$400 to Lie on Caroline Flint
If a politician is particularly successful, or spectacularly bad, they might get a book written about them. At the last election all sorts of tat from loo-rolls to bottle openers were emblazoned with out leaders faces. It is however a rare honour to have a whole piece of furniture named after you. Unless of course you are the Speaker.
For just $429 you can be the proud owner of the Caroline Flint Day Bed.
Apparently it is the ultimate in “comfort and versatility”, as well as being “highly durable and attractive”.
Would go perfectly with some window dressing…
Wouldn’t touch her with yours!
The parents of murdered Soham girls Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman have been visited by police investigating News of the World (NoW) phone-hacking.
It has already been alleged that an investigator working for NoW hacked into the voicemail of murder victim Milly Dowler while she was missing.
Echo?
Echo?
So, Caroline, what part of Ming do you come from?
O/T
Bercow in exile?
Please god let it be true
http://tinyurl.com/6d5rj47
Hey ho !
Slack Sally in a burka?
Works for me!
Isn’t she one of the MP’s that flipped her home and voted to try and keep MP’s expenses secret?
You should be so exited! Why does your country make women cover from head to toe?
oh, You have a very unhealthy obsession with me, please seek help?
English isn’t your first language. Either that or you attended a comprehensive child-minding corral before signing on.
Be a naughty muslim and get yer face out for the lads!
I may have ad one too many tonight but i still think Bowden is an areswipe
Islamic extremists have called on British Muslims to establish three independent states within the UK.
The notorious Muslims Against the Crusades (MAC) group have named Yorkshire towns Bradford and Dewsbury and Tower Hamlets in East London as testbeds for blanket sharia rule.
The medieval ‘emirates’ would operate entirely outside British law, according to a document on the MAC website.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2011433/Islamic-extremists-set-independent-states-UK-fall-Shariah-law.html#ixzz1RFeeqe5T
We have had “No Go” areas in the United Kingdom before. They did not last long.
This would be a very welcome development
Just the sort of wake-up call our nation and its feckless and indolent establishment needs
This is great news. It will save us shit loads of money and problems.
1 Somewhere to take misses where she can not nag you without getting a slap for some helpfull local.
2 Somewhere for the BBC butty boy to go for ‘Hash and Rent boys’. Leaving our children alone.
3 Somewhere to take the little bastard who you caught in your home/flat on return from the pub. They’ll sort the robbing shit out.
4 Somewhere safe for you children to walk the streets without fear of gang warfare.
5 Somewhere to take the lazy tax collecting Euro-filth. To show them the kind of safe streets we want in the rest of Britian.
6 Somewhere to go to avoid drunken Cockney ku*ts when in London.
Bowden, you are an arsewipe
Why is “Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever” so boring and on here every 2nd comment. He should get a life.
That’s a matter of your opinion. So far you’re the bore.
He will disappear from this blog on the day government stop paying dole to work shy.
Bowden has a bunch of supporters who try to stick up for him to divert attention from their own arsewipe nature,
Tat has a bunch of sockpuppets who try to stick up for him to divert attention from his own spacker nature,
Nothing on News of the World today.
Deal with the news
There’s an echo in here.
Pardon?
Channel 4 News understands Rebekah Brooks, then editor of the News of the World, was informed of the allegations by Scotland Yard at the time.
It was at a time when Rebekah Brooks – now one of the most powerful figures in the media industry – ran the tabloid News of the World and it was just three months after the alleged hacking into Millie Dowler’s phone.
This is a story about a claim that Brooks was confronted by the police over allegations of her journalists targetting a murder detective. An astonishing story which at one point, we’ve been told, had the police secretly watching the News of the World watching the police.
Channel 4 News can reveal the story for the first time tonight.
http://www.channel4.com/news/news-of-the-world-targets-met-police-detective
Does David Cameron know what was happening? Was he given any information from his friend?
At the touch of a button, the drawers drop down and the legs fly apart.
Sounds like yours is a bit loose. Have you tried nailing it against the wall?
Did he smash it?
Yes, but is the mechanism self-lubricating or do you need to get in there with a handful of grease once a month?
I would probably pay £40,00 not to lie on her
Dale told us she was known as the Thetford Forrest due to lush growth. Ill kempt more like it; like Gordon Browns greasy hair and luxuriant socialist policies.
Minge like a beartrapper’s hat.
Bloody hell! There’s been much use of the airbrush on old Flintiface. She’s still a hatchet-faced, gap-toothed old brass in need of a good wash. She’s a bit full of herself in that photoshoot. Deluded old sow!
$400 to lie on her? How much to jizz on her face?
Her husband is on her staff pay role or rather paid for by the taxpayer. What selection procedure did she or Harriet Uglyperson invoke? Is he involved in this private adventure in any way? Should MPs have second jobs, act for interest or lobbying groups because they have demonstrably shown they put private interest before national or public interest. We the taxpayer demand a public inquiry into pay, accommodation and expenses for MPs.
Just after she got rid of the arab bloke and just before her political career took off, Carol was yours for a half bottle of cheap plonk and a sympathetic ear. The trouble was she always wanted to be on top.
Caroline has always been one of the most popular and busiest girls at the parliamentary escort agency, and this is a sensible career move. I believe her RealDoll (TM) will be coming out next year, a bargain at just $3000. However, for just £150, the real Caroline can be yours for an hour, which represents excellent value for money for such a dirty milf. I realise that some people prefer the soft feminiity of a Thai ladyboy, but for sheer nasty filth you will have to go a long way to find better than Caroline. She is available all day today, and as befits a Blairite you can explore her third way for just an extra £50.
One of the more attractive Labour women (abit after a good scrub up)
Damned by faint praise, I’d say.
#15 on the SexyMP list….I’d give her one
Bowden, I may be pissed but you are an arsewipe
It’s amazing what air brushing does – she looks a bit rough in real life.
Remember, you can’t polish a t u r d
But you can rollit in glitter…..
Gary?
You can if you use the new Gordon Brown toilet paper. This comes with the silhouette of our ex great leader cut out of each sheet.
Yes you can if you dry it out and bake it at gas mark 9 for 15 mins
Actually I think my wife just dished that up.
And sour-faced…
You would be if you’d had Phil Woollas pumping into your front bottom.
Come to think of it, not seen much of Phil recently – maybe he’s still in there…..
Just let me at her on that bed!
Don’t wave your willy at her, like you did with me, Pervert.
The parents of murdered Soham girls Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman have been visited by police investigating News of the World (NoW) phone-hacking.
It has already been alleged that an investigator working for NoW hacked into the voicemail of murder victim Milly Dowler while she was missing.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14035270
lol pmsl. am i a sociopath?
You are a person constantly fishing for approval.
Had enough of this drip,drip,drip of increasingly provocative list of victims,who the fuck cares FFS?
If you hack phones for a living you hack every number you are asked-end of!
This is simply becoming another consensus Diana moment-lets all weep/rage/mourn/tut-tut together.leave me out I couldnt give a fuck you hypocritical sanctimonious actors
Grow up
The BBC leaked what did not come out at Bellfields murder trial and made it the narrative for two days-two whole fucking days-just because the trade unions can see murdoch will finish the license fee extortion in ten years and open up the BBC to internal competition and hence their stranglehold on current affairs-but no-join in with the chorus children
The phone hacking scandal happened while Labour were in Government.
But Blair,Brown, Mandleson and Campbell were so busy arse-licking the Murdoch family, Rebecca Brooks etc the didn’t give a shit what that particular media organisation was getting up to.
“It’s amazing that something so delicate can be so strong. The light and airy Caroline daybed has been welded for strength, allowing you to use this unique and charming piece with total confidence. Surprisingly affordable as well.”
‘kin ‘ell – how can one resist?
It must be a tough job being a copywriter for bed adverts.
“Enjoy a rich sleeping experience with the CarolineFlint daybed. The light and airy Caroline daybed has been welded for strength, allowing you to handcuff your partner to this unique and charming piece with total confidence. Surprisingly affordable as well. Bomb-resistant, horizontal and comfortable, you’ll wonder how you ever managed without one.”
Apparently it sports a “gently arched back and sloping sides”. No mention of a chip on its shoulder or a smell of rank fish.
What’s the Lisbon Treaty? I’ve certainly never read it.
Could have something to do with girl on girl action. Not sure though as waiting for the DVD.
I belive the programme you are looking for is on Channel 5 on Thursday.
Keep up the distraction threads Guido. Cops will be knocking on Wades, Coulsons and many others very very soon. They will sing like canaries. I hope Tory HQ have deleted all those emails…..shhhhhh
Seeing as all this happened under Labours watch i think they should be deleting E-mails.
Chris Bryant saying on Sky News that the police had the Milly Dowler information in 2006 but didn’t do anything about it then: he was wondering why…
Is he for fucking real?
So who was Home Secretary at the time?
Arsewipe
Needing anything “dissapeared” get in touch, excellent service at competitive rates.
Oh how pathetically feeble.
Son of Bowden?
Does it ever occur to you that we might not give a fuck?
While we’re at it, let’s break the news to him that there’s no Father Christmas.
No- tell him that there is but that he never got any presents from Santa for a reason…
Yeah, it’s always obvious when he wants to end discussion of something, suddenly get a splurge of trivial posts to take up all the 1st page.
When this happened Blair was firmly esconced in No 10 and his tongue was alternating between Bush and Murdoch’s arses.
Machine Gun Blunkett was Home Secretary at the time – well at least when he wasn’t impregnating other peoples’ wives.
Moussa,as I said on a previous thread, provide us with foolproof evidence of all these allegations. It seems you’ve made your mind up based on your politics and personal prejudices. This whole enquiry is now becoming a witch hunt where the allegation is all the proof you need. Anyone can make allegations and create suspicion through innuendo and speculation. For fuck’s sake, the Daily Mirror and the Sun are currently having to defend their coverage of the arrest of that weird looking ex-teacher for the murder of that young woman at Christmas. Half truths, innuendo and smears that tried to make him look as guilty as hell. What happened? He was released without charge and a Dutch weirdo was charged and put before court.
Ask yourself this. Have you seen definite proof? (And I don’t mean the hysterical opportunism of Labour’s grandstanding).
I would…
Would what?
Only asking.
Lick her steaming crutch.
Crutch? or crotch?
clutch?
Depends which side of the North/South divide you are from.
Bowden is an arsewipe
Smoggie, why do you suck up to the areswipe. Are you an arsewipe? I think so.
I just don’t like to see people being bullied by anonymous cowards.
Why do you do it? Envious of his attention?
I thought so – a liberal arsewipe
Paper bag over her head and she’d be worth the odd half hour.
But don’t forget the rubber gloves……
And the bargepole, gasmask and wellingtons
Starting to sound like my kind of night… Just nobody invite Gordoom.
I suppose that puts a different meaning on the term, “Going into Labour.”
British jobs for Siemens workers!
British taxpayers for the Derby Dole office.
what do you expect after the recent behaviour of the unions?
Billy Bowden’s class war re-enactment for the benefit of those that missed earlier episodes?
Bowden = arsewipe
BBGAE = the real arsewipe
The bid wasn’t competitive neither technically nor commercially. Seems that the company is using Boris as an excuse for its inefficiency and downsizing activities.
Maybe Seimens offered better value for money to the taxpayer? Putting something out to tender is about getting the most appropriate company to do the job; not simply the most British company.
A good example is the Apache helicopter. Instead of buying off-the-shelf from the Americans, someone decided that the defence budget would be better spent propping up the British workforce. As a result the helicopter was massively overdue and the taxpayer was ripped off.
Siemens trains are reliable.
They were always on time getting to Auschwitz…..
It is german tram conpany doing the edinburgh trams system.
Or rather milking it.
British Apaches are only £40 million each and they’re considerably more power than the yank version because of their Rolls Royce engines.
Germany says ‘Vote ConDem’
Wasn’t this contract all decided under the previous Labour Government?
Durable, yes, attractive, only if you like a bit of chavvy rough.
Bryant has just told Anna Jones they he “wants to get to the bottom of it.”
FFS!! This blog is turning into a fuckin*g soap opera! Why are you advertising this stupid bed for a stupid bint??
I’ve got no sympathy for 11 year olds who are abducted and murdered and then have their voicemails hacked to give their parents false hope. That’s terrible, right? Yes, I’m an awful person. I smiled when I read she was loved by her parents. Sociopathic?
Whoever you are for Christ’s sake get yourself some treatment. Failing that just fuck off somewhere a long way off. Don’t bullshit about irony / satire – it’s neither – it’s just garbage.
I thought it was funny. Women like that Kia are ruining this country – I’m sick of the political class/BBC/Guardian taking it as read that white people are bad and wicked etc. Satirising her to show how deluded and pompous, not to say downright nasty, her type are seems fine to me.
But you see you are stereotyping and it never works, not in reality.
Yes she’s a nasty bit of work but is that because she is ‘coloured’ (not sure we’re allowed to say that – are the thought police about?) or is it because she is a woman or is it because she is a leftie or is it because she comes from london or wherever, or is it because she was educated at one of labour’s failing copmprehensives or is it because she had awful parents and a terrible childhood………………..??
Or is it simply that she is just herself and a nasty piece of work and none of the above had any bearing on making her that. Hmm?!
Or is it because of the Hypocrisy that constantly beats and subdues the population into servitude, because if a white person had said that about her people they would have been hounded by the bbc and its adherents.
don’t think so lub, if that were true then mr mulcaire, who is an even nastier piece of work and white, would not be being hounded tonight by everyone including the beeb.
And probably a lesbian man hating ugly feminist.And lives in Brighton
It’s true at least that you have no sympathy with this kid. In the great scheme of things, the hacking incident is a butterfly’s fart in a typhoon. You’re here to use Dowler to make feeble political points. You sanctimonious twat.
jesus fuckin’ wept!
I think the quote is
Jesu fuckin’ wept
To have a kip on Caroline Flint. There must be a nap for that.
I’ve never sparked with Flint.
Why, didn’t she say, “C’mon baby, light my fire.”
It would char the mattress !
Ready for PMQs
Ed Miliband prepares his questions.
1. – Those train contracts .. what were you thinking?
{Spad} .. erm no Ed. That was us. Lisbon treaty? Remember..Signed up to competitive EU wide tendering. Its been a complete disaster. Its why the mail doesn’t come anymore and why you can’t pay a TV bill at the Post Office anymore..best not bring it up.
2. Ok then.. News of the screw. Its outrageous that …
{Spad} erm..sorry again Ed. We investigated. The Met already closed the case. Remember? When Murdoch was one of us. We let it all fizzle out, nothing to see..yawn, yawn. Remember?
3 ..Alright..Soldier dies in Afghanistan, how long is this pointless war..
{Spad} erm..sorry to interrupt again , but..Shadow PM. I don’t think that’s a good line for us. What with starting the war and then Iraq and everything.
4. Strikes?
{Spad} we have kind of said we don’t support them. And the PM might just repeat back your robotic soundbite and make you look a complete tool.
5. Death tax? Pensions ?
{Spad} yeah..they are both our ideas remember. You might look a bit foolish opposing your own plans. A bit Cable like.
6. What about IDS’ stupid British Jobs for British workers speech the other day? We could say there’s too many immigrants?
{spad} Erm…well…Again Ed, I think it was us who said and that first.
Are you quite sure you wouldn’t just like to do what you did for the last few weeks?
You mean ask Cameron a ‘how many Sioux were at the Little Big Horn?’ sort of question.
{Spad} ‘..and follow up with “what were their names?” He’d be stumped for sure.
OK..lets go with that.
Class Bill
arsewipe fucker
Bloomin’ brilliant! Exactly what I wanted to post in an ideal universe, but much better than I could have done!
Kudos to you, Bill!
I wish I’d said that.
You will Johann, you will
You will!
Can you ask the same question five times?
The Angela Eagle bed would be called the Dyke Eater
The Chris Bryant/Mandelson bed would be called the Pillow Biter
The Alistair Campbell bed would be called the Lie in bed
As for Flint she really is a rough old dog, window dressing? Fuck me I didn’t realise Brown was totally blind.
The comical ali campbell bed has the unique feature that you are unable to lie straight in it.
Sales of the Mark Oaten bed are going rather slowly.
The Flint bed is really lightweight. And very simple too! Just apply a little pressure and it folds up completely.
Takes a standard Queen Bercow size bedsheet.
Available in Red Ed, Golden Brown or EU non-job blue.
Not Golden-what-a-shower?
Coming soon:
The Mike Hancock Casting Couch
The Gordon Brown Baby Bouncer
The Dominic Mohan Sun Lounger
The John Prescott Reinforced Dining Table
The Ed Miliband Parrot Cage
The David Cameron Cast-Iron Cooking Pot?
The Lansley hospital closure ward bed.
The Ed Balls hot air bed
The Hazel Brass neck bed
The B-lair Waterboard bed
Ed and David bunkbeds.
The Teresa May Shoehorn.
The Tessa Jowell Mortgage Guide.
The Gordon Brown and Caroline Flint ‘Mobiles for Dummies’
The Jaqui Smith roll-on safety girdle with hidden cash & cheque pocket.
The Margaret Beckett hanging basket
The Gordon Brown Toilet?
Fuck you arsewipe
The Gordon Brown Rocking Horse (not for children).
The Jack Straw Guide to Accountancy.
IHT An Evader’s Handbook Ed and David Milband.
Creative Ways to Minimise Stamp Duty and Capital Gains Tax – Geoff Hoon.
Libyan Cancer Care – Alec Salmond and Kenny MacAskill.
European Champions Cup Finals – A Loser’s Guide:- Alex Fergusson.
“How to avoid capital gains tax whilst Chancellor of the exchequor” by Alistair Darling
Just £20 to lie on me.
I think you’d need to pay rather more than that to find any takers. Even then…………
So a tenner an inch then ?
British taxpayers fund German workers to provide trains for the British rail network, and are prepared to pay 1450 British workers to fester on the dole.
Am i missing something?
The money that the Unions are demanding has to be found somewhere…they should think about things before kicking off, they are putting others in the line of fire due to their greed, and there is one man to blame for the lack of funding to go around, we all know his name, although, we don’t see a lot of him these days.
That’ll be because he’s too busy on his lecture tour around afr ica , giving speeches on how to wreck a country’s economy, at £60k for an hour of hot air!
Problem is these big Government contracts end up going over budget and plagued with technical problems. Take defence, the RAF could have had 300 F-16′s for the price of 50 shitty Eurofighters, we could have had two American aircraft carriers complete with aircraft for the price of one of the ones the jock mong is having built.
The M-16 rifle could have been issued to British forces for a fraction of the cost of the shit SA-80 and the M-16 works.
The billions wasted on Nimrod (twice over) when the US AWACS was available at a fraction of the cost.
Sorry but we simply can’t build stuff to budget and time.
Yes, you are missing the idea of the concept of a free market. We exclude Germans from our market and they’ll reciprocate by excluding British firms from winning German contracts.
The British Empire is long gone, we have to compete on equal terms and we need to be be competitive and competent.
It was interesting to note that even if they had won the contract they woud stil be laying off workers. A good day to resurrect bad news for them I think.
I would, and many times…she would be like a water balloon filled with wallpaper paste by the time I had finished.
Sandpaper condom and no lube
Like a bill poster’s bucket perhaps?
Considering the amount the average MP has raped from us, the taxpayer, i think we should each be entitled to 30 minutes with the Member of our choice, unlimited free lube, and no condom.
Bags first choice…Charlotte Leslie, come on down!
Interesting piece of furniture. Rather flashy and lacking in substance. Not likely to stand the test of time and certainly not worth the money that’s being asked for it.
By the by is she being paid a commission for allowing them to use her name to sell it? Isn’t she earniong enough money as a troughing mp?
I think that it’s the ‘Caroline’ bed with ‘Flint (grey)’ paint finish.
That will teach James Foster!
the umpire is ALWAYS right!
fuck off you arsewipe please
Awww bless.
+1
tosser
TOTTY WATCH ???!!!???!!!!????!!
Good grief……
Grotty Watch.
Oh Caroline, even though you are left wing
I must profess I have a thing
About you.
I’ll be the rubbish, you be my bin,
I’ll be the priest
You be my sin
But please one favour would you do me?
Cross the floor to the tories
Then perfect you will be.
Interesting factoid No87
Did you know, Liebour totty don’t shave their arm pits.
What about a quim trim? Or do they go totally Kojak?
rainforest commando
I for one won’t be buying the News Of The World again.
I’ll just carry on nicking it from outside the BP.
When I was a kid NotW reported that the singer Donovan (“call me mellow yellow, yeah”) was caught in a hotel room “fondling a girl’s breasts”.
I was fucking horrified.
That if he was “caught” then in some way it was illegal . I was shattered – if there was one thing I was looking forward to when I grew up it was to be able to fondle girl’s breasts.
The fear hasn’t gone away. Now whenever I get me hands on some birds tits at the back of my mind there’s the worry that the door is gonna burst open and reporters will burst in taking photographs and asking embarrassing questions.
Beccie, it’s payback time.
Smoggie seems to be up the arsewipe’s arse
A few years ago Caroline Flint was up my neck of the woods being filmed on the site of the first proposed Eco town in the UK.
The landowner and county council were not impressed because they knew fuck all about it.
I hope she has better luck selling day beds or as we call them on my council estate,Sofa’s.
Not impressed because they feared being cut out of the deal.
Not impressed because of the left-wing pricks who’d want to live in the new eco-hovel.
Flint is what’s inside her head.
Ford have withdrawn advertising from the News of the World.
What about Sepp Blatter sucking up to Robert Mugabe. When are the FIFA sponsoring companies going to withdraw financial support from the Blatter dictatorship at FIFA.
News of the World, cuts, News International, cuts, phone hacking, baby eating Tories, cuts, Rupert Murdoch, Bombardier job cuts, News Corp, cuts, SKY owning 100% of the entire world, cuts, our wonderful public services, those poor teachers, pensions, Labour say this, Labour say that, Ed Milimong is wonderful lets here what he has to say, cuts, News of the World, cuts, News International, cuts, phone hacking, baby eating Tories, cuts, Rupert Murdoch, Bombardier job cuts, News Corp, cuts, SKY owning 100% of the entire world, cuts, our wonderful public services, those poor teachers, pensions, Labour say this, Labour say that, Ed Milimong is wonderful lets here what he has to say, cuts, News of the World, cuts, News International, cuts, phone hacking, baby eating Tories, cuts, Rupert Murdoch, Bombardier job cuts, News Corp, cuts, SKY owning 100% of the entire world, cuts, our wonderful public services, those poor teachers, pensions, Labour say this, Labour say that, Ed Milimong is wonderful lets here what he has to say, cuts.
And here’s the weather…
Oh not this fucking blowhard bore again !!!!!
Expect fatty Prescott soon and bummer Bryant.
Leftwing, middleclass p’s…………..
Agree with all that when we’re talking about the beeb. But! the phrase was used too many times and you began to sound like militwit with his limited vocabulary from his failed labour comprehensive.
The unbalanced biased beeb is past its sell by date. End of.
Well said, time for the BBC to go.
+++++++++COMING SOON+++++++++++++
The Ed Miliband door mat.
The Ed Miliband book of interesting facts and labour policies.
That’ll be a blank sheet of paper between the covers then!
Makes a change from Billy shooting blanks between the covers then!
“$400 to Lie on Caroline Flint”
Should that be lay or lie?
Is she paying us to lie on her or are we supposed to pay ??
Billy, The verb is to lie; only chickens, turtles and other reptiles “lay” (eggs etc).
The other use is of course to lay the table (or in extremis, the wife).
Interesting that the BBC played down the links between Nu Liebore and REbecca Brooks but played them UP for the Tories.
ITV showed a clip of her chatting away to the mong from Scotland, the BBC clearly must have lost that piece of video tape.
But in cleansing their website the BBC forgot this piece.
Earlier this month Ms Wade married horse trainer Charlie Brooks in a wedding attended by Gordon Brown, David Cameron, and other famous names from the worlds of media, business and politics.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8114945.stm
I’m sure the BBC have said that Cameron attended her wedding but they didn’t mention the jock mong, why not BBC, your own news site does.
In the Guardian
http://www.google.co.uk/url?url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jul/05/phone-hacking-glenn-mulcaire-apology&rct=j&sa=X&ei=0VgTTsGhCMun8QO6iamkDQ&ved=0CCcQgBAoADAA&q=guardian&usg=AFQjCNFNFWxLD6-XnCw63bcwyxJr0RS0QA&cad=rja
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jul/05/phone-hacking-glenn-mulcaire-apology
Why is guido the only person in tweetland who is not slamming the news of the world this evening….vested interests ?
Maybe he thinks for himself
consensus usually leads to poor law-making-look at all the CRB bollocks since the Soham murders-two schoolgirls get murdered by a man they know simply because they pass his house when he is outside-he would have murdered them even if he worked in an other line of employment,he simply would-but Big Labour decided that every adult was a potential murderer and had to prove they were innocent to work in any place children may be present
The NOTW has been uncomfortably close to the last 5 Prime Ministers including David Cameron. Money changed hands between NOTW Journalists and Metropolitan Police Officers. There needs to be a public inquiry into these matters.
I can categorically deny that there is any involvement by the Freemasons in these matters and I should know. Boaz.
Jahbulon Mike.
He’s too busy masterminding the fightback by the liblabcon ruling class against everyone else.
Where’s the real Eng tonight?
I’d like to know what his view was on the Derby railway carriage company.
He’s probably updating his CV
Euphemism for Seimens?.
Who cares about Caroline? I like to sit beside a different piece of Labour tottie each day. They really appreciate it. Anyone who sits as far away as possible like the one I took to Majorca is just sad.
http://www.montrealgazette.com/life/Glittering+details+emerge+Indian+temple+treasure/5051341/story.html
Good News from In dia Guido.
Amazing finds in temple cellars of at least £22billion jewellery. More realistic estimates are saying it will be 5 times that much.
Hope cameron is listening. No more need to fund in dia from our overseas budget and they’ll be able to comfortably fund their own space programme as well!
This is more like it! Shropshire council-tax payers 1, Bedwetters 0.
Quote:
Shropshire Council to dismiss all staff in pay cut
Dismissal letters have been sent to all of Shropshire Council’s 6,500 employees.
The letter states that all council staff will be dismissed on 30 September and immediately rehired, but only if they agree to a 5.4% pay cut.
The authority said it had to save £76m due to reduced government funding and pay cuts would avoid it having to make 400 permanent redundancies.
Unison is understood to be balloting its members on industrial action.
Staff who do not accept the pay cut will be dismissed without compensation, the letter states.
Endquote
More: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-14028188
Who will notice if they go on strike?
well a fair proportion of them will be teachers.
teaching has finished for the year and the summer holidays are nearly upon us.
good timing !
I am the mattress Giant.
Cab for Ms Wade!
Taxi for Ms Wade:
http://twitpic.com/5lq3v2
I suspect rebekah will end up working for murdoch in hongkong or somewhere and they’ll put someone unknown in charge here , at least until the heat dies down.
Mulcaire’s issued a mealy mouthed statement. He even has the audacity to say “I apologise for any upset I MAY have caused”. I hope the c unt gets cancer.
It’s not nice to wish the big C on anyone.
Call Me Dave Cameron had chummy christmas drinks with Brooks last year. Another serious error of judgement by Cast Iron Twat.
She is a pal of bliar’s and gordon attended her wedding.
rebekah knows how to cultivate political leaders .
What do you think murdoch keeps her for?!!
I despise Blair and Brown too. I have no doubt that Labour’s top brass knew about the hacking and stayed silent because the Murdoch rags were supporting them. Neither party has the moral high ground. Murdoch is poison.
I find it impossible to believe that senior editorial staff didn’t know where certain facts were coming from. The need to check sources is paramount.
Totally agree. Now, who was it who told me about WMD ?
who primed bliar to use wmd as an excuse for going to war?
well that’s a no brainer!! alicampbell of course!!
nell, it’s true that Campbell spread the WMD lies. But who were Blair and Campbell both serving? George W Bush. A man you’ve previously called a great statesman. You can’t divorce Bush from Labour’s actions that led to the illegal war. You can but it just makes you look stupid. Blair and Campbell are cretinous arseholes but you seem to forget they were serving their masters in Washington led by Bush and Cheney.
I want everyone to know how utterly sickened I feel over this. I never wanted us to be found out. I ordered hundreds of hackings to sell more papers. I’m disgusted that the public know this.
Call me spineless yet again kicks sand in the face of british workers
By awarding the contract to build the trains for Thames link to his european friends the Germans as a result of this 1,400 jobs have been lost ,with another 1,400 to follow in a year or so
Spineless Cameron’s line is that the German bid was the best deal for the British taxpayer
Not when you take into account all the fuckin dole money we will be paying out to people who cannot get a job in Double Dip Britain !
Tell the EU to fuck off ,you spineless little Turd !
The initial contract might be cheaper but any extras/variations to spec/spares will be billed at hugely inflated prices. They always are.
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Izz makes moi nob ‘ard ….
Rick Nobinson practically orgasmically panting how the NOTW alleged behaviour now ‘at David Cameron’s door’. States gravely,’ Questions will be asked at tomorrow’s PMQ’.
Shame they couldn’t save it for nearer the GE……fucking twats
Considering all this allegedly happened during Labours term in office whilst they were cosying up to Murdoch, what the fuckity fuck are these arseholes on about ????
Hmm. I’d go as far as 60 quid for half an hour. As long as she promised to shut the fuck up during my ‘lie down’. More than generous.
I wonder what sort of partisan intervention Bercow will make tomorrow. I’ve noticed he deliberately intervenes just as Cameron’s about to make a joke and cuts him off before the punchline. Miliband is allowed free reign to say whatever he likes. And I swear, if Bercow says “There’s too much noise, the public don’t like it” one more time, I’ll smack Tom Watson.
We fuckin Love it you little prick !!!
I’m launching my own fragrance. Gordon Brown’s Rage for Men.
You’re normally launching Nokias, aren’t you ?? Can we expect to see you in the House of Commons tomorrow ??
Iv’e seen her without all the slap and she is as rough as a gypos dog and she said the jock mong used her as window dressing, it must have been a junkshop window full of rusty old chisels, spanners, coal hammers and emty cement bags, ugly old whore.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2011349/Master-conman-128-IDENTITIES-fleeced-banks-650-000.html
He will have no problem buying one.
Just tried to get on moral high ground for a moment. Had attack of vertigo as I’ve never been anywhere close to that altitude before.
I think auntie Beeb can’t be far off now, they said they’d give ‘em enough rope.
Alistair fucking jock mong Campbell on Newsnight, how come this c u n t is still free? Just how much blood does this twat have on his hands again?
Then we’ve got old hag Arianna Huffington, she’s all over the BBC and of course a hater of Murdoch, then we have some fag from the Independent.
As usual a nice lefty balance on the BBC.
Alistair Campbell and the death of David Kelly, the questions he needs to answer.
Not to be asked ever on the BBC.
nut case
http://www.stockmarketwire.com/article/4178062/Former-adviser-to-Gordon-Brown-buys-golf-course.html
o/t
I see suenye and her ex bbc chairman husband have bought a socttish hotel and golf links.
where on earth did they get the money??!
The Unions, the state, their rich friends. Oh and we Gorgon had a John Bull printing set
Whose idea was that? Sue’s probably.
I hope for her sake she doesn’t ask him for any business or investment advice.
She might make a profit otherwise
Gavyn Davies was a partner at Goldman Sachs for a number of years, before becoming a Labour luvvie.
Upholstery looks a bit over done; some evidence of the covers being pulled too tight over the stuffing; creases need some attention; appears to have been weel used already; looks a bit cheap; possibly useful a small B and B or 1* hotel to give the place a bit of “class”. The Day Bed might be OK as well…….
Fucking hell the ginger mong in now on BBC News 24, piss off Campbell you jock twat, go fucking top yourself.
poor Arianna Huffington, her husband found her so shit in bed he turned into a Chris Bryant and found a blow job of another man more enjoyable. Just makes you wonder just how shit she is in bed.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/e/a/1998/12/06/NEWS5661.dtl
Do Flint, Mrs Bercow, Capmbell and Mrs J Smith get paid by the BBC when they are on? If so, why?
Campbell – sorry
How Gordon Brown hacked his Nokia
I used to think arab muslims were the worst but I find that somalian and other african muslims are without doubt the most obnoxious and irritating. The women in particular have a serious attitude problem and have an arrogant swagger, constantly screeching and making noise on public transport. Let’s not forget 7/7 was perpetrated by muslims of african origin. Why can’t we just fucking deport these loud mouthed c unts? This isn’t their country.
We could. We just don’t. Tells you all you need to know…
You are a “hard-hearted bastard” !!! That’s not me that’s “Dave” saying so…..the UK is a welcoming and friendly country and we give billions to those countries whose population deep down hate our guts and who are effectively “failed states”….once again “Dave” manages to insult his core vote with his wishy-washy liberalist views……….he’ll be telling us to hug a hoody next(oops no sorry already did that(allegedly)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2011609/David-Cameron-says-foreign-aid-critics-hard-hearted.html
We could. We will. But not under the liblabcons.
You’re coming across as a paedophile’s chum. Why not subject brookes to the same scrutiny u subject miliband to? Ur in a position where urderspeople expect something of you, and ur being awful. Come on, man! R u just interested in making Brown’s cohorts look silly or
Are u really up for it? Come on. Is it more important that mcbride looks silly or people
That jeopardise child murders get exposed? Come on,guido!
Holy cow, what a monstrosity
But, just out of curiosity
Does the fan on the floor
Hint at ardour or velocity?
She’s another one that will need a ‘Y’ shaped coffin
Memo to Sarah Teather,
Everyone in Britain hates you and
your quite absurd interview style of breathless,
extended statements probably causes traffic
accidents in the morning. And by the way 11 plus
for babies is a fucking stupid idea and you’re a pointless,
vacuous cretin.
look, I know it’s only early BUT
how much of our money has the government given away today?
have we invaded anyone else overnight?
what the fuck’s happenin to tevez?
I have it on good authority the MPs are going to get around to sorting out their luxury pensions sometime., this year, next year sometime, whenever.
My local tory office is full of arrogant twats who loyally support their beloved twat MP. They don’t like constituents having an opinion about anything and wish they would go away – they’re too much work. Well my message to them is fuck off twats!!!
yes ….. It’s true
Just keep Andy Coulson out of PMQ’s and today David Cameron’s “judgement” will be called into question
Sorry Billy rusty the warmonger Cameron “judgement” has already called in question the moment he did his first U turn on the Lisbon lies, Coulson was brought in to get the media mogul on rusty’s side which I suppose is another of rusty’s “judgements”.
Andy Coulson made payments to police !
NoW has handed over evidence to police
also hacked
relatives of the 7/7 bombings
Soham victims parents
Madeleine McCanns parents
Mrs Kemp will be out by tomorrow
Can someone tell me why they are discussing “listening in to phone calls” on Today? NOBODY DID ANY SUCH THING.
No wonder people failed to change their voicemail PIN if they don’t understand how it works.
On the other hand, I’m tempted to believe this is deliberate misunderstanding to make the story sound worse than it is.
I don’t think I’ve heard a more biased programme, and that takes some doing on R4.
Now Peston on a rant. Ho hum.
Look, the NoTW are bottom feeding scum. So are the rest of the media.
What shocks me is that anyone thought otherwise.
Come on Guido, this Flint stuff is old news, can we have an update?
I agree, typical socialist , sells her principles for filthy capitalist lucre, I think she’s well past her sell by date for posing like that in those photo’s, could put people off.