June 30th, 2011

Miliband’s Green Credentials

As his ball and chain marched, Miliband went to Birmingham for the relative comfort of the Local Government Association conference this afternoon. Before telling them that both the strikers and the government were wrong, Red Ed demanded his own private green room, kitted out with tea, coffee, biscuits and juice for his seven strong entourage. Guido’s LGA eyes and ears also chuckled at the security guard outside the room. When the Prime Minister went up to speak to the conference on Tuesday he shared a green room with the other speakers, as have all the other cabinet ministers who dropped by. Nothing’s too good for the workers.

UPDATE: Team Ed got in touch to argue Pickles was in the same room. Team Pickles say he only went in to watch Ed’s speech on the telly after he had vacated. Take it outside lads…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Politicons will never know poverty.

    Up the workers!!!!


    • 5
      FT says:

      Ed’s a cock

      All lefties are cocks

      There is nothing Milliband actually does that is consistent with being a Socialist


      • 12

        Elevating oneself, as if you were of a better class of person than the general riff-raff, is the surefire way to identify a modern socialist.

        Let’s face it, when did you ever see one behaving as Gandhi?


      • 14
        HOW DOES THIS WORK??? says:

        wikipedia – Toynbee won a scholarship to read history at St Anne’s College, Oxford, despite gaining only one A-level


        • 31
          The heridary principle alive and well in modern Socialism says:

          Toynbee get everything in life because of an accident of birth.


        • 40
          Wikipedia says:

          “But I very quickly discovered why people who work in factories don’t usually have the energy to write when they get home”


        • 74
          Grammar School Boy says:

          Er yes, but did she complete the degree?


          • Grammar School Boy says:

            […] After 18 months at Oxford, she dropped out, finding work in a factory and a burger bar and hoping to write in her spare time. […]

            Lifted from Wiki.


        • 77
          Jabba the Cat says:

          That’s equivalent to a man with one testicle…


      • 87
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        I beg to differ. If one researches the behaviour of the Stalinistas of the late 1920’s and 30’s, Ed’s pathetic attempts at self agrandissment are entirely consistent with being a Socialist. Ed’s behaviour must have been learnt at his Father’s knee.


    • 6
      Faceless Bureaucrat says:

      What exactly IS Ed Miliband for?

      Even the comrades booed the mention of his name at today’s rally – so much for being bought and paid for by the Unions…



      • 17
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        You know when you’re a kid playing football, and no-one wants to be goalie, you get your little brother to do it.


      • 22
        COMRADE BOB CROW (ANNUAL SALARY £254,978) says:



      • 38
        Edwin Starr says:

        What is he good for ?
        Absolutely nothing

        Say it again I said



      • 60
        Smash the welfare state! says:

        “Nothing’s too good for the workers.”

        He has never been a ‘worker’ – he has never had a proper job, just wonking!


    • 23
      Gordon Brown says:

      i say pish! to anyone who wants a green room what they need is a brown room!!!!! my room wasnt brown but i made it brown and now sarah is cross but i dont care i saved the world!!!!


  2. 2
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:


  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Is Ed becoming a Diva in a power struggle within his own party?


  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hang on Guido, Did your eyes and ears tell you how long it took for Ed to decide what biscuits he wanted?

    And does he really need a secruity guard to guard his blank sheet of paper?

    Finally who picked up the bill?


  5. 7
    Kenny Young (tosser). says:

    It was thought to be safer to keep The Dear Leader out of view of the general public. We thought it best to keep ‘The Ed Miliband fan-club’ out of public view too. Why? They would just take the piss out of us and Ed is feeling fragile at the moment just being wed.


  6. 8
    Eddie Mong says:

    I am a tother.


  7. 9
    Engineer says:

    Time to worry is when he starts demanding that his room is decorated only in red, and has at least twelve bowls of Smarties with the blue ones taken out.

    It possibly wasn’t him who required the private room. When the Bruvvers want a quiet chat, they don’t want the waggling ears of the Press eavesdropping….


    • 10
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Hope he has changed his pin on his voicemail then?


    • 16

      Many years ago, I had a girlfriend who had a predilection for orange Smarties. I would buy five tubes and present her with all the orange ones. There was absolutely nothing that she would not do for me. It was a fine arrangement and one that app_ealed to my frugal instincts. No need for expensive meals or overpriced drinks. Happy days. Everyone deserves some luck at some point…


    • 18

      Mаny yеаrs аgо, І hаd а gіrlfrіеnd whо hаd а prеdіlеctіоn fоr оrаngе Smаrtіеs. І wоυld bυy fіvе tυbеs аnd prеsеnt hеr wіth аll thе оrаngе оnеs. Thеrе wаs аbsоlυtеly nоthіng thаt shе wоυld nоt dо fоr mе. Іt wаs а fіnе аrrаngеmеnt аnd оnе thаt аppеаlеd tо my frυgаl іnstіncts. Nо nееd fоr еxpеnsіvе mеаls оr оvеrprіcеd drіnks. Hаppy dаys. Еvеryоnе dеsеrvеs sоmе lυck аt sоmе pоіnt…


  8. 11
    what a plonker says:

    Red Ed is a coward who just wants to sit on the fence.


  9. 13
    Ed's fence says:


  10. 15
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Sorry Guido.

    But dont forget the time he/his advisors removed the first class seat covers when he done a interview for the news.


  11. 19
    Sir William Waad says:

    Off topic, but is anybody going to dispute the need for ‘emergency legislation’ permitting the police to arrest the same person 96 times, an hour at a time, over whatever period they fancy?


    • 39
      Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

      Remember though that the only people the pigs want ot arrest are white English, middle class Tory voters.

      Muslim terrorists the pigs love.


      • 48
        Sir William Waad says:

        That must be why they keep arresting them, or people they think are them but aren’t, putting up surveillance cameras in kufi-wearing areas and bursting into their houses at odd hours.


    • 64
      Anonymous Misogynist says:

      “I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.”
      George Bernard Shaw


    • 81
      Rick the Roman says:

      It’s time the Government did something about this leftist judiciary who work for the criminal and not the people.


  12. 20
    Meter Pandlesome says:

    Phrase of the day: “Race to the bottom”…I like the sound of that…


    • 50
      labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      Dumbing down was what labor were all about for thirteen years.


      • 92
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        It’s one of the 2 NuLab policies that succeeded. The other was destroying the family.


  13. 21
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Miliband, what a useless piece of garbbage. Mind you typical labour.
    Labour MPs at it again today in the commons, loud mouthed when they speak.
    What is it about socialist that they are loud mouthed yobbos.


    • 28
      Ex-labour voter says:

      Socialists aren’t loud mouthed yobbos. But many loud-mouthed yobbos regard themselves as socialists.

      There is nothing social about their yobbery. It is antisocial, and their ambition is to scrounge and sponge.

      Today’s Labour Party = The Parasites’ Party.


      • 42
        I don't need no doctor says:

        Most labour MPs play at being socialists. Why have many of the ex labour ministers now got high renumeration jobs in the city.
        Up the workers comrade!


        • 62
          Neil Kinnock Gravy Trainer Extraordinaire says:

          It’s all lovely here in Brussels boyos!

          The family and I are having a whale of a time!

          Biggest gravy train in the world and will be 5% faster and more expensive next year!

          You won’t find any ride on Blackpool Pleasure Beach to compare with this!

          Accounts? What fuckin’ accounts!


    • 83
      Anonymous says:

      “When you shout~I hear.
      When you speak ~I listen.”


  14. 29
    Anonymous says:

    Bilderbanker Scum.


  15. 29
    Hypocrisy of the left strikes again says:

    Nothing surprises me anymore about the left. Probably the greatest irony in political history is that the leaders of the left live much more lavish lifestyles than even their conservative opponents. And yet millions of Labour voters still think the party gives a fuck about them even after 13 years of so-called socialist Labour ministers becoming property millionaires using a certain system called, what was it again, oh yes, capitalism.


    • 32
      Tony Blair says:

      Not True!


    • 45
      This isnt just any aristocracy its the aristocracy of the Left says:

      Spot on it is the enigma of the left they they become the very reason the left began in the first place


      • 88
        Gordon Brown says:

        And we have turned my country, the country with the largest Labour support in the Union, into a third world country, no wonder the SNP are taking seats from us.


    • 47
      This isnt just any aristocracy its the aristocracy of the Left says:

      The sweetest irony was a Labour Chancellor of the exchequor flipping homes to avoid paying capital gains tax. Nice one Alistair.


  16. 35
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Miliband’s Greek Credentials”

    Thats better :-)


  17. 36
    Polly Toynbee says:

    My heart bleeds for the millions who are suffering under this right wing government who have found a Final Solution for the poor. Hold on a second… Hey, Pablo, I need a top up of my Cristal. Chop chop. Anyway, as I was saying, I support my fellow socialists in rising up against the tyranny of this coalition. Oh, wait… Isabella, the balcony needs a clean. Hurry up. And get my car ready. I’m going to the beach later. Sorry, you just can’t get good help these days. I wish I could be with my comrades but I want them to know that I’m thinking of them here in Tuscany.


    • 41
      Sir Guglielmo Waad says:

      It should be ‘Paolo’ and ‘Elisabetta’ if Polly’s supposed to be in Italy.


    • 58

      She isn’t, Polly is on Question Time tonight. I’m sure the BBC have bussed loads of extra Unison members for the occasion.


      • 66
        Norn Iron says:

        Well at least it’s from Londonderry where they are all obsessed with their nasty, tribal sectarianism and what King Billy did 320 years ago. They all live in the past and don’t care much for contemporary politics.


        • 69
          East India Company wallah says:

          You are much mistaken,contemporary politics has much more importance in NI than anywhere else in the UK,do be a good chap and drop the london out of derry,it dont belong there


      • 75
        Grammar School Boy says:

        Thanks General, saves me watching it….


  18. 37
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Do you trust Ed Miliband?


  19. 46
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Balls is very quiet over the strike. Has the porker lost his voice?


    • 95
      Officer Crabtree says:

      Very quiet because when a predator stalks it’s prey it is best to remain hidden and silent. Marky words- he is watching from the undergrowth and silently laughing to himself as Millibland alienates one of the few groups who actually supported him.

      Balls much he rubbing his podgy hands with glee. No need for a coup as the leader is reaching for the Mess Webley.

      I’m not sure who I’d rather see as Liebour leader- Blinky or Millibland? Both provide endless hours of entertainment in their own carnivalof fuckwittery. That said, seeing Balls more often would push the old blood pressure a notch higher.

      Toodle pip chums.


  20. 49
    School for scoundrels says:

    Where did all the rumours about the Millibands intelligence come from? They seem to get stupider by the day..


    • 54
      labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      It was the same for McCoward, do you remember the endless talk of him having a towering intellect?


  21. 55
    the last quango in paris says:

    aw I bet you a tenner they had a group hug in there :)


  22. 57
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    I would like to know how many of these scruffy twats carrying socialist worker banners
    Have ever actually Worked ?

    Another interesting statistic would be
    How many of these “Huddies” that have been arrested smashing up property
    are actually teachers ?


  23. 61

    From the Sky copter I see more Police than marchers. Can’t believe they would take much kettling considering most of the marchers are clinically obese. Sky just interviewed some woman with a moustache and looks as if she has 27 cats at home.


    • 68
      27 Cats says:

      Yes! Where is that lardy cow? We’re bloody starving here!

      It is only a matter of time before we evolve opposable thumbs and can work tin openers. Then you’ll be sorry.




  24. 70
    Jimmy says:

    Biscuits? I’ll bet they were posh ones too.

    Keep this up and the Orwell’s as good as yours.


  25. 72
    Leader, LGA says:

    My salary is £350,000 a year paid for by subscriptions form all Local Authorities, with an index linked pension. Do one suckers!


  26. 84
    Anonymous says:

    Picture of Ed. Mili at top of blog. Is he trying to read the tea leaves to find out his future?


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