July 16th, 2011

Saturday Seven Up

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  1. 1
    Politicians are CUNTS says:

    so who makes up this government committee that is going to question/ provoke Murdoch?

    exactly how ‘clean’ are they?

  2. 2
    Eamonn U Ensis says:

    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

  3. 3
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Politicians, clean? your havin’ a laughf.

  4. 4
    You just don't get it says:

    As Matthew Parrish has pointed out, the phrase ‘you just don’t get it’ – as used repeatedly by Ed Mill during PMQs – is a meaningless slogan. It is profoundly irritating, so please desist Mr Mill, or I may be driven to say that you just don’t get it. Yuk.

  5. 5
    Vinnie Jones says:

    It’s been emotional.

  6. 6
    Politicians are CUNTS says:

    here’s the answer to my question

    Culture, Media and Sport Committee – membership

    Mr John Whittingdale MP was elected to be Chair of the Culture, Media and Sport Committee on Wednesday 9 June 2010. The remaining members of the Committee were appointed on Monday 12 July 2010.
    Member Party
    Mr John Whittingdale (Chair) Conservative
    Dr Thérèse Coffey Conservative
    Damian Collins Conservative
    Philip Davies Conservative
    Paul Farrelly Labour
    Alan Keen Labour Co-operative
    Mrs Louise Mensch Conservative
    Mr Adrian Sanders Liberal Democrat
    Jim Sheridan Labour
    Mr Tom Watson Labour

    all as clean and pure as snow

  7. 7
    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    Day 103 of the NI alleged hacking crisis and I’m back on the TV. Ten appearances each day across every radio and TV channel available.

    Bet you’re sick of the sight of me.

    ( Sick of me – Geddit ?????? )

  8. 8
    Barry says:

    As ever, a joy to visit your site, thankyou.

  9. 9
    Gordon's private war. says:

    I’m just waiting for Gordon to jump on the bandwagon and meet up with the Millie Dowler family. After last week’s disasterous intervention I’ve no doubt he has the capacity to turn Rupe into a saint.

  10. 10
    A rising star. says:

    Louise Mensch is the one to watch out for.

  11. 11

    John Whittingdale at least had the cojones to get the Murdochs summonsed – and he prevailed. He went up ten points in my estimation purely for that.

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron was spending every other week with Rupert’s gang (with Andy almost every day). We don’t know how many telephone conversation he had. He should also say how much time he spent with Rupert’s daughter.

    PM Cameron should come clean and say what they discuses.

  13. 13
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have only sliding doors in my house.
    I’m completely unhinged.

  14. 14
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Perhaps that’s what they mean when they say that he ‘talks human’.

  15. 15
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    I’m sick of the sight of you when I CAN’T see you on television.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Might not be clean and pure as snow but will not be even 1% dirty as the dirty digger and his gang.

  17. 17
    Archer Karcher says:

    Louise Mensch?

    The slag that voted to give the IMF nearly £10 billion of our money to bail out the Greeks, all of which we will never see again? That Louise Mensch?
    With ‘rising stars’ that treacherously stupid, we are indeed fucked.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like your hero Rupert will have two choices.

  19. 19
    nell says:

    Might be true of most of them but gordon’s bosom pal twatson would make a sici li an assassin look like a saint.

  20. 20
    Archer Karcher says:

    ‘talks robot’ more like.
    Militwat is like a programmed zombie, endlessly repeating the same shit over and over, because he lacks any real substance. Ed would make Goebbels proud.

  21. 21

    The Committee for Climate Change has said the country could be hit by severe droughts in 45% of the UK’s resource zones by 2035 if mitigation against climate change is not planned for now.

    Let’s start now and withhold all water from them. That will be a lasting contribution towards conserving our reserves whilst also reducing toxic emissions.

  22. 22
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Great week, Guido.

    And no matter how long blogs like this are about, politicons , police and media will still be open to corupption.

  23. 23
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    But Gordon saved the world, i heard him say it?

  24. 24
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    And so should Labour as they had Ruperts hotline for 15 years.

  25. 25
    nell says:

    After the mess he made of things on wednesday sarah’s grounded him for a month.

  26. 26
    MrAngry61 says:

    MP in four-letter blast at blind man


    The best quote is when Lyn Brown was subsequently pursued by Commons Security she said ‘You are harassing me, leave me alone.’

    Sauce for the gander…

  27. 27
    Ah! Monika says:

    Read ” seen Elsewhere” ” Labour Whip………

    But be prepared for some language which would not be permitted on here

  28. 28

    … and NI said there was only one rogue reporter …

  29. 29
    David Camoron says:

    We can’t go on like this.

  30. 30
    Gonk says:

    We are heading for a ‘British Spring’ unless
    Politicians of all parties start following directions
    and sentiment from the people instead of the
    reverse. Most of this corruption stems from a conspiracy
    of the ruling political elite to ignore the wishes of the
    electorate and take them in a direction they absolutely
    don’t want to go.

  31. 31
    mealy-mouthed AGM crap detector says:

    “the country could be hit by severe droughts”

    Or there again..

  32. 32

    She is a fat, ugly, ignorant, smug, bombastic, unfeeling, uncaring, unaware, grasping harridan of a women – and those are just her good points.

    Ideal Labour MP material. A pig wearing a red rosette would get elected in West Ham, would be a lot better at the job and even look more attractive.

  33. 33
    Archer Karcher says:

    The Committee for Climate Bullshit, are a gang of outrageous liars.
    If water shortages are really expected, why isn’t capacity being increased or desalination plants built? We are after all, surrounded by the stuff.

  34. 34
    East India Company wallah says:

    And today being a July weekend it is falling from the sky by the tonne,as Jim Royle would say “drought my arse”

  35. 35
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Phew, I’m glad I am not on the committee, Go easy on him boys, or I am in deep shit. Boaz.

  36. 36
    Man on the couch says:

    Then again the new series of X factor will soon be here.

  37. 37
    Can we arrest all MPs before they go on holiday says:

    this is typical behaviour from these arrogant, self-serving c-u-n-t-s

    can’t we get rid of them, please?

  38. 38
    anon says:

    Bill Wiggin regularly sends the police around to constituents who disagree with him

  39. 39
    The truth that dare not speak its name says:

    If Politicians are c unts it is because the public are c unts. We get the politicians we deserve.

  40. 40
    Jim Devine Retribution says:

    Could someone ask Tom Watson if he knows of any friendly printers. He is not returning my calls for some reason.

  41. 41
    jabbathecat says:

    I have to disagree. The press, including Murdoch, are the good guys, whereas the politicians and all the other lackeys of the state(AlJaBeeba and it’s job sheet the Grauniad) are the scum in the equation.

  42. 42
    jabbathecat says:

    You are not thinking correctly, that is global warming falling from the skies in liquid form. The Goreacle will be along shortly to point out the error of your ways…

  43. 43
    jabbathecat says:

    Couldn’t have said it better meself…

  44. 44
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Yes, I quite fancy her myself. Dose she have a daughter?

  45. 45
    sg-strummer says:

    She said sorry, so its all ok now…….

    Yeah, sure.

  46. 46
  47. 47
    Uncle Arthur says:

    you were obviously not taught to be cautious

  48. 48
    Hiram Abif says:

    Be cautious Brother. Boaz.

  49. 49
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    Rebekah Brooks is in custody, “helping the police with their enquiries”, allegedly :-)


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