July 21st, 2011

Exclusive: Cricket Balls

Balls told the Chancellor today that he was distracted by Hack-gate and should be doing more about the Euro-crisis. However while Europe burns, it looks like MCC member Charlie Whelan, Kev and Ed are having a lovely afternoon at Lords:

Guido feels one of the old gang is missing. Is Damian just out of shot?


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    2nd visit to Lords in a month.


    • 2
      Drew Pecock says:

      “There are some in this country who fear that in going into Europe, we shall in some way sacrifice independence and sovereignty. These fears I need hardly say are completely unjustified”

      Ted Heath,

      British Conservative Prime Minister and noted Europhile and utter twat


      • 14
        Ivor Biggun says:

        Nothing’s too good for the werkers!

        …or something like that.


        • 32
          Sleb1234 says:

          Shouldn’t (Privately Educated) Ed Balls be on the BBC saying that everyone in public life apart from Labour/Guardian/BBC are irresponsible?

          Shouldn’t Kev be shredding documents?

          Shouldn’t Whelan slip through an inter-dimensional portal and infect another universe with his despicable effing bullshit?


          • David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

            Balls criticises CaMoron and Osborne for not taking an interest in European financial debate today, but he finds time to watch cricket with another floating turd that won’t disappear.

            He might want to reflect that he and his mate McDoom helped cause this little financial mess, an insincere apology for not regulating banks does not cut the mustard. He seems to have forgotten Blair and Brown caused the mess because they wanted the UK to be a financial centre and they deregulated banks in 1999- with his policy advisor Balls. The Glass and Steagle regulation worked for over 90 years until Clinton, Blair and Brown changed the rules.

            When considering new taxes, how about penalising MPs who helped cause the mess by financial incompetence. Instead of Darling and Byrne getting £20,000 for leaving the Treasury why aren’t they punished? Why should they get a payment for making the country bankrupt? Why get paid an additional money as they are paid as ministers FFS.

            Come on Guido, Let’s get back to MP fiddles, MPs involvement in phone hacking. It is these creepy corrupt little fckers that need sorting out. Quite frankly, I’m not interested in editors or owners; politicians are meant to be running the country, hold them to account.


      • 18
        Archer Karcher says:

        Lying traitor too.


      • 82
        Liblabconaphobe says:

        Heath & Maggie Thatcher in the 70s BOTH speaking in support of membership of the EEC, and heath describing a referendum if there is to be one as ‘abhorrent’, and he would do EVERYTHING in his power to ensure a result goes the way he wants, and history shows that included some very dodgy underhand tactics worthy of a banana republic.)

        Both just taking their orders from the GLOBALISTS, it seems when Madge finally tried to defy them they soon organised her departure.


    • 10
      Sir William Waad says:

      Time for you to signal ‘dead Balls’, methinks.


    • 24
      Capt. Shadow (Retd.) - Former MI5 Wet Ops. Team says:

      Mr. McBride is now a reformed character and doing good works for CAFOD. As such, he would not wish to be seen with such ‘damaged goods’…


      • 59
        Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

        Typo alert – you’ve spelt ‘deformed’ with an ‘r’.

        As for the good works of CAFOD, I have a sneaky feeling that the children of the world are buggered if CAFOD do and buggered if CAFOD don’t, albeit in different ways.


    • 26
      Chuckles Daveny says:

      posh boys day out


    • 30
      Gordon Brown says:

      Anyone like me to bathe them? I’m free for the rest of the day.


    • 37
      Span Ows says:

      looks like Damians chin! What a group, eh?


    • 55
      PM says:

      Full toss(er), flipper and bouncer respectively.


    • 58
      Anonymous says:

      Is he practising for when he gets in to the House of Lords (only to please the wife) despite his socialist principles & joins that other hypocrite Pres cot?


    • 63
      Another Engineer says:

      Is Ed meeting a member of the Press? Who is paying? Has he declared this meeting?

      We need a transcript of the entire conversation. If he doesn’t publish it then he must have something to hide.


    • 92
      MCC Member says:

      I don’t know what’s wrong with the MCC and Lord’s

      There would be a time when the likes of Balls would never be let in

      My how times have changed hey?


  2. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Could Gordy not even be bothered turning up there either?


    • 25
      Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

      You need to remember that cricket is a game for southern nancy boys* – not something that can be said for the Scots, even a scumbag bastard such as Gordon Brown, a disgrace to the nation.

      * This explains why they keep losing to all dem effnics, innit :-)


  3. 4
    Anonymous says:

    How the hell did he get into the MCC?

    I thought they had standards…clearly slipping!


  4. 5
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Is Damian just out of shot?”

    Neo-Guido, Have a word with someone a Sky, they have cameras down there.

    On Topic for a change score is now 125-2 Trott and KP at the crease.


  5. 7
    PM says:

    I would gladly pay someone to push ‘em over the top of that barrier.


  6. 8
    Yeah, right says:

    Whelan? A member of the MCC? How?

    What the hell is the black ball for?


  7. 11
    David Lammy says:

    I really did need to claim £173,922.06 MP’s expenses for the last tax year, honest. Snigger.


  8. 13
    A Blagger says:

    Worry not lads,their mobiles have all been hacked into.


  9. 15
    Rumpole Stiltskin QC says:

    Why is this man getting sued?



  10. 16
    Lord Lavender et al. says:

    You don’t often see 3 wrong ‘uns in a row.


  11. 17
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Thanks for the Cricket thread :-)

    only second one in last few years, last one was when we played aussies in 2009 and Guido asked Jonah not to wish em luck :-)


  12. 20
    Steve Miliband says:

    Up the workers!!

    They’ll be at Henley, Ascot and Glyndebourne next.


  13. 22
    Gordon Brown says:

    Can someone peel my orange for me?


  14. 23
    Lord Lavender et al. says:

    I understand Kookaburra have an option on Whelan’s liver.


  15. 27
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Should have a “No Balls” entry policy.


  16. 28
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Maybe should have kept for caption contest?


  17. 31
    The Sheikh Of Arabeeee says:

    The things you see when you haven’t got your gun with you…


  18. 33
    Sophie says:

    After 10 years the oh-so-successful eurozone needs a ‘Marshall Plan’.

    FFS – Clegg should be taken out & shot – not constantly rewarded for his treason & failure.


  19. 34
    Billy Blofeld says:

    That photos going to hurt if Kev gets pulled into a Mirror hacking story….


    • 38
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Plus Mr Mcbride maybe in shot as well…………….

      Ed Balls said he was not friends with “Mr Mcbride”


      • 69
        NeverRed says:

        Quick Guido, sent this scoop to the BBC, I’m sure they will feature the liar and hypocrit Balls on the next news bulletin.


      • 79
        Fish says:

        He’s not, but you could always photoshop him in. A nice made up photo – that’s what some on Labourites would do.


    • 83
      Mrs Sniffemout says:

      Don’t worry Billy, I’ve got me eye on McGuire….by gum I have!


  20. 36
    Gordon Brown ate my hamster says:

    Can someone please take one of the cricket bats nearby and do the decent thing?


  21. 39
    imnumbervi says:

    Who paid for the tickets?


  22. 40
    Spartacus says:

    How would we know it was Lords?

    Looks more like Alton Towers roller coaster park.


  23. 43
    Billericay dave says:

    Hasn’t the last 2 weeks all been about politicians being to close to the press !!! oh sorry balls isnt a politician and kev isnt a reporter so its ok


    • 49
      The BBC says:

      This isn’t the same thing you counter-revolutionary fucker; these people are Leftwing so it’s fine.


    • 54
      Two Eds cause Labour pains! says:

      Sorry to pick you up on it, but please – it is “too close” not “to close”.

      Standards are slipping – I blame Labour’s educashun policies.


  24. 46
    what a plonker says:

    What a loathsome bunch of trash who have so much to answer for .


  25. 47

    Do you think the public school boys make Kevin fetch the drinks?


  26. 48
    Aaron D Highside says:

    Crisis? What crisis?


  27. 50
    Tax Payer Joe Public says:

    and of course all of the expenses run up these fc*king sh*ts will be paid by US !!
    are we really all in this together ??……….


  28. 51
    Toilets MugLiar says:

    If McPoison and Dolly the Creep turned up, would it be termed a ‘ Gaggle of Gobshites’ ?


  29. 52
    Two Eds cause Labour pains! says:

    I reckon that is McBride on the far left.

    Odd for Whelan to be on the far right though!


  30. 57
    Another Engineer says:

    It does look like McBride. Someone at Lords getting bored and resorting to reading Guido needs to find out!


  31. 65
    Postal Vote says:


    PS For Labour it was a good week to bury (for Middle England) the news they have a new union hotshot as general secrectary. Without the unions’ money, Mili would be without a voice …

    And for the unions it was good week to bury the news that a top geezer moved on with a 350,000 pya-off …

    What a country – union officials are financially so much better off than the middle class – horrible!


  32. 66
    Anonymous says:

    Lords defeat for Balls


  33. 74
    Edinburgh Dogshite on Motorbike says:

    Cricket is Tai Chi for poof as Frankie Boyle one said or maybe it was Susan Boyle.


  34. 77
    paul says:

    isn’t that kevin maguire nuzzling up to balls.


    • 90
      EdButLookBalls says:

      Yeah, tradition dictates a few pints during play and as Toilets are adjacent there is more cricket watched..simples!


  35. 78
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Triple Scum


  36. 80
    Annon says:

    “Morrison “cricket club what’s up with” Tesco” old Trafford… fuck me that’s a big shopping trolley they’re sat in .


  37. 84
    Liblabconaphobe says:

    I suppose this is what all MPs do, just gently ease themselves into their mammoth summer break, paid for by YOU!!!!!!!!! No doubt they will have an exotic holiday booked, then perhaps a few weeks at their country cottage or holiday villa.

    He’s another one of these traitorous Globalists partial to going to the odd Bilderberg meeting. Just think how much him and his missus have leeched off the taxpayers, enough to afford a luxury lifestyle, and for what public benefit exactly apart from f**king up the countries balance sheet?


    • 91
      EdButLookBalls says:

      Wish I could afford a few days off, self-employed so no chance! Just feck off all you MP scum!


  38. 85
    Steve Rea says:

    Good to see Charlie wearing his Rhubarb & Custard (MCC) tie – just as all good socialists should – brings a new meaning to “up the workers!!!”. The hypocrisy of this bunch just beggars belief.


  39. 86
    That's News says:

    Either McScum is behind the lens taking the shot, or he is on his knees before Ed Balls, taking the money shot.


  40. 95
    Normo Tebbs says:

    Which side were they supporting?


  41. 96
    les says:

    The only one missing from the picture that did so much harm to this country is you know who.


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