Apparently They’re All Sexy MPs
Belligerent old socialist Paul Flynn has come out with a corker with his updated Westminster survival guide:
“For reasons that are inexplicable, MPs – even the most superficial, unattractive, mis-shapen ones – are attractive to the other sex. It does present serious problems of going astray. There is a magnetism to this.”
The 76 year old advice for avoiding unwanted chemical attractions ranges from taking regular cold baths, thinking about death and “recognising the transitory nature of sexual relations”. Guido would have thought a big grey beard would be enough to solve any problems, but then that never stopped old Mike Hancock…
In like Flynn?
Fucking a pig is fucking a pig which ever way you look at it…
yop
That Harriet corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
and that brazen hussy Tessaaaaaaaaaaa
with that ginger tart Hazelllllllllllllllllll
Yep.
Definitely sexpots.
The answer is …………….fluoride.
Sperm count decimated. Libido eliminated. Mind numbed.
Fluoride is a must for all our MPs.
I think you mean Bromide.
Not so anonymous. Bromide is not half as powerful as fluoride as a sperm killer. Click the link. Fluoride as medication is a deception.
Nah! I put it down to all those unused female contraceptive pills being chucked out over the past 50 years of so, dissolving and finding their way into the main water supply. That;s why we have so many wimps and poofs these days
Oi. You leave Hazel out of this. I bet she goes like a Suzuki. AND if you made her feel guilty afterwards, she’ll write you a cheque for 10 grand.
Fuck off Guido!
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”
Some will say you aint a oil painting but Mrs Fawkes loves you for you.
What is it like living with the most reviled fiscal lunatic ever Sarah?
How do sleep with him knowing he has bought poverty & unhappiness to millions & millions of yet born British taxpayers?
As a women, you disgust me.
Does she sleep with him? In fact, does she even sleep under the same roof?
Et voila, the exception that proves the rule perhaps? Or perhaps the theory just isn’t right. Whatever it is, I cannot imagine old Gorgon McRuin holding any kind of appeal, sexual or otherwise for woman, vegetable or mineral; the man is just a black-hole of attraction, charm or warmth.
MY anniversary. Very revealing. IMHO. *takes his psychologist hat off*
Does she mean when her contract was signed or when the sham marriage took place?
Nothing wrong with grey(ing) beards either.
Yep, still as nutty as the proverbial.
Is that viagra on expenses?
Only for members.
I thought Labour only thought about young “men”, we don’t care about the opposite sex. I’m off to Hampstead Heath, anyone else coming?
yop^2
And in other news; Paul Flynn has been caught cheating on his long term wife with a suspected prostitute. He claims she is a mistress as he follows Hugh Hefner’s affair model by giving her an exorbitant allowance once per week…
And in other news, rusty Dave Cameron has just spent another £5 million today on his vanity war in Libya.
Burning our money.
Blue Labour out.
“I never hugged him, I bombed him!”
Baroness Thatcher on Mad Dog Gaddaffi
Dunno about cold baths, but a cold shower causes a, hmm, bodily reaction in my case.
No, no, ladies, form an orderly queue!
Speaking of big grey beards, what’s Gordon’s one up to these days?
Parliament should not be about looks but about policy, We are getting screwed left,right and centre by politicons/media/police, come on Guido, so many Hunts to nail????
O/T
Any tory Mps reading this?
Cut spending and taxes and put the country before your own intrests!
Where do I sign? I want to be a MP!!!!!
You can write?
Don’t bother to even apply to be an MP …… you’ve already shown you’re too intelligent.
Does it apply equally to men and women or is it really just and excuse for male MPs shagging around?
Then again if they are screwing eachother it give us a break from them screwing us.
Dirty old man.
I bet he wears a beige raincoat with some Werther’s Originals in the pockets in case he spots a “target”.
This is why I advertise on massagespace
MPs and other politicians need to walk around in sackcloth and ashes once a month, flagellating themselves with wet fish, for our general amusement and also to remind themselves that they are also mere mortals. They should also follow ancient traditions at Christmas and have 650 or so plebs living it up in the House of Commons and serve them with food and drinks. Same for the House of Lords. I’d suggest a Court Jester or Fool as well, but the current Speaker seems to do the job adequately.
This morning BNET, the business news website of the American network CBS, comes up with a potential solution to CNN’s “looming Piers Morgan problem” as they describe it: they should hire MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow instead.
Rachel, says writer Jim Edwards, “consistently beats Morgan’s evening show in the ratings, and that’s the perfect excuse to put Morgan on hiatus — perhaps for a long-form documentary in a faraway land? — or replace him altogether before Her Majesty’s finest invite Morgan to tea and biscuits at Scotland Yard.”
http://www.thedrum.co.uk/news/2011/08/03/24427-cnn-should-replace-piers-with-rachel-says-cbs-pundit-as-brit-pips-her-in-ratings/
Gay men do sometimes have loving stable relationships with the opposite sex, but I doubt if this is the case with Jock McMincer, the bogus ex prime minister.
The name is Cock – Handycock!
Whey hey Paul!
http://www.po12bg.com/id93.html
No, I think ya’re deluded.
Dettol and wire brush on standby…
Attractive to the opposite sex? Lib Dums MPs??
Just ask my ladies about large grey beards
this is typical of these mundane c-u-n-t-s
they see themselves as paragons of virtue
their respective constituents are broken into two distinct groups
1. those that are loyal, fully support their MP agree their every move
2. those that question every detail of an MPs action, who don’t take their word as gospel and in communication are deemed as abusive – because they disagree – these are the worst sort of constituent and ones you ban whenever you can
MPs are fucking SCUM
sexy my arse
Flynn’s nickname in Parliament is ewok!
Paul Flynn is my friend, that is why he has made this statement. He knows I am about to be exposed on Sept 7 and he is trying to defuse the situation. Thanks Paul. Boaz.
Absolute bollocks !
Most mp’s are attracted to the same sex or animals or even a jar of worms !
Hey I have a sexy big grey beard Guido Fawkes! You’re in deep trouble now, pal.
Hope your next shit’s a hedgehog!
Some women are beyond comprehension. What made that stupid girl marry that Iraqi illegal scum that ran down that girl and left her to die under his wheels? Everywhere i see white girls in tow with asians, mid-easterns and, i will say it,coons. Spades if you prefer, some say niggers. They are not all bad of course, but the mentality of these girls is suspect.