Gobby Saved by Twitter, Serjeant at Arms Humiliated
Good news for the BBC’s Paul Lambert following the ridiculous decision by the Serjeant at Arms to ban him after he filmed her embarrassing failure to prevent the breach of security during the testimony of the Murdochs. Gobby’s pass has been restored after Louise Mensch raised a point of order regarding the banning of the BBC’s Gobby and a Twitter campaign to #SaveGobby took off. Why on earth was he banned in the first place? This is a public building, paid for at great expense by the public. You would have thought after the battle for opening up MPs’ expenses they would have learnt. Parliamentarians are our servants, they work for us and the Serjent at Arms would do well to remember who is the boss…
Louise Mensch just keeps going up and up in my estimations! She’s like the anti-Tom Watson!
She’s Britain’s Sarah Palin!
I wish they’d bring back a Serjeant-at-Arms that we could respect, instead of the silly out of her depth person with the overly dyed-hair and the silly high heels who rolled over to the plods without question when they breathed on her door (see Damian Green).
Come to think of it, I wish they’d bring back a Speaker that we could respect too.
The Serjeant at Arms (please note correct spelling – not as above) is a female placeman devoid of any experience and ability in this field.
Major General Peter Grant Peterkin was the last good one but was sacked by Michael Martin, an even more odious spеaker than the current runt.
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Guido, you are correct in sentiment, but the MPs still think they are more important than the public fodder who put them in office. Look at Vaz and what he has to say at the moment about the police; who in the hell is he to make judgements about anyone’s morals, honour or justice etc. This creepy rotten little twat fiddled his expenses to buy a huge second home at our expense when there was not need for him to have one- it made him a millionaire FFS. How about the passport scam a few years ago?? Why on earth is he an MP let alone sitting on the Home Affairs select committee. An undeserving floating turd in the toilet of Westminster.
The salivating Miliband Moron demanded the break-up of News International because of the concentration of media power. I am waiting for the salivating moron to demand the break-up of the BBC because of the mass concentration of Socialist media power. Of course, hell will freeze over first!
The current runt has grown on me over time. He does come out with occasional funny quips, such as this evening,
“Point of order Mr Speaker [Gerald "yawn" Kaufmann]: is it in order for a minister to say something at the dispatch box, and then two minutes later to return to the dispatch box and deny that he has said it?”.
Bercow responds: “It’s entirely in order, and has been happening for hundreds of years”.
Grown on you? Like fungus you mean?
Time for the Liebour place-person to be sacked.
Further to “Vile Labour Slag…” above, Milibland’s ideas on media plurality will lead to more competition, which is normally a good thing, but without the economies of scale and corss-subsidy options that a large meeja organisation has, the grasp for profit will increase, tending to further erode the hacks’ integrity in the rush to get an exclusive and sell more papers.
As for the BBC, they may have more than their fair share of lefties on the payroll, but I regard them as several orders of magnitude more trustworthy than the likes of Murdoch, Desmond, Morgan and Dacre.
And a note to the OP, I think you missed a C out of your description of Speaker Bercow.
Cameron wasn’t even able win a majority against Brown with a worst rescission in living memory.
With all this shit hitting the fan they seems to be going for suicid* with Cameron as the leader.
As a Tory, I’m afraid you are correct. Cameron is a pompous arrogant arse with no regard for the public or Tory supporters. McClegg and Gordon Cable must be loving every moment of their coaching/influence on CaMoron. Election please with a proper Tory at the helm.
Out of EU, trade with the EU as a friend, no more stupid increases in contributions, take back our sovereignty, stop immigration now, no more overseas aid- stop BBC propaganda to make it more palatable, cut welfare lifers, give us all proper pensions (private and public sector), clean up politics and cut second home scam for MPs to bolster their pensions.
Blair and Blown was able to fuck this country because the opposition (conservatives) were week.
Labour is going to win the next election with a big margin, without proper opposition history could repeat itself.
You are not a Tory supporter, you troll.
A week may be a long time in politics, but your argument is pretty weak. Try asking for a dictionary for Christmas.
Brown’s labour won a million fewer votes in 2010 than John Major in 1997. Hardly the sign of a minor defeat. A million Fewer votes than Major is a MASSIVE THRASHING!!!
IN fact, had Brown won the same number of votes as Major in 1997, then Brown would have remained Prime Minister. For Cameron to get any majority, he would have had to get almost as many votes as Blair had had in 1997 or 2001. As it was this country voted more strongly for a conservative majority in 2010, than they did for a labour one in 2005!
The difference in the number of seats is not down to the country not voting for Cameron, but the fact that we have a massively corrupt and biased seating boundary system which is very heavily biased in labour’s favour.
And it has also emerged tonight that Tom Watson MP misled Parliament by claiming that The Prime Minister had not replied to his letter informing him of allegations against Mr Coulson.
The fact is that there were no serious or reasonable new allegations and no new evidence in that letter and In fact, the Prime Minister did reply to Tom Watson’s letter, meaning that he’s guilty of misleading Parliament. Here is the reply, just released by Downing Street:
Mr Watson has some serious explaining to do.
The explanation in situations like this is usually the simplest one. He is an idiot.
No Louise has a brain.
in storage.
Except that she doesn’t have the balls to repeat her accusation against Piers Morgan outside of parliamentary privilege. If she thinks it’s true, she should stand by it; if she’s made a mistake, she should apologise and move on.
She got her information from this great site. It must be true, surely!!
Have you been hacking her blackberry?
============ THE LIEBOUR MANTRA ==========
We have learned the lessons, we have drawn a line under this and we are moving on.
( see Iraq War, Afghan invasion, Lolly for Lordships and Brown as PM )
Piss off you Lefty Twat. Piers Morgan put all our soldiers’ lives at risk. End OF
yeah, but surely putting servicemen’s lives at risk, and lying to start that war are surely small and forgiveable minor indiscretions compared the seriousness of there being an unproven and tenuous link via a former employee’s former non-government career, in which they MIGHT have some knowledge of yet other people’s wrongdoing?
That must be the case because that is the BBC’s narrative.
Don’t save Tessa Jowell, or any of Labour. They REALLY are bad at digging themselves out of their own holes. Well done Andrew Neil for not letting it go.
Bless Brillo. Seemingly the only person at the beeb who doesn’t bend over to have Labour lies inserted as a suppository.
Ex Sunday Times
Useless old scarecrow.
She looks like the deputy headmistress of some small, provincial primary school who can’t quite manage the job.
I hope you all know that she went to the News International party with her supposedly estranged (We are separated, I don’t see him) criminal (Italy, Berlusconi) husband.
Yes, you remember, when the shit hit the fan she first said she didn’t read what she signed and then said they were divorcing – to save her wrinkly old ‘arse.
Is that her husband the Mafia consigliere, whose boss was found to have been selling contaminated blood to hospitals in Italy while Tessa was the Health Secretary?
The stupendous hypocrisy of Labour over
this is fantastic and so great is her discomfort
you almost feel sorry for the lying wretch.
Almost but not quite.
I’d suck her cock!
They say imitation is the greatest form of flattery. They’re wrong.
Nothing like Palin. She is intelligent and good looking.
I’m a Lord I am, that’s something to look up to so she’d get her tits out for me wouldn’t she? Be a change from that HaPerson bint who’s always hanging around looking for a bit of action.
Phwoooarrrhhh!
Anyone got a sandwich? …. pie …. ? …. chips …. ?
The LOvely Louise is my current heroine. Time to start a campaign to get her into the cabinet prior to her elevation to PM in, say, 2016.
We don’t ‘av no misb’avin here!
Fuck off willya!
Oh – you’re BBC – that’s OK then. Fancy a cuppa?
Power to your elbow Louise. X
She is powering my elbow now!
If only we could harness the energy…
Sorry, that should be ‘harness the strap on.’
I am surprised the Serjent at Arms was available to deal with this as I thought Wednesday was her Bingo night !
Nah, – stayed in to wash me ‘air din’ I?
Is that your hair??? I thought it was from eBay.
Its bingo wings night every night in her grace and favor accomodation.
Arf
She wus avin a quick fag in the Gents Bog at the time ( a were some non-smokers) when Mr Pastry sneaked in, luckily his pie detonated prematurely in his own face, so no damage done.
bit Late Neo was on comment page about 45-1 hour ago?
Late lunch or on the booze
Billy with all your knowledge can you research the background of Andy Coulson, what I need to know is where he went to school.Surely not Eton ?
Research? Don’t be silly. Use Wikipedia like anyone else.
‘Coulson grew up in Wickford, Essex. He attended Beauchamps High School, a secondary school and sixth form college, from 1979 to 1986. Coulson’s parents moved from their Basildon council house to nearby Wickford during his childhood.’
See what twitter can do in 2 hours?
Who needs MPs? My voice, not theirs.
OH loved last few post.
Keep up fighting our corner
Your corner
Fruit corner.
Fucking Twitter twots.
How the fuck are you going to have a revolution when half the population is too fat to move and the other half are face down over their telephones?
FFS.
I have looked at the files on that and can tell you there is nothing in them.
Jill Pay must resign and so should that disgrace of Spe@ker and his trash bag of a wife.
But Alas, The show will go on…….
Is the the Mekon woman?.
No. I’m the slapper who poses for pictures in a sheet.
Sleepover at Gordon’s anyone ????
Except Gobby isn’t a member of the public, he’s a Beeboid hack who broke quite sensible rules. Admittedly his TV pictures showed a violent Labour Party member being read their rights, so it ain’t all bad.
It was however sickening to see various former Labour ministers who restricted the right of protest while in power shitting on in the #savegobby hashtag like they have any fucking moral authority whatsoever. They are absolutely disgusting hypocrites.
The whole point of this entire sordid affair IS moral hypocrisy , do keep up !
Seconded
Thirded
Go fourthed
Skided
I’m taking the fifth
I’m happy with sixth. Anyone seen my Y-fronts? My favourite ones with the skid mark?
I’m happy with 7th.
You Tories are filth, Ed M has all the policies, he’s not weird, he’ll sort this country out. Gordon is a truthful and upright man, a beacon of hope. Ed Balls is not a bully and thug. Harriet Harman is not a dim liar. Etc
A wank I think.
That was funny
I’d recommend a good shit Sir – it’ll clear your head!
Are you that jonniemarbles chap that was given a comedy award by the graudian?
Indeed it is a public building funded by the taxpayer and no Gobby should not have been banned unless he was party to,or promoting the juvenile prank which occurred,why did serjeant at arms have to rush to summary justice?what was the hurry?
Truly the elephant in the room has got to be the BBC which cannot accept that the government the people have chosen is not labour,this would suggest that the broadcaster has no respect for the government the rest of us voted for.
Does the BBC think it is entitled to lobby for regime change?
Does the BBC think it is more powerful than the elected government,is that not anti-democratic?
Time to trim these fifth columnists down to size Dave
I hear him mention the BBC twise – Once he said he was a supporter of the BBC and the license fee – but it sounded like he was gunna follow it with now …….
The worst offenders are the current crop of ex-Liebour Ministers like Prescott, CooperBollox, bring back the stocks for these Hunts!
I for one plus thousand of others cannot take the H of Lords seriously when it contains Prescott, the Kinnochs,Sugar, and Warsi, plus an Asian who cannot speak English
I haven’t heard Prescott bellowing for
at least 2 hours. He must have paused
for breath, downed his usual pint of donkey
sperm before going back to the BBC studios
for another late gig.
twitter you say, whats that? is it an interweb thing?…last time someone told me about something like that I lost a billion dollars, ah well.
Wendi get me a barcardi and coke, and give the old back a rub dear.
Serjeant, no arms more like. Another person with a decent monthly wedge & lets not get into the pension
This is the same Serjeant at Arms that allowed Knacker of the Yard to raid Damian Green’s offices, I assume?
Exactly – she remembers that the boss is now Jabba the Bercow, and previously was the Scottish slimeball, both ZaNuLieBore arseholes!
Am I still the boss?
No, you’re a impeller blade from the chargecooler of a 1990 Lotus Esprit Turbo.
Apparently?
Am I still a bigoted woman?
Yes, and what’s more you did more for the Labour party than you can ever know.
I’m sorry, but my father is still the boss. Reading your comment made him feel very humble. If you’ll excuse me, I need to hack some more phones before you break them.
Parliamentarians are not our servants. They are our slaves, to whip and beat and abuse as we see fit.
The speaker is a left wing pompous twat who is so biased he should be working for the BBC.
The only thing more frightening to a soldier than a ‘serjeant’ with a grudge is an officer with a map.
Today I am an impeller blade from the chargecooler of a 1990 Lotus Esprit Turbo.
From a car sitting in a scrapyard.
Spinning again Gordo!
Bercow should Pay for this. The Sarjeant at Arms hasn’t got a leg to stand on.
Bloody Tory cuts!!! I bet French and German parliamentary officials have got lots of legs to stand on. Probably built in their own countries.
Who is the Andy Coulson? Should I know him ? I’m confused as I thought Gordon Brown was a good friend of Mr. Murdoch. Do you think that I should be afraid? I’m going home now! Why are the MPs going on holiday, I only get 25 days a year, what am I doing wrong, someone please tell me as i work hard. My friend is self-employed and gets a few days off and that’s it ! What has he done wrong he works for his family. Life’s unfair when you look at the MPs and others like them who rely on my friend working all these days. I am sad!
become a taecher
Can you guess where I sold your bullion from glancing at this ???? http://bit.ly/oxDkuz
Remembering also, that I bought EUROS with the proceeds………………….!!!!
He would have done better buying a bar of Toblerone for every UK citizen at this rate.
Only a marxist moron would swap an asset (gold) for paper (NWO fiat currency)
Gordon didnt the manse dweller tell you jack and the beanstalk was a fairy tale not an economic policy FFS!
It was cover for capitalising the ECB. And we’re not even in the Euro.
Revisionist.
(cuttle)
I’ve been cutting out shapes and sticking all day. Tommorow, I’m going to feed the ducks in the park.
Noted. I’ll warn them.
No sleepovers with NI journos then ???
Don’t know about the serjeant with arms but i laughed my cock off at the fat wobbly copper that wobbled across like Mr Bean about five minutes after the women had sorted the twat out !
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t laugh too. But then I cried. Pathetic. It was like something out of Dad’s Army.
Don’t panic
Stupid Boy, We’re all Doomed, Doomed I say. A dark and lonely place, ye understand.
They don’t like it up ‘em, at least Warden Hodges didn’t.
Can you all, er, just sort of fall in now chaps, jolly good.
I am surprised Murdocks did not comment that the MPs presumably intended to have proper security for his safety, so perhaps realised that you can be let down by your staff.
Will the MPs be resigning for their failure?
Nice one
Yes – it also occurred to me that Murdoch could have played a blinder, after they apologised for the attack, by saying; “As we know,bad things can sometimes happen in the best-regulated organisations, and I’m sure that you had no prior knowledge of this planned assault.”
The coup de grace… game set and match.
Paydirt!
Gotcha!
Fuck off baby face!
The Sarjeant at Arms needs a good servicing from yours truly.
loved it when Cameron said to that slime balls gotcha,
how evil was the look on Balls face a true picture of socialism being caught out,
Mr. Speaker, can we ensure that this does NOT appear on the internet ??
The public, up and down the Country, are NOT interested.
Hear,hear !!
Has he got him yet though, or is that a dish to be served cold?
Just been watching a replay – did Cameron mispeak or did he mean to say that Ed Milliband was the only political leader with a former News International employee with a “cloud in his head” (see Guido pictorials)?
…Gobby happy
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2011/07/20/boris-briefed-david-cameron-for-his-house-of-commons-ordeal/#comment-6127
The Mayor briefed the PM for his House of Commons ordeal today. DC well on top of the situation.
Why did they put a fucking pekinese in charge of security of the HoC?
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/Dec/Week1/15495428.jpg
Nah, that’s got to be Dick Whittington in Puss in Boots, the Pantomime season seems to start earlier every year.
Surely it was Jimmy Krankie
He’s a fuckin’ miserable pipsqueak of a man!
Anyone can state the obvious.
Don’t you mean PIG squeak ?
VOTE LABOUR!
Comments off?
Seems OK
Mine’s working.
What’s occuring?
Can I play?
Where’s this going?
Fuck knows. Killed some time, though.
Are these my feet?
….Gobby happy
Tell that to the judge Piers. Your book is your downfall just like Sarah’s diaries are Gordon’s downfall.
Alan Sugar. You are Fired.
An over fanaticised labour stooge prick
What is it about the ex-contractor to sky that makes him so disgruntled?
Wanker Sugar, cheap PC dealer FFS! Go follow Nancy…
I had the misfortune to buy one of your shitty products many moons ago “Lord” Sugar.
Haven’t had any decent share advice for ages.
He’s Toast.
She’s crumpet.
Not just any crumpet! She is an intelligent, forceful, 1922 Committee-avoiding, Conservative, incredibly beautiful, Marks & Spencer crumpet.
Smitten? Moi? Yes – you could say so!
It really doesn’t need saying, but what an absolute arsehole Piers Morgan is. I can’t wait for him to be hauled before a judge where he won’t get away with such uncontested boorish crap.
I cant stick him but she made a complete Hunt of herself.
H@rry FFS wake up. This is the story that your boss would be running with. He never follows the MSM and Always looks for the titillation angle. It’s what he is good at and the reason he is avidly read.
Fuck off. I’m on holiday. Just keep the
pornographersadvertisers sweet.…Robby Lobby Gobby Jobby Gobby Sobby Lobby Gobby Dobby Bobby Bobby Sobby ..
…Gobby happy
Dear Tom Watson
IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING THE NEWS CORPORATION APPEARANCE
On the 19th July 2011 News Corporation representatives Rupert and James Murdoch appeared before a select committee to discuss allegations of phone hacking and alleged misconduct prior to the closure of the News of the World.
During the meeting, a member of the public gallery attacked Mr Murdoch (senior) and his wife Wendy leapt to his defence.
On this occassion, we beleive you misled the committee. You stated that Wendy had “a good left hook”, but in actual fact she twatted the prick in question with her RIGHT HAND.
Given that you have misled parliament and do not know left from right (or the reasonably expected cost of yearly substenance) we believe you should stand down from your position of MP and Chief Numa-Numa-guy looka-like.
Sincerely,
Sherlock
Might send that letter…
Feel free to paraphrase…
SIR- Her name is WENDI, you thick fucking twat.
Her real name is 邓文革 (Dèng Wéngé). Wéngé means ‘Cultural revolution’. For sensible reasons she changed that in order to become a capitalist.
The Serjeant is not a credible holder of the mace. She treats it like a candy bar rather than the weapon and symbol of empire that it actually is. Time for a real soldier please.
Yes indeed! And one appointed by Her Maj which is how the Serjeant at Arms post was filled before this sad excuse for labour was appointed by martin and gordon!!
We’re fucked!
Shut the fuck up!
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Now here’s the weather with top totty Ms Tobin in a newer and even shorter skirt!
That, too, will be a lie delivered with an air of sing-song innocence.
I never said that, well I did, but it was somebody else that passed me the weather charts, it was all the fault of that bigoted woman that phoned in.
O’ the Lord the gifty gee us, to see ourselves as others see us.
Why on earth was he banned in the first place?
You know why he was banned.
I know why he was banned.
Everyone knows why he was banned.
He just be glad he was merely banned for his inconvenient journalism instead of being suicided, like Kelly and Hoare.
Self-evidently, someone doesn’t know the answer to that question, otherwise they would not be asking it. Please do tell all, fearless omniscient one.
By the by can someone please explain what Mensch said that has so upset the labour left and their syncophant piersmorgan?
I missed it completely but they’re making such a fuss about it I suspect it must be damaging to labour.
She’s saying he invented the 0000 PIN code, nell.
It is alleged by her that he invented phones
and was the first person to use them in a
bad way. She also called him a ****
As he is an extremely wealthy man and
sues at the drop of a hat she doesn’t want
to repeat it and I don’t believe it anyway.
I don’t talk like that, do you?
Al-Beeba still leading with Cameron accusations on 10oclock News , yes we are impartial, no there’s no-one interested, yes we need to support retardED. Feck off cnuts!!
My wife has long since complained about my ‘ paranoia ‘ about the BBC. Tonight, after this last week, she now understands. We have reached new lows today. Unbelievable bias that makes you ashamed to live in a country that allows it. The biggest threat to our democracy is the BBC. So sad.
As long as she can see through the bias, her soul is safe. It’s not as if they try an disguise their bentness, is it? I know bent when I see it.
Not a single mention of labour being in power, for years, when the phone hacking occurred.
How does the BBC get away with it?
Presumably there is no economic news from Europe worth reporting because Gordon Brown abolished boom and bust and everything else started in America.
It’s 20,000 beeboids that need sacking.
Sacking is too good for them,they are all redundo pirates,just put them in the market where all business belongs,monopolies are the consumers enemy not a business
one you can choose the other chooses you
Just saw Mensch’s trainwreck interview on CNN. Where do you find these people?
It’s both contemptible and beyond belief the hypocrisy shown by labour. For years under their governance phone hacking was rife and they did nothing about it. Why then does the BBC focus purely on Cameron and Coulson if not to support both their own and labours agenda, namely to get rid of Cameron and the coalition.
Ed Miliband is an opportunist hypocrite of the lowest kind. He has only jumped on the Dowler bandwagon to save his own skin. Dispicable shyster that he is.
We can only hope that all of this comes back to bite labour hard.
If the Chilcot enquiry is honest labour will get slaughtered. Oh what spin will we get from labour and their ally the BBC then.
quite
and Watson is a throw back to prehistoric days when stupid fat people with glasses were in government. he hard as jelly and twice as wobbly
Sadly these decisions are outside the control of mere MPs; it’s all within the domain of “the parliamentary authorities”… nobody really knows who they are.
Judith Scott-Thompson was one, and though she’s no longer of this world, her voice still returns to haunt us every time someone burns some toast in a PCH kitchenette.