and Chinese communities had been affected.

    Only the post-racial metrosexual whites think the magic unicorns of multicultralism are going to save them. Every other group still sensibly has a strong ethnic identity.

    We should learn the lessons.

  632. 632
    Colonel Nut. says:

    Theresa May,questioned on Sky,has ruled out water cannon and the army and says we police in Britain with the consent of the community.What does she mean?The mobs of looters and rioters are part of the community.She says the perpetrators will be brought to justice.What justice?This is happening because the mobs know nothing much will happen to them if they are brought before the courts.It will all gradually fizzle out. Nothing much will change.It will happen again as it has in the past.

  633. 633
    Anonymous says:

    Any group of white people doing this, particularly against black people, would immeadiately be labelled EDL thugs.

  634. 634
    Not quite the greatest batsman ever says:

    Is that so? I haven’t heard anything about the black kids being involved. I understood it to be the ‘community’. As in the ‘Tottenham community’. I understood the Tottenham community to be 50%+ white. Its the community thats deprived, victimised etc. etc. and its the community thats reacting by trashing London. Apparently.

  635. 635
    Truthteller says:

    You and every bastard else. I’m sick to death of white flight. It’s the only reason we have to build so many estates on greenbelt land, for the white liberals who voted in the treacherous politicians who have allowed mass immigration and a feral society. Yes run and hide, and wait for the shit to follow you there. Thanks a fucking bunch.

  636. 636
    petuniabean says:

    Water cannon, tear gas, surely there is something that will disable all these thugs?

    What is almost more worrying is where have these criminal thugs been all their lives? What schools have they been to? Who are their parents? Have they ever been taught the difference between right and wrong? How can there be so many young misguided people in the country who are ready to behave in this riotous way?

    There is something basically very, very wrong with the way youngsters are brought up in Britain if they can grow up to behave like this.

    Round them all up and punish them properly.

  637. 637
    anonymous says:

    has anyone seen any police in ordinary uniform?

    thought not, these paramilitary thugs with their shields and bully boy tactics are just what you need to calm an inflamed situation down aren’t they

    who said the uk is not a police state

  638. 638
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Cameron is to chair a meeting of COBRA this morning !
    NOTHING short of martial law will be acceptable when his face appears on tv later telling us how he has taken control of the situation
    If he says the police will deal with this ,then we are fucked
    last night the police knew that this was going to happen from about four o’clock
    as it started to unfold in Clapham
    the police saw fit to deploy only 1400 officers to the whole of London out of a force of 38,000 full time and 36,000 community support officers
    it shows to me that the people who run the police have no idea how to control mob violence
    if not stopped this will spread to every city in the country force has to be met with force
    the police have always taken the view that shops and businesses are covered by insurance so let the looters get on with it and arrest them later ,that wont do we need sever resposes including shoot on site anybody caught looting or attempting to commit arson
    nothing less will do otherwise this will scupper any chance of any recovery that we might have had

  639. 639
    Balkanized Britain says:

    Who the fcuk cares anymore. White people are branded racist just for being white and breathing.

    The anti-whites will attack whatever white people do or don’t do.

  640. 640
    Jess The Dog says:

    Calling for the Army to be put on the streets is lunacy. Most of the kit (Saxons, baton rounds, riot helmets and shields) has been flogged off, it would take at least 48hrs to mobilise them and that would need sufficient numbers (brigade not battalion strength) to make a difference. No commander would issue an order to load live ammunition on the streets of Britain, especially after Bloody Sunday. The most they would have is pickaxe handles.

  641. 641
    Clifton Fields says:

    I thought acid was regarded as bit passe these days?

  642. 642
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    You going to stand there in shirt sleeves and a cloth hat while fucking loons throw rocks at you ?

  643. 643
    Axe The Telly Tax says:


    Where have you been living for the last 13 years of Zanu-Liebore Educashin Educashin Educashin.

  644. 644
    Ken Livingslime says:

    We iz all bluds now.

  645. 645
    Ken "Prison Doesn't Work" Clarke says:

    Let the innocent little scamps go free. It’s their ooooman rights innt. LOL

  646. 646
    Cath says:

    Well, I believe that all the boroughs of London so far involved are all Labour led councils. I also believe that all but one MP in those constituencies involved are also Labour. It is also interesting that all areas in Liverpool that had ‘civil’ unrest last night are also Labour controlled areas. It is only Bristol St Pauls that aren’t – Lib Dems. I am sure someone will correct menif I am wrong.

    These riots have as much to do with the shooting of an ‘innocent’ taxi driver as Lee Harvey Oswald had with the shooting of JFK.

  647. 647
    MIncer says:

    Yeah, except the BBC cut him off almost immediately after making that comment. He won’t be appearing on the BBC for much longer.

  648. 648
    Fuckwit Spotter says:

    You stupid fuckhead – SOCIALSHITISM IS FASCISM!

  649. 649
    Fucking man up, Dave says:

    This crisis is Cameron’s defining moment. If he doesn’t take tough action on this quickly, he should be removed and replaced with a leader with some balls.

  650. 650
    joescotus says:

    portillos facial expression= priceless

  651. 651
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    This started when one group of people saw an opportunity to re equip their homes and refill their wardrobes free of charge
    the simple fact they got away with it meant that they told all their relatives and friends via twitter/facebook how much good stuff they had robbed
    so they have all gone out and done the same
    this will continue for months
    because the first riot was left to fester and not checked
    it’s just like the fire that this scum is lighting once it takes hold you can’t put it out !
    this will start again at about 3 or 4 o’clock today
    because they know they can

  652. 652
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    What a wasted opportunity last night was.

    We could have had both BBC TV center and the Grauniad Media Group headquarters burnt down and blamed it on the looters ;-)

  653. 653
    Balkanized Britain says:

    Oh do get real. As if the rioting, looting mobs are suddenly going to calm down, if the old bill all turned out like Dixon of Dock Green.

    Compared to the way these barbarians would be treated in their own countries of origin (But, but, but they’re British! Yeh, and I’m a Chinaman), they are getting off likely.

  654. 654
    Admiral Leach says:

    These riots are simply one symptom of 20 years of failure in political leadership. We have let be created whole sections of society who can only imagine state hand outs or stealing what they want. Our so called leaders have set the trend and then it’s been reinforced by systematic undermining of socially cohesive traditions that have seen this nation through the most trying of times. No current political party can face what needs to be done, as it means admitting they are wrong, wrong about multi-culture, wrong about the welfare state, wrong about EU, wrong about building a society based on the easy buck, the sly deal, the lie and the cheat.

    Dave Light Weight has now got his chance to show how he intends to make his Big Society work there are many who will support him if his efforts address these core issues and give power back to a British Parliament elected by British Citizens and lead by an elite can that can see beyond the next sneaky freebie it hopes we won’t spot.

  655. 655
    Margaret Thatcher says:

    I’m in my 80s but i’m still available, even though i was stabbed in the back by Heathite traitors back in 1990.

  656. 656
    john wayne says:

    it is so funny watch in the right wing nutters getting all airiated on her

    last week and all summer they’ve wanted to put all mps and police on lampposts – now they want those same selfserving bastards to string up all the young people in london

    you’ve gotta larf – i always loved a good fist fight and never sherked out of one

    rightwingers = nambypambysoftyboys

  657. 657
    nell says:

    I see the biased beeb is insisting on calling these opportunistic thugs ‘protestors’.

    So in between their acts of arson, violence and smash and grab what on earth does the beeb think they are protesting about?!

  658. 658
    bornfree says:

    this is definatley the government squeezing us like toothpaste
    do it hard enough, tax petrol jobs etc and the tube will blow
    “born free taxed to death”
    WHAT A SURPRISE they couldnt see it coming should have gone to THINGY SAVERS

    all the best to all

  659. 659
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    I did feel Sorry a bit for the MET, being chased by a load of kids that are bigger and far more aggressive than the TSG.
    I did wonder when this PC, lets employ a load of Vertical, and Physically challenged Police officers into the MET come to Bite the Government up the Arse. Well here it is. What they going to do now SHOOT THEM? What if the kids take the guns off them?

  660. 660
    Margaret Thatcher says:

    oops ‘burned’

  661. 661
    Dismay at May says:

    This woman is in serious urgent need of a reality check.

  662. 662
    Theresa May, WTF says:

    Theresa May has already ruled out the use of water cannon or rubber bullets.

    Apparently we police by consent in this country.

    I hope she remembers that when looters break into her house and threaten to kill her, or burn her house to the ground.

  663. 663
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Also every scumbag arrested should automatically have their home searched for loot from previous outings
    anything that proof of purchase cannot be provided for should be siezed !

  664. 664
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Not enough free drugs,plasma TVs,pizzas?

  665. 665
    BBC = State Lies says:

    The only direct action needed to close down the BBC would be for patriotic people to stop paying for it.

    It is as simple as that.

  666. 666
    Mincer says:

    Fucking idiots.

    The entire corporation needs to be sent on a three day reality check course in a posh hotel somewhere nice and warm, all expenses paid, natch.

  667. 667
    An Acting Police Chief says:

    I don’t know quite how I passed my police annual medical! I could barely squeeze thru that incredibly tight door to Downing Street this morning. I must remember to RUN to MaccyDees in future for my breakfast. Lunch and Evening meal.

  668. 668
    Thumbs says:

    Firefox QuickJava does a good job

  669. 669
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    We continue to support the rights of young people to protest against savage Tory cuts.

  670. 670
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    Governments P.C. Westminister Policy.
    Smaller Weaker Police officers.
    Better Benefits for Single Mothers.
    Corrupted Bloated State Sector.

    Do you really wonder WHY

  671. 671
    Colonel Nut. says:

    So long as it’s not Balls.

  672. 672
    misterned says:

    They need water cannons filled with pink dye.

  673. 673
    BBC = State Lies says:

    Who cares. To the BBC they are useful foot soldiers in their war against this hideously white country.

  674. 674
    Nazi says:

    Where are the Luftwaffe when you need them?

  675. 675
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ken Livingstone was on BBC Newsnight last night. He is an absolute disgrace. How can he be given a voice through the media?
    The rioters are scum, not deprived, not without, just thieving scum. If you are deprived you would loot food not mobile phones and designer goods. And then why set buildings on fire.
    Society has bent over backwards to help certain groups of young people in this country. All we have got back in return is disrespect, and “I know my rights, you can’t touch me”.
    And where are the rioters parents, why are they not controlling their kids. Because they don’t give a shit either. Like breeds like!
    The media do not help. It’s why don’t the police do this, why don’t they do that. How easy to sit in a media office and write shit.
    Can’t wait to hear the shit Ed Miliband and his cronies will come out with.
    It’s time for a big change in this country.

  676. 676
    Reimer says:

    Just caught the soppy bitch on BBC…with such crud running things it’s clear we’re on our own against the inspiringly-multitracial hoodies. “Policing by consent”?

  677. 677
    misterned says:

    I have been thinking the same thing. A local reporter reported this morning that there were cars driving round orchestrating the riots in different parts of London. Who is organising them and why?

    What is the eventual “solution” that will come from all of this?

  678. 678
    Voice of Reason says:

    Quite right too. Many of these young people have been ignored and disaffected by the rich bankers and the Establishment. Oh, and you haven’t seen anything yet – just wait until the Olympics are staged because that is going to be a hoot.

  679. 679
    not John Wayne just a naughty little boy says:

    Hey John Wayne could you answer my question please, all the other male film stars went into the military in WWII but you stayed at home because you didn’t want to miss out on film making , why didn’t you go to war , all your films depict you as a war hero, why didn’t you join the military, yellow streak or just a scaredy cat or just a pretend hard knock?.

  680. 680
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Why do they give air time to that fat ugly waste of space Diane Fattbutt she has just been on the BBC spouting her shite about how all this is down to Tory cuts and closing youth clubs ,mummy losing her job and so on
    FUCK OFF ! you useless fat waste of space ,this is the breeding of parentless children who have never been taught right from wrong and all of them paid for and encouraged by Labour to carry on the breeding programme

  681. 681
    Colonel Nut. says:

    The burned out carpet shop in Tottenham and the furniture shop in Croydon,ikonic buildings both,are the dying embers of a once proud white society replaced by the flotsam of the world and their valueless offspring.

  682. 682
    Voice of Reason says:

    Society hasn’t bent over backwards to help these people who live without hope. They are showing their anger at the Establishment after being ignored for too long. Ken Livingstone gave a well balanced view rather than the usual Sun or Daily Mail hysteria.

  683. 683
    Hippy beardy social worker says:

    It’s not we have a lot of choice right now!

    The rioters s have learned a very deadly lesson – don’t bother earning, just take what you want. They are not going to forget that unless it is rammed into them with extreme prejudice.

  684. 684
    I don't need no doctor says:

    What a load of shit. The rioters are just thieving arsonist scum.

  685. 685
    IRA Livingstone says:

    He should be made to face the people who’ve lost shops, businesses and homes. The cnut would need hospital treatment.

  686. 686
    How times change says:

    Abbott on the news this morning basically calling for a curfew and water cannon!!

  687. 687
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Spot on.

  688. 688
    Pundit says:

    The Post Office is now open. Time to collect your benefits.

  689. 689
    Voice of Reason says:

    What an erudite posting. Good to see a well educated balanced view and not the usual personal attacks on the physical attributes of somebody you disagree with.

  690. 690
    misterned says:

    Well stated fish, Could not have put it better myself.

  691. 691
    Hippy beardy social worker says:

    We already give these scum free cash through benefits, perhaps we could top that up with vouchers for free LCD TV’s, free Nike’s, and free balaclavas?

  692. 692
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Sorry but I just don’t agree.

  693. 693
    Eeyore says:

    After 13 years of shit, we had 18 months more of the same shit.

    Cameron must go, now.

  694. 694
    Voice of Reason says:

    Society, like individuals, reaps what it sows. Think about all you Tory bankers. I’m off to have breakfast – have a nice day.

  695. 695
    misterned says:

    That clearly shows how backwards 13 years of labour thinking left this country.

  696. 696
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    And maybe a car each ?

  697. 697
    Colonel Nut. says:

    And wasn’t the “gangsta” shot dead by police one of these?He’d fathered four children and the only occupation attributed to him was his having been a crack dealer.Has been portrayed as a decent man and something of a hero by many in his local community ?What does this say about them?

  698. 698
    John Bellingham says:

    Shows his intellect. Comet are in such a shit financial state that the owners not only cannot give the business away. but have no takers when they offer a £10 million sweeter for someone to take it off of their hands–reason? Pension deficit of £50 million courtesy of Mr Brown.

  699. 699
    misterned says:

    Shame that. Morrissey is, or was, Cameron’s favourite singer.

  700. 700
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Just imagine how much all this loss is going to cost business and insurance companies
    all the burned out businesses means lost jobs all the insurance claims mean that every last one of us yet again have to pick up the tab !

  701. 701
    Hippy beardy social worker says:

    Can anyone live without two cars these days?

    OK, it sounds a bit generous to thieving scum, but think of the boost to German manufacturing and the their economy.

  702. 702
    Anonymous says:

    Teresa May on Sky this morning saying they were still planning to make cuts to the police service budget and manpower.
    Not really what police on the front line, business owners and householders who are at the mercy of this feral mob want to hear.

  703. 703
    Colonel Nut. says:

    There should be arrest and a hundred pound fine for wearing a hood up when it’s not raining,and covering the head and face at any time in public,burkhas not excepted.At least the scumbags could then be deterred and traced.

  704. 704
    Hippy beardy social worker says:

    “The Home Secretary appeared to rule out sending water cannon or the Army onto the streets of the capital, despite a third night of violence.

    Speaking on Sky News, she said that police intelligence and the support of local communities would help quell the disturbances. ”

    Like they have been doing for the last three nights Theresa, you silly bitch?

    Even if you HAVE ruled out using the Army why broadcast that at the height of the trouble? Why not just show the rioters your ENTIRE HAND? Without the Army as a threat you have a 7 high you stupid woman.

  705. 705
    Bioudicca says:

    May has been truly dreadful during interviews this morning.
    She just doesn’t get it. Gangs of feral mobs do not understand consensus.
    Either grow a pair and get tough or resign and let someone else take charge. NOW.

  706. 706
    John Bellingham says:

    Historical note. In WW2 during the Blitz looting was rife, including by the ARP and the police. The maximum penalty was two years imprisonment if caught.
    In German Cities there was a shoot-on-sight rule or immediate summary hanging on the spot. There was no looting.

  707. 707
    Water Cannon NOW says:

    Patrick Mercer, the Tory MP and former Army officer, last night called for water cannon to be used.

    “I find it strange that we are willing to use these sort of measures against the Irish yet when Englishmen step out of line and behave in this atrocious and appalling way, we are happy to mollycoddle them,” he said. “If the police want cannon then they should be allowed to use them. I have used water cannon myself and I found them extremely effective.”

  708. 708
    People power says:

    There’s a few hundred of them and 70 million of us.

  709. 709
    John Bellingham says:

    ……and his real name was Marion.

  710. 710
    Fubar Saunders says:

    Fucking right.

    But who?

  711. 711
    SpAd says:

    Fabulously useful insights as always – your lower-second in Sociology was well worth the money.

  712. 712
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    The police have had their chance three nights on the trot AND FAILED time for more severe measures !

  713. 713
    Fubar Saunders says:

    True. All true.

  714. 714
    John Bellingham says:

    Englishmen? Although there has been a bit of trouble in Wales and Scotland, the last time that Englishman got involved in anything as nasty as this was the Gordon Riots. I have seen no Englishmen smashing shop windows, taunting police or running out of Curry’s with Plasma TVs.
    Just because a pig is born in a stable it doesn’t mean that it is a horse.

  715. 715
    john wayne says:

    just think of the cost to the population of newlabour/newtory policies over the last 30 years and still they get away with murder

  716. 716
  717. 717
    Quantrill says:

    About time too

  718. 718
    Observer says:

    Contrary to your nom de plume, I think you are indeed a machine – a fuckin’ Dalek.

  719. 719
    Quantrill says:

    FO Bragg you twat. Who do you think you are, Woody Guthrie?

  720. 720
    Anonymous says:

    Pick axe handles hurt like fuck and they dont speak multicultarism.

  721. 721
    Quantrill says:

    243: Confiscated like mine I expect.

  722. 722
    Quantrill says:

    Arab Spring comes home to roost, thanks BBC

  723. 723
    Quantrill says:

    AH’s birthday, surely not?

  724. 724
    Observer says:

    It is impossible to switch Daleks off.

  725. 725
    Handycock, No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

    These people are innocent victims of a capitalist, uncaring society, that is prepared to ignore the poverty and deprivation of poor immigrants who have come here to improve their lives. What we need to do now is increase their benefits and let them move into more salubrious areas of London on housing benefit. This would solve the problems immediately. Free education, housing, medical care and welfare benefits are not enough for these poor people, we need to give them more. This would never happen in Russia.

  726. 726
    Labour In Da Nile. says:

    he may be disabled in body, but theres nothing wrong with his mind.

    twat deserves a slap.

  727. 727
    Anonymous says:

    HMP South Shetland Islands

  728. 728
    Cheesy Toast Topper (Now with ham ! ) says:

    You forgot Errol Flynn. He didn’t go, either, but was good enough to be heroic in “Objective Burma”. Filmed on the S. California front.

  729. 729
    John Bull says:

    Eviction of looter’s families from social housing – which is to say, Reprisals Against Families – is not something I’d ever expected to see in England.

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