July 5th, 2011

$400 to Lie on Caroline Flint

If a politician is particularly successful, or spectacularly bad, they might get a book written about them. At the last election all sorts of tat from loo-rolls to bottle openers were emblazoned with out leaders faces. It is however a rare honour to have a whole piece of furniture named after you. Unless of course you are the Speaker.

For just $429 you can be the proud owner of the Caroline Flint Day Bed.

Apparently it is the ultimate in “comfort and versatility”, as well as being “highly durable and attractive”.

Would go perfectly with some window dressing…


  1. 1
    P. Doff says:

    Wouldn’t touch her with yours!


    • 7
      Anonymous says:

      The parents of murdered Soham girls Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman have been visited by police investigating News of the World (NoW) phone-hacking.

      It has already been alleged that an investigator working for NoW hacked into the voicemail of murder victim Milly Dowler while she was missing.


      • 8
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:



        • 10
          Tessa Tickles says:



        • 43
          Anonymous says:

          You should be so exited! Why does your country make women cover from head to toe?


          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

            oh, You have a very unhealthy obsession with me, please seek help?


          • Bugloss says:

            English isn’t your first language. Either that or you attended a comprehensive child-minding corral before signing on.


          • horrorfan24 says:

            Be a naughty muslim and get yer face out for the lads!


          • Billy Bowden is the greatest arsewipe ever ! says:

            I may have ad one too many tonight but i still think Bowden is an areswipe


        • 49
          Billy, is this your community? says:

          Islamic extremists have called on British Muslims to establish three independent states within the UK.
          The notorious Muslims Against the Crusades (MAC) group have named Yorkshire towns Bradford and Dewsbury and Tower Hamlets in East London as testbeds for blanket sharia rule.
          The medieval ‘emirates’ would operate entirely outside British law, according to a document on the MAC website.

          Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2011433/Islamic-extremists-set-independent-states-UK-fall-Shariah-law.html#ixzz1RFeeqe5T


          • smoggie says:

            We have had “No Go” areas in the United Kingdom before. They did not last long.


          • Splooge says:

            This would be a very welcome development

            Just the sort of wake-up call our nation and its feckless and indolent establishment needs


          • Poor Bill says:

            This is great news. It will save us shit loads of money and problems.

            1 Somewhere to take misses where she can not nag you without getting a slap for some helpfull local.

            2 Somewhere for the BBC butty boy to go for ‘Hash and Rent boys’. Leaving our children alone.

            3 Somewhere to take the little bastard who you caught in your home/flat on return from the pub. They’ll sort the robbing shit out.

            4 Somewhere safe for you children to walk the streets without fear of gang warfare.

            5 Somewhere to take the lazy tax collecting Euro-filth. To show them the kind of safe streets we want in the rest of Britian.

            6 Somewhere to go to avoid drunken Cockney ku*ts when in London.


          • Billy Bowden is the greatest arsewipe ever ! says:

            Bowden, you are an arsewipe


        • 121
          Walpole says:

          Why is “Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever” so boring and on here every 2nd comment. He should get a life.


          • smoggie says:

            That’s a matter of your opinion. So far you’re the bore.


          • Anonymous says:

            He will disappear from this blog on the day government stop paying dole to work shy.


          • Billy Bowden is the greatest arsewipe ever ! says:

            Bowden has a bunch of supporters who try to stick up for him to divert attention from their own arsewipe nature,


          • dogbreath says:

            Tat has a bunch of sockpuppets who try to stick up for him to divert attention from his own spacker nature,


        • 256
          Only me says:

          Nothing on News of the World today.

          Deal with the news


      • 9
        Tessa Tickles says:

        There’s an echo in here.


      • 162
        Anonymous says:

        Channel 4 News understands Rebekah Brooks, then editor of the News of the World, was informed of the allegations by Scotland Yard at the time.

        It was at a time when Rebekah Brooks – now one of the most powerful figures in the media industry – ran the tabloid News of the World and it was just three months after the alleged hacking into Millie Dowler’s phone.

        This is a story about a claim that Brooks was confronted by the police over allegations of her journalists targetting a murder detective. An astonishing story which at one point, we’ve been told, had the police secretly watching the News of the World watching the police.

        Channel 4 News can reveal the story for the first time tonight.



      • 166
        Anonymous says:

        Does David Cameron know what was happening? Was he given any information from his friend?


    • 39
      Anonymous says:

      At the touch of a button, the drawers drop down and the legs fly apart.


    • 76
      Picky Person says:

      I would probably pay £40,00 not to lie on her


    • 141
      Glyn H says:

      Dale told us she was known as the Thetford Forrest due to lush growth. Ill kempt more like it; like Gordon Browns greasy hair and luxuriant socialist policies.


    • 147
      Cynical Old Man says:

      Bloody hell! There’s been much use of the airbrush on old Flintiface. She’s still a hatchet-faced, gap-toothed old brass in need of a good wash. She’s a bit full of herself in that photoshoot. Deluded old sow!


    • 233
      Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

      $400 to lie on her? How much to jizz on her face?


    • 265
      David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

      Her husband is on her staff pay role or rather paid for by the taxpayer. What selection procedure did she or Harriet Uglyperson invoke? Is he involved in this private adventure in any way? Should MPs have second jobs, act for interest or lobbying groups because they have demonstrably shown they put private interest before national or public interest. We the taxpayer demand a public inquiry into pay, accommodation and expenses for MPs.


    • 267
      one of carol's exes says:

      Just after she got rid of the arab bloke and just before her political career took off, Carol was yours for a half bottle of cheap plonk and a sympathetic ear. The trouble was she always wanted to be on top.


      • 269
        Peter Carter-Fuck says:

        Caroline has always been one of the most popular and busiest girls at the parliamentary escort agency, and this is a sensible career move. I believe her RealDoll (TM) will be coming out next year, a bargain at just $3000. However, for just £150, the real Caroline can be yours for an hour, which represents excellent value for money for such a dirty milf. I realise that some people prefer the soft feminiity of a Thai ladyboy, but for sheer nasty filth you will have to go a long way to find better than Caroline. She is available all day today, and as befits a Blairite you can explore her third way for just an extra £50.


  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    One of the more attractive Labour women (abit after a good scrub up)


  3. 3
    les says:

    It’s amazing what air brushing does – she looks a bit rough in real life.


  4. 5
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Just let me at her on that bed!


  5. 6
    Anonymous says:

    The parents of murdered Soham girls Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman have been visited by police investigating News of the World (NoW) phone-hacking.

    It has already been alleged that an investigator working for NoW hacked into the voicemail of murder victim Milly Dowler while she was missing.



    • 42
      Kia Abdul says:

      lol pmsl. am i a sociopath?


    • 104
      East India Company wallah says:

      Had enough of this drip,drip,drip of increasingly provocative list of victims,who the fuck cares FFS?
      If you hack phones for a living you hack every number you are asked-end of!
      This is simply becoming another consensus Diana moment-lets all weep/rage/mourn/tut-tut together.leave me out I couldnt give a fuck you hypocritical sanctimonious actors
      Grow up
      The BBC leaked what did not come out at Bellfields murder trial and made it the narrative for two days-two whole fucking days-just because the trade unions can see murdoch will finish the license fee extortion in ten years and open up the BBC to internal competition and hence their stranglehold on current affairs-but no-join in with the chorus children


      • 139
        Let's not forget says:

        The phone hacking scandal happened while Labour were in Government.
        But Blair,Brown, Mandleson and Campbell were so busy arse-licking the Murdoch family, Rebecca Brooks etc the didn’t give a shit what that particular media organisation was getting up to.


  6. 11
    Mornington Crescent says:

    “It’s amazing that something so delicate can be so strong. The light and airy Caroline daybed has been welded for strength, allowing you to use this unique and charming piece with total confidence. Surprisingly affordable as well.”

    ‘kin ‘ell – how can one resist?


    • 17
      Tessa Tickles says:

      It must be a tough job being a copywriter for bed adverts.

      “Enjoy a rich sleeping experience with the CarolineFlint daybed. The light and airy Caroline daybed has been welded for strength, allowing you to handcuff your partner to this unique and charming piece with total confidence. Surprisingly affordable as well. Bomb-resistant, horizontal and comfortable, you’ll wonder how you ever managed without one.”


      • 45
        Bugloss says:

        Apparently it sports a “gently arched back and sloping sides”. No mention of a chip on its shoulder or a smell of rank fish.


  7. 12
    A Former Minister for Europe says:

    What’s the Lisbon Treaty? I’ve certainly never read it.


    • 30
      Dr Whohne says:

      Could have something to do with girl on girl action. Not sure though as waiting for the DVD.


  8. 13
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Keep up the distraction threads Guido. Cops will be knocking on Wades, Coulsons and many others very very soon. They will sing like canaries. I hope Tory HQ have deleted all those emails…..shhhhhh


    • 15
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Seeing as all this happened under Labours watch i think they should be deleting E-mails.


      • 25
        Quite! says:

        Chris Bryant saying on Sky News that the police had the Milly Dowler information in 2006 but didn’t do anything about it then: he was wondering why…

        Is he for fucking real?


      • 120
        Tony Blairs shredding services says:

        Needing anything “dissapeared” get in touch, excellent service at competitive rates.


    • 85
      smoggie says:

      Oh how pathetically feeble.


    • 125

      Does it ever occur to you that we might not give a fuck?


      • 137
        smoggie says:

        While we’re at it, let’s break the news to him that there’s no Father Christmas.


        • 144
          MrAngry61 says:

          No- tell him that there is but that he never got any presents from Santa for a reason…


    • 154
      Anonymous says:

      Yeah, it’s always obvious when he wants to end discussion of something, suddenly get a splurge of trivial posts to take up all the 1st page.


    • 155
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur. says:

      When this happened Blair was firmly esconced in No 10 and his tongue was alternating between Bush and Murdoch’s arses.

      Machine Gun Blunkett was Home Secretary at the time – well at least when he wasn’t impregnating other peoples’ wives.


    • 234
      Cynical Old Man says:

      Moussa,as I said on a previous thread, provide us with foolproof evidence of all these allegations. It seems you’ve made your mind up based on your politics and personal prejudices. This whole enquiry is now becoming a witch hunt where the allegation is all the proof you need. Anyone can make allegations and create suspicion through innuendo and speculation. For fuck’s sake, the Daily Mirror and the Sun are currently having to defend their coverage of the arrest of that weird looking ex-teacher for the murder of that young woman at Christmas. Half truths, innuendo and smears that tried to make him look as guilty as hell. What happened? He was released without charge and a Dutch weirdo was charged and put before court.

      Ask yourself this. Have you seen definite proof? (And I don’t mean the hysterical opportunism of Labour’s grandstanding).


  9. 14
    Ryan says:

    I would…


  10. 16
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Paper bag over her head and she’d be worth the odd half hour.


  11. 18
    Bombadier Billy Cameron says:

    British jobs for Siemens workers!
    British taxpayers for the Derby Dole office.


    • 20
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      what do you expect after the recent behaviour of the unions?


    • 91
      smoggie says:

      The bid wasn’t competitive neither technically nor commercially. Seems that the company is using Boris as an excuse for its inefficiency and downsizing activities.


    • 106
      Officer Crabtree says:

      Maybe Seimens offered better value for money to the taxpayer? Putting something out to tender is about getting the most appropriate company to do the job; not simply the most British company.

      A good example is the Apache helicopter. Instead of buying off-the-shelf from the Americans, someone decided that the defence budget would be better spent propping up the British workforce. As a result the helicopter was massively overdue and the taxpayer was ripped off.


      • 153
        Realistic Perspective says:

        Siemens trains are reliable.


        • 163
          Must get a pseudonym one day says:

          They were always on time getting to Auschwitz…..


          • Postlethwaite says:

            It is german tram conpany doing the edinburgh trams system.
            Or rather milking it.


        • 246
          dogbreath says:

          British Apaches are only £40 million each and they’re considerably more power than the yank version because of their Rolls Royce engines.


    • 157
      Anonymous says:

      Germany says ‘Vote ConDem’


  12. 21
    I'll pass says:

    Durable, yes, attractive, only if you like a bit of chavvy rough.


  13. 22
    Lord Lavender et al. says:

    Bryant has just told Anna Jones they he “wants to get to the bottom of it.”


  14. 23
    Wazza says:

    FFS!! This blog is turning into a fuckin*g soap opera! Why are you advertising this stupid bed for a stupid bint??


  15. 26
    Kia Abdullarse says:

    I’ve got no sympathy for 11 year olds who are abducted and murdered and then have their voicemails hacked to give their parents false hope. That’s terrible, right? Yes, I’m an awful person. I smiled when I read she was loved by her parents. Sociopathic?


    • 41
      codswallop says:

      Whoever you are for Christ’s sake get yourself some treatment. Failing that just fuck off somewhere a long way off. Don’t bullshit about irony / satire – it’s neither – it’s just garbage.


      • 53
        rocknrolla says:

        I thought it was funny. Women like that Kia are ruining this country – I’m sick of the political class/BBC/Guardian taking it as read that white people are bad and wicked etc. Satirising her to show how deluded and pompous, not to say downright nasty, her type are seems fine to me.


        • 57
          nell says:

          But you see you are stereotyping and it never works, not in reality.

          Yes she’s a nasty bit of work but is that because she is ‘coloured’ (not sure we’re allowed to say that – are the thought police about?) or is it because she is a woman or is it because she is a leftie or is it because she comes from london or wherever, or is it because she was educated at one of labour’s failing copmprehensives or is it because she had awful parents and a terrible childhood………………..??

          Or is it simply that she is just herself and a nasty piece of work and none of the above had any bearing on making her that. Hmm?!


          • labourunionsbbc we are one says:

            Or is it because of the Hypocrisy that constantly beats and subdues the population into servitude, because if a white person had said that about her people they would have been hounded by the bbc and its adherents.


          • nell says:

            don’t think so lub, if that were true then mr mulcaire, who is an even nastier piece of work and white, would not be being hounded tonight by everyone including the beeb.


          • Cheshire Cat says:

            And probably a lesbian man hating ugly feminist.And lives in Brighton


    • 268
      Rhonddablue says:

      It’s true at least that you have no sympathy with this kid. In the great scheme of things, the hacking incident is a butterfly’s fart in a typhoon. You’re here to use Dowler to make feeble political points. You sanctimonious twat.


  16. 28
    Anonymous says:

    jesus fuckin’ wept!


  17. 31
    Steve Jobes says:

    To have a kip on Caroline Flint. There must be a nap for that.


  18. 32
    Caveman says:

    I’ve never sparked with Flint.


  19. 33

    Ready for PMQs

    Ed Miliband prepares his questions.

    1. – Those train contracts .. what were you thinking?
    {Spad} .. erm no Ed. That was us. Lisbon treaty? Remember..Signed up to competitive EU wide tendering. Its been a complete disaster. Its why the mail doesn’t come anymore and why you can’t pay a TV bill at the Post Office anymore..best not bring it up.

    2. Ok then.. News of the screw. Its outrageous that …
    {Spad} erm..sorry again Ed. We investigated. The Met already closed the case. Remember? When Murdoch was one of us. We let it all fizzle out, nothing to see..yawn, yawn. Remember?

    3 ..Alright..Soldier dies in Afghanistan, how long is this pointless war..
    {Spad} erm..sorry to interrupt again , but..Shadow PM. I don’t think that’s a good line for us. What with starting the war and then Iraq and everything.

    4. Strikes?
    {Spad} we have kind of said we don’t support them. And the PM might just repeat back your robotic soundbite and make you look a complete tool.

    5. Death tax? Pensions ?
    {Spad} yeah..they are both our ideas remember. You might look a bit foolish opposing your own plans. A bit Cable like.

    6. What about IDS’ stupid British Jobs for British workers speech the other day? We could say there’s too many immigrants?
    {spad} Erm…well…Again Ed, I think it was us who said and that first.
    Are you quite sure you wouldn’t just like to do what you did for the last few weeks?

    You mean ask Cameron a ‘how many Sioux were at the Little Big Horn?’ sort of question.
    {Spad} ‘..and follow up with “what were their names?” He’d be stumped for sure.

    OK..lets go with that.


  20. 36
    The Guardian is read by MONGS says:

    The Angela Eagle bed would be called the Dyke Eater

    The Chris Bryant/Mandelson bed would be called the Pillow Biter

    The Alistair Campbell bed would be called the Lie in bed

    As for Flint she really is a rough old dog, window dressing? Fuck me I didn’t realise Brown was totally blind.


    • 123
      "Beyond all doubt" was made up wasnt it Alistair says:

      The comical ali campbell bed has the unique feature that you are unable to lie straight in it.


    • 271
      Peter Carter-Fuck says:

      Sales of the Mark Oaten bed are going rather slowly.


  21. 37

    The Flint bed is really lightweight. And very simple too! Just apply a little pressure and it folds up completely.
    Takes a standard Queen Bercow size bedsheet.

    Available in Red Ed, Golden Brown or EU non-job blue.


  22. 38
    Sir William Waad says:

    Coming soon:

    The Mike Hancock Casting Couch
    The Gordon Brown Baby Bouncer
    The Dominic Mohan Sun Lounger
    The John Prescott Reinforced Dining Table
    The Ed Miliband Parrot Cage
    The David Cameron Cast-Iron Cooking Pot?


    • 51

      The Lansley hospital closure ward bed.
      The Ed Balls hot air bed
      The Hazel Brass neck bed
      The B-lair Waterboard bed
      Ed and David bunkbeds.


    • 52
      Fetishist says:

      The Teresa May Shoehorn.


    • 68
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      The Gordon Brown Toilet?


    • 71
      genghiz the khan says:

      The Gordon Brown Rocking Horse (not for children).
      The Jack Straw Guide to Accountancy.
      IHT An Evader’s Handbook Ed and David Milband.
      Creative Ways to Minimise Stamp Duty and Capital Gains Tax – Geoff Hoon.
      Libyan Cancer Care – Alec Salmond and Kenny MacAskill.
      European Champions Cup Finals – A Loser’s Guide:- Alex Fergusson.


      • 127
        Anonymous says:

        “How to avoid capital gains tax whilst Chancellor of the exchequor” by Alistair Darling


  23. 54
    John Prescott says:

    Just £20 to lie on me.


  24. 55
    Fred Dibnah says:

    British taxpayers fund German workers to provide trains for the British rail network, and are prepared to pay 1450 British workers to fester on the dole.
    Am i missing something?


    • 59
      Wallpaper Paste says:

      The money that the Unions are demanding has to be found somewhere…they should think about things before kicking off, they are putting others in the line of fire due to their greed, and there is one man to blame for the lack of funding to go around, we all know his name, although, we don’t see a lot of him these days.


      • 93
        nell says:

        That’ll be because he’s too busy on his lecture tour around afr ica , giving speeches on how to wreck a country’s economy, at £60k for an hour of hot air!


    • 83
      The Guardian is read by MONGS says:

      Problem is these big Government contracts end up going over budget and plagued with technical problems. Take defence, the RAF could have had 300 F-16’s for the price of 50 shitty Eurofighters, we could have had two American aircraft carriers complete with aircraft for the price of one of the ones the jock mong is having built.

      The M-16 rifle could have been issued to British forces for a fraction of the cost of the shit SA-80 and the M-16 works.

      The billions wasted on Nimrod (twice over) when the US AWACS was available at a fraction of the cost.

      Sorry but we simply can’t build stuff to budget and time.


    • 99
      smoggie says:

      Yes, you are missing the idea of the concept of a free market. We exclude Germans from our market and they’ll reciprocate by excluding British firms from winning German contracts.

      The British Empire is long gone, we have to compete on equal terms and we need to be be competitive and competent.

      It was interesting to note that even if they had won the contract they woud stil be laying off workers. A good day to resurrect bad news for them I think.


  25. 56
    Anonymous says:

    I would, and many times…she would be like a water balloon filled with wallpaper paste by the time I had finished.


  26. 60
    A Gimp says:

    Considering the amount the average MP has raped from us, the taxpayer, i think we should each be entitled to 30 minutes with the Member of our choice, unlimited free lube, and no condom.


  27. 61
    nell says:

    Interesting piece of furniture. Rather flashy and lacking in substance. Not likely to stand the test of time and certainly not worth the money that’s being asked for it.

    By the by is she being paid a commission for allowing them to use her name to sell it? Isn’t she earniong enough money as a troughing mp?


    • 150
      MrAngry61 says:

      I think that it’s the ‘Caroline’ bed with ‘Flint (grey)’ paint finish.


  28. 63
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    That will teach James Foster!

    the umpire is ALWAYS right!


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


  30. 74
    Engineer says:

    TOTTY WATCH ???!!!???!!!!????!!

    Good grief……


  31. 75
    Bad Poet says:

    Oh Caroline, even though you are left wing
    I must profess I have a thing
    About you.
    I’ll be the rubbish, you be my bin,
    I’ll be the priest
    You be my sin
    But please one favour would you do me?
    Cross the floor to the tories
    Then perfect you will be.


  32. 77
    Steve Wright (in the afternoon) says:

    Interesting factoid No87

    Did you know, Liebour totty don’t shave their arm pits.


  33. 78
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I for one won’t be buying the News Of The World again.

    I’ll just carry on nicking it from outside the BP.


    • 116
      smoggie says:

      When I was a kid NotW reported that the singer Donovan (“call me mellow yellow, yeah”) was caught in a hotel room “fondling a girl’s breasts”.

      I was fucking horrified.

      That if he was “caught” then in some way it was illegal . I was shattered – if there was one thing I was looking forward to when I grew up it was to be able to fondle girl’s breasts.

      The fear hasn’t gone away. Now whenever I get me hands on some birds tits at the back of my mind there’s the worry that the door is gonna burst open and reporters will burst in taking photographs and asking embarrassing questions.

      Beccie, it’s payback time.


  34. 84
    Stinkfinger says:

    A few years ago Caroline Flint was up my neck of the woods being filmed on the site of the first proposed Eco town in the UK.
    The landowner and county council were not impressed because they knew fuck all about it.
    I hope she has better luck selling day beds or as we call them on my council estate,Sofa’s.


  35. 88
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Flint is what’s inside her head.
    Ford have withdrawn advertising from the News of the World.
    What about Sepp Blatter sucking up to Robert Mugabe. When are the FIFA sponsoring companies going to withdraw financial support from the Blatter dictatorship at FIFA.


  36. 89
    BBC News (for the next 6 days) says:

    News of the World, cuts, News International, cuts, phone hacking, baby eating Tories, cuts, Rupert Murdoch, Bombardier job cuts, News Corp, cuts, SKY owning 100% of the entire world, cuts, our wonderful public services, those poor teachers, pensions, Labour say this, Labour say that, Ed Milimong is wonderful lets here what he has to say, cuts, News of the World, cuts, News International, cuts, phone hacking, baby eating Tories, cuts, Rupert Murdoch, Bombardier job cuts, News Corp, cuts, SKY owning 100% of the entire world, cuts, our wonderful public services, those poor teachers, pensions, Labour say this, Labour say that, Ed Milimong is wonderful lets here what he has to say, cuts, News of the World, cuts, News International, cuts, phone hacking, baby eating Tories, cuts, Rupert Murdoch, Bombardier job cuts, News Corp, cuts, SKY owning 100% of the entire world, cuts, our wonderful public services, those poor teachers, pensions, Labour say this, Labour say that, Ed Milimong is wonderful lets here what he has to say, cuts.

    And here’s the weather…


    • 129
      Anonymous says:

      Oh not this fucking blowhard bore again !!!!!


    • 133
      nell says:

      Leftwing, middleclass p’s…………..

      Agree with all that when we’re talking about the beeb. But! the phrase was used too many times and you began to sound like militwit with his limited vocabulary from his failed labour comprehensive.

      The unbalanced biased beeb is past its sell by date. End of.


  37. 92
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    +++++++++COMING SOON+++++++++++++

    The Ed Miliband door mat.


  38. 98
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “$400 to Lie on Caroline Flint”

    Should that be lay or lie?


    • 114
      Joss Taskin says:

      Is she paying us to lie on her or are we supposed to pay ??


    • 245
      Helpful serf says:

      Billy, The verb is to lie; only chickens, turtles and other reptiles “lay” (eggs etc).

      The other use is of course to lay the table (or in extremis, the wife).


  39. 102
    The Guardian is read by MONGS says:

    Interesting that the BBC played down the links between Nu Liebore and REbecca Brooks but played them UP for the Tories.

    ITV showed a clip of her chatting away to the mong from Scotland, the BBC clearly must have lost that piece of video tape.

    But in cleansing their website the BBC forgot this piece.

    Earlier this month Ms Wade married horse trainer Charlie Brooks in a wedding attended by Gordon Brown, David Cameron, and other famous names from the worlds of media, business and politics.


    I’m sure the BBC have said that Cameron attended her wedding but they didn’t mention the jock mong, why not BBC, your own news site does.


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    fuck the NOTW says:

    Why is guido the only person in tweetland who is not slamming the news of the world this evening….vested interests ?


    • 132
      East India Company wallah says:

      Maybe he thinks for himself
      consensus usually leads to poor law-making-look at all the CRB bollocks since the Soham murders-two schoolgirls get murdered by a man they know simply because they pass his house when he is outside-he would have murdered them even if he worked in an other line of employment,he simply would-but Big Labour decided that every adult was a potential murderer and had to prove they were innocent to work in any place children may be present


    • 135
      Hugh Grant on Ch4 News says:

      The NOTW has been uncomfortably close to the last 5 Prime Ministers including David Cameron. Money changed hands between NOTW Journalists and Metropolitan Police Officers. There needs to be a public inquiry into these matters.


      • 142
        Councillor Mike Handycock CBE MP says:

        I can categorically deny that there is any involvement by the Freemasons in these matters and I should know. Boaz.


    • 161
      Anonymous says:

      He’s too busy masterminding the fightback by the liblabcon ruling class against everyone else.


  43. 124
    nell says:

    Where’s the real Eng tonight?

    I’d like to know what his view was on the Derby railway carriage company.


  44. 146
    Chuka says:

    Who cares about Caroline? I like to sit beside a different piece of Labour tottie each day. They really appreciate it. Anyone who sits as far away as possible like the one I took to Majorca is just sad.


  45. 148
    nell says:


    Good News from In dia Guido.

    Amazing finds in temple cellars of at least £22billion jewellery. More realistic estimates are saying it will be 5 times that much.

    Hope cameron is listening. No more need to fund in dia from our overseas budget and they’ll be able to comfortably fund their own space programme as well!


  46. 158
    The Mechanical Turk says:

    This is more like it! Shropshire council-tax payers 1, Bedwetters 0.


    Shropshire Council to dismiss all staff in pay cut

    Dismissal letters have been sent to all of Shropshire Council’s 6,500 employees.

    The letter states that all council staff will be dismissed on 30 September and immediately rehired, but only if they agree to a 5.4% pay cut.

    The authority said it had to save £76m due to reduced government funding and pay cuts would avoid it having to make 400 permanent redundancies.

    Unison is understood to be balloting its members on industrial action.

    Staff who do not accept the pay cut will be dismissed without compensation, the letter states.


    More: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-14028188

    Who will notice if they go on strike?


    • 176
      nell says:

      well a fair proportion of them will be teachers.

      teaching has finished for the year and the summer holidays are nearly upon us.

      good timing !


  47. 159
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am the mattress Giant.


  48. 165
    Down With Brown! says:

    Cab for Ms Wade!


  49. 167
    Down With Brown! says:

    Taxi for Ms Wade:



    • 173
      nell says:

      I suspect rebekah will end up working for murdoch in hongkong or somewhere and they’ll put someone unknown in charge here , at least until the heat dies down.


  50. 174
    Glen Mulcunt should get cancer says:

    Mulcaire’s issued a mealy mouthed statement. He even has the audacity to say “I apologise for any upset I MAY have caused”. I hope the c unt gets cancer.


  51. 175
    Glen Mulcunt should get cancer says:

    Call Me Dave Cameron had chummy christmas drinks with Brooks last year. Another serious error of judgement by Cast Iron Twat.


    • 177
      nell says:

      She is a pal of bliar’s and gordon attended her wedding.

      rebekah knows how to cultivate political leaders .

      What do you think murdoch keeps her for?!!


      • 186
        Glen Mulcunt should get cancer says:

        I despise Blair and Brown too. I have no doubt that Labour’s top brass knew about the hacking and stayed silent because the Murdoch rags were supporting them. Neither party has the moral high ground. Murdoch is poison.


        • 189
          Anonymous says:

          I find it impossible to believe that senior editorial staff didn’t know where certain facts were coming from. The need to check sources is paramount.


          • T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

            Totally agree. Now, who was it who told me about WMD ?


          • nell says:

            who primed bliar to use wmd as an excuse for going to war?

            well that’s a no brainer!! alicampbell of course!!


      • 210
        Glen Mulcunt should get cancer says:

        nell, it’s true that Campbell spread the WMD lies. But who were Blair and Campbell both serving? George W Bush. A man you’ve previously called a great statesman. You can’t divorce Bush from Labour’s actions that led to the illegal war. You can but it just makes you look stupid. Blair and Campbell are cretinous arseholes but you seem to forget they were serving their masters in Washington led by Bush and Cheney.


  52. 182
    Rebekah Brooks says:

    I want everyone to know how utterly sickened I feel over this. I never wanted us to be found out. I ordered hundreds of hackings to sell more papers. I’m disgusted that the public know this.


  53. 184

    Call me spineless yet again kicks sand in the face of british workers
    By awarding the contract to build the trains for Thames link to his european friends the Germans as a result of this 1,400 jobs have been lost ,with another 1,400 to follow in a year or so
    Spineless Cameron’s line is that the German bid was the best deal for the British taxpayer
    Not when you take into account all the fuckin dole money we will be paying out to people who cannot get a job in Double Dip Britain !

    Tell the EU to fuck off ,you spineless little Turd !


    • 237
      Jan says:

      The initial contract might be cheaper but any extras/variations to spec/spares will be billed at hugely inflated prices. They always are.


  54. 185
    Spannerintheworks says:



  55. 188
    Finbarr Saunders says:

    Have you read the advert?

    “welded for strength, allowing you to use this unique and charming piece with total confidence”

    “gently arched back and sloping sides”

    Izz makes moi nob ‘ard ….


  56. 190
    The BBC are cunts says:

    Rick Nobinson practically orgasmically panting how the NOTW alleged behaviour now ‘at David Cameron’s door’. States gravely,’ Questions will be asked at tomorrow’s PMQ’.


    • 193
      Mrs Bowden (deceased) says:

      Shame they couldn’t save it for nearer the GE……fucking twats


    • 207
      Remind me again who was in power at the time Prick Nobinson ? says:

      Considering all this allegedly happened during Labours term in office whilst they were cosying up to Murdoch, what the fuckity fuck are these arseholes on about ????


  57. 191
    Another anonymous says:

    Hmm. I’d go as far as 60 quid for half an hour. As long as she promised to shut the fuck up during my ‘lie down’. More than generous.


  58. 192
    Glen Mulcunt should get cancer says:

    I wonder what sort of partisan intervention Bercow will make tomorrow. I’ve noticed he deliberately intervenes just as Cameron’s about to make a joke and cuts him off before the punchline. Miliband is allowed free reign to say whatever he likes. And I swear, if Bercow says “There’s too much noise, the public don’t like it” one more time, I’ll smack Tom Watson.


  59. 195
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m launching my own fragrance. Gordon Brown’s Rage for Men.


    • 200
      Joss Taskin says:

      You’re normally launching Nokias, aren’t you ?? Can we expect to see you in the House of Commons tomorrow ??


  60. 196
    Lobster Throttler says:

    Iv’e seen her without all the slap and she is as rough as a gypos dog and she said the jock mong used her as window dressing, it must have been a junkshop window full of rusty old chisels, spanners, coal hammers and emty cement bags, ugly old whore.


  61. 197
    How to get free unlimited money with noe work Top Tip No. 9 says:


    He will have no problem buying one.


  62. 199
    Alyingstare Campbell says:

    Just tried to get on moral high ground for a moment. Had attack of vertigo as I’ve never been anywhere close to that altitude before.


  63. 201
    Hooded Hang Man says:

    I think auntie Beeb can’t be far off now, they said they’d give ‘em enough rope.


  64. 204
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Alistair fucking jock mong Campbell on Newsnight, how come this c u n t is still free? Just how much blood does this twat have on his hands again?

    Then we’ve got old hag Arianna Huffington, she’s all over the BBC and of course a hater of Murdoch, then we have some fag from the Independent.

    As usual a nice lefty balance on the BBC.


  65. 206
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Alistair Campbell and the death of David Kelly, the questions he needs to answer.

    Not to be asked ever on the BBC.


  66. 209
    nell says:



    I see suenye and her ex bbc chairman husband have bought a socttish hotel and golf links.

    where on earth did they get the money??!


    • 214
      Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

      The Unions, the state, their rich friends. Oh and we Gorgon had a John Bull printing set


    • 218
      McMong says:

      Whose idea was that? Sue’s probably.


      • 240
        Lurker says:

        I hope for her sake she doesn’t ask him for any business or investment advice.
        She might make a profit otherwise


    • 264
      stun says:

      Gavyn Davies was a partner at Goldman Sachs for a number of years, before becoming a Labour luvvie.


  67. 211
    Anonymous says:

    Upholstery looks a bit over done; some evidence of the covers being pulled too tight over the stuffing; creases need some attention; appears to have been weel used already; looks a bit cheap; possibly useful a small B and B or 1* hotel to give the place a bit of “class”. The Day Bed might be OK as well…….


  68. 212
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Fucking hell the ginger mong in now on BBC News 24, piss off Campbell you jock twat, go fucking top yourself.


  69. 215
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    poor Arianna Huffington, her husband found her so shit in bed he turned into a Chris Bryant and found a blow job of another man more enjoyable. Just makes you wonder just how shit she is in bed.



  70. 216
    HR Dept says:

    Do Flint, Mrs Bercow, Capmbell and Mrs J Smith get paid by the BBC when they are on? If so, why?


  71. 224
    The Guardian is read by MONGS says:

    How Gordon Brown hacked his Nokia


  72. 235
    Somalia is a stinking muslim shithole says:

    I used to think arab muslims were the worst but I find that somalian and other african muslims are without doubt the most obnoxious and irritating. The women in particular have a serious attitude problem and have an arrogant swagger, constantly screeching and making noise on public transport. Let’s not forget 7/7 was perpetrated by muslims of african origin. Why can’t we just fucking deport these loud mouthed c unts? This isn’t their country.


  73. 236
    Anonymous says:

    You’re coming across as a paedophile’s chum. Why not subject brookes to the same scrutiny u subject miliband to? Ur in a position where urderspeople expect something of you, and ur being awful. Come on, man! R u just interested in making Brown’s cohorts look silly or
    Are u really up for it? Come on. Is it more important that mcbride looks silly or people
    That jeopardise child murders get exposed? Come on,guido!


  74. 239
    albacore says:

    Holy cow, what a monstrosity
    But, just out of curiosity
    Does the fan on the floor
    Hint at ardour or velocity?


  75. 242
    Fabians are Evil says:

    She’s another one that will need a ‘Y’ shaped coffin


  76. 250
    Gonk says:

    Memo to Sarah Teather,
    Everyone in Britain hates you and
    your quite absurd interview style of breathless,
    extended statements probably causes traffic
    accidents in the morning. And by the way 11 plus
    for babies is a fucking stupid idea and you’re a pointless,
    vacuous cretin.


  77. 251
    Bloody Annoyed (essex) says:

    look, I know it’s only early BUT

    how much of our money has the government given away today?

    have we invaded anyone else overnight?

    what the fuck’s happenin to tevez?


  78. 252
    Bloody Annoyed (essex) says:

    I have it on good authority the MPs are going to get around to sorting out their luxury pensions sometime., this year, next year sometime, whenever.

    My local tory office is full of arrogant twats who loyally support their beloved twat MP. They don’t like constituents having an opinion about anything and wish they would go away – they’re too much work. Well my message to them is fuck off twats!!!


  79. 253
    Cameron is a Cunt says:

    yes ….. It’s true


  80. 254
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Just keep Andy Coulson out of PMQ’s and today David Cameron’s “judgement” will be called into question


    • 260
      Eeu to me says:

      Sorry Billy rusty the warmonger Cameron “judgement” has already called in question the moment he did his first U turn on the Lisbon lies, Coulson was brought in to get the media mogul on rusty’s side which I suppose is another of rusty’s “judgements”.


  81. 255
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Andy Coulson made payments to police !
    NoW has handed over evidence to police
    also hacked
    relatives of the 7/7 bombings
    Soham victims parents
    Madeleine McCanns parents

    Mrs Kemp will be out by tomorrow


  82. 257
    Another Engineer says:

    Can someone tell me why they are discussing “listening in to phone calls” on Today? NOBODY DID ANY SUCH THING.

    No wonder people failed to change their voicemail PIN if they don’t understand how it works.

    On the other hand, I’m tempted to believe this is deliberate misunderstanding to make the story sound worse than it is.

    I don’t think I’ve heard a more biased programme, and that takes some doing on R4.


    • 258
      Another Engineer says:

      Now Peston on a rant. Ho hum.

      Look, the NoTW are bottom feeding scum. So are the rest of the media.

      What shocks me is that anyone thought otherwise.


  83. 262
    G Mulcare says:

    Come on Guido, this Flint stuff is old news, can we have an update?


    • 263
      Eeu to me says:

      I agree, typical socialist , sells her principles for filthy capitalist lucre, I think she’s well past her sell by date for posing like that in those photo’s, could put people off.


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You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

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The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

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