July 20th, 2011

Quote of the Day


19 Comments

  1. 1
    lord asquith says:

    This can of worms only opens from the inside.

    Cameron is lucky. The politicos were in thrall to Murdoch and it stopped after a year in office. The shit is firmly at the door of Blair and Brown.

    And Miliband is a f#cking arsehole.

  2. 2
    Fabians are Evil says:

    Hmmm…. Not a patch on my wife

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Fist attached to wrong arm I guess

  4. 4
    A latter-day Keynesian says:

    G sister!!! Pimp Slap those filthy unwashed lefties….

  5. 5
    Lord Ashcloud says:

    Billy sucks

  6. 6
    harry potnap says:

    Looking forward to that rubbery faced twat Miliband (son of Adolph) try and imply Cameron was somehow involved in the murder of Millie Dowler later today.

  7. 7
    Matt says:

    Hate to say it, but it was a Right Hook.

    Once a leftie…

  8. 8
    Ampers says:

    Well, the Media People hate to talk about the right unless in a disparaging way!

  9. 9
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Dispassionate observation and factual accuracy are not Labour Core Values

  10. 10
    Johnnie Ball -Major says:

    I’d be happy to show her my blue Y fronts anyday.

  11. 11
    Mr Brown (from Essex) says:

    It was a RIGHT hook! Watson was jealous cos he wanted to eat the pie.

  12. 12
    Saying says:

    Considering he’s piece of shit, I thought Watson was pretty impressive.

    Seemed to be one of the few committee members who was driving at a target (in his case, corporate governance – which is the most obvious attack line on Rupert).

    At the other end of the scale, who was that complete twat, bald and in a brown jacket, on the left. What the fuck was he doing there?

  13. 13
    Percy Longprong says:

    Collecting his expenses

  14. 14
    Down with Brown! says:

    Tom admires a good slapper.

  15. 15
    Mory Camby says:

    “Whispering” Tom Watson impressive? Well, next to the sweaty sock with the inability to speak the English language anyone would look impressive.

    Wendi was definitely the star of the show. She can be my right-hand man anyday.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    More lies

  17. 17
    Lord Lavender et al. says:

    Mr Speaker. This is the most humble statement I have made in my life and I commend it to the House.

  18. 18
    Rebekah Hooks says:

    He wants it so very badly…chubby boys always like the strong girls. All he needs now is the dutch courage.

  19. 19
    warwick hunt says:

    Right or left, no one else got stuck in, his sun even flinched..


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