July 26th, 2011

LibDems Prepare for Huhne Charge

Certain LibDems, who should know better, are pretending that Chris Huhne could cling on to his Cabinet post even if he is charged by Essex Police for forcing his wife to lie on his behalf, and then instigating a cover-up. How exactly would these one-time bastions of morality justify having someone who the police believe to be a blatant and wanton liar formulating laws and policy at the top table?

Harriet Harman survived bumping a car when she was in government, but her crime does not involve a potential jail sentence and, as far as Guido knows, she didn’t threaten Jack Dromey to remain silent about it. His crimes aside, after thirteen years of Labour destroying the honourable resignation, the speed and dignity at which David Laws walked was refreshing to say the least. Here was someone taking responsibility for their actions and doing the right thing immediately. Compare and contrast this to his yellow comrade Chris who has threatened his wife and children and is using them as a human shield to protect his fatally-wounded political career. Such cowardice is beyond contempt. 

There would be no love lost with either the PM or the DPM if Huhne was to walk, but if he is going to continue to delude himself that a lawmaker can survive being a law-breaker, then Downing Street should have the decency to sack him. It’s not like a reshuffle can be that far off anyway…


  1. 1
    Vicky says:

    Gotcha! You Huhne.


    • 5
      Carina Trimingham says:

      He is the Lesbian’s best friend.


      • 13
        Car ina Spinagin says:

        I take your penalty point


        • 40
          Anonymous says:

          Just like most of you people argue when it came to Rupert and his gang; why cannot Huhne be innocent until convicted in courts?

          Huhne hasn’t been even arrested unlike some of Rupert’s gang. Also I thought PM is responsible for keeping some one as minister.


          • Self Confessed says:

            Because we have read the transcript of the tape where he implicates himself of doing the vile deed.


          • Johann Hari says:

            Oooh, you take all the fun out of stamping on people’s reputations. Beast!


          • space monkey says:

            Fuck off anonymous, you drippy little twat.


          • Lord Lucan says:

            Huhne is guilty as sin. He is a fundamentally dishonest individual who would throw his family under the bus to save his pathetic politcal career. He will be found guilty and sent down. A fitting end for a slimy, corrupt Looter of the first order.


          • Anonymous says:

            Lord Lucan says: July 26, 2011 at 6:06 pm

            Might be but as most of you said about Rupert and his gang, Huhne hasn’t been convicted.

            He cannot be that bad otherwise he would have had very close relationship with Rupert and his gang like Cameron and Osborne.

            Cameron is responsible for making him a minister and still keeping him.


          • Anonymous says:

            Self Confessed says: July 26, 2011 at 5:19 pm

            Rupert has accepted hacking Milly Doowler’s phone, this is why he was forced to say sorry.


          • Socialism Ate My Fututre says:

            His crack pot “Green Energy” ideas alone should be enough for a jail sentence.

            Eco loon and climate liar, he has about as much dignity as the slappers in Geordie Shore


          • Anonymous says:

            Socialism Ate My Fututre says: July 26, 2011 at 6:41 pm

            The stupid policy is government policy not just his. If Cameron doesn’t agree with him as PM, Cameron could always through these polices out.

            Just look at Cameron’s car, its one of the biggest you can find; he is two faced assho*e.


          • space monkey says:

            As I said, fuck off Anonymous you drippy little twat. Of course he’s got a big car, he’s the PM of the whole of the U fucking K…….FFS.


          • Anonymous says:

            So much for the age of austerity: Cameron’s new gas-guzzling Jaguar which has cost the taxpayer £200,000
            Last updated at 10:40 AM on 16th February 2011

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            He had previously said that Government Ministers should take the Tube to slash government spending.
            But David Cameron doesn’t appear to have listened to his own message in the age of austerity.
            Sitting proudly in Downing Street today, this is one of Prime Minister’s fleet of bullet-proof Jaguars that take him to official engagements.

            Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1357339/David-Camerons-age-austerity-200k-Jaguar-outside-10-Downing-Street.html#ixzz1TF3hqNnx


          • It's Fatchers fault!!!! says:

            “Cameron could always through these polices out.”

            Hot tip, one way to spot a useless Labour trolling shite bag. After 13 years of Labour edukashun, they spell ‘throw’ as ‘through’.


          • Lard Prescott says:

            Look at me, I’ve got 2 jags….


          • socialism has murdered one and fifty million human beings pride says:

            Because Rupe isn’t a green freak who is planning to have thousands of old people die of the winter cold to fulfill some windmill wanker’s fantasy.

            Piss on Huhne and you you eco-freak bastard.


        • 98
          Morgan's Organ says:

          If Vicky hadn’t made him a pointless prick he’d still be a pointless prick!


          • David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

            He hides 20% of tax on your energy bill under government obligation to the environment and then puts VAT on top. He is quite happy for the energy companies to take the blame for putting 20% on our bills to subsidise private companies FFS. i want the 20 % taken off my bill for the false reasons given by him and the Lie Dumbs.


      • 89
        Rev. Cuntwatcher says:

        once a hunhne always a c’unt


        • 154
          David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

          I want David Laws before the court. It does not take this long to investigate such a crime, who is influencing the police this time??

          His defence to false accounting is that he is a homosexual. This is simply not an proper exemption to the offence. Buying his boyfriend a house at the taxpayers expense was calculated and deliberate. At the time of his fiddling he knew he was a homosexual so I am not sure how this mitigates his behaviour either morally or lawfully.

          How many Lie Dumbs will appear in a court before the next election. Guido ought to have a sweep stake on it.


        • 253
          A C*nt says:

          That’s an insult to us c*nts.


      • 111
        A seriously warped two-faced two-tongued lying bastard says:

        I’m happy, – and nuthn’s ma fult ye un’stan.


    • 11
      Where's the story? says:

      So there’s not actually anything new in this post? Just that some LibDems don’t want Huhne to resign.


      • 23
        Johann Hari says:

        Your point?


      • 35
        Archer Karcher says:

        Lighten up, Huhne is a huhne of the highest order, a more devious backstabbing opportunist would be hard to find.
        That he is also an alleged domestic bully and manipulative emotional blackmailer, is of course no surprise either.
        In fact, the only thing about the wretched man that is surprising, is that he has not, so far, signed a Brownian style £30 billion contract for a fleet of windmill powered airliners, to be built by an obscure firm in Eastleigh.


        • 60
          eastleigh global says:

          there’s something you ought to know


          • Handycock, No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

            I will have you know that Chris Huhne is an amateur compared with me. I have all the qualtities desribed above in abundant excess plus many more.Boaz Chris, you will be looked after by the Brothrehood, just as I have been.


          • Kinnochio and Mangledbum - "Self- enrichment in public employment is our business" says:

            Handycock you stupid little man – your troughing is League II compared to our Premiership efforts


          • Handycock, No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

            But I am still in Parliament and you two aren’t, therefore I am No1 Trougher.


    • 162
      John says:

      When the file has been examined by the DPP and he decides the best way to deal with this is….. not enough evidence to safely secure a conviction……. I would say to the DPP ithat n the interest of justice let the jury decide.



    • 252
      Dalai Llama Ding Dong says:

      This is for “Sophie” – modded by mini me guido so that I could not reply…

      Dalai Llama Ding Dong says:
      July 26, 2011 at 4:43 pm

      Who gives a stuff about the Clegg sideshow – he and Camerooon are all europhiles sending us all down the toilet – we as a nation ar phucked, broke, pensions trashed, being asked to work into our 70s 80s, all jobs outsouced, all maufacturing sent to China, kids in debt to the banksters all their lives to get a worthless ‘degree’ that won’t even get them a jon stacking shelves, we have all been phucked by ALL parties since ww2, we are a dead society…

      Posted by: admin ⋅ July 25, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment
      Posted in: Conspiracies, False Flags, News, Top Stories


      “Norway was prepared to vote for Palestinian statehood in the UN General Assembly and this Mossad terrorist attack was symbolic. The negotiations that led to the international agreement on a future Palestinian state are known as the “Oslo Accords.” – Investigative journalist and former U.S. Navy Intelligence officer Wayne Madsen.
      Also, check out this post at Washington’s Blog: Terrorist Bomb Attack in Oslo, Norway … Who Dunnit? An excerpt:
      Norway is an odd choice as a Muslim terror target:

      Norway has endorsed Palestinian statehood. See this, this andthis
      Norway has excluded Isareli investments. As Haaertz reportedlast year:

      Norway’s 450 billion euro oil-riches fund has excluded two Israeli firms involved in developing settlements … on ethical grounds, Norway’s finance ministry said on Monday.

      Indeed, Senator Lieberman has accused Norway of promotinganti-semitism
      Norway has also announced its plan to withdraw from the Libyan war
      The summer camp where the shootings took place had just concluded a pro-Palestinian rally the day before

      This is hardly the profile of a normal Muslim terrorist target. Therefore, many are alleging that it is another false flag terror attack.

      Sophie says:
      July 26, 2011 at 4:51 pm

      I believe your tinfoil hat is over there…..

      Nemo says:
      July 26, 2011 at 6:32 pm

      That guy looks a very strange Isreali

      Dalai LLama Ding Dong says:
      July 26, 2011 at 11:34 pm

      The Dalai doesn’t wear a tin foil hat, bollock brain, he wears a yellow hat.

      The Gelug or Gelug-pa (or dGe Lugs Pa, dge-lugs-pa, or Dgelugspa), also known as the Yellow Hat sect, is a school of Buddhism founded by Je Tsongkhapa (1357–1419), a philosopher and Tibetan religious leader. The first monastery he established was at Ganden, and to this day the Ganden Tripa is the nominal head of the school, though its most influential figure is the Dalai Lama. Allying themselves with the Mongols as a powerful patron, the Gelug emerged as the pre-eminent buddhist school in Tibet since the end of the 16th century.

      So fuck off.


  2. 2
    Nu Attack Dog says:

    Well said Guido.


    • 17
      Modulus says:

      Not sure the PM’s got the Balls unlike the other baying mob.


    • 130
      Impartial Commentator says:

      “she didn’t threaten Jack Dromey to remain silent about it”

      Are you ███████ kidding? Hattie feels that Jack is the embodiment of the oppression of women and he is permanently locked in the cellar.




  3. 3
    Jimmy says:

    “How exactly would these one-time bastions of morality justify having someone who the police believe to be a blatant and wanton liar formulating laws and policy at the top table?”

    I think the reason they gave was that the numbers didn’t stack up for a coalition with Labour.


  4. 4
    MickyC says:

    it’s not like the Met police have just been shown to be blatant and wanton liars now is it?


  5. 6

    David Laws committed “crimes” did he now?

    I know your position leaves you virtually immune from defamation action, but really Guido, you shouldn’t be throwing around accusations like that which are unproven as though they are fact.

    The last time I checked David Laws had no criminal charges brought against him for his misrepresentation to the fees office. That’s not to say he was found guilty of wrongdoing, but as far as I can see, no evidence of criminality exists and Parliamentary Investigation and the CPS to date seem to agree.


    • 20
      Sir William Waad says:

      He may have done. It depends whether he genuinely believed that he was not in ‘a spousal relationship’. He got the benefit of the doubt because of the difficulty of proving such a thing.


      • 42
        walk the lines says:

        you’re so right – getting his bumchum’s todger up his shitter every night is hardly spousal behaviour.

        such dignity


    • 105
      Harold Wilson in a mac says:



      • 138
        Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

        If the CPS and HMRC had any balls a lot of other fraudsters and flippers would be joining him as well.


        • 156
          David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

          Like the police they are influenced and/or corrupted by government who will later claim they are independent if caught out.


      • 139
        Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

        It’s not the CPS. They do what they are told by the Government, how do you think they get their jobs? If the CPS were truly independent, I would have been in jail long ago.


      • 155
        A proper right winger! says:

        Yes Harold your another individual who sets themselves up as judge, jury and executioner. Are you also an arm chair general and dining table super sleuth? The point is David Laws hasn’t been prosecuted, that’s a reality, live with it and stop living in “what should have happened land”.


  6. 7
    Sir William Waad says:

    Chris Huhne’s has a misson in life – utterly and irrevocably to screw up electricity generation in the UK and condemn us to a cold, poor and expensive future – and all you can do is knock him!


    • 24
      b34st says:

      You left out his other mission statement

      “To boldly go and fuck more ugly women than any man has done before”


      • 38
        I fucked Sally Bercow in the ass, hard. says:

        “To boldly go and fuck more ugly women than any man has done before” ??

        You have it precisely backwards.

        ‘To boldly go and get fucked by more ugly women than any man has done before’


      • 52
        Sir William Waad says:

        ….he said, pulling his trousers up over his belly


      • 142
        Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

        Surely you are talking about me?


    • 118
      ;) says:

      They’re call “Brownouts”


    • 148
      Reds Under the Bed says:

      It is absolutely essential that Huhne is replaced by a pragmatic Energy Secretary and not an idealistic Climate Change Secretary – in fact the latter name should be dropped.

      All leading analysts and even newspapers are now of the opinion that wind farms are useless during the cold spells when we need them most, are hugely expensive to install and operate compared to modern gas turbines (which have to be build in tandem as the windmills AS BACKUP!

      But Huhne is guilty of an even bigger crime – he’s planning massive stealth taxes on our electricity bills to pay for this fantasy of global warming.


      • 225
        socialism has murdered one hundred and fifty million human beings pride says:

        Huhne is not any sort of idealist–he is a scummy commisar who gets hard lording it over ordinary people.


  7. 8
    The late Rt Hon Robin Cook MP says:

    “after thirteen years of Labour destroying the honourable resignation”

    Fuck You


    • 49
      misterned says:

      There were two honourable exceptions to the Labour dishonourable leaving kicking and screaming with fingernails clawing the door jamb.

      One was Robin Cook who resigned on his conscience. The other was former Education secretary Estelle Morris, who resigned because she felt that she was “not up to the job”.

      Those two were both very honourable exceptions to labour ministers lying, and twisting to stay in office for as long as possible.


      • 68
        Call me Infidel says:

        Though Robin Cook was still a fucking Hoon.


        • 74
          Margaret Cook says:

          He also honourably dumped his wife at Heathrow departures.


          • misterned says:

            I was not commenting on the honourability or otherwise of any of his other decisions. Only on the fact that his resignation was honourable.


          • Och Eye the Noo says:

            agreed but he was still a scottish ginger minger with a silly voice caught slipping out to pump his bird’s meter before creeping back in to shunt her headboard. Always thought the way he croaked it up some mountain was a bit Dr Kelly’ish too.


          • Heathrow ashtray says:

            nope he resigned when caught the cnut


      • 77
        Oh shit - cheerio love! says:

        Cookie was so principled that, when told news of his affair with his secretary was about to emerge, he dumped his wife at an airport departure gate in order to save his ministerial career.


        • 88
          misterned says:

          I never claimed Robin Cook was principled, or honourable in any other way or time, just that his resignation was honourable, and it was.


          • Jimmy says:

            Interesting that the example given of an “honourable” resignation by the standards of the Cameron administration is someone forced out for embezzlement.

            Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t the last Tory honourable departure from government Ian Gow in 1985?


          • below the belter says:

            not nice jimmy


          • Jimmy says:

            Jesus wept. I probably should add subtitles for the terminally thick here. Ian Gow resigned from government in 1985 on a point of principle. He was murdered in 1990.


        • 248
          Dalai Llama Ding Dong says:

          Och Eye the Noo says:
          July 26, 2011 at 6:05 pm

          agreed but he was still a scottish ginger minger with a silly voice caught slipping out to pump his bird’s meter before creeping back in to shunt her headboard. Always thought the way he croaked it up some mountain was a bit Dr Kelly’ish too.

          Of course Cook was assassinat000d, it paved the way for non-entity Bliar to come along out of fucking NOWERE (long term CIA asset, read the novel dears) and phuck our country to oblivion…

          Now on 50m is it?

          And slotgob’s creatures are now on the fast track in DC and elsewhere for glorious future troughing!


      • 106
        dumping your wife at the airport on the instructions of Comical Ali says:

        Oh FFS !!! That odious little c unt Cook did not resign out of conscience he resigned because he calculated possibly correctly that The Iraq War would finish Blair off and he would step into the leaders shoes. He was an c unt pure and simple just ask his ex wife.


      • 160
        Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

        Cook did the right thing over Iraq but his ethical foreign office policy was in shreds by then – Kosovo did for him in that regard.

        His personal behaviour was little short of disgraceful – not because he had an affair but because of the callous way he ditched his wife to pander to Bad Al and try and save his career.


    • 50
      Archer Karcher says:

      One swallow does not make a summer.


  8. 9
    Mata Hari says:

    Perhaps because there is more to the judicial system than the police?


  9. 10
    Morgan's Organ says:

    For God’s sake get that pompous oaf out of or sight without further delay!


  10. 12
    Moussa Koussa says:

    This is great stuff Guido….destroying the very cockalition that you and your cockaltion minions support.

    Cause a reshuffle, then let the party begin…..LOL


  11. 13

    Another politician possibly hogging a prison cell, that aside, his career looks like it is finished.


  12. 15
    A poofter says:

    The claymation Marxist J’oo, Ed is gonna rip the coalition a new arsehole over Huhne’s political execution….

    Please could someone in the Tory party please focus upon what said wretch, and the ludicrous Balls have been saying about a double dip recession!!!!!, ‘we didnt borrowe too much’, spend more!!!!!!!, ‘dont undermine the foundations of the house by not borrowing??????’ (even Balls must think that attack line is cretinous), etc, to remind the few remaining self reliant, hard working, English citizens what the real stakes are.

    I mean of course Dave is too busy with his happiness index, and Warsi is too busy doing something…….., but purlease people, remind the citizens what a shower of shyte cu’nts Labour are when they get their shit/blood stained hands on other people’s moneys


    • 33
      David Roses says:

      In my last interview with John Maynard Keynes it became utterly clear to me Britian must print more money to employ Polish construction workers to build gleaming new Hospitals, where Zimbabwean nurses can care for the obese, TB infected, alcoholic people from Africa, and the Indian sub continent, who come here for health care.


      • 82
        The deranged, deluded, devious, destroyer of economies, Ed Balls says:

        So what?????????????


      • 145
        Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

        That is what our democracy is all about. It is and always has been liberal democrat policy for unrestricted immigration. It siuts me because it gets me re-elected, fuck the rest of you.


  13. 16
    Sylvio says:

    He could attend one of my bung bunga parties and then deny it.
    The Sun would love it and his career would take off again.
    Pity about the NOTW . I always loved to read about myself.


  14. 18
    b34st says:

    He certainly ticks all the multiculti diversity boxes doesnt he?

    Shagging Hayley from Coronation St , some Greek lady man and now a spot of perverting the course of justice
    How long before he is exposed a mong molesting bi sexual paedo?
    Just the sort of person that the Lib Dems are crying out for
    Oh hold on the job is already taken by Handoncock


  15. 19
    Can't get the staff says:

    Looks like Guido and H@rry have put the tea boy in charge of their blog today. A succession of none stories.

    Even my spell checker wanted me to replace blog with bog.


  16. 21
    Johann Hari says:

    Just wanted to let you all know I’m back online at http://www.johannhari.com, but have had to delete and bar comments due to trolling.


  17. 22
    The Police says:

    We will only arrest him when the Mirror gives us the thumbs up. They are our new paymasters.


  18. 25
    No Gift Nick says:

    Apologies for veering off topic, but just to highlight Balls’s track record before he gets on beeb news and newsnight this eve,

    Balls’s deficits when tax take was high owing to housing bubble stamp duty and taxes on high city bonuses and profits:

    Figures (%), according to OECD, for UK’s deficits in

    2002: -2.0

    2003: -3.7

    2004: -3.6

    2005: -3.3

    2006: -2.2

    2007: -2.8

    Balls and Brown ran these deficits when trade balance was negative as well – truly reckless to run budget deficts when your revenues are inflated and trade balance is negative. That huge mistake alone disqualifies him for ever getting near to Nr 10 or Nr 11 again.

    Maybe a beeb presenter can ask Balls why he engineered those deficits from 2002 to 2007. But I suppose it won’t happen, since labour give beeb more money than other parties are inclined to.


  19. 27
    pete says:

    I doubt he’ll be charged with ‘forcing’ his wife to take the points because there’ll be no evidence that he did any such thing.

    How does one ‘force’ someone else to do such a thing?

    In other cases like this, it is usually a matter of one person agreeing to take the points for another.


    • 37
      Paper Work says:

      He said. She said.

      Unless the Plod can unearth the signed form detailing who the driver was and it can be proven it is a forgery of Vicky’s signature.


    • 63
      Harry the Camel says:

      aka conspiracy


    • 71
      misterned says:

      If they prove (through her confession) that he forced her to take the points, then he is a criminal who should be sent down for conspiracy to pervert the cause of justice and several other offences.

      If they show that she willingly took the points to protect him, and he knew about it and allowed her to do that, then he is guilty of being an accessory to conspiracy to pervert the cause of justice.


      • 112
        More legal bollox from the armchair says:

        You cant be an “accessory to a conspiracy” there is no such thing you are either part of the conspiracy or not. Anyway you cant have a conspiracy of one person which in your case would be his wife as the conspirator with her self and Huhne as an accessory to that conspiracy, please think before you spout shite


    • 266
      Isambard Brunel says:

      Agreeing as in ‘I agree to give you 10000 smackers if you agree not to shoot me?’


  20. 29
    Popeye says:

    He’s pure unadulterated scum.


  21. 32
    A.Blagger says:

    Rupert Murdoch says he is touched by all the messages left on amy winehouses voice mail.


  22. 39
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Sorry, but the words ‘David Laws’ and ‘dignity’ do not belong in the same sentence.


    • 51
      walk the lines says:

      how about “David Laws”, “dishonest” and “sodomite”?


    • 251
      Dalai Llama Ding Dong says:

      Fail, they are IN the same sentence: “Sorry, but the words ‘David Laws’ and ‘dignity’ do not belong in the same sentence.”


  23. 41
    Geoffrey G Brooking says:

    Pitty he can’t take that other lying so and so from Portsmouth South with him!


  24. 43
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Bring on the Reshuffle, so we can all wet ourselves.

    Gove the Gimp…..God knows where he could go
    Clarke…….My god, what can we do with him.
    Woeful…….Warsi cannot go, especially after the Norway Neo Con Nutter.
    Mitchell……1950’s Tory, very old school loon.
    Laws…….No chance
    Vague……He needs to stay at FO, ie Out of sight
    Cable……Has to stay, no choice.
    Clegg… ..Has to stay, no choice.
    Gidders…..Has to stay at No 11, no choice
    C*unt…..Damaged goods.
    Pork Pie…..Embarrassing.
    IDS……Embarrassing with bells on.
    May…..Talentless in high heels.

    Pretty Bleak.

    Yeah….Good luck with the reshuffle


    • 54
      walk the lines says:

      it’s a government of all the talents – led by dave – two lines – cameron, the archie rice of our time


    • 61
      Call me a cynic says:

      Still, look on the bright side, non of the are Balls.


      • 72
        The Dirty Rat says:

        Or Harmen, Alexander, Cooper, Burnham, Khan, Benn etc. etc. etc.
        Collectively known as a clusterf**k of mp’s.


    • 70
      Engineer says:

      Moussa, mind if I ask a polite question?

      Have you ever actually engaged brain before making a comment? I only ask because I can’t remember you ever making a funny, thoughtful or profound comment. Just the lowest form of partisan balderdash.


    • 75
      misterned says:

      And there is only Cable on that list who is so utterly desperately and brain-numbingly thick and incompetent that he would look at home in a labour cabinet.

      The rest of them are pretty poor too, but way better than anyone on the current labour front bench, who (let’s not forget) constantly reminded us that they were nowhere near as capable as Gordon Brown, who they claimed was head and shoulders above them all in ability and experience.

      So although it is mildly depressing seeing who could go where in a current reshuffle, it is much more heartening to see those names rather than Miliband, Balls, Harman, Blears, Dromey, Straw, Mandelson, et al.


    • 207
      Farmer Geddon says:

      Fingers crossed for Carswell & Davis then……
      plus Oaten for comedy value…


    • 228
      socialism has murdered one hundred and fifty million human beings pride says:

      Moussa Puker:

      Sure this BlueLab scum are shite.

      And the filth of your ZaNuLAB shite share the same stench.

      13 years of your garbage and then more of the same.

      Piss on you all


  25. 45
    Detestable Colonial says:

    Can someone explain to me why this clown thought a piddly little speeding ticket was such a mortal hazard to his reputation and career that he had to try to pin it on his wife instead?

    Given all those silly-ass cameras with which Labour defaced the roadsides of Great Britain it’s almost impossible to NOT collect one periodically, I’d think. It’s only by exceptional good luck I’ve managed to avoid having my mug in your tax collectors’ files when I’ve been over there.

    And, after all, at the political level having a speeding ticket in your own name just means you’re too prole to rate a car and a driver, right?


  26. 48
    Essex Police says:

    So when it finally comes out that he didn’t force her to take the points, she offered and he agreed and they will both only receive a caution then he will bask in the “I told you the allegations were incorrect” line in the hope he keeps his job…and he probably will.


    • 62
      DSK says:

      It worked for me


      • 104
        Dsk says:

        sofitel wanted me to do an ad for them extolling their great service …when I recorded the line…’the staff were down on their knees bending over backwards for me to come again’ even I had to smile


    • 96
      Tony E says:

      Anything less than his wife having proven to be the real driver of the car should result in his resignation.

      Signing the form is perverting the course of justice, and his knowledge (and reciept of the original letter as the car is registered to him) would make him equally guilty.


    • 102
      Yates of the Yard says:

      If you accept a caution you admit guilt. Difficult even for a LibDem to retain the moral high ground and a Cabinet job after that.


    • 124
      Infuriated of West Mids says:

      If she offered and he agreed, then they’re both guilty of perverting the course of justice, and I can’t see that the CPS could realisitcally argue that a caution was sufficient.


      • 178
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        Since when has the CPS been realistic when dealing with left-wing parliamentary slebs?


  27. 57
    Call me a cynic says:

    I see AljaBeeba are trotting out Mrs Hune as their tame economist.
    No questions about her probity of course.


    • 84
      Eamonn U Ensis says:

      She was on the Jeff Randall Show on Sky last night as well…..has she been advised to raise her profile ?


      • 235
        Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

        She’s doing it because Huhne the Hoon is in hiding and it reminds people of the situation.


  28. 58
    Gordon Brown says:

    I like Upsy Daisy better than Iggle Piggle. Iggle Piggle looks like David Cameron and HE’S POOEY!


  29. 59
    Loloahi Tapui says:

    Worked for Patricia Scotland, did it not?


  30. 66
    Uddin of Bongla Ditch says:

    Just keep on denying everything. It worked for me.


  31. 67
    Deal or No Deal says:

    Its all over. Obama and Boehner have now resigned themselves to shifting the blame. There will be no deal. The US is set for melt down. Hold onto your hats!


    • 78
      misterned says:

      There is still time for some last second deal. Even if it requires a wholly unconstitutional executive order from Obama to order the debt ceiling to be raised.


      • 180
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        We’ve seen this sort of sceptic wall-pissing game before. Whenever Congress and the White House are different colours, there’s much hooting and roaring about things being taken to the wire. It’s the same old, same old. And they’ve probably already worked out a solution.


    • 81
      Knights who say Ni says:

      It started in America…of that at least we can be certain this time around at least……the trouble with Americans is that they cannot understand the concept of “Cause and Effect”….no doubt they’ll be amazed when the market downgrades US Treasury Bonds …howeverl my money is still on Obama caving to Congress…. the guy hasn’t any “bottom” as my old Dad used to say


      • 114
        Deal or No Deal says:

        Agreed. If the House and Senate can reconcile a deal, any sort of deal, then Obama will sign it. He won’t veto, otherwise he would be held personally responsible for all of the fall out. But there is just so little room for give on both sides. The Republicans cannot accept any tax hike, at all. Most of them took anti-tax pledges when running for election, and the Democrats won’t accept 100% spending cuts without any additional tax revenue. The best we can hope for is some stop gap measure that kicks the can down the road for another 9 months.


      • 117
        Archer Karcher says:

        Omaha has plenty of front though, at one stage during the negotiations, he tried to compare himself with Reagan.


  32. 69
    Wait for it says:

    If you can manage this level of shrieky knickers in a twist self-righteousness before they even charge the bugger what are you going to do when they do? Spontaneously change sex?


  33. 80
    The Mirror is a ReD Rag full of Bull says:

    Can they hack it?


  34. 83
    Anonymous says:

    Why do you think the LibDem’s chosen colour is yellow? Do you really expect bravery from any of them, or even integrity?


    • 87
      Eamonn U Ensis says:

      A slight poetic justice if he’s charged seeing as how Huhne’s compay supplied GATSO Speed Cameras to the police


      • 224
        Hang 'em High says:

        I feel that old urge coming on, though I’ve often thought about necklassing.


        • 246
          laughing hangman says:

          Bad idea think of all the carbon released, why not concrete boots and dump him at the low tide mark at Westminster Bridge and just wait


          • Dalai Llama Ding Dong says:

            He’s dead already. No soul, no morals, ethics, completely walking dead, only here to serve his masters and trough. Dead.


  35. 85
    The Beast says:

    The Coalition is the lesser of two evils.


  36. 97
    Beelzebub says:

    by special arrangement with me none of the ten commanments apply to polticians. In fact their ninth commandment reads “thou shalt bear false witness at all times and in all places”


    • 123
      Engineer says:

      There’s also the eleventh commandment; “Thou shalt not get found out.”


      • 216
        Archbishop of Cunterbury says:

        Do what thou wilt as long as thou dost not get caught shall be the whole of the Law.


  37. 100
    Harold Wilson in a mac says:

    Laws doing the decent thing he shOULD be in f*****$#$ing jail!!!!


    • 258
      Dalai Llama Ding Dong says:


      He is unlucky, Laws got caught, MOST have got away with it, breaking LAWS…


      What about PEERS Moron! There is a natural justice in this world, and he will be our Xmas present, trust me!


  38. 110
    Archy Bishop of Canterbury says:

    One is so very pleased that the Bishops are stepping into the row over the eviction of the illegal pikeys at Basildon or somewhere or other in Essex and it is pleasing that the bailiffs are being sent on Kultural Awareness courses before the evictions takes place which hopefully they will because people have their rights and diversity people say that it is all about rights and so does Mr Phillips – or is it Lord Phillips? – I never can be sure but what I do know is that if St Tony were in office he would have everybody sitting round a nice table and drinking tea and going on a middle or third way which is neither one way nor another and which way was I going?anyway people who pay rates and taxes don’t count for much do they why should they and I’m here safe as houses in my nice Palace . . .

    Let us pray.


    • 115
      Anonymous says:

      I think they should all go over to Bish’s gaff and camp out in his graveyard.


    • 116
      Rev. Cuntwatcher says:

      you need to get out more…..


    • 120
      Beelzebub says:

      Your grace, in a very real sense, you forgot to give us all the now traditional episcopal flannel about global warming and on our rightful place as serfs in the EU Empire.

      I keep meaning to ask the bishops of the C of E, when they contemplate the example of Cranmer and other martyrs, is there anything, anything at all for which they would be burnt at the stake?

      Or are they all expedient “yes men” serving the world instead of God? If so them I suppoe I’ve won and England that was a jewel of Christian faith is wholely in the hands of Beelzebub.

      I remind your grace
      Mat 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.


    • 127
      Jan says:

      They should send in Bobby McDonagh the Irish Ambassador to the UK. Let him sort out his p..k….ys. Most of these people have houses in Limerick.They just go to the UK for a bit of pillage and th….v…g. I have never ever seen a tr….ve…ller with an old banger (except for his wife).They have top-of-the-range everything. If I wanted to build on land here I can’t. They are breaking EU law as they will only allow local Irish to build houses in the countryside.Blatant discrimination yet they are the first to complain about the Brits. They have ignored the EU ruling whereby it is an offence to discriminate against any other European group. At least in Basildon NOBODY is allowed to build on that land.


  39. 122
    BillyBob.... says:

    Chop off the thespian lovers knob………….. !!!


  40. 128
    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    Pity there aint a British Brevik too walk into Parliament guns and bombs blazing.


  41. 129
    Cressida's dick says:

    Goodbye and take your loony policies with you.

    Bubba, next one on the way. He likes green energy so on the lawn would be preferable to the showers.


    • 152
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      Cressida is a member of Common Purpose as are the Chief Executive and Monitoring Officer Portsmouth City Council, as am I.


  42. 131
    Moley. says:

    “How exactly would these one-time bastions of morality justify having someone who the police believe to be a blatant and wanton liar formulating laws and policy at the top table”

    All Huhne has to do is to cross the floor of the house and join the Labour Party, where all the front bench politicians are proven liars from ex Prime Minister Brown downwards.

    Not sure though how such a move to the right will go down with Clegg and the other Lib Dems.

    Probably be allright because most Lib Dems appear to have the morality of a nymphomaniac cross gender ferret, so I expect nothing will change.


  43. 133
    Barroness Scotchplace said Harriet bumps a daisy then fucked off says:

    Re that bitch Harman pissing off and not reporting an accident well the law is quite clear except of course if you are a Labour party member

    Failing to Stop at the Scene of an Accident

    Failing to stop if involved in an accident is considered a very serious offence by the courts. In fact, failure to stop and failure to report an accident are both serious traffic offences. Any driver who is involved in a traffic accident and does not exchange details with the other driver can face prosecution. Drivers who have been involved in an accident have a legal obligation to stop and identify themselves. This is the case whether the driver actually caused the accident or not.

    Punishments for Leaving or Failing to Report a Road Traffic Accident

    As two of the more serious road traffic offences there are severe
    punishments involved if the driver is found guilty. Failure to stop at the scene of an accident and failure to report an accident can both result in driving disqualifications. Both of these offences can result in the driver having up to 10 penalty points applied to his or her licence. A fine of up to £5000 can also be applied. Drivers found guilty of either of these traffic offences can also be sentenced to up to six months in prison, although this is rare.

    Of course if you are Labour then it doesnt count neither will it be reported on the BBC


    • 144
      do keep up! says:

      Do you really think that the same wouldn’t happen under the current bunch of tossers?

      Come on!


      • 192
        nell says:

        Bigger question is would someone like hattieharpic have even dared leave an accident like that if she had only been in opposition?

        And would old baroness scotchland have got away so lightly with employing illegal immigrants if she had not been the labour attorney general?!



  44. 134
    gildedtumbril says:

    Criminality and/or malfeasance while in office should be rewarded with capital punishment. It is ‘the right thing to do’.


  45. 140
    DianaGate says:

    Kind of spooky having a meeting on a small island in order to determine the future leader of their Labour party.


    • 157
      Infuriated of West Mids says:

      Does anyone else think it a bit weird that I almost get the sense that the leader of the camp (the one with the odd quiff) is constantly being pictured next to the Prime Minister as if he’ll be his natural replacement in a few years’ time?

      I’m fully prepared to accept that I’m being overly paranoid, though.


  46. 141
    Bellpot Inger says:

    A whole day without a Hari story? Please cancel my subscription.


  47. 151
    Monkey Puzzle says:

    If the USA defaults, should and will the Chinese allow the Yuan to float freely?


    • 171
      South of the M4 says:

      They won’t, and they won’t. Because they can’t and because they don’t want too.
      Much of the US debt is to itself, and the Chinese need the exports. Business as usual come Tuesday. SNAFU.


      • 260
        Dalai Llama Ding Dong says:

        The new gold is food (monsanto, weaponised seeds to kill us all, eugenics), water (all the quangos, rationed), electricity (see previous, nukes being ruled out, coal forbidden, WINDNILLS ‘R’ US!!!) and carbon fleecing (rothscild, stated purpose in 1987, all carbon crapola to go through the rothschild bank in switzerland)

        any more questions?


  48. 158
    Takis Mamoni says:

    I’m totally pissed off. I was looking forward to retiring at 52. Now thanks to this fucking bail out I’ll have to wait another 2 years. We Greeks do not deserve this.


    • 159
      Bella Enda says:

      It is the same in Italia. The dolce vita is over.


    • 165
      Euro Trash says:

      Boo hoo, it’s the fault of the nasty credit rating agencies, they’re giving us the wrong kind of credit ratings!! The bastards are out to destroy the EU! We must set up our own internal agency and destroy the other agencies, that way we can fiddle the figures like we always do. After all, look how we’ve got away with not signing off the EU accounts for 14 years.


      • 190
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        Fitches is French owned. even they recognise the total fuck-up that is the Euro.


    • 261
      Dalai Llama Ding Dong says:

      None of this is funny, I bet only 2-3pc on this regular GF blog know what the fuck is in store.

      Fuck off and die, you glib arsehole of a Hunt.


  49. 161
    MrAngry61 says:

    Example 2:

    This is an example
    displaying the use
    of the paragraph tag.


  50. 163
    Alger Non says:

    taking of people turning into something else – Hoon should resign of course, does anyone else agree that Andrew Strauss is morphing in to Wayne Rooney? – receding hairline, fat/chubby, awful on tv witrh poor communication etc ….


    • 188
      nell says:

      receding hairline, fat/chubby, awful on tv with poor communication skills etc ….

      that could be bullyballs, cable or huhne couldn’t it?!


  51. 164
    Breivik says:

    Hello to all good and decent English people. I know I am among friends here. Together we will rebuild the world, my brothers. My success last weekend is only a small step. I have cleansed the earth of only a few socialist youths. It is now your turn to go forward and vanquish more of these vermin. Their screams will be our clarion call, their corpses our trophies. Go forth, my brothers. We are one. God is on our side, right is on our side, and might is on our side. The world is ours to rebuild.


    • 174
      stalin, mao tse tung, pol pot, robert mugabe etc etc says:

      We must set up more brainwashing youth camps to instil into the next generation the failed doctrine that has killed 150,000,000 + people. Oh yes.


      • 176
        Thatcher says:



        • 179
          you cannot make these socialist fuckers up says:

          Oh FFS! It’s Thatchers fault all along! Hahahahahahahahaha


        • 183
          It's Fatchers fault!!!! says:

          Calm down dear, it’s only a blog! I can see there’s a lot of hate building up inside you. Try taking a holiday on a small island somewhere.


          • Breivik says:

            I like the way you think. Let’s kill together.


          • 150 million dead and rising says:

            No, I’ve got a better idea, let’s set up more brainwashing socialist youth camps. That way, once we spread our pernicious doctrine world wide, we can easily kill more people!


          • Pinochet says:

            Well said, old boy! I had my men put rats up the vaginas of dirty socialist women. It was pure delight to watch those c unts scream in agony before they had bullets pumped into their whoring heads.


          • stalin, mao tse tung, pol pot, robert mugabe etc etc says:

            Sorry, you’ve still got a lot of catching up to do old son. What a wuss!


    • 191
      nell says:

      There is a place very dark, very deep, very hot and very horrid .

      I feel sure the God of all creeds and colours will keep you there for Eternity.


  52. 169
    I don't need no doctor says:

    BMIBaby charge 65p per minute to phone their customer services. How can they justify this charge – they can’t.


  53. 172
    Hold up a cotton pickin' Mo! says:

    Why would George Osborne have sixteen separate meetings with executives from Murdoch’s companies since May 2010?
    Just being sociable, was he?


  54. 182
    what a plonker says:

    I normally save all my bitterness for socialist scum like Red Ed and Blinky Balls ,
    but with Huhne I will make an exeption.


  55. 195
    Anonymous says:

    It is a racist outrage to require my wives to learn English before they can join me in this country. They do not need to know any English. I am perfectly capable of filling in their benefit forms for them.


  56. 199
    Anonymous says:

    “Only 7% of people claiming sickness benefits were unable to do any sort of work, new figures have shown.”

    In other words, 93% of cheating, scumbag fucks are claiming benefit either falsely or unnecessarily. We knew it was bad, but not this fucking bad surely?



    • 205
      Benny Fitz-Clements says:

      Steady on there !!! The B£iar/Brown years were fantastic for lead-swingers like me.

      It’s a great vote winner !!!!! ;)


      • 209
        nell says:

        Apparently not. Since the labour created welfare dependent class chose not to vote gordon in , in 2010.


  57. 201
    Ed talking in his sleep again says:

    With the destruction of Murdoch and our Euro-socialist re-education camps instilling common purpose dogma and politically correct brain washing techniques to the dumb down Euro youth. We will be able to continue with our mass immigration program to flood Europe and destroy the Right-wing scum and their libertarian free speech claptrap once and for all!

    Mhahahahahahaha, Mhahahahahahahaha….


  58. 206
    Breivik fan says:

    Why are lefties such heartless sociopaths? Evil lefties mock the loss of human life. The way Kia Abdullah joked about the deaths of three gap year students was evil. Why can’t lefties accept that not everyone shares their views? Why won’t they live and let live?

    In complete contrast, we have expressed nothing but basic, humane and decent satisfaction at the execution of socialists. It was only a matter of time before these 15 and 18 year old criminals had mobilised a new socialist regime to take over the world. The Norwegian Labour government is already guilty of atrocities. They’ve committed hundreds of bombings around the world, had business owners killed, the children of conservative Norwegians shot dead, and enforced regime change in countries. Norway’s record in the last ten years alone has been a blood soaked socialist rampage but thankfully one brave heroic man acted swiftly to destroy the next generation of Norwegian dictators. It’s just a pity he didn’t get to the pm or the socialist king and queen of Norway who also have the blood of millions on their hands. Hopefully Norway will stop being a haven for terrorists and dictators.

    When will lefties learn to have compassion? When?


  59. 212
    Leopold Bloom says:

    Huhne has nothing to lose by staying in post. If he is found guilty, he will get the boot, but if he is acquitted, he will continue to receive his salary while he continues to metastasize.

    Old lags-in-waiting and the as-yet-unsuspected will join his refrain that acquittal is innocence, and this soundbite will bounce from channel to channel until even Huhne believes himself innocent.


  60. 213
    A Knight unhorsed says:

    Why the fuck does the BBC persist in having Price on as an economic commentator? There are plenty of other potential commentators around.

    Fucking Beeb. I’d close them down if I had the chance.


  61. 214
    Big Brother Corporation says:


    • 226
      Mr Leeks says:

      Rumour has it he knew the police marksmen who he surrendered to, this explains why they referred to him by his first name and didn’t shot him on the spot. It’s not surprising in the sparsely populated city of Oslo, I bet they knew him from the local gun club he attended on a regular basis.


      • 231
        Jimmy says:

        Narr, the big rumour that’s flying around the web atm is that he is a police man!
        Oh yes one of their own went rogue, hence he HAD a full real Norwegian police force uniform on the time, I mean how on earth do you get a hold of one of them?
        This is why he is being held in isolation and all future court cases will be held in isolation, it’s got cover up written all over it.


      • 236
        Stick your head in the sand says:

        Yes that’s it, he’s MAD MAD MAD I say!

        This is important and your towing the media line, he knew exactly what he was doing, he’d pland it for seven fucking years!


      • 238
        Anonymous says:

        There he is, I see youuuuuuu!


  62. 218
    Anonymous says:

    Set to index maximum. APply also to all tagged or associated. -habeas corpus -rights of the chip


  63. 219
    Osborne in denial says Blinky says:

    That would be the same blinky that denied any probs with Brhoon, NooLieBore, the economy etc


  64. 220
    GordnoB Rown says:


    I’e covered my mobile phone with poo. This is proof that I have been cacked.


  65. 230
    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    Notice how the DOW and USA markets massive hit as investors and people realise the titanic is sinking and are now jumping into the lifeboats and overboard with their money to escape has been kept out of the mainstream news and supposedly it is only the start of the decline!

    The fuckers will be lucky to be able to eat next month, they are that short of money.

    Barry O can kiss the next election goodbye.

    We’ll have to dig up Bono and Geldof to put a Live Aid on for them.



    • 232
      The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

      ‘Brazil’s Real Closes At Strongest Level Vs Dollar In 12 Years’

      Even the South Americans are laughing at them!


    • 234
      A Vote for Change says:

      Well for once your certainly right there Mr TaT, Barry’O’Bummer is totally fucked, as are the American fuck-wits who voted for him and his spend thrift pie in the sky economics.


  66. 233


    Is Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan a fucking liar, or is Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan a fucking liar?

    One of these alternatives must be correct.


  67. 240

    Just seen a piece on sky news
    showing Mr Al Megrahi attending a pro government rally
    not bad for a man diagnosed by British doctors as having six months to live
    Two Fuckin years ago !
    if i become ill , fuck the nhs i’m off to Libya !


    • 242
      2 fish & 5 loaves of bread says:

      Indeed they have the most amazing doctors, miracle workers the lot of ‘em!


    • 247
      David Camoron says:

      “sky news showing Mr Al Megrahi attending a pro government rally”

      Despite my cuts, Britain is the 5th most powerful country in the world!

      That’s why, after four months, we still can’t beat a 3rd-world shit-hole like Li bya.

      I’ve gotta pay the MOD’s £1bn credit card bill. And give £13.3bn to the EU.

      Toodle pip.


    • 264
      Kenny MacAskill says:

      He is in training for the Olympic marathon in London next year.


  68. 245

    Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan Anders Behring Breivik: ‘I’m surprised I wasn’t stopped’


  69. 255
    Will Self says:

    I am a clueless knob!


  70. 259
    Louise Mental MP says:

    That Desert Island Discs tape’s brilliant Guido.

    Showtunes! He must be gay!

    That was the scoop wasn’t it?


  71. 262

    Chris Huhne Anders Behring Breivik: ‘I’m surprised I wasn’t stopped!!’


  72. 263
    Chris Huhne says:

    “If it falls to me to start a fight to cut out the cancer of bent and twisted journalism in our country with the simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play, so be it. I am ready for the fight. The fight against falsehood and those who peddle it. My fight begins today. Thank you and good afternoon.”


  73. 265
    wolvreen says:

    Sir Cable should be given this role, he was right to wage war on Mad Murdoch.
    Imagine what he would say and do to blow the fakery around the ‘wholesale market price’ joke with our completely, only place stupid enough, to do this in the world, ‘open’ market for energy companies?


  74. 267
    Mark Wouters says:

    Looks like Cammoron and Clegg have crawled out of Thatchers arsehole,Theyre doing everything The CIA tells them (plus some Elizabeth Reign for Good measure) good fucking tory arseholes.
    Theres no way the yanks and tories here can get out of Debt Crisis thanks to Neocons who murdered JFK ,Good fucking NAZIS.


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